<![CDATA[Two Bards: The Forum!]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:54:47 -0700 Smartfeed extension for phpBB https://www.forum.twobards.com/styles/ne-blackgreen/theme/images/site_logo.svg <![CDATA[Two Bards: The Forum!]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com en-us Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:54:47 -0700 60 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Interesting fanart :: Author Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40&p=103#p103 https://modmad.tumblr.com/post/811418335931695104]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40&p=103#p103 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 11:10:55 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40&p=103#p103 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Interesting fanart :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40&p=104#p104 https://modmad.tumblr.com/post/810240070687801344]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40&p=104#p104 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 11:11:16 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40&p=104#p104 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=82#p82 https://modmad.tumblr.com/post/810882427492909056]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=82#p82 Thu, 12 Mar 2026 07:32:32 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=82#p82 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=83#p83 A game table that's also a game is next level awesome!]]> no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=83#p83 Thu, 12 Mar 2026 14:44:10 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=83#p83 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=84#p84 "My future wife's mother-in-law"

You mean your mom?]]>
no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=84#p84 Thu, 12 Mar 2026 17:47:17 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=84#p84
<![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=88#p88
Unrelated:
https://cinaed.tumblr.com/post/810960111367520256]]>
no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=88#p88 Fri, 13 Mar 2026 08:05:40 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=88#p88
<![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=93#p93 https://biberrymuffin.tumblr.com/post/8 ... 4121240576]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=93#p93 Sat, 14 Mar 2026 22:58:47 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=93#p93 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=94#p94 https://biberrymuffin.tumblr.com/post/8 ... 5782784000]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=94#p94 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 01:32:43 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=94#p94 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=97#p97 https://wakor.tumblr.com/post/811213302041575424]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=97#p97 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 23:20:55 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=97#p97 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=98#p98 ]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=98#p98 Tue, 17 Mar 2026 09:47:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=98#p98 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=99#p99

Looking at you, Rob]]>
no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=99#p99 Tue, 17 Mar 2026 14:54:53 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=99#p99
<![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=101#p101 ]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=101#p101 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 01:44:26 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=101#p101 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=311#p311 https://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/ ... 5574009856]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=311#p311 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:55:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=311#p311 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=312#p312 https://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/ ... 4436158464]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=312#p312 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 07:57:26 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=312#p312 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=315#p315 https://cinaed.tumblr.com/post/812014615893622784]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=315#p315 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 19:41:05 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=315#p315 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=316#p316 https://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/ ... 8659497984]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=316#p316 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 23:49:15 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=316#p316 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=317#p317 https://modmad.tumblr.com/post/812232712168636416]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=317#p317 Fri, 27 Mar 2026 07:02:11 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=317#p317 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=318#p318 https://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/812 ... ies-in-the]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=318#p318 Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:07:32 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=318#p318 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=319#p319 no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=319#p319 Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:42:54 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=319#p319 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=320#p320 https://hechizoh.tumblr.com/post/812627241826729984 Bit nsfw image at link, but not an inherently nsfw thing]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=320#p320 Tue, 31 Mar 2026 22:43:40 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=320#p320 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=321#p321 https://www.tumblr.com/galaxianmothman/ ... ou-dipshit]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=321#p321 Wed, 01 Apr 2026 20:15:22 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=321#p321 <![CDATA[Memes and Humor :: Re: Fun shit I find on Tumblr :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=322#p322 https://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/ ... -dunsalien]]> no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=322#p322 Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:03:53 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=6&p=322#p322 <![CDATA[Video Killed the Radio Star :: Pizza Movie is stupid stoner fun :: Author andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=52&p=327#p327
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Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

The premise is basic, as it should be. Two people, one socially awkward and introverted, one outgoing and self-sabotaging, are at the lowest social tier in their group. So...Harold and Kumar. They decide to say 'fuck it' and get high. Like H&K. They end up discovering they have a ticking clock to get food. So... yeah, it's Harold and Kumar with two awkward white kids on the surface. Whatever. The premise is just a way to get you from scene to scene, joke to joke.

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Glenn Howerton and Dana Gould argue over coke spoon sizes.


Without getting into spoilers, the movie is well shot, well executed, and really does feel like a chaotic, dissonant series of absurdist scenarios that would make Movie 43 curl up in shame if it had any. They are expertly shot and paced, Nothing stays around too long, nothing really sticks to the next bit unless it needs to. So it has a quickness to it akin to a modern day Python set. But without the self-righteousness and Rowling stanning.

Secondary characters are as important as the Scooby gang and there are a few real standouts. Again, kept unspoilery where possible.

Snackatron plays a 'little man from the draft board' (IYKYK). What could have come across as a cloying 'claptrapian' busywork character actually had you invested by the end.

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Bob-E Moynihan


Cameos abound with YT personalities, up and coming standups, and even some of the creative team, None feel forced and none are used in place of actual meat. No 'Hey, look at that person you know! That fills up 3 minutes of runtime and we didn't do shit!' trickery.

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Caleb Hearon basically playing Johnny from Airplane!


Lepidopterists rejoice! You get an entire sideplot! And he's played by
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Daniel Radcliffe
which is b'dass.

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In life, he had no name. In death, he's Lysander Featherhelm, third of his name.


Of course, the REAL enemy, as is the case with most stoner films, is existential dread. Which is masterfully executed.

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Adam Herschman was born in 1977 just so he'd be the right age for this film.


The whole film is dadaist joy and stupid, stupid fun. It's not going to be on anyone's top 10 list, but it's sort of in that Dungeons and Dragons 2023 bucket in terms of enjoyment.
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Watch your mouth or I'll wash it out with C4.

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no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=52&p=327#p327 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 12:39:22 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=52&p=327#p327
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no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=42&p=162#p162 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:35:27 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=42&p=162#p162
<![CDATA[Stop Bards, What's That Sound? :: Re: Unorthodox Techniques :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=42&p=304#p304 no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=42&p=304#p304 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 18:22:08 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=42&p=304#p304 <![CDATA[Stop Bards, What's That Sound? :: Re: Unorthodox Techniques :: Reply by RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=42&p=306#p306

At 4:50, Perttu decides he wants more range than the fingerboard gives him, and just goes higher. Then at 5:10 he grabs and pulls the string he's playing off to the side, something I'd never seen a cellist do before.

As an aside, the band didn't realize how much the fans loved this song until the lead up to this concert. They let people write in with what songs they wanted to hear, and not only did Farewell make the cut for this performance, they've started putting it on their set lists. As one of the people who voted for it, I was thrilled.]]>
no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=42&p=306#p306 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 20:24:03 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=42&p=306#p306
<![CDATA[Stop Bards, What's That Sound? :: Re: Song Covers In Different Styles :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=11&p=310#p310 ]]> no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=11&p=310#p310 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 00:20:22 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=11&p=310#p310 <![CDATA[Stop Bards, What's That Sound? :: Re: What's, in your opinion, the best guitar solo of all time? :: Reply by RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=325#p325
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no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=325#p325 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 10:40:53 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=325#p325
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no_email@example.com (Rob_MacLennan) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=326#p326 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 12:26:53 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=326#p326
<![CDATA[Stop Bards, What's That Sound? :: Re: What's, in your opinion, the best guitar solo of all time? :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=328#p328
Rob_MacLennan wrote: Fri Apr 10, 2026 12:26 pm There are many, in popular music, but for a guitar solo that's really just guitar it would be something I remember from my childhood, from TV.

I LOVED him on The Odd Couple. When they did that out-of-character bit at the end of the episode.]]>
no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=328#p328 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 12:47:00 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=328#p328
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no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=337#p337 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 16:33:27 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=31&p=337#p337
<![CDATA[The Anvil :: Re: Suggestions for Crafting Day Projects :: Reply by Komaru]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=17&p=89#p89
I'd though I might make another small bench out of one piece, but I'm feeling a bit discouraged by how much cleaning there is to do on the boards before they're really ready, and by how I don't have a good way to HOLD a long piece of 2x10 for planing.

The adventure continues!]]>
no_email@example.com (Komaru) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=17&p=89#p89 Fri, 13 Mar 2026 09:33:13 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=17&p=89#p89
<![CDATA[The Anvil :: Re: Suggestions for Crafting Day Projects :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=17&p=90#p90 no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=17&p=90#p90 Fri, 13 Mar 2026 09:49:27 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=17&p=90#p90 <![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Masters of the Metaverse fics :: Author Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=105#p105
Spoiler
“FRIENDSHIP!”

Chad blinked; that wasn’t exactly what he’d said, but it was close enough and he was feeling so out of it right now. He felt like he’d overindulged at one of the family gatherings - man, the food coma was right there and so temptingly within reach. If it wouldn’t have been horribly rude to fall asleep in front of a whole roomful of potential datemates, he’d have already been under the table and curled up.

Oh, the woman was getting smaller. Still beautiful, though, he noted as he stared at her glassy-eyed. So beautiful, all shining and glowy, and he couldn’t look away even as she shrank to barely larger than his thumb. He wondered if she would consent to being his wife; it would solve an awful lot of problems and maybe his dad would stop harping on him to go out and find a real occupation.

Then it hit him.

Searing agony lanced through him, shooting out in white-hot spears from his forehead. He could feel something burrowing into his skull, forcing nerve connections where before he had none. He could feel power rushing through his nervous system, forcing open floodgates in him that he hadn’t even known he had. Chad knew, with a sudden, terrible certainty, that if he had been any more tense, if he hadn’t been completely stoned out of his skull on the drugs in the food, that if he wasn’t such a naturally relaxed guy, that this would have killed him. Magical Space Princes and Magical Space Princesses were cut from the same cloth, but Magical Space Princes were wired differently. Their powers were weak, and their bodies’ natural magical channels were narrow and reluctant to let magic flow.

The power from the stone - he could feel the shape of it now, feel it like a third eye or second nose, feel the air through it like it had always been a part of him - had blasted those channels wide open with the initial power rush. If he’d been even the slightest bit tense, if he’d been able to even muster a little bit of surprise, his magic channels would have tensed and the power surge would have burned his entire nervous system out.

If that’d happened, he’d’ve been lucky to die seizing while his nerves fired muscles randomly; if he’d’ve been unlucky, he’d’ve been left a drooling husk with the stone trapped on his forehead, keeping him alive until a better vessel was found.

Still, that hadn’t happened and even as he realized what had, in fact, happened - he was now Space Princess Chad of the Dominion of Chad, apparently - he could feel the aftershocks bouncing through him, changing him in nearly indefinable ways. He could feel magic much more strongly now - raw, unshaped magic just waiting to be given form - but he didn’t know what to do with that so he put it to the back of his mind. He suspected he could do a lot more magic now than he used to, but that wasn’t what Magical Space Princes did or were for.

He could feel the stone in his forehead. He reached up to tap it, just to verify what he could already feel down to the depths of his brain, and -

It was like getting hit with a sledgehammer, stars exploding across his vision as the tap sent shockwaves of pain from the roots of his hair all the way down to his toenails. He clapped one hand over the stone, protecting it instinctively. It hurt worse than being kicked in the family jewels, and that was saying something! He made a hurried mental note to never ever do that again. Like, ever.

Ow.

He did have to wonder if it was the same for all the space princesses, or if it was just because his physiology was different. Space princes were not, after all, supposed to get Keepstones; they weren’t designed to handle them, their skulls didn’t have the secondary socket thinning at the fore to facilitate bonding when the time came, they had differently shaped magical channels, and, well. Certain other morphological distinctions made them extremely ill-suited to receiving a Keepstone.

And yet here he was.

“What just happened?”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=105#p105 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:14:04 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=105#p105
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=106#p106
Spoiler
Scichael Mofield sat in a bar, sipping his drink.

Mofield wasn’t really his name, of course - who the hell names their kid Scichael? - but it was what the (extremely well-done) driver’s license in his pocket said and it was the name he’d given to the whispered rumors that someone wanted to hire him.

He sipped his drink and glanced up at the mirror over the sticky bar he was currently seated at. It’d been a bit of a surprise when his snitches had reported who was hiring; the guy hadn’t been seen for nearly eight months and the general assumption had been that he’d been picked up for “moving violations”. Still, it seemed either the rumors were wrong or the guy was very good at escaping; either way, he was back again and looking for Mofield’s services.

And Mofield was inclined to indulge him; his last payment had been…Unorthodox, to say the least, but oh so useful. Mofield glanced up at the mirror again, and let a muscle behind his eyes relax. Suddenly he was looking both at the mirror and through it, the rooms beyond making themselves known to his eyes in flashes of movement and light. The backroom had a mouse scurrying through it, and Scichael made a mental note not to eat any more of the pretzels. The upstairs rooms were all full, most of them with strangers seeking the short comfort that came from another’s embrace, but the room at the end had the mayor’s aide and what looked like the mayor’s wife.

Mofield smirked into his gin and let the vision fade. That was an interesting tidbit, and made coming here tonight worth it in and of itself even if the prospective client never showed. He was, after all, now almost - Scichael glanced at his watch - twenty minutes late. It wasn’t like the guy didn’t know where the place was; they’d met here the last time he’d hired Mofield, after all, and he’d been on time then.

Scichael figured it was some sort of protest about coming back to the place; the guy had looked supremely put out the last time they’d met, when he’d had great difficulty in getting his shoe off the floor thanks to a particularly venerable gum wad. Mofield had honestly called the meeting in the same place for that exact reason; he was just enough of a bastard that the petty humor amused him. Plus, of course, it was one of the few dive bars he rotated meetings between that had an intact mirror over the bar, and his contact was a creepy enough bastard when he couldn’t sneak up behind you. Mofield would probably shoot him if tried, just on reflex.

“You’re late. Thought they taught you batchies better than that,” Scichael drawled, enjoying the look of brief irritation that drifted across his contacts face as he sidled up behind Mofield. Z grimaced as he checked both the seat and the floor beneath it before deigning to sit down. Mofield hid a snicker in a sip of his drink as he enjoyed the vat-man’s discomfort; some people in the business would refuse to work for the tank-born, but Mofield contented himself with merely needling any that tried to employ him. Given his own dubious antecedents, he couldn’t really say he was in a position to throw stones about parents or the lack thereof.

“I had a few things that wanted doing before we met, and time got away from me,” Z responded as he sat, a creepy smile sliding onto his face as he glanced over at Mofield with an unsettling light in his eyes. Mofield raised one eyebrow, sharpening his gaze to look for oncoming police cruisers but Z merely shook his head. Mofield grunted and nodded to the bartender, who immediately refreshed his glass and set a frothing pint in front of Z. Mofield sipped politely at his glass, but Z ignored his completely in favor of staring at Mofield. Creepy batchy.

“So. I heard you were looking for me. Me, in particular,” Mofield tried the drawl again, ignoring the way the steady gaze was making his skin crawl. It was the price of doing business with the guy, and he’d never been one to shy away from a good score just because a client made him want to bathe in hand sanitizer.

“Indeed. I have need of your particular talents.” Z spoke crisply and clearly, which Scichael could appreciate in a client; it was probably a result of his batch processing. The batchy reached into a side pouch and pulled out a single sheet of lined paper that looked like it had been torn from a spiral bound. Mofield leaned over to look at it with a studied disinterest. He didn’t recognize the drawing, but he did recognize the logo and leaned back while whistling softly through his teeth.

“You’re aiming big. I don’t tend to hit developmental labs because corporate espionage isn’t really my thing, but I’ve seen their security set up.” He made it a point to keep up to date on various security initiatives and maintained no less than three clean covers to subscribe to the latest news in security both physical and cyber; the logo belonged to one of the foremost labs in the city, and he’d heard only some of the security features from a friend of a friend.

Z nodded, smile firmly fixed on his face as he leaned towards Mofield. “That’s why I need you. No-one else could even begin to attempt it.”

The admiration in the batch-born’s voice made Scichael simultaneously preen and want to go take a shower, but he concealed both reactions with the ease of long practice. No point in letting someone know when they’ve found a possible chink in your armor; they’d just slide a knife into it later when it was inconvenient. He leaned back and glanced away from Z to covertly check the room behind them in the mirror; no-one had been foolish enough to come to the bar for drinks while they’d been talking but a little extra caution never hurt anyone.

He leaned forward again to address Z. “Did you want this done fast or want this done quiet? If I need to find something similar to replace it with, I’ll need extra time for the forgery.” Swapping one item for another of considerably lesser value was an easy way to cover your tracks, but it tended to work better when he was heisting jewels than anything else; forgeries took time, especially technological ones. Paintings you could get away with some missing details, documents just needed to have the right seals, but tech forgeries needed to behave at least a little like their counterpart before they gave up or they weren’t worth using.

Z merely shook his head and patted the satchel at his side. “No need. I will provide a…replacement of sorts. I just need you to get in, get the original, leave the one I get you, and get out.” He paused for a beat. “In three days.”

“Three days!” Mofield only just stopped himself from yelling. Three days was barely enough time to case the place, let alone formulate a plan for a heist. Granted, he didn’t need to do any digging at City Hall for floor plans anymore thanks to Z’s last payment, but even considering that this was a bit much. Still, Z’s last payment had been good, had pushed him to the very top of his game, and he could admit to himself that his greedy, blackened soul was drooling over what else he could get from the batch-born.

He leaned back on his stool. “And what do I get in return?” He knew he sounded bored, but Z’s grin only widened, damn the batchy. Reaching into his satchel, Z brought out a small rod approximately eight inches long and two in diameter. Inset into the surface were symbols Mofield was somehow certain weren’t part of any human language, set on rings that rotated and shifted under Z’s clever fingers. Mofield feigned disinterest as best he could. “My niece has one of those. Does it make the pretty light show when you shine a flashlight through it too?” he sneered, but Z’s expression didn’t waver.

“This,” he said, enunciating clearly but quietly as he held the rod up to what little light was available in the dingy bar, “is a dimensional hopper. You set the rings to the dimension you want to go and press the button on the end.” Mofield’s eyebrows crawled towards his hairline. “That simple?” The other more…regulated travel facilitators were never that easy. “That simple,” Z confirmed, and banished the rod back to his satchel with a quick flick of clever fingers. “It is also, of course, enormously illegal to make or own one, but I don’t think you care very much about that, do you, Mr. Mofield?” Mofield snorted a mirthless laugh, and Z nodded genially.

“So, Mr. Mofield, what do you say?” Z held out his hand. Mofield hesitated; his instincts were screaming at him that something wasn’t right with the clone in front of him, but……He’d always been greedy, and he loved the thrill of a challenge.

Scichael reached out and took the extended hand. “A pleasure doing business with you, as always.”
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“You in, partner?”

“You know me, partner. I’m always in.”


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Sirens wailed as Scichael hauled his nearly-unconscious partner along the inside of the chain-link fence towards the hole he’d made in it earlier, cursing himself for going along with this and that bastard Z for putting him up to it.

Mofield’s long-time partner, Lyndon Burrnow, made a bubbly noise as more blood flowed down his chest. He’d taken a bullet meant for Mofield, and from the sound of it the damn thing had nicked a lung. He needed to get his partner to the hospital now or he wouldn’t have a partner much longer.

“Hang in there Lynd, I gotcha,” he chanted as he finally made it to the hole in the fence. The whole venture had been snake-bit from the start; he’d spent a day driving by in various cars casing the place with his extra vision and the sheer number of sensors, security points, and vaults in the place had made it clear subtlety wasn’t going to be an option. Any kind of covert infiltration would take at least two people on the inside, and a quick check of the application process made it clear that turning anyone already on payroll would take months he didn’t have, and getting someone on the payroll from outside would take even longer.

So he’d chosen a more direct route, paying a hacker out of his own funds to cut power and communication to the site so he and Lynd could come in through an industrial ventilation shaft without being cooked to death or alerting anyone and hitting a lab a floor away from the real target. They’d clean out that lab, he’d slip over and replace the bit Z wanted with the forged piece, and they’d be out through the maintenance tunnels after setting off a fire alarm.

That plan had lasted all the way up to actually getting to the lab they were going to clear out. Almost immediately they’d been set upon by a guard whose glowing, bulging veins were a big clue that he wasn’t the average no-neck goon. Scichael hated hitting places that employed pilots. Still, Lynd - who loved a good fight the way other men loved a good beer - had simply tackled the glowing bastard with a gleeful yell to Mofield to get on with it.

He’d taken off and left Lynd rolling on the floor with glowing-veins, switching the piece Z’d asked for and hurrying back. When he got back Lynd was sporting one hell of a shiner and the glowing bastard - who glowed quite a bit less now - was out cold on the floor. They’d gone in to their original target to start clearing it of anything that looked both valuable and portable, and found three more guards that were very clearly the result of some kind of experiments, plus another smug-looking pilot holding their less than metaphorical leashes.

Mofield had snatched some kind of blue, glowing device off a nearby table and they’d both legged it, but the alarm had been well and truly raised. Armies of guards had come boiling out of the woodwork - fortunately of the more typical gun-wielding variety - and had cut them off at every turn. Lynd had finally ended up tackling one to the ground taking his gun to cover Mofield as Scichael worked frantically to unlock a side door they’d managed to find. Lynd had been shot just as they got the door open, and Mofield was left to keep him mostly upright and going for their exit strategy.

Fortunately, the hole in the fence was still there - the hacker had been worth every penny Scichael’d spent on him and had thoughtfully disabled the perimeter alarms as well as communications - and he managed to manhandle his partner through. Less pleasing was the canned bastard leaning against their getaway car, the drive system of which had clearly been ruined beyond repair.

Mofield scowled at the smiling face of Z. “The hell are you doing here? I need to get Lynd to the hospital, he’s been shot,” a panicked glance told him that yes, Lynd was still with him though he was fading fast. Z didn’t move. “Did you get what I asked for?” Shouting was becoming audible in the distance and Mofield grimaced. “Yes, now get out of my way! I need to get another car, Lynd’s shot, do you hear me?”

“Let me see it,” Z said calmly, taking a step forward. The shouting behind them was getting louder and Scichael scrabbled madly for the satchel at his side before throwing the whole thing at Z. Z caught it, and looked inside for a long moment before smiling even wider. “Excellent! And as promised,” he tossed the rod that landed near Mofield’s feet. “The dimensional hopper. If you set it right, your friend might even live; there are a lot of technologically advanced alternate dimensions where you two aren’t fugitives from the law that could have him back on his feet in a matter of days.” So saying he began walking off, heedless of Mofield’s sudden scrabbled for the hopper.

“What’s the setting? YOU BASTARD! WHAT SETTINGS?” The batched bastard ignored Scichael’s screams as he disappeared around the corner. Mofield threw one panicked look over his shoulder at the guards now clearly visible through the fence and headed his way before grabbing Lyndon and pressing the button. With a soft pop, both he and Lyndon disappeared from reality just as the first wave of guards pushed through the hole in the fence and fetched up against the stationary vehicle that no longer sheltered two wanted felons.
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A man stands at the top of a hill covered in delicate aqua grass that slopes softly to a white-sand beach and a light periwinkle ocean. In front of him is a raised mound of ocher dirt topped by a rock that has a name carved deep into it: LYNDON BURRNOW.

The man looks up at the achingly blue sky for a long moment before speaking to the grave.

“I’ll get him for you, partner. If it’s the last thing I do, I’ll kill Z.”
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It’d been three days.

Chad looked at the counter before him, deep in thought. It’d been three days since he’d last felt Thomas. There was a hollow feeling behind his eyes now, like something had been scooped out and not replaced. It felt weirdly like the inverse of when he’d gotten his Keepstone, like someone’d pulled one of his eyes out of its socket.

And God did it hurt. He hadn’t told Brad or any of the others, but being a Space Prince was fundamentally different than being a Magical Space Princess (and it wasn’t just the boobs). He looked down at his shaking hands and clenched them into fists; he’d been lucky the first time he’d gotten his Keepstone, the drugs and general lassitude letting the magic that would turn him into Magical Space Prince Chad sear open his magical channels safely if not painlessly, but the second time had left him with fine tremors in his hands, a general clumsiness he just couldn’t shake, and migraines that left him feeling like his brain was going to boil out through the hole in his skull where his Keepstone resided.

Thomas had helped; he had been a stabilizing influence sitting behind Chad’s eyes since before the first time he’d gotten a Keepstone (though Chad himself hadn’t realized it at the time). Thomas had managed to ease some of the pain - brain and nerve damage, a part of Chad that sounded suspiciously like Ricci supplied - by just being there, and more when he actively called on Chad for help.

Chad liked to help, and though he wasn’t sure if Thomas was doing it on purpose or not, the fact that helping eased the pain was a great boon as well. Thomas had let him ground the shake in his hands, control his clumsiness, and keep his head up through even the worst of migraines.

But for three days now, Chad hadn’t been able to feel him. For three days, he’d had the worst migraine of his life. For three days, he’d been knocking things over and stumbling over nothing as tickles of pain ran up and down his spine.

For three days he hadn’t been able to cook anything but the simplest of dishes, hands too unsteady to hold a knife or stir a pot.

The others had noticed. He’d noticed them noticing; Zelania had refrained from being too sarcastic with him, Vega hadn’t punched him at all, Ricci had been dropping increasingly pointed hints about the benefits of advanced science and research and Elliana had redone his entire wardrobe. Brad hadn’t said anything; while Chad loved him more than his own brothers, and they were connected far more deeply than he was with the Sparkle Sisters, he wasn’t sure just how much Brad could feel of what he was feeling.

“You gonna make dinner, or should I get something out of the freezer?”

Brad’s voice interrupted Chad’s thoughts and he straightened, rubbing his shaking hands together like it would help. “I got this; go ahead and tell the others it’s macaroni and cheese for dinner again.”

“You got it, bro.” Brad hesitated before leaving. “You know I got your back, right?”

Chad didn’t look at him. “Yeah bro, I got it. You go ahead.”

“Alright bro.” Brad hopped to the floor and made his way out the door. It was a long moment after the sounds of him leaving faded before Chad started moving, mechanically grabbing a pot and the noodles - cursing quietly when he dropped the box and dried noodles spread themselves across the floor. He stared silently at his hands, at fingers jittery with misfired nerves, and sighed before beginning to clean up the mess.

It’d been three days. Thomas wasn’t coming back.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=107#p107 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:15:53 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=107#p107
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There is always a Joe’s.

Wherever there’s an open offshoot of the Metaverse, wherever there’s sentient life capable of hopping between metaversal branches, wherever someone needs a milkshake and a decent fry-up, there’s a Joe’s. It’s a constant, a diner done up with old neon in whatever language the locals speak proudly announcing that the diner is open and ready for business.

Of course, in an infinite metaverse of infinite combinations, some places are more hospitable for some folks than others. The door of Joe’s Diner will always take you where you need to go, but a door works both ways. Sometimes the door opens and the Diner is full of an oxygen-nitrogen mix, with red vinyl seats that have seen better days shining under fluorescent lamps.

Sometimes the door opens to a thick methane atmosphere, argon lights brilliant pinpoints above seats that glow with a helpful luminescence so patrons can find their seat. Sometimes the door opens to beautifully crystal-blue waters lit by schools of tiny bio-luminescent lifeforms that flitter about the ceiling and tables. Sometimes it opens to a completely gasless chamber where crystals glittering with strange and ineffable energies litter the walls and ceiling and everything is made of perfectly polished carbon formations.

And each patron is where they need to be. Humans and those who breathe oxygen chow down on carbon-based proteins under the humming fluorescents; gelatinous creatures with no discernible features slurp a stew of sulphur-based chemicals in the brilliant argon lights; strangely jolly-looking creatures with large eyes and even larger noselike protrusions crunch calcium-based delicacies as the lights dance to and fro; complex refracted waveforms of sentient energy integrate higher mathematics equations expressed in physical form as eleven-dimensional matrices of crystal made with the perfect amount of symmetry as the lights twist around them.

Cook and Hollywood - and Joe himself, of course - are as much a part of the diner as the seats or the flickering neon sign. Where there is a customer inside the Diner, Hollywood is there to take their order and Cook is there to make it. It’s not bad, most days; Hollywood’s had a lot of time to get used to things. The first few times he’d found himself as a shambling two-foot-tall monstrosity made of something akin to twigs and sphagnum moss had been……Disconcerting, to say the least.

But if there was one thing working at Joe’s gave him, it was time. Now Hollywood could turn around to find himself a complicated series of cellulite-walled tubes strung together by the carbonaceous goo equivalent to silly string that floated in a liquid oxygen environment and communicated by tapping itself together and not bat a proverbial eye. Cook, too, had learned to take changes to himself and his kitchen in stride.

It wasn’t like it was at all separate anyway; at a quantum level, all possible iterations of Joe’s existed at the same time on the same real estate. It didn’t tend to matter much except when a rush hit. When things got really exceptionally busy, Hollywood sometimes found himself turning with a d'kr'tgh of drrnl'th in his hand, only to watch them die as the oxygen-rich atmosphere he found himself in collapsed their tissues. It didn’t happen often but when it did he’d always have to go back to Cook for more, and he’d usually slide in an appetizer free of charge to make up for the wait.

Cook took the quantum-ness of it all as a personal challenge. He switched between the realities of Joe’s more often than Hollywood did, experimenting with dishes and cuisines that were indigestible, illegal, immoral, incoherent, and ineffable to the life he’d started with. Taste-testing his creations was one of the best ways he’d found to stave off boredom during slumps when the door opened less than once an hour, and served him well when the hinges never stopped creaking and customers of all walks wanted their food as soon as they could get it.

Joe himself knows how it all works. After all.

There is.

Always.

A Joe’s.
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It had been 5 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours, and 42 minutes since Chad had felt the comfortable assurance of Thomas’ presence in his head.

But who was counting, really.

The pain had been hard at first; he’d tried to continue like nothing was wrong, concealing how exhausting it was just to get through an average day, never mind those days where he was called upon to fight. The pain had gotten worse then, as he pushed himself beyond his new limits, making it even more of a chore to go through his day, until he just. Hadn’t been able to get out of bed.

For a week.

Ricci had confronted him about it, when he’d finally gotten himself enough together to feel like fire wasn’t scorching its way up and down his spine with every step he took and come out of his room. So he’d explained, as best he could. He wasn’t quite sure how much she realy understood his connection to Thomas, but she took to the challenge of helping him manage with a zest that suggested she very well might.

There’d been several days of exhausting tests that had left him feeling like his brain was going to slowly dribble out of his eyesockets before she’d come back to him with a guilty look around the eyes. She took her time explaining it to him and Brad, who’d come to offer moral support; turns out, he’d been right. Keepstones weren’t given to Space Princes for a reason, and doing it a second time had just made everything worse - especially without the drugs he’d ingested the first time.

There wasn’t really a cure; he’d known, deep down, but Ricci was very clever and he’d had some form of hope. Still, she was able to devise a cocktail to ease the bad days and had put together a number of aids to make the good ones better. She’d worked with Elliana to create a stylish harness-type garment that hid biofeedback sensors to let him know when his pain levels were about to spike; she’d upgraded most of his cooking utensils with handles that would compensate for the shakes in his hands; and finally, she’d given him a mobility aid.

Chad would never tell her, but he detested the cane. It was the perfect height and weight - Ricci was far too good to have let such important details get by her - but it represented a tangible, visible reminder of the way he’d used to be.

Of all the people he’d lost.

He hadn’t lost everyone; the Sparkle Sisters were still with him - for all the good he was to them. Vega wouldn’t be in the same room with him, Zelania would actually turn her music off whenever he entered a room with her in it and then pointedly not glare at him the entire time he was in there, and Elliana would chatter on and on about how everything would get better, that they’d fix him one day he’d see! It was enough to make the ever-present pain in his skull flare whenever he stayed in a room with her too long, and the relentless optimism wore at him.

Ricci and Brad were the only ones who didn’t walk on eggshells around him, for which he was profoundly grateful. He could still do things on his own, thank you very much, just…Not as fast. Or as well. Ricci knew when to be quiet, too, and how to be quiet without making him feel like the quiet was his fault. They’d sit in silence together for hours in the library, her working diligently at some research or another, and him enjoying the quiet with a silly novel or another.

Still, eventually the agony would gather in his hips and lower spine and he’d be obliged to get up and walk it out to a more even distribution. Brad would always come with him, rolling on the floor if it was a day to be slow or in Chad’s hand if the day was a good one. They’d chat quietly, talking about light topics like the weather and what Chad was going to make for dinner, and for a bit it would seem like nothing had changed.

But inevitably it would be time to stop walking, whether it was to begin meal preparation or simply because Chad couldn’t walk any further, and it would all fall down. Meal preparation was easier now that Ricci had upgraded most of the kitchen implements to accommodate the shake in his hands, but it was still a chore instead of the delight it had been before. Additionally, ever since the one unfortunate incident where he’d almost dropped a filleting knife through his foot all knives and other sharp implements had been removed from the kitchen and replaced with automatic slicers that never quite got the cuts he wanted right. Meals still tended to be simpler, and the drink-mixing had been reduced to simply what he could pour out of a bottle. Nobody complained where he could hear them, but Vega and Zelania would sigh loudly whenever dishes repeated themselves too often on the menu and dinner would be a very strained affair those nights.

Battles were the worst. He didn’t do much more than stand on the sidelines now and cheer the others on. When it became apparent that flashing lights exacerbated his migraines to the point where he couldn’t do anything beyond curl up on the ground and beg his brain not to leak out his ears, Ricci had given him a polarizing visor/headset combo that kept the worst of the attacks at bay, but more often then not he’d spend the entire fight doing nothing but using Brad on anyone that got too close and doing the transformation sequences whenever the others needed him to.

The first time he’d become Magical Space Prince Chad (the armored version) after Thomas had…Left him, he’d almost laughed out loud how easy everything had felt, the rush of endorphins at the cessation of pain making him almost giddy as he’d joined the others in the fight against the horrible Space Witch Escadrille and their hordes of semi-sentient squiplings. The rush had lasted all the way up to the end of the fight when they’d resumed their normal forms and everything came back with a vengeance. He’d collapsed and spent three days confined to his bed with the lights off.

The others tried to avoid transforming as much as possible after that, for which Chad was sincerely grateful. Every time they did it left him prostrated for days, taking grim measures of Ricci’s potion whenever we couldn’t bear it any longer.

And that had been his life for the last 5 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 14 hours, and 44 minutes. Chad sighed as he closed his book; he could feel the fire beginning to streak from his sacrum to his kneecaps, and that was a surefire sign he’d been sitting too long. Nodding to Ricci - who absently nodded back - he headed out to take his customary turn around the garden. Today was a good day, so Brad was in his hand as he walked out into the artificial sunlight. Step, step, cane. Step, step, cane. Step, step -

“What did you want to make for dinner?” Brad’s voice interrupted his contemplation of his own footsteps and Chad paused to look up at the artificial sky. “Oh I don’t know Brad. What have we made so far this week?” He didn’t want to repeat a dish too often, made dinner awkward and all that.

“Well, on Monday you made spaghetti, and Tuesday was wedding soup. Wednesday was subs ‘cause it wasn’t such a great day. Thursday was chicken Parmesan. Friday-” Brad’s voice trailed off, replaced a strange ringing in Chad’s ears. He had to drop Brad to cover his ears it was so loud. A pressure built up in his sinuses, he could feel some of the delicate veins in his nose go as a metallic taste flooded his mouth and he leaned forward to try and keep the blood off his nice shirt. God, the pressure -

And then, with an almost-audible snap, it stopped. It all stopped. And a warm, familiar presence filled the gaping hole behind his eyes. “Thomas,” he breathed, a beatific smile lighting up his face even as Ricci came running into the garden with Brad in hand. He just had time to hear her shout his name before his eyes rolled up into his head and he collapsed.

When he woke up, he was alone in his room with the lights off and a gentle white noise generator making gurgling noises like a small stream. Chad sat up and flexed his hands. Not a tremor. He stood up and stretched, taking first one tentative step, then another. Nothing.

He laughed, a long joyous laugh and the presence behind his eyes pulsed in time to his happiness. He turned and for the sheer hell of it did a cartwheel, landing perfectly on two feet. Feeling particularly bold, he reached out and flipped the lights all the way on for the first time in months. His eyes watered briefly as they adjusted to the light, but no crippling migraine manifested itself. Chad turned to the mirror and, grinning like a loon, tears streaming down his face, looked himself right in the eyes.

“Welcome back, Thomas. I missed you so much, bro.”
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Balthazar lowered his arms and sighed. A wave of his hands had the lights coming back up and the disco ball lowering to the ground on its mooring. It had been his grandest production yet, and the backup dancers were even now shooting him sympathetic glances as they filed out.

His magic had always worked best with a large show; the larger the show, the better it worked and so when his first attempts to scry Wyatt had failed, he’d been trying increasingly elaborate rituals designed to let him see his errant friend - despite his distaste for the spectacle. This latest attempt had taken place at the largest telescope in Sentinel City, where he’d arranged to re-purpose the huge optical-grade mirrors for a few hours; he’d had backup dancers covered in the shiniest glitter he could find dancing their hearts out to a pounding dubstep bassline while the lasers he’d borrowed from a friend bounced off all and sundry to scatter on the precisely-formed disco ball he’d spent two weeks making into a perfectly-tuned magical focusing apparatus.

But it hadn’t worked. The huge mirrors had remained stubbornly blank, and he was quite frankly at his wits end. As he watched a dark figure enter through the door, he couldn’t help but reach out to the empty space in his head where - until recently - his young friend Wyatt had rested. It was a little like the first time he’d lost a tooth to a hero’s punch, his tongue constantly going to the place where the tooth used to be and feeling the raw tenderness of the newly-exposed gum. Only this time he was worried about what had happened to his missing piece.

“No joy, then?” Ezekiel said as he came to a stop just behind Balthazar’s left shoulder and the sorcerer sighed. “No joy, Zeke. Wherever they are, it’s beyond where my magic can reach.” He hung his head and Ezekiel came close enough to put a comforting hand on his shoulder. “Have you asked Hex? Or Butch? We are, the lot of us, in much the same kind of boat.”

Balthazar shook his head, still not looking at one of his most longstanding friends. “I did ask them - well, Hex came to me demanding to know what happened and both Butch and Abbi were with her, but she had no more idea than I. Wherever they are, they have passed beyond our sight.” A cloud passed over Ezekiel’s already-somber expression “Do you mean-”

“Ezekiel, I spent a great deal of my life as a necromancer. Simply because I have given up the profession doesn’t mean I don’t know where to find someone who is dead.” Balthazar said sharply - a little too sharply perhaps, because Ezekiel immediately dropped the hand that had rested on his shoulder. He missed the warmth as soon as it was gone.

“I’m sorry, old friend. This latest attempt has worn me out.” Balthazar kept his voice contrite and Ezekiel’s face eased a little, but he didn’t put his hand back. “Do you really think they’ll find what they’re looking for in space?” Ezekiel kept his voice quiet, even though they were the only ones left in the observatory, and Balthazar sighed.

“In all honesty, no. For all that there is a lot to space, I feel if it were that simple it would not be so important. Additionally,” he gestured helplessly to the room around them, lasers quiescent, disco ball still, mirrors dark, piles of glitter where the dancers had stood, “that is, just a little bit, why I decided to try it here. If what they were searching for could be reached through space, then I had rather hoped that using these space-attuned tools would let me see clearly. But I have seen nothing, Ezekiel. Nothing, just as I have seen for the last four months.”

Ezekiel came closer and put his arm around Balthazar’s shoulders. “I can’t say it’s terribly comforting prospect - you and I both know, better than most, that there are some things worse than death - but where there’s life there is hope.” Balthazar nodded mutely, and they stood in silence for several long seconds before he sighed.

“I suppose I should put this all to rights. Help me pack up? If you could get the disco ball, I’ll re-align the mirrors.” Ezekiel nodded and they set to work in a companionable silence. Balthazar magically restored the positioning systems to their original configurations and did his best to banish the glitter on the floor while Ezekiel put the disco ball carefully back in its carrying case and the lasers back into their high-tech self-propelling storage boxes. Setting the lasers to return to their owner, he picked up the carrying-case just as Balthazar gave up on trying to get rid of any more glitter (the floor still glimmered faintly, but at least now it was an even sheen) and came over to him.

Without speaking, they walked down the steps and out the doors together, keeping easy pace with each other until they got outside. Ezekiel stopped then, looking up at the moonless sky full of stars above them. Balthazar stopped too, content to wait until Ezekiel finished thinking about what he wanted to say. “Did you know Skinwalker contacted me the other day?” Balthazar blinked in surprise. Skinwalker wasn’t the most friendly of beings on a good day, but to actively reach out to Ezekiel…

“No, I hadn’t known.” He paused. “Were they also…attached?” Ezekiel nodded silently, not looking down, and Balthazar had to spend several more moments processing that. “I would hazard a guess they came to you because that is no longer the case. What did you tell them?” Ezekiel shrugged. “The same thing you told me, essentially. We don’t know why or how, but they’re gone and not likely to be coming back without some serious intervention.” Balthazar looked up at the sky as well, when his friend finished speaking and they both stood in silence.

“Wyatt was a good kid. Trying to do better anyway, and sometimes that is what counts the most.” Ezekiel didn’t seem confused by the apparent non-sequitur, but looked at him with something approaching sympathy. “Brony was too, though maybe in a different way.” They stood together in silence again, looking at the glimmering stars far above them.

“Did you want to go with them? The Bakers?” Ezekiel asked suddenly, sliding a sideways look at Balthazar, who didn’t answer for several long moments. “I was tempted; Hex asked as soon she heard what Butch was doing. But I don’t think they’ll find them out there. What they will find is a mystery, but not one I think I’ll have need of. I’m too old for that kind of nonsense.” Ezekiel snorted and Balthazar shot him a shallow grin. “Yes, yes, I know, speaking to the expert. Still, I don’t think what I need can be found out in space, though I’m sure they will take best advantage of the privacy it affords them.”

Ezekiel snickered and nodded, matching Balthazar smirk for smirk. “And who knows, maybe the kids’ll find their way back here before the Bakers do. Wouldn’t want them to find the homestead empty.”

They didn’t speak again, but Ezekiel put his arm around Balthazar’s shoulders as they walked slowly down the path from the Observatory.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=110#p110 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:17:35 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=110#p110
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The black bag came off his head, and Scicheal Mofield blinked against too-bright light as shadowy figures moved behind it.

He’d been having a quiet drink in an innocuous tavern many, many miles from where his latest heist had left three-quarters of a kingdom in shambles at the sudden loss of noble pedigree papers going back hundreds of years. Mofield wasn’t loyal to much beyond his next paycheck, but stealing from the rich upper classes always made his day just that little bit better.

He’d been paid for the heist and was stopping for dinner before moving out to meet the next potential employer - a high-stakes research company three symbols spinwise on his hopper - when someone had dropped a black bag over his head and injected with some kind of knockout cocktail.

Which had ended up with him tied to a chair in a concrete cell no larger than eight feet by seven. Still, he’d had worse starts to good jobs - for one thing, he hadn’t been roughed up on his way over. Not that an unknown pharmaceutical injection was much better, but it tended to result in fewer broken ribs (if possibly more liver damage).

Mofield leaned back as far as the ropes would let him and smirked coldly at the man in front of him. “So,” he drawled, making sure to draw the syllable out as obnoxiously as he could. “What can I do for you fine gentlemen today?” The enormous brute in an ill-fitting suit sitting across from him - cute, how they thought directional light was going to keep him from seeing them - was silent for a long moment before responding.

“You are Scichael Mofield, thief for hire. You had a partner named Lyndon Burrnow who was killed by Ronald Zenda, and you possess enhanced eyesight reputed to work in places where such things should not be able to do so.” The goon’s voice was monotone and Mofield took a brief moment to wonder what kind of brain damage did that.

Mofield lounged against his seat as best he could. “So you have my life story. Put it in a book, you’ll have the next New Bork Times bestseller. Still doesn’t tell me why I’m here.” The mention of Burrnow was enough to stoke the cold fury that lived in his chest, though he made certain not to let it show on his face. These idiots had just doubled the price for whatever they wanted, but he wasn’t going to let them know that this early in the game.

“Your specialty is breaking into high-security facilities and liberating targets from them.” The goon droned on, seemingly unaffected - or possibly just straight-up unaware - that Mofield had interrupted him. “There is a facility that we wish you to infiltrate, extract as much relevant data as possible, and then leave.”

“Seems right up my alley, which of course you knew or we wouldn’t be here. What’s the facility?” He sat up a little straighter as he spoke, interested despite himself. He could tell by the matching suits on the goon in the room, the two outside the door, and the considerably nicer suit on the guy standing behind the false wall on the left that these weren’t typically the kind of guys who contracted out their break-ins. Which meant somewhere very specialized indeed, which upped the price considerably.

The Meta-End prison.“ Mofield blinked. Surely the guy hadn’t just said - ? "Enforcer Rhodes has just executed one of the single largest mass arrests of pilots in recent history. Get in, find out everything you can about them and if possible facilitate their extraction from the facility.”

Mofield blinked. Pilots were rarer than honest bookies, and Rhodes - the Rhodes - had just netted enough of them to constitute a mass arrest? He himself made it a point to stay under Rhodes’ radar but there’d been a close call or two before he’d figured out how to avoid such unwelcome attention. Nowadays he just had some lesser Metaversal Oversight goons after him, and stayed ahead of them easily enough. Just what the hell had those pilots done to attract the big kahuna?

“Are you out of your mind? Nobody gets into the Meta-End without Rhodes knowing about it, and nobody gets out without seeing the Judge. Everyone with half a brain knows that.” Mofield watched Fancy Suit carefully out of the corner of his eye while keeping his attention fixed on the goon in front of him. The man raised a hand to touch his ear, and the goon in front of him spoke again. “There are always ways; getting you in would be…doable. We have agents inside who would help you, once you have arrived. Getting out…would be up to you.”

Mofield leaned back and scowled. “And how many pilots are we talking about here?” he asked, to cover his unease. Breaking out of prison wasn’t exactly new to him - hell, this wouldn’t even be his first time busting someone else out of prison if he could arrange it. But Meta-End was something else; not quite the bogeyman Rhodes himself was, but impressive all the same.

“Between eight and twenty.” Mofield blinked again. A score of pilots? Where had they all come from? He’d been travelling dimensionally for years and he hadn’t even seen that many, let alone met them. Additionally, it would make breaking them out that much harder - while it would pay more, he was leaning heavily toward simple in and out reconnaissance now.

“You do realize I specialize in thieving, correct? Not mass escape,” Scichael snarked, playing for time to see if he could get a better grasp on their angle. There was something about Fancy Suit that was ringing bells…

“You will receive bonuses for every pilot you bring to us alive; dead pilots are useless to us but you will not be held accountable for them.” Mofield nodded. It was reasonably standard, and also nice to know that he didn’t have to stick his neck out for anyone if he didn’t want to. Which, of course, lead to the most important part of the discussion.

“And what do I get out of all of this? I don’t do charity work.” Mofield kept his eyes forward even as all his attention focused on Fancy Suit. The man touched his ear again. “One of the pilots Rhodes acquired is Ronald Zenda.”

Scichael wheezed like he’d been punched in the chest. That bastard, alive after all these years, and in the big house under Rhodes’ thumb? He grinned, more a display of teeth than any friendlier gesture and looked directly at Fancy Suit. “Deal. Who do I say sent me when I meet your inside men?”

Fancy Suit stiffened, then made a gesture that had the false wall collapsing before him. He walked over and stood just out of the circle of light while Mofield regarded him steadily. For the first time, Fancy Suit addressed him directly. “Antonius Basileus.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=111#p111 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:18:16 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=111#p111
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Oh you’ve heard of Captain Rackham

They hung him, they hung him!

Oh you’ve heard of Captain Rackham
Scourge of the Royal Navy
He sunk more than a hundred ships
To face him you’d be crazy

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high


Captain Rackham was a pirate

They hung him, they hung him!

Captain Rackham was a pirate
The finest to sail the sea
He’d run merchants to cliffsides oh
And take shelter in the lee

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high


Captain Rackham beat the Navy

They hung him, they hung him!

Captain Rackham beat the Navy
For more than a score of years
They gnashed their teeth and stamped their feet
and spoke quietly of their fears

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high


It was a stormy day they found him

They hung him, they hung him!

It was a stormy day they found him
Edward Hawke and his royal crew
With an assembled fleet behind them
They knew what they had to do

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high


For seven days and seven nights

They hung him, they hung him!

For seven days and seven nights
Hawke chased the Calico Jack
Until they closed the distance
And readied their guns to attack

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high


On the eighth day they began a-firing

They hung, they hung him!

On the eighth day they began a-firing
And a shot brought the mainmast low!
The Captain tried his level best
But the Revenge, she began to slow

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high


Captain Rackham led the fighting

They hung him, they hung him!

Captain Rackham led the fighting
Locking hilts with Hawke’s sword
The crews stopped their fighting about them
Their battle could not be ignored

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high


They took him to Port Royal

They hung, they hung him!

They took him to Port Royal
And he hung by his lovers’ sides
For they’d sworn to always be with him
And together their fates were tied

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high


Now Rackham sleeps in a gibbet

They hung him, they hung him!

Now Rackham sleeps in a gibbet
With the corpse of his lovely bride
And out on the decks of Revenge
The blood ran red with the tide

Yeah they hung the Calico Captain
They did, they hung him high
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=112#p112 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:20:44 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=112#p112
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“Now, Mr. Hammer,”

Bruno grimaced as his nickname-come-callsign dripped from his captor’s lips like crude oil. He hated hearing it from his enemies - their disdain was always clear, though this guy also managed to fit in condescension and mockery; impressive for getting it all into one word - but he supposed it was just another reason to replace Lexington’s whiskey with piss when he got the chance since he’d known and had assigned it as his callsign anyway. Not like Lexington’d notice, given the quality of the stuff he seemed to prefer.

Still, it was a name he’d been trained to respond to for years. Ever since his last night of leave before graduating boot camp he’d been known as Hammer or Hammer-ton. One of the guys in his unit had thought it funny to bring a mule into the barracks before the rest of them got back and of course they’d spooked the damn thing by slamming the door open. Bruno had reacted on instinct and punched the mule in the head hard enough to drop it, breaking his hand in the process. Seven seconds of stunned silence had ended when Hendrickson had blurted that the last time he’d someone do something like that it was his paw using a hammer to drop sheep for butchering.

One trip to the infirmary later and the name had stuck. He’d been Hammer ever since.

“We know why you are here.” And this guy was still talking. Honestly, if they really knew why he’d been here, they wouldn’t be here. Round one in a dank concrete room had gotten them the locations of the explosives he’d planted around their base, and they’d gotten to most of them in time. The few they hadn’t found had compromised that base to the point where they’d had to fall back to this secondary location and had earned him a few hours with an inexperienced sadist putting needles under his fingernails.

“We know who you work for.” Maybe the public line, but if these guys had any actual idea who he worked for this conversation would be taking place in a much deeper hole. Even a cursory glance showed four immediate exit strategies with minimal harm to life and limb, with three more being viable if he didn’t love his fingers very much.

Maybe put those on the backburner.

“All we need from you is a location. Your team, their location.” Wow, these guys knew jack shit. Fuck, what a waste of his time. The colonel hadn’t been this wrong about possible info caches in a while, plus now Bruno had to break himself out of prison because damn if he was wasting another 72 hours on these losers.

He sighed, and his captor tensed, pleasant expression disappearing. “I’m sorry, Mr. Hammer, am I boring you? Perhaps you might like to make the closer acquaintance of your namesake.”

Bruno waited until the slimeball had turned away to a tray of tools that gleamed in what would have been a sinister fashion if he’d had any faith that this nimrod knew how to use them. As it stood, the guy’s little charade of sliding his fingers carefully over the instruments as if he didn’t already know which one he was going for was all the opening Bruno needed to dislocate his thumb and slide out of the standard police cuffs they’d used to secure his arms to the chair. It was the work of a moment to pop the other set and then he was free - they hadn’t chained his ankles, more fool them.

The interrogator must have heard something, because even as Bruno stood the guy was turning back to face him with a look of surprise on his face. Bruno casually snapped his neck and the look of surprise became permanent - or at least it’d last until the guy’s face got rearranged, something Bruno wasn’t about to waste time on. The door opened out with hinges on the outside - probably the most professional part of this clown college operation - but the extremely obvious microphone and closed-circuit aftermarket camera blinking away in the corner told him that he wouldn’t have long to wait before it opened.

Sure enough, not two minutes after Bruno took up position beside the door - holding the hammer from the tray, he wasn’t about to break his knuckles on these guys if he didn’t have to - the pounding of feet echoed from the corridor outside the room. They don’t even check through the grill-covered window before kicking the door in and spraying bullets into the room on full auto.

If the guy on the floor hadn’t been dead already, he sure as hell was now. Bruno counted quietly in his head until the shooting stopped and stepped out into the doorway. Sure enough, they’d fired until the magazines were empty - common mistake, but it’d be their last. He didn’t give them a chance to reload; the first went down with one good swing to the head, while the second guy tried some ninja shit that looked like he’d been spending too much time watching d-list karate movies and not enough time in an actual dojo. Bruno broke the knee on the leg the guy had tried to snap-kick him with, then put the guy himself down with a punch.

It was the work of a moment to take their weapons - knock-off automatics clearly purchased in bulk - and pat them down for their spare magazines. The fact that they only carried a single spare clip each was just one more disappointment on a pile of them. Bruno sighed as he moved further into the base; the fact they’d had a fallback plan had brought his expectations maybe a little too high, but this was just pathetic. He could hear alarms going off and stampeding feet heading away from him; they’d made the logical assumption that now that he was out of his cell he’d immediately try and escape, rejoin his unit.

But that wasn’t Bruno’s mission.

A locked door stood in his way for all of five seconds before he kicked it in; behind it, a dusty storage closet full of boxes. Comparing the writing on the boxes to the picture the colonel had insisted he memorize before embarking on this stupid mission, he began pulling boxes open until -

Well.

Maybe the colonel hadn’t been full of shit after all.

And maybe he’d still kick the guy’s ass up and down a long hallway for sending him in counter-espionage style when an infiltration route would have worked just well for extraction and wouldn’t have made him endure eight and a half hours of amateur-hour torture. Grabbing the box and the contents of a few others he’d found, Bruno began making his way out of the base; the layout was a little nonstandard but more straightforward for it - clearly these people had never had any kind of education on how to harden a building against intruders.

Goons were beginning to fall back into the base now that it was apparent he hadn’t conformed to their preconceived notions and run straight for the nearest exit once he’d gotten loose, but they were doing that badly too - at least, the first few were. After that they learned from their predecessors’ mistakes and checked corners before coming around them; he’d be a little more impressed if their ammo discipline had improved along with their caution.

Still, it didn’t take him long to get to the exit; in fact, it took him longer to rig explosives around the exit and set a tripwire with a failsafe than it did to actually reach a door to the great outdoors. A cursory glance was enough to show him that these idiots were as shit with their vehicular security as they were at torture; the nearest jeep has a full tank of gas and the keys in the glove box. Well, Bruno wasn’t above teaching them an object lesson so he punctured the gas tanks on all the vehicles he could find, slashed the tires, and stole all the keys. It’d make the LT smirk if nothing else.

As Bruno drove away, he consoled himself with the thought that since he was heading back early he’d have a shot at the bottle of good scotch the colonel kept in his office where he thought no-one could find it; cute, especially given that Bruno swept the offices once a week if he was on-base and Lexington swept every other day. Damn spook.

Just before the base quite dropped out of sight, a rumbling explosion was accompanied by a bloom of yellow-red flames. Bruno pulled a pair of sunglasses from the glove box, set them carefully on the bridge of his nose, and set his sights for the rendezvous.

Damn, he loved FAE bombs.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=113#p113 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:21:32 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=113#p113
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It was the last night before he left for boot camp, and Robby was insistent it be a memorable one.

Bruno had never been what one might call the life of the party. He was just a little too serious, a little too aware of the consequences, to really give in to that party feeling. Still, he’d acquiesced when Robby - Robert Orman, who had lived two doors down from Bruno for most of their lives - had pointed out, not unreasonably, that he wouldn’t be having any kind of fun for the next six months and he needed to live a little while he was still young.

So here he and Robby were, standing just inside the doors to the gymnasium where the school was throwing one last dance to celebrate the end of the school year. The music was playing, couples danced on the open part of the floor, and the punch bowl was guarded by a fierce-looking Mr. Edwards. Bruno had to smile at Robby yanking at his arm enthusiastically as they headed across the floor, his friend waxing rhapsodic about the new girls from across town whom he’d heard would be making an appearance.

It didn’t take long for Robby to be thoroughly distracted by a pretty girl; as one of the better-looking boys in the class - and a reputation for being a pretty decent dancer - he rarely went without a partner for long. Bruno took the opportunity to go and loiter by the punch table, nursing a glass of sickeningly sweet fruit drink and earning ever more suspicious glances from Mr. Edwards. It wasn’t that he didn’t like dancing, but at a head taller than most of the class the girls tended to find him…..intimidating.

“Excuse me,”

Bruno looked around in surprise, it taking a hot second for him to look down….into the most heart-stoppingly gorgeous face he’d ever seen in his life. Delicate features almost ethereal in their elfin fineness were accentuated by shoulder-length hair that curled just a bit too much to be fashionable but suited her perfectly. She met his eyes squarely, not even the slightest bit daunted by his much-greater-than-her height. In fact, her chin was up and her face all but dared him to make a comment.

So he did.

“Bruno,” he said, and held out his hand. She blinked, but then gave him a warm smile. “Lori,” she responded, and put her hand in his. Obeying some strange impulse, he bent and brought the hand up delicately to his lips, giving it the lightest of kisses. “You sure? You look a bit more like an angel to me,” he said, and immediately felt foolish up until she blushed lightly and giggled.

“Such fine manners! You’re a real gentleman aren’t you?” She asked, laughter in her voice, and he ducked his head a little in embarrassment. “No, no, don’t hide. I…..I like it,” she said, voice soft. When he looked up her blush was stronger and on an impulse he tipped his head towards the dance floor, where the song playing had just ended. “Would you care to dance with me?” He asked quietly.

Her eyes lit up like stars and she nodded. Still holding her hand, he led her out to the dance floor and put one arm behind her back as she laid hers on his shoulder. As the music started playing, they started gently swaying to the beat.

Wise men say only fools rush in
But I can’t help falling in love with you


He closed his eyes, enjoying the feel of having her tucked up against him in the shelter of his arms, then opened them almost immediately because he couldn’t stand missing even a second of seeing her.

Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin


She looked up at him and grinned, expression lighting up her face. “Say, you’re not a bad dancer.” Bruno couldn’t think of anything to say to that except “My friend Robby is better.” She gave him a wicked glance from under her eyelashes and the grin became a smirk. “Maybe, but he’s not the one I’m dancing with, is he?

Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling so it goes


It seemed like she was the only other person in the world, like they were the only couple on the dance floor. It wasn’t much of a dance - more like swaying gently to the music with the arms in approximately the right positions - but he was enjoying it and she made no objection, not even when he laid his cheek on her head and probably messed her hair up.

Some things are meant to be

It felt like they’d been dancing for hours when he reluctantly pulled away. "I’m not keeping you from anything am I?” He asked, and she shook her head. “Baby, we got all night. My mother won’t be expecting me home.” He grinned and pulled her close again, taking no notice of the way the lights were slowly coming up in the room, the way that the rest of the people had faded out in a the same fashion the walls were doing. He only noticed when suddenly his arms were empty and he was very cold.

“But you said we’d have all night…”

Take my hand, take my whole life too

Bruno woke with a start, blanket half off and leaving his arms freezing. “For I can’t help falling in love with you,” crooned the radio beside his bed, and he turned it off before putting his head in his hands.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=114#p114 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:22:42 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=114#p114
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No matter how many times he heard it - from Rhodes, from his teammates, from his enemies - Bruno Hamilton wasn’t a “pilot.”

At least, he didn’t feel like one. He could fly any sort of aircraft built after the second World War, of course, and had a variety of aircraft and naval licenses he maintained under clean pseudonyms in half a dozen countries. Hell, he’d even sailed out of Jiediaosha Bay on an authentic recreation of a 19th century Chinese junk for reasons still not disclosable to the general public.

But these people his granddaughter had fallen in with, these pilots with their superhuman abilities….he couldn’t say he felt like one of them. While he was well-used to pushing through pain, the memory of going out into what they called the Metaverse was somewhat hazy. Perhaps it’d been the gut shot, or the damage the person he’d jumped in to - Blue? Someone had yelled that when he’d called out to Andi but he couldn’t quite remember - had taken before his arrival, but that trip hadn’t felt real somehow. Like he’d wake up and it would have been a dream no matter what had happened in Nevada.

This, however, was no dream. This time, Bruno Hamilton had stepped into a metapod with the full knowledge of what was supposed to happen when he did. This time, Bruno Hamilton had a clear-cut mission and a team to do it with.

This time, Bruno Hamilton had his granddaughter with him.

With that disquieting thought, Bruno Hamilton had been launched into the Metaverse.

Arriving in the body of Michael O'Connor was…..an experience. Bruno was no stranger to the PTSD rattling around in the kid’s skull - god he was young - but it wasn’t his trauma. A tidal wave of desperate worry, anger, and panic flooded over Bruno until he was drowning in it, forcibly a passenger in the avatar he’d been sent to. Visions of burned-out buildings kept trying to overwhelm Michael, sirens turning into the whistle of incoming fire and then back into sirens; above it all, burning with the passion of a younger man was anger at what Aunt Mary had done to their family.

Michael looked over his siblings; Faye was drinking again - she never seemed to stop, these days, eyes desperate for more until they grew vacant in stupor - while Danny was looking at his gun like the thing was about to bite him. The first kill was never easy, and Danny was young even among the kids Michael’d been sent to war with. The ones who hadn’t come home.

Bruno, meanwhile, saw Aquamarine taking a healthy slug of whiskey, not that he could blame her after nine weeks in solitary; the last person he’d rescued from less than a week in solitary had been a raving mess, psyche so damaged he’d been invalided out. Bruno’s deep concern for Aquamarine’s mental state blended so well with Michael’s worry for his sister that Bruno himself couldn’t say where one began and the other ended. Brushing off the thought as a concern for later, Bruno evaluated Thomas through Michael’s eyes as the man checked on his brother. Thomas seemed more alert than the rest of them, his extremely characteristic speech pattern breaking the rolling brogue Michael knew his brother to speak in like rocks in a field.

Bruno considered that as Thomas broke and ran like a rabbit; Thomas clearly wasn’t overwhelmed by his avatar, Bruno recognizing the calculation in his gaze before he’d taken off. Michael lurched off into pursuit, caught flat-footed by his brother’s sudden movement and another wave of deep concern for his youngest sibling - what if Danny had broken like so many of the others had? - washed Bruno back into the depths of the skull they shared. Visions of blackened, stinking mud coming in and out of focus through bilious gases overcame Bruno for several moments until the familiar weight of a gun in Michael’s hand gave him something to hold on to while he dragged himself out of it.

Bruno watched as Thomas faked several slugs of whiskey - good plan, the kid he was in probably weighed 100 lbs soaking wet, didn’t need to be drunk on job - while Michael bickered with Mary. He could feel Michael’s anger at Mary, at the situation, at the mobsters who ran Atlantic City with an iron fist, and his resolve stiffened. If Thomas could control his avatar without being overwhelmed he, Bruno Hamilton, could do no less.

Bruno gathered himself and surged forward, ruthlessly compartmentalizing the feelings coursing through their shared veins. After everything, he was very good at it; visions of death and destruction, the lingering odor of mustard gas, and the whistle of mortar fire were all shoved down into a deep, dark hole that also contained burning yellow sands and a toxic, chokingly green jungle. The panic got shoved in a box to be dealt with later, if the kid ever got one; all it would do now is distract from the mission and ruin his aim.

The frazzling worry and pulsing anger about Michael’s family and their situation was taken and shoved into a priorities matrix; highest priority was Andi, Bruno’s granddaughter. Her health and safety, especially after her behavior during the long weeks in prison, was his number one priority. Next highest was the mission; Bruno had never had cause to put the mission second, but he couldn’t bring himself to commit to any plan that might end up with Andi dead or incarcerated again.

Third was Aquamarine; Bruno would help her as best he could, largely for Andi’s sake, but if she snapped like others he’d encountered in similar circumstances he’d neutralize her without hesitation. If nonlethal methods failed, he’d put her down if he had to. Solitary did strange things to a person’s mind, and he’d not tolerate any threats to Andi or their overriding mission objective.

Fourth was Thomas; the guy seemed like he could take care of himself reasonably well and if he was a little strange, Bruno’d worked with stranger both in and out of the army. That Zenda, though - the man was a snake, through and through, and his first priority was himself. Not to be relied on, but he was their only source of food, material, and information. A secondary objective to keep safe, rather than a teammate to be relied upon.

As Bruno’s years of training imposed order on the mind around him, he could feel Michael be swept to the back of their shared mind. The whole exercise hadn’t taken long; a few seconds at most had restored the clear, razor-edged focus Bruno made sure to bring to every mission. Taking the opportunity to roll the kinks out of his neck, he did a quick sweep of the burned-out distillery they’d found themselves in. “Alright people, I need answers. Where do we get Zenda’s device and how do we get to the target?”

Being in control felt good.
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There’s something off in Joe’s Diner today.

Hollywood couldn’t rightly say what it was, but there was a persistent something that was putting everyone on edge. Longtime patrons with whom he’d never had a problem before were snappish and rude, and Hollywood’d walked more plates of food back to Cook in the kitchen today than he had in literal centuries. People were quibbling over their bills - no, the exchange rate for S'mlith shells wasn’t steady but prices were as marked and there was no senior discount.

The franchises that stood empty were almost worse. Without the chatter of people, the silence itself turned oppressive and reproachful. The buzz of the overhead fluorescent lights didn’t fill the silence, merely enhanced it and grated at his nerves today and Hollywood couldn’t figure out why. In a fit of pique he’d gone through and replaced all the bulbs with Cook’s help. Well, he’d mostly supervised Cook replacing the bulbs, truth to tell, but the new ones had hummed in just the same wrong frequency as the old ones did.

The foreboding didn’t make any sense; Milkshake’s lot were off doing things for Rhodes with their associated tagalongs, and there was nothing more apocalyptic than usual in the works. Still, there was something lingering. Something that spoke of terrible things that could not, should not be in whispers just beyond the range of hearing. What made it even more maddening was that no matter where Hollywood was, what branch and basic shape, he couldn’t hear anything clearly. Switching to a franchise that existed entirely as a line clarified nothing, and switching to a storefront that existed in six dimensions and whose normal clientele could detect the entire electromagnetic spectrum and some besides didn’t help either.

Still, he couldn’t spend the entire (relative) day tracking down what was going on. Especially not with whole houses of people waiting just around the corner for their food and drinks. Especially because it looked like one of the rowdier tables had started a food fight. “Alright, that is enough!” Hollywood roared as he turned to the table, a french fry slathered in secret sauce flying past his nose. Dealing with the idiots didn’t take long, but left a sour taste in his mouth. People generally were better behaved than this, what the hell was going on?

Something brushed his face.

Hollywood slapped himself out of reflex, startling a laugh from the table he’d been passing. After mentally making a note to upcharge that group, he looked at his hand. The tiny, tiny body of a fruit fly met his eyes, and he realized that the noise he’d been hearing had faded almost completely. He stared hard at it for a second or two, then wiped his hand on his pants before going to wash.

“Dammit, Cook, what’d I say about taking out the garbage!”
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Bruno pulled off the ragged suit jacket he’d put on and tossed it onto his cot before settling down beside it with a sigh. There was a certain timelessness to this place, where the sun never rose and it was daylight all the time anyway, but it still felt like the day had taken months. He felt every single one of his years weighing on him like he hadn’t for several months, mission after mission written in red ink and covered by black making him feel older than his joints ever had.

It should have been easy. It was the mission, after all, and it wasn’t like it would have been the first time Bruno had double-tapped a civilian in the service of the mission. Hell, it wouldn’t have even been the first time it’d been a clergyman. Would have been the first time it was a Protestant, though, a morbidly humorous part of him suggested and he dismissed the thought as irrelevant. What was relevant was the look in Andi’s eyes when he’d made the suggestion.

She’d been deep in her avatar, near as he could tell, but he had always been able to see a pilot in their avatar - so far - and Andi’s reaction had mirrored Mary’s discomfort. It was that pinched, unhappy expression she’d worn for too long in the prison that had kept his gun in its holster, for all that forty and more years of operations were clamoring for him to achieve mission parameters as swiftly and efficiently as possible.

Bruno had always gotten the job done. Didn’t matter what the job was, though wetwork requiring stealth and honeypot missions had always been more the LT’s wheelhouse than Bruno’s, he’d see the job through as economically as possible. He’d executed targets, framed innocents, sabotaged facilities, interrogated prisoners, lied, cheated, and done anything and everything to see each mission completed; cold-blooded murder wasn’t even a blip on his radar anymore. It shouldn’t have mattered.

And yet.

He was used to being the most dependable person in the room. The Colonel was the real brains of the operation no matter whom he was working with and handed down clear and concise objectives, Krieger had never not in charge of the missions he chose, Lexington worked a different arena, Tunstall had been a gifted tactician in his own somewhat limited scope and had always known exactly what to do when things went to hell, and while Cole had been more software than hardware when it came right down to it (a shot to center mass at that distance, with the target distracted? Bruno would have been embarrassed to die at that kind of sloppy shot if he hadn’t had more important things to worry about at the time) he knew how to put a plan together. If there was a mission, Bruno was there to handle it.

And that’s how he’d been treating this whole situation. Andi was a mission, with her happiness as an objective. He’d ensured her safety in the prison, he’d swept Joe’s and Arena first before she went in, and he’d made sure to taste-test all the (so far uniformly horrible) canned food Zenda’d gotten from places he didn’t like to contemplate. Even now, as he rested his head in his hands he was keeping a covert eye on her; he was pretty sure Zenda had noticed, but was also equally sure no-one else had.

That was the problem at the root of it all, really. He’d been treating Andi as a mission, and not as a grand-daughter. The problem was, “grand daughter” wasn’t a label that came with any parameters. Bruno had never known his grandparents; they’d not approved of his mother’s choice to marry a handsome young soldier - and then had refused to take Bruno in when both his parents had died when Bruno himself was in high school, instead letting the system take him until he looked old enough to sign on with the Marines.

Being a grandfather didn’t come with objectives or a mission statement, and Bruno found himself at sea. He was used to being the person who knew exactly what to do next; whom to shoot and where, what the exit strategy was and what the contingencies were, why people broke under interrogation and what to do to expedite the process, how long it would take reinforcements for either side to arrive or if they were even coming. These were things Bruno knew, deep down in the marrow of him, forty years having carved the knowledge into his bones.

Being a grandfather involved very little of that. In fact, Bruno had his doubts whether the pilots - he still had difficulty believing he was one himself - needed him at all. Going to crazy places with powers you could see and still not believe, pulling maniacal computer programs out of peoples’ heads with magic boxes that fell from somewhere further away than the sky…..against all of that a thorough knowledge of how to strip, clean, and reassemble nearly every firearm under the sun seemed less than useful.

He glanced over at Andi again, where she was sitting against the wall of the bunker humming something under her breath with her eyes unfocused, and something in him solidified. Grandfather may not have mission parameters or an objective, and he might be nothing more than an old dog with older tricks, but he’d be damned if let go of one of the only good things to come out of his life. Until she told him to go, he’d stay and help.

With that thought Bruno stood up and stretched, and went looking for Thomas. He needed to research, and the man had been described as a walking encyclopedic knowledge of everything; Bruno couldn’t think of a better place to start.
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Where do all the stories go
Where the green grass grows
And the sun shines bright
And the wild winds blow

Where the wild Kid Bill
Walks over the hills
And Richard Gatling
Turns tubes to his will

Where Calico Jack
Flew his flag so black
And his two merry wives
Faced the world at his back

And Slough-Foot Sue
And her catfish too
Ride out with King Teddy
And his motley crew

Where Miss Emily
Walks with Johnny Appleseed
And Hardin himself
Rides with Doc and James Jesse

Where Annie Oakley
Rides fearless and free
And Wilbur Orville Wright
Crashes his plane in a tree

These folks walk along Yosemite’s shore
And many many other further lands more
They step straight out of legend
And wage a very strange war

Where do all the stories go
Where the green grass grows
And the sun shines bright
And the wild winds blow
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Bruno looked down at Sgt. Baxter’s hands as Thomas expertly guided the plane up off the tarmac and into the deep indigo sky.

Sergeant Baxter Wazacowski. It’d been more than a decade since he’d been a sergeant, yet the rank fit like a glove. Unlike the turbulent Michael, Wazacowski was focused, his world centering on the mission and the objectives. Bruno could appreciate the clarity of purpose so very like his own. Granted, in this case it was tempered by an almost overwhelming urge to smite the unnatural beings inhabiting the cargo hold around him, but Bruno’d done plenty of missions with guys he didn’t like and knew exactly how to redirect the feeling into something productive.

Still, the sense of satisfaction at a job well done was a warmth in his heart that he hadn’t felt since the Diner fell in. Not only had they thoroughly torched the lab and fulfilled Wazacowski ’s primary objective, they’d also managed to collar - literally - TOM and satisfy Bruno’s primary mission objective. And they’d gotten to kill Nazis, always a plus; nothing quite like unambiguous evil to instill a clarity of purpose in the pull of a trigger.

Rubbing the warding-marks on his wrists - those scars went all the way down to the bone, damn - Bruno studiously avoided looking at Dr. Clarkson and instead looked over at his granddaughter, laughing with the weirdly horned face of a demon. She’d surprised him in more ways than one, on this mission. First, she’d pulled herself completely to the fore of her avatar’s mind; he’d done it to Michael, and largely to Wazacowski , but the others seemed much more comfortable letting their avatars have the reins. Andi especially, or so it had seemed from his limited experience in the 20s where she had only stepped even a little forward in the last few minutes of the mission.

The second, even more surprising fact was that she’d come to the fore in her avatar to consult with him about their strategy for infiltrating the chateau. Bruno had never really been the one making the plans. Oh he’d been in charge of making the plans work for thirty and more years, but making the plan? Not his department. There were always other, better men who co-ordinated the strategy, who would set the objectives and the priorities, men who had the rank to make people listen to them no matter how left-field their plan had turned out to be.

And that had been fine with Bruno. He was the blunt instrument, the boots on the ground that made sure everything happened the way it needed to, to finish the mission - though rarely the way it was supposed to. ‘According as circumstances are favorable, one should modify one’s plans’ after all, and Bruno knew through bitter experience what exactly it took to salvage even the most FUBAR of missions.

But then Andi had asked him. Andi, not her avatar, and him, Bruno Hamilton, not Sgt. Wazacowski . It wasn’t his area of expertise, he’d never been asked about such things before, and he was already overwhelmed with trying to keep track of all this piloting business. But. She’d asked him. Not Thomas, not Dr. Clarkson. Him.

She was his granddaughter, and he would have been damned if he’d started off by failing her as he had so abysmally failed her grandmother.

So he’d stepped up as best he knew how, drawing on the men he’d worked for and with in the past - Jaxun, Krieger, Thornton, and others - to try and cobble together some semblance of a plan. He’d started by categorizing their priorities, then their assets, and what had emerged had been…..a plan. A ramshackle Hail Mary of a plan - but a plan nonetheless. Papers and Thomas’ Austrian avatar to get them through the gate and grounds, bluff through the door, contain casualties to the house to avoid witnesses, destroy the lab, grab TOM.

The look of warm gratitude on Andi’s face as she’d faded back to let her avatar do the necessary deeds had been….something. Another surprise, certainly. Bruno wasn’t sure what, yet, it was, but the memory of it redoubled the feeling of warm satisfaction in his chest from a job well done and he had to smile as the lady demon and Andi nearly fell off their seat laughing at Aquamarine’s attempts to get Dr. Clarkson to put the lab coat back on.

In the end, the plan had gone off almost to a T. Neither gate guards nor the doormen looked closely enough at the forged papers or those wielding them to hinder their progress, and Thomas’ timely silence spell had allowed them to end the inner guards before they’d had a chance to set off any alarms. Bruno’d been on supply runs that had gone worse than this.

Their luck couldn’t hold forever, of course, and the demon had been a nasty surprise. Bruno had felt his avatar surging to the front with the absolute confidence of someone who knew exactly how to deal with the situation in front of him, and Bruno had taken his cue from Andi and…let him. Sgt. Wazacowski had known exactly what to do to overload the summoning circle and blow the Nazi protection and control runes all to Hell, and the following chase to catch TOM had been as confusing as it was anti-climatic.

Bruno shivered and rubbed his arms. The warding-marks were weird, but the feeling of fur and distinctly inhuman bone structures were somehow worse. Not to mention the wild abandon he’d felt while chasing the car; for one almost sickening second the chase was more important than the mission, than the capture, than Andi. He shook his head to dislodge the memory, quietly thanking every single one of his lucky stars not to have been put in that avatar full-time. The heightened senses and strength were not worth the loss of control he’d felt, the complete upset to his objectives hierarchy.

Finding himself back in Sgt. Wazacowski standing less than seven feet from the truck had been disorienting, but the return of the other man’s more familiar way of thinking was a comfort Bruno didn’t have words for. It was like sobering up without the hangover, a fact for which he could only be grateful.

And now here they were. TOM was in custody, Dr. Clarkson was indulging her avatar’s mischievous tendencies, Thomas was patching up the more obviously gaping holes in Yannic, and Aquamarine and the demon were egging on Dr. Clarkson. A job well done, by any definition.

As the brilliant white light gathered, Bruno closed his eyes and surrendered to the pull willingly. It was time to see what had happened in their absence.
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“How did it go?”

Zenda’s innocent question was met with an almost unbearable silence. Even Thomas seemed disinclined to answer, where usually the man would take the slightest opportunity to ramble - especially when he wasn’t the subject of the question. Zenda seemed surprised at their cumulative lack of response and opened his mouth as if to ask another question, but Bruno couldn’t stand the thought of a thorough debriefing. Not now.

“Mission objectives accomplished, no friendly casualties,” he stated brusquely, ignoring the little voice in his head that said not for lack of trying. He turned away from the group and headed for the door to the bunker, grabbing a canteen on his way. “I’m going to go scout the perimeter.”

Zenda looked perturbed. “That is not a wise idea, what if-” Bruno rounded on him with a glare and Zenda wisely shut his mouth. “I’m going. To scout. The perimeter.” The one-armed man still looked deeply unhappy but didn’t try to stop him again and Bruno walked out the door into the indeterminate and interminable sunlight.

It wasn’t as hot here, in this place, as some of the deserts he’d been to over the years, but it still wasn’t exactly what you’d call balmy. As Bruno tromped over the sand, always keeping the base within 50 yards of his left side he could feel the sweat begin trickling down his neck and he glared out over the odd ruins and ever opening and closing gates.

He could still feel the shadow of Kaldegga in his mind, like an oil slick. A man whose not inconsiderable talents had been focused almost entirely on a mission that made Bruno want to retch, whose mind had been filled with hate and an empty sort of pleasure in the death and destruction his actions caused because there was nothing else left - if that was the kind of person Bruno was sent into, what did that say about Bruno?

And the way Kaldegga had looked at his granddaughter…Bruno kicked at the sand, scowling ferociously at the serene golden dunes around him. He’d done his best to suppress Kaldegga for the good of the mission, but the man had had the wherewithal to whisper to him anyway. It was the most acutely he’d ever been aware of the dividing line between him and an avatar; Kaldegga had pressed hard to take control, growing angrier and more spitefully malicious every time Bruno had ruthlessly shut him down.

Even slapping himself hadn’t made Kaldegga retreat, the man instead treating the pain as a goad to thinking even more explicitly uncomfortable thoughts - and not just of what he’d do to Andi. Thoughts of burning the death-seeker alive as Aquamarine screamed, of shutting down all the electronics inside Thomas’ avatar and watching as the man choked to death on fleshy bits that no longer functioned on their own - of having his way with Andi’s avatar and dragging her with him on the path to his inevitable victory. Of hanging the corpses somewhere highly visible to illustrate what would happen to those who opposed his vision.

All that and more had run through Kaldegga’s head as he homed in on the thoughts that made Bruno uncomfortable, the ones that made him want to take an ice pick to the brain he was in. And, what was worse, was the methodical way Kaldegga set up the fantasies; each one unfolded in the kind of exacting detail Bruno used to adapt to circumstances on the fly to achieve mission objectives. Each thought in Kaldegga’s mind was made with the same ruthless calculation that Bruno himself used when he was out on a mission.

It had distracted Bruno for a crucial second, and Kaldegga had clawed his way back into some semblance of control. The sexual rejoinders traded with both Dr. Clarkson’s and Andi’s avatars had covered up the far more vicious struggle inside his head as Kaldegga fought for complete control and Bruno had opposed him with equal determination. That stalemate had lasted them most of the way through the ensuing fight on the capital ship until Kaldegga had mentally flinched away from a lightning strike that Bruno knew with his many years of experience dodging projectiles wouldn’t hit them; he’d exploited Kaldegga’s flinch to shove him all the way back down to the depths of their shared existence where he belonged.

He hadn’t been able to make him stay down for long, however, and Kaldegga had again clawed his way to almost complete equilibrium between them. The man’s smug satisfaction at killing the 400 and more other people on the capital ship - of the message that would send to the galaxy - left a foul taste in Bruno’s mouth, and the memory of the smirk that had twisted Kaldegga’s face when Thomas had overridden Bruno’s concerns about possible avatars on the ship made Bruno wipe his own mouth now in disgust, grimacing at the feel of several days worth of stubble.

Bruno felt foul, like he’d been wading through hip-deep sewage instead of merely climbing in and out of a pod. There wasn’t enough water for more than a shower every few weeks in the bunker - Zenda’d done what he could and there was a filtration/recycling unit to reclaim as much as humanly possible - but Bruno couldn’t wait until it was his turn again. And while it had been a long time since last he’d had to do it, he knew a few tricks on getting relatively clean in the desert.

Kneeling, he shucked his shirt and pulled out his canteen. Brushing away the topmost layer of sand, he took a handful of the deeper layer and wetted it a bit before beginning to scrub his head and chest down thoroughly. The feeling of Lothar Kaldegga slowly faded down the back of his throat, like bile. It had been - overwhelming. Suffocating. When he’d willingly surrendered control to Kaldegga, it had been like diving into crude oil. He’d watched Kaldegga attack Thomas, unable to move a muscle or even speak out against it. Screaming inside his own head, helpless, was an experience that had him scrubbing sand through his hair more vigorously than he should’ve done, but the scrapes would heal quickly enough.

And then Thomas - Thomas’ wispy, pilot form, not the body he’d been inhabiting - had reached out and pulled Bruno to the fore of his avatar. He’d seen Thomas do it to the others, but to have it done to him was…weird. For the briefest instant it was almost like Thomas had joined him in the body of Kaldegga and the welter of thoughts and emotions not his own - distinctly unlike him, in a way that Kaldegga’s thoughts disturbingly weren’t - had only lasted the space of a hairsbreadth and then it was gone and Bruno had been mostly in control of himself.

As he finished his ablutions, Bruno felt a little calmer. Cleaning off with the gritty, abrasive sand had helped ground him, reminded him that he wasn’t Kaldegga and that Kaldegga had no place here - though he might have. Bruno was self-aware enough to realize that he might very well have become the angry, bitter shadow that had comprised the sum of his avatar. If it hadn’t been for his team and his officers - well. Bruno had seen the outcome in Kaldegga, and he would not let himself slide that far.

Brushing off as best he could, he started trudging back towards the bunker. He had to face Andi and the rest of them at some point; no reason to put it off any longer.
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Conference Room 1A, Capital Ship Rod-7

Lieutenant Commander Tyra Powell strode confidently into the room and looked at the rather disreputable figure slouched at the table before her. Captain Grace Lyonns, bounty hunter and registered owner of a small civilian ship called The Queen of Spades, had been taken from the bridge of the Capital Ship Prism-5 claiming to have captured the notorious terrorist Lothar Kaldegga. It was up to Powell to acquire the real story for UL records, not the highly sensationalized version already racing along the Inter-Stellar Communications System thanks to Lyonns’ own allcall broadcast from the aforementioned bridge.

“Look, is this going to take long? I have a hot date.” Lyonns’ drawl interrupted Powell’s thoughts and the Lt. hid her irritation in a short shuffle of the datapads she carried. Settling herself into the chair opposite Lyonns, Powell brought out the dedicated datacorder and triggered the comprehensive recording function on it before deigning to address the woman in front of her.

“Please state your name for the record.” Something in Powell’s tone seemed to amuse Lyonns as she leaned back even more precariously in her chair.

“Grace Lyonns.”

“What is your current occupation?”

“Civilian ship captain and sometimes-bounty hunter.”

“Current associates?”

“Skinny and Kitty.”

Powell consulted her notes. “That would be one Mr. Hank Herbert and a Kae’La, registered Deathseeker of the Kala’Kah?”

Lyonns waved a dismissive hand. “Yeah, yeah, that’s what I said.”

Powell pursed her lips and made a note on her datapad before looking up at Lyonns and folding her hands in front of her. “Please state for the record a true and accurate account of events as they occurred on the bridge of the Prism-5. Please note that this statement is for the official record and is not intended for use as material for prosecution.”

Lyonns seemed piqued by the last note, but leaned forward anyway to rest her arms on the table.

“Look, it went down like this….”

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Bridge of the Prism-5, 36 hours ago

“Hah! I have done it! I have blown up a planet!” Lothar crowed, the sweet sunglasses he wore doing nothing to detract from his expression of maniacal glee. Grace pulled her weapon from its holster and pointed it at him, finger on the trigger.

“Alright Kaldegga, put your hands up! You might’ve gotten this far, but you sure as hell ain’t getting away from me! You’ll pay for trying to fry Skinny!” Kaldegga turned and sneered. “Hah! You’ll never get me, not even with your super-hot body! We could’ve been so good together, you ruling the world at my side!” He raised his hands and fired off a spear of ice, which Grace deftly rolled to avoid. He certainly wasn’t to get her with that old trick!

“Sorry honey, you’re good but not that good. It’d take a real man to lay me out flat, and you don’t even measure up.” Grace took the opportunity to fire and got a clean through-and-through shot on his shoulder that left him howling in pain and clutching his arm. Two shots rang out from behind her in quick succession, and Lothar’s gauntlets sparked and popped as their channeling circuits were comprehensively destroyed.

“Glad you’ve got my back, Skinny!” She called. “Yep, Gracie!” She snorted. “What’d I tell you about calling me Gracie!” she shouted as she ran forward, pulling a suppression collar out and snapping it around Lothar’s neck even as she yelled. His scream of rage was almost as satisfying as the scream she’d gotten from that sweet barmaid back on Campinodia 7, in the little dive bar. It had been a very satisfying night, and the screaming had just been the start.

“You sinfully beautiful witch! Why could you not acknowledge my obvious superiority and our sexual connection!” Lothar raised a fist to punch her, and she managed to snap a cuff on it before he could lay one on her. “Skinny! Any time!” she yelled as she struggled to keep a hold on his arm so he couldn’t bash her brains in. Skinny ran in and jumped on Lothar’s back; the sudden weight was enough to send Kaldegga staggering and Grace used the opportunity to cuff his other wrist before activating the stun function in them and sending Lothar to dreamland.

Skinny pulled himself out from under the guy and brushed himself down a bit before Grace punched him on the shoulder. “What were you thinking, Skinny! You’ve got pistols, you could’ve just, I don’t know, shot out his knee or something.” Skinny ducked his head.

“Sorry, Grace. Wasn’t thinking.” He looked so despondent she couldn’t stay mad at him - not that she could ever stay mad at Skinny. “It’s alright. Hey, look at the bright side! We’ve got our meal ticket for the rest of our lives if we play our cards right, and neither of us is dead! I’d say we came out on top,” she said with a laugh, and Skinny brightened. “Guess we sure did, Gracie. Guess we sure did.”

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Conference Room 1A, Capital Ship Rod-7

Powell blinked for several seconds before shaking her head. “Well. Do you so affirm that what you have stated here is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” Lyonns leaned back, amused smirk firmly in place on her face. “My hand to whatever deity you choose, that’s what happened.”

Powell stopped the comprehensive recording with a flick of her wrist and made one more note before she stood and gathered her devices. “Thank you for your co-operation. Processing will be completed within the next four hours and your monetary compensation determined at that point. If you need refreshment or to use the facilities before that point, please let the complimentary honor guard know and they will fulfill the requests as required. Good day, Miss Lyonns.”

She turned and headed for the door, pretending not to hear the grumbled “It’s Captain Lyonns, dammit.” behind her as she left the conference room.

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Conference Room 2B, Capital Ship Rod-7

Lt. Cmdr. Powell strode confidently into the room, the twitchy figure sitting at the table obsessively shuffling a pack of cards so worn you couldn’t read the faces anymore a studied contrast to her last interview. Hank Herbert, registered cyborg and unofficial pistolero. One of Grace Lyonns’ known associates and picked up at the same time from the bridge of the Prism-5, he had been deeply unhappy to have his pistols confiscated as the illegal weapons they were.

He didn’t speak as Powell walked over and took the seat opposite him, merely kept on shuffling his cards. Powell took her time in setting up her equipment, but even at the end of several minutes Herbert hadn’t even looked at her. Reaching the end of her patience, she cleared her throat loudly and brought her datapad down with a snap. He twitched, cybernetics making almost-inaudible whining noises as they reset themselves, before stopping his shuffle and looking up at her.

“Please state your named for the record,” she said clearly, slightly over-enunciating her syllables; nonmilitary cyborg enhancements tended to be hit or miss on audio input quality, and she suspected his were more miss than hit.

“Oh. Uh. Are you recording this? Yeah? Huh. My name is Hank, but my friends call me Skinny.”

“To confirm, you are Hank Herbert, registered cyborg?”

He pulled as much of a face as he could around his augments. “Yeah, that’s me.”

“What is your occupation?”

“Uh, odd jobs mostly. Whatever the Captain finds.”

“That would be one Grace Lyonns, correct?”

“Yeah. Captain Grace Lyonns.”

Powell made a note on her datapad before folding her hands in front of her. “Please state for the record a true and accurate account of events as they occurred on the bridge of the Prism-5. Please note that this statement is for the official record and is not intended for use as material for prosecution.”

Hank looked a little green in the organic parts, but put away his cards and leaned forward gamely.

“Okay, so, here’s how it went…”

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Bridge of the Prism-5, 37 hours ago

“Finally, my evil plan is complete! I have destroyed a planet! Ha hahahaha!” Lothar shouted, still elbows-deep in his connection to the weapons system. Skinny reacted on instinct, pulling both his pistols and putting a round in the floor on each side of the maniac’s feet.

“Whoa there now, don’t go making a mess we ain’t got the time to clean up! In fact, why dontcha just give up and make this real easy on yourself?” Skinny called back, cycling the chambers on his pistols with a flick of his thumb. Grace appeared stunned by the comprehensive destruction of even so minor a planetoid, and it was up to him to make sure this terrorist asshole didn’t barbecue them both.

“You think you can defeat me? Me? Lothar Kaldegga?? I have the power of a capital warship on my side! I am unstoppable!” And the guy had gone full megalomania. Neat. Skinny took two more neat shots and suddenly Lothar had a few more things on his mind besides universal domination. Namely, the two holes Skinny’d just shot in his knees.

“You son of a bitch!” Lothar howled, dropping from the console to clutch at his legs. Skinny frowned. “You kiss your mother with that mouth? Captain, get the collar ‘n stuff on him, I got you covered.”

Grace finally blinked out of the stupor she’d been standing in and went to go grab one of the suppression collars and a set of stun-cuffs from the nearest storage point. Kaldegga glared hatefully after her for a long moment, before turning his eyes on Skinny.

“You’ll never take me in, you know. I have powers far beyond your pathetic machinery!” Skinny pretended to consider it for a moment before shrugging, gun muzzles never losing their train on Lothar. “And I have guns. Which one of us is sitting on the floor bleeding, again?”

Kaldegga didn’t have time to retort as Grace chose that moment to stride back on the bridge with collar and cuffs in hand. “Put 'em on 'im,” Skinny said and gestured to Kaldegga with one pistol.

“Yeah, yeah, I got it,” Grace replied breezily as she walked over to Lothar….right through Skinny’s line of fire. “Grace -!”

With a roar, Kaldegga came up off the floor and grabbed Grace, spinning her around and putting an arm around her neck. “Drop your weapon or I’ll snap her like a twig!” he shouted, and visibly twisted her neck until she whimpered when Skinny hesitated.

“Woah, woah! I’m putting them down, I’m putting them down slowly…” Skinny crouched slowly and brought his guns down like he was going to put them down on the deck, before whipping them up lightning-quick and shooting Lothar in the shoulder. Kaldegga dropped Grace with a scream of pain, and she spun around and kicked him in the junk before snapping the collar on his neck and the cuffs on his wrists.

When she finished, she turned back to Skinny. “Damn it, Skinny - ” “You stepped in front of my shot! What was I supposed to do!” He rebuffed before she could finish, and she shook her head. “Well, we got the guy. Guess that counts as a win.”

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Conference Room 2B, Capital Ship Rod-7

Powell made a few notes on her datapad before she sat back in her seat and regarded the cyborg sitting in front of her with a level stare. He fidgeted under her gaze, and she waited until he went for his pack of cards before speaking. “Do you so affirm that what you have stated here is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”

He started, nearly dropping his cards. “Uh, yeah. Definitely. Word for word, exactly what happened.”

Powell stopped the comprehensive recorder with a practiced motion, and made a few more notes in her datapad before standing up. “Very well. The United League thanks you for your co-operation. The data processing will be completed within the next three hours and your monetary compensation will be determined and transferred at that point in time. If you need refreshment or to use the facilities before processing is complete, please let the complimentary honor guard posted outside the door know and they will acquire it as required. Good day, Mr. Herbert.”

He was shuffling his cards again before she’d even left the room.

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Containment Unit 311144, Capital Ship Rod-7

Powell walked briskly into the interrogator chamber, separated from the containment unit by thick plates of duracrystal layered with force fields. Inside the containment chamber, the Kala’Kah continued to stretch languidly into poses no human could ever hope to achieve, paying no attention to the chime Powell had sounded before entry. Frowning, Powell took out her datapad before prodding the intercom system.

“This is Lieutenant Commander Powell of the United League. Please state your designation and occupation, now, for the official record. This conversation will be recorded for later review.” The Kala’Kah took one last impossible stretch before leaping lightly to her feet.

“I am Kae’la, Deathseeker. Grace Lyonns holds my contract; my will is her will. My actions are her actions. My job is her job.”

Powell made a note on her datapad before turning back to the intercom. “Please state for the record a true and accurate account of events as they occurred on the bridge of the Prism-5.”

The Kala’kah leaned toward the duracrystal viewport. “The way it happened was thusly…”

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Bridge of the Prism-5, 39 hours ago

“It is the inevitable end produced by my will; look upon what is no more, and despair at my power,” Lothar Kaldegga stated forcefully, has hands clasped tight to the weapons system that had, mere moments earlier, reduced a planetoid to its base components. His dream of catastrophe realized, he turned to face the three arrayed behind him. “You cannot hope to defeat me. I have triumphed, and all who oppose me shall find themselves condemned to the same fate. Join me, and know what true power is.”

Grace Lyonns stepped forward. “You are as mistaken as you are cruel, sir. After your vile and calamitous attack upon my comrade, there is no avenue for you to pursue that ends in victory. I was not in time to stop you from destroying that planet, but you will not find me so slow on a second try.” Her speech as aggressive as her movements, she brought her gun to bear on Lothar Kaldegga, Skinny Herbert’s guns already there.

“Kae’La, go and retrieve a suppression collar and stun cuffs for his wrists; we would not wish to be found wanting when this vile villain finds himself victim of our combined wit, and given over to those who would rewards us for such actions in the United League.” Grace Lyonns’ body was as wary as Skinny Herbert’s was still; neither his guns nor his eyes left Lothar Kaldegga’s form even as Kae’la pulled the requested items from their storage.

It was only as she approached to clasp them in their proper places that Lothar Kaldegga made his move. Fire flew from his hands as he made to move around Kae’la and out the bridge door, and Skinny Herbert screamed as the flames licked what was left of his skin. Grace Lyonns, however, remained undaunted and fired a single round into Lothar Kaldegga’s shoulder. Kae’la, in her turn, tore his gauntlets off with two arms while the other two secured the collar around his neck.

Apparently, putting on a suppression collar while magic was in active use was an extremely painful experience; Lothar Kaldegga’s screaming ceased only when the stun cuffs were also applied, and activated in the proper fashion. As he slumped unconscious to the floor, Grace Lyonns assessed Skinny Herbert’s condition and pronounced him to be both fine and a large, immature form of the species.

“And to think, with the bounty we shall receive from turning this miscreant in to the proper authorities, you may yet get an upgrade to what burned.”

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Containment Unit 311144, Capital Ship Rod-7

Powell waited a few seconds more, but the Kala’Kah seemed to have finished its story. “Do you so affirm that what you have stated here is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?” she asked; the form was required even if the testimony would likely be stricken from the record as irrelevant. Still, nothing was ever lost by being thorough.

“I do so affirm,” was the Kala’Kah’s calm response, and Powell deactivated the intercom system before walking out. She had an hour to compile all this into some kind of coherent report for the record, and she wanted a stiff drink before she buckled down to it.

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The Queen of Spades, 2 hours later

“Think they bought it, Gracie?” Skinny asked as he pulled the disassembled pieces of a power-armor gauntlet out of his pockets and dumped them on a nearby table that also housed a bowl of dried, unidentifiable sludge and six shot glasses stacked into a pyramid. The topmost glass fell and shattered, and Skinny cursed.

“I mean, even if they didn’t buy it it’s not like they can charge us with anything. They can’t prove it didn’t happen like we said, and that’s the important bit. You remembered to sic Sweet Pea on those camera feeds, right?” Grace asked as she flopped into her favorite chair on the Queen.

“Yeah, yeah, Sweet Pea went in and deleted the last day from all feeds, smooth as Sakissian silk.” Kae’La padded silently to a corner and curled up on the heap of fabric and pillows she’d carefully constructed there while Skinny talked, earning her a raised eyeridge from the man.

“Good. Long as they don’t know what actually happened, it’s smooth sailing from here on out…”

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What Actually Happened


Bridge of the Prism-5, 41 hours ago

“Skinny, what the hell happened?” Grace’s voice sounded unusually annoyed and Skinny brought a hand to his head to massage away the ringing ache. Clonking himself in the head with the gun already in his hand didn’t help that ache any, and he swore.

“I don’t know, Captain. One minute I’m shooting the shit out of some damned UL goons and next I remember, I’m here and he’s there. Everything between’s a blur.” He glanced over to where he’d gestured towards 'he’ and almost had a heart attack at the sight of Lothar Kaldegga, cuffed and collared and looking ready for murder. “Holy shit, Grace, how the hell’d we catch him?”

“Don’t call me Grace in front of the captive,” she responded absently, eyes darting around the bridge and taking in the relatively undamaged state of it….except for the scorchmarks around Skinny’s feet. Her gaze focused on those with an almost laser intensity before snapping to Lothar. “What did you do?”

Lothar sneered and shrugged as best he could in the cuffs. “He was in my way. Removing him was step one to taking complete control of this ship and crushing my enemies.” He seemed unperturbed by the relatively petite captain marching towards him as he spoke, and merely let his eyes wander suggestively up and down as she got closer. “You know - ”

Grace pulled out her gun and shot him in the shoulder. He dropped with a hoarse cry, and she planted a toe-kick in his crotch. “That’s for trying to kill Skinny, you bastard, and that’s for thinking I’d pick you over him for some dick.” She stalked back over to where Skinny stood in appreciative silence and glared at Lothar some more before looking around again.

“Okay, we’re on the bridge of what looks like a Capital Ship - ugh - with a wanted mass murderer who apparently just blew up the planet for which I was promised some pretty damn magnificent beard. How far up the creek are we?” She cut a glance over at Skinny. “And why are you wearing power armor?”

Skinny looked down at himself. Huh, he’d wondered why his pants were so tight. “I don’t know, Captain.” “Well, take it off, then, you look ridiculous. Get Kitty to help you.” She looked back out over the bridge and he turned and nearly jumped out of his skin at the enormous Kala’Kah standing right behind him.

Swallowing down a curse, he held out one power-armored hand. “Careful with the gauntlets, I think the Captain will be wanting them later.” Kitty merely nodded and tore the arm from the armor without apparent effort. In fact, it didn’t take her long at all to reduce the armor to so much scrap and two arm-pieces; Skinny, in his turn, wasted no time starting to disassemble the gauntlets.

Grace spoke up suddenly, nearly causing Skinny to drop the wrench he’d been using to pry the casing off. “I think I’ve got a plan,” she said with confidence, and Skinny and Kitty shared a Look before Kitty shrugged and Skinny sighed. “Well, I got nothing, Captain, so I’d be glad to hear it.”

She turned to them with a manic gleam in her eyes. “We turn Kaldegga in.”

Skinny waited several seconds but there was nothing else forthcoming. “We turn him in, we get arrested for conspiring so the UL doesn’t gotta pay his bounty, and they shoot us. I don’t see how that helps,” he said finally, setting his wrench on the floor to grab the screwdriver Kitten helpfully held out for him.

“Not if we tell everyone else at the same time,” she responded smugly and he dropped the screwdriver. It would’ve gone right through his foot if Kitty hadn’t caught it, but he was too busy staring at Grace to notice. “You mean - ”

“Broadcast it to the ISCS that we caught Lothar Kaldegga just as he was testing a capital ship he stole, yep.” When the other two didn’t immediately jump for joy, she made an impatient noise. “Think about it. All capital ships are equipped with direct-line ISCS access, we wouldn’t even have to hop a node. All we need is Sweet Pea to set up the broadcast and then we’re whatever we wanna broadcast we are. Big damn heroes, even.”

Skinny had slowly warmed up to the idea as Grace talked, and now he was nodding enthusiastically. “Right. What should we say happened?” Grace paused for a second, frowning. “Well, we didn’t get here in time to stop Lothar from blowing up that planet - does anyone remember what was on the planet?” Her question was met with shaking heads and she shrugged. “So we didn’t get here in time to stop him, but we get here and he’s doing the whole evil villain thing, we stopped him, we saved the ship and probably half the galaxy. Sound good?”

Skinny thought for a second, then pulled out one of his pistols and shot Lothar in the leg. “Authenticity, captain. If that’s what you want to do, then I’m with you.”

Grace grinned. “Let’s do it.”
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Sergeant Bruno Hamilton checked the few bushes he’d tethered together to cover the mouth of the cave, and waited for the rain to stop.

He and three other men - Cpl Ben Willkins, PFC Kyle McKlevin, and PFC Werner van Kemseke - had been dispatched to this particular piece of godforsaken jungle with a very simple mission; locate the Pathet Lao base, extract the high-value target, and fall back to the handoff point where a detachment from the Royal Lao Army would take the target from there. No witnesses.

Simple enough on paper, but they’d been delayed in transit and now the area was under heavy bombardment from the Air Force.

The base itself was unlikely to be hit; Bruno had to admit that whoever had chosen the location had chosen well, a small slot canyon leading into a narrow valley sheltered on three sides by sharply angled cliffs. It’d take an extremely lucky bombardier to plant a bomb in there, and of course the Air Force was going for quantity over actually aiming. But he and his men had barely been in the area a day when the first whistle dropped and they’d been forced to take cover themselves.

Fortunately, the same geography that sheltered the base also lent itself to protecting himself and his team; they’d managed to find a small overhang just deep enough to maybe be called a cave on a good day, and had concealed it and themselves from prying eyes as best they could. That had been four days ago, and there hadn’t been a long enough gap between bombings since to make infiltration of the base feasible.

PFC McKlevin wasn’t taking it well; it wasn’t his first mission, not with Bruno and not with IMAF, but you wouldn’t know it from the obsessive way he cleaned his weapons. And then Willkins’ weapons. And van Kamseke’s weapons. He’d tried to do Bruno’s as well but Bruno wasn’t about to let someone else disassemble his weapons in a combat zone so McKlevin had cleaned his weapons again. And again.

Bruno understood, to a point, but the cave was only keeping the bombs off their heads and if they had been discovered a gun stripped for cleaning would do nobody any good; an idea he’d driven home as hard as he could when yelling was Not An Option. The kid had stopped cleaning his guns anyway, and started sharpening his knife.

That had been a day and three bombing runs ago, and the only thing keeping the others from strangling McKlevin was the fact that the bombings had started moving off; the flyboys had finally gotten orders to move to a new sector, nearest any of them could tell, and this latest bombing was the furthest away yet. It was time.

Bruno let the bushes go and turned to the others several long minutes after the last rumble had stopped. They had to move fast, to take advantage of any gaps in perimeter defenses the bombs might have made. In less than ten minutes their gear was stowed and the traces of their time spent here in the cave minimized; they moved out silently, the quiet stillness of the landscape after the bombs had fallen engendering the necessity of hand signals in place of the spoken word.

Their chosen route was, miraculously, still passable - though almost unrecognizable, the fallen bombs having created a scene that looked more like the surface of the moon than any kind of terrestrial habitat. They crept through craters that still stank of the explosives that had created them - though the wind had whipped away most of the chemical stink from the older ones. The grass rustled in the wind, but none of whatever animals were left were stirring. Dirt crumbled away at the edge of the impacts, and made footing tricky; for all that, they moved with practiced swiftness.

“Sarge.”

McKlevin’s voice wasn’t particularly loud, but the absence of sound turned it almost into a shout. Bruno looked around, a reprimand at the ready, but didn’t see the guy. Willkins and van Kemseke he marked mentally, both having frozen at the unexpected noise, but McKlevin was nowhere to be seen. Frowning, Bruno gestured for the others to move up to the shelter offered by a meager treeline a hundred yards in front of them, while he himself began making his way over to where McKlevin’s voice had come from.

As he reached the lip of one of the impact craters, he froze. The crater was deeper than it had first appeared, and McKLevin was laid out flat along the bottom. A crumbled edge told the story of uncertain footing, and the UXO pressed up against McKlevin’s side was enough to make Bruno’s blood run cold.

“Can you move?” He asked quietly, and McKlevin nodded. “I’m not hurt, sir. But…” he trailed off and Bruno’s mouth set in a grim line. If he moved and the bomb exploded, that would give away their position and potentially wipe out the team. If he didn’t move….Bruno thought rapidly and all the scenarios he could imagine were bad. He looked down, and noticed distantly that the kid’s hands were clenched so tightly to his gun they were shaking.

Making up his mind, Bruno slipped off his pack and set his weapon down before scooting carefully into the crater with McKlevin. “Sarge!” he hissed, dismay written on his face even with the whites showing all the way around his eyes. Bruno cut him off with a glare before puling out his knife and gently teasing the casing open on the bomb.

Ignoring the full-body tremors now running down McKlevin’s back, he very, very gently began moving the wires around inside the casing. Fortunately for Bruno, he was at least passingly familiar with most American-made explosives and this bomb was no exception. A brief inspection was enough to tell him the triggers had been jarred loose by the impact with the ground instead of striking true, and a few cuts of his knife later had both the triggers and the backups set on the ground next to him.

He breathed a sigh of relief and felt McKlevin go boneless beneath him. Shuflling back on his knees, he offered the younger man a hand up to a sitting position. Keeping hold of the PFC’s hand just a moment longer than necessary, Bruno stared deep into his eyes.

“Watch your goddam step, McKlevin.”
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It took twenty minutes for the plan to go straight to hell.

Bruno cursed under his breath as sirens blared in the camp and yet another explosion rocked the shallow depression in the land that was only a valley by virtue of the hills to either side. The camp itself was heavily netted to disguise it from the air, and the bushes dragged to ring the camp had razor-wire hidden in their branches; now it started to more resemble a kicked anthill, men in several different kinds of uniforms shouting in seemed to be mostly Cantonese.

Bruno had been dubious about the premise from the start, but it hadn’t been his place to speak out. A couple of spooks had put a bug in Colonel Earnest Sandhever’s ear about the place, and nothing would do but a covert infiltration of it to get all the goodies the spooks’d promised would be there. Its tactically unsound position, added to reports of a lot of Chinese involvement and the possibility that more serious construction would likely be underway soon had the colonel hopping and Bruno had been sent with two fireteams less than 48 hours after the spooks had arrived with the initial report.

By luck or by providence there’d been a sheltered drop point less than 10 miles out from their target, at the base of some cliffs. They’d dropped in quick and quiet, and had spent the next twelve hours getting into position. One team would approach from the West, the other from the North-East, and both would ex-filtrate South. Primary objective was intelligence gathering; secondary objectives included removing any identified Chinese officers or other key personnel, sabotaging any research or defenses they could get their hands on, and - if determined to be necessary - destroying the encampment.

Bruno had elected to lead team two, approaching from the Northeast, and had given Cpl Yancy Watkins command of team one and their westerly approach; team two would have to come up and over the hill so if anyone was likely to be spotted on approach, it would be them. Team one would have a more sheltered approach between two hills and would likely have made entry into the compound first, if not for -

Another explosion sounded and Bruno scowled. Either team one was still trying to push forward through the minefield - unlikely, they knew better - or the minefield had been done by a piss-poor excuse for a demolitions expert and the mines were too close together and debris was setting them off. Either way, this action had just gone very loud.

A quick gesture had his team scrambling down the side of the hill as quietly as they could, and into the shadow of the bushes around the perimeter. Cutting the wire took time, long seconds dragging by as PFC Cook clipped and bent the evilly glimmering wire away from a thin spot in the bush itself. The alarms had thankfully stopped, but the shouting continued and while Bruno wasn’t exactly what you’d call fluent in the language, he picked up enough words here and there amidst the hubbub to know not to expect a rendezvous with team one.

For all that Bruno might have wished otherwise, team one’s mistake afforded them an opportunity he couldn’t pass up. With all the attention firmly fixed on the opposite side of camp, and a silent thanks to whatever was left of team one, Bruno and the rest of team two slipped through the makeshift bush fencing virtually unnoticed. One unfortunate young man in the uniform of the local military had caught sight of them, but LCpl Wayne’s knife caught him in the throat before he could compromise their position, and PFC Higgs dragged the body under the cover of a nearby tarp before they moved on.

A few more bodies dropped as they moved through the compound, and Bruno could feel his nerves stretching like piano wire. His men were good, but with the base on high alert they should not have been able to get this close to what appeared to be the central command tent; that feeling solidified when, cutting through the canvas back of the tent, they found the thing empty. Papers were strewn about like snow, like someone had left in a hurry with whatever they could carry and had dropped the rest.

Bruno didn’t like it, but the primary mission objective was intelligence so with a series of hand gestures he set the others to gathering up the papers as he took a look around. The hubbub in the compound was starting to die down - not good - but nobody was approaching the command tent from outside. Yet.

A quiet exclamation from PFC Cook had him back to the room with the others in the space of a heartbeat. There, only half-covered in obvious haste, was the entrance to what appeared to be some kind of tunnel and Bruno’s resolve sharpened.

“Rig it.”

The command was delivered quietly but PFC Cook wasted no time in getting out what explosives he had, the others handing over their munitions as well. In the space of about twenty minutes the tunnel mouth was wired with small blocks of C4 and a timer, while grenades with tripwires were placed at every entrance. One last sweep for any papers or valuables they might have missed, and they were back out the slit in the back of the tent.

Ex-filtrating south proved much harder than infiltrating from the north had been. As the alarm had died down, internal sentries had resumed their patrols and anyone who had been off-duty had gone back to their preferred off-duty activities. More than once, Bruno and his men wasted precious minutes frozen in the shadows while two sentries chatted with each other less than ten steps away. It took them three-quarters of an hour to finally reach the south-facing bushes, and another ten minutes to cut through enough of the wire for all of them to be able to slip through.

The original ex-filtration route beyond the perimeter had called for both teams to follow the landscape down between two hills; given what had happened to team one, Bruno elected to go up and over the nearer hill. Team two was halfway to the crown when a muffled thud slammed through the ground beneath their feet and the alarms that fallen silent in the compound began blaring again. A series of smaller explosion follow shortly, and a tell-tale red flickering light begins painting the hillside.

At the top of the hill Bruno looked back just once. A third of the camp was on fire, while a surprisingly large crater marked where the command tent used to be. It didn’t make up for the loss of team one - Watkins, Smith, Freeman, and Jones, may they rest in peace - but an accomplishment of stated mission objectives would have to be enough.

Bruno didn’t look back again.
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The rain wasn’t surprising, just the timing of it. Here in the jungle-y marsh they were trudging through, the rain tended to come in the afternoon. When it rained it poured, of course, heavy drops falling so thick and fast you’d swear you were underwater and the drips from the trees above continuing for hours after the rain itself finished, but the pouring tended to happen earlier than this.

Bruno couldn’t say for certain what was causing it, but at 2200 local the rain was still going strong and he couldn’t justify going any further when conditions were this bad - even if those same conditions would make it nearly impossible to sleep. Finding a patch of ground tall enough that it likely wouldn’t flood took longer than he’d like, and creating a temporary shelter over it ate up even more time, but with two injured - Cpl Owen Daniels had fallen down a previously hidden cliff and broken his arm, and PFC Trey Wynters had gotten himself stabbed by a sentry who’d turned at just the wrong moment - Bruno thought the benefits of a shelter outweighed the risks of someone finding evidence of their passage.

PFC Wynters concerned him. They’d done the best they could, but none of them were a specifically trained medic and nobody carried more than the basic medical kit. Here and now, after four days of hiking and still two more from the extraction point, those supplies were running low. Cpl Daniels was splinted with strips of Bruno’s undershirt and tied up in an awkward sling of his own shirt, and wouldn’t need any further supplies until they hit base and an actual doctor, but Wynters’ bandages had been changed twice and the last unwrap had revealed red and puffy flesh around the wound.

The man was sitting now in the middle of what was rapidly becoming camp. Bruno couldn’t be sure if he was sweating or not - they were all, to a man, soaked to the bone and looking more like drowned rats than marines - but his face was red and his eyes were glassy. Bruno directed Daniels over to keep an eye on Wynters with a jerk of his head; being down an arm hadn’t stopped Daniels from trying to help pitch camp, but it had lessened his efficiency and there were enough of them that he could be spared.

Daniels went and Bruno directed his attention to helping build the shelter. It was quiet, save for he rain; a long day of hiking through claggy mud was enough to dampen any enthusiasm for talking, and tying some branches together with leaves strung over them was something any marine could do in their sleep. In fact, Bruno half-suspected a few of them were actually asleep on their feet and just going through the motions on autopilot. It didn’t take long, any which way, for them to cobble together something that kept most of the rain off and Bruno moved on the confirming the night’s watch rota with his SIC, Cpl Wilford Trask, when a voice interrupted him.

“Sarge.”

He looked, and saw Daniels motioning for him. With a last nod at Trask, he walked over to where the two walking injured sat - or rather, where Daniels sat and Wynters slumped in a daze.

“He doesn’t look good, Sarge,” Daniels said, voice pitched not to carry. Wynters did not look look good at all; still red-faced and glassy-eyed, he now seemed unable to hold himself upright and while none of them smelled particularly nice after more than ten days on mission, there was an edge to Wynters that had the hair on the back of Bruno’s neck standing up.

Bruno grimaced and waved over two PFCs - Cook and Higgs - who’d graduated from stuffing their faces to making themselves as comfortable as possible in the mud. Higgs pulled a face but both of them came over in short enough order. “We need bandage substitutes. Go and find what you can in half an hour and bring it here.”

Higgs looked like he wanted to object, but Cook elbowed him smartly and said “Yes sir.”

Higgs opened his mouth but Cook dragged him away and Bruno watched them go. Higgs was a motormouth, but he usually had better sense than that.

Turning back to Daniels, he was met with a questioning look. “Drain and clean it and hope to Christ it works,” Bruno said quietly and Daniels nodded grimly.

“Think he’ll lose the arm?” he asked, matching Bruno’s tone, and Bruno shrugged.

“I figured he’s got even chances on keeping it if we do something, but no chance if we don’t try.”

“Christ,” Daniels muttered with feeling and Bruno could only nod.

They managed to force some water down Wynters’ throat before Higgs and Cook returned. None of the leaves or moss-like greenery they’d gathered was dry, but then almost nothing was in the pounding rain. Bruno set Daniels to cleaning them as best he could while Higgs and Cook went to lay down alongside everyone else not on watch and Bruno himself went to take the old bandages off. When tugging didn’t budge them, he wetted them down with what water he had left and tried again.

Wynters began babbling as the fabric of the bandages slowly peeled away from the injury underneath. Something about oranges and sailors; Bruno ignored him to keep slowly but surely peeling the bandage away from the injury underneath. The smell hit him in the face and Bruno had to pause and breathe through the nausea as his stomach turned. The wound itself was clearly infected; thick white-green ooze trailed sluggishly from the lower end and the skin to both sides was a dark and angry red where it wasn’t stretched to a shiny off-white.

Daniels made a desperate noise in the back of his throat and thrust the now-cleaned-and-mostly-dried moss toward Bruno, Bruno shook his head grimly and pulled out his knife. Drawing the knife perpendicular to the wound brought a gush of stinking green-yellow goo and an increase in the volume of Wynters’ babble - he was nearly screaming, now, incoherent words that echoed far too loudly for Bruno’s peace of mind and brought everyone who’d been trying to sleep to adrenaline-fueled wakefulness.

“Keep him quiet,” he gritted out to the nearest form in the darkness that resolved itself into LCpl Thomas Yates, looking paler than Bruno had ever remembered seeing him in the light of the small flashlight Bruno held in his off hand. Yates gulped and pulled what might generously have been referred to as a handkerchief from his pocket and muffled Wynters with it as best he could, taking care to keep his nose free. Bruno grunted in approval and pressed on the puffy sides of the wound to a fresh gush of ick and renewed - if now muffled - screaming.

When pressing finally only yielded clear-ish ooze and the swelling had reduced somewhat, Bruno grabbed the cleaned leaves from Daniels - who looked distinctly green around the gills - and did the best he could to improvise a bandage. Sitting back on his heels, he looked over Wynters to Trask, who’d remained awake even after the screaming had stopped. Trask met his eyes squarely and shrugged, and Bruno looked down at the stinking mess at his feet. He’d done all he could for Wynters; now it was down to dumb luck.

Bruno stood and went to go refill his canteen in the rain.
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Bruno waited patiently for his opening.

Breaking into the facility had been surprisingly easy. The captain’s intelligence about the location and composition of the convoy had been right on the money, and it had been a simple enough matter for Bruno to hitch a lift as the convoy had slowed to a checkpoint. Tunstall and Weber - Lt. Jack “Pick” Tunstall and Cpl Frederic “Chisel” Weber - had similar luck, and had secreted themselves into the truck behind him, a fact for which Bruno could only be grateful. Several uncomfortably bumpy and dusty hours later had seen him undetected into a small facility tucked into the mountains near Pha Nang.

Their teammate, one Cpl Amos “Tongs” Graves, had already been inside for several days; captured alone with incriminating evidence, he’d been taken to this facility precisely as planned and had spent the last few days alternating torture with recon sweeps of the place. Now, 72 hours later, Bruno and the others were here to extract him and the information Captain Jaxun had wanted, and blow the place sky-high behind them.

Well, maybe not entirely behind them.

Bruno’s internal counter hit zero and a heavy thump preceded a screeching alarm. Nothing quite like a plastique explosive padded with some gasoline bottles to really ruin a person’s night. All the main lights in the hallway outside the office he was lurking in went out and for a long minute all was darkness until emergency lighting flickered into existence.

Time to move.

Bruno unfolded himself and pulled out a peculiarly bulbous flashlight, sweeping its nearly invisible beams over the room once more before heading out into the hallway. This part of the building was largely unpopulated at this time of night, according to the report-marks done in UV paint by Graves, and Bruno met no-one on his way toward the detention areas even as a rising hubbub could be heard from other parts of the base; Tunstall and Weber had their own light, and a slightly different target.

Bruno pointed the odd flashlight at the upper corners of the hallways as he went, following the marks Graves had left over the preceding days and nights. The new paint they’d been issued was invisible to the naked eye - or nearly so - and technically a considerable improvement over the more obvious chalk marks they’d used previously, but old habits died hard so the marks were still left in the same out of the way spots the chalk marks had been put in. The downside was the need for the flashlight - much bulkier than a standard issue light, it weighed more than twice as much as one and somehow managed to only hold a twenty-minute charge in its batteries.

He crossed paths once with Tunstall and Weber on track to their own target. Their mission was at once simpler and more difficult; find and secure the actionable intelligence marked by Graves. Once done, they were to rendezvous outside with Bruno and, if Bruno was successful, Graves.

A quick nod was all they had time for, and then the other two men were on their way to the offices marked by the UV paint, while Bruno continued to make his way along the trail left for him that would - hopefully - lead him to Graves.

Running feet echoed down the empty hall, and Bruno ducked into a nearby room, grimacing at the smell of harsh chemical cleaning agents and old blood; not an office, then. The flashlight in his hand flickered alarmingly, and he scowled at it; hopefully the thing wouldn’t die before he got where he was going.

A quick glance through the small window in the door showed one man an assault rifle skid around the corner, then slow to start checking the doors to either side. Bruno cursed internally, but stowed the odd flashlight in favor of pulling out his knife. Bruno readied himself as the man drew near, and when the guy pushed the door to the room open grabbed him, spun him inside, and stabbed him in the neck with a quick in-and-out that had the man dropping his gun as he uselessly tried to staunch the arterial spray. Bruno reversed the knife and brought the hilt down hard and the guard dropped to bleed out in unconsciousness. Bruno paused, listening for more footsteps - if the guy’d been smart, he’d’ve brought back-up - but heard nothing. Not a smart guy, then.

As he left the now thoroughly-redecorated room, he could hear gunfire in the distance, the higher sounds of Chinese knock-offs mixing with the deeper staccato of American weapons; apparently their outside team had moved in to engage and distract, which meant Bruno had less time than he’d previously thought.

Leaping forward, he started running as full-out as the maze of corridors would let him, the strange flashlight now flickering wildly in his hands. Not as fast as his top speed, but decent enough for all the damned corners that he had to both round and check for paint with a light that spent half the time dead and the other half on dim.

The guards he encountered singly and in pairs - slipshod work, really, but he did set half their base on fire and from the sound of it the second team under Boots was really going to town, so they could possibly be forgiven - went down almost without slowing him. The Ka-Bar in his dominant hand was glistening red in the dim emergency lightning, but Bruno couldn’t stop to wipe it down properly. It was now almost twenty minutes after the first explosion, and if he didn’t get to Graves before thirty he’d have to find him in the dark as the secondary explosives Tunstall and Weber had planted earlier took out the backup generators.

The trinary explosives would raze the building.

The walls of the corridors around Bruno were now a flat and dingy sort of white - the color white became when it had been washed too many times with the same bucket of water - and he knew he had to be close. Pulling his Beretta out of its holster he slowed, taking the time to check the corners before he turned them. Better careful than dead, after all. It took him a few minutes more before shouting from around the corner told him he’d hit pay dirt; none of the guards had cursed in English.

Checking the next corner revealed four guards struggling with a very familiar - and very battered - figure. Bruno took careful aim and managed to shoot two of them before they noticed him and brought their own weapons to bear. He got one more shot off before the last man standing grabbed Graves and put a gun to his head, pulling them both around to face Bruno. Graves grinned.

“What took you so long, Hammer?”

Bruno snorted. “Damn flashlight went out.”

Graves grinned. “Never could trust those tech monkeys. Too damn complicated for their own good.”

The guard shouted something nearly indecipherable in the general echoing clamor going on in the building and tightened his grip, causing Graves to gurgle and Bruno to tighten his own grip.

“Hey Hammer.”

“Yeah?”

“Don’t miss.”

Bruno fired.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=125#p125 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 13:43:13 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=125#p125
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Bruno was having what might politely be called a bad day.

But, since there was no-one around worth being polite to, he was having an absolute shit day. A day where the high point was the coffee machine joining the goddamn choir invisible because at least that meant they’d get a new one or the spooks would revolt en masse.

It was the kind of day that started with all off-duty enlisted men getting rousted at o-dark-thirty to attend the two-hour monologue of a brigadier with a bee in his bonnet and more stars than sense. Bruno and his team had only gotten back to their respective bunks a few hours before the shitshow started, and he had basically slept while standing up through most of it. It was only near the end, when the general started handing down orders that Bruno really woke up.

Apparently, whatever had gotten the general going had something to do with the state of the place, because Bruno found himself in possession of a squad of damned FNGs with mops, buckets, and bad attitudes. The base was full of spooks and there was no way in hell they could clean all of that off, but the general sure as hell wasn’t going to listen to a sergeant on the matter - for all Bruno wasn’t technically under his command.

But orders were orders, and Bruno’s job was to implement them, so he went at it with a will.

His general mood deteriorated rapidly in the face of the general truculence displayed by his pro-tem squad, but also by another feeling. A tiny, niggling feeling that crawled up and down his spine in a too familiar fashion. Someone was watching him, specifically; someone good enough that couldn’t catch more than a glimpse here and there.

It made no sense. He was in the middle of a damned army base, doing one of the most scut jobs he’d ever been ordered to do with a squad of FNGs, and someone was watching him. He’d thought it was a new spook, at first, but it didn’t fit; spooks liked you to know when they were watching, and this guy was staying out of sight. It could be an enemy infiltrator, but Bruno wasn’t the brains of the operation for all Jaxun had hand-picked him for the so-called “Alpha Squad” so there was no way he was a higher-value target than half the officers on base.

Bruno couldn’t out his finger on it, and as the surveillance continued into the early evening hours he’d finally had enough. Ordering the FNGs back to barracks, he approached the corner of a nearby garage where he’d last seen movement and loosened his Ka-Bar as he went. He wasn’t stupid, for all he was tired of this game, and came around the corner hard with his knife out and ready to be greeted by……

Nothing.

Keeping his knife out, he began a slow seep of the alley between the two buildings when a very familiar click from next to his ear made him freeze. “So this is Sergeant Hammer. I gotta say, I’m kind of disappointed. I thought you were better than taking a corner all by your lonesome when you know someone is waiting on the other side.” The voice was light, teasing, and totally unfamiliar, but the gun didn’t waver an inch and it was just far enough back that Bruno couldn’t see the trigger.

Bruno grunted. “That’s because,” he said, and twisted to plant a hard elbow into the man behind him’s gut. The guy wheezed but didn’t drop the gun - not bad, guy clearly knew what was important - and Bruno turned to follow up the elbow with a knee. The guy dropped, and Bruno was on him in an instant, laying him out on his front while simultaneously twisting the gun out of his hand and pointing it at the back of his head.

“Who sent you?” He growled, keeping his finger on the guard of a weapon he could clearly see had the safety engaged.

“Jebediah Lexington.”

The response, somewhat muffled by the fact the guy’s face was pressed into the dirt, wasn’t surprising and Bruno snorted before taking his knee out of the guy’s back and putting his knife away. The guy coughed a bit while standing and brushed himself off a bit before he caught Bruno’s distinctly Not Amused look and grinned sheepishly. “Lexington might’ve talked you up a bit while he was giving me this assignment. He said you didn’t respect anyone who couldn’t get the drop on you, and that you were the backbone of the operation; when’d you notice me?”

Bruno simply gave him a look that made the Sahara look like a tropical paradise and didn’t answer his question. “Jaxun told us we were getting a new guy. You Tongs?”

The other man nodded. “Corporal Amos Graves, callsign Tongs.”

Bruno nodded, and looked steadily at the younger man. “Did Lexington assign your handle?” The younger man shrugged. “Could be worse. I guess he thinks he’s being clever,” Graves noted, and Bruno shrugged in return.

“Don’t try that stupid shit on anyone else. Tunstall’d shoot you before asking questions, and Weber can get……creative. I’m the nice one. That being said,” he deadpanned before lashing out with one huge fist.

Graves went down in a heap, blood beginning to trickle from a new split in his lips.

“Don’t point a gun at me.”
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Crunch, crunch, ssssshhhhf. Crunch, crunch ssssssshf.

Bruno paused, and squinted up into the remote, relentless sunlight. He’d been walking for hours and the sun was high overhead, beating down on the waves of golden grass for miles in every direction. Tunstall and Weber were nowhere to be seen; he’d missed the rendezvous hours ago but he couldn’t stop now.

The compound is silent in the dark hours after midnight, sitting quietly in the deep stillness between floodlight beams. Dogs and men walk the fence as the swiveling lights make lazy arcs from high towers. Four men crouch in wait just beyond the furthest arc, their only sign of life the breaths that stir the grass in front of their faces. More men lurk on the further side of the base, waiting for a signal, bodies taught with tension stretched like a piano wire. The men with dogs turn the corner for another section of the fence; the floodlights flash away in relaxed silence.

The four men move.


Bruno dropped the end of the tarp and shook out his hands, grimacing against their stiffness. He wiped his face and took a sip from his canteen.

The four men move silently, in sync as they cross the last open field to the base of the fence. It is not electrified, and a few quick snips open a careful tear to admit first the smaller men, then the larger ones. A few precious seconds are sacrificed to minimizing the visible damage, and the four are on their way across the compound. A barracks is passed, an infirmary, a mess hall. The four split silently into two groups as the headquarters appears at last; the taller men veers left towards the main building, and the shorter pair to the low-lying outbuilding that has two bored and sleepy guards standing at the door.

The blood glistens where it falls silently on dirt, and the door is open.


Bruno turned and propped up Graves’ head as he tipped some water down his throat. “Guess I finally found a way to make you shut the hell up,” he mutters to the unconscious man.

The first group makes their way through the headquarters building, the taller one’s knife shining in the light of the passing floodlights. Four charges have been placed, and the fifth is resting comfortably in his hand. The door swings open as they approaches, and the knife of his shorter companion - no less red - flashes as another guard fails in his duty. The larger man places the fifth charge with some delicacy in a room full of desks, and takes three specific folders from a nearby cabinet before leaving the room.

The second team places their explosives with care as menacing chemicals shine dully in the light that passes sightlessly through dirty windows, floodlights uncaring in the night. Their steps are light and quick, their way unhindered by guards, and seven charges are placed before the sky begins to dim with approaching dawn. They slip from the stooped building and out into the dimming night; the appointed place of meeting is not far as the crow flies, but they must reach it before full dawn.

A dog begins to bark.


Bruno grunted as he checked the bandages on Graves’ arm. The bite hadn’t been too bad, and the dog was unlikely to be rabid. Still, the guy was in for some painful shots when they got back to base.

The first team is running now; the man whose dog had sounded the alarm releases it and others join it in leaping toward the two figures. The floodlights no longer follow their meandering arcs, and are now sweeping the ground with dangerous purpose, each definitive line traced closing the distance on the two remaining men.

The dogs do not require the light from above, and launch themselves at the two fleeing men. They find no purchase on the larger man; he bats them away as gnats with the butt of his gun. The shorter man is borne to the ground; his compatriot kicks the dog off him and hauls him to his feet and towards the slit made earlier in the fence. The shorter man’s cursing is audible only to the man who has hold of his arm, who has heard it all before. A light finds them ten steps shy of the fence, and bullets follow it immediately in a harsh stutter.

The shorter man stumbles.


Bruno re-wrapped the bandage on the bite - he’d been in a hurry and had tightened it too much the first time - before turning to the bandage on Graves’ calf. A through and through shot, which was something to be grateful for later but for right now just made wrapping it tightly a priority.

The larger man takes the shorter man under one arm and drags him bodily through the wire; he can only hope the other team made it out before the shitshow started. The lights are following them beyond the fence and more shots ring out. A rising alarm is beginning to wake the base, and more hounds can be heard baying into the night. The larger man shifts to make a continued half-carry easier, and reaches into one of the many pouches on the shorter man’s belt. The shorter man makes no objection, and the larger man pulls out a small box with an antenna and a button on the side, and presses the button.

The world explodes in light.


Bruno tied a new bandage over the bullet holes and stood with a groan. Gathering the end of the tarp, he turned and re-oriented himself against the sun; they had a long to go for the rendevzous, and Tunstall was probably fretting himself to flinders in his own, stoic way.

Crunch, crunch, ssssshhhhf. Crunch, crunch ssssssshf.
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Breathe in.

It was a surprisingly cold day, in late November, and the grass bent before the wind in rolling waves interrupted only by unseen wildlife. The smell of frost rolled down the mountain, but the earth was still soft beneath Bruno where he lay motionless. Waiting.

Graves would have made some inane comment on the weather, probably at length as he was slowly driven mad by the inaction, but he had still been recovering from both his rabies boosters and the stitchwork on his leg when the call had come down from the captain and the usual suspects were dispatched out to the ass end of nowhere with a new mission.

Breathe out.

The orders were reasonably straightforward; in a week’s time there would be a convoy along the road that wound down through Viang Xai with a VIP riding on the third truck from the rear. It was up to the teams to make sure that VIP never reached his destination. Or if he did, that he wasn’t in any fit state to do anything once he got there.

The two teams would be airdropped into the area from one of the planes on the run scheduled for the area the next night; they had only just enough time to grab the kit he’d need before Jaxun packed them into a jeep and off for the nearby airbase. With any luck, the drop would put them no more than four days away from the target area and they could be in position well before the convoy that particular stretch of road.

Breathe in.

The trip to the airfield hadn’t been bad, but the reception was…frosty. The flyboys very loudly did not appreciate the extra hour it would take them to drop “some bullet-soaked jarheads” on the target co-ordinates, but there was an undercurrent of something more virulent that spoke of a deeper reason. They made a pointed effort to snub the team as a whole and Bruno in particular, mocking IMAF audibly when he was in range and refusing to speak to him directly when they could at all avoid it.

Their problem, however, was not Bruno’s problem. He knew better than to rise to their distinctly juvenile attempts to rile him - though he did save some of the choicer comments about his division to pass on later to those who would very much care and were in a better position to do something about it. For now, Bruno had a mission and a team and if the clowns in the air force wanted to nurse a stupid grudge they could find another sucker; as long as they delivered them where they needed to be.

Breathe out.

Whatever their personal feelings, the flyboys were good at their jobs and managed to drop them all almost half a day’s walk closer to the destination than he’d thought they’d manage in between all the snide remarks and cold shoulders. Of course, it helped that none of the team had been able to hear the parting shots over the howl of the wind as they dropped from the open door into freefall.

Bruno enjoyed aerial drops. The feeling of the wind his face, the blood in his ears, and the vistas expanding out below him - it was a silent enjoyment he knew few shared. Most of the rest of the men he’d deployed with over the years were either terrified and watching their altimeters like hawks (Graves) or whooping and hollering in excitement, screwing around - as much as mission parameters allowed - with their trajectories by moving their arms and legs and playing with the air currents that battered them (Weber).

Breathe in.

After landing safely, it had taken both teams three and a half days to reach the co-ordinates they’d been given. It was a hilly area, with the road cutting through several low points and open to wide grain fields on one side. The heavily forested hills offered good cover but reduced sightlines, and while pursuers would be hampered by brush it wasn’t the kind of protection offered by even a small cliff face.

The road itself wasn’t the most well-traveled, and in the days before the convoy was due to arrive Bruno saw maybe two cars driving along it. Still, the reduction in visibility from the trees meant they would have to find a way to get the convoy to stop or risk missing - and that was entirely unacceptable. Tunstall had worked through a dozen different strategies before metaphorically tossing in the towel and ordering the felling of a number of young trees the night before the designated day and winding them together to form a crude but resilient and natural-looking barrier across the roadway.

Breathe out.

And then there was no time. Everyone was in position. The noise of the convoy echoed up the road long before the trucks themselves hove into sight. A lead jeep, followed immediately by two cargo trucks that were likely packing rations, given the way the canvas on them was tied in the cross-ties favored by civilians, followed by one of probable munitions, one with the canvas bulging in odd places, another of munitions, another two of food, and a trailing jeep that would occasionally range out to the side of the convoy if the ground wasn’t too torn up.

As the convoy came into sight, Bruno didn’t tense. His finger rested easily along the trigger guard and the scope rested comfortably in front of his face. The sun was behind him, and he’d taken the time to arrange enough shade to prevent any tell-tale winks. The rest of his team had taken up defensive positions, with Hurley’s team further down the road ready with the fallback plan just in case. The butt of the rifle rested easily against his shoulder and the rhythm of his breathing didn’t change. His focus narrowed, the world dropping away as his eyes found a hawk-faced man in plain clothes sitting in the passenger seat of the second to last food truck. The convoy slowed as the leading jeep saw the obstruction. Bruno’s finger drifted to the trigger.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Squeeze.
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Bruno snorted forcefully as he fumbled with the hem of his shirt.

Half a day’s hike from extraction, and they just had to run across a patrol right where they shouldn’t be. The only bridge for nearly twenty miles over a jagged scar of a gorge, and the patrol right on top of it and looking in no hurry to move any time soon.

Stuck between a rock and a hard place, Tunstall had given them the order to engage.

Weber managed to get one of them before they knew he was there, but the other six wasted no time in leaping into the fray when their comrade took the final tumble. The first man unwisely chose to try and grapple with Bruno head-on, and received a kick to the diaphragm for his troubles. He dropped, wheezing, and the second guy tried his luck by jumping on Bruno’s back and clinging around his neck while guy number three went low with a knife; apparently they thought the biggest guy equaled the biggest threat, and while they weren’t entirely wrong Bruno was far from the only one they had to worry about. Bruno kicked guy number three in the face and a nasty crunch signaled the end of number three’s participation in life.

Numbers four, five, and six had their own troubles to deal with. Mindful of how sound carried, nobody on the team was using a gun - not that it materially affected their prowess. Graves had guy number four by the shirt and was apparently engaged in punching the guy until he couldn’t stand up straight anymore; Tunstall already had guy number five on the ground in a spreading pool of what probably wasn’t strawberry syrup, while Weber was playing a weird cat and mouse knife game with guy six.

Man number two was dedicated to trying to strangle Bruno to death, and Bruno was starting to get light-headed. Still, he was almost a foot taller and had almost a hundred pounds on the guy, so he did what seemed like the most logical thing to do at the time, and threw himself over backward. Taken by surprise, the smaller man had no chance to escape and Bruno landed on him very heavily. A gasping wheeze was followed by the arms around his neck loosening and Bruno rolled out of the now-slack grip and back to his feet.

Graves had dropped his guy - there wasn’t much face left, and Bruno suspected there wasn’t any breath either - and as Bruno rose he ambled over to kick number two in the head hard enough to leave said head at a funny angle, and Bruno nodded at him. Tunstall had apparently gotten tired of waiting for Weber and had stabbed guy six in the neck; a blood-covered Weber was complaining about either the mess or the fact that Tunstall had taken all the fun out of it, it was hard to tell.

Bruno sighed as he wiped his blade on the uniform of one of the dead men. Weber was a weird one in close combat, but in a firefight his aim was steady and he never shirked a dirty job. Bruno had straightened and hissed as pain streaked up and down his side, and the fingers he’d gingerly patted the area with had come away bloody. Seems the fucker with the knife had been faster than Bruno had originally given him credit for.

Which lead to his current predicament.

Bruno finally managed to get the shirt off, and just above his hip was a gash nearly three inches long. Graves hissed in sympathy, but Tunstall and Weber were too preoccupied with their argument to notice. It bled sluggishly, and Bruno cursed fluently in Cantonese to Graves’ raised eyebrows. He’d have to stitch the damn thing now or risk bleeding out before he could reach professional help; he was the only one in the squad who could sew worth a damn in skin.

With fingers that only trembled slightly, he yanked the medical kit from his pack and flicked it open to the needle and thread he’d taken to adding to the standard issue kit. Gritting his teeth, he flushed the wound as best he could and pulled one of the pre-threaded needles from the pack. The feeling of the needle sliding through flesh was as unpleasant as he remembered, and the thread that followed it moreso, but the prospect of bleeding out was even less appealing. A gentle tug pulled the edges of the wound shut and he tied off the first stitch.

Only five more to go.

Lucky him.
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Chains clinked and rattled across a cold concrete floor.

Bruno shuffled along as best he could, hands cuffed together behind him and a chain between his feet that ran to connect to a larger chain that several other prisoners were also attached to. Political prisoners, most of them; Bruno was head and shoulders taller than all of them and had at least two inches on the largest guard. Most of the prisoners shuffled silently - save for the chains - with their heads bowed, eyes on the floor, and expressions resigned. One or two of them looked mutinously at the guards, eyes darting black hate at them whenever their attention was elsewhere.

It was one of the latter Bruno was interested in; a young man, late teens-early twenties, with a black eye and a terrible tendency to mouth off in Vietnamese. Bruno neither knew nor cared why the Chinese had taken him here; all that mattered was that Colonel Rupert Thornton needed him alive and relatively intact and not in a classified Chinese prison for enemies of the state. Captain Jaxun had provided some sort of intel from the spook Lexington about the kid, and that was as much as Thornton had decided to share. It was all that was relevant, really.

Bruno had gotten himself captured four days ago, on Thornton’s orders; extraction without internal assistance had been deemed too risky, and for whatever reason Bruno had been chosen to go inside. Normally Bruno was the one breaking people out, but orders were orders. He’d already been tortured twice - grueling six-hour sessions both - and currently sported a variety of electrical burns on his face and chest against which the shirt they’d given him itched abominably. He’d fobbed them off with some impressive-sounding but otherwise useless facts about military “operations” in the area - he’d give a lot to be a fly on the wall when the Chinese figured out “Operation Peacock” was what the guys in the motor pool called the Master Sergeant’s repeated and hopeless attempts to woo a local girl he was sweet on - and they’d left him alone to stew for a bit, presumably while they verified his intel.

More fool them.

The first explosion took out the lights, and Bruno threw himself on the largest guard so they both went down in a heap. Pandemonium predictably followed, orders put his hands over his head overlapping orders to lie perfectly still on his stomach overlapping orders to get off the guard and let him breathe. Bruno was spared the choice of which to comply with when a boot met his ribs and forced him to roll away, taking down half the chain of prisoners with him when the slack ran out in the ankle shackles.

Bruno received several prods from the butt of someone’s rifle, trying to get him to untangle and rise so they could hustle them all to cells, before the sharp report of a gun put an end to it. More shots rang out, and the thud of bodies marked the end of most of the shouting. Only more distant cries remained, nearly covering up the whimpering coming from some of the other prisoners. Boots walked themselves up to Bruno and one more shot marked the end of the wheezing from the guard Bruno had landed on before hands undid the cuffs on his wrists and he could push himself to a more upright position.

Lieutenant Roger Elliot met his gaze squarely, expression unreadable, before handing him some keys as the rest of his squad - not one Bruno was familiar with - fanned out behind him into defensive positions. Bruno nodded to the corpse a few inches away before going to work on his ankles. “Did you have to kill him, Sir? I laid him out hard.” Bruno was not a small man, and the Marines had taught him the most efficient ways to use his mass long before they’d sent him to the Asian theater. Something in Elliot’s expression curdled before he smoothed it out again, voice taking on an unpleasant tinge. “Orders, Hamilton; no witnesses. We’ll have to get rid of most of them, too, when you’ve got the one we need secured.”

He nodded at the huddled prisoners as he spoke, and Bruno’s hands stilled on the last shackle. “Sir, with all due respect -” The lieutenant rounded on Bruno before he could get the sentence out. “You have your orders, Sergeant, and I have mine. Extract the prisoner.” His tone was biting, and there was a gleam in his eyes Bruno didn’t like. Bruno looked at the line of chained men; there were eight besides the target, all in various stages of healing and malnutrition. He did some quick mental math, then looked back at the lieutenant. “Sir, yes sir,” he said, and grabbed one of the dead guards’ rifles, ejected the magazine and released the round in the chamber before going along and striking all the ankle chains from the main length.

“What. Are. You. Doing?” Elliot hissed, each word cold with a smoking fury. Bruno didn’t pause in what he was doing. “I couldn’t identify the target, sir. I narrowed it down to this group before you arrived, but they did something to my eyes. We take them all back, let HQ decide which one is the right one.” He began unlocking wrist cuffs as he spoke. not daring to turn and look. Elliot puffed out a sharp breath through his nose. “Fine. Your….lack of attention will go in my report. I trust you don’t have any trouble with your eyes while aiming at the enemy?”

The lieutenant’s words were silky and his eyes poison, and Bruno picked up another weapon from the dead guards. “Ready when you are, sir.”
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Bruno blinked at the stars glimmering high overhead.

That wasn’t right. He shouldn’t be laying down, he should be moving. There was something, something that needed doing, and he had been told to do it. He braced his elbows against the ground, and started to pick himself up into a sitting position. Pain exploded behind his eyes and darkness rushed in from the corners of his vision as he heard someone else exclaim. “Goddammit-!”

Bruno blinked at the moon shining brightly overhead, dimming the stars around it with a gentle refulgence.

That wasn’t right. He needed to do something before moonrise, in the dark of the night. He may have missed that window, but he’d be damned if he failed to execute a mission now. He moved to brace his elbows against the ground, and a hand came down gently on one of his shoulders. “Fuck sake, awake ten seconds and you’re already trying to get up again. Ease off, Hammer.”

Bruno relaxed, becoming aware of a deep bruising ache all over his body as he did so, and his eyes drifted over to the owner of the voice. “Tongs? The hell?” His voice was croaky, and a blinding pain made itself known behind his eyes. He groaned, closing his eyes again on Graves’ look of concern. “The hell, you say. The hell you doing setting off those goddamn explosives when you knew you were too goddamn close, I say. And you fucking know Pick’s gonna have your ass in a sling when he hears.” Bruno blinked slowly at the venom in Graves’ voice, belied by the careful way the man held the canteen to help Bruno drink as much as he could.

Water went down the wrong pipe and Bruno choked, coughing. The spasms sent staggering shards of pain through his chest and black swirled menacingly at the edges of his vision. Graves dropped the canteen. “No, no, goddammit Hammer! Hammerton - fuck, Hamilton! Fucking-!” The black surged and Bruno knew no more.

The next thing Bruno knew was red. And pain. But mostly red.

Bruno cracked his eyes and regretted it, the sun streaming down directly into his brain through the slits of his eyelids. He closed his eyes and groaned.

Instantly the motion, of which he’d vaguely been aware and which had been sending little jolts of pain through every few seconds, came to a complete halt and a shadow fell on his eyes. He squinted, and the heavily-backlit face of Graves came into view. “Hammer? You with me?” Graves was kneeling even as he spoke, and gave Bruno a small sip from the canteen before taking it away again. Bruno frowned at him but finally answered. “Yeah, I’m with you.”

Graves gave him another small sip from the canteen, then held up his hand. “How many fingers I got up?” Bruno squinted. “Two,” he grunted, and Graves nodded. “And who’s the president?” Bruno scowled. “Ford,” was his curt answer and Graves shrugged. “I didn’t vote for him either. Cubs’ last pennant?” Bruno squinted at him. “1908. Try asking better questions when you’re looking for brain damage.”

The half-smile on Graves’ lips disappeared like a snowball in June. “Okay, how ‘bout this one? What the hell were you goddamn thinking setting off those goddamn explosives while standing less than 15 fucking yards away you goddamn maniac??” Bruno pursed his lips but Graves didn’t waver. He capitulated with a short huff. “I was thinking about finishing the mission. If I hadn’t set them off then, the bomb disposal squad they had coming in would’ve taken them down.” And the squad Graves had been standing off with a grenade and a half-empty magazine would’ve overrun Graves’ position, he didn’t add, but Graves pursed his lips anyway.

“Fuck you, Hammer, I had 'em right where I wanted them. And now we both gotta explain to Pick the hell we were thinking.” He didn’t seem terribly put out, however, and handed Bruno the canteen before standing and stretching with a theatrical groan. “You good to walk or I gotta haul your fat ass some more?” Bruno gulped greedily at the canteen for a moment, before hauling himself laboriously to his feet and handing the canteen back.

“Watch your fucking language; I’m walking so I don’t gotta hear any more of your whining.”

Graves laughed and rolled up the tarp Bruno had been laying before the two turned and began the slow plod south towards the rest of their team and relative safety.
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“Hammer! Down!”

Bruno ducked as a spray of automatic weapons fire crackled through the area where his head had been half a second ago. He waited, then popped up to fire a few more rounds into the thickening smoke as flames licked the edge of the room. One opponent went down in a spray of dark blood, and Graves popped out from behind an ornate wooden desk that might once have been an antique but was now maybe two steps away from being kindling. Hopefully the rest of their team was having better luck; the “destroy the factory” objective was going well, but the “get out alive” portion was starting to look dicey. Tunstall and Weber had gone to get the supply and route manifests and should have been well on their way outside by now.

Graves fired twice, taking down another Russian “consultant” before being forced back behind the rapidly dwindling desk. “You got any bright ideas?” He shouted at Bruno, and Bruno shrugged. “Maybe,” he half-shouted back before pivoting and tossing a grenade at the end of the room where the “consultants” were taking shelter. “ёбаный пиздец!” was followed by the hasty sounds of cover being taken and Bruno surged up and away towards the rear of the room even as the grenade exploded to the gentle patter of shrapnel and chunks of building.

Grabbing Graves on the way - who managed to find the time to curse Bruno’s parentage loudly - Bruno jumped through the picture windows out of the office and onto the factory floor.

He landed hard and rolled, while Graves fell ass over teakettle onto the pile of tarps Bruno had noticed on the way in. Bruno was back on his feet in an instant, but Graves simply lay there. Bruno kicked his ankle lightly, and Graves glared at him. “You know, when you are about to pull some real bullshit, it’s generally considered polite to let your teammates know ahead of time.” Graves’ conversational tone of voice was belied by the absolutely filthy glare he was leveling at Bruno. Bruno thought for a moment, then deadpanned. “Kowabunga.”

Graves snorted. “I dare you to say that to Pick’s face the next time he asks you what the hell you were thinking,” he said, and held out his hand for Bruno to haul him to his feet. “Fucking hilarious. How much time do we have?” The ceiling nearest the office they had just vacated chose that moment to collapse to the factory floor in a spray of sparks and bits of ceiling. Both men looked at it. “Not long,” Bruno opined, and Graves gave an ironic little bow. “After you, big guy.”

Bruno lead the way towards the factory’s northern exit - their route out called for them to cut through the town to the North and pick up Tunstall, Weber, and Hurley’s distraction team as well as some transportation - and Graves followed closely. Resistance was light until they reached the exit itself.

“Hammer!”

Bruno-half turned at his partner’s shout and the knife aimed at his spine scraped his lower back to sink in just above the hip bone, scraping his pelvis.

Bruno responded immediately, his shot a queer double-echo to Graves’. The assailant - a factory-worker by his clothes - sank back down behind the crates he’d sprung from, a disgusting ten pounds of mince standing in for his head. More shots rang out behind them, voices in Russian joining equally outraged voices in other languages Bruno didn’t have the spare attention to identify. “Shit,” Graves breathed, poking at the knife. Bruno slapped his hand away and fired another shot at their pursuers.

“Break it off if you can, but leave it in. Give me your spare.” Graves was no slouch in the firearms department, but of the two of them Bruno had better aim and Graves knew it. Handing him the requested gun without a murmur, Graves bent down while Bruno picked off their pursuers and studiously ignored the cursing and the jarring pain. It was until a white-hot pain exploded across his hip and he nearly dropped the gun on that side that he finally looked down to see a somewhat contrite-looking Graves hastily putting down a piece of rebar that glowed evilly at the tip.

“Ow,” Bruno said pointedly, and Graves shrugged. “What you get for throwing me out a fucking window. We clear to move?” Bruno considered for a moment, then shot the last remaining guard between the eyes. The ceiling over the factory floor proper collapsed with a roar and flame rushed toward them eagerly.

“We are now. Ladies first.”
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It was a quiet, clear night.

Three men slept under the cover of heavy foliage while another regarded the world around him silently at a strategic distance from the others. Insects hummed under the eaves while nocturnal predators and prey went about their nightly world under the silent silvering of the full moon high above.

It was two more days to the first objective, then another four to the second, but they’d had decent luck so far with weather and patrols both and were now somewhat ahead of schedule. If their luck held, they might even get the extra time as a two-day pass into town for some R&R. The man on watch smirked to himself at the thought of what he’d do with a two-day pass, then shook his head. Mission first, fun later.

Looking up at the moon for a moment, he rose and went to wake the next shift.

“Hammer,” Amos muttered quietly. “Hammer, you bastard, wake up and smell the chemical agents. It’s my turn to sleep.” He reached down to poke the already-stirring larger man - never a good idea to prod him when he was more than half-asleep but funny as hell to do it when he was awake - and froze as a hiss split the night. Unless Hamilton had finally developed a nonverbal vocabulary outside of growls that reminded Amos of the brown bears he used to chase out of the garbage cans with a shotgun, there was something more than his partner in that bed roll.

“Don’t. Move.”
He said, and he could feel Hamilton tense. Moving slowly, he reached into his pack and pulled out the heavy-duty flashlight from its pouch. With a click - and a wince, because it was fucking bright as hell and he’d just spent three hours staring out into the streetlight equivalent of the Black Hole of Calcutta - he turned the thing on and, just to fuck with him, flashed Hamilton in the face with it before slowly sliding it down the larger man’s still form like he was checking him out at the beach.

The light, of course, brought the other two nearby men awake and, once they found no visible threat, complaining. Weber was, anyway. “The hell you doin’ shinin’ a fuckin’ light out at this hour? You wanna bring every Commie from here to China down on our damn heads?” Weber’s voice was muzzy with sleep - he’d been the previous watch - but he kept his voice low. Amos ignored him and kept moving the light down Hamilton’s tense form.

About halfway down, he found it. Sitting just above his teammate’s ass, like some super freaky and dangerous tramp stamp, was a little black snake with white bars up and down its length. A little, pissed-off black snake Amos amended mentally as the thing hissed again, a noise all out of proportion with its size. Amos was about 96% sure everyone quit breathing for a hot second after the thing stopped, but as it seemed content to just sit where it was there was a collective exhalation that almost rivaled the light breeze.

“What does it look like?” Tunstall asked, voice low but even in that dangerous way he had. Amos moved the light a little. “Black snake, white bars, kinda small.”

“Get it off me,” Hamilton said, a weird tension in his voice, and Amos felt his eyebrows climbing for his hairline. “Do my ears deceive me? Is Sergeant Fucking Hammer afraid of…snakes?” Weber snickered at Amos’ remark, but Hamilton’s response was cut off by the thing shifting around; nobody breathed again until it had stilled for several long seconds. “No,” Hamilton muttered emphatically, clearly trying not to upset the danger worm any more than he already had. “I have a slight problem with the fact that one of the world’s most venomous snakes has decided to take up residence on my ass.”

“Maybe it’s an ass kind of snake. You’ve had every girl in the country staring at it, maybe the reptiles are trying to get a piece of that action,” Amos rebutted automatically, mouth moving on autopilot as he scanned the forest floor nearby to find the kind of stick he wanted. Wasn’t his first time convincing a damn snake that it wanted to be somewhere else, he just needed the right kind of stick or this night would be whole fucking lot worse.

“A comforting thought,” Hamilton replied dryly, and Amos grinned to himself. Whoever said his teammate was a humorless asshole….was right, most of the time. Hamilton’s Sahara-dry wit and excellent timing were buried deep beneath the surface, especially when anyone with a rank higher than lieutenant was around. Amos’ smile dimmed. Brass turned Hamilton into a right joyless bastard, a stickler for orders and rules and unquestioned authority that made Amos…uneasy. Brass were people, and people made mistakes…

He shook his head and picked up a stick that looked about what he wanted before turning back to Hamilton. “Alright, hold still,” he said needlessly, and he could feel the glare Hamilton sent his way like burning summer sunshine on his skin. “What are you doing?” Tunstall asked, the tension humming in his voice like a plucked guitar string. Amos took the tip of his tongue between his teeth and didn’t answer; much as he loved winding his teammates up, this trick required all the concentration he had to spare.

Moving slowly, he brought the forked end of the stick up to the snake’s head. Ever so gently, he eased the pronged end as close to under the thing’s head as he dared; no more hissing was a good sign, the tongue flicking in and out rapidly less so. Still, he just had to press the stick carefully, just like so, move it up a little, easy does it, and…

Amos twitched the stick violently, sending the small snake flying into the night and Hamilton was up in a flash, breathing heavily. “Don’t,” he said emphatically, reaching out and jerking the flashlight out of Amos’ hand, “ever do that again.” Amos poked him with the stick he was still holding. “Thank you, Tongs. I wouldn’t be alive without you, Tongs. My eternal gratitude, o manliest of men, for saving me from twelve inches of death. Any one of these responses would be appropriate and helpful, especially when I just saved your life.”

Weber snickered, and Tunstall coughed suspiciously. Amos patted himself on the back internally; it took a lot to get a reaction out of Tunstall.

Hamilton stared at him for a long moment before he clicked off the flashlight. “Find a different spot to sleep, we don’t know if it’ll come back or not.” Amos stared at Hamilton’s dark silhouette for a long moment before he moved to collect the bedroll. “Such a comforting thought will lull me straight to dreamland, I’m sure. You always know the thing to say to give me the best fucking sleep of my life.”

It didn’t take long for Amos - and the others, nobody really liked the thought of bunking with a reptile if they didn’t have to - to redo the sleeping arrangement to something less likely to let snakes come and go as they pleased. Yawning widely and pointedly, he climbed in and made himself comfortable.

“Tongs.”

“Yeah?”

“Thanks.”

Amos smiled softly to himself. “Anytime.”
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Bruno stuck out like a sore thumb.

It was hard to blend in when you were a foot taller and broader than everyone around you, but today Bruno wasn’t even trying. He simply waded through the sea of bobbing heads around him, his destination clear. He had a two-day pass, and some of the men from his old unit - before Jaxun had him earmarked for special assignments - had invited him to a particular bar they gave glowing praise. Bruno wasn’t, as a general rule, one to get drunk - excepting extenuating circumstances - but these were good guys and he wanted to see how they were doing.

And so he walked down a perfectly normal street in friendly territory - for a given value of friendly, anyway; he garnered a lot of suspicious looks as he walked. He ignored them, even with the way they sent uneasy prickles down his spine. He wasn’t in enemy territory, no-one was going to start shooting at him in the middle of the street. It was going to be a nice, easy night catching up with buddies over a few beers and pouring the sloppiest guys into a cab was the only challenge for this evening.

If Bruno told himself that enough times, he would make it so.

A snatch of Vietnamese drifted to him, and Bruno spun with his heart in his mouth. A few people near shied away at the sudden movement, but no threats manifested themselves. And yet Bruno couldn’t get his heart to slow from the rapid tattoo it was beating against his ribs; that had sounded familiar, almost, in a way that made his gut swoop and teeth clench. It wasn’t logical, and Bruno breathed deeply in through his nose and out through clenched teeth. This was ridiculous, what the hell-

A car backfired.

Bruno twitched.

He turned, and headed back the way he came. He was too close to something he didn’t like - he’d almost drawn a gun, back there, among all those innocent civilians. Instincts that had saved his life on more than one occasion now had him sweating like a sinner in church while his heart did a tango. Every noise was magnified, every breath a pant, and what he thought was a gentle brush past a man wearing a conservative blue suit nearly sent the fellow toppling to the ground. Bruno’s pace increased; he was just short of jogging, strides eating up the ground, as he headed back to the base.

He’d work out this adrenaline rush on the range and hang out some other time. Bruno refused to be a danger to himself and others; he’d get his head on straight, then he’d go out on the town.

Sometime.
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“Wake up!”

Pain lanced through Bruno as he gasped for air. Unfortunately, being facedown in a mud puddle was not conducive to getting the oxygen his lungs were screaming for, and Bruno rolled onto his back choking and spluttering. Around him the rain fell in sheets on the rest of the squad and the craters in the ground where the explosions had gone off. Three forms lay terribly still under the downpour, but others were already up and moving between those who were visibly moving. He couldn’t say who had yelled at him, but now was certainly not the time to be resting.

Bruno coughed one more time, spitting out what he could of the mud, and rolled himself to his feet. A stitch of pain made itself known on his ribs every time he took too deep of a breath, but there wasn’t much to be done and he could walk it off. Wiping mud from his face, he picked his way over to the nearest groaning body.

Lieutenant Rodney Castor, fresh to the front and green as they got, whimpered as he held the remaining third of his left leg. Bruno wasted no time getting the tourniquet out of the basic medical kit and bending down to tie off the stump. The first touch had the LT screaming, but by the time Bruno had finished tightening it he’d passed into unconsciousness.

Bruno’s mouth set into a thin line as he went to check on the rest of the squad. He’d had a bad feeling about the game trail the kid had insisted they use to save time when the rain had started - it went in approximately the right direction and was considerably easier than making their way through the underbrush - but hadn’t objected when Castor’d pulled rank and insisted. The squad, consisting largely of FNGs and unused to the downpours of the region, had agreed enthusiastically with the LT’s plan and Bruno had done what he could and put one of the more experienced Cpls - Corporal Emmet Finely - at the front while he himself took the rear.

It hadn’t helped. Finely was one of the still forms, both legs and an arm missing. Bruno couldn’t say for sure what had happened, but judging from the smell hanging in the heavy rain he would guess Finely had missed the mines in the deluge - for all the mines had certainly not missed him.

It was almost twenty minutes before Bruno had restored some form of order, his ribs not letting him take the deep breath he needed to shout. In addition to Finely they’d lost PFCs Challonde and Fairview, and two more besides the LT were missing limbs. Of the walking wounded, the most serious was Cpl Edward Berge, who was missing an ear. Most of the rest were bruised, and Bruno wasn’t the only one walking carefully and taking shallow breaths.

The real problem was that they were still more than ten miles from their objective, and more than twice that from the nearest friendly outpost. Bruno crouched beneath the meager shelter offered by two hastily strung together branches and squinted at the maps he’d pulled from the LT’s pack.

Their target was a supply depot, and while they could possibly restock before blowing the place to kingdom come, none of them were anything more than field medics at best. Along the same train of thought, trying to get the injured to the friendly outpost - a field hospital - over the - he squinted - twenty seven miles of dense forest terrain was also unlikely to leave them long for the world. Especially the ones missing limbs.

“Sarge.”

Bruno looked up sharply into the ghost-white and mud-smeared face of PFC Gregor Daniels, who quailed under his dark look. “Yes, Daniels?” Bruno said, resisting the urge to snap when the man just shifted uncomfortably as the silence dragged on. Daniels gulped. “Well, sir, there’s this girl I’m sweet on…” He trailed off as Bruno’s glare sharpened incredulously. The kid wanted to talk about the birds and the bees now?

“She’s not here, Daniels; tell me why I should care.” Bruno managed to keep his voice even, and Daniels straightened. “Well, sir, she’s back at base, sir, but she told me once she had family out this way sir. Maybe they could help us, sir?”

Bruno stared for a long moment before gesturing to the maps. “Show me.” Daniels leaned over and poked the bend of a small creek less than three miles away as the crow flew. Bruno blew a sharp breath out through his nose and regretted it almost instantly as his ribs complained. It was a good spot, not too far out of their way, and while the amount of “help” available was an unknown quantity, if and only if necessary they could take what structures they found there by force with the remainder of their complement.

“Right. We need stretchers and volunteers to pull them. Leave the bodies for now. We’ll head to the farm and see what we find.” Daniels nodded frantically and scrambled away while Bruno himself went about organizing the teams and marching order. No one with broken ribs could carry or pull a stretcher for more than a half-hour at a time, with at least ten minutes of rest in between shifts; internal injuries after the fact were not on the agenda for the day. Anyone who didn’t have broken or cracked ribs could pull for longer, but needed at least half an hour between their turns.

By the time everyone had gotten sorted, the rain had slacked off considerably. Bruno took point, keeping a wary eye out for further mines, while the others ranged in a loose column behind him. When it came time for his shift at pulling a stretcher, he swapped places with Daniels and kept going.

It took them more than an hour to reach the waypoint; a small hut, a slightly larger shed, and the destroyed remnants of larger buildings in a loose square around a central well didn’t exactly inspire confidence but they were nearly out of options at this point. Bruno gestured to Daniels who moved up to flank him and they both walked over to the hut. Knocking had no effect, but Daniels’ shout produced movement from within and a wrinkled, mousy woman in a grey-blue dress opened the door to peer at them fearfully.

Bruno tried to be as sincere as he could as he made their case via Daniels - Bruno understood more than he spoke, which was an unfortunate circumstance he’d rectify later - but the woman still looked terrified. Daniels stepped forward and spoke to her too rapidly for Bruno to make out the words. She didn’t look too reassured, but finally relented and pushed the door open fully before heading back into the depths of the hut. Daniels turned to Bruno.

“She’ll let us stay here for a bit, sir. Not more than a few days, a week at most. But she’ll let us use what she has as long as some of us help in the fields and share resources.” Daniels had managed to lose his earlier uncertainty, Bruno noted with a faint sense of satisfaction, and while the deal wasn’t great it would have to do. He nodded sharply and headed back to bring the rest in.

With six down past walking, Bruno did what he could. Detailing Daniels and one other to uphold their end of the deal with the civilian in whose modest abode they were currently camped in was a no-brainer; after much consideration he sent Berge and PFC Mark Ericson to the field hospital to arrange for evac. That left him with Pfc Michael Babra, sporting bruises and broken fingers, to deal with their objective. Before first light, the two-man teams had slipped into the gloom of the jungle.

They had a job to do.
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Bruno sighed and dropped his head in his hands.

Beside him on the bed, a slip of a Korean woman named Sip Yoon-Ji - at least, that was the name she’d given him last night at the bar - murmured sleepily and rolled over. He hadn’t specifically gone to the bar for company, but she’d come up to him bold as brass and offered a good, if not restful, night, and he’d agreed. The direct look in her eyes, the determined set of her jaw…

Well.

He had a type.

So he’d gone with her, and they’d had an excellent night. He made sure to give as good as he got, and she had appeared to enjoy herself immensely, going so far as to invite him to stay and actually sleep. Well, more like they’d finished and cleaned up and she turned into an octopus he couldn’t disengage without hurting her, so he’d stayed. He hadn’t even had any unpleasant dreams.

And yet.

When he’d first taken off his shirt, she’d been….taken aback, to put it mildly. Bruno looked down at himself, at the patchwork web of scar tissue and memories, missions stitched into his skin. A bayonet scar down his ribs - why the Commie bastard had had one, much less one affixed, he’d never know - ran into the shiny swathe of flesh leftover from an up close and personal encounter with a flamethrower.

Knives, bullets, explosions, vehicular collisions, falls, acid, fire, electricity - he’d been through it all, and lived. Most of the time whoever had used the item in question on him couldn’t say the same. They were a testament to all he’d survived, a mission report nobody but him ever knew the full extent of.

What didn’t kill him….he sighed, and reached down to pull his shirt on. What didn’t kill wore away at him. Year after year, chip after chip. He’d lived and learned, and yet the scars kept coming. Something in Yoon-Ji’s eyes had reminded him of the look in Lori’s eyes when he’d gone off to war, a glimmer of fear on a face not used to such emotions.

It had been fleeting, but it had almost been enough to make him leave. If she hadn’t jumped him - literally - he would have. As it stood, the night had been nice. Enjoyable.

Bruno finished doing up his shirt and tucked the tail in out of habit. Checking to make sure everything was in his wallet, he padded silently from the room. In the kitchen he topped up a pitcher of water, made sure the stove was stocked with wood, refilled the rice container from the large bag in the pantry, and picked up his boots on the way out. In the hallway he paused to put them on, then headed out for the room he’d rented further from the heart of the city.

It’d been good, but it wasn’t to last.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=136#p136 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:01:15 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=136#p136
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“Dammit all to hell.”

Graves’ statement was given in an almost conversational tone, and if Bruno hadn’t been hunkered down behind the same fallen chunk of concrete as the other man, he likely wouldn’t have heard it. As it stood, despite the hail of gunfire and bullets pouring into - and around, these guys were horrible shots - their cover, Bruno heard him perfectly. For the fourth time. In three minutes.

“Got anything more useful to say?” He asked dryly, taking a blind shot around the corner. To his faint surprise and satisfaction, his shot was rewarded with a cry of pain and an easing of some of the fire coming down on their position. Graves took the opportunity to pop off a few shots of his own, and seemed mildly put out when his shots failed to produce any audible consternation among the opposition. “Yeah, fuck those guys,” was his almost petulant response and Bruno rolled his eyes; apparently Weber’s attitude was contagious for all that he wasn’t here.

“Helpful. Anything else?”

A grenade rolled up beside their shelter and Graves kicked it back towards where the Chinese were taking shelter of their own. The explosion stopped the gunfire for a moment, but the floor trembled worryingly and the silence was punctured by the groans of overstressed architecture, and Graves did a lightning-quick peek over the piece of ceiling they were hiding behind. Dropping down, he looked over at Bruno with a frown. “Yeah. This place is missing a pretty significant amount of load-bearing pillars. Also, why does this shit always happen to us and not any of the others?”

“Because the others have all the luck? Because they’re smarter than we are? Because the universe hates them less? Take your pick.” Bruno murmured absently, frowning as he looked around, the beginnings of a plan started to take shape in his brain. “Are we on the ground floor?” He asked, and Graves shrugged. “Floor plan says yeah we are, but the number of guys still here after Boots’ team cleared both stories and the worrying shimmy to our seat say nah we’re not. Why?”

Bruno smiled thinly and pulled the last of the det cord from his pack and Graves paled.

“No way in hell am I doing that stupid shit again, Hammer. Not after last time.” Bruno frowned down at the smaller man. “If you’d taken my advice about the tarps, you wouldn’t have broken your ankle.” Bruno’s measured statement was dismissed with a wave. “Yeah, well, Chisel fell on the tarps and he broke his fucking wrist. Also, do you see any tarps around here? Because I sure as hell don’t. And I’ll be damned if I get put back in fucking crutches so soon after getting out of the damn things.”

Bruno shrugged. “It’s either drop now on our own terms or drop in two minutes with the rest of the ceiling coming down with us.” Graves squinted up at the ceiling - with its spreading cracks and dust coming free - and cursed fluently in Korean. Taking that as an affirmative, Bruno handed his gun to Graves and began spreading the cord. In one of the longest minutes of his life he made a semicircle with the cord and rigged a quick detonator to his last grenade. Graves provided what covering fire he could in their limited position, emptying the magazine in his gun just as Bruno finished laying out the explosive.

Bruno motioned him over, and Graves sighed heavily as he shuffled over, reloading his gun at the same time and handing Bruno’s back to him. The heft spoke of at least half a magazine left, and Bruno tucked it back into his holster; now of all times was not a good one to accidentally shoot a teammate, if there ever was a good time for that kind of idiocy. Throwing an arm over Graves’ back and yanking him in close, Bruno pressed the button and the world went quiet as the floor dropped out from underneath them.

Graves landed on the dirt floor of the tunnel underneath first with a surprised “oomph” that Bruno felt more than heard, and was almost immediately pinned by Bruno landing on him. At least without breath he couldn’t complain, not that Bruno could have heard him anyway through the ringing in his ears, and Bruno himself didn’t have the breath but do anything to brace against…..one, two, three, ow, four chunks of roof and ceiling that came down after them. At least Graves could wriggle himself free; Bruno was pinned by the chunks of plaster and wood - thankfully the concrete pieces had mostly dropped away and to the side or he’d be in a much bigger world of hurt.

As it stood, it took Graves almost ten minutes to shift enough rubble that Bruno himself could move. Finally free, he took a minute to get his bearings while Graves spoke at length about something, probably a complaint or a critique of Bruno’s plastique skills; it didn’t matter much as Bruno still couldn’t hear anything very well and Graves sounded underwater and very far away. Rather than waste brainpower trying to decipher what he was ranting about, Bruno made a short hand gesture and started down the tunnel to the left and away from the main part of the building; hopefully they could find a tunnel to the surface or making the rendezvous was going to be very difficult.

Graves complained every step of the way out.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=137#p137 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:02:16 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=137#p137
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Bruno was pretty sure this was what Hell felt like.

It had been more than thirty interminable hours since he’d moved into place. He hadn’t made the plan, and had in fact been silently against the plan the entire time, but orders were orders. The tiny, hidden blind in the canopy of a massive tree had a great view, which put it well up on the last six places he’d been imprisoned - but it was a surer jail than any solitary confinement he’d been placed in. His orders were to maintain and defend the blind, and use the binoculars, radio equipment, and some experimental stuff from the geeks in R&D concealed within it to co-ordinate a multi-pronged attack on the base below.

It was torture.

Bruno was about 87% certain that this was against the Geneva Convention, but Jaxun had been adamant that someone had to be up in the blind at all times, and when it came time to choose who would man which position Bruno had literally drawn the short straw. Tunstall and Weber were now in defensive positions less than thirty meters from the tree Bruno himself was holed up in.

When he’d talked to Graves about it - the guy was laid up with a broken ankle and had been benched for the mission - Graves had thought that it was Lexington, more than Jaxun, who was behind the orders; the guy was obsessed with the newest and shiniest tech.

It wasn’t the waiting, so much; Bruno was used to waiting. Waiting for the right moment to strike, waiting for enemies to pass, waiting for the perfect shot - Graves often said Bruno had the patience God gave oysters, to sit still for as long as he did. Usually in more unflattering terms, but then Graves was an asshole. Still, Bruno was fine with waiting; he was even fine with the radio co-ordination - he’d done it before, though not often. It was the part of his orders that explicitly forbade him from leaving the blind to back up the other teams that had him champing at the metaphorical bit.

In the event that everything went to shit, Bruno was ordered to pack up the equipment, fire the blind, and bug out to the rally point nearly twenty miles away.

Which was probably why they had a soldier in the blind and not a tech; equipment you could pick up and stuff in a bag to carry with you. When you tried to do that to a technician they got unbelievably whiny.

A burst of static interrupted his thoughts, and Bruno poked the machine in front of him like the tech monkeys had shown him how to back at the base. The static warbled, garbled, and then steadied into the message.

“Hammer, this is Chainsaw. Team in position, over.”


Bruno poked another button.

“Chainsaw, this is Hammer. Confirmed in position, awaiting confirmations others. Over.”

“Confirmed, Hammer. Awaiting your signal. Over and out.”

Bruno reached over and pushed another button, the static fading as he resettled himself. One down, four to go; the others were slated to be in place within the next thirty minutes, and the mission would commence once Bruno gave the final confirmation.

The radio crackled again.

“Hammer, this is Wrench. Team is set in position, over.”

“Wrench, this is Hammer. Confirming your position, awaiting confirmations others. Over.”

“Roger that, Hammer, we await your signal. Over and out.”

Two teams in position, three teams to go. Bruno itched for a sniper rifle, even though he was at the very extreme limits of range; instead he had his assault rifle, two pistols, and a surprising number of grenades. None of them had been used, the blind functioning as intended and leaving Bruno nearly invisible high above the ground.

He might have felt better if someone had tried something.

“Hammer, this is Shovel. We’re in position, over.”

“Shovel, this is Hammer. Position confirmed, awaiting confirmations from others. Over.”

“Copy that, Hammer. Just give the word. Over and out.”

More than half the teams were in position. Bruno puffed a slow breath out, forcibly slowing his heart rate. Now wasn’t the time.

“Hammer, this is Pliers. Team has reached initial objective, awaiting green light. Over.”

“Pliers, this is Hammer. Team confirmed, awaiting other confirmation for start. Over.”

“Acknowledged, Hammer. Over and out.”

Bruno clicked the equipment and shook his head. One more team to go, with less than five minutes on the thirty-minute window they had to give the signal. With the majority checked in the mission would go ahead whether or not the last team was in position, but Bruno disliked the thought of starting out with less than the plan called for, especially given his already-limited capacity to assist.

There was one minute left when another burst of static came through the equipment.

“Uh, Hammer, this is Pri- Drill. This is Drill. Had some trouble on our way in, lost one and two more lightly injured. Uh, Over.”

Bruno massaged the bridge of his nose gently. Wonderful. Hopefully the kid knew more about the mission than he did about radio protocol.

“Drill, this is Hammer. You are confirmed in position, wait one for final confirmation. Over.”

“Yes. Uh, roger that Hammer. Over. Huh? Oh, over and out.”

Bruno clicked off the radio and gave himself ten seconds to re-center and make a hasty note on the pad of paper in front of him. If the kid was going to be leading the squad, he should at least know the radio protocol - even if this equipment wasn’t exactly standard issue.

When that time ran out, he reached out and pushed a very specific series of buttons. The equipment warbled alarmingly before settling down to a more familiar static hiss, and Bruno gave it the evil eye before clicking on his mic. “All teams confirmed in position, this mission is a go. Over.”

“Final confirmation received. Moving out. Over.”

“Roger that; team is moving out. Over.”

“I copy; team proceeding to first objective. Over.”

“Acknowledged. Pliers en route. Over.”

“We’re heading out. Over.”


Praying he didn’t screw this up, Bruno reached over and clicked on the equipment he’d spent about three hours being taught to use by impatient men in white coats - an experience he didn’t care to repeat, as it was somehow simultaneously less work and more stressful than boot camp. At least in boot camp the instructions were clear, and if you didn’t hear something the first time by God you’d hear it at a much louder volume the second; the scientists seemed to delight in mumbling words and instructions and were impatiently indifferent teachers at best.

Still, their exertions and Bruno’s were rewarded as several small screens popped to life with blinking markers on them. Each team had a marker, and part of the objective was to plant the marker transponders in outbound shipments before blowing the stockpile. Apparently these were a new design, supposedly much harder to detect but that projected at much longer distances than their predecessors; both Jaxun and Lexington had been weirdly fascinated with the tech, but that was their business and Bruno didn’t need to understand how it worked, only what he was supposed to do with it.

The radios, too, were experimental - some kind of encryption to them that made them untraceable over shorter distances - and harder but not impossible over long ones - and the signals un-crack-able. Bruno held the very quiet opinion that people also said the Titanic was unsinkable, but worrying it was also not his job. Though he wouldn’t mind it too much if he was traced, it would give him an excuse to put boots on the ground.

“All teams, confirm target locations. Over.”

“Hammer, this is Chainsaw. First objective confirmed in large storage barn in the south-west quadrant; entry point has yellow stripes on the door, on north face of building. Over.”

“All teams, first objective in storage barn, south-west quadrant. Chainsaw confirmed for yellow-striped northern door. Over.”

“Shovel confirms. Over.”

“Wrench confirms, moving in. Over.”

“Pliers confirms, over.”

“Yes sir, moving in. Over.”


Bruno pinched his nose. Whoever had ended up in charge of Drill was going to be the death of him.

“Hammer, Wrench. Contact, hostile squad, eliminated quietly, no friendly casualties. Over.”

Bruno ruthlessly suppressed the impulse to fidget with his gun - it would do no good here. “Confirmed, Wrench. Continue as planned. Over.”

“Hammer, Pliers. First objective completed. Over.”

Bruno glanced at the small screens and saw one of the markers had ceased moving, while the other four still drew small squiggles on the screens. “Confirmed, Pliers. Proceed to second objective. Over.”

One by one the teams reported in success at the first objective; one by one the markers on the screens ceased their movement and when the last one - Drill, naturally - had stopped, Bruno leaned over and turned that machine off before beginning to stow it away. It would no longer be useful for the current mission, and whatever happened it would be more beneficial to have it stowed and ready to go than simply sitting there like a large metal-and-plastic brick. The geek squad had given Bruno a special harness for carrying the stuff - one “scientifically proven to reduce jostling and more evenly distribute weight as to prevent early onset exhaustion” - and it was into that Bruno put the device.

In the meanwhile, the teams had been giving running updates as to their status - entrances breached, enemies avoided or disposed of, and so on - when a burst of gunfire chattered loudly over the speakers.

“Hammer, Shovel! Hot contact, large enemy presence Northwest corridor by outer wall of warehouse! Sixteen hostiles, one casualty, currently engaging! Over!”

“All teams, mission is now hot. Engage at will, prioritize second objective over engagement. Over.”

A wave of acknowledgements followed, and Bruno settled down to listen and respond with a grim tension building in his shoulders.

First to stop acknowledging was Shovel, pinned in the north-west section by an increasing amount of enemy forces. They’d only partially achieved their objective by the time their channel went dead, and Bruno directed Wrench to expand their parameters to cover the gap; Jaxun wanted nothing left of any of the warehouses and what he wanted, he got.

Next was Pliers; they’d achieved their objective and were on their way out when something exploded. Several long seconds of screaming had been cut off by a second explosion that killed the line and, Bruno could only hope morbidly, whoever had been the one screaming.

Chainsaw and Wrench went together; the two squads had joined up in the overlap section that had once been part of Shovel’s parameters and had pushed to try and join up with Pliers. Whatever had exploded had also collapsed several sections of hallway, and it was up against one of those newly-constructed walls that both groups had been set upon by almost thirty hostiles. Pinned with only the bare minimum of cover offered by the angle of the hallway, they hadn’t lasted long. Their transmission lasted long enough that Bruno could hear discussions in Cantonese before a heavy CRACK cut the transmission off.

In the end, the only one left was Drill.

“Hammer, Drill, finished secondary objective, going to rally with other squads at point. Over.”

Bruno pried his fingers from where they’d been clutching his rifle and pressed the broadcast button.

“Negative, Drill. Proceed to exit ASAP. Over.”

There were several long seconds of silence.

“Ain’t nobody left but me is there, Hammer. Over.”

Bruno swallowed over a dry throat.

“Affirmative, Drill. Over.”

Several more seconds of silence seemed to take at once forever and no time at all.

“Stay with me on the frequency, Hammer? Over.”

Bruno nodded, though the motion couldn’t possibly carry over even this kind of cutting-edge equipment.

“Affirmative, Drill. Over.”

It didn’t take long.

Bruno revised his earlier opinion; Hell didn’t feel like this. Hell was this.

Damn it all.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=138#p138 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:23:49 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=138#p138
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Someone was screaming.

To be fair, a lot of people were screaming. The dingy concrete walls echoed sound like a bitch and there were at least four other occupied interrogation rooms that he’d seen on their route thus far; the cacophony was something they’d been using to their advantage because he’d never figured out how their larger teammate managed to move on cat’s feet, and apparently neither Tunstall nor Weber knew how Hamilton did it either.

The number of occupied cells had struck him as odd; normally the places they went had one, maybe two concrete rooms of dubious use. This place had more than three corridors of the things and counting. Whatever “splinter” group this was had a lot of highly specialized interrogation specialists for a group formed “at random.”

No, he wasn’t bitter about these assholes, why do you ask?

The tenor of this scream, however, was much more nuanced than the rest - though it could be because it was further away, he personally couldn’t tell. The hoarse notes contained overtones of pure rage, the bold flavor cutting through what sounded like several walls like a tangy California red. And, of course, he’d recognize the voice anywhere.

After all, Sergeant Bruno “Hammer” Hamilton had a surprisingly good baritone voice when he’d a lot of drink in him.

Amos Graves paused, listening hard, and Tunstall stopped as well. Weber took another few steps to the next junction and checked around the corner. The echoes and the generally lifeless decor made it hard to figure out which direction he needed to be going, but he eventually pointed left at the junction Weber was checking out and they were all rewarded by the screaming getting closer.

And it was starting to sound less like a scream and more like a bellow. Like some kind of pissed-off buffalo getting ready to gore some poor fool. And the swearing! Amos sniggered and set aside a few choice phrases, and Tunstall’s face was an absolute picture; he wasn’t sure where his errant teammate was getting his stuff, though in the back of his mind he was more than ready to lay blame at the feet of Kreepy Krieger. Guy was a menace, honestly.

Still, the words ended in a hoarse cry of pain and Amos’ slight smirk turned into a deep frown that was mirrored on the faces of his comrades. Hamilton was good; whatever they were doing to him in that interrogation room had to be either particularly bad or going on for awhile. He quickened his pace at the thought and Weber fell back to let him take point.

His concern was mostly for getting a teammate out of this damn place, but there was also a niggling little thought at the back of his mind that had serious concerns about the caliber of replacement they’d get if they had to replace Hamilton. At this point Amos was pretty sure Hamilton was basically the best in the game and replacing him would be like replacing a Firebird with a Pinto.

They were getting closer; the screams were more clear now, less muffled by walls, and the nasty hum of something electrical preceded every one of them.

Well, that was mildly alarming.

Amos was almost sprinting now, giving corners only the most cursory of checks and leaving knives embedded in the guards he encountered rather than take the time to yank them out. Knives were replaceable, partners were not. tunstall and Weber were hot on his heels, and while he could feel the kind of concerned gaze that spelled a dressing-down later from Tunstall for doing stupid shit, the man was at least willing to let it slide for now - which, really, said volumes about the kind of concern the guy was feeling.

He burst into the interrogation room and nearly slipped in the blood on the floor. Hamilton was tensed like a bowstring, tied to a chair while his spine arched in a surprisingly perfect U shape. There were electrodes on every major muscle group, all hooked up to an ominous machine Amos wasted no time putting two slugs into. There was a fizzling pop and a puff of smoke from the machine as all the dials blew out, and the two operators of the bastard thing turned around with shouts on their lips that died there as Amos pegged them too, each with his own neat headshot.

Holstering his gun before the bodies had even hit the floor, Amos was over beside Hammer in an instant as the larger man slumped in his restraints with Tunstall and Weber right there beside him. Yanking the mouth guard out - nice of them to make sure the guy didn’t bite his tongue off while they tortured him to death, Jesus - he started pulling the electrodes off; Tunstall and Weber helped as best they could, Tunstall leaning his not inconsiderable weight on Hamilton to keep the twitching to a minimum while Weber did what he could to start getting the electrodes on the other side off. Hamilton himself was panting and jerking, whatever the hell they’d done to him obviously lingering; a Hammer coming apart at the seams was not something Amos like to see any day but he especially didn’t like to see it when they had to sprint their way out of a high-security facility.

“You gonna be able to walk?” Tunstall inquired with a forced evenness that Hamilton seemed too out of it to call him on. “Well, I’m sure as hell not st-staying here, comfy as it was,” Hamilton responded dryly, and Amos shrugged. “I dunno, I think with a new coat of paint, some carpets, a few nice art prints and doilies, the place could be pretty cozy. What d'you think?”

Hamilton glared at him, the lines in his face deeper than usual, and Amos held up his hands in innocence while Weber punched him lightly on the shoulder. “C’mon Tongs, you know the only way to really decorate a space like this,” He pulled out a radio button with a clicker on one end and a fairly threateningly large button on the other. “Is to raze it down to the foundations and salt the Earth it rested upon. Care to do the honors?”

Hamilton slid a questioning glance at Tunstall, somehow taking in their surroundings along the way, and Amos grinned as he poked the prone man. “Incendiary charges on the far side of the building, with Boots’ squad on standby waiting for the fireworks show. We set them off and hurry out the back with all the other poor, frightened sods they’ve got penned up in here.”

Hamilton thought for a moment, then grabbed the trigger mechanism. “Sounds good to me.” He pressed the button.
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“Look what the tide washed in. Ain’t this a little dry for you, squid?

Bruno sighed internally. He’d come to the bar for a night off and a few quiet drinks after the last mission, but it looked like that idea was rapidly going down the drain. A five foot four kid in Army fatigues had come in with an obvious chip on his shoulder not half an hour ago and had tried to pick a fight with every guy in the room, Bruno included. Why he was looking to get his ass beat, Bruno couldn’t be sure, but neither Bruno nor the four other marines in the room had risen to his bait and he’d flung himself onto a bar stool and ordered several shots of whiskey.

The newly-arrived shoal of swabbies, however, didn’t look so sanguine about the guy’s mouth. Most of them appeared to be on the younger side, probably on their first cruise and out for good time on a night’s leave, and as a group appeared to be taken aback that they’d get challenged by one single dude before they’d even managed to get rowdy. Still, they weren’t about to ignore a comment like that.

“Excuse me, dog face? Are you barking at us? Because all I hear is yapping from some chihuahua who don’t know any better.” None of the swabbies were more than a Seaman in rank, but the one who’d spoken stood out by virtue of being the tallest man in the room except Bruno, if Bruno decided to stand up. It was, of course, exactly the wrong response to make as the army kid stood up with a dangerous light in his eyes; Bruno quietly finished his drink.

“I said, squids, that you’re drier than your momma’s snatch last night. Sitting pretty on a nice boat while some of us do the real heavy lifting in this war.” For all the guy wasn’t making much sense - three shots of whiskey in less than an hour was probably not aiding his coherence, but Bruno had his doubts as to how clever this guy was on a good day - the swabbies weren’t about to let that by them. “Excuse me?” said the spokesman, his buddies fanning out to flank him as tension snapped in the air like lightning looking for a target.

Bruno sighed and stood up.

“Kid, you got one chance to leave on your own two feet.” His statement damped the rising tension like a grounding wire. Most of the swabbies hadn’t seen him sitting there and none of them had apparently realized exactly how big Bruno was. The spokesman suddenly looked a lot less sure of himself, and fell back a half-step.

Army kid didn’t even flinch, meeting Bruno’s eyes directly in a challenge that would have been laughable in a guy twice this kid’s size. “Gonna make me, jarhead? Muscle Always Required, Intelligence Not Essential. My buddies taught me how to deal with your kind.” Bruno very much doubted that the kid had ever met his kind before; if he had, he would’ve taken the option to walk out. He sighed.

And punched the kid clean off his feet.

The blow was nothing fancy, no telegraphing, no dramatization, no nonsense. His fist, the kid’s face, and the guy was out like a light. The swabbies seemed taken aback, the bartender was giving Bruno a long-suffering look, and the four marines were giving him approving nods. Bruno returned the last silently, then bent to pick the kid up and slung him over his shoulder.

“Did he pay for his drinks?” Bruno asked the bartender, and the guy shook his head. Bruno counted out a few bills, then set them on the bar before turning for the door. “Hey man…thanks?” said one of the swabbies uncertainly and Bruno shrugged. “It was time for me to leave anyway. I’ll dump the kid off where he needs to be, you guys enjoy leave.”

The crowd of swabbies parted before him - he would swear there were more than before - like a school of fish before a shark and Bruno silently made his way out onto the street to start the long slog back to base.
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“Get up.”

Bruno’s muscles tensed involuntarily, trying to obey the order given, but a wave of pain ripped through him and he subsided with a groan. “Don’t….Don’t think I can,” he grunted, trying to move his arms through what felt like sludge. Everything was…Strange. Distant. The air around him dragged like pudding, and his muscles felt like jell-o, while the noises that reached his ears seemed like they were underwater. Except for the voice.

“I wasn’t asking you to think, I’m telling you! On your feet soldier!” Footsteps crunched clear over the rocky ground, crisp where everything else wavered strangely. They stopped right beside his head even as Bruno made another valiant attempt to obey.

“Hurts,” he gritted out, his own voice more felt than heard through the cacophony around him. Someone was screaming? People were yelling, something heavy was moving, and shots rattled like popcorn in a can; all of it was far away. Bruno couldn’t reach where it was, though he felt like he should. The voice agreed.

“Walk it off, Hamilton. Dyin’ ain’t a part of the mission objectives.” Gravel crunched again clearly. “Get up, you’re needed!” Dirt and rocks scraped together, liked they’d been stamped on by a heavy boot.

Bruno squinted. The sky above was red, but not with dawn; a thick haze in the air reflected even more light, making shapes murky and indistinct at beyond more than a few feet. Large shapes moved cautiously in the smog, a distant rumbling in the earth marking their progress. Smaller, black shapes surrounded them in loose formations, walking through the hellscape carefully as their forms flickered uncertainly.

Bruno coughed wetly, and the coppery stink of blood filled his nose as he spat red on red, the dusty ground drinking in the glistening liquid greedily. The blood smell managed to overcome all the other scents competing for attention; the sulphur stink of explosives, the sandy smell of the dirt underneath his face, the choking stink of the vehicles, and…..a hint of cologne?

“Get up, Hamilton! Today ain’t the day!” Bruno’s eyes automatically sought the source of the voice. Standing there in, for some reason, full Service B uniform, was Gunnery Sergeant Major Williams. Unlike the rest of the scene he was clear, each crisp fold and crease in the uniform peculiarly sharp, every feature of his - displeased - face visible in high definition.

“Gunny,” Bruno wasn’t sure what to say to a man dead five years; Williams had died of a negligent discharge on the range he’d been training recruits on. The fact that he was here, with Bruno was…concerning. “Is it time, then?” Bruno asked heavily, both fearing and already half-accepting the answer.

Williams wasn’t impressed. “That shot do for your ears as well as your ribs? I just said today ain’t the day. You’re needed, Hamilton, now more than ever. So get on your feet! Ain’t time for a damn nap!” He swung his boot forward, a solid kick aimed at Bruno’s head.

Bruno opened his eyes just in time to see the knife heading for his chest.

Bringing up his rifle to block it was instinctual, the look of surprise on the soldier wielding it comical, and the moment of stunned inaction it caused just enough time to bring his rifle back around to bear and fire. The enemy soldier toppled, his chest ripped open in a spray of bullets and blood, and Bruno had a moment to look around.

The APCs, if they had ever really been there, were certainly gone now; there was a haze in the air made of smoke and other unsavory chemicals, but it didn’t obscure the vision. The air smelled somewhat of said dangerous chemicals, but more of dusty ground and petrichor. Clouds gathered ominously high overhead, but for now there was no rain.

The unmistakable sounds of a fight were coming from just up the road, though, and Bruno pushed himself to his feet with a groan. He spat more blood onto the ground, then grimaced as he traced the split in his lip with his tongue. It looked like the guy who’d come at him with a knife had deserted the larger fight to scavenge corpses, as there was no-one else in Bruno’s line of vision.

He oriented himself with the battle sounds and took a few steps before pausing. “Thanks,” he said, not looking around.

Behind him came a faint chuckle. “Anytime. Semper Fi, Hamilton.” The voice faded as it spoke until the very last word was nothing more than a whisper.

Bruno readied his gun and marched forward towards the fight.
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The knife made an unpleasant sucking noise as he pulled it out of his side, followed by a flow of dark red blood.

Staff Sergeant Alexei Daniels, call-sign “Anvil” - Rex, to anyone who had the right to call him by his first name - grimaced in pain even as he shoved the pressure bandage into place and tied it off hurriedly. The North Korean who’d gotten a lucky swing in had gotten a new hole in his head in return, but that still left Rex with a deep hole where one wasn’t supposed to be and less than a day left to finish the op. Red was already starting to peek through the bandage even as he surveyed his handiwork, and he let his shirt fall with a grimace before heading back to the others.

It was a four-man squad on the inside this time; the usual suspects, of course. Lieutenant Jack Tunstall, call-sign “Pick”, Corporal Frederic Weber, call-sign “Chisel”, and Sergeant Bruno Hamilton, call-sign “Hammer.” Together the four of them made up one of Jaxun’s favorite sabotage teams, usually paired up with Staff Sergeant Michael Hurley’s - callsign “Boots” - distraction team, which tended to have a maximum of eight guys depending on who was in the hospital at any given time (currently a six-man team as PFCs Frances “Laces” Turner and Tomas “Taps” Hawk were down for a broken arm and a broken ankle, respectively).

Rex’d been dubious of Hamilton when Jaxun had first assigned them. Hamilton’d just been acquired by Jaxun for the unit, and it’d been their first run together. Rex had looked into his records as a matter of course, and found an excellent operative and a good man - and that’d worried him. This wasn’t the type of unit where you wanted good men; this was the kind of unit that wanted every bastard and scoundrel it could get its hands on. Men who’d use any means necessary to get the job done, who could leave behind impediments without batting an eye whether that impediment was a civilian or an injured comrade.

But Hamilton had proved himself to be a good and competent soldier, whatever his person feelings were, and he’d gotten on with the team like several warehouses, a bridge, two depots, and a mansion on fire. Hamilton didn’t need to leave people behind because he was good enough to get the job done no matter what, and Rex could respect the hell out of that kind of competence. If it wasn’t for his rigid adherence to authority and rank, Rex could see him making an excellent field officer; as it was, he was an asset to every team he was attached to.

Hamilton cocked an eyebrow at him as he came back, but Rex just shook his head. Wasn’t like any of them was a band-aid; first they’d finish the mission, then he’d worry about the new ventilation he’d acquired. Hamilton didn’t appear convinced, but let it go anyway.

“You ready, Anvil?” Tunstall’s voice was deep but neutral; Rex suspected he knew more than he was letting on, but nodded anyway. “Right. Let’s go.” Tunstall didn’t wait to see if they would follow, he simply turned and left while Weber fell naturally in at his left flank and Rex, after a momentary pause, took up the right flank.

Hamilton fell in behind, and Rex could feel the silent concern in the taller man’s gaze against the back of his head like walking away from the sun in the evening. He give him the hand signal for “knock it off” as subtly as he could; they had a job to do.

The first part of the plan went off without a hitch. Their target was a compound tucked deep into the jungle and half-underground to boot, where some kind of research was happening that Jaxun didn’t want happening and made their job to stop from happening. To make life more problematic, Lexington wanted as much of the research as they could take intact and whatever Jaxun’s pet spook wanted, he got.

Boots’ squad would be outside, waiting. They’d only start in on the perimeter defenses when the alarms started sounding; if they started the distraction early, there was too much of a chance that the place would start destroying the very research Lexington was so desperate to get his grubby little paws on.

They’d spent four days scouting the place, and after some discussion Tunstall and Weber would be the ones wielding the silenced pistols deemed necessary for the job. Their objective was to clear a path and carry whatever research ended up being found, with Hamilton and Rex being the ones with bags full of explosives and the duty of making sure they ended up in all the most inconvenient spots for the enemy. It had just been sheer bad luck that they’d happened upon an unexpected patrol on their way into the base, but the silenced pistols had done their work well - if not quite fast enough to suit Rex.

He suppressed a wince as his side twinged, a little warmth trickling down into his waistband to soak into his pants with the rest. The sensation of soaked cloth rubbing against his skin was irritating, the light-headedness worrying, and Hamilton’s constant “covert” glances frankly annoying. If they had any time, Rex would have stopped and at least re-done the damn bandage with something that wasn’t soaked - but right now, deep in the enemy encampment was not the time or place and Hamilton could shove his mother hen routine where the sun didn’t shine.

Feeling eyes on him again, Rex whipped around and gave Bruno a fierce glare. Caught, Hamilton brazened it out and gave Rex the slow up-and-down like he was a blond bombshell. Fortunately for Rex’s peace of mind, the injury was on the side of his body away from Hamilton and the younger man got nothing but a silent reprimand for his troubles.

At least it didn’t take long after that for Tunstall and Weber to be done ransacking the office they were in and they moved on. They did two more offices and a laboratory-come-machine-shop that had sinister, gleaming machines hooked to what looked like over-sized fuel cells before Tunstall gave them the nod; they’d gotten all they could carry, time to bring the place down.

Hamilton and Rex set to work with practiced efficiency, making sure nothing of the laboratory would be left standing afterwards before starting to work their way out to their designated exit. Which was naturally when all hell broke loose.

They hadn’t gone five steps beyond the laboratory before klaxons started to shriek and the sound of pounding feet echoed up the corridor. “What did you do?” Rex growled at Tunstall even as he fired his un-silenced Beretta into the first unfortunate soul to show himself down at the further end of the hallway.

“Don’t look at me; we cleared the room before we did anything. No alarms, no trackers.” Anyone who didn’t know Tunstall well would miss the tension in his voice, but Rex had worked with him for long enough to recognize the tension for what it was and backed off.

“Then they must have set a trap, knowing we were coming.” The statement was delivered in a matter-of-fact tone of voice, but Hamilton shivered. Apparently, he’d been around long enough to know that Rex was the most reasonable right before he blew his stack. Rex blinked away the red mist vying with the black spots at the edge of his vision and shook his head. “Doesn’t matter. We’ve got a job to do, let’s get to it.”

The four of them moved along hallways by fire and movement, Hamilton and Weber on one side with Tunstall and Rex on the other. Resistance mounted as they moved, and during one particularly long shootout Tunstall moved up to the same overturned metal table Rex was using for cover and dropped down beside him. “You’re bleeding,” Tunstall murmured in a voice just loud enough to be heard over the gunfire but not carry to the other side of the wide hallway they found themselves in. “And have been this entire time.”

Rex grimaced; Tunstall was a perceptive bastard. “Patrol bastard got me with a knife. I did what I could.” Running and shooting was making worse, he didn’t say. Blood was still oozing out, he didn’t say. He was short of breath with black edging his vision, and pretty much the only thing keeping him upright was adrenaline, he didn’t say.

He likely wasn’t going to make it back, he didn’t say.

Tunstall heard him anyway. “They’ve moved up ordinance disposal teams; I noticed a few in the last mob we dropped,” he said instead and Rex cursed under his breath. They had less time than he’d thought.

“What we’ve already got in place will take down most of the superstructure,” he said, and Tunstall nodded.

“Any way to test the remote detonators?” he asked. Rex shrugged, pulled out a small brick of plastique, typed a detonation frequency into the detonator different than the one he had been using, and tossed the brick. It landed with an audible thud between the two sides of the fire fight and Rex adjusted his detonator to the single frequency before slamming down on the button.

Nothing.

Tunstall cursed this time and shot the last remaining enemy before turning to the other half of their team. “We have a problem,” he said without preamble, and laid out the issue as cleanly and concisely as any summary Rex’d ever heard. “Which means we need to take out the jammer. Where would it be located?” Tunstall looked over at Rex; Rex had to think about it for a hot second - the blood loss was really starting to do a number on his head - before answering.

“Roof. Anything lower and the walls would start interfering across the complex,” Rex grunted, and Tunstall nodded. “Fine. Then we need to take it out. Let’s go.”

Getting to the roof was easier said than done, and by the time they got there Rex was almost staggering. His sock on the bad side was soaked in blood, and it was all he could do to keep up. Fortunately, being half-underground the roof wasn’t actually all that far up or Rex wouldn’t have made it at all.

Their exit put them slantways across the roof from their target, and the welcoming committee around it didn’t make anything easier. There were one or two air re-circulation units to provide some cover, but it took a long ten minutes for them to make it all the way to the antenna. And then they got there, they had another problem; how to destroy it.

Rigging it with timed explosives was all well and good, but any amount of time was time for the enemy to get a disposal team up here and remove it; they’d already had to repel one team who’d tried to come out the same door they had. Rex could feel Tunstall carefully not looking at him, and growled before grabbing the explosive out of Hamilton’s hands. “Get going,” he snarled as he set the timer and shoved the little bag into the main support on the antenna.

Weber saluted him but didn’t look surprised, and Tunstall merely nodded. Hamilton, though, looked like someone had just sucker-punched him, hands out like he was still holding the explosive Rex had grabbed out of them. “What?” he asked blankly, and Rex rolled his eyes before jerking his thumb at the retreating backs of Tunstall and Weber, heading for where the roof sloped down to less than ten feet off the ground.

“Go with them, Hamilton. I’ll make sure they don’t get the antenna. Mission first.” His words were firm, but when he straightened up he swayed on his feet. Hamilton’s eyes immediately went to the long trail of dark, wet cloth at Rex’s side and his eyes went flat.

“When,” he ground out, and Rex shook his head. “The patrol. It’s been too long and I can’t keep up. Go,” he said insistently, but Hamilton stayed where he was and looked at him stubbornly.

“Goddammit Hammer, get the fuck out of here and rendezvous with the other two, and that’s a goddamn order.” Rex disliked ordering Hamilton; the man knew his stuff, and didn’t need to have authority pushed in his face every time he showed initiative. But time was running out, measured in the steady beeps of the timer behind him, and just because it was the end of Rex’s line didn’t mean it needed to be the end of Hamilton’s.

The man paused for a second longer, the need to obey orders clearly warring with his desire to not obey them and possibly hoist Rex over his should and run for it, before snapping to attention and popping off a salute. “Staff Sergeant Daniels, it’s been an honor,” he said quietly, and Rex returned the salute stone-faced. “Likewise, Sergeant Bruno Hamilton.”

Hamilton turned and started to go, only pausing a moment when Rex called after him. “And Hamilton!” The man glanced back and Rex grinned fiercely.

“Call me Rex.”
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There was something in the air.

Bruno coughed, the noise a hard, jagged sound that tore itself from his throat against his wishes. It cracked out into the sudden stillness around him and both Weber and Graves flinched at the noise. Tunstall looked like he was going to ask what was wrong before he coughed too, the noise jagged like a pane of broken glass. Both Graves and Weber joined in not a moment later, and the noise echoed off the nearby trees.

Bruno’s throat burned, like he’d just taken a breath of smoke and there was a strange, sharp chemical smell hanging in the air. He coughed again, and nearly missed Tunstall’s hand-signal to run like hell; he couldn’t manage more than a quick trot, the coughs tearing themselves from his chest throwing off his stride, and none of the others looked to be doing any better, though Graves had somehow managed to pull out in front.

Every breath tore at his throat and lungs, and Bruno breathed as shallowly as possible while he ran. There had been no warning; the mist had looked innocuous enough in the early morning light, and Tunstall had deemed the cover it provided enough advantage to offset the fact they’d be crossing open ground in the jungle. They were behind schedule, and none of them fancied walking back to the nearest base if their ride left without them.

It didn’t make any sense; chemical warfare had been banned several times over the years and that Agent Orange stuff had been removed from the Vietnam theater the year after he’d been shipped over. Whatever the hell was in that mist wasn’t something Bruno wanted to tangle with for very long; fortunately, it did peter out a few yards into he treeline and Bruno pulled a stop next to Graves, wheezing and coughing, with Tunstall and Weber somewhere off to his left. He looked back over the mist that glimmered innocently in the early morning sunlight, and realized the imperfections in the surface he’d taken to be hillocks were actually dead animals; whatever the stuff was, it wasn’t healthy.

All four of them spent the next few minutes getting their breath back, the surprisingly dry air crackling in their lungs as they wheezed. “The hell was that?” Weber croaked, putting voice to the thoughts in their collective heads. “My ex-girlfriend,” grunted Graves, and the other three took a moment to stare at him askance and he shrugged. “She had a thing for choking I didn’t appreciate, and I never want to see her again either.”

Tunstall rolled his eyes and pulled out his map. “Whatever the hell it is, it’s somebody else’s problem,” he said, voice scratchy as he notated the approximate location and hazard on the map before rolling it back up and shoving it in his pack. “We’ll pass it along and command can choose whether or not they wanna send a cleanup crew. Move out.”

Bruno pulled out his canteen as they started moving again, hoping the liquid would ease the knot in his chest. A few cautious sips did decrease the coughing somewhat, but not nearly so much as he had hoped. It felt like some kind of weight was sitting on his chest, and every time he took a deep breath the coughing threatened to return with a vengeance. He shared the canteen anyway, and both Tunstall and Graves gave him grateful nods while Weber just guzzled what was left.

It took them more than an hour before they found it. A road that was barely more than a dirt track with a truck sitting on it bearing the insignia of the 1st Marine Logistics division.

Their ride out.

The squad approached the truck warily, getting within ten yards of the thing before a head popped out of the back and yawned widely in his direction. “You’re a day laaaate,” yawned the fresh-faced corporal - Taggart, by his nametag - as he unfolded himself from the bed of the truck and stepped down onto the hard-packed earth. “What’s the pa-pa-paaaaassword?”

“Chartreuse,” Bruno grunted, and suppressed the impulse to wince. He sounded like he smoked twelve packs a day; what the hell had that shit done to him? Graves looked at him askance, but Weber was too busy coughing to add to the incredulity and Tunstall just flapped a hand at him.

Taggart didn’t seem to realize there was anything wrong and waved them lazily toward the truck. “One or two of you can ride up front with me if you want, or if you’d rather the bed’s probably still warm enough to sleep on though this road shakes you to shit. Dealer’s choice.” The man walked towards the front of the truck before any of them could answer and the four of them shared a look.

“Shotgun,” rasped Graves before anyone else could say anything, and headed for the front of the vehicle. Weber tried to object immediately, but couldn’t get out more than a furious squeak, which Graves ignored. Tunstall just watched him go and shrugged before leading the other two to the back of the truck.

Graves climbed into the cab beside Taggart, while the others piled into the bed and the man didn’t even wait for them to finish securing the canvas before he started the truck moving. Whatever he said was lost to the roar of the engine, and as the truck hit its first pothole Bruno resigned himself to a deeply unpleasant trip back to base.

It was going to be a long ride.
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“Sir, Sergeant Hamilton is here to see you.”

Colonel Thaddeus “Thunder” Jaxun pushed his sheaf of papers to the side and took a deep breath. This was one meeting he hadn’t been looking forward to, but could not, in good conscience, avoid. “Send him in.”


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Sergeant Bruno Hamilton waited patiently as Jaxun’s assistant of the week - a Pfc. Ritter - went to announce his arrival to Jaxun. He hadn’t scheduled a meeting - he’d only just heard what happened, and had only waited long enough that he had the full story from Phantom. Krieger had looked entirely too delighted as he told Bruno that the squad to which Graves and Tunstall had been appended was a week overdue and considered officially MIA; Bruno, newly returned from his own mission, had resisted slugging the smug smirk off his face with difficulty and had marched off to see Jaxun immediately.

Ritter walked out of the inner office and gave Bruno the nod; Bruno nodded back before he crossed the outer office in a few swift strides and fetched up against the outer edge of Jaxun’s imposing desk. Jaxun looked up and stood, the wrinkles on his face deepening as he caught Bruno’s rigid posture.

Bruno snapped a salute, falling back on deeply ingrained habits to keep himself together at the deep pity lurking in Jaxun’s eyes. “Sir,” he said, holding the salute until Jaxun returned it.

It wasn’t wholly procedure, but Bruno forged ahead anyway. He had to know, had to hear it from the colonel himself. “Sir, I have been informed that Alpha squad 3-C is currently considered missing in action.” Requesting the status of another squad on assignment was technically a violation of mission security; Graves and Tunstall’s conditions were, strictly speaking, none of Bruno’s business while he wasn’t actively out on a mission with them. But Bruno had to know, dammit, and Jaxun was the best man to ask.

Jaxun sighed heavily and sat back down at his desk. “Yes, Hamilton, I’m afraid so. The whole of squad 3-C failed to make their rendezvous with the main arm of operations and was declared MIA as of 2200 last night.”

Bruno’s mind raced. “Sir, I request permission to lead a recovery mission. I -” He stopped, unable to continue that line of thought through the buzzing in his ears, and Jaxun looked at him with a weary sort of sadness.

“Permission denied, Hamilton.” Bruno opened his mouth to protest, but Jaxun held up a hand and he held his peace. “Hamilton, I don’t doubt your capabilities, but your talents are required here. Moreover, their last known location is overrun and we don’t have any intelligence where they might have been taken.” Jaxun stood again, and got as far as putting a hand on Bruno’s shoulder.

“Sir. Permission for three days of leave.” Bruno wasn’t about to give up now; he could do a lot in three days, especially with all the favors he had yet to cash in at the motor pool from a few poker nights early on in his tenure when the guys hadn’t yet learned that he had no tells and would bluff as stone-facedly with a royal flush in his hand as he would with nothing but a pair of sevens. If he could get transport and see if he could squeeze any more detail out of Phantom -

“Denied. I need you here, Hamilton.” This time Jaxun was looking him right in the eyes, as if he could sense the track of Bruno’s thoughts. Bruno wanted to shift uncomfortably under that piercing gaze so full of sympathy that it cut to the quick, something he wouldn’t normally do even under torture, but he suppressed the urge ruthlessly. Any faltering now would put paid to any ideas he had about getting together a rescue for his missing teammates and friends.

“Sir, permission to speak freely.” It wasn’t a request Bruno made often or lightly. But this was Amos Fucking Graves and Jack Goddamn Tunstall; the former the bane of Bruno’s peace of mind and the latter the man who had asked him to stand as godfather to his future children when he finally got back to the states (after which the former promised to name his first kid after him. Even, he’d laughed, if the kid was a girl).

That wasn’t the kind of loyalty and friendship you repaid by sitting on your ass.

“Granted.” Jaxun’s eyebrows had gone up; apparently Bruno, of all people, asking to speak freely was something of a surprise to him.

“Sergeant Amos Graves and Captain Jack Tunstall are valuable assets to this unit, sir, and not trying to retrieve them is not an efficient use of resources.” Bruno’s mind was racing; he hadn’t actually expected to be granted permission to speak freely, so he had to come up with his argument on the fly. “Moreover, I am confident that, given three days and adequate transportation, I can retrieve both men with minimum use of resources. The overall efficiency of the unit would decrease in their absence, and their skills are an asset that would be hard to replace.” Words weren’t exactly Bruno’s strong point; when there were arguments to be made, he preferred to let his fists do the talking.

But that wouldn’t fly here, and all he could do was say his piece. Jaxun looked at him sorrowfully for a few long moments afterwards. “Ah hell. Hamilton, that was a long-ass speech. And you’re right, they will be missed; hell, I’m missing them already. But the long and the short of it is I can’t spare you. I was going to wait a few hours before giving you these orders, but there’s a major offensive set to go off before the end of the week. Your squad is going to be deployed ahead of the rest to soften the enemy line.”

Jaxun drew him over to the only other chair in the room and pushed Bruno into it; he sat woodenly, mind blank. “There’s just no time Hamilton; without your team - without you - things will go badly, and I can’t justify sending you on a mission that’s a wild goose chase at best when a lot of lives are depending on you here.” He waited a few seconds as if expecting Bruno to say something, but Bruno’s mind refused to think of any. That Jaxun, a man who had once sent three squads through a minefield and gotten everyone out the other side safely, thought it was a wild goose chase…

“Tell you what, though,” Jaxun said suddenly, turning back to his desk to make a note. “I’ll see if Lexington can get any information, and when you get back, if I have any actionable intelligence, you’ll be the first to know.”

He turned back and regarded the despondent form of Bruno with sympathy. “Hamilton, I’m truly sorry it has to be this way. But it’s all we can do, for them. For now. Dismissed.”

Bruno walked out silently; he had nothing left to say.
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Bruno looked up as Graves ran into the quiet room Bruno had chosen specifically so he wouldn’t be disturbed.

“What- ” he started to ask, but before he could even finish the question Graves was shoving a a box into his hands and running back out the door. Perplexed, he looked down at the box and nearly dropped it when he recognized Weber’s initials written so deeply on the cardboard they were almost carved through. It was the rare box of chocolates from Weber’s wife, which he had been lording over the others in the squad and generally been obnoxious about. So what the hell was Graves playing at?

Graves chose that moment to slip back into the room quietly, easing the door shut behind him like he was undoing a very fine wire on a very finicky bomb. Bruno held up the box with a raised eyebrow. A look of relief flickered over Graves’ face. “Oh good, I wasn’t sure if I gave him the slip before or after I ducked in here. I was lucky you were to guard it, I’ll just take that and put it somewhere safe,” so saying he made a grab for the box that Bruno moved out of the way at the very last second.

“Not so fast. What in the Sam Hill were you doing with Chisel’s chocolates? And what are you planning on doing with them next?” Bruno kept his face stern as he spoke, but inwardly he convulsed with laughter as Graves’ face pinched in consternation. Apparently he hadn’t thought Bruno would want to know these kinds of details before handing over the precious cargo.

“Well, see, he was doing that thing again - where he was parading around saying how fucking great the chocolate was and how much his wife looooooved him to send him such great damn chocolate and all that like he’s been saying for days and all that horseshit - and I’ve had it up to fucking here with his shit so I - ah! Dammit - grabbed the box and legged it. As for what happens next, well, I figure he owes me a bit of a tax for not stabbing him after his song and dance these last few days and then maybe he finds when I hang it halfway up the flagpole and maybe he doesn’t.” Graves kept his eyes on the box all throughout his speech, and made several unsuccessful grabs to try and reclaim his prize.

Keeping the smirk off his face with difficulty and ignoring the old by-now-familiar twinge at the thought of a wife waiting in the States for her soldier, Bruno pretended to think for a few minutes about the whole thing. “It seems like you might be on to something with that plan,” he said conversationally, pretending to tap the box on his chin like he was thinking very hard. “Except for the important fact that now I am in the possession of said box, and it is my moral duty to return stolen goods wherever I might find them.” Graves’ face was priceless, incredulity mixing swiftly with resignation to form a strange sort of half-grimace.

“C'mon Hammer, I know you’re as tired of Weber’s shit as I am,” it wasn’t quite a whine, but it got close and Bruno could feel the muscles twitching in his cheeks as he tried not to smile. Sensing victory, Graves pursued the point and impression like a panther on a wounded antelope. “‘My wife luuuuuuuvs me you should aaaaaaall have a wife that luuuuuuvs you.’ I don’t wannnnaaaaa hear moooore about the chocolate,” Graves was now full-on whining and Bruno couldn’t help the laugh the bubbled up from his chest at the younger man’s impression of the insufferably smug Weber.

“Fine, fine, you can have it back. If,” he held the box up warningly and Graves froze in mid-grab like a deer in the headlights, “you take latrine duty next three missions.” Bruno grinned smugly at Graves as the shorter man’s face worked through the five stages of grief in the span of maybe ten seconds.

“Fine,” he snapped and grabbed the box out of Bruno’s unresistant hand. “You know, the next time someone tells me you’re the nicest bastard in the squad I’m going to think of this moment and laugh myself sick at their expense.” With that pithy remark, Graves fled; presumably to try and hang the box on the flagpole before Weber caught up to him.

Bruno snorted and went back to cleaning the Beretta he had disassembled and laid out on the table; if Graves’ plan actually worked, he would be extremely surprised, and he looked forward to the terrible and creative punishment Weber would level.
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“Yeah! Get him!”

Bruno grinned as Graves cheered raucously from the sidelines, and his opponent snorted. Bruno was the biggest guy in the unit, but Pvt Danny Traverty gave him a run for his money. At just a hair shy of an inch shorter and maybe ten, fifteen pounds lighter, Traverty had come over in the latest round of recruiting from the 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing and had been assigned to one of the teams specializing in distraction and extraction. Said team had been very excited to have a big guy of their own, and - some boasting and taunting later - here they were.

Both Bruno and Traverty were stripped to the waist, hands wrapped more to prevent broken bones than to soften any blows. Bruno could hear Graves making audible bets, with a surprising number of enthusiastic takers given that Tunstall was lurking somewhere in the background, and he chuckled. If the betting got out of hand Tunstall would probably step in - he knew where the line was - but for now he seemed merely content to watch the goings-on.

PFC Francis “Laces” Turner - one of Hurley’s Shitkickers, and not in a cast for once which was unusual for him; Bruno’d never met a clumsier guy - gave the whistle, and the fight was on.

Traverty wasted no time in attack, driving straight for Bruno’s head with a right cross. Bruno dodged and counter-punched, which Traverty blocked. As they felt each other out, trading blow for blow, dodging some punches and blocking others, Bruno felt a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth; he hadn’t originally been keen on beating the shit out of some kid fresh from boot camp, but this guy didn’t seem quite as green as Bruno was expecting. Not that he was in Bruno’s league, of course; if this’d been a real fight, Bruno would have exploited the hell out of the guy’s tendency to put his blocks a bit too low and broken most of his ribs already.

But that wasn’t the purpose of this exercise, as far as Bruno was concerned. The other guys might’ve wanted to see which of the biggest guys on base was the better fighter, and Traverty was certainly putting in his best effort to lay Bruno out flat, but the way Bruno saw it this was an opportunity to learn for the new guy. It would be a disservice not to teach him a lesson now that he would otherwise learn later when a real enemy taught it to him.

The next time Traverty brought his arm up for a block - too low again, of course - instead of letting his blow glance away as he had earlier, Bruno bore down. Sure enough, the arm slipped and Bruno landed a solid blow to the guy’s collarbone. Traverty wheezed and fell back a step and Bruno shook his head. “You’ve been fighting short people for too long. Don’t let habit get in your way when you block or the next guy my size might not be as nice,” Bruno lectured, smirking as Traverty turned a dull red on his neck and Graves hooted with laughter.

The guy attacked again, strikes driving harder, punches more vicious, but - Bruno was pleased to see - his blocks in the correct position now instead of too low. Still, with the harder blows, Traverty was committing more of his weight forward instead of staying balanced, and if he just…

One blindingly quick move later and Traverty was on the floor, blinking up at the ceiling. Weber had joined Graves in cheering, but the mood on the other side of the room was beginning to turn surly. Bruno knew it was time to end the fight, before anyone got angrier than their common sense threshold. A quick glance at Tunstall netted him a slow nod and the beginnings of an amble towards Graves; the LT would make sure all bets were returned. Dropping his stance, he leaned down to offer Traverty a hand. “You did good, kid. A little more seasoning and we can try this again.” He kept his tone friendly, silently willing the kid to take the hand in the spirit it was offered.

No such luck. “I don’t need any help,” hissed Traverty, knocking Bruno’s hand away and shoving himself to his feet. Bruno raised his eyebrows and took a prudent step backward out of grabbing range.

“Fine. Good fight, kid. Let’s do this again sometime,” Bruno said, deliberately turning his back on the shorter man.

Graves’ warning shout was largely unnecessary as Bruno was already turning to meet the kid’s predictable-as-hell tackle, but the force drove him to the ground with a soft “oof!"

It devolved quickly from there, Traverty doing his best to wrestle Bruno into submission and Bruno taking exactly none of his shit. The pair of them rolled into the legs of someone else, and the whole thing snowballed into a free-for-all that only ended when Tunstall returned - having vanished at some point during the melee - with the MPs.

Some of the least dignified bruises Bruno’d ever gotten, and he ends up with as many demerits as his assailant. Go figure.
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“Hey.”

Weber glanced up at Bruno’s approach, but returned his attention to the gathering darkness in front of him as the sun slowly sank behind the horizon. A red sky at night, sailor’s delight.

“Hey.” Weber’s voice was dull, as lifeless as the concrete he was sitting on. Bruno came closer, inclining his head to the seat next to Weber and sitting when Weber gave him a vague wave. The concrete was still warm from the heat of the day, combining with the damp heaviness in the air into an atmosphere as soporific as it was stifling.

They sat in silence for several long moments before Weber sighed. “Do you ever wonder,” he said, determinedly not looking in Bruno’s direction, “why a good person gets shafted, and you’re the asshole who got away?” Bruno’s blood ran cold, even with the lingering heat, and he cut a glance towards Weber. Weber looked younger, somehow, than Bruno had ever seen him, even though he’d been part of the unit longer than Bruno had. There was a tired sadness in the creases of his face, visible still despite the dullness that hung over him like a shroud.

Bruno looked back out over the base as the gloaming settled in, shadows disappearing briefly before being thrown into sharp relief as the lights came on, and thought. “Yeah,” he said heavily. “Some days I see some kid - or what’s left of him - and wonder how I made it this far, and he didn’t.” Weber still wasn’t looking at him, so Bruno tried to find a way to continue his thought - emotions weren’t his strong suit. “But there’s nothing I can do except my best to make sure that doesn’t happen to some other poor kid. My not being here won’t bring him back.”

It sounded feeble, even to his own ears, and Weber just sighed again, the noise like the deflation of a nearly-empty balloon. “Yeah.” They sat in silence for several more minutes before Weber spoke again. “Do you think they’ll find anything, Bruno? About Jack? Or Amos?”

Bruno exhaled slowly, and looked up at the sky that was just beginning to show the first glimmerings of stars. “Yeah Fred. Jaxun’s on the case; if anyone can find them, it’s him.”
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“Nade!”

Bruno pulled back behind the corner he’d been shooting from at Weber’s shout, closing his eyes for a brief moment as the thrown explosive detonated with a bang and a shower of plaster dust. Leaning back around the corner for a quick look was enough to confirm that all the hostiles who’d been keeping them pinned were either completely down or disoriented enough to be out of the fight and a few quick rounds from Weber’s pistol was enough to put them down as well.

Bruno spared a quick glance for the other man; Weber had been uncharacteristically taciturn since they’d lost track of Tunstall and Graves nearly a month ago; their (hopefully) temporary replacements - one Cpl Sean “Shingle” McKinnon and one PFC John “Shade” Holland - were new to the unit and somewhat wrong-footed by Weber’s surly attitude. Bruno had made the effort to at least be civil to them, something Weber couldn’t seem to manage for all it wasn’t their fault that Tunstall and Graves weren’t there.

Still, whatever his personal feelings, Weber hadn’t let it affect his performance - which was more than Bruno could say for for some of the other men he’d seen similar shit happen to over the years. Gesturing for them to follow, Weber pushed down the hallway towards the next intersection which their intelligence suggested would take them directly to the stairs down into the lower levels.

Their objective in this particular facility was to retrieve a VIP, one Walter Roman - a civilian contractor - whose convoy had been ambushed a week earlier, suffering casualties in excess of 2/3rds of its complement and the man himself captured and brought - in a somewhat roundabout fashion - to the cells of the building they were in. An emphasis had been placed on speed over stealth, and without Tunstall’s tactical expertise and minute attention to detail, they’d gone in with a much rougher plan than usual.

Which in turn meant they went from covert to overt within five minutes of entering the building; if they hadn’t gotten a second team - under Sergeant Matthew “Apple” Tryon - to supplement Hurley’s team they likely would’ve been overrun by now. As it stood, Bruno was having doubts whether or not they’d find anyone left alive when they finally did reach the cellblock marked as the most probable location for Roman.

Still, they had to try and the stairwell was, by some miracle, clear of enemies when they finally reached it. They proceeded by fire and movement, Weber and McKinnon going first with Hollandand Bruno leapfrogging them down the three flights it took to reach bottom. On a count of three Weber breached the door and lead them into a long, featureless corridor whose off-white walls were only relieved by the iron doors inset into them at depressingly regular intervals. Fortunately the doors themselves each had view slots in them, so they didn’t have to open each one along the way.

In point of fact the first three proved empty, Weber checking them with a ruthless efficiency that was unleavened by his usual stream of complaints and lowbrow jokes. It worried Bruno in a way he couldn’t fully articulate, but he kept pace with his squadmate and the other two followed their lead in silence. Holland seemed untroubled, but McKinnon glanced back and forth between the two of them with a glint in his eyes that Bruno didn’t want to think about, and made comments at several points that fell into the heavy silence like deflated balloons, and by the second room had petered out completely.

The fourth room they hit paydirt.

Weber slammed the sliding port on the door open, peered into the room beyond…..and froze. For a long ten seconds he stared into the dimness beyond before scrambling at one of the many pouches attached to his belt. Bruno would have liked audible confirmation that they’d found the target, but let it go figuring that Weber wouldn’t breach a room without cause. Instead he turned toward the further end of the corridor while signalling McKinnon to cover the nearer in case the noise of the breaching explosive attracted unwanted attention.

The crack of the explosive blowing the lock echoed up and down the hallway, but nothing stirred at either end immediately. Bruno kept a wary eye out, though, until Holland’s voice echoed almost as loudly as the shot had.

“Holy shit.”

Bruno turned, frowning; Roman shouldn’t be in that bad a shape after only a week unless his captors had been stupid and bent more on doing damage than what ransom they could get for him. Holland was as pale as a sheet and Weber was nowhere to be seen. McKinnon was keeping his attention down his side of the hall in an admirable show of self-restraint; it took Bruno two tries to get Holland to switch places with Bruno himself so Bruno could see what all the noise was about. It sounded like someone in the cell was weeping?

He walked to the entrance and blinked his eyes to make them adjust to the dimmer light faster. It only took a few seconds for two gaunt and yet very familiar forms to become visible.

“Jesus H. Christ,” he said on reflex.

“Good to see you too, Hammer,” said a badly injured and yet somehow, miraculously, still alive, Tunstall.

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Bruno stopped just outside the closed door, heedless of the medical personnel moving up and down the corridor, and ran his fingers through his hair. This would be the first time he’d seen Tunstall or Graves since they got back to base, and Tunstall had specifically requested his presence. Straightening, he knocked once on the door.

“Come in.” The voice was a little hoarse but the words themselves were clear enough and Bruno pushed the door open. The sight that greeted him was much, much better than the last time he’d gone through a door to find Tunstall. The man was propped up in bed, the blinds on the window open to let in the early afternoon sun, and in that clean light the bandages wrapped around the stump of his right arm shone a bright white. More bandages peeked through the collar of his shirt, and a few stray butterfly bandages were scattered across his face.

Tunstall waited patiently while Bruno looked him over, a sort of determinedly relaxed look on his face, only smiling crookedly at Bruno when the younger man looked him in the eye again. “I know, not winning any beauty pageants, but at least I’m alive for it.” There was a gallows edge to the lightness in his tone that hinted at deeper waters underneath the veneer, but Bruno wasn’t about to go stirring up anything he didn’t have to, not after his failure of a heart to heart with Weber - was it only a few weeks ago? It seemed like far longer.

“Glad to see you’re awake,” Bruno ventured, matching Tunstall in tone. Tunstall had fallen unconscious on their exfiltration from the prison facility and had only woken a few times on their way back to base. The fact that he was now awake and mostly upright seemed a long way to have come in the few short days since their arrival.

Tunstall dipped his head, a shadow falling over his face. “Graves still hasn’t woken up then,” he said quietly, and Bruno could only shake his head mutely. Graves had been unconscious when they’d gotten into the cell and hadn’t woken up once along the trip back; they’d forced what food and water they could down his throat and had hoped for the best. When they’d arrived back the medicos had rushed him to the hospital immediately, and after almost thirty hours of surgery had put him in a room with machines that beeped every hour of the day and night.

Bruno knew because he’d contrived to stay in that room for almost twenty four hours straight before a corpsman had realized that he hadn’t actually left overnight and had kicked him out. He’d made daily trips back since then, fitting it around his regular duties as best he could. Jaxun had been extremely lenient on the matter, but Bruno didn’t like to take advantage. Graves wasn’t likely to wake up soon; Bruno’s presence or absence was probably irrelevant.

But that didn’t stop him from going.

Tunstall must’ve read something of that on Bruno’s face because he shook his head with real regret. “I thought as much. It explains these, certainly.” He reached awkwardly across himself as he spoke, going for a sheaf of papers sitting on the table by the right side of the bed and shuffling them as best he could one-handed before holding them out to Bruno. Bruno took them, and began glancing through them, his blood getting cooler with each page he read.

The topmost sheet was an honorable medical discharge for one Captain Jack Tunstall, injured in the line of duty. It only made sense - Tunstall was right-handed, after all, or had been - but it still hit like a gut punch. The next several sheets were legalese about that and all the missions he’d gone on for Jaxun’s Alpha Team, but it was the fourth one that really made Bruno’s heart stutter. It was travel orders for sending Jack Tunstall and Amos Graves back to the States on the convoy heading to the international airport in four days.

Bruno looked up and held up the page and Tunstall made a helpless gesture with his one remaining hand. “We’re both going to need a hell of a lot of care, Hamilton. The kind of long-term stuff that just can’t be provided by a front-line hospital. They need these beds for men who have a decent shot at getting up and heading back out to rejoin the fight,” his voice was unbearably gentle and Bruno exhaled sharply through his nose.

“I know,” he said quietly. And he truly had known that neither man was ever likely to be fit for duty again. Graves wasn’t obviously missing any limbs, but there’d been injuries on his front and back that had been sewn up with surgical stitching even before they’d got there. What had actually been done to him Bruno didn’t know, and being left guessing was almost worse than knowing.

Still, he’d held on to one tiny, stupid shred of hope.

“It’s why I asked you to come,” said Tunstall quietly, interrupting Bruno’s thoughts, and Bruno raised an eyebrow at him. Tunstall sighed. “It’s Chisel - Fred.” He paused for a moment as if to collect his thoughts. “We actually came from the same unit, years ago, and were among the first Jaxun handpicked when he was forming Alpha Squad. We’ve been on the same team ever since.” His brow wrinkled. “I know him. When he found the orders…he didn’t react well.” Bruno’s eyebrows came together with an almost audible click and Tunstall shook his head. “Not like that. He doesn’t hold a grudge, but I know him. Doing something stupid to get sent home is right in his wheelhouse, but it’s a damned fine line between injured and dead.”

He looked Bruno square in the eye. “So I’m asking you to keep an eye on him. He knows how to do his damn job, but….he may not have his own best interests in mind. See what I’m saying?” Tunstall made a vague gesture that seemed designed to encompass the whole of Frederic “Chisel” Weber and Bruno nodded.

“Yeah. I see what you’re saying.” He’d seen it in the weeks before Tunstall and Graves had been recovered. That deadly, taciturn seriousness that was at once eminently practical and utterly reckless, the kind of actions that sacrificed personal safety for efficiency; he’d seen it in spades.

Tunstall nodded in his own turn and held out his hand. Bruno hesitated for a moment before reaching out and taking it for a firm shake. His only warning was a gleam of mischief in Tunstall’s eyes before the other man pulled him close and put what was left of his right arm around Bruno. The hug was as brief as it was unexpected, Tunstall releasing him as suddenly as he’d hugged him. He brought his left arm up in an awkward salute, and held Bruno’s gaze until Bruno returned it.

“Sergeant Hamilton, it’s been an honor.”
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Bruno set the box of cans in the Jeep-esque vehicle and headed back inside the bunker.

Zenda had come to them as a group two days ago, and told them they would have to leave the place they’d been staying in for the past few…..weeks? (it was hard to tell days from nights in a place that didn’t seem to have a sky so much as it had a direction upward and a color above that never varied) would be going back to where it had come from, and they needed to move everything out or risk losing it. As bug-out orders went, it was nice that they had this much warning; it was not so nice in the fact that they had six pieces of large and heavy equipment to move as well as as much food as they could fit in whatever space was in the Jeep thing.

Bruno passed Aquamarine and Dr. Clarkson sitting on a recently-emptied shelf with their heads together talking quietly. He could only hope Aquamarine was getting the help necessitated by the nine weeks she’d spent in solitary.

Jesus.

It gave him a shivery feeling just thinking about it; solitary was never fun, and his stints had never been for longer than 72 hours. Nine weeks….it didn’t bear thinking about. Besides, Aquamarine had seemed some reasonable degree of stable when they were out on mission together. Hopefully that trend continued.

Seeing them together reminded him of the fourth member of their bug-out squad - Zenda had gone back to the city, and Andi with him, which worried Bruno but there was nothing to be done about it right this second - and he turned towards the wall that had the metapods lined up against it. There was some sort of strange-looking sled hooked to the Jeep outside that they were supposed to load them up on, though how they were supposed to get them that far Bruno wasn’t sure. He could lift a lot more weight now, true, but he wasn’t sure it was that much more weight.

Walking over he found Thomas half-concealed behind the furthest, sitting and staring at it like it held the secrets of the universe and would impart them if he just stared hard enough. Given his state of - for lack of a better term - being when Bruno had first met him, coupled with his current state and the things he’d said back in Hawaii….Bruno had heard similar things in ‘Nam, and after, and he remembered exactly how that had ended for far too many of them.

Bruno wasn’t the guy you went to to talk about feelings; he was the guy you went to to determine how much ordinance you needed to bring down a bridge or had a building you didn’t want to be there any more. He got more out of shooting practice with Andi - kid could hit every shot but her form and disregard for weapon safety would have his old Gunny spinning in his grave - than he had out of the few awkward, stilted talks he’d tried with her.

But Thomas didn’t look like the kind of person who’d enjoy taking potshots at - on Zenda’s insistence - empty cans out behind the bunker, so talking it was. Hopefully this turned out better than the last time he’d tried having a heart-to-heart with someone who had a long way to fall.

“Hey,” he said as he came to a stop a few feet away from where Thomas sat, and the man started like he hadn’t heard anyone approaching at all. “Bruno? Have you loaded all the food then? Except perhaps the bread; if we could contrive to leave the canned bread here I don’t think anyone would miss it terribly.” Thomas ran at the mouth like he’d explode if he held any words back, yet he almost always avoided any talk about himself if he could at all avoid it.

Bruno had met a few guys like that, way back, who’d talked as much as they possibly could so you wouldn’t notice when their hands shook and their breath came short. Guys like that, it was always easiest to try and fill in the picture by when they changed the subject - though Bruno’d never been sure what to do with that picture once he had it.

“Most of the food is loaded, we’ve just got to figure out how to move these things,” he tapped on the pod for emphasis and Thomas nodded, mouth already open to expound on his ideas on the topic no doubt, but Bruno cut him off. “Have you talked to Dr. Clarkson yet?” It wasn’t what you’d call a circumspect kind of approach, but then Bruno wasn’t what you’d call a circumspect kind of guy. See the mission, do the mission, move on to the next mission.

Thomas didn’t seem to appreciate it. He smiled and half-laughed like Bruno’d said something funny, but the smile didn’t reach his eyes and something glittered in the back of his gaze that concerned Bruno. “Oh no, she’s been far too busy. It’s quite rude to interrupt someone mid-conversation, you know, and we’ve had to pack and move everything in such a hurry that there really hasn’t been time to chat.” Thomas paused for breath and Bruno opened his mouth to interject, but Thomas steamrolled on. “In fact, speaking of rudeness, it was quite rude of Zenda to order us to move and then not stay to help. After all, he and I spent a good deal of time setting up this bunker in the first place and when we move we will, inevitably, have to rearrange everything when he gets to wherever he’s sending us. He’s quite fussy about where his equipment goes, and I do mean that in every sense of the word.”

Bruno blinked, and Thomas flapped a hand at him. “Never mind. As I said, there is simply too much to do for me to take up any of Dr. Clarkson’s time when it may be more beneficially spent doing other things. Speaking of, have you tried lifting one of these pods? I seem to recall you didn’t have much trouble with those cuffs a few days ago, and while these seem quite heavy they are, in fact, largely hollow. I believe you should be able to lift them one at a time to transport them out to the antigrav sled Zenda provided us; where he got it from, I shudder to think, but it should perform adequately for our purposes.”

He gestured at the pod in front of him, and Bruno eyed it dubiously, before looking back at Thomas. “She’d make time for you, if you asked. You’re a valuable part of this team, and I’m pretty sure she’d call you a friend if anyone inquired. Think about it."

Without waiting for a reply - though Thomas seemed to have been struck temporarily dumb at Bruno’s response - Bruno bent and heaved on the base of the pod. It was heavy, nearly more than he could lift let alone carry, and balancing it was awkward as hell. Still, Bruno’d hauled some heavy and awkward loads in his life, and he set off across the bunker to deposit the pod on the sled.

He could only hope Thomas would listen to sense, and talk to someone more qualified to help than Bruno was. Before the man did something he and everyone else would regret.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=149#p149 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:42:12 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=149#p149
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=150#p150 Spoiler
Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune–without the words,
And never stops at all.

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Garrett lay in bed and stared at the featureless ceiling. He did that a lot on days when he didn’t have training or a fight; sometimes he switched things up by staring at the equally featureless walls. The five by seven foot cell that his owners kept him in when they didn’t need him for anything offered not nearly enough room to pace and so Garrett spent most of his time laying in the bed and staring at the nothing-much that was the whole of the cell.

He used to spend his time here plotting. Plotting his revenge against the wispy almost-men that captured him and brought him here, revenge against the owners who’d bought and sold him, countless escape plans that took him back to the idyllic fields of home - but he’d given that up long ago. Nowadays he mostly thought about nothing much at all, his mind as blank and as dull as the walls around him.

It hadn’t always been this dull; the previous owners he’d had had thought that mental stimulation would make him a better competitor and had given him all sorts of things to keep him busy. Mostly exercise equipment and video games designed to enhance his reflexes, sure, but that had at least been something to do. Those days had ended when that compound had been raided and destroyed, and Garrett had been taken as spoils and sold to his current owners.

Garrett sighed and rolled over to stare at the featureless wall. No point in thinking about what had been. No point in worrying about the future either; he’d fight until someone got in a lucky punch and then he’d die. He’d thought of throwing matches to make it happen faster, but the nanites in his bloodstream boiled at any sign of weakness and he’d discarded those thoughts too.

He blinked slowly, more for the dryness in his eyes than out of any real desire to move, and in between the closing of the lids and the opening of them again, something changed. The wall he stared at now - the wall he’d stared at for, gods, years - was no longer featureless. Now there was something on it.

He blinked again but the image didn’t go away. He reached up and rubbed his eyes; still the image stayed stubbornly on the wall. He sat up. The image was still there. Slowly he stood and walked over with knees that felt like they were made of water. The image remained. His knees gave out when he stood right in front of the wall. Now on a level with his eyes, the image remained.

Garrett reached out with trembling fingers to trace the symbol, completely unfamiliar and yet strangely compelling. The image remained under his fingers, even as he scrubbed his hands over it desperately. Garrett let his eyes and hands fall from the symbol to the words printed underneath. His hands shook as he traced the old familiar loops and whorls of his home, a script he’d never thought to see again.

Hex is Hope.

Garrett wanted to laugh. He wanted to cry. He wanted to scream until his vocal cords tore themselves to shreds. He wanted to make whoever put this here in this featureless hell bleed. He wanted to clutch their hands and weep in gratitude. He wanted to tear down this terrible, impossible place brick by brick until his fingers bled and the sands swallowed everything whole.

He wanted to go home to his brothers and his father and his mother.

Garrett’s hands clenched into fists as the comfortable, grey numbness that had settled onto him like a funeral shroud shredded like fog in the daylight and the vibrancy of life that had been crushed out of his soul by the - gods above, years - he’d spent in this place lit like a flame. He screamed, not caring that no-one would hear him through the deathly silence of the soundproofed walls.

Someone cared, cared enough to leave him something in this soul-destroying monster of a place, and damn the monsters who had made it necessary. He slumped against the wall, panting for breath, and ran his fingers again and again over that script, that little piece of home.

Hex is Hope.

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In a comfortably-appointed bathroom high above the mean streets below, Danica dabbed blood from her face as she examined the remnants from her last fight in the mirror. A black eye that was puffing magnificently, a shallow cut that ran along her temple, and mottled bruising around her throat - it had been close. Too close. And yet not close enough

She didn’t look herself in the eye as she applied the nanite-laden bruise cream to her throat and points northward. Her opponent had given nearly as good as he’d gotten, and it had only been her avatar’s ability to toughen skin to the point of steel that had allowed her to get a knife-handed blow into his midsection and leave him to bleed out on the floor of the arena. The cheering crowd had left her feeling as hollow as her opponent had ended up, and her owner’s disappointment in her performance had manifested in repeated applications of a neural whip.

She couldn’t complain; his way of expressing his pleasure in her victories when she did well left her wishing the neural control input would let her die on her own hand.

After finishing with the nanite gel she started the shower and spent the three allotted minutes scrubbing vigorously before the water shut off and the dermal cleansing lasers took over. The soap and water was evaporated as the laser grid moved slowly from her head to her toes, and the liquid reclamation fans whirred gently in the ceiling as they drew all the leftover moisture into the condenser shafts. The thick, humid air was quickly displaced in favor of the bone-dry dust that was the only natural atmosphere in ARENA - though Danica was enough of a pilot that her room was temperature controlled to something slightly cooler than the choking heat of this awful place.

She walked into her bedroom and her attention was immediately arrested by the words scrawled over her chest of drawers. They hadn’t been there when she’d first gotten back after the “instructions” from her owner, of that she was absolutely certain. And the script was familiar, the words themselves written in a hand she knew - one she hadn’t seen in far, far too long.

Hex is Hope.

Danica walked over, almost hypnotized by the words and the strange symbol above them. She reached out with trembling fingers to the words, written in a messy script that was reminiscent of - had to be - her youngest child’s handwriting, and flinched when her fingers touched the surface; she almost expected them to electrocute her, for daring to reach out at all. But the section of wall that bore the inscription felt like any other piece of wall, the surface unchanged beneath her fingers, and she couldn’t bear it.

The wail that left Danica’s throat was almost inhuman, a ragged shriek of grief and desolation as she sank to the floor. Tears streamed down her face as memories she had long repressed floated to the surface. Memories of soft yellows and browns, of the waving grain jouncing as her children ran through it and laughed, of her own laughter joining theirs as she ran behind them, ducking and weaving through the branches hidden beneath the waving heads of grain. Of a time when her life had meaning beyond the roar of the crowd, the feeling of blood beneath her fingernails, the fear of what her owner would do next.

She wept, sobs wracking her chest even as tears flowed freely down her face. Yet she embraced the pain, welcomed it like an old, forgotten friend, and eventually the tears subsided and sobs eased and she was left staring at the words and symbol as her breathing hitched unevenly. Her chest was lighter than it had been in some time, unable to tear her gaze from the unfamiliar words in the tantalizingly familiar script.

Hex is Hope.

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In a dark and nameless pit somewhere inside the compound of a wealthy Collyseum notable, Kzzkvns slumped silently. Its forelimbs coated in the blood of its most recent opponent, and its wings motionless along its thorax, it might very well have been a very gruesome statue save for the subtle expansion and contraction of its midsection as it breathed. The pit was silent, though a gentle breeze wafted gently around the seven foot tall wasplike humanoid standing at the center.

Kzzkvns supposed it had done well in its most recent fight, though time in the pit passed strangely and it could not say how long ago that fight had been. Nor could it remember much about the fight itself; once the angry, danger-warning chemicals are pumped into the pit it never remembers much of anything at all. The fighting instincts take over and the remembering is put away until it is safe to do so again.

Still, Kzzzkvns was standing and did not have any pain-scent emanating from anywhere, and the food provided had been a much greater quantity than usual. The ones who came sometimes to watch from behind the smooth-cold-mineral section had smelled of smug satisfaction as well, strongly enough to be sensed over the constant wind of chemical despair-sadness-mourning that swirled into the pit from small vents near the top.

Once, it had fought against the dragging chemical scents. Once, it had tried to fly up and out of the pit and back to the hive that it had spawned from. Once, it had screamed in defiance and flared pheromones strong enough to make a warrior-drone flinch away if one had been there. No longer.

Now it stood quiescent, antenna flooded with artificially created despair; a sinking, stinking darkness deeper than even the lightless pit around it could provide. Kzzkvns rarely bothered adjusting its antennae, now, preferring to conserve energy for those times when it could not, when the ones who owned it made it fight in pointless battles that brought no food to the hive against creatures that did not threaten it. It did not understand why it fought any more than it could resist the chemical smog that clouded its days.

Today, though, there was something different. A lighter tone in the drifting stink, a bright note like a ray of sunshine peeking through black storm clouds; something that had most certainly not been there before. For the first time in - days? weeks? It did not know - Kzzkvns moved without prompting. Its antenna waved, trying to locate the new scent, and eventually it stepped toward a patch of wall that had never before born the chemical markers that now drifted from it. It was message-scent, such as it had not known in this strange place that seemed to deal more in concepts than in words.

Uppermost was math - an octagon containing a box, which in itself contained boxes. Such clear math cut through the drifting fog of manufactured sadness and made the message beneath it shine with a much greater clarity. Three words, with the first holding the flavor of the last though they were not the same composition. The middle was a statement of firm being, of a truth so indelible as to be incontrovertible.

Hex is Hope.

Kzzkvns did not know what a Hex was, nor what it might have to do with the symbol above, but hope….It reached out with one long, claw-tipped forelimb and brushed the Hex-word lightly. The hope-scent would bring down retribution upon it, this had been taught over and over again, but to its delight the Hex-scent clung to the claw-tip and nothing happened. No alarms shook its frame, no pain-scents triggered sympathetic responses in its nervous system. Nothing.

Slowly it brought the claw to its face and traced the hive-mark there with this clean, hopeful scent. The scent left upon the wall seemed undiminished, and for the first time in too long it brought its forelimbs up to groom, the palps of its mouth methodically beginning to remove the dried blood. It continued to groom long after the blood-smell and fear-scent of alien creatures faded from its limbs. Now it touched the wall again and again and again and again, spreading the Hex-smell and mind-clearing math-scent all over itself. No matter how much it used, the scent upon the wall remained undiminished, and when it had finally finished coating itself it looked - for the first time in a very, very long time - up to the mouth of the pit and the strange sky beyond and knew light.

Hex is Hope.

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Cysud Warmheart did not shiver as his breath puffed out in front of him in a white fog.

His new owner had only come lately to the city - or had spent a great deal of time in another metaverse until recently. She still bore the scent trails of green and growing things, and did not wholly smell of the dead sands that made this place. It was she who had commanded he be placed into this cold, cold box of a room; his previous owner had simply kept him chained hand, mouth, and foot.

In truth he could not say which he preferred. The cold made him sluggish and sleepy, but the chains had jangled and chafed; when it came right down to it, anything was preferable to the cage of electricity his first owner had used that had kept him trapped in a space far too small for one of his bulk. Such was the way of owners, each taking him with little knowledge of what they held and then forcing him to fight like a dog for their amusement.

He supposed he should be angry about it, but his anger had burnt out long ago. The angry ones raged, and wasted their strength trying to fight those who could not be fought. Most of the time they died choking on their own blood in the dead sands, with those that didn’t die there being put down like rabid animals by guards whose job it was to slaughter without batting an eye. Cysud and those longer-lived knew better than to think rage would solve anything; it was riding that fine line of being just good enough not to be made into stew meat and being just bad enough not to attract the attention of Those On High that let you live the longest.

Cysud was a master of riding the line; he knew when to stop, and when to push an advantage, and never mind what his owners said when he lost. Pain meant you were still alive, after all, and surviving was the most you could hope for out of a day in ARENA.

He sighed and moved the covers on the deep heat-sensing sockets his race had instead of eyes. The room was dull and grim, with the viewing ports clearly outlined in raised temperatures but showing no silhouettes of warm-blood green or working-machinery yellow at this time of the morning. The fading cloud of his breath showed in a dim green haze that faded rapidly to the otherwise uniform grey of the room around him, and more to entertain himself than anything he huffed out another green-warm cloud before a sudden spike in temperature drew his attention to the furthest corner of his cell.

The raised temperature was uneven but bright, and his breath caught in his throat as he drew closer and saw the heat-runes of his people. The symbol above meant nothing to him, but the ones below were as near to him as his own heart and the fact that it took him several long moments to decipher them made his soul ache.

Hex is Hope.

Cysud laughed, an ugly, ragged sound that tore at the air like a sob. This was Collyseum, the festering pustule at the heart of ARENA, and he’d been here for enough centuries to know that there was no hope here. There was nothing but blood and pain and loss.

He huffed a yellow-green breath that hazed the words without concealing them before deliberately turning his back and re-covering his sockets. If there was one thing that got you killed faster in Collyseum than anger, it was hope. Hope made you do stupid shit like stage a revolt, or bite the hand that fed you. Hope was a fool’s desire and a dream so far gone you’d have to have been here before the city rose to find even an inkling of it.

Cysud willed himself back to sleep even as the simple message blazed a warm spot on his hide and his dreams filled with the sound of wings and the warmth of a real sun.

Hex is Hope.

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Hessia’s ears flicked as she prowled around the room.

Something was different today; in the six days since she’d been taken from her home by those, those things, the room she had been thrown into hadn’t changed in the slightest. A hard metal floor which made her feet ache after walking for too long, yet she could no more stop pacing than she could have given up her fur; that floor, four walls, and a ceiling made up the whole of the place, with some strategic holes for waste disposal and the input of food. She’d clawed the hand that first pushed in some deeply unappetizing foodstuffs bloody, and thereafter the food had been pushed in using some sort of pole that she usually savaged anyway to make a point.

But today something was different. The hackles along her spine rose as she paced and paced and paced; food had not yet been put in for the day but it wasn’t the appointed time for that. The water in the container was low, but it would refill from a tube in the bottom - she had seen it happen. She was still trapped in this unfamiliar place that stank of death, but the moment the door opened she had a plan about that - one much better thought out than her last three escape attempts.

On her fourth turn across the cell, she spotted something. Something that had not been there the last time she’d walked the length of the cell. Approaching carefully, she nearly shrieked in rage as the script of her home became clear underneath a meaningless symbol.

Hex is Hope.

A curse was hope? It was some sort of trick! Howling in fury she leaped forward and set her claws to the metal. The noise was horrific, keratin dragging over stainless steel, and she flattened her ears but kept going. How dare they! How dare they mock her with false promises after trapping her here! She was strong, her claws were sharp, and she refused to let this affront stand.

Finally Hessia fell back, panting heavily even as blood dripped from her paws where some of her claws had shredded down to the quick or torn the skin around where they anchored to her fingers. The wall was a mess, deep gouges criss-crossing in bloody streaks over dents large enough to be considered a crude form of shelving, and she felt a momentary flicker of pride at the damage done. If her claws could do that to steel, then they would do as much to her captors when she caught them.

That pride was lost in confusion, however, as she beheld the words that were still there, the symbol above them still perfectly symmetrical despite the gouges and dents that marred the surface it rested upon. None had entered to repair it, yet here it was. She approached the wall slowly, tail still and puffed out. Her captors had not done this?

Hessia reached out and traced the words with one trembling, bleeding finger. Hex meant curse, and yet the declivation markers on the symbol that comprised the whole of that word meant a noun. A Name. She had thought that it was simply a case of poor writing, and yet with the evidence before her she had her doubts. Magic wasn’t unknown to her people, though the stories she’d heard had always been more to do with fire than this kind of spell. A malediction of fire was one thing, but the power to embed words into the very essence of an object? That was a power she knew not, and one her captors hadn’t shown at all.

Slowly she closed her eyes and prayed to any god that would listen that this curse would be for her enemies, and that the hope it brought would be the fire that would bring her home.

Hex is Hope.

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And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=150#p150 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:44:00 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=150#p150
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=151#p151
Spoiler
…the play’s the thing
Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the King.


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The silence had been the worst part. The tired, defeated silence that had weighed over the holding areas like a funeral pall - that, that was the part Doris had hated most of all.

She’d had friends, a loving husband, three lovely children, a house in the suburbs kept to the latest standards, the perfect life as prescribed by The Party to which she was a longstanding member. Her days had been filled with the chatter of her neighbors, the piping voices of children, and the pleasant baritone of her husband’s voice. Hollywood Star Playhouse and Hopalong Cassidy on the radio in the afternoons, and the Ed Sullivan show in the evenings on the TV set that was the envy of the neighborhood.

She’d been on her way to a Party meeting when she’d been taken, the awful shades swallowing her screams even as they tore her away from everything she knew and loved. That silence had stayed, even when the shades themselves dumped her with some shady-looking men in greasy shirts. Oh she’d made plenty of noise, but the men had ignored her. They’d sold her in the bowels of this horrendous city, and even the negotiations had been a quiet susurrus.

She’d tried making friends with some of the others before her first match, but most had simply looked at her dumbly - with a scattered few who sneered at her attempts or given her deeply sympathetic looks. She hadn’t known, then, why they acted so, but had determinedly filled up the silence with the kind of polite small talk that had been drilled into her since she was a little girl.

And then she’d won her first fight.

It hadn’t been easy; for all she’d bonded as well as she’d married - and she’d married quite well, thank you very much - Doris wasn’t a fighter. Hadn’t been a fighter. But she liked living more than she hated fighting, and when the chips went down so did her opponent. She’d walked out of the makeshift arena in a daze, blood drying on her clothes and under her fingernails, and other pilots had shied away - save one, who had simply met her gaze and nodded sadly. His match had been next, and she’d watched him be flayed alive with a kind of dull numbness.

She’d stopped talking to the other pilots after that. Waiting to get pushed into a meat grinder wasn’t exactly the time or place to discuss the latest gelatin recipes or what the well-dressed man was wearing these days.

And then, something had……changed.

It started with the symbol. In her little shoe box of a cell, on the corners of walls in the pilot holding areas, somehow woven into the mats of the training area her owner used - overnight the symbol flowered. Hex is Hope. And it had spread, carved into doors and furniture by the nervous, sprayed large across walls and fences by the foolish, stitched into hems and collars by the cautious - now it was everywhere. Hex is Hope.

And then, at some point, the stories had started.

Doris lived for the stories, drinking them in greedily like she had done so long ago to the latest neighborhood gossip, and passing them along to anyone who would listen. Doris had forgotten how much she loved to talk to people who would listen. It was never a sure thing, who was going to be at which tournaments - and how their owners felt about them having universal translators - but Doris managed to gather a tenuous gossip circle that she honestly would have been ashamed to claim if she had been home, but was precious beyond measure in this miserable place.

And so they talked, arena monitors frequently having to prod them to get them out the gate at the last second. Gael, Mortimus, Phanex, Tigure, Ishi, P'f’t'gh, Rhombus Trapezoid Circle, Motes of Sunbeam Dust - and Doris at the head of the group, regaling them with the tales she’d heard from others and chattering away at how the pilots had done this or that, and how they could have done things differently, and what they were wearing and all manner of juicy things.

For the first time, in a very long time, Doris was living.

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Hristiana glanced around furtively as she undid a roll of cloth from around her waist.

If her owners found it, she would be very, very dead - but more than that, it was private. It was hers alone, and while it felt a little silly in the face of all that Collyseum represented, she loved it.

Her people were a proud warrior race, and combat - especially single combat - was considered to be the highest form of devotion one could show to the gods who demanded blood, sweat, and tears in exchange for good harvests, easy births, and few diseases. Every year hundreds of young men, women, envions, and orvays fought to the death on the warm sands and watered the thirsty ground with their blood. Hristiana herself had won several bouts during those festivals, and had been chosen for the honor of the Deep Knowledge, to hold and pass on to the next generations, when she had been taken.

It had been something of a shock, when she had been entered into her first tournament, the sheer lack of proper respect and reverence for the proceedings. No gongs were rung, no gods named, honored, or invoked, no songs sung, no declarations were spoken. Instead, a loud buzzer had sounded and two looked-like-men had engaged in tearing each other apart like animals. Hristiana had been horrified, and had tried to start the proper rituals before her own fight was called, that she might not die disrespectful to her gods.

But her opponent hadn’t known any more about fighting than he seemed to have knowledge of how fights should be conducted, and Hristiana had been trained to fight since she could hold a training weapon over her head. The fight had been over quickly, and she had gone on to win several more before it finally sank in that these fights were different, and she was a very long way from home.

At first she had tried to go through all the proper rituals before each fight, making small flags with the gods’ symbols out of scraps of cloth, saving libation from her meals, and going through as much litany as she could before her name was called and she was put into the arena. Eventually her indulgence in ritual dwindled to just the litanies and finally, as the gods remained silent, nothing at all.

And then something had changed.

Hristiana looked down at the roll of cloth as she laid it out, the symbol at the top embroidered painstakingly to mirror the one burned into walls, written into floors, and made in the shadows cast by the hanging lights. By itself, the symbol did very little beyond break through the miasma of grief and despair that had anchored itself to every wall and strut of this cursed place. But the words that had followed it, the stories writ large into the dry air of this world……There was a power to those.

Hristiana took a deep breath.

“O Hex Destiny, from whom all hopes flow, look upon this soul and grant peace in this dark time. Elliana, Mistress of Light, shine upon the way forward. Johnny Appleseed, bring softness to the road and guide my heart where it needs to go. Jack Kershaw, lend your strength to my arms, that I may survive this fight…”

Hristiana continued speaking carefully, making sure to get the tenses exactly right even as her fingers traced the symbols embroidered in the fabric. It was more out of respect than fear of retribution, but it was important. The words mattered.

The gods she’d known all her life were left behind; they could neither hear nor avail her at this far-flung locale. But here, now, in this dread place, new exemplars had arisen. New hope had sprung from barren sands. And all around her, voices unused for decades spoke stories of those who fought the darkness and prevailed.

Hex is Hope.

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Daveon wasn’t sure the lady was real.

To be fair, seeing that-which-wasn’t had been a problem of his long before he’d been dragged to this dry, overheated hellhole, but it was much worse here. He’d almost been killed in his first match here because he couldn’t tell which opponent was really gunning for him and which was just a trick of his eyes; it’d been sheer dumb luck that had had him falling on his duff as his real opponent went sailing over his head and the not-there ones grabbed each other to fight it out.

Daveon had never figured out if it was shades of the past he saw, or reflections of the future - or even just hallucinations produced of his own deranged mind. Not that it made any material difference to him right now; as long as the collar was around his neck, he couldn’t do anything about what he saw anyway. And anyway most of the time the hallucinations did what everyone else did; sit around and hang their heads as if the weight of the world rested on them.

But the lady was different. For one thing, she didn’t have a collar on; collars were cheap and effective, and the preferred method of controlling slaves at the tournaments Daveon competed in. For another, she was going around touching people. Well, putting her hand near them, anyway; they never seemed to react to her presence and she’d sigh and move on.

Daveon couldn’t help but stare. She was probably the most fascinating thing that’d ever happened in this sorry excuse for a pilot readying room, and he was bored out of his mind. She wasn’t beautiful - not enough eyes for a start, just the one pair - but she was interesting. Of course, interesting got you killed around here but Daveon had reached the end of that rope long ago.

He stiffened as she caught his eyes, and a smile slowly blossomed on her face as she made her way over to him. Planting herself firmly in front of Daveon, she regarded him for several long seconds before holding out her hand. Daveon reached for it cautiously, but wasn’t surprised when his hand went right though. Not real, then.

“Monday.”

The voice was as unexpected as her appearance had been, and Daveon felt his eyeridges climbing toward the top of his head. Still, it would be rude not to reply and he was still bored.

“Daveon.”

She smiled. “Daveon. It’s a good name.”

“Only one I have.”

it was a stupid thing to say, and Daveon kicked himself mentally. Still, Monday didn’t seem to mind as she settled next to him on the bench he’d been lounging on. He politely moved his tail out of the way, though she didn’t seem to need the space.

“Would you like to hear a story?”

Her voice was soft, yet even with the crowd cheering away at some poor idiot’s demise he heard her perfectly. He looked at the ceiling for a long moment - some enterprising person had managed to crudely carve Hex is Hope up there, huh - before mentally shrugging and turning back to her.

“Sure. Haven’t heard anything good in a while.”

Too long a while. She seemed to hear what he didn’t say and she smiled a soft, nearly sad smile.

“Well, once upon a time in a Metaverse far, far away, there were five beautiful girls whose chosen mission was to defend the universe from evil in all its many, creeping forms…”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=151#p151 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:48:52 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=151#p151
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Emma Tomlinson unlocked the front door with her key and entered the house quietly as the school bus pulled away from the curb outside.

Her mother had given her the key at the start of the school year, declaring that since she’d graduated kindergarten with flying colors, she was old enough and responsible enough to have a key of her own. Emma privately suspected the real reason her mother had gotten her the key was so she could take the bus home instead of having to be picked up and dropped off all the time. On nice days like today it wasn’t so bad, but on the hot days it was pretty miserable. Still, it was better than walking - the one time Emma had tried that, she’d stopped to rest halfway home and had ended up nodding off. The resulting scolding from when she’d finally arrived back at the house late enough in the afternoon that Daddy was home had not been worth it, and she hadn’t tried again.

Voices from the living room interrupted her train of thought, and a quick peek confirmed that her mother was in what looked like another serious, boring meeting. She was dressed up nice, anyway, and sitting straight-backed on her armchair with a laptop balanced across her knees, her tablet in one hand and her phone shining from where it rested on the arm of the chair.

“I’m telling you, we spent 38,000 last year for twelve licenses to a sandbox environment we never used. Not one login, the whole year! We need to amend the contract to…”

Emma tuned her out and walked into the kitchen, putting her school backpack down on one of the chairs. There wasn’t much in it today, just her drawings book and her pencil case. There’d been a test today, and then they’d gone over it in long, boring detail, so Emma hadn’t bothered to bring any of her other books. Which was good, because it left plenty of room for snacks.

Walking over to the fridge, it took some tugging to get it open but Emma managed it without too much fuss. Her mother didn’t even pause in her statements at the noise of the door opening, and Emma heaved an internal sigh of relief as she reached in and pulled out the plastic bag with today’s snack inside. She couldn’t help the big smile that pulled at the corners of her mouth; since she didn’t have homework today, she could go see her good friend Growly! Growly loved snacks.

Putting the bag in her backpack, Emma slid it back onto her shoulders and padded quietly into her mom’s line of sight. Her mom hated to be interrupted during Important Meetings, but she disliked it more when Emma slipped off without telling her. This was the best compromise Emma could come up with, and while it took a few minutes her mother eventually did notice her standing and waiting.

“Excuse me for a moment, please? My kid wants something.”

Her mother waited a few seconds before pressing a button on the laptop and turning her attention fully on Emma.

“What’s up kiddo?”

Emma shuffled her feet, nervous, but she knew better than to waste her mother’s time while other people were waiting.

“Can I go see Growly today?”

Her mother blinked. “You’re still seeing him? Emma, aren’t you a little….old to be having an imaginary friend?”

Emma stomped her foot. “He’s my friend! He’s got pretty eyes and the best stories!” She could feel her lower lip quivering; just because her mom never saw Growly didn’t make him any less real! Not that she could be bothered to come and look, anyway, with her Important Business Meetings. She never had time for Emma anymore.

Her mother held up her hands in surrender. “Fine, fine. Have you got any homework?” At Emma’s vigorous head shake, she shrugged and turned her attention back to her computer screen. “Yeah, fine. Just make sure you get home before Daddy does, okay?”

“Okay!” Emma was out the door in a flash, before her mother could realize that Daddy was away on a business trip and wouldn’t be home for days. Emma figured as long as she got back home before sunset, it would be fine.

As she left, she could hear her mother resume her call behind her. “Sorry for the delay. What? Oh, to go visit her imaginary friend Growly. I know she’s a little old for it, but kids will be kids…”

Emma practically flew down the sidewalk as she ran towards the small park a few blocks down from her house, only stopping to look both ways at each street like Julio the Gardener had taught her. It wasn’t the prettiest park, but that was okay. Emma loved it there anyway. It was quiet most days, and Growly was there!

Growly was her new best friend. He listened to her patiently when she talked about whatever was in her head and never told her to be quiet or to please take the noise somewhere else. He was soft and nice to hug, and didn’t mind if she squeezed with all her might. If someone was mean to her at school, he’d hold her until the tears stopped and then tell her the most wonderful stories. Growly was the best.

Emma didn’t slow down until she’d reached the line of trees that marked the start of the walking trails along the creek, where she had to slow down or risk tripping on an exposed root. Plus the walk gave her time to get her breath back, not that it was the easiest path to get to Growly. Down a hill, jump across a little stream-let that had carved a deep niche out of the ground, up a hill, down another hill to the creek proper, then across the creek on some smooth stepping-stones that were fun to play on as long as you didn’t mind getting a little wet.

Finally she reached the long, muddy bank where the creek nearly touched the practice fields and the trees were big and old. One really big one had had the dirt half-washed away from its roots and now formed a cozy little space where Growly lived.

Emma walked up to the tree with a spring in her step. “Growly!” she called; it was always polite to make sure the person you were here to see was actually in. Growly was, most times, but she still used her manners.

Two glowing orbs appeared in the darkness under the tree, followed by two more, followed by a third set. They shone with an eerie light, but Emma liked them. They reminded her of the fancy earrings her mother wore when she went out with Daddy for a night and left Emma with the babysitter, who never minded how late she stayed up or what she had for dinner. They were red and blue and green and all the colors in between, and changed constantly. Emma could look at them for hours and not get bored, and Growly often let her.

She grinned at her best friend and shrugged her backpack off her shoulders. Reaching in, she pulled out the plastic bag and opened it to let Growly see the raw, bloody steak inside.

“See Growly, I brought you your favorite! It’s kinda cold, though, sorry. I know you don’t like that.”

Growly didn’t seem to mind, though, as a paw covered in emerald green fur and tipped with seven long, brightly polished black claws emerged from the shadows beneath the tree and delicately snagged the steak. The steak looked kind of silly and small as Growly pulled it back beneath the tree, and Emma spent a brief moment wondering if she could find bigger steaks before dismissing the idea. Any heavier and she couldn’t run all the way here and she liked Growly too much to give up any precious minutes.

Settling herself down on the special chair Growly had made just for her out of sticks and leaves, Emma pulled out her drawing book and her pencil box, and began painstakingly drawing the tree and the roots and all of it. She could hear Growly making his funny happy noise as he munched on the steak, and she grinned to herself. He was so silly!

“So, today in class we had a math test…”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=152#p152 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:49:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=152#p152
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Murem Sivaowl Ryggaus ki Capisten, third in line to the Seat of Capisten, was not having the best of days. Or the best of weeks, for that matter.

It had started, somewhat predictably, with his younger sibling Saphah Lelruye Ryggaus ki Capisten - fourth in line to the Seat of Capisten. He wasn’t quite sure what he’d done that Saphah disapproved of, but that disapproval had been violently conveyed by the no less than four assassins that had accosted him on his way back from the Place of Warm Waters.

Barely escaping with his life from the ambush, and leaving two of the killers mortally wounded in his wake, he had decided to pay a visit to his good friend Honyurha Kosres ki Capisten, nine hundred and thirty-fourth in line to the Seat of Capisten. Honyurha had been working for years on something she called a “Translational Instantaneous Movement Engine,” and had benefited a great deal from Murem’s patronage. It’d taken a while to convince her, but finally she’d agreed to let Murem use the device to escape the machinations of Saphah - a mistake, as it had turned out.

The ride had been absolutely awful, and the sudden cessation of it even worse. The T.I.M.E. machine had shattered on impact, and spilled Murem out into one of the most bizarre places he’d ever seen - whereupon he threw up the sthsssh he’d eaten for his break of day meal. It made an interesting puce stain on the yellow plants around him, and only when his innards had ceased pulsing did he have the wherewithal to look around.

His first thought was that he must be dead, and that Honyurha had been right in saying that the device wasn’t ready for live subjects. Still, he dismissed the thought nearly immediately for as much as no one returned to say what the far side of life looked like, surely it was not so strange as this.

A yellow sun beamed down from a bright blue sky - much brighter and more powerful than the old red giant that hung in the skies of home - while around him tall yellow vegetation waved in the slight breeze, bowing before the taller green and brown plants that completely encircled the area. Faint noises drifted through the air - strange chattering, piercing whistles, bizarre cackling, and a bewildering variety more nuanced sounds that had him pressing both sets of sound-directing appendages flat against his skull. The smells, too, were as unfamiliar as the sky and twice as disorienting.

It’d almost been enough to send him catatonic when a flicker of true color flashed in his thirdsight. He turned toward it with a glad cry that died aborning when he got a good look at what had actually attracted his attention.

It stood on only two appendages - how it balanced he could only imagine, but balance it did as it came through the line of tall green-and-brown vegetation - and used two more for gripping, with the only other visible protrusion from its trunk a head with only one set of eyes - how could it see?? - a mouth, two sound-directing flaps, and a large, fleshy protuberance that seemed to be partially protecting its breathing slits.

All in all, a more ramshackle animal than Murem had ever seen, yet it flashed in his thirdsight with the true colors of sentience. It had a mind complex enough to shine, a veritable barrage of colors that had him slitting his third set of eyes in wonder and pain. Not even the young of Murem’s kind shone so brightly - in public anyway. Kits were not shown to public society until they had at least a modicum of control over themselves, though Murem had heard from his older relatives that newborns shone more brightly than any sun.

Still, it was extremely clear that Murem was very far from home, and as the saying went “any cavern is warm when the sky cries.”

It sounded better when spoken.

“Help! I’m lost and I don’t know where I am!” Murem shouted as loudly as he could. The strange being stopped, turned its head to the side slightly, and cupped its forward appendages around its mouth and made a very loud sound indeed. Murem flinched away, making the plants around him rustle. What in the bleak red sky had that been? The true colors visible had modulated a bit, but the noise was completely unnecessary!

It was coming closer now, easily traceable by the noises it continued to make, and Murem could take it no longer. Turning, he fled ignominiously away from the strange creature - creatures, there were more emerging from the vegetation, and all making enough racket to wake the damned - as fast as his running limbs would take him, fighting and manipulating limbs tucked close to his sides and sensory brush pinned back to reduce his profile and wind resistance. This had the happy side effect of reducing the amount of disruptive movement in the plants around him too, and he made it to the shade of the green plants safely.

Still, he didn’t dare slow down until he had put a great deal of distance between himself and his landing place, the claws on his paws digging into the strangely dark soil with every bound, and he eventually came to a stop next to a stream of remarkably clear liquid. A bit of careful testing established that while it was carrying a frankly bewildering amount of trace contaminants, the main component was sufficient to quench his thirst and the contaminants were not going to kill him immediately.

He lay down carefully on the bank with a sigh. Whatever this place was, it was an unholy distance away from his home. Just what had Honyurha been building? He’d been under the impression that her machine had been designed to move people between two geographic locations, not throw them across entire worlds! At least, that had been his understanding of it. There had been a few moments when her explanation had caused him to nod along until he’d nodded off, a fact about which she had given him an endless amount of grief. He hoped Saphah hadn’t done anything egregious to her….

A light prickle of burning pain brought his thoughts back to the present, and he looked down to his paws before being dumbstruck by horror. His fur - usually a beautiful gold - had darkened to a horrible spring green. Like some common fieldworker! Apparently this sun, with its much stronger rays, had done in minutes what his native sun would have taken months to do. Murem was mortified; not only was he now so far from home he barely knew which way was up, now he also had the complexion of some common peasant! Cruryth Ponqirun Ryggaus ki Capisten, Seat of Capisten - and Murem’s progenitor - would turn him away with a blow if he ever appeared with his coat in such a state.

So distracted was he by the deplorable state of his coat that he didn’t even notice the shadow growing longer.

“Kitty!”

Murem started, accidentally vocalizing in his surprise, and the object of his startlement made a high-pitched noise even as he rounded on it.

He stared down at the small alien in front of him, eyes whirling as his hearts pounded. Much smaller than the one he had seen previously, it was like looking at a sun with his thirdsight, true colors shining to rival that of the star above. Additionally, this one spoke much more clearly than the one he had encountered before.

“Growly kitty.”

Granted, it persisted in vocalizing, but its thoughts spoke to him clearly - projected out in such a fashion that even deaf old Qrarqieth Remkir ki Capisten, three thousand forty seventh in line to the Seat of Capisten, who had cleaned the Seat of Capisten for more years than Murem had been alive, would probably have been able to understand it well.

“I am not Growly, I am Murem Sivaowl Ryggaus ki Capisten, third in line to the Seat of Capisten,” he responded with as much dignity as he could muster, and the little alien made the high-pitched noise again. A sound of happiness, he realized, as he watched her true colors ripple and play about her.

“Murm She-owl Roars Key Hatstand,” she replied obediently, and Murem sighed.

“Growly will work,” he replied in defeat, and she brought her forward two appendages together sharply several times, the brilliant color of delight lighting the clearing.

“Growly! I’m Emma! Now we’re best friends!” She declared, and apparently overcome by her emotion she leaped toward him and clasped her limbs around his neck. His fur ruffled in response, and with no little difficulty he pinned his combat limbs back before he accidentally skewered her. This was, from what he could tell in a very light inspection of her mind, a sign of affection.

He brought his manipulating limbs up carefully and returned the gesture for a moment - which caused her to squeeze all the tighter; if his throat muscles hadn’t been as strong as they were he’d be much more concerned - before pulling her gently away. She giggled again - apparently the phalanges on his manipulating limbs were tickling her, and he adjusted his grip.

“I’m new around here, do you know some place I could stay out of the sun?” He asked her carefully and clearly; the longer he was in her presence, the easier it was to understand her thoughts and speak back to her in the same fashion, but he’d rather be safe than be sorry.

She frowned for a moment in concentration, her true colors dimming with something Murem couldn’t name but that pained him more than he’d thought possible for an acquaintanceship of nothing but a handful of minutes.

“Well, my mother doesn’t like animals, and Daddy says we have to abide by her decisions for now, and you’re a person but she doesn’t like fur or soft things, so you can’t come home with me. Um,”

The clouds across her expression - and the dimness of her true colors - lifted like a rising sun and she dazzled him for a brief moment.

“I know a place! It’s not far and really cool! Follow me!”

Not waiting for his response, she turned and marched off into the woods. Casting one final glance over his shoulder to the direction in which the remnants of the T.I.M.E. machine lay, he shook his head and padded after her. If that wasn’t the way back, this way forward as as good as any.

He could only hope he’d find a way home soon.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=153#p153 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 14:50:55 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=153#p153
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The time is now.

Garrett crushed a security guard’s skull with the leg of the bench he’d wrenched apart when he’d felt the nanites in his blood boil away. Today was the Grand Tourney, sure, but that didn’t stop lesser fights from going on to assuage those who couldn’t afford seats in the big house. He’d been in a waiting area when all the lights went out, the floor juddered wildly, and every leash held by an owner broke in an instant. He’d shared a few stunned seconds of silence with the rest of the pilots in the area he was in, then by some unspoken agreement they’d all turned as one upon the guards.

Garrett had shared out the broken pieces of bench with three other pilots, two grim-faced women and a man with crystalline growths erupting from his skin in odd and inconvenient places. He silently blessed his avatar’s resistance to projectiles as a guard opened up on him with a weapon that spat bullets like raindrops; the facet hadn’t been much use in the ring - anyone with projectile powers tended to be in higher brackets than Garrett typically competed in - but right now it was coming in very handy.

He sent a silent pulse of gratitude to his avatar, whose name he’d never had the chance to know, and treasured the glow of warmth in response. After all the stories he’d heard about the other pilots, the ones who managed to put some good back into the world, he’d been trying to reach out to his avatar more often; the grey numbness hadn’t even allowed him to consider the possibility of such a thing, but now things were different.

He was different.

He was free.

Garrett kicked a guard’s legs out from under her and broke her neck in a swift blow - a kindness, in its own way, when many of these guards would have taken hours to kill a pilot and laughed while they did so. But Garrett was tired of cruelty for cruelty’s sake, and however much he might resent these guards and wish them all the pain in the world, he wanted to go home more.

Home to his green, rolling hills. Home to his family, his mother, his father, his brothers, even that one cousin who complained constantly at family gatherings and whom everyone avoided if they could or drank heavily while being nattered at if they couldn’t. Home to the farm, to the cows and the dogs and the pigs and the chickens. Home to the hot sun on the fields, to the cold rain in the winters, to the light breezes of spring.

He’d give up all his revenge to see home again.

“Hex is hope!”

He couldn’t tell who had started the cry, but now a thousand throats picked it up as a banner winked and flashed somewhere ahead of him.

“Hex is hope!”

“Hex is hope!”

“Rrawrl kfshht Rwwrl!”

Garrett winced away from the yowling - he didn’t have a universal translator, and apparently the big yellow eight-limbed cat-thing didn’t either - and ran on, his own voice lifted to join the others in the battle cry.

The security forces didn’t have a chance as thousands of pilots slammed into them, years of pain and bitterness coming to a boil as freedom took Collyseum by storm. Garrett watched a petite, blonde-haired woman who looked no older than twenty casually gut a man with her bare hands. Mechs were crushed, tanks thrown into other tanks, buildings crumbled under vengeful hands, and at the head of everything the flag still flew - though Garrett couldn’t see who was holding it.

Garrett fought with desperation, hope a blazing fire in his chest as countless objects snapped and broke under his hands. He broke necks, arms, legs, turrets, guns, walls - whatever he could get his hands on, he knew precisely the best way to leverage it into snapping. He could feel his avatar strongly, a warm core pulsing in his chest like a second heartbeat, and he screamed in mingled joy and defiance as the tides turned around him.

And then, something snapped.

Garrett couldn’t say for sure what truly happened. There was a shiver in the air, as if disturbed by some vast shockwave for a timeless moment, and then everything resumed as projectiles flew overhead. Garrett squinted up at them dizzily; they almost looked like - people?

He shook his head and turned back to the fight, such as it was. Whatever had shaken the air had broken the morale of their opponent’s resolve, and the security teams were scattering now - for all the good it would do them. If there was anything being a slave in this awful place had taught him, it was that there was no place to run.

And, at the rate some of the other pilots were going - had that guy fused himself to a tank? - there wouldn’t be any place left to hide either.

Garrett cheered with the rest and turned to the nearest structure even vaguely still standing and took a swing. His strength was nothing to write home about - barely more than adequate to survive the lower tiers - but his durability was aces. It took a few punches, but he managed to make a very satisfactory hole in the wall - only for the entire structure to go two seconds later as a pilot that looked like some weird combination of human and cow plowed through the last of the structurally significant columns.

Garrett shrugged and moved on. Collyseum was a big place, but there were a lot of extraordinarily angry pilots whose abilities were very specifically chosen for destruction. In the weird half-light that never varied, he couldn’t be sure how long it took for the last of it to fall but by the end he was sore and exhausted and elated. The winds had picked up as time had passed and were now blowing strongly, the mother of all sandstorms looming on the horizon, and all Garrett could do was sit silently on his seat of two vaguely chair-shaped pieces of rubble and watch it come as the wind whipped sand into his face.

It came closer, and closer, swallowing the filth and rubble and exhausted pilots as it came and when it finally reached him-

The bright white light of the place between took hold of him, mind and body and soul.

Next he knew, before him lay green fields, the sun high overhead such a change from the dead skies of Collyseum that he had to cover his eyes as they watered. The smell of green, growing things filled the air around him, wet and ripe with the promise of spring and just a hint of the summer heat to come.

Garrett felt his legs give out from under him as he wept, his feelings too great for his heart to contain. He was home. He was safe.

A noise drew his attention to the bushes behind him, and he twisted to see his brother, Daniel, stepping out of them with an expression on his face like he’d seen a ghost and much more grey hair than Garrett remembered.

It didn’t matter in the slightest.

He launched himself at his brother and wrapped him up in the biggest, warmest hug he could.

“I’m home,” he sobbed. His brother returned the hug with a fierceness that only made Garrett cry harder, but he still managed to say what needed saying through his tears.

“Hex is hope.”

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Danica shoved another pilot down as security guards wielding lightning-spitters opened up on their position. The impacts from the guns hurt her, but they would have killed the other pilot - a small humanoid with green fur, a short rack of antlers, and very large eyes. She gritted her teeth as the barrage continued, and the other pilot looked up at her in surprise before winking and vanishing in a haze of green mist.

The firing stopped abruptly.

Danica winced and rubbed her chest as she nodded to the smaller pilot, their antlers now covered in gore and a ferocious look in their eyes, and they nodded back before vanishing again. Danica began to move up, towards the shining banner held aloft by someone she didn’t recognize forward and to her left, keeping those she could out of harm’s way.

For all that she’d progressed in the ranks on a tide of blood and pain, Danica was very tired of killing. The last person she’d killed was her former master, and she’d taken great pleasure in pulling his insides out and hanging him off the side of the building with them as a warning to the other vultures.

After that he’d contented herself with taking blows and breaking bones and buildings; most of the security guards whose limbs she’d broken might have been finished off by other pilots, but their blood was not on her hands.

At least a few other pilots had seemed to sense that, and had started to follow her - ducking behind her when the bullets flew and darting out when the shooting paused to rend flesh and bones and metal and stone. Danica let them, the four or five she had following her now like little giltlings followed their mothers around the ponds of home more than welcome to keep themselves safe behind her.

As she made her way forward her entourage grew, and gradually above the scream of the dying and the sound of weapons fire, a new shout could be heard.

“Hex is hope!”

The words lit a fire inside Danica, and she raised her voice to join the outcry.

“Hex is hope!”

Her companions picked up the cry.

“Hex is hope! Hex is hope! HEX IS HOPE!”

They surged forward in a raging tide, freedom ringing in their voices and veins, and Danica pushed hard to stay at the front of the pack.

A mech appeared in front of her. She tore one of its legs off without slowing down.

A tank rolled up to stop them. She put her head down and her arms forward and tore through its armor like tissue paper.

A battalion of soldiers popped up from behind cover. She kicked a piece of the tank and held it in front of her and hers like a shield.

Never slowing, never stopping, the rush was inevitable. Inexorable. The pilots had been beaten down, but they were not dead. And now they were free.

“Hex is hope! HEX IS HOPE!”

Danica’s voice was raw, but she didn’t care. A thousand other throats rang with the call, a thousand other voices lifted hers to join them. The banner flew tall and proud at their head, though she couldn’t see the man who’d held it when they first started their charge. Now it was being held by someone else, someone taller and broader - with a long, whip-like tail? - than the first man, but she couldn’t see much more than that through the explosions and debris both organic and not.

And then, something happened.

She couldn’t say what, for sure. It was like a bell had been struck, or a huge door thrown open so violently it rebounded off the wall. The air shivered for an instant, and then all was still.

Suddenly things started flying overhead - the sky had been all but empty until this point, the scant handful of pilots with the power of flight dominating the skies nearly unopposed. But now it was full of flying things - people? - that arced high over the crumbling walls of Collyseum and out over the wasteland. Danica watched them go for a long moment, but when none of them even paused above the city she put them out of her mind. Whatever, whoever they were, they were headed out and away from this wretched place, and would play no part in the coming struggle.

Whatever hope their opponents had held burned out in an instant, and they fled in droves. Most dropped their guns as the ran. Some even abandoned their vehicles in order to run faster, but it did not matter overmuch for some of Danica’s compatriots were very fast indeed.

She let them go; she was very, very tired of killing.

Some of the pilots around her had turned their anger on the buildings, and Danica joined them with a will. Pillars shattered under her fists, load-bearing walls were deprived of integrity with kicks, and windows smashed for the sheer hell of it. When one building came crashing down, she moved on to the next without pause. Then the next. Then the next.

She couldn’t truly say how many buildings she brought down, in the end. Many. It didn’t matter. What did matter was the sandstorm rising outside the city limits, as tall as the sky itself and twice as deadly. The flight of things out of Collyseum had stopped some time ago, and the sandstorm had started brewing instead.

Danica slumped to the ground, head bowed. There was nothing to fight and nowhere to run, and she could see many of the other pilots seemed to agree. Most simply watched the oncoming storm, though a few had somehow found the energy to try and flee the inexorable. One even seemed to have found the energy to beckon the storm, dance before it like some crazed weather-worshiper.

As the sands swallowed the virulent remains of a city that had once breathed cruelty and pain, Danica closed her eyes and waited for the inevitable. Closer and closer the sand roared, until -

The bright white light of the In Between caught her and threw her far, far away.

She hit the ground with a thud, raising a small dust cloud around her. The firm ground underneath her palms was a deep brown, almost black - nothing like the shifting red sands of ARENA. Trembling, she raised her eyes and saw-

A blackened husk of a building. Fields scorched to the earth, the thorny vines of the undergrowth crumbled to ashy heaps where they had fallen. Upright skeletons of trees standing out of the ground like rotten teeth.

“No.”

Despair hit her like the tank had earlier, to much greater effect. She staggered a few steps forward and fell to her knees right in front of where the door would have been. Should have been.

Her mind was blank as she reached out to bush the sooty surface, recoiling as a portion of the doorframe crumbled to ashy dust under her hand. This was home, a safe harbor. This was dreams of yellow fields and playing with her daughters. This was her hope.

Burned.

Gone.

She bowed her head, unable to bear the weight of grief, and something caught her eye. There, in the soft ashes of what had been her home, was a footprint. A very familiar footprint. A bare foot, one with six toes clearly outlined.

Tripsy, they used to call her youngest, because she had used to trip on the extra toe on her left foot.

She surged to her feet, hope blazing anew. Home was her daughters; the rest could be built and built again. She looked, and saw smudged, ashy tracks leading west. She turned to follow them, breathing a prayer as she did so.

“Hex is hope.”

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Kzzkvns dived, snatching up two armed bipeds that bore the stink of cruelty before rising away. They made noises that vibrated its carapace, and in a fit of vindictive annoyance it tore their heads off and let the blood rain down among their companions. It had never been fitted with a translator, its owner too lazy to obtain the intracranial device that would have been required, and it did not understand the noises that the others made.

But it understood freedom. It understood the meaning of the sudden cessation of manufactured despair and the clean-fresh Hex scent flooding its pit. It knew when the time to rise and defend its hive-mates had come, no matter what those hive-mates looked like or spoke. For the first time in a very long time, it flew towards the fight with clear antennae and eyes capable of truly seeing.

It dived again, this time pulling hive-mates marked with danger-fear-Hex scents to the relative safety of the open skies. Very few others had joined it; the skies were an empty place, the power of flight uncommon, and the drones that would normally swarm in great clouds curiously absent. The hive-mates made noises and squirmed, so it deposited them gently behind a large piece of debris and took to the sky again.

Now was the time for action. There, at the forefront of it all, stood a biped hive-mate with a strange leaf on a stick; even from this distance, Kzzkvns could smell the message on the leaf.

Hex is Hope.

Straining its message-glands, Kzzkvns echoed it in a cloud of scent thick enough to be nearly visible.

Hex is hope.

The vibrations from below grew louder, and Kzzkvns dived toward the hated enemies with renewed frenzy. Its hardened keratin claws sheered through steel like it was a gossamer cocoon and rent the octopodal beings within, splattering strange, yellow ichor for almost thirty yards to each side. Its powerful back limbs sent bipeds into walls and each other, breaking their fragile inner structures and leaving them crumpled on the ground like dead leaves. Its wing covers, hardened and sharpened by years of deepest darkness, sheered through limbs and other soft, unprotected flesh and splattered it in a rainbow of blood.

It took off, wings sore from long disuse, and dived again and again to destroy the enemies of the hive. Fragile calcium structures broke under the brush of its claws, and machinery shredded. In the line of its advance above, its hive-mates surged below and gained ground at a ferocious pace. Violence was not be sought, but the Hive was inviolate.

And then the air shivered.

Kzzkvns nearly fell from the sky as for a weightless, timeless moment the air did not support its weight. Its wings, exhausted and trembling, failed and it fell - only to be caught by something wholly unfamiliar that still managed to smell strongly of the Hex. Vibrations rattled its exoskeleton as whatever had grabbed it made some form of noise and set it down gently behind the stumpy remains of a wall. Its wings fluttered feebly, and the other pilot plopped half of what smelled like a security guard in front of Kzzkvns before moving away to make rubble of another building.

Kzzkvns was not hungry - its wings were weak from disuse, not lack of will - but it consumed the meat in front of it methodically and it did feel slightly better afterward. Gathering itself, it leaped to rejoin the fray.

It was a long time later that the sky stood empty, the creations that had sought to divide it from the land brought low by the power and rage of those it had caged. Kzzkvns rested on a wide piece of rubble, wings spread in the vain hope of some extra warmth to ease them, and felt the winds tug at them. The sands had risen in the desert, whipped into a frenzy by one of its hive-mates - or so it seemed - and it was content. This Hive should not have existed, steeped in misery and propped up on the backs of the workers, and now it did not. The howling sands would see the last traces of it gone, and if it took Kzzkvns also, it would be well.

As the wind-driven sand poured across the city slowly, it had enough time to fold its wings away and stand to meet the reckoning, and…

….and a bright white something that smelled so much of everything it was nothing pulled it far away from the dead land.

When it landed, the ground was warm and forgiving, taking the imprint of its form even as it struggled to its feet. Around it, life buzzed. A thousand message scents, deepening confusion and alarm and the spicy spike of warrior-drones getting closer. The air was warm and full of life; the familiar shine of the True Hive of home drained all the fight it had left.

As the warriors drew up in a circle around it, it told them the most important thing it knew to say.

Hex is hope.

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Cysud Warmheart wasn’t an optimist. After century upon century built into millennia of being trapped in an endless cycle of kill or be killed, he couldn’t afford to be. But he wasn’t such a pessimist as to stay in his cell when the door sprang open and the control webbing - implanted into his chest and neck by his first owner and never subsequently replaced, for all his hide had grown up painfully around it - dissolved.

His first steps out of his cell had been met with no resistance, even after he experimentally put his fist through a wall (or two), but a floor closer to the exit and suddenly four guards round the corner at a dead run. Cysud knew the one in front intimately; the man liked to take particular pleasure in the use of his shock prod whenever he felt Cysud wasn’t moving fast enough to suit. All four men were running hot, likely a combination of activity and anger, and Cysud grinned to himself.

His own innate strength and durability had been enough for the pits, once he’d learned to keep himself on a level where nothing flashier was required, but he was a pilot. He had bonded an avatar, though he’d been careful to minimize the bond over the years - it wasn’t the avatar’s fault, any of what happened, and they did not deserve to suffer Cysud’s feelings in this hellhole. It was the one piece of kindness he could give, since to surrender the bond would be to be forced into another by his owner.

But here and now, with the growing roar outside and a swelling feeling in his chest - it had been so long, was this what hope felt like? - he reached for the bond and clasped it as tightly as he clasped the front two security guards. Opening his mouth, he inhaled deeply. To his eyes the effect was obvious and immediate; from stress-worked yellow to chilly green and fading fast, the thermal energy came off them in long ribbons and fell into Cysud.

He could feel the warmth in his chest, the bond still somewhat thready from long neglect getting stronger as his internal temperature rose. When he had finished his intake, the front two guards were still and silent, mere black silhouettes to his vision. Nearly completely devoid of thermal energy, they shattered easily as he clenched his hands. Their squadmates yelled imprecations and threats even as they backed away, but Cysud didn’t care.

He was so close to freedom, he could taste it.

Distance didn’t save the other two guards even as he stoked his own internal flames hotter, and he didn’t bother with shattering them as he ran past. He ran out the front gates of the compound, shattering them in the process, and into a war zone; apparently he wasn’t the only one ready to grasp a chance when it presented itself, and others were beginning to emerge from their places of holding and engage the security forces and the very buildings of the city around them.

“Hex is hope!”

Cysud’s head snapped around; he hadn’t been able to make the phrase go away in his cell, and all efforts of his former masters to do so - up to and including removing the offending piece of wall and replacing it - had been in vain. To hear it here, now - that was something worth looking to.

He didn’t recognize the man screaming; his heat signature was peculiarly mottled, as if some parts of him were much cooler than the others, but the banner in his hand blazed as brightly as the sun that didn’t hang over Collyseum: Hex is Hope.

Cysud coughed to bring his translator online - it was an older model, but he couldn’t request a replacement or repair because to do so would be to reveal he had one in the first place - and joined his basso profundo voice to the smaller man’s.

“Hex is hope!”

The shout echoed through the buildings around them, loud enough to carry over the gunfire that was beginning to pick up, and other voices began to rise and join his.

“Hex is hope!”

“Hex is hope!”

The man waved the banner hard, and those slaves that had been freed began to make their way towards him, Cysud among their number. The man turned and ran, keeping up his shout even as he headed for the main security hub, and Cysud grimaced; if he was going to die, trying to take apart that monstrous edifice would be an excellent way to do so. Still, it was a destination, and they’d gotten this far.

He kept up his own shouts as he followed, voice echoing like rolls of thunder even as more and more voices joined it. As their numbers swelled, their opponents’ desperation became more palpable. Tanks crashed through lesser buildings and mechs leaped from the shorter rooftops to join the fray; Cysud enjoyed getting his claws into them and releasing a measured portion of his stored thermal energy to cook the bastards inside. Some of the more technologically-minded pilots had taken to scooping the resultant charred mess out of the cockpits and take the machines for their own, turning them on still-loyal forces or the surrounding buildings. Cysud did not care; there were always more foot soldiers for him to take from, and while he was beginning to ache on the inside from all the thermionic cycling he refused to stop now.

At some point he’d lost sight of the strange man - though not the banner - and when the air rang with the sound of a gong too low to be heard, Cysud’s instinctive look towards the direction the noise had come from revealed that the man was gone and someone new held the banner - someone who, in the brief instant Cysud looked his way, took four rounds from a gun to his midsection in a spray of body-hot yellow that was cooling even as it spattered the ground. Cysud took a step forward, intending to do something about the issue, but the rattling clank of a mech distracted him and he had to backpedal hurriedly as one landed in the place where he’d just been standing.

He gritted his teeth and grabbed as close to the cockpit as he could reach. When the cursed thing stopped firing, he looked again but the banner had been carried further away and he was no longer in range to do much of anything about what he’d seen. With a fatalistic shrug, he turned and sprang towards a group he knew to be low-rent slavers from the 700s worlds. He had neither the time nor the energy to spare a thought for anything over his head, and his world narrowed to the next moment. Survive this, move to the next. Destroy that, get out of the way of the rubble.

And so it went for several hours, a day, several days - with every clock in the place smashed, buried, or both, time was measured in ragged breaths and thunderous heartbeats, in the space between the first tremble to the building’s fall. Cysud couldn’t say how long it had been before there was simply nothing left. Not a building stood, not an oppressor lived, and the pilots - almost as one - settled to rest where they stood. One patch of rubble was as good as another.

“It’s not enough.”

Cysud tipped his head towards the short - compared to him, anyway - humanoid who had fetched up beside him on the rubble. He’d never had much luck in telling one humanoid from another; they all looked about the same, and he’d held onto the face-blindness for dear life in the fights. Made living easier if the faces all blurred together through the centuries.

“What do you mean?”

His throat was sore from all the shouting earlier, and his voice came out more like a growl than he’d intended. Still, the other didn’t seem to pay him any mind.

“We’ve pulled the city down, but the structures extended under the sands quite a ways. The last of the scum that filled this place have hidden in there too, I can just feel it. We’ll have to fill it in, crush it.”

Cysud couldn’t say he particularly minded the sound of that, though he had to wonder how this guy planned to do anything about it. His concerns must’ve been written across his face, because the guy smiled.

“I can do it.”

Cysud made a disbelieving noise in the back of his throat, and the other guy raised an eyebrow.

“What about the ones who’re resting on top of the things you want to crush?”

His tone was mild, but his gaze was direct. The other guy shrugged.

“They’ll be moved; I heard they were starting to send some of us home, too. It’ll work.”

Cysud opened his mouth to argue further, but the guy was already moving forward and lifting his arms to the empty skies. Flickers of warmth played around his fingers as the thermal energy in the air around him began to flicker and twist oddly. Streams of heated air rose off him, and his internal temperature spiked to a working-hard yellow-white.

As an insane howling filled his ears and the air currents around him writhed like snakes in a mating frenzy, Cysud closed his eyes.

A flash of brilliant color, a white so hot it wasn’t a temperature so much as a pressure, a feeling of movement, and Cysud was somewhere else.

Before him stretched a vista he hadn’t seen in more years than he’d lived there, a view at once alien to his eyes and dear to his heart. Where once the ground had been softened by vegetation, now there was bare rock reflecting heat from the sun high overhead. And yet, the land was the same - the slopes, the ravines, the shape of the mountains behind him. It was all just as he remembered it, save for that nothing large or familiar was living there now.

He dug one hand into the pale caliche dust beneath him; unlike the sands of ARENA, the dust was soft and full of life - he could see the pinpricks of innumerable beetles scrambling over his fingers uselessly. He spent a long while simply staring, getting new handfuls whenever all the beetles had managed to escape his current one. It was quiet, here. For the first time in a long time, Cysud was truly alone. No-one was watching him, no machines chattered endless vigilance in the corners of his cell, no smug, overly-pleased-with-themselves owners ready to drop by to see the “beast” they’d acquired.

Standing, he stretched out limbs that hadn’t seen use in decades. His wings, though large, were thin and delicate enough that they were more a hindrance than a help in a fight. He’d gotten so used to keeping them close that now, as they extended, he had to stop every few moments to massage a new knot out of the tense muscles.

When he finally had them extended he resumed his earlier stillness, letting the breeze play across them even as the sun warmed and relaxed them. He waited patiently, first for the trembling to subside, then for the tingling to cease. When he was finally satisfied, he walked over to the edge of the cliff he stood on and dropped like a stone. Adjusting the angle of his wings, they billowed and suddenly he was soaring on a thermal, up, up, up beyond the edge of the cliff and into the warm skies beyond. Reaching within himself to tap his last reserve of overflow thermal energy, he began tracing a symbol with superheated air in the sky for all his kin to see - wherever they may be.

Hex is hope.

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Hessia howled as she buried her claws in the skull of a man in light armor foolish enough to get within arm’s reach. He dropped, only to be replaced by something inside a suit of power armor; Hessia dodged as the armor brought guns to bear, then launched herself at it as it tried to re-orient. Like most armored things, it could not bring its arms around to bear as she nimbly clawed her way to its back and while it seemed to have extra armor plating there, she had her leisure to bring her hindclaws up for a series of disemboweling strikes that eventually hit flesh. The power armor dropped, sparking and spewing blood, and Hessia leaped away towards the forefront of the battle.

When her door had sprung open with a hideous rumble, Hessia had wasted no time in getting out of her cell - only to find herself right in the middle of an entire contingent of hired guns. She was fast, and strong, but it had still taken her a bit of while to deal with the bastards and by the time she’d gotten out to street level the battle had been well underway. She’d joined in with a will and had made excellent progress so far in her own, humble, opinion.

The rattle of bullets around her made her flinch back into cover, but it had been the last reflexive pull on the trigger by a man whose head was nowhere to be seen and stopped as quickly as it had begun. Hessia took the opportunity to advance several dozen yards, right into a cluster of slavers huddled together in the perceived shelter of a destroyed tank. Why they were bothering to duck and cover, Hessia didn’t know; most of the projectile weaponry was in the hands of this place’s enforcers and while a she had seen a few pilots pick up guns to turn them on their former owners, the overwhelming majority seemed content to close the distance and do similarly to what she was doing.

Namely, painting the place with the blood of their tormentors.

Hessia landed on the first one with a sickening crunch, and another two were grabbed and lifted away by some furiously buzzing insect pilot; she could See the bond pulsing at the heart of the bug, which was the only reason she didn’t take a swing for it. Her own bond, less than a week old, pulsed and throbbed beneath her breastbone as the raging emotions stoked the fired inside into an inferno. Opening her mouth, she shrieked at the last four and they collapsed to the ground with blood dripping from their ears.

That had never happened before, and she sent a fierce wave of gratitude to the one who sat beside her heart. They responded with a roil of emotions too complex to process now but that spurred her into motion once again. As she moved, she heard the battle cries begin to rise above the din of the main conflict.

“Hex is hope!”

“HEX IS HOPE!”

Hessia didn’t hesitate, and added her own howls to the din.

“Hex is Hoooope!”

Leaping with renewed vigor, Hessia managed to get in behind a mech that was standing off three other pilots. A single shriek of her newfound ability brought all the gears in one of the arms to a grinding halt, freeing up one of the other pilots to let them leap forward and pull the offending arm completely off, and starting beating the mech with it.

Hessia’s claws ached, having been used on steel a great deal already today, and she turned to go in search of softer targets. Of which there were a surprising few; the path ahead had been forged and reforged by other pilots ahead of her, and she rushed to catch up to the front. As she did, her eyes caught on a banner held up high at the very front of the fighting, and-

The world turned.

A soundless, breathless, frozen moment rippled and Hessia had just enough time to see something explode out of the Grand Arena and begin rushing towards the edge - many somethings - moving fast - light -

And then they were gone, beyond her sight, and the enemy ranks fluttered and broke, fleeing like prey before coursers. Howling in delight, Hessia forgot her weariness and bounded after them while other pilots took advantage of the sudden cessation of a great deal of incoming fire to turn their attention to the buildings around them. Roaring, they began battering down the edifices of the mighty and corrupt even as Hessia herself caught up to the rearmost of those attempting to flee and set into them with possibly more glee than was warranted.

Hessia was uncannily good at finding those who would hide from the pilots, and as the hours wore on and more building fell she ferreted out nest after festering nest of slavers and security guards. Those who would feast on the misery of the innocent could not hide from her, and again and again her claws came down.

By the time the last building fell, Hessia was tired unto death. She’d torn one of her claws off disemboweling a particularly well-armored bodyguard, and her paw throbbed in time with her heartbeat. Beyond the edge of the rubble, far and away in a direction Hessia’s internal compass said was East but could just as easily have been the North or South, a great storm was bearing down on the city. The winds had risen as the pilots had laid down building after building, freeing the trapped breezes from their cage as surely as they themselves had been freed.

And, just like them, the winds were blowing into a tempest.

Hessia huffed out a breath that blew away a little puff of sand from the rubble she was laying on, but didn’t move as the towering wall of sand drew nearer. She was tired; if this was to be the end, there wasn’t any point in spending energy she didn’t have trying to avoid it. And this way she got to watch the remains of the hated city vanish into the storm as if they had never been. As the front grew closer, she closed her eyes to protect them from the blowing sand, and -

The brightness of the Travel folded her in its wings.

When it cleared, all was green. Hessia blinked, gulping great puffs of pollen-heavy air as she looked around. The place itself was unfamiliar, but the plants, the noises, the smells - home. She had come home at last. Just before the time of pouring rains would clear the air of the pollen that saturated it now, if her nose was any judge.

A brilliant exultation thrilled in her veins. She was home, she was strong, she was free! The new second heart in her chest danced a merry rhythm to her joy, and she laughed as she began frolicking about as she hadn’t since she was a cub despite the ache in her limbs, rubbing up against the fragrant leaves of a nearby frwln plant and reveling in the disappearance of the hot, dead stink of that other place. The pollen twinkled as it reflected the light of the sun above, as if the very forest rejoiced in her return, and she couldn’t hold it in any longer even though her throat was sore.

She tilted her head back and howled her words to the very heavens themselves.

“Hex is hope!”

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Doris grimaced as she pulled the intestines out of a great brute of a man. They smelled awful and the man was screaming in a terribly unbecoming fashion, so she stuffed them into his mouth before pushing him over and turning on his comrades. Gore was splattered up and down her front, and it looked like she was wearing strangely mottled red gloves, and she’d never cared less about how unfashionable she looked in her entire life. Her collar was off, her blood was up, and it was time that these fucking bastards learned who they were dealing with.

The man’s comrades, looking distinctly pale beneath their helmets and riot gear, brandished their weapons in what they probably thought was a threatening fashion, shouting for her to go back to her owner’s place of residence and obey. She gave them her best Party smile.

“Why boys, don’t you know?”

She closed the distance in less time than it took to blink, shoving her hand through layers of padding and up under the ribs of the guy in front.

“I don’t answer to anyone anymore.”

With that, she clenched her fist and yanked, pulling the guy’s heart and what looked like perhaps a bit of lung out of his chest and flinging the mess at the next guy as cover for her movement. They convulsively opened fire, but she was already not where they were aiming. In quick succession the innards of the three other security people became their outards and Doris moved on, waving cheerfully to P'f’t'gh as it sent a wave of slavers stumbling away with one stomp of its mighty hooves. P'f’t'gh waved back before charging after the slavers and Doris felt her Party smile turn into a real grin.

P'f’t'gh had always been a fun one.

Doris trotted on, heading tidily for what appeared to be the heart of the battle. Someone had gotten a large piece of cloth from somewhere and had sewed the symbol and words onto it that echoed between the building now as a war cry as it had echoed in the small rooms and throbbing underbelly of Collyseum.

“Hex is hope!”

One voice rang under all the others, rolling like thunder, and Doris raised her eyebrows in surprise. Of all the fuddy-duddies she might have expected to take part in this fracas, bitter old Cysud wasn’t one of them. He’d repeatedly stepped away from any retelling of the stories, and had regarded the mysterious symbol with skepticism at best. When Doris had finally gotten tired of his attitude and asked why he was such a wet blanket, he’d looked at her with those creepy empty eyesockets of his and told her to ask him again in a few centuries.

If he was here now, the times really had to be a-changing. She couldn’t see him from where she was, but Doris’ smile threatened to split her face in two anyway as she raised her own voice as best she could to join the general outcry.

“Hex is hope!”

More security forces boiled out of wherever they normally lurked and joined the fray, mechs and tanks crowded into streets covered in rubble, some individuals in power armor trying to make progress ahead of squads wearing helmets and tactical gear, and a curious absence of anything unmanned - which was especially suspicious this close to that awful main security hub. Still, Doris was not about to question providence; her tricks didn’t work on the smooth surfacing of the armor, and she left the various mechanical devices to those better suited to dealing with them.

For herself, she jolted into high gear as she approached the unarmored guards. Her hands pushed through cloth and plating, sending guts and bone flying high into the air as she simply didn’t stop moving. Ten enemies in ten seconds, seventeen in fifteen, twenty in twenty four; they dropped as flies under her blows, alien gore and viscera mixing oddly with the rich, red blood of humanity into a sticky purple effluvia that coated most of her front. Doris didn’t care; purple brought out the blue in her eyes, after all, and was a most becoming color for her.

She was just taking the head off another bruiser when the whole of reality shook. The ground stayed still, not a single hair fell out of place, and yet a vibration passed through everything that Doris felt more than she heard. She cocked her head in vain to try and find the source when something - actually, many somethings now that she looked properly - went whizzing by overhead. Doris leaned back and shaded her eyes uselessly - the light didn’t have any one source, after all, so shading her eyes did very little to bring the strange objects into focus - and watched them as they went. It didn’t seem to take long for the “rain” to pass, and by the time they had every last bastard who’d grown fat off the misery generated here in Collyseum was beating feet for the edges of the city.

Doris tsk’d, shaking her head before leaping into a dead sprint after them. Not a single one of those miserable commies was going to make it out alive, not if she had any say in the matter! Such pests were best killed before they could breed in the woodwork to try again later; she’d told the Woodwards as much when Leticia had found a cockroach in her kitchen, and they’d wisely followed her advice. It was time for Doris to do nothing less.

The first man’s spine shattered in her grip like the time she’d accidentally held her wineglass too tightly at the Robinson’s dinner party several years ago, and just as she had then she simply let go of the pieces and shook out her hand to make sure nothing had gotten stuck where it shouldn’t. The next three men found it very difficult indeed to breath without significant portions of their lungs, and the one in the lead went down silently in a spray of blood as Doris pulled his trachea out.

She surveyed her handiwork for a moment, quietly pleased with herself, before heading off to find more pests. Other pilots had taken to destroying buildings, leaving the road completely strewn with rubble that required a bit of negotiating around, but Doris let the mess slide just this once. As much as she abhorred a mess, she disliked this place more. In fact, the only thing she disliked more than this place was when her dear, sweet husband left the toilet seat up after he was done. That little piece of inconsideration really got her goat, and if it was up when she returned home she’d have some Words for the dear, silly man.

Doris ran out of targets before the other teams of pilots ran out of buildings - Tigure was taking particular delight in putting holes in load bearing walls, the sweet dear, and Rhombus Trapezoid Circle was doing absolutely delightful things with its mono-filament edge - so she settled herself on the rubble of what had once been the central security hub and watched as the buildings fell one after the other. She enjoyed the wind in her hair as it picked up with each booming crash that signaled the end of another building; the rising storm on the horizon was ominous, to be sure, but she could do even less about that than she could do about the buildings so she settled back and picked idly at the drying blood on her hands.

Worse than picking off nail polish, really, and doing so gave her arms the odd patchwork effect, but underneath the crusted blood her skin was as soft as any other product had made it, and Doris was well enough content with that.

The hours unfurled slowly, the buildings continuing to fall, and all the while the sandstorm grew closer and closer. It struck the edge of the destroyed city just as the last building went, and Doris could process visual information quickly enough to watch almost in slow motion as it dumped tons upon tons of sand over the rubble, effectively erasing it - and the pilots that had been resting on it - from view. It drew near, and Doris closed her eyes.

As it touched her skin, she was suddenly whisked away by a white light, not painful to look at despite its intensity, and carrying her with the dreadful inexorability of the tide.

Doris did not stagger when the white left her as quickly as it had come. She held her head high, proudly defiant of whatever was coming next, ready to take all comers.

Or so she thought.

She didn’t recognize the place at first. Blackened ground stretched as far as the eye could see, interrupted by low, crumbling walls and viciously twisted bushes, while little bits and pieces of sun-bleached plastics poked through the surface of the ground like curious fish. Rusting hulks rested on rubble-strewn roads, wrecked wretched in the watery sunshine. The nearest one still had flecks of badly-faded blue paint on the body, and the color flickered a dim memory in the back of her head.

When it refused to come, she set off resolutely towards the most complete building she could see. It was made of haphazard parts and held together with what looked like dried mud, but it was a building and that meant someone had at some point been here to build it. Therefore even if the builder was long gone, they might have left something useful behind.

As she walked that nagging sense of familiarity grew. A broken doll here, another rusting hulk in a strange shade of maroon - Hetty had gotten a pretty red car when all the neighbors had blue, hadn’t she? And refused to switch it out even when the ladies shunned her? - and a set of broken chairs set in front of tumbledown walls, all these and more combined to form an almost complete memory of something - what, she couldn’t remember, and it frustrated her.

It wasn’t until she stood in front of the ramshackle building - empty, she could see now - that it clicked. In front of the building was a mailbox in the shape of a smiling pig, whose snout you had to pull to open the box.

It had been the delight of Edna’s children, and she had always refused to remove it even under pressure from the neighborhood.

Doris looked around, aghast. There was Hetty’s car, parked in the driveway next to some short walls that might have been a building once. There, the Smith’s ornate wrought-iron fence gate hung mostly off its hinges, the ornamental spikes along the top long since rusted off. Here, leaning up against one of the makeshift walls, the Battson’s old rifle that had hung above the fireplace.

There, on a re-purposed piece of siding, the darkened outlines of a man and two children.

Doris fell to her knees, legs simply unable to support her any longer. This was….home.

What was left of it.

A frenzied scream tore itself free of her throat, and she scrabbled madly at the hem of her shirt where Phanex had sewed the words and symbol that had kept them all going. It was the work of a moment to tear it free and throw it away before she collapsed sobbing.

As it fell, the words themselves flashed in the wan sunlight.

Hex is hope.

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Hristiana screamed as she held her makeshift sword - a wrapping of cloth torn from the bottom of her shirt set about the base of a particularly large shard of glass - aloft, the blood of her enemies dripping from the end.

“Hex Destiny! Bringer of hope! Guide my sword! Vega, Princess of War, let us lay our enemies low! King Theodore, First of his Name, give us heart to protect those who need protecting! Sister Opal, lend your strength to our arms! To death! TO DEATH!

The pilots who had gathered themselves to her roared, arms raised. They had come singly, gravitating toward her as she had slain guard after guard, and she had taken charge of them as any true warrior of her caste would do. They did not owe her fealty, but she accepted the responsibility of leading them and protecting them to her very last breath.

She had organized them loosely into squads, each with at least one member resistant to the long-distance weapons wielded by their foes. One squad consisted entirely of those with speed beyond belief, another of those possessed of strength beyond even her own that she had set to lobbing pieces of debris at their enemies. She herself lead a squad of those with fighting skills, though she kept one of the faster speedsters with her to relay messages to the other squads during combat.

There hadn’t been a truly clear goal when they had started out, but now - far ahead of them - a banner flew proud and high above the smoke and dust of pitched battle. The symbols on it echoed the one she had tied around her neck as a sort of tabard, and the shouting from ahead made the message even clearer.

“Hex is hope!”

Some of her people had picked it up now, voices joining the general clamor, and Hristiana joined her voice to theirs.

“Hex is hope!”

They surged forward as one, spirits reignited in the fire of battle, and Hristiana plunged her blade into the unprotected neck of a distinctly alien biped dressed in the armor of the hated enemy. It squawked in desperation, sound already gurgling around the vermilion blood gushing from the wound, and went down hard. To her left the team of throwers had ceased throwing for a few minutes and were intent on tearing apart a mech that had dropped down too close for comfort.

With a nod she sent her speedy messenger to a more mixed group to go and defend them from the ground troops attempting a flanking maneuver. As he zoomed off, he returned her attention to the battle just in time to intercept a truncheon that buzzed in a menacing fashion with her sword, then headbutt the man wielding it. He fell away stunned, and Hristiana gutted him before dodging a swing from one of his compatriots and gutting her too.

The steady stream of them seemed endless, but Hristiana knew with a grim certainty that this place could not support a standing army of enough non pilots to truly inconvenience all the pilots gathered here through the long, dark years.

Of course, that didn’t mean everyone was going to survive this. A cut-off scream and an explosion of noise had her looking around to find one of her squads decimated, parts of them scattered about in a way that suggest something had exploded upward out of the ground. Hristiana whistled shrilly over the battle noises and gestured for her speedster. He rushed over.

“What is it, sir?”

Even his voice vibrated, a buzzing overtone that was difficult on the ears but made it exceedingly easy to pick his voice out of the general din of the melee around them.

“Tell everyone to watch where they step; our enemies have laid a harsh road for us.”

She gestured to the gory mess that had once been their comrades, and he paled to an almost curdled color before nodding and setting off. Hristiana turned, intending to raise her sword once more, but before she could, something…happened.

The very world trembled, the foundations of reality shaken by something ineffable, and Hristiana nearly collapsed to her knees. She staggered a single step before forcing her knees to lock and looking up. There, high in the sky above them, were….things. Many things. She could not get a clear view before they disappeared from sight, but the sight filled her with an inexplicable hope.

It appeared to do the opposite for their foes; many threw down their weapons and fled before the harvest of rage that their years of cruelty had sown, while others simply keeled over where they stood. Hristiana set her faster squads to harry the scrum of slime out into the wastes, where the wilds would surely deal with them, while pulling the rest of her squads in and redistributing them.

Now each squad was centered around a particularly strong or sturdy individual, with a screen of less strong fighters assigned to guard them while they pulled the buildings down. Other pilots were already doing so without direction, and Hristiana felt the rightness of her actions in her bones. This place should never have been; so should it not be now, nor in the future.

It took what felt like mere hours to clear the city to its roots, a few of the more energetic pilots persisting in going around and kicking down the broken-off stumps of walls even after the majority had stopped to rest and consider the state of the place. Rubble made gentle hills and small bowls, and by and large nothing was left standing much taller than anything else. Hristiana settle her squads into one of the larger bowls, the piled sides doing more to lessen the wind that had started howling as more of the buildings had fallen, and watched for a moment as a figure beckoned to the storm before turning back to her own.

The speedsters were nearly comatose in their exhaustion, and the heavy lifters weren’t much better. Hristiana made the rounds with a precious can of water she’d rescued from one of the buildings before it had been destroyed, giving each of her people a mouthful and a few words of encouragement even as the storm darkened the sky in its approach. By the time she had run out of water it was very close indeed, and she made her way to the highest rock in the bowl and lifted her bloodstained sword to the sky.

“Hex is hope,” she said solemnly, and the storm swallowed her.

She felt as a leaf in a high wind, trembling even as she was tossed about on the vagaries of a white so bright it erased everything else; the storm had thrown her clear of that awful reality, and now she rode the vagaries of the Winds Between.

And then it stopped.

Hristiana blinked, the world around her coming onto focus at first bit by bit, and then all at once. She was standing in the middle of the challenge sands, the people of her home standing in the rings of ritual tiers and looking down upon her silently. High overhead, twin suns beat down upon the soft sands and a little ways off an envion stood over the corpse of lis defeated opponent. The envion lisself was as still and silent as the crowd, frozen in shock at the sight before them.

Hristiana took it all in in one swift glance, and knew what she had to do. Raising her makeshift blade, bathed in dried, varicolored blood to the heavens, she let her head fall back and opened her soul to the gods. Warm power flowed through her, illuminating all the shadows and pains upon her soul and judging her deeds, and she surrendered it with a rising joy. She was home and whatever the gods chose, her bones would rest with her people.

The power changed, triumphant approbation lancing through her for a single, shocking instant before retreating. She kept herself standing through force of will, even as her head spun like a top, and her faith was rewarded. Her shoulders grew heavy as her makeshift tabard became a true, flowing battle-standard, the makeshift embroidery becoming work finer than any mortal could hope to accomplish. The hilt of the blade she held slammed against her fingers as it expanded under the gods’ power into a halberd of divine beauty.

Inlaid into the shaft itself in silver were the names of all the new saints, and their stories written below in battle-glyphs. At the very base of the blade and continuing along the edge were the words Hristiana gave to her people even as she raised her holy weapon high and they fell on their faces to worship.

“Hex is hope.”

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Daveon wasn’t sure how he’d managed to be one of the first ones out on the street after the collars had fallen off, but he wasn’t about to question it. Literally anything was better than the dingy, wooden holding area of the ring he’d just busted out of and he wasn’t going back. The brisk shaking it’d gotten at the hands of a weird earthquake hadn’t really done anything to improve the place.

Of course, he didn’t really have any idea where he should actually go, either. This part of town was shitty enough that the Big Man in his Big Tower didn’t even bother sending patrols. It was the part of town where they sent the corpses - or what was left of them - and where people didn’t think too hard about the actual contents of their meal. In short, it was a shithole at the end of the line in and about which nobody cared.

“Hex is hope!”

Daveon turned, startled, to see a guy carrying a banner jogging down the road towards the nicer parts of town. The banner clearly said the same thing the guy just had, and he had a manic gleam in his eye. Now, Daveon wasn’t what anyone would call the brightest penny in the pot, but he’d figured out a few days ago that anything that had that particular symbol on it was real and not his imagination. Plus, the guy had actually met his eyes, something none of his hallucinations never did - though neither of them said anything to each other.

Lacking any better direction, and reasonably certain this wasn’t an illusion of some sort, he began trotting after the guy. The guy who was actually moving at a pretty decent clip, but Daveon was taller than him and had a longer stride so he managed to keep up with a minimum of effort. As they went, other pilots began joining them; some were already dripping blood onto the pavement, others looked as lost as Daveon felt.

But no matter how many of them gathered up, none of them seemed to want to walk between Daveon and flag guy.

As they went, the guy’s shouts began to get louder, and others started joining in.

“Hex is hope!”

“Hex is hope!”

Daveon didn’t shout along, mainly because his voice tended more towards the sibilant and his shouts were quiet at best. Not something the crowd appreciated, not something that was really helpful here. But he kept pace with flag guy anyway, whose weird arm gleamed in the lights as they reached the more prosperous parts of town. A big, fancy building gleamed in front of them - much bigger and fancier than anything Daveon had ever encountered before - and flag guy marched determinedly toward it.

Which was, of course, when security came boiling out of the woodwork.

Daveon flinched away from the first rifle volley, but flag guy didn’t falter an inch, keeping his strides long and even and his voice as raised as his flag. Other pilots leaped forward into the fray and blood splattered like some kind of weird, organic fireworks. Daveon winced - he wasn’t really one much for violence - but hurried forward to take up his self-appointed position behind flag guy.

The other pilots who’d gathered up around them did an excellent job of putting the security forces down ahead of their advance; Daveon only had to use his bullwhip of a tail to discourage approach a few times, but their march through town was otherwise uninterrupted. He couldn’t be so sanguine about their direction, though. Ahead of them, rising like a monument to the bloated greed and villainy that had built this place was the Grand Arena. Even a nobody like Daveon knew it was hot there right now, with the Grand Tournament going on, but the guy was heading straight for it. And, directly in their path to it, the enormous hub of Collyseum; Central Security Station 1.

Of course, the closer they got to the rotten heart of this rotten city, the fiercer their opposition became. Daveon was having to fight constantly now, using a combination of tail and talons to keep the security people from attacking flag guy as he walked. All they were doing was walking, but Daveon knew, somewhere deep down in his soul where the weak light of his bonded avatar rested, that the flag couldn’t fall or it all would start to unravel like a badly-wound skein.

Of course, Daveon was a pretty small fish as far as pilots went, and despite his best efforts, security bastards started getting through his defense to flag guy himself. Who promptly proved that Daveon was probably superfluous by switching the flag from his right hand to his left and punching a guy’s head clean off with his now-clear right hand. Whatever tech was in that metal arm, it had some serious juice going for it.

Daveon shrugged to himself mentally and kept on with his self-appointed task. Sure, flag guy could probably take most of these shitheads by himself, but they only had to get lucky once. Better to minimize the chances something bad would happen then try and deal with it when something did.

An indeterminate amount of time - probably no more than ten minutes, if Daveon was honest with himself - later, and the army of pilots had done a real number on the security forces both inside and around the hub. Some of them had even started going to town on the building itself but Daveon himself wasn’t among them, too busy keeping step with flag guy to kick a few walls in.

And then, just as Daveon was turning to face a new threat, flag guy vanished.

Daveon blinked, stunned for half a second before lunging forward and grabbing the slowly-tipping banner as it headed for the ground. It was the work of a moment to right it and hold it like he’d seen flag guy doing, and the work of instinct to raise it high about his head and screech the rallying cry.

“Hex is hope!”

The chant had never stopped, but now it redoubled in strength and Daveon felt a surge of something in his chest that had him raising the banner above his head and marching forward. The rest of the pilots followed his lead, ranging in front of him to keep the flag safe and exact revenge upon those who had trodden them down time after time. Daveon did his best to hold both the banner and his ground, walking forward whenever he could when -

The world faltered and Daveon missed a step.

Four shots rang out, peculiarly loud.

The sky filled with stars.


At least, that’s what they looked like to Daveon’s limited senses; they arced across the sky high, high above the burning rubble that was beginning to replace the face of Collyseum and out of sight over the edge of the walls. He watched them go, then shook his head before raising the banner once more.

“Hex is hope!”

The cry galvanized the pilots and many raised their fists - or species equivalent - into the air and joined their voices with his.

“Hex is hope!”

Daveon was pretty sure that it was the stars, more than the shouting, that drove the slavers to try and flee en masse, but either way it meant he didn’t have to fight them. Which was good, because he was a little short of breath. He couldn’t really seem to catch it either, his lungs getting more and more uneven as the hours upon hours of death - of the slavers - and destruction - of the city - wore on. Still, he stubbornly refused to let the banner fall.

After the dust had settled and the winds picked up, people got to talking. Not to Daveon, of course, even though he held the banner; people rarely paid attention to Daveon, but that was fine. The banner was all that mattered, and they gathered to it. The winds picked up a bit, but he refused to let the banner fly free of his hands.

He refused to release it, even as the sandstorm overtook him.

He didn’t let go, even as a brilliant white light erased his senses.

As the world came back into focus, the pain he’d been resolutely ignoring slammed Daveon in the ribs and the end of the banner sank into the soft ground as he leaned on it with a wheeze. Looking around was enough to show him an entirely unfamiliar landscape. It couldn’t be his home - the mud was the wrong color, for one, and there was only one sun instead of the usual three, for another - but it didn’t seem like a bad place. He was alone on a high cliff overlooking a clear aqua ocean, and the plants beneath his feet were both gentle to the touch and a brilliant green. There were soft noises of small animals on the breeze, and Daveon could feel the gentle peace of the place seeping into his bones. He coughed, the brilliant purple of his blood making an odd sheen on the greenery, and sank to his knees as the last of his strength faded.

A shadow fell across his face and he looked up to the being that had certainly not been there seconds previously. It was silhouetted against the sun, and Daveon couldn’t really make out any of the features beneath the hat it wore save for a blazing red eye. Neither spoke for a long moment, but the figure was the first to break the silence.

“Thank you, for what you did back there. For not letting the banner fall. That would have been - sub-optimal.”

Daveon’s lungs felt like they were on fire and darkness edged his vision, so he merely shrugged in response before waving his hand weakly at the ocean. The figure didn’t seem to be disappointed by his lack of speech.

“I’m afraid to say your metaverse is gone. This is the closest you can get, metaversally speaking.”

The man hesitated.

“For what it’s worth, I’m sorry.”

There were a number of things Daveon wanted to say. It’s okay, this isn’t a bad place to die. Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. Tell Monday, thank you for the stories. Give the pilots my love. I’ll be home soon.

What actually came out of his mouth, gurgling around the blood in his nose and throat, was

“Hex is hope.”

The darkness rushed in.

He closed his eyes.
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Emma lay in bed with her covers pulled up over her head and tried desperately to keep from crying.

She didn’t like it when her mother and her Daddy fought; it made her want to curl up and hide, even when she was already supposed to be asleep, like now. But she hadn’t been able to sleep right away and she could hear the shouting coming up through the vents even when she covered her head with her pillow. Her Daddy was angry about Julio? And her mother was screaming back about business trips? But Julio was nice to her, and it wasn’t Daddy’s fault his job sent him away so often!

Emma wanted to go down there and shout at them both to stop it! but she’d been tucked into bed and was supposed to be asleep and she didn’t want to make things worse by not being asleep when she was supposed to be. It wasn’t until she heard glass break downstairs that she just couldn’t take it any more.

She shuffled over to the window and pushed it open, not caring if she set off the alarm like her mother warned her about. The screen was gone a moment later, and Emma climbed out onto the roof. It took a moment to orient herself - everything looked so different at night! - but the moon was big in the sky and showed her the tree beside the house pretty clearly, and Emma managed to get into its branches with a minimum of fuss and muss.

Then she was down to the ground and off like a shot, heading for the one place she knew she wouldn’t get yelled at or scared.

The littlest park on the corner.

She ran as fast as she could in her pajamas, and didn’t stop for the roads like Julio the Gardener told her to do. Fortunately, it was late enough at night that no-one was driving, and Emma made it to the park in record time. She didn’t slow down when she hit the trees, too tired and hurting on the inside to care, and as soon as she got under the foliage the moonlight cut out abruptly. It was very dark under the trees but she kept on moving blindly, stumbling over roots and through bushes, tears running down her face making it even harder to see, until finally she tripped and fell.

Bruised, both knees skinned, in a dark forest, alone, and really really upset, Emma wailed.

Rustling of some nearby bushes brought her whipping around and for one awful second some big monster loomed out of the darkness. It was big and tall and had a weird crown, and for a terrified instant Emma recalled the tales of the monsters who lived in the woods and came out at night to eat children. She caught her breath to scream, and -

“Emma. What is wrong? Why are you out of your den this late?”

The warm, wonderfully familiar voice that spoke between her ears rang out and she saw the six glowing orbs that he had for eyes. It was Growly!

Emma leaped forward and clung to his neck, sobbing in a mixture of relief and upset. “Mom and Daddy were fighting, an’ I was s'posed to be asleep but they were loud an’ then I heard glass an’, an’ then I came here an’ it was dark an’ then I tripped, an’ an’ an’ -” Words failed her, and she buried her face in the wonderfully soft fur of his ruff.

She could feel him shift around her, big heavy walking paws pulling her closer before smaller hand-paws joined them and cradled her gently. She hiccuped, and he began to sing in his enchanting voice.

Sing soft
Above the flashing wave
Sleep soft
In the sandy cave
Dream soft
Seek the pretty colors
Feel soft
Drink the joy of others
Rest you sweetly now
You are safe
Here in this bough


As he sang, her tears slowly ran out of her and by the end she was so tired she could barely keep her eyes open.

“Emma. They will be looking for you,”

His voice was gentle and not angry, and Emma loved him a little more.

“Mom won’t wake up until noon and Daddy always spends the night somewhere else when they fight,” she told him with a pang that had her wriggling closer to his wonderfully soft and furry chest. She could feel his breathing against her cheek, and the weird ba-da-da-dump of his heartbeat thudded softly in time to his breathing.

“Then I think a night in my den would most benefit you.”

Growly didn’t end his words like a question, but Emma nodded anyway and prepared herself to be put down to walk to where he lived. To her surprise, he instead shifted his hand-paws and one of his big walking paws to keep her against his chest. Like Daddy used to do before she got too big, and the thought had her burying her face in his fur.

Growly said nothing and instead began walking in a bumpy three-limbed gait. Rocks and branches that would have tripped her seem to just magically not be where his feet landed, and the rocking motion had her nearly asleep by the time they reach the big tree. Growly paused for a long moment as they got there, his fur silvered in the moonlight that came through the branches, and Emma wanted to ask him what’s wrong but he moved before she could.

Sidling up to his den, she can feel his grip on her shift in the instant before he laid down and scootched up into the safety of the tree’s roots. Emma’d never been under the roots before - her mother didn’t like it if she came home with dirty clothes, no matter how interesting the place she’d gotten dirty had been - but with Growly there it felt warm. Safe. He hummed the lullaby again in between her ears as he moved and settled, and she couldn’t help the smile on her face as she finally drifted off.

Murem regarded Emma with concern. He’d heard her long before he’d seen her, and she hadn’t heard him the first several times he’d called. It was only the bright spike of fear when she’d seen him that had let him contact her, and that would be more concerning if she hadn’t been broadcasting images of native predators into his head strongly in that instant. He sighed and set his internal wake-up to just before the planet’s primary star rose over the horizon; he was already so hopelessly burned that he could never present himself to the Seat of Capisten again, but he’d prefer not to have to deal with worried kit’s guardians or the persistent itching caused by excess solar radiation if he didn’t have to.

Twisting a little, he managed to lay his head over Emma’s lower half and went to sleep.


Something was tickling her nose, and she batted it away. It came back, and she batted it away again. It came back for a third time, and was this time accompanied by words.

“Emma. It’s time to wake up.”

She made a protesting noise and buried her face in the wonderfully warm and soft fur beneath her. It was the best sleep she’d ever gotten, and she didn’t want to wake up yet!

She could feel his chuckle beneath her cheek and his amusement lit a warm glow in her heart as it echoed between her ears.

“Very well, but you will need to get up on my back when I tell you to; I cannot make the journey on three legs.”

Emma responded with a very sleepy yes and held on stubbornly as she felt him start shifting underneath her. Maybe a little dirt fell on her as he moved, but she didn’t care. She did care that the morning air outside the den was much, much cooler than the morning air inside the den, and at her noise of protest she felt Growly chuckle again.

He didn’t say anything though, just started lifting her with his hand-paws up onto this back. She accepted the change in position ungraciously, then stretched out along his back to keep as much of herself in contact with his body heat as she could. He held on to her with his hand-paws, and with a speed that had a breeze blowing through her hair he began heading up out of the park.

His paws faltered when they hit the sidewalk, but Emma had walked this way so many times now she felt like she could probably do it in her sleep and she closed her eyes to think hard about the way back. Growly’s pace resumed, each bound eating up space it would have taken her a few minutes even running at her full speed to cover.

Sooner than she thought possible, they were at her house; she’d left her window open last night in her hurry, and it took Growly a single bound to get up next to it. He was really too big to fit through, though, and Emma had to slide off his back to go inside.

She missed the warmth of his body as soon as she’d gotten off, with an almost physical ache behind her heart, but his words helped.

“If you are ever in distress again, do not hesitate to seek me. I will keep you safe against the whole world if need be. I look forward to our next meeting.”

Emma had crawled through the window into her room as he spoke, and at her nod he turned and bounded away as the first rays of dawn broke over the horizon.

She looked down at her pajamas. Not only were they dirty, but they were covered in green fur; if her mother found them she’d be mad. Emma pulled the pajamas off and stuffed them under her bed before struggling into a new pair and climbing into said bed. She held Growly’s voice tight to her heart and closed her eyes to get a little more sleep before anyone came looking for her.

She loved Growly.
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Cysud grunted as he heaved another load of sand into place.

He was a Class III of no particular talent, and so he had only been to Arena once when he was very young - but that still put him up on nearly every other pilot still alive. His species was very long-lived, and it was just after his first travel that he’d been taken to Arena to witness…something. He’d been very young, and had spent most of the time in the sheltering cover of his eggfriend’s forebearer’s wing. But he remembered the standing stones, and the soft sands, and the tiers of viewing stands. He remembered the high place where the arbitrator had stood, and he remembered the stairs beneath his feet.

Which had brought him to the here and now, working with other pilots who had lived. He exhaled a thin tendril of thermionic energy, raising the temperature of the sand until it shone in his eyes and formed glass. Grunting in satisfaction as it held the shape he wanted, he turned to the pilot beside him and gestured for another load to shore up the weak point in the pillar they were raising. The other pilot - Catoblepas - obliged, and Cysud sucked in a deep breath that lowered the ambient temperature by several degrees - much to the audible relief of the other members of his crew and the ones working to either side of him.

As he worked, the memory of his return to Arena swam to the surface of his mind.

It’d taken him possibly too long to admit to himself that his people no longer lived in the canyon the light had dumped him in, fresh out of Arena. His sky-drawings had gone without reaction, and it had taken several days of investigation to find the worn-away remains of the story carved into the stone near the Cave of Many Places.

They told a tale of a cataclysm, of a great shaking of the ground after strange streaks in the sky, and how the water had dried up. His people had moved on, in hopes of finding the land where the water had fled to, but in which direction that was Cysud couldn’t say. Time had worn the runes thin, and even reading that much of the story had been difficult. Where his people had chosen to go had been entirely erased, beyond his ability to even feel the runes with his fingers.

The Cave itself had seemed strangely shrunken from his memories of it, before the sight of his diamond-mesh-patterned chest had reminded him of how much he had grown. He stood tall enough now that he had to duck to make his way through the entrance, though the smooth stone of the alcoves inside seemed as timeless as they’d ever had. He’d run his hand over the stone and felt the thrumming of the place, but he couldn’t bring himself to let it take him. Cysud had changed a great deal since he’d last voluntarily gone out into the Metaverse, and deep in his heart he was afraid of finding out how much his bond had hurt his avatar. If he hadn’t need the ability to cool himself in the blasting heat of the day, he would have relinquished his bond then and there.

But he still needed it, needed it to keep himself safe until he reached his people. With a silent apology to his avatar, he had held on to his bond and started flying into the West. When he reached his people, he would let it go with a willing heart.

Of course, that presupposed he could find them. As days turned into weeks turned into months of flying for the daylight hours and eating whatever he could scavenge at night - if there was one thing he’d learned in Arena, it was that food came in many forms and how to eat even the most unappetizing of meals - his hope grew smaller. Wherever his people had gone, they were very far away - if any of them had survived at all. He’d found no runes since leaving the canyon, nor signs of dwellings, and his hope was fading.

And then, one day, someone had arrived.

It wasn’t one of his people; the heat signature was far too small and mottled to ever make that mistake. Yet there was passing familiarity to it - and besides, it had appeared out of nowhere. That warranted a second look if nothing else did. The conversation that had followed was etched deep in Cysud’s memory.

“You’re needed.”

“Where?”

“Back on Arena. The slate’s been wiped clean, and it’s time for it to start working like it used to again.”

“I’m done with Arena. Why do they need my help anyway?”

“You remember what it used to be like.”

“I went there once while I was barely big enough to leave the nest, and that was only because the Cave had worked for me. It’s been a long time.”

“And yet you remember it.”

A pause.

“Yes, I remember it. I remember what it looked like before the City rose. So what?”

“So they need your help to put it back.”

“You should know how it’s supposed to be. You help them.”

“So you do recognize me.”

“Even to my eyes, you’re alight with the vested power of Metaverse Enforcement. Plus the hat is pretty recognizable.”

“Then you know why I can’t help.”

Another pause.

“Say I did help. Would you do something for me?”

A snort. “Depends on what that something is.”

“Nothing illegal. I want you to promise that I’ll come back to my people here when I finish there.”

A look. “I can’t promise that.”

“Then I’m not going. I’ll stay here and find my people or die trying.”

“Wait. I can’t promise that because I’m not allowed there and you know it. But! I will arrange for your safe passage back when it’s all said and done.”

“Back to this world, back to my people?”

“You have my word that I’ll arrange it. Back to this world, back to your species here.”

A very long pause.

“Deal.”

“Deal.”

A handshake that dissolves into the white-hot everything of travelling between worlds.

Cysud shook his head as he looked around. Besides Catoblepas, his team consisted of two smaller bipeds named Nekulturny and Mids, a very tall hexapod who had said to call him Skitters, and a legless reptilian named Kadiss. They were assigned to work on the pillars that ringed the designated combat area, which Cysud could only be grateful for. He didn’t envy the poor sods whose job it was to extract the ruined pieces of city from beneath the sands of the ring to make it safe to fight in once again.

A whistle came from the East, and all the teams began setting down whatever materials they’d been carrying - whether it was detritus of the city or the makings of the place anew - and heading towards the whistle. Arena wasn’t meant for long-term use, so they were still having to bring in food and water to keep the pilots going - but the shipments were tapering off as more and more of the work was completed. Soon enough Arena would stand as Cysud and a scarce handful of others remembered it, and those who’d volunteered to help rebuild it could depart.

Cysud’s eyes strayed over to the work table, where their leaders stood in conference. Legends, one and all; The Brony, Andi Jaymes, Clarence Jaxun. Cysud had resisted listening to their stories before Collyseum had fallen, and had spoken to them without knowing who they truly were when he’d first been returned to this half-land. Now, after weeks in the company of other survivors, he’d heard their stories.

It was difficult, truly, to think that such young pilots had accomplished so much good. Cysud couldn’t ever remember having been that young, though he supposed he must have been at one point. He rubbed the cross-hatched marks on his chest meditatively. He couldn’t truly say that he had ever done the Metaverse much good himself, but these people had. He knew, too, of the loss they had suffered to come this far; the half-finished memorial at the head of all the construction was merely a testament to the knowledge they all shared.

He wasn’t alone in wishing he could do more them, either, but nobody had yet come up with a good idea how. Many ideas were floated and rejected - out of their hearing, of course - and nothing had been settled yet. Cysud privately thought the best that could be done for them would be to send them home and finish the work in their honor while they rested, but he kept his thoughts to himself as he gathered with the others for food. Mealtimes were communal, now, the air filled with the quiet sound of talking as those with universal translators spoke for and to those that didn’t. Stories were swapped, experiences compared, friends made, and the future imagined between each word and breath.

Cysud finished his meal and leaned back to soak it in, one common theme cropping up again and again in the conversations going on around him.

Hex is hope.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=156#p156 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:14:22 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=156#p156
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Emma Tomlinson was scared.

All the lights in the house were off and wouldn’t turn back on, the fridge had stopped humming, the TV wouldn’t turn on, and neither her mother nor her Daddy were home. Her mother had said she was just going down the road to get some stuff from the store; when she did that she always took a really long time and came back with pretty-colored bottles she wouldn’t let Emma touch, except this time it was even longer than usual and Emma didn’t like it. Her Daddy was at work and wouldn’t be home for another hour or two, and Emma was scared now.

Mind made up, she ran to her room and grabbed her backpack. She put in a spare set of clothes so her mother wouldn’t complain when she came home dirty, then ran downstairs and grabbed a bottle of water and some cheese sticks from the fridge. She considered bringing something for Growly, but she didn’t really have enough room left in her backpack after she’d put the other stuff in there and it wasn’t her usual day to go visit him so there weren’t any of his snacks in the fridge.

She hoisted the backpack onto her shoulders and slipped out the front door, making sure to lock it up just like her mother taught her. The little number keys beside the door were dark and didn’t beep, but she put the code in anyway, just in case. Turning, she took one step off the porch and was arrested by a dog barking. She blinked and glanced around; one of her neighbors was walking their dog, a small terrier that barked at everything and bit you if you tried to pet it. Emma didn’t like that dog - or that neighbor, though she wouldn’t say so because that was Not A Polite Thing To Do, Young Lady - so she turned and hurried off towards Growly’s house.

As she walked she saw more and more people starting to walk too. Most of the adults looked worried, but the kids seemed to be either happy to be outside or sulky because they had to go outside with very few in between. Emma avoided them all; the kids were boring and the adults would try and keep her from meeting with Growly and with all the strangeness of the day she really wanted the comfort of Growly’s fur.

It was odder still that nobody was driving their cars. Emma still checked both ways before crossing the street, but even though some cars were in the middle they weren’t moving. The ones in the middle looked broken, in fact; glass sprinkled the road around them with bigger chunks still hanging down outside the frames. Emma didn’t stop to look closer, even though the glass sparkled so prettily under the afternoon sun. Her mother had always been very definite that broken glass was A Mess, and Emma didn’t want to get messy before she even got to Growly’s house. Showing up to another person’s house all messy was just bad manners, after all.

On reaching the park, she wobbled for a moment at the outskirts; the park was busier than she’d ever seen it, a number of parents apparently having decided to exercise their kids to make them stop whining. The kids themselves were playing noisily on the playground equipment and running around on the grass while the adults were huddled together and talking with worried faces. Something about the knots of worried adults made Emma’s stomach clench unpleasantly - where were her parents? She didn’t know, and hurried towards the trees so she didn’t have to think about it.

The treeline was quieter, the noise of the other kids playing muted somewhat by the vegetation, and she hurried a little as she walked down the familiar path. The park was different when it was noisy, but compared to what was happening with everything else it wasn’t so bad; Emma almost wished she could join the other children, but they all had parents watching them and her parents weren’t around. Her parents were never around, but now it was scary and she wanted Growly. Growly was very smart and always knew what to say and do, like when she’d asked him about the Bad Man on the television.

Fortunately she didn’t encounter anyone else on her way - though she saw flashes of adults walking other trails - and she had arrived at Growly’s house in pretty short order.

“Growly!”

Emma didn’t quite shout - her mother hated it when she shouted - but she did raise her voice and six opalline eyes blinked a greeting from the shadows. “Emma,” he responded gravely between her ears, and the overwhelming surge of relief nearly brought tears to her eyes. She was safe with Growly; he would know what to!

“Emma, what is wrong? It is not our usual time of meeting.” Emma could feel the concern in his voice wrap around her like a blanket, and felt a little silly for her overreaction to the day’s events. Still, she couldn’t help but feel better as he moved to the edge of the shadows and the outline of his funny mustache became visible against the deeper shadows of the root system.

“I don’t understand, Growly, but the television won’t go on, and the icebox won’t hum, and my phone won’t go on, and mother and Daddy aren’t home, and everybody’s out walking and no cars are driving and it just feels wrong. Like you tried to show me about the colors except it’s just bad and kinda yellow?” Emma let it all out in a rush and immediately felt a weight lift off her chest, a weight lightened further by the fact that Growly didn’t dismiss everything as her imagination. Instead he seemed lost in thought, mustache bristling bushier than she’d ever seen it.

“May I see your phone?” The question came into her mind neutrally, no derision or scorn….but nothing happier either and Emma blinked with a sudden sense of foreboding. “Sure,” she said and pulled her pack off so she could zip open one of the outer pouches. “Mother gave it to me to use in emergencies only and makes me charge it every third night, but I tried to call her and it didn’t work. I charged it up like she showed me, I swear,” she added hurriedly, afraid he’d think she messed up and let it run out of charge.

“I believe you took excellent care of it; you are not a careless kit. I wish to see it for another reason; it may have a story of its own to tell.” Emma beamed at Growly’s words; he knew she could take care of her things! That made her Responsible and a good child. Fishing the phone out of its pocket, she made sure to hold it under the shadow of the overhang above them. Growly took it in one of his funny hand-paws and inspected it closely. First he felt along the case with his hand-paws, then he sniffed it - brushing it through is mustache as he did so - before finally-

“Ew!” She exclaimed as his wide purple tongue ran gently over the device from top to bottom. She could feel his amusement between her eyes, but he didn’t respond; instead, he held the phone up to be inspected visually before huffing a great sigh that set his mustache a-fluttering. His amusement faded, but nothing replaced it in her mind and she blinked. “Growly? What’s wrong?”

Growly set the phone gently on the packed dirt floor and gazed at it for a long moment before looking at her with all six of his eyes. “Emma. You say your caretakers have not returned home?” His tone was neutral and she couldn’t feel anything from it in her head. It was strange, and she didn’t like it, but she did her best to clamp down on her unease. “Yes; mother went to the store hours and hours ago and didn’t come back, and Daddy’s at work.”

“And there is no one else you would seek shelter from?” Again, his tone was neutral and his words particularly colorless. Emma blinked, lost, as she tried to think; the only person she could really think of was Growly. Did he not want to help her? Her eyes filled with tears as her lip began to wobble, the events of the day suddenly looming large and scary again. “N-no! B-but you s-said come to you if things got b-bad an’, an’” overwrought, she could feel tears start running down her face and she closed her eyes to dash them away. With mother and Daddy disappeared, and Growly - Growly - where else was she supposed to go?

Big paws landed on her shoulders unexpectedly and pulled her close to a furry barrel of a chest, smaller hand-paws running warm lines up and down her back. “Oh, I did not mean to frighten you, Emma. By law I am required to ensure all other caretakers have given up their claims to a kit before I may take it as my own. Such are the Laws of Capisten; so they are ordained, so shall they be enforced.” His voice was warm between her ears, the last part echoing weirdly like a bunch of other voices were saying it at the same time in the same way. It had the sound of finality to it, an almost binding force, and more tears squeezed themselves out of her eyes as her head felt unbearably full of it.

“I, Murem Sivaowl Ryggaus ki Capisten, third in line to the Seat of Capisten in absentia, do so claim Emma; until she may choose her own path, let her be Emma Josri Ryggaus ki Capisten, fourteenth in line to the Seat of Capisten in absentia. In accordance with the Laws of Capisten, let my words be binding.” Again, the last sentence had a really weird echo, like many voices were saying at once along with Growly. As he finished speaking, warmth crashed through Emma like a wave; she was safe, and secure in Growly’s paws and in the den he’d made livable, and he’d never willingly let her come to harm and she knew it down to her bones.

When he spoke again it was in a quieter voice, a certain thread of exhaustion running through it. “I had not expected the honor of kits, but I will do my best. I do not think it safe to stay here overlong; there is nothing to be found for food that was not brought in by others, and they will not be bringing anything again for an unknown time. Rest now Emma, and I will take us somewhere safer when the primary star has gone below the horizon. Sleep,” the last word was a command Emma, exhausted by the day so far, was happy to obey and, snuggling closer to Growly - whose warmth she could feel all the time between her ears now, even when he wasn’t speaking - she fell asleep.
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Swims Many Shoals did not feel well.

He wasn’t sick, exactly. No disease preyed upon his health, no bad food rotted in his belly - but a shadow loomed over his heart nevertheless at the thought of what he had to do. Of what the duty was of him and all his siblings.

It’s not every day you were obligated to kill your mother, after all.

Of course, it wasn’t just that Hunts Swift Prey was their mother. She had also been the leader of the Greater Spinwise Current Frenzy for many years. Her nuanced understanding of group dynamics and uncanny acumen in dealing with those not a part of the frenzy had made her the best leader in several generations, and the changes she had wrought had let the frenzy grow to the largest it had been in living memory thanks to pioneering food storage techniques and new and improved catching strategies.

Swims Many Shoals and all her progeny had profited greatly from her leadership, and so they had ignored the strangeness at first. Hunts Swift Prey was getting on in years, a little shortness of temper was to be expected. A certain amount of rudeness, both to them and their allies could be traced to the same source. Maybe the moodiness was due to a bad meal. The punishments were a little more aggressive, but nothing too far beyond acceptable limits.

And then she’d devoured her litter.

It wasn’t unheard of, when times were lean and the frenzy was getting too large. But they’d never had more food, the new method of preservation Hunts Swift Prey had negotiated for from the Kesshcarron - a type of bottom-dweller - had allowed them to lay in enough food to last three seasons before hunting again, even if they added another dozen to their number. There had been no reason to devour a litter, and when Swims Many Shoals had pressed her for a reason she had sent him away bleeding from a gash in his shoulder and without a response. Closes Many Wounds had tutted over the depth of the gash, but said nothing about where Swims Many Shoals had acquired it.

For all the knotty problems such an action entailed Hunts Swift Prey was their most respected and beloved leader, and had been for many years, and they trusted her enough to accept the complete lack of explanation she provided. They’d kept a closer watch on her afterwards though, Swims Many Shoals and Closes Many Wounds, which made her even more quarrelsome and a number of their brethren had acquired new scars from a correcting nip that was harder than warranted.

Some days were better than others, but on the whole time wore away their beloved leader. Lights turned to seasons, and Swims Many Shoals - being one of the few fast enough to dodge the quick, often petulant strikes of Hunts Swift Prey as well as being one of her favorite children - had gotten perhaps the best view of her deterioration.

So when she ate a second litter, he couldn’t say he was surprised.

Indeed, the consensus was more resignation than horror. As the leader of the frenzy and the only one allowed to breed, a certain amount of behavior was excusable - but this was not. She had killed the future of the frenzy three times over; first by becoming increasingly hostile to allies, then by attacking members of the frenzy unprovoked, and finally by killing the future generations.

The frenzy couldn’t survive such a betrayal. They had gathered and spoken for a long time before reaching a consensus; they would kill the mad husk that had been Hunts Swift Prey, and then they would disperse. None of them particularly wished to take Hunts Swift Prey’s place, though killing her would allow any of the females license to do so, and the waters around them had soured with bad memories and a taste of madness. So they would leave; those with desirable skills would pair up with those whose skills were less so to ensure all would find new frenzies, and they would leave the waters they had lived in all their lives to find new homes free of the taint of what Hunts Swift Prey had done.

But first they had to kill her, and that was not an easy task.

Swims Many Shoals had been elected to bring her to the ambush. He’d objected, but been overruled on the reasonable grounds that whoever did it was going to be the closest to her when the attack started and therefore in the most danger. As the swiftest, he was the most likely to live. Unstated was the fact that, even in the throes of whatever madness had taken her mind, she had shown a reluctance to attack him that no other member of the frenzy shared.

Which had led him to the here and now, swimming a respectful distance away from his mother as he subtly guided her to her doom. It was necessary, a litter eater could not be allowed to live, yet it still rested uneasily with him. For everything she had done - to him, to the frenzy - she was still his mother. Hunts Swift Prey seemed oblivious to his disquiet, however, where before she would have seen and sussed out the reason why before they had swum half a klick - that, more than anything was a sign to Swims Many Shoals that whatever this thing was, it wasn’t his mother anymore.

When the frenzy struck, she was caught completely unawares.

Reads The Currents was the first to land a hit, coming up from below and behind a dead coral outcropping. Her teeth gashed open Hunts Swift Prey’s side and blood spread in the water like a great storm cloud. Hunts Swift Prey’s retaliation had been immediate - but, as predicted, not towards Swims Many Shoals, and Reads The Currents had already ducked out of range.

Then the rest of the frenzy descended.

It was a short, ugly fight. Hunts Swift Prey was their finest fighter, but she was no match for seven generations of her adult progeny. Three of them perished at her claws; Dances In Air died choking when a powerful strike sliced open her gills, Breaker Of Shells died when a lucky lash broke his neck, and Fights The Tide - her second in command and father of the frenzy - was laid open from neck to waist, sinking as his swim bladders ruptured.

Three of their own dead and drifting in the current when Hunts Swift Prey finally stopped thrashing. The water was thick with blood and offal, the latter mostly from Fights The Tide, but the normal hunger such things normally evoked was curiously absent. Their species was not an introspective one; they had no funeral traditions, the bodies of the fallen were usually eaten and the bones left to drift, but something about the thought of doing that this time was… unsettling.

Wrong.

Swims Many Shoals was the first to move, swimming forward slowly toward the mortal remains of their collective mother and greatest leader. A few of his siblings made aborted movements to get in his way, but ceased when he began to clean the body up as best he could. Closes Many Wounds, one of the few who had abstained from the attack itself, joined him as he brushed the torn skin smooth and closed the glassy eyes.

There wasn’t much that could be done, but the two of them did what they could while the others hung silently in the water and watched. When they had finished, Closes Many Wounds drew back while Swims Many Shoals gently pulled the corpse over to the dead coral outcrop. He couldn’t say why he was drawn to the spot, but dead to the dead seemed somehow fitting. He tucked the mortal remains of Hunts Swift Prey gently into a crevice between two folds of the coral and placed rocks around and on her to keep her from floating away.

When he could do nothing else for the one who had given them so much, he drew back and let his arms fall to his sides. His siblings departed two by two, without fanfare, without words. But the deaths had left the numbers uneven, so in the end Swims Many Shoals was left alone with the grisly monument.

It wasn’t a good place to be; with the Greater Spinwise Current frenzy’s dissolution the territory - and the name - were ripe for the taking. Another frenzy would come to claim it as their own, for it was rich enough to sustain five litters even without the tips and tricks Hunts Swift Prey had bartered for over the years. Any new frenzy who did would, of course, kill any of the previous occupants they found in the territory, as was their right; it did no good, after all, to let drains on valuable resources continue living when they provided nothing in return for what they took.

And it wasn’t as though Swims Many Shoals had no options. He was strong and fast and knew a great deal about the changes Hunts Swift Prey had made during her leadership; another frenzy would welcome him gladly as breeding stock and a contender for subordinate leadership positions. He could swim as far and as fast as he liked and he could have a good life wherever he ended up..

But he didn’t want to leave.

He hadn’t been second in command, but he had been one of the closest to his mother in the frenzy, a confidant and beloved child… before. If only he had seen what was happening, if only he had recognized the moodiness wasn’t some passing thing, if only he had done something sooner.

If only, if only, if only

The guilt ate at his insides like acid as he hung in place, unable to tear his eyes away from the makeshift grave. Finally, he could bear it no longer. Drawn as if by gravity, he swam over to a nearby spot on the dead coral stalk and wound his arms through whatever holes he could find and settled down to wait. He would not give up and abandon her in death as he had in life; starving to death was a slow way to go but, in the end, he’d see his mother again.

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In a dusty wasteland where the plants are bitter and stunted and the sun shines red through the clouds, a hunched figure stalks the days and nights. It might have been a pretty blonde woman in a shapeless shirt and pants, tied at the waist. It might have been a lovely woman, the toast of her neighborhood, with blonde hair and a bright future in the Party. It might have been a gladiator, scraping gossip like lifeblood from a place riddled with despair.

It might have been all of those things, once upon a time, but it isn’t anymore.

Now it is death.

It kills everything it finds - friendly, unfriendly, mutated, unchanged, barely sentient and hyper-intelligent. Everything. No exceptions.

Of course, it has to find them first.

Hiding from it is difficult but not impossible. The trick is to stay, in whatever hiding spot you’ve chosen; if you run, it WILL catch you.

And that’s just what they’re counting on.

They’re a motley bunch, drawn together for a variety of reasons but united in one purpose: Kill the beast. Some were in it for the money - bounties from across the wasteland. Others joined for vengeance, for loss and grief; still others sought the glory, the prestige of putting down a legend. In the end, it didn’t matter why they were here, only that they were here.

They’d drawn sticks to see who was bait, and the poor bastard was sweating it out at the mouth of the canyon they’d set the ambush in. His job was to get the thing’s attention and draw it as far into the canyon as he could - after all, the thing seemed to prefer moving prey. The rest of them waited at the lip of the canyon, armed with whatever they had in the way of guns. They had to wait until all of them had a clear shot, or this’d be the death of them all.

They had one shot.

A yelp, followed by four running steps was all the warning they got before the screaming started, and all the killers tightened their grips on whatever weapon they had. The screaming stopped, replaced by an ugly, wet crunching. It went on for an improbably long time, but the silence when that stopped was profound.

The thing appeared in the mouth of the canyon, but they held their fire. It walked slowly some way into the canyon, and they held their fire. It made its way further into the canyon, and paused in the center.

They fired.

The thing was fast, but not faster than a bullet.

Ten bullets.

A hundred bullets.

When it fell, it didn’t look like anything anymore.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=158#p158 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:32:09 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=158#p158
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It starts with a shift in the grass, an instability in the cliff itself.

On a cliff overlooking an ocean, there is a pole.

It has a crossbar, to which a few, moldy scraps of fabric still cling, but there’s not much left of whatever was there. A flag, one that meant much to many. Not that you can tell anymore; time and tide wait for no one and inexorable entropy’s eaten away nearly all that it was.

The pole itself is unremarkable; it is some kind of metal, but not one you’d find in this land. Not that its foreign composition has saved it from the salt in the wind. It’s mottled up an down with corrosion, and some pieces have fallen away entirely. One day the ocean will have it all.

It continues with a groan, a rumble, a subsonic vibration that sends local wildlife scattering in fear.

There’s something at the base of the pole, where it is shrouded by a veritable riot of small plants. Most of them are flowering, sweet scents lingering in the air and blossoms obscuring the base of the pole. There’s a definite shape to the greenery, but it’s not until the vine are moved aside that said shape becomes as clear as the bleached-white bones that are revealed in that fashion.

The whole skeleton rests intact, the vines having grown up and around and through the bones which themselves interlock a surprising amount. A grinning skull with sharp teeth and half a dozen empty eyesockets rests on the ground in front of the flag, just in front of a spinal column that traces a line nearly two meters in length from skull to what are very clearly pelvic bones, with another three meters describing a gentle arc of a tail.

The shoulders and ribs - two of which are broken - rest against the base of the pole, and one bony arm is tied to it by small tendrils of vines seeking the sunlight. The claws, anchored to the bone of the last joint in each finger, shine dully in the sunlight, polished smooth by the salt-laden sea air.

It rises to a roar, a howl, a spray of dust rising towards the heavens.

Indeed, the skeleton in its entirety is remarkably smooth. No scavengers have disturbed this corpse, nor the pole to which it clutches, nor the banner that flies from the pole. Perhaps it is because the skeleton does not belong there, perhaps it was out of respect for its passing.

No matter why, no matter how, time and tide wait for no one.

It ends with a cascade of stone and bone and soil and metal, as the cliff slides gently into the embrace of the sea.
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The temple was coming together nicely.

As Hristiana strode through the cacophony of the builders, the glimmering helm-crown of Archpriestess flashing on her brow, she couldn’t help the genuine smile of pleasure the progress made had brought to her lips. Though it had taken a disproportionate amount of time for the priesthood to reach a consensus about the location for her temple, once a site had been decided upon the gods themselves had handed down a design for a temple such as the world had never seen, and had given an unprecedented amount of aid to hasten the progress of bringing it about.

The main doors - each to one side of a wide, empty outer stretch of wall whose purpose had only recently become clear - opened into a grand hall lined with eight statues; Bruno Hamilton faced Andi Jaymes, Jenika Clarkson faced Thomas Wells, Wyatt Maxwell faced Rosie Harvin, and Crash Jaxun stood across from Brony Robbins at the head of the hall. Behind each statue was a series of carved alcoves, each one dedicated to a trusted partner of the pilot in front of them. Spreading out from the hall were two lesser wings, each containing the pilot-statues and avatar-alcoves of the rest of the Exemplars Hristiana had returned with.

Even though most of the alcoves were empty - a number of them were even unfinished, rough stone absorbing light where the polished rock would reflect it back to the viewer - and the plinths for the interior statues stood empty, a number of priests, priestesses, priestlis, and praestors - all of them either fresh from the Learning or the lowest of the low from other, better-established temples - were already worshiping at the places marked out for each. There were no prayers developed yet, but a constant mantra fell from every lip as the assembled clergy opened their souls to the gods; Hex is Hope. The refrain burbled through the vast, echoing hall, sounding not unlike the wash of ocean upon the shore. More prayers would be created or be granted to them by the gods as the temple established itself, of that Hristiana had no doubt, and the sound would change.

But for now, she reveled in the tide.

Each of the supplicants prayed now for knowledge; Hristiana had given all that she knew to the gods, all the stories and the pain and the suffering and the battles - and, in the end, the triumph. The gods had declared her worthy of the position Archpriestess, but they had needed to take the knowledge from her so they could impress it upon other souls and she had given it gladly. The gods would judge each of those who prayed to them, giving to those who passed their judgement knowledge of the Exemplar they prayed about and granting them standing in the temple.

Hristiana was, herself, Archpriestess of the whole temple; normally each Exemplar would have two High Attendants who would deal with the day-to-day matters of the Exemplar and those wishing to pray to them, with however many regular priesthood the temple had the wherewithal to support. With the sudden influx of more than two score Exemplars into one temple, each one just as worthy as the last and all with virtues many would aspire to, the structure had not yet made itself clear. That would be Hristiana’s job, to determine what would best suit the needs of her new temple and either implement the necessary changes or acquire the required materials.

Something that, as the youngest Archpriestess in several centuries and the only one to have ever acquired the rank before acquiring the Deep Knowledge, she was currently having difficulties with. Hristiana couldn’t help the frown that tugged at her lips as she looked around at the half-finished building. More than five years since her return, and all the statues that should be on display were still resting less than half-done on pedestals in the district reserved for sculptors and stonemasons.

All except one.

Hristiana’s smile grew smaller, though no less sincere, as she walked through the front doors to the open area in front of the temple. There, shining brilliantly in the late evening sun, was the statue that had taken up residence in front of the blank stretch of wall between the two front doors. Solid gold, as near as the alchemists could tell, and coated in the crystal of the gods so that it shone both day and night, it stood just up under the eaves of the roof and looked down at all who entered with a benevolent expression.

Unlike nearly all the other pilots and avatars, who would have statues representative of who they were rather than what they truly looked like - for Hristiana had never seen any of the pilots, save two - this was a statue of the pilot as she had truly looked; of that, Hristiana had absolutely no doubt, though she had never known the woman in life. At her feet a fountain of extraordinary purity flowed to and from nowhere, free for all to drink from, and on the wall behind her the gods had placed an inscription.

Maddox McPhernon, who gave the whole of herself to save us all.

Hristiana bowed to the statue, relishing the feeling of peace that washed through her at the action, and continued toward the arts district where the rest of the statues were being made. It had been too long since the gods had commanded they be made and there should have been word of progress beyond that they were being worked on. Especially since the gods themselves were taking a lavish hand with this temple, involving themselves far more in this mortal than any other in recent history. Theories abounded as to why they were doing so, but even the blindest fool would have to acknowledge that the gods had a vested interest.

Which doesn’t reflect well on the hidebound fools currently obstructing my efforts, Hristiana thought sourly. Archpriestlis Nasos of the Temple of Themistoklis was the loudest naysayer; lir outrage had been immediate and loud when Hristiana had been granted the helm-crown, and had only been brought down to simmering grumbles when all the wine in lir temple turned to blood overnight - a fact that had li had found the hard way when starting the morning services.

Others had stood with lir, albeit more subtly, and thus long months of arguing and delays had gone by before even the temple’s location could be agreed upon. Hristiana had found the whole song and dance distasteful - they were servants to warrior gods, if the others objected to her or her methods they should meet her on the challenge-sands - but had managed it with as much grace as she could muster and help from a most unexpected source.

Manousos, Archpriest of one of the oldest and most well-respected Temples - one of the few others that housed more than one Exemplar, interestingly - had made a point to meet with Hristiana publicly and congratulate her on the progress she’d made on the temple. He’d seemed sincere enough, but Hristiana couldn’t shake the feeling that something darker lurked beneath the face of such benevolence. She’d thanked him exactly as politely as was required of her, and no more, and privately resolved to keep an eye on him.

Still, his public display had done some good and the very day after that encounter the sculptors towards whom her feet now carried her had shown up to the skeleton of her temple and offered their services. She hadn’t recognized their names when they presented themselves to her, but as it had been years since the life-takers had stolen her away she would honestly have been more surprised if she had recognized them. The examples they had shown her were more than acceptable, and if the gods did not bless them with inspiration she would be very surprised.

And yet, they still had not finished even one statue.

And Hristiana had a sinking suspicion as to why.
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Bruno kept his head bowed over his gun as he checked it over yet again.

Submarine operations were usually tense at best; this one brought a new level of stifling fatigue. The stealth submarine that was currently carrying them across the Black Sea ran with an absolute minimum of noise. Engines were muffled with a multitude of extra baffles, wooden utensils handed out instead of he usual cheap tin, and maintenance was kept to whatever they could get done quietly; they were deep in enemy territory here, and discovery would spell disaster for relations between the US and the USSR in addition to their own, grisly deaths.

The silence sat around Bruno, Weber, and the eight other guys that’d been assigned to the mission like a funeral pall. Cards were played in tense silence, conversations done in whispers, notes, or half-remembered sign language liberally sprinkled with military handsignals and general crudeness. The first guy who’d laughed too loudly that morning - PFC Marcus “Lizard” Doughty - had had the skipper of the submarine come down on his head like a ton of bricks; Bruno wouldn’t be surprised if the guy ended up scrubbing the head for the rest of their journey, the skipper’d been that pissed.

Nominally, the Marines in the sub were training for cold weather conditions somewhere in the asscrack of Alaska. Most of the unit actually was; those selected for the current mission had gone with the main group as far as Fort Hill before being split off and sent to the rendezvous point near Istanbul. Bruno wasn’t sure whether he was glad to be here instead of with the rest of the unit or not; teeth-freezing cold was starting to look preferable to spending another three days trapped in this tin can. Lieutenant Henry “Hacksaw” Woodbridge, in overall command of the mission, was a competent soldier with all the charming personality of a Glasgow kiss; Bruno himself wasn’t what you’d call a glowing socialite but at least he’d remembered to pack a deck of cards. Woodbridge spent the long hours alternating between pouring over what schematics Command had been able to provide them of their target and maps of the surrounding area, and having long, muttered conversations with himself that were always loud enough you knew what he was doing but quiet enough that you couldn’t make out what, exactly, he was saying.

A real charmer.

Still, whatever his personal quirks his performance in the field was beyond reproach and Bruno could deal with it. Usually. When not stuck on a tin can for three days with the man.

At least the rest of the assigned personnel were generally less grating. The commander of their tiny craft was a balding Commander William Hayes, a nervous older man who had the pallor of someone who spent too much time beneath the waves instead of above them and the antacid habit of a man who’d spent far too much time behind enemy lines. He knew every inch of his boat and could navigate her through the trickiest of waters, whatever his personal failings, and that was really all Bruno could ask for. The two pilots - Petty Officers Michael Montgomery and Lewis Burbank - were much better company, playing cards with the assembled marines whenever they were off-duty. Quietly, of course. The lone engineer - Lt. Cmdr. John Morrows - kept to himself, as much as anybody could on a tub this size, and never seemed to have much to say. Which, given the mission, was probably for the best.

Now, less than ten minutes away from the target, the tension in the sub was thick enough to cut with a knife. Bruno wasn’t the only one checking his weapon, and all packs of cards had been put away. Woodbridge was lurking near the foot of the ladder with PFCs Ferguson, Hubbard, Lawson, and Graham; clumped up around Bruno himself were Rowland, Estrada, Weber, and the unfortunate Doughty who still smelled faintly of cleaning chemicals. The overall mission, as Bruno understood it, was to go in and take out a listening post the Russians were trying to get operational for monitoring sub traffic on the Black Sea; Woodbridge’s team had the unenviable task of gaining access to the main operations hub and getting as much data about the Russian deployment as they could - including and especially the designs for the upgraded hydrophones Russia had purportedly used - while the secondary team lead by Bruno would conduct physical sabotage of the cables linking the post to the hydrophone network.

Hayes was hovering over Montgomery as the younger man made minute adjustments to the controls, all nonessential lights off in the control room. The listening post was located in an underwater base accessible only by submarine; intelligence suggested that the Russians relied on its secrecy and inaccessibility over more active defenses, but at this range and relying totally on passive monitoring systems it was mostly guesswork and prayer that they didn’t find another sub the very hard way.

Finally the man exhaled sharply and pulled the throttle all the way back to idle. “That’s it.” The words ricocheted around the interior of the craft and everyone tensed for a brief moment. Hayes looked ready for murder for a second, before giving a curt nod to Woodbridge. Woodbridge, in his turn, wasted no time in shimmying up the ladder and cracking the hatch less than an inch. When that produced no audible reaction, he eased it open the rest of the way and climbed out, the rest of his squad following him in short order.

Bruno assembled his own men at the base of the ladder as Lawson’s feet disappeared off the ladder and out of sight; Woodbridge’s group had much further to go, and they’d decided on a twenty-minute delay between each group to decrease chances of the larger combined group being discovered before any objectives could be accomplished. Weber fidgeted as the twenty minutes dragged slowly by, his restless fingers patting down various pockets and pouches as if to make sure he hadn’t forgotten anything, then starting again from the top when he’d checked the last of the pockets he could reach without bending over. Bruno let it go; as far as tics went, it wasn’t a bad one and Weber hadn’t had the easiest time of it since Tunstall had been given his discharge.

The chronometer on the wall ticked over and Hayes gave them the nod. Bruno went up the ladder first, the rubber soles of his boots making as little noise as he could manage on the metal rungs. Poking his head out of the hatch showed him that Montgomery - in a feat of skill Bruno wouldn’t have believed possible - had managed to snuggle them dangerously close to a hulking behemoth of a Russian sub, shielding them largely from view of the buzzing electrical lights above the wharf section of the base; the other side was a sheer wall, which meant they were practically invisible.

Bruno hauled himself out of the hatch and slipped into the water as quietly as he could; the cold concrete walls amplified every noise and echoed them endlessly, though at this point the only noises were the quiet bootfalls and occasional Russian phrases exchanged by the bored guards of the late shift. Bruno treaded water as the rest of his team slipped out of the hatch and into the water one by one; Montgomery had only brought the hatch itself a few inches above water, to keep the profile of both Marines and sub as small as he could. As soon as Bruno’s team was away he’d sink to the floor for four hours before resurfacing to pick them back up and get the hell outta dodge.

Estrada was the last one out of the hatch, and he closed it with a soft clunk before tightening the wheel to secure it. Sliding off the hull, he joined the rest of them in the water and Bruno took point as the struck out for the least-lit section of wharf they could see. Behind them, the sub they’d come in on dropped below the surface of the water with barely a ripple; they had four hours on the clock to reach the hydrophone cables, disable them, and return, or they’d have to find their own ride out and as much as Bruno knew Graves would have been delighted to steal a Russian submarine, he himself would prefer if everything went according to plan and they took their own sub home.

The pair of boots hanging over the edge of the dock itself and belonging to a very unconscious Russian soldier were a pretty decent indicator that Woodbridge had also landed here and as Bruno poked his head cautiously above the level the trail of dripped water not fully disguised by extant puddles sealed it - though the trail was only obvious from a certain angle. He hauled himself up onto the edge as quietly as he could, keeping a sharp ear out for footfalls even as he reached back down to pull Doughty out of the water. Doughty turned and grabbed Rowland while Bruno snagged Weber and pulled him out. Estrada was the last one up, and Bruno gave Rowland the nod as soon as Estrada was out. Rowland nodded back and darted away quickly, following the wet trail Woodbridge’s team had already left.

Fortunately Woodbridge had cleared out most of the guards between the water and the door to the rest of the base; Bruno’s squad was able to get through the door with relative ease and an absolute minimum of time wasted. Once through, the base was like many others Bruno had been tasked to infiltrate over the years. Whitewashed concrete walls and stark fluorescent lighting made shadows stretch ahead as well as behind and doors set flat with no inset made for nerve-wracking progress as they traversed towards their target. Fortunately, this base being more military than KGB meant that everything was labeled. The schematics provided had been rather sketchy on details, but following signs for Electrical Maintenance seemed like a good bet.

Electrical Maintenance was not a good bet. Electrical Maintenance was a dead end with too many guards for comfort; while they’d managed to prevent the alarm from being raised immediately, someone was going to find the bodies they’d stashed in the janitorial closet sooner rather than later and then they’d really be in trouble. Still, they had managed to find a map of the place and hadn’t fallen too far behind on their timeline; two hours in, two hours to go, and a better idea of their actual target location were gratifying in a way that six bodies distinctly weren’t. Their new target - Deep Sea Through Room - had been marked on the simplified floor plan as being recently redone, and in need of extra power couplings; with any luck, the hydrophone cabling would enter the base there.

It took another half-hour to find the correct hallway; the label on the door they wanted still read “Office 4B” and they wasted a further twenty minutes unlocking doors up and down the hallway before they found it. The room was dark and cold, but the retrofitting for the hydrophone wiring was extremely obvious. The wires themselves were thankfully not terribly large; none were larger around than Doughty’s thumb, and the shears they’d brought along were more than adequate for the task of getting through the tough material. The actual execution of their task took less than a handful of minutes; clipping the wires as close to the wall as they could ensured that the cables would have to be re-seated if they were to be mended at all.

With a little more than an hour left before Montgomery surfaced, Bruno’s team began heading back through the base towards the docking area. Bruno himself was wary; he’d seen too many operations where things went sloppy right before extraction and he’d rather avoid that in a base where the only exit was more than twenty fathoms down. They hadn’t seen hide nor hair of Woodbridge or his squad, either, and that was just a bit concerning; still, no alarms had been triggered which meant that whether they’d succeeded or not, they hadn’t been caught yet.

Their own march back was relatively quiet; one unfortunate two-man patrol nearly caught them in a cross-corridor, but Weber and Rowland managed to silence them before they could yell. Their bodies were dumped in a convenient bathroom; by the time they were discovered, the squad would be long gone. Without further interruptions and a little more than twenty minutes to spare, Bruno’s squad slipped through the door to the submarine area as quietly as they’d entered it. They were the first ones back, and all the patrols Woodbridge had cleared for them had been woken, from the looks of it. The sound of bootheels was hard against the water-slicked stone of the wharf and the Russian exchanges were a good deal less friendly; by the sound of it the two Woodbridge had dealt with had been thought to have fallen asleep on duty and were trying to make up for their mistakes.

Which was the last mistake they ever made.

Bruno’s knife slipped easily between the ribs of the first man as he turned the corner, hand up to catch the surprised shout and coughing as the man drowned in his own blood; Weber took the second with a quick jab to the base of the skull with his own Ka-bar. Both bodies were stashed out of sight behind loosely-stacked cargo containers that also served to conceal the squad. Bruno glanced around, a frown tugging at the corners of his mouth. Less than fifteen minutes to their ride out, and Woodbridge was still nowhere in sight. Bruno himself was disinclined to leave men behind, but Hayes had been exactingly clear about the timing; any longer, and they risked meeting another submarine slated to come into the base not too long after they were scheduled to leave. And by “meeting” he meant “accidentally ramming,” Montgomery had assured them later; the cheerful grin that had accompanied the statement was possibly more concerning than the statement itself, but the man was a good pilot.

With two minutes to go before the sub surfaced - and another body added to the pile at their feet - the door to the base slid open to reveal Lawson and Graham, followed closely by Hubbard and Ferguson, with Woodbridge himself bringing up the rear. Bruno nodded to them silently, waiting for Woodbridge’s acknowledging nod before fading back into the group. Now that the lieutenant was here, Bruno could concentrate on assessing both squads and keeping an eye on the water where the sub had come up before.

In point of fact, it was almost a yard further out than the last rise - Montgomery had likely figured out how close he actually was to the Russian submarine, no doubt - that started to show the tell-tale disturbance nearly three minutes later. None of them needed any urging to slide down off the quay and into the water; Rowland was the first man to make it to the hatch and in his haste pulled it open with a heavy clank. Everyone froze as the sound bounced back from the walls on the far side of the artificial bay, but after a long moment of silence Rowland slipped inside with barely a thunk. Hubbard was next, followed by Woodbridge, then Ferguson, Weber, Doughty, Graham, Lawson, Estrada, and lastly Bruno himself bringing up the rear and pulling the hatch gently closed behind him.

He turned, looked at the room full of men smelling strongly of sweat and seawater, and sighed internally.

It was going to be a long three days.
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Reese hummed to himself as he bounced and rattled over miles of empty desert.

He’d lost his pursuers a fair ways back thanks to a handy gorge, and had decided to strike out overland afterwards because it seemed like a good idea at the time. His current disguise was a red ragtop Jeep; he’d been traveling as a Winnebago for a while, but then he’d seen the Jeep driving over a dirt track and decided that since he hadn’t seen any Winnebagos doing that, maybe the Jeep was the less-conspicuous choice. So he’d switched, and put up hologram dummies of his people in the seats so’s no-one would suspect him.

In the driver’s seat he’d put Patric, since the man talked constantly about how he was good at driving and complained that Reese didn’t need his help. In the passenger seat he put the switch-man - whose name he hadn’t managed to catch, in addition to never having been formally introduced. The hologram didn’t look like the last body the guy’d been in, but that was okay. That face didn’t belong to him and it’d felt wrong to put it up; the dummy had a very different face and body shape, but it was the right face and body shape so that was all right. The youngest of the four he’d put in the back seats, letting the hologram stretch out comfortably across the whole back row like the young guy never did; Reese knew it was wrong, but it made him feel nice to think of the boy relaxing comfortably so he kept the illusion as it was. The metal man he stood in the back, bracing him against the top supports to look out over everyone; he seemed like the kind of guy who would enjoy that. It wasn’t quite right, but Reese also edited the metal bits out of the hologram’s face to keep up the look of being a perfectly harmless Jeep.

“We’re coming up on a road soon,” he said, and the holograms nodded in unison. “Doont stop on t’ road, whale get coot,” Reese said in his best approximation of Patric’s accent, the hologram at the wheel’s mouth moving in time with the words. “But our trusty stagecoach will see us through safe and sound!” He said in a higher pitch, the hologram in the back seat mouthing along with the words.

Reese sighed and settled lower on his axles. Driving alone just wasn’t the same; he missed his passengers with peculiarly fierce ache. Sure, he was pretty certain two of them didn’t like him much but they were all he had in this new, confusing world, and without their guidance he was getting a little anxious. Besides, the boy seemed to like him a decent amount and that made up for a lot; the boy was why he’d gone and made a spectacle of himself in front of everyone that was chasing them after all. The other two seemed like they could handle it, but there was something about the kid that made his….soul, for lack of a better term, ache.

So when he’d picked up the chatter about the attack planes, he’d gone all out. He’d dropped his disguise and blasted all the frequencies he could find with reports of a rabid stagecoach heading down the highway and they’d fallen for it hook, line, and sinker. Reese still wasn’t sure how he’d survived the missile blasts, but survive he had and now he was on his way to meet his people in Reno, Nevada.

His people. The thought gave him a warm glow and he put on a little bit extra speed because he could. His wheels weren’t Jeep wheels, after all, and there was nothing on them to puncture. They also seemed to be made of something impervious to being bent, cracked, or otherwise shredded by the off road conditions and while he couldn’t explain it, he was certainly grateful. A straight line in the direction he wanted to go was much, much faster than having to obey speed limits on the roads that meandered here and there and boasted such annoying features as stop lights and speed traps. The faster he went, the faster he could find his people again and they could all ride together.

Reese slowed down as he approached the highway; he had to cross it, but diving straight across tended to make people honk their horns at him and he didn’t like that noise - it reminded him too much of Patric complaining how useless and obvious Reese really was. So he slowed to match highway speed and put his hologram’s blinker on - he wasn’t sure exactly what it was for, but it made people more willing to make space for him to get on. As he did, a flash of light caught his optics a few cars ahead and his axles skipped a rotation. There, splashed across the semi-trailer doors of the truck and standing proudly head and shoulders above every other car on the road, was a bottle of beer.

Mmm, beer.

Almost without conscious thought, Reese kicked his speed up a notch and pulled into the left-hand lane. Easing up beside the truck - there was a big logo splashed on the side of the trailer, along with more beer bottles - he increased speed slowly until he matched pace with the much larger truck. His people had given him booze money, but he couldn’t fit inside the tiny liquor stores he’d seen so far. This was much more convenient. Surely they wouldn’t mind if he just stopped a little while for refreshment?

Reese eased back just a little until his front quarter panel was about even with the spot where the trailer hitched to the truck. It was a big, solid-looking connection, sure, but if he just…Concentrating hard, he folded out one of his hidden robot legs and kicked the connector. Once. Twice. The third kick was met with an awful crunch and a hiss of escaping air, and the big rig leaped forward as the trailer came free of its moorings. The trailer itself began slowing down immediately, the sudden loss of air pressure kicking on the emergency brakes and Reese pulled his leg back into himself even as he nudged the trailer gently off the road. The rough surface slowed it even further, and it came to a juddering halt less than a quarter mile from where it had parted company with the truck.

There was no real good or subtle way to do this, so Reese simply shrugged himself into his bipedal mode and set about getting the doors open. There was a lock, sure, but it was designed to foil organic people trying to get into the trailer, not someone Reese’s size; a pinch of his fingers and the thing tinkled merrily to the ground. Pulling open the doors was the work of a moment, and the sight that met his eyes……was a lot of cardboard boxes. Disappointed, he poked one; why did the trailer have a picture of beer on it if it didn’t carry beer? The box made a crunchy tinkling noise, and fluid began leaking out the bottom. Curious, Reese swiped a digit through the stream and tasted it. Immediately, his spirits lifted.

Beer!

Rather than try and deal with the box of broken glass, he reached for another case and tore the top off; sure enough, nestled inside the case were bottles upon bottles of beer. Reese may or may not have squealed for joy, he couldn’t really say either way. The truck was full of beer! It’d been so long, his tank was all dried up, and he wasted no time in pinching the top off a bottle and draining it. Then another bottle. Then another.

“Hey!”

Reese finished his bottle and looked down, the half-dozen or so bottles he’d managed to consume only beginning to touch the edge of his thirst, and saw a short, angry-looking man wearing some form of hat and a huge scowl. He blinked, grabbed another bottle and drained it, then blinked again. The man appeared to be getting angrier the longer the silence stretched; Reese wasn’t quite sure what he was waiting for, so he reached into the current box he held in one hand and offered the man a bottle.

“Beer?”

“Beer? BEER?? You broke my truck and stole my load, and you’re offering me my OWN BEER?

The man seemed incensed, though Reese couldn’t quite parse why; the man wasn’t one of his humans, wasn’t relying on Reese for anything, so why was he getting mad about Reese having a few beers? He thought for a second, put the bottle down and then reached inside his chassis and pulled out the bills the boy had left on his seat for him to acquire booze with and offered them to the man.

“Beer money?”

The man reached out and took the bills, rifling them quickly before sighing heavily and tucking them inside his jacket.

“Ah hell. Hitch’s wrecked anyway. Gimme a bottle, I don’t think I’m gettin’ any further today.”

Reese didn’t quite understand the man’s tone, but he definitely understood the request for beer and there was plenty to share in the truck. Reese handed him a fresh bottle and the man did something clever to get the top off while Reese simply pinched the top off his again and guzzled it down. The man took a few sips from his bottle while Reese drank six more before he broke the silence again.

“Why does a robot drink beer, anyway?”

Reese glanced down and shrugged even as he drank another bottle. “Don’t know. I came online like this; it’s not just beer, I love me some booze too, but I couldn’t tell you why.”

The man made a noncommittal noise and silence reigned again. With every dozen bottles he consumed, Reese could gradually feel his joints start relaxing. He hadn’t even realized they’d been tensing up until the beer started lubricating them, and the feeling was wonderful. By the time he’d reached his tank’s full capacity, he was feeling very nice indeed and there were still several cases left on the pallet. The driver of the truck, who by this point was even more drunk than Reese, somehow, had introduced himself as Hank and was sitting on a throne made of empty cases, head lolling and empty bottle held loosely in his left hand.

“Tha- thassh it? Yer fffull?”

Reese staggered to his feet, sloshing audibly, and nodded enthusiastically. “Yesh! Ah, fffeelsh sho good. I’m, I’m gonna - gonna jusht take shhhome for th’ road.”

With some difficulty - and more than one case dropped and smashed due to clumsiness - Reese managed to stack a decent pile of cases a bit away from Hank and the remains of the trailer. Hank himself, stared with glassy-eyed interest. “Hoor - how are y’ gonna, gonna get that inshide you?” he slurred and Reese grinned.

“Watch thish.”

With that he staggered two steps towards his pile of beer cases and put his hands on it even as he triggered his transformation sequence. The cases, held by his robotic hands, were pulled to the interior of his wagon form mostly undamaged; he did lose one or two with nasty crunching sounds, but the rest of them made it fine. As he turned to continue his journey, he saw Hank try to wave after him before falling over an empty bottle and not getting back up; in that moment, Reese wished - just a little - that Hank was one of his people. It was nice to have someone to share a beer with. Maybe the boy would like a beer?

With that heartening thought, Reese sped off into the sunset.
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Bruno bowed his head silently as he worked with the knife.

It was hardly the first time he’d had to go fishing for bullets in his own skin. Hell, it wasn’t even the first time he’d had to go fishing after…well. After. Still didn’t make it any more pleasant, of course, but it was better than leaving the damn things in there and having to slice back down to them later when they started moving around and doing damage internally. At this point the pain of digging out bullets was an old friend; at least now the injuries were closing behind the red-hot streaks of the knife, saving him the time it would take to bandage himself up.

The knife didn’t slow in his hands, but the thought nagged at him. With no particular body armor Bruno had taken two full rounds from fully automatic weapons fire. By all rights, he should be dead; he’d done it to other men often enough to know exactly how much damage two full rounds did to the unprotected human body, yet here he was picking bullets out like nothing more than particularly troublesome ticks. It said something about the last few months, about the journey he’d taken to get back of which Joe’s was simply the very last leg, that he’d gotten used to things like this.

Now, in the familiar surroundings of his home metaverse - he couldn’t explain what it was that made it different from all the other metaverses he’d ended up in, only that there was something about the surroundings that said home even though he’d never been to this specific place before - it was glaringly obvious, a brilliant neon sign to how much he’d changed. He’d left this metaverse an old man with a trick knee and come back to it a less-old man who took two fully automatic bursts to the soft and fleshy bits and kept moving. It felt….surreal. He was an old man with too many years under his belt, and he’d just been trying to do right by his granddaughter; now he had the power - and, if Rhodes was to be believed, the responsibility - to do right by the whole world.

The thought was unsettling; not the responsibility, no - he’d saved the world before, from a variety of home-grown threats, though most of those missions would never make the history books. It was the power that didn’t sit right. Bruno was a strong man, stronger than most of the people around him since the age of fourteen, and the years had only brought more strength in the form of finesse and weapons training; anyone could be as strong, learn the weapons systems. But healing so fast you had to re-open the skin with a knife to get the bullets out mere minutes after being shot? Being strong enough to pull open several-ton steel blast doors?

That was something else.

Bruno shook his head as the last of the blood-slicked bullets dropped to the floor, the injuries they’d inflicted closing even as he watched. He could feel eyes on him, and when he glanced up he met the wide-eyed gaze of Mac McPhernon as the boy clutched a wired detonator Patric was busily fiddling with. The boy looked away almost immediately, his eyes flashing down to what Patric was doing as the older man continued a quiet monologue on the niceties of hardwired det cord, and Bruno was reminded for an overwhelming moment of the Jaxun kid. How, even with the sunglasses, the kid never used to look anyone in the face if he could help it.

That had changed, sometime during their time in ARENA. Bruno couldn’t say exactly when, but when they’d begun their journey home - Maddox’s final journey home - Crash Jaxun had been different. He’d stood taller, been more willing to meet peoples’ eyes, given directions with more authority; in short, he’d become the sort of man Bruno was glad to follow, the sort of man that should make any parent proud. Given what the general had done in Jarbridge, however, Bruno had his doubts as to whether Jaxun was the kind of man who would recognize that his boy had become a man in his own right, and a hint of trepidation followed any thoughts of what Crash would do when his father attempted to use him again.

But that was a problem for later.

Bruno rotated his shoulder, feeling the chip in the socket where one particularly difficult bullet had wedged itself fill in and flatten until his should no longer clicked oddly in the middle of the motion. The first few turns had clicked audibly, though, and Mac had flinched with each noise. The kid hadn’t been overly comfortable with Bruno the first time they’d met - the bombastic car chase had seen to that - but he’d been friendly enough on their trip in the stagecoach-submarine-whatever. Apparently watching someone take two bursts of full auto to the torso and then pick it all out afterward had spooked him, though, and he’d moved so that the Patric was between himself and Bruno.

Bruno had let him; people had been skittish with him his entire life, he knew how not to take it personally. Granted, it was usually more for his stature than for his knifework, but the principle remained the same. The kid would have to come to his own terms with what he’d seen, which could take a while. Bruno wasn’t certain if it was the time he’d spent with Crash or if he was just getting sentimental in his old age, but the McPhernon kid had far more to cope with than an old dog with older tricks trying to pass on useful tips and tricks. He’d seen the folder in Patric’s go-bag; the Irishman wasn’t a great believer in hardcopy reading, so the file didn’t belong to him, and the kid flinched just a bit every time his hand brushed it. Bruno had confirmed his suspicions when he’d gone for the suppressed MP5 - the name on the folder was Maddox McPhernon.

Maddox McPhernon. Another name on a long list Bruno carried beside his heart. Too long of a list, no matter how he looked at it, yet he’d never let a name be left off and forgotten. He was a survivor, in a line of work that didn’t make for too many of those and made dying for a cause all too easy, and a lot of the names on his list existed only there. So many of them had been redacted, censored, edited, even straight-up erased from history that only Jaxun might know even half if he started reciting the names, but Bruno refused to let the memories go. Maddox Mcphernon was the latest, and while Bruno had never worked with her directly he’d spoken with her a time or two while they were all under the thumb of T.O.M. She’d been unusually optimistic for someone in her line of work, and their chats had left him feeling more determined than ever to find his granddaughter and do right by her.

Thinking of Andi had Bruno tightening his jaw. Bruno had been chosen to come back to the home front because he had the most contacts in the right places, people who’d be willing to tell him what the world really looked like underneath all the media and sugarcoating spin the government was putting out. He was the best one to know if there was anything the rest of them needed to be back here for; he hadn’t found any argument against that line of reasoning, and so he had gone. Now, with war on the horizon and enemy boots already firmly on the ground, he found himself at once wishing Andi was here where he could keep her safe and glad she wasn’t here so the enemy couldn’t harm her.

As Patric and the kid finished rearranging the wiring on the det cord, Bruno set his mouth in a thin line and stepped up next to John Stone. Whatever happened, he’d make this world safe again for his granddaughter.

Or die trying.
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Bruno walked carefully down the narrow passageway, keeping a sharp eye on the torch-lit figures ahead of him.

Andi had been first to duck into the short doorway that marked the entrance to these passages, but by the time Bruno had finished rewiring the plasma pistol to bring the mountainside down on the library entrance and ducked in himself Dr. Clarkson - or, more likely, Queen Shandroth - had taken the lead. Bruno himself had fallen into the rearguard position; while his avatar had some knowledge of these caves, if any of the howling horde behind them managed to slip past the Brotherhood’s defenses he wanted to be absolutely certain he was the first thing they met. Not to mention that while Brother Tyber wasn’t nearly as large as Bruno himself was, there wasn’t a snowball’s chance in hell he’d be able to slide past everyone else in the narrow confines they currently found themselves in.

Bringing up the rear in a confined environment wasn’t exactly one of Bruno’s favorite pastimes, but neither was it one he was unfamiliar with. As they followed the narrow, winding path through the mountain’s interior, he could feel old instincts humming to life in the back of his mind. Faint echoes were categorized and dismissed, smells analyzed and filed away, and eyes ticked constantly up, left, right, down again; while ambush from above was unlikely, he’d had it happen once in Afghanistan when some insurgents had holed up in a cave system with valuable intel and the squad Bruno’d been attached to had been ordered to clear the place out.

He’d gone in with twenty other guys and walked out with six.

The concentration required to keep a lookout was minimal but constant, allowing him to put aside things like the fact that his avatar hadn’t eaten for the better part of a day or the weariness that dragged at the corners of his eyes. Staying alive was a higher priority at the moment than bodily discomfort, but some things were less easy to put aside. Constantly keeping an eye out allowed him to covertly observe Andi in her avatar as she stayed further away from him than he would like.

He’d been relieved, mostly, when she’d stepped unharmed out of Pierce’s ship; the invaders didn’t exactly make him more sanguine with the prospect of her being back, but something in his chest had eased when she was back in arm’s reach. Of course, she’d had to jump into a pod almost immediately to assist Crash and the others but Bruno’d been assured by Thomas that even if her avatar died in the course of the mission Andi would be able to return to her body unscathed physically. Mentally was another story, one Bruno was becoming more concerned about the longer they were on a mission together though her avatar had reportedly survived expelling Zenda’s people from the metaverse filled with dinosaurs they had apparently been using as part of their supply chain.

Bruno was observant, and while he’d only known his granddaughter for a relatively short while before that fateful day in Nevada, she’d been a different young woman. Happier, in a way he didn’t quite have words for; she’d withdrawn into herself during their stay in prison (something he still wanted to have a personal word with Jaxun about) and then in Arena Zenda had kept them too busy to interact much beyond mission parameters. But now…When Bruno looked into the eyes of her avatar and through them to Andi herself, there was something in the back of them that reminded him of Weber. Corporal Frederic Weber, one of Bruno’s longest-lasting squadmates, had never been quite the same after a mission had resulted in half their squad getting captured and tortured by the enemy.

Weber had functioned well enough afterwards, carried out his missions in a satisfactory manner, but Bruno had seen the same kind of soul-deep injury lurking in Weber’s gaze whenever he’d had had a drink too many. In the end, Bruno suspected that was what really had killed the man, never mind what the official report said about bravery under fire. He’d spent almost a decade bleeding from somewhere that didn’t leave a mark, and eventually he’d bled out despite Bruno’s best efforts. The thought of Andi running out into enemy fire to save an injured comrade because she didn’t care whether she lived or died scared Bruno on a level he hadn’t suspected was possible.

So he did the best he could, using both his skills and his avatar’s natural abilities to the fullest extent possible. He endured Andi’s needling with as much grace as he could muster, and did what he could to keep the mission on track. When they’d investigated the burned-out monastery, he’d gone in in place of Andi for fear of how the inhabitants would react to her avatar; when she wanted to teleport up to the mountain fortress, he’d taken advantage of his avatar’s status to volunteer at once. When she objected to the Brothers burning the library they had worked for so many centuries to secure, he’d sacrificed the only weapon he had that was at all effective against the 742 invaders without a second thought.

Bruno could only pray to whatever forces were out there that it would be enough to staunch the bleeding.

An almost subliminal noise brought Bruno sharply back to the present. A high-pitched click, at the very edge of his hearing - he suspected that if he hadn’t had the benefit of advanced healing to repair what age had stolen from him, he wouldn’t have heard it at all - was sounding from somewhere, and getting rapidly louder. If he had to make a comparison, the closest thing he’d heard was one particularly harrowing mission where the submersible they’d been using for ex-filtration had gotten lashed by active sonar. The narrow passage they had been following opened out dramatically, and the clicks echoed off the walls.

“Bats?” Andi’s confused voice nearly made Bruno flinch - if they were being lashed, the last thing they wanted to do was make more noise.

“Centimoths.” The name floated up from Brother Tyber’s memory with alarmed alacrity, attached to gruesome stories the older novices had used to tell initiates about these very tunnels. Enormous bugs with a taste for anything that moved, a deeply venomous bite, and a paralytic toxin in the scales of their wings that could stop a man’s heart if he breathed in too much of it. When the initiates had gathered enough courage to ask the Head of Novitiates about it, the old man had confirmed the stories and added stern warnings to never venture down the tunnels unless instructed to do so by an older monk.

Both Andi and Robbins looked deeply alarmed by the prospect.

“Do we put the torches out?” Andi’s voice wavered with uncertainty, glancing up at the ceiling high above them that was almost certainly covered in the things given the way the flickering light from the aforementioned torches wavered against it.

“No point. They don’t need light, but we sure as hell do.” Robbins’ tactically sound advice was delivered in an almost cynical drawl as he moved a bit further out into the cave, stepping around the bones that littered the cavern floor. Bruno had one second to mourn the loss of the plasma pistol before something huge and distinctly insectoid nearly removed the head of Robbins’ avatar.

Robbins dropped into a combat roll with the same grace he’d displayed in the ring back on Arena, grabbing a discarded shield from the floor as he did so. Queen Shandroth - and it was clearly the warrior-queen, not Dr. Clarkson - reacted quickly yet unhurriedly, fixing her torch on a convenient rock before reaching for her bow and arrows. Bruno pulled out his own bow and arrows, for all the good they’d do, and nocked an arrow on the off-chance he could get a clear shot.

Andi disappeared.

Bruno’s heart leaped into his throat even as his eyes darted around as much of the cavern space as he could see - which truthfully wasn’t much. Even Queen Shandroth’s somewhat-elevated torch only cast so much light, and it wasn’t nearly enough to light the cavern in any significant fashion. Not that additional illumination seemed to be the purpose behind the Queen’s actions; even as he watched, she aimed an arrow carefully through the flames toward the as-yet unlit ceiling and loosed. The arrow caught as it passed through the flames, and as it arced higher it revealed more and more of the ceiling of the cavern - a ceiling alive with dozens, if not scores, of centimoths.

Bruno’s mouth went dry even as he slung his bow. If the overlapping carapaces weren’t thick as tank armor, he’d eat his avatar’s cloak; a bow wasn’t going to do enough damage, not with ammunition he had, and if even one of them started dropping the toxic scales of its wings the mission would end here. He hadn’t seen Andi in the brief illumination offered by the arrow, but the Queen was already firing another. And another. And another. Each one lit of the ceiling a bit more, but otherwise seemed not to inconvenience the centimoths in the slightest. Robbins was kneeling on the ground, sheltering underneath the shield he’d picked up, and while Bruno couldn’t hear the words he was mouthing he’d seen him do it before on Arena during his televised matches.

Still, Bruno had his doubts as to whether one punch - even one strong enough liquefy an unarmored person - would be enough to deal with all the centimoths on the ceiling. There had to be something he could do, something that would take care of every centimoth once and for all. He reached back into himself, shuffling through the various abilities imparted to him by association with previous avatars - you people with the super powers, that’s what Patric had said, and while the comparison grated at something Bruno didn’t care to consider in depth, the Irishman hadn’t exactly been wrong.

A memory reared its ugly head, halting Bruno in his search. The greasy, tainted reminder of a man who’d fought a war long enough to forget what it was he was fighting for. A man whose love of violence was only partially met by his lust for a good tumble, who would fuck a woman senseless and then slit her throat for wearing the wrong uniform. A man whose only reaction to destroying an entire planet and every last living soul on it had been a fierce exultation in the power granted to him by the functions of a capital ship.

A man who, but for a few, crucial decisions in his life, might have been Bruno Hamilton.

Lothar Kaldegga.

Bruno disliked strongly to think about it, but Kaldegga had left more than an impression. Power pulsed through Bruno, cycling in time to the throb of the planet’s molten core far, far below him, and he felt an answering hum in the rocks all around him. The memory of Lothar was seared into Bruno’s brain, much as he desperately wished to forget him; using Kaldegga’s power without the channeling devices that had been locked around the wrists of every magic user in that metaverse would have…consequences. Bruno glanced at the ceiling and grimaced - if he died trying this, the mission could continue, but if everyone died then the mission would fail. It wasn’t much of a choice, really, and Bruno pulled on the power in his soul. The thrumming in his core grew more resonant, and he could see the pebbles around him start to shiver.

He was about to call to the others, warn them, when the loudest noise Bruno had ever heard in his life reverberated through the chamber. It threw the rhythm in his chest off for just a brief moment and the world went the kind of silent around him that spelled temporary deafness rather than an actual lack of noise. He looked up to see the shield Robbins had been sheltering under fall noiselessly to the ground, the Queen dropping the arrow she’d been about to fire, and -

“Andi!” Bruno screamed as his granddaughter danced among the behemoth forms far above them. At least, he felt himself make the noise in his throat but not a sound of it came to his ears. The silence was profound. Still, like the rising plume of magma that signaled the eruption of a volcano, he could no more stop the swell of power in his chest than he could stop the tide. “Everyone take cover!” he shouted as loudly as he could into the silence, though the heedless motion of the others told him they were as deaf as he was.

Bruno gritted his teeth and slammed his hands into the wall.

The effect was instantaneous; the walls and ceiling of the cavern began to shake as the power moved through his chest and down his arms like the slow, unhurried progress of a lava flow. Pieces of the ceiling began to fall, small at first and then much, much bigger. A voice echoed in his memory - Cavendish, an ex-SAS explosives expert he’d worked with briefly several years ago - “Bring the whole bloody ceiling down, it will!” He could feel the power, designed to tear rock apart, begin to work on his arms as well. He might have screamed as fissures began opening in his flesh, tracing whatever the organic equivalent of fault lines were as they crisscrossed his hands, wrists, arms-

When the flow finally ebbed, spent in its entirety, Bruno felt like someone had taken him and wrung his soul out like a rag over the sink. As the last of the power flowed out, Bruno found he could finally remove his hand from the stone - leaving twin dark hand prints on it, little trickles running from the bottom of each towards the cavern floor. He looked down at the ruined mess of his hands and forearms - Damn, that was bone peeking out through the ones in his hands - and watched as the split flesh slowly began knitting back together starting where the seam had run over his elbow and up under the rolled-up sleeves of his shirt. Said sleeves were now more than a little bloody, and Bruno sighed heavily. He didn’t want to think about cleaning the blood out of this shirt; he was weary down to his soul.

Turning, he caught Andi’s horrified gaze as she stared at the raw meat that still made up most of his lower arms. He grimaced at her in what he hoped was a reassuring fashion. “I’ll be all right, my dear. I’ve had worse.” She didn’t respond and he sighed again. Still deaf, probably. Bruno tipped his head up just in time to catch a gleam of light from the ceiling high above them.

A way out.
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It took several minutes for everyone to regain their hearing; Robbins’ shield-punching trick had produced a sound not entirely dissimilar to a subwoofer turned up far, far too loudly for a single beat, and Bruno wouldn’t be surprised if all their avatars experienced permanent hearing loss after the mission was over.

Not that Andi let something so trivial as deafness stop her from having a look at just what, exactly, Lothar’s uncontrolled magic had done to her grandfather. As soon as the rocks had stopped falling she’d rushed over to inspect the bleeding fissures that were slowly knitting themselves together along his forearms.

“Oh my god, are you okay?” her tone was frantic and her voice louder than necessary as her hands skimmed over the sealing fissures - mostly on his wrists and hands now, where they had been deepest. Blood still dripped to the floor from his fingertips with a steady tick tick tick, and he made sure to hold them where they wouldn’t drip on either of their clothes; he had no idea where their journey would take them, but walking into unfamiliar and almost certainly hostile territory while reeking of blood was, in Bruno’s book, not the cleverest of ideas.

“Andi, I’m fine. I’m already healing,” he said in his most reassuring tone, but she didn’t even bob her head in acknowledgement. Still deaf, then, he thought, and nudged her avatar’s boot with one of his feet. She looked up in surprise, and he gave her his most reassuring smile. It probably looked better on Brother Tyber’s face than his own, because she relaxed and let his - now mostly healed - hands go. He took the opportunity to flick the blood off and as far away from the group as he could before he turned back to survey the wreckage.

Queen Shandroth looked disapproving, her eyes flicking between Andi and Bruno, but she made no comment as she retrieved what arrows she could. Bruno nodded to her approvingly, ignoring the dirty look he got in return; they needed as much ammunition as they could get, headed into unfamiliar territory as they were, and no telling when they’d be able to get more. Robbins was looking off to the side, eyes fixed on nothing, and Bruno frowned.

“Everything alright?” he asked as he walked closer, and Robbins jerked like someone’d stabbed him.

“Hmm? Oh yes, I’m fine, everything’s fine. Why wouldn’t everything be fine? We should probably head up to that new entrance up there since you seem to have basically buried the rest of the tunnel.” Robbins’ words tumbled one after the other, reminding Bruno of Thomas for some reason, but a quick inspection of the chamber revealed the advice to be sound. Between both Bruno and Robbins’ enhanced strength they could probably have cleared enough of the entrance on the far side of the chamber to continue into the tunnels but doing so would probably bring more of the roof down on their heads and with the hollow ache of too much power used sitting behind his breastbone, Bruno was inclined to take the path of least resistance.

“Indeed. Let us continue Northward, then, so that we may find the Sky Stone and purge the invaders from my lands.” The imperious voice of Queen Shandroth was unmistakable, and Bruno exchanged a brief look with Robbins before they both turned to look at the Queen. Dr. Clarkson was a barely-there shimmer in the Queen, apparently unwilling to take back control just yet. Given where they were headed, Bruno could hardly fault her but the Queen wasn’t the easiest person to deal with.

Still, she wasn’t his first difficult superior officer and hopefully wouldn’t be the last. He dipped his head in a shallow approximation of a bow. “Sounds good, my lady.” Bruno looked around, assessing, and nodded at Andi when he caught her doing the same thing. She’d picked up a number of useful skills from her avatars and as much as he worried for her state of mind, he could respect the professionalism she displayed in the field when it came to covert operations. Her eyes - following the same paths his had - flicked up towards the weak light, down at Queen Shandroth - who’d begun to tap her foot impatiently - and back over to where Bruno and Robbins were standing.

“Tactically, it makes most sense for us to proceed Brony, me, you, and then Grandpa,” she told the Queen, whose face grew stormy almost immediately. Andi held up a hand and only long practice at keeping a poker face allowed Bruno to avoid snorting at the Queen’s expression - somewhere between petulant and flabbergasted. “However, I know you and your inclination to lead from the front, my Queen, and Lord Gan does not usually possess sufficient strength to make the gap up there any larger if necessary. However -”

“No, no, I wouldn’t want to denigrate my royal wife’s strength. She should definitely go first.” Robbins’ interruption was somewhat unexpected, and Bruno slid a confused glance his way. That didn’t sound like Robbins being sarcastic, but it was hard to tell sometimes. The man had a deadpan delivery that would have been the envy of half the NCOs on the last base Bruno’d served in, never mind the commissioned officers. Still, he looked serious enough and the Queen had apparently decided to take him at his word.

“Very well! Onward, then,” and with that Proclamation - Bruno could almost see it written in ornate calligraphy on a vellum scroll, and he didn’t have much of an imagination for that kind of thing - the Queen began hauling herself up the rock pile. With one confused glance at Robbins, Andi scrambled to follow her - and possibly past her; Bruno had to remind himself that his granddaughter also had super strength, though perhaps not as much as she used to. He pulled his eyes away from the slope one more time to give Robbins another questioning look.

“You sure you’re alright?” Robbins’ grasp of small squad tactics - especially ones with the crazy powers avatars and pilots tended to have - was second to none. Bruno himself was far more used to dealing with squads armed with explosives and guns, and it took him precious seconds to work out the maneuvers Robbins seemed to have down to instinct. Andi’s plan had sounded solid to Bruno, why did the other man not choose to abide by it?

“I said I was fine, didn’t I? I thought we all had our hearing back by then, but I guess old people have worse ears. So I’ll say it again; I’m fine. I’ll bring up the rear, catch anyone who falls, and we all get out of here safely. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.” Bruno gave the other man an obligatory frown for the insult but otherwise let it slide. It was the rest of the statement that he wanted clarification on, but Robbins seemed disinclined to speak further. After a few moments, Bruno gave up and shrugged before turning to follow the more enthusiastic members of their team up the rock slide towards freedom.

It took them the better part of an hour to get out of the cavern; the small beam of light had proven to be a fissure in the rock leading to the surface that had been both opened wider and partially blocked when parts of the ceiling came down, and was narrow enough to allow only two people to work on it at a time - which had added another twenty minutes delay to actually reaching the surface when the Queen had refused to surrender her spot despite being the person with the least amount of superstrength in the party. And, of course, she had insisted the men were too delicate for this task and their frail constitutions would surely fail when faced with such weighty rocks; which had meant, naturally, that only Andi was allowed to help her in a move that irritated Bruno and royally pissed off Brother Tyber.

Finally getting out into the rapidly weakening sunshine was a pleasure dampened heavily by the biting chill of the wind that blasted through their bones as soon as they stepped away from the shelter of the cliff face, and by the meninist rant Brother Tyber had engaged in in the back of Bruno’s head. Bruno winced internally and shook his head as some of Tyber’s points echoed his memories of a feminism rally he’d infiltrated earlier in his career for reasons he wasn’t allowed to disclose to the general public; the movement attracted the attention of the Queen, who’d been surveying the surrounding ridges with a jaundiced eye.

“Are you so discomfited by a little wind, then? Men. Your constitutions are so clearly unfit for the more difficult conditions here,” she sneered, and Brother Tyber - who’d been momentarily distracted by whatever he’d gleaned from Bruno’s brief trip down memory lane - bristled inside Bruno’s head, trying to take back enough control to refute the Queen’s arrogance. Bruno pushed the irate monk back down into their shared psyche and nodded to the lowering sun.

“My lady, we should find shelter before nightfall. I’m pretty sure that cave didn’t contain every centimoth in these mountains, and without as much warning as we had in the cave they’re likely to pick us off in the night.”

Bruno’s dry statement had the effect he wanted, and the Queen blanched before turning to bark at Robbins.

“Lord Gan! I require you to find us a suitable location to rest for the night.” Her tone was imperious, and Bruno mentally rolled his eyes. Of the many things Robbins was not, the most important two at the moment were an outdoorsman and even remotely his avatar. Still, the other man didn’t seem to be too miffed by the Queen’s order and merely bobbed his head.

“Yes, my Queen and wife. I’ll find us a place to sleep at once.” He turned to go, but Bruno caught him discreetly by the elbow and stopped him for a moment.

“You sure you know what you’re doing?” Bruno murmured, making sure to keep his voice low as the Queen loudly began expounding on the joys of having a husband well-trained in the good, husbandly arts. Robbins gave him an indecipherable look and half-smiled.

“Sure I know what I’m doing. How hard can it be? Just gotta find someplace out of the wind that doesn’t lead back into the hole we just came out of, maybe a little water, and uhhhhh a little, y'know, somethin’-somethin’ on the way. It’ll take me, what, ten-a seconds?” He said the last part in a voice that Bruno supposed was some sort of reference to something Robbins had seen that Bruno hadn’t, and the man deflated somewhat as Bruno kept up his steady stare. “I know, basically, what I’m doing, and I can fake the rest. Trust me, I can do this.”

Bruno released his grip and watched him go for a moment, turning back to the conversation at hand just in time to completely miss Robbins stumble over a rock he would have normally have avoided.

Their campsite for that night ended up being a large boulder that had rolled down from higher up at some point, and come to rest at the corner of an overhang and the mountain face. It provided a certain amount of shelter from the wind and protection on two sides from any opportunistic nocturnal predators, and managed to somehow have ice nestled in the deepest point between it and the mountain. No fuel, of course, but some diligent chipping was enough to get chunks of the ice into their canteens and as unpleasant as sleeping with what were essentially icepacks would be, it’d get them fresh water in the morning.

Robbins took first watch, and the night passed without incident - as did the next few days. As they progressed further and further out of the mountains, the pockets of ice they’d found tucked into crevasses and the hollows behind rocks dwindled in both size and frequency, and there was nothing edible to be found. Not even lichen grew on the rocks, a fact Bruno found disquieting in a way he couldn’t quite put words to. Brother Tyber was unnerved as well, staying in the back of their shared mindspace as the days of travel wore on all of them.

The morning of the third day started off like the two that had preceded it; quiet, cold but rapidly getting warmer, and completely desolate. They hadn’t found any ice the previous night so Bruno had rigged a condenser as best he could with a rock and some of the utensils from Gan’s pack. It’d been barely a third full by the time they’d risen to start walking for the day, and they were all on short water rations.

Midway through the morning, Robbins collapsed.

Andi was at his side in a moment, running from where she’d been walking companionably beside her grandfather, and Bruno himself wasn’t far behind. Robbins was down hard, convulsing, and both Andi and Bruno spent a chaotic few minutes keeping him rolled onto one side so he wouldn’t choke on his tongue or fall off the cliff. While they held on to him, Bruno at least could feel the heat rising off the man in a most concerning fashion; he had to be running a temperature of at best 103, if Bruno had to guess. When the fit finally subsided, they got Robbins into a sitting position and Andi was the first to speak.

“What the hell, Brony?” she demanded, the bright light of panic still shimmering in her eyes. Bruno seconded her question with a quick hand gesture, unwilling to undermine the authority in her voice but equally unwilling to let this slide.

Robbins just breathed for a few minutes, visibly trying to collect himself before reaching for his cloak and flipping it off his shoulder. Underneath the cape his shirt sleeve was torn, revealing a badly-tied bandage from underneath which nasty yellow fluid crusted on the frayed edges of the sleeve. Bruno reached down and twitched the bandage off quickly, prompting a sound of agony from Robbins and a fresh gush of nasty yellow fluid. Underneath the bandage was a jagged and raised puncture mark, surrounded by green-grey skin shot through with dark veins and stinking to high heaven.

Andi reared away, covering her nose and mouth, and even Bruno had to fight down a moment of nausea. Bruno didn’t have to ask what had happened - Brother Tyber was pressing forward in their shared mind with lists of symptoms and possible antidotes to centimoth poison, along with the grim certainty of death without treatment in the first three hours of exposure. Bruno looked down and caught Robbins’ eye, a certainty and regret tinging the other man’s gaze.

“You knew.” The words fell colorlessly from his lips, without a questioning inflection, but Robbins nodded anyway.

“Yeah. Figured we sure as hell weren’t getting any help from the monks after the Ogri got through with them, and thought maybe we’d find something on this side of the mountains.” He waved a weak hand at the black, craggy rock that surrounded them. “Which, of course, we didn’t. Too late to turn back, might as well keep going until I couldn’t any more.”

His voice was weak, and the few words were drowned out by Andi’s sound of protest. “Mmm! No! No, we can still save you - we can still save him, right?” Her eyes appealed first to Bruno then to Queen Shandroth, the former meeting her gaze with a slow shake of his head and the latter meeting it with a cool, unsympathetic look of her own.

“No!”

Robbins reached out and took Andi’s wrist gently. “Listen, listen - hush! I mean it, listen - I will probably be fine. This isn’t my first time dying, and anyway I’m not really here. When this body dies, I’ll jack back into my own back home and I’ll be fine. Nothing to worry about Andi, geez, I mean it, I’ll be fine.” As he spoke he stroked the inside of Andi’s wrist soothingly, even when tears started spilling from her eyes. Bruno blinked as something in the back of his mind clicked.

“That’s why you’ve stayed all pilot, even when Shandroth sends you to go find food and shelter.” Robbins nodded as Bruno spoke, wincing a little when Andi gathered him up in the armored arms of her avatar.

“Yeah. Gan’s not too happy about dying - man that guy is shrill - but this way I get to keep him from feeling the worst of it. Mostly.” He winced again as Andi clutched him tighter and patted her back awkwardly. “Yes, that’s very nice, just - maybe not so tightly?”

Andi obligingly loosened her arms a little and Queen Shandroth took that as her cue to step in. “Husband, what seems to be the matter?” She asked imperiously, and Robbins rolled his eyes.

“You know those marriages vows are always ‘til death do you part’? Yeah, those’re going to expire in the next day or so. Along with me.” His face was a cross between resignation and annoyance - though whether the latter was due to the fact he was still being clutched in steel-clad arms or that the Queen was a casual misandrist, Bruno couldn’t say. He caught Robbins’ eyes and made a carefully covert stabbing motion before sliding his eyes to the dagger the man had on his hip, and frowned when Robbins shook his head.

Has to be natural, he mouthed and Bruno nodded. If Robbins’ greater experience in the Metaverse led him to believe that letting his avatar die slowly of poison was better than a quick end on a knife, Bruno wouldn’t doubt him.

“Well. This is most inconvenient. If you had told us sooner that you had been bitten, we might have been able to do something about it. Then again, men are not very clever about such things so perhaps the expectation of action was just too high.” The Queen sounded bored and moved off before Andi could punch Dr. Clarkson back to the fore like she’d been planning, if the look on her face was anything to go by when her head came up in the wake of that extremely callous statement.

Robbins just shrugged it off. “I know what I’m holding over Jenika’s head for the next forever. Well, you had better get moving, you’re wasting daylight.” His light tone was belied by the darkness in his eyes when Bruno turned a thoroughly appalled glare on him.

Andi beat him to the punch, however. “No. We’re staying with you until…until you go back.” Her voice stumbled uncertainly over the word everyone was thinking and no-one wanted to say, but it firmed up in the end so much that Bruno was vividly reminded of a day nearly fifty and some change years ago when another young woman - so very similar - had firmly declared that he could get over his awkwardness on the dance floor and dance with her if he only applied himself. He blinked at the sudden surge of nostalgia even as Andi marched off to tell Queen Shandroth that they wouldn’t be moving any further today.

It took some arguing, but in the end the Queen agreed and they moved together into the shelter of a nearby depression in the mountain. The stayed there for long hours as the sun traversed the sky and the seizures hit Robbins more and more often, one particularly fierce convulsion mid-afternoon robbing him of the ability to speak. So too did his fever rise as the sun fell, glazing his eyes and leaving him sweating even in the shade. In the end, as the sun crossed the horizon, so too did the light of MetaPilot Brony Robbins slowly drain out of Gan’s body. As the last few pale beams slipped behind the mountains, the body of Lord Gan Vallethio let out a last, raspy exhalation, and lay still.

Nobody slept well that night.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=166#p166 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:39:26 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=166#p166
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The only sounds in the room are the low beeps and whirs of the machines, and the slow, steady breathing of the man on the bed.

As Butch pushed his way into the hospital room, some of the beeping machines picked up their pace slightly but otherwise very little changed. The man on the bed, bandages wrapped around nearly every visible inch of skin and hooked into what seemed like miles of wires and tubes, looked over at him with the only eye not obscured by gauze - though even that one was still a little milky.

By all rights, the man in the bed should be dead. Butch had seen him take a hell of a beating a number of times, mostly when Butch himself had been Kid Titan, and he’d always been okay by the end of the week. No matter what had happened, by the end of the week he was always ready to ruffle Butch’s hair and take Butch to the ice cream shop and argue with Bob Baker about the morality of allowing children to fight in the never-ending struggle.

But this had been a fucking atomic bomb.

Butch had stopped it, as much as he could, but they’d still lost a lot of people.

A lot of people.

Too many.

The hazy blue eye of Iconoclast blinked at him from across the room and a questioning huff of breath emerged from under the bandages. Butch smiled awkwardly as he stepped further into the room, letting the door close behind him as he held out a bouquet of flowers The Gardener had assured him would be most appreciated. Butch couldn’t name half the flowers or plants in the thing, and it looked a little awkward, but Blue’s - Iconoclast’s - eye crinkled at the corner with a smile hidden by bandages and a clumsy hand weakly directed him to put the whole thing on the table nearest the bed.

There were other tables around the room with arrangements on them, though not as many as there might have been. While Blue was a good guy, a friend and inspiration to many, those many had answered Butch’s call, had followed him into battle to save the entire planet.

Many hadn’t been as lucky as the two of them.

Butch shook his head, banishing the thought as he grabbed one of the empty vases some enterprising soul had lined up in an out-of-the-way corner of the room. Putting some water in it was the work of a moment, and then he plopped the whole kit and kaboodle on the end table Blue’d pointed him to. The other bouquets were just as variable as the one Butch had brought; Iconoclast was one of the few who bothered to remember the meaning of flowers and The Gardener knew it, and tailored every bouquet sent to the older hero accordingly.

“So, Blue,” Butch started, then stopped.

What could he say? Kronos was dead, and it had taken nearly all they had to kill him. Abbi was the Titan now, fully and completely in a way he himself had never been. Funerals and memorials for those lost had been going on for nearly the whole week, and Butch had only just managed to get away from the ceremonies. Too many people were dead, and reconstruction was only beginning.

What actually came out of his mouth was -

“I’m going to ask Abbi to marry me,” he said in a rush.

The single eye blinked, and then crinkled again. Painkillers didn’t have that much effect on Blue - his metabolism was too fast to let the drugs dull his nerves - so he had learned early on to deal with a fair amount of pain. At least, that’s what he’d always told Butch and he did seem remarkably coherent for someone who looked like a mummy.

Butch wasn’t family - not by blood, anyway - but Blue had signed release forms decades ago to let the doctors tell Butch what was really going on. Granted, at the time it had been because an eleven-year-old boy had been having a mild panic attack over the adult superhero who had stepped between him and an oncoming energy blast, but they remained valid. Blue had never rescinded them, not even after everything Butch had done with the resignation and the book deal.

What the doctors had told him just before he entered the room was that Blue would live, but he would likely be in a great deal of pain for the foreseeable future. The bandages were there to take the place of the skin that was always last to regenerate, covering bare muscles and bones and organs and other things that should not see the light of day, ever.

But he’d live, and he was lucid even if he couldn’t respond very well, and he’d heard and understood every word Butch’d just said.

Blue held out a bandaged hand, and Butch took it with only a little trepidation. For all the doctors said about Blue’s overall condition, there wasn’t any hesitation in the squeeze the older hero gave him, even as Butch was pretty sure he could feel more bone than meat under the bandages. The single eye had crinkled so far as to be nearly closed, and the beeping on the machines had picked up substantially. Blue’s vocal cords hadn’t grown back yet, or Butch suspected he would have been congratulating him verbally.

It was only when Blue paused and huffed interrogatively that Butch remembered how he could get and squeezed the hand he held a little more firmly.

“Yeah. Yeah, I’m sure. She’s Titan now, not sure if anyone told you, and she’s.”

He paused.

“Really good. Maybe the best person I know here.”

Another huff, a weak shake of his held hand.

“You’d like her, Blue, even if she did used to be a supervillain. She’s got empathy powers, but she’s strong enough to be herself and to want to help others, and…”

Butch trailed off as he saw Blue’s eyelids visibly drooping, the hand in his slackening slowly in its grip, the machines slowing in their beeping, and gently set Blue’s hand on his chest. The eye made a valid attempt to stay open, and a put-out huff sounded from under the bandages, but Butch had to shake his head.

“I’ll tell you more when you’re better, Blue. I’ll bring her around when you can speak again and have a real talk. Sound good?”

But Iconoclast had already lost his battle with his current nemesis - sleep - and Butch settled for slipping quietly out of the room, the warm glow of the older hero’s approval sitting in his chest.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=167#p167 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:40:44 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=167#p167
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Consciousness came slowly.

The first thing that registered was pain; a stitching hitch in his side spelled broken ribs, a coppery taste in his mouth heralded a split lip, and a stabbing pain in his gut that meant nothing good. Donaldson hadn’t been this injured when an IED had taken out his vehicle in Iraq. What the hell had happened on US soil that’d busted him up so badly? His head felt…muddled. Did he have a concussion too? He couldn’t remember - his head didn’t hurt, exactly, but he couldn’t remember.

“Hey Captain.”

That, that was him, wasn’t it? Captain Donaldson, Rangers.

“Wha- what? Huh? What’s going on?”

“Are you with me, Captain?”

Donaldson moved his hands down to lever himself up to face whoever the hell was talking to him and encountered something warm and covered in pockets. He looked down, and tried to wiggle his toes.

Nothing.

“I, I can’t feel my legs. I can’t feel my legs!

The panic was suffocating. He couldn’t feel his legs. Not his toes, not his hands clamped tightly on his thighs, not even a phantom sensation. Nothing. This was the end of everything - his career, his freedom of movement, his way of life. How the hell was he supposed to do his job and take care of his family with no legs?

“You’re not in good shape, Captain. I’m sorry.”

This guy was sorry? Donaldson couldn’t feel his goddamn legs and this guy was sorry?

“What’s- what’s happening? How did I get here? Who’re you people?”

His voice shook with a mix of anger and the awful fear that churned in his gut. He couldn’t feel his legs.

“Name’s Sergeant Bruno Hamilton, USMC.”

Of all the answers the guy could’ve given him, that one threw Donaldson for a loop. A marine? And old for a sergeant; near mandatory retirement, if he had to guess.

“Wh-what?”

“Can you…feel anyone in your thoughts?”

Donaldson blinked. Feeling people in his thoughts? What kind of new-age hippie bullshit was this guy selling? What kind of new-age hippie bullshit could you get from a Marine sergeant, for God’s sake. This guy wasn’t just close to mandatory retirement, he was close to a psych discharge.

He had to be.

“What kind of question is that??”

“What actions have you taken in the last few days, Captain? Do you remember?”

Donaldson blinked, then wrinkled his forehead. His head didn’t hurt too badly, and his mouth didn’t taste like a dead rat so he probably hadn’t been out drinking in the last 24 hours.

So why did the memories feel so far out of reach?

“I- I don’t remember. I was at Fort Bragg, and then….I, I feel like I’ve been dreaming; I, I stole a helicopter? No, I couldn’t have stolen a helicopter. I would never steal a helicopter.”

“So it works just like your guys’ do.”

Donaldson’s head swiveled around to the other man in the room, who up until this point had seemed content to let Hamilton - if that really was his name - do all the talking. Now that was a face he recognized, from all the nationwide terror alerts that had gone out recently. Patric Leibowitz-O’Kelley, wanted in conjunction with several acts of terrorism on American soil. That was…concerning.

The self-professed Marine didn’t seem fazed, either by his compatriot in general or by the distinctly accented interruption.

“Different avatars react differently.”

What was an avatar?

“Talk to tha pilot.”

Was that him? Donaldson wasn’t certified to fly, but he knew his way around a cockpit thanks to a buddy of his back at the Fort. Hamilton was certainly turning back around to look him.

“Captain, you’ve been….possessed.”

Well, that was unexpected.

“What kind of bullshit are you talking about? Possessed.”

Donaldson scoffed. Possession only happened in movies and TV shows; God knows how many lame-brained privates he’d spooked over the years by busting up their “secret” Ouija board sessions on Halloween. It did his heart good to see them fall over themselves getting to attention, eyes darting wildly like they actually expected Abe Lincoln’s ghost to appear and pop them around the head or something.

“In this century’s people’s terms, they say madness.”

Hamilton ignored the muttered comment from his companion and crouched, bringing him closer to eye level with Donaldson. Donaldson wished acutely in that moment he could sit up, but his legs….

“Well. I wish there was an easier way to tell you this, captain, but you can feel what kind of shape you’re in. The helicopter theft was real.”

No.

“It’s- it’s not possible.”

It couldn’t be possible. He’d remember doing something like that - you just couldn’t steal a helicopter and not remember doing it.

Except he did, didn’t he? A vague feeling of his hands on the controls, the pressure of the headset on his ears, the feeling of the wind in the cockpit as he flew the chopper to the rendezvous. But it was all so distant, like a photograph left in the sunlight for too long. The memories faded as he tried to catch them, running through his mental fingers like sand, going……somewhere.

“You’ve been hunting the men outside for no good reason and for some time now. And…..this is hard to explain. Basically, we’re being invaded by aliens, and they do it by possessing…possessing people.”

That was possibly the most ludicrous explanation Donaldson had ever heard.

“This is completely insane. You are completely insane.”

Definitely out on a psych discharge. Why wasn’t Hamilton confined? He was clearly a danger to society.

“Yeah. You have a better explanation? Because I’d love to hear it.”

The worst part was, Donaldson didn’t. But Hamilton had to be lying. Had to be.

“This is….This is not right. This is not right.”

“This guy’s still in your head right now. He can hear what I’m saying. He’s from another world. And he’s got some kind of invasion going on.”

Donaldson could feel his gorge rising. There was something, something in his mind - a shadow?

“Did you drug me?”

Hamilton shook his head.

“Didn’t need to. I wish we had some stronger painkillers for you right now, though.”

“That’s kind of the opposite of what we need to get what we need outta this fella.”

Leibowitz-O’Kelley’s statement was flat and unfriendly. Donaldson’s eyes followed Hamilton’s gaze as the older man looked over, and the irishman’s stare was as flat and unfriendly as his voice had been. The man was clearly losing patience.

“Well, unless we can figure out how to get his pilot to talk to us…He doesn’t know anything.”

Donaldson’s eyes snapped back to Hamilton for a moment before being drawn back to Leibowitz-O’Kelley. Of the two, the terrorist was clearly more unhinged.

“Right! Yeah, no, I’ve got just the thing.”

So saying, the terrorist produced a large knife and Donaldson fought to keep his face straight. It was…easier, than he’d thought it would be. The fear was further away than he’d thought it was. Like it had somehow moved away when he wasn’t looking.

But that wasn’t a thing, was it?

“Doesn’t work like that, Patric.”

Hamilton’s statement was dry with just a hint of weariness, and Leibowitz-O’Kelley responded with a nasty grin.

“Sure it does.”

The man gestured with the - very big - knife as he spoke. Donaldson felt his heart try to race, but again the feeling was oddly muffled. He should feel more fear, but the feeling was just out of reach.

“Wh-what are you doing with that?”

Leibowitz-O’Kelley flourished the knife, the light reflecting malevolently off the blade.

“Well, the pilot can feel everything that you feel, and uh, you’re as good as dead. But I can keep him alive another half-hour and make him feel the worst pain of his life. Might not talk, but from what I understand he can’t jack out until you’re dead. Right?”

That question was addressed to Hamilton, who nodded slowly, and Donaldson felt the bottom drop out of his stomach.

“That’s my understanding.”

Hamilton seemed reluctant, but that didn’t slow the terrorist down one bit as he took a few deliberate steps in Donaldson’s direction.

“No. No no no no no…”

Even as he spoke, Donaldson could feel his fear somehow draining away towards the darkness in the back of his mind. He tried desperately to hold on to it, inexplicably more afraid of what might happen when he failed, but fail he did and the shadow in the back of his mind rose up and swallowed him whole.

“So. Talk to me, pilot. What do we want to know - where you from? And if you say Kansas…”

Donaldson’s head lolled as for a brief moment two people were in perfect balance inside his head, and no-one was holding the reins. In that instant Donaldson knew everything; who the man in his head was, what his mission was, how he was doing this.

Everything.

And then the moment was broken and Donaldson was pushed to the back of his head as the other took control. He watched in horror as the other - what’d Leibowitz-O’Kelley call him? A pilot? - looked out over the two men in the room with him and curled his lips in a small sneer. The expression felt alien to Donaldson’s face, and he felt like his stomach should be trying to crawl up his throat. He should be horrified, the buzzing static in his head was definitely panic but the Other Guy didn’t let a single thread of it show. In fact, the only real feeling in their shared skull was…a faint amusement?

Donaldson screamed, thrashing out with everything that he was in a single uncoordinated attack. The Other Guy didn’t even bat an eye, rolling Donaldson into an even deeper corner of his own psyche with some sort of mental aikido that felt disturbingly practiced. The first step to controlling an avatar is emotional and physiological control, a memory that definitely wasn’t Donaldson’s whispered. Once you have that, there is very little the host can do to resist you. He slumped, despair crashing over him like a tide. He could feel his mouth moving, hear vaguely the words being said to his ears, but it didn’t matter, none of of it mattered. Not now.

I’ll never see my wife and kids again, he thought with a sudden, awful clarity.

Their faces flashed in front of his eyes. Bonnie, with her vivacious smile and bouncy brown curls holding his youngest son Loyd as Alix, Nikki, and Major clamored to see their new baby brother. God, he loved them. Regret seized him as he thought of everything he’d miss - he’d never teach Loyd how to throw a baseball, never put the fear of God into any boys or girls Alix and Nikki brought home, never see Major get that photography degree he was always chattering about. And Bonnie - God, she’d have four kids to deal with, all alone. If he couldn’t be with her, he could only pray she found someone good to help her out.

Donaldson’s steadfast ignorance of the outside world was brought to an end by a sudden, sharp sting in his arm, and he looked out of eyes that were slowly dimming into the regretful face of Patric Leibowitz-O’Kelley. He tried valiantly one last time to take control, to beg the other men in the room to look after his family. But his tongue refused to move, the Other Guy’s spite ringing clear in their shared head as even last words were denied to him, and

everything

went

dark.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=168#p168 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:46:08 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=168#p168
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As the bright white light of the metaverse dissolved around him, Bruno blinked at the prison bars in front of his face.

Prison wasn’t the most unexpected place he’d ended up in when first jumping into an avatar, but it was a sub-optimal one. A swift survey of the room revealed that he wasn’t alone in said prison; two other people were bickering in cells nearby, and if he squinted he could just make out the halos of pilots around them.

Since, from what Bruno had seen, people mostly got dropped into avatars that matched their own gender, he felt safe in assuming that the blonde female was probably the avatar of Andi and the guy with the metal arm was probably Crash. They were, after all, the ones who’d gone into the pods at the same time he had and they were supposed to be entering this metaverse together, but both of them were deep enough in their avatars that Bruno couldn’t tell for absolute certain. The banter was certainly all the avatars; Crash had a reasonably solid grip on his brain-to-mouth filter, even if what he did end up saying didn’t always make the most sense, while this guy poured out every thought flitting through his head; the one he assumed to be Andi’s was British - or sounded like it, anyway - and seemed to be needling Crash’s avatar for the hell of it.

While they bickered, Bruno took the opportunity to stretch and get a feel for his avatar’s body. He was definitely shorter than usual, and much more wiry, but the most surprising part with the flexibility offered by every joint as he tested them. Elbows bending beyond 180, shoulders that rotated nearly out of joint to let hands clasp forearms behind his back, and hips that rotated easily enough that he was pretty certain he could do the splits if he cared to. Bruno had never been this bendy in his life; even before Africa he could lift several hundred pounds more than the average person, but even in his prime he would never have dreamed of bending far enough to get his own feet behind his head if he so desired.

He filed that flexibility away under useful information and returned to the conversation at hand.

The blonde woman - Jane Blonde, something in the back of his mind suggested and he very nearly snorted at the thought before putting it aside - was still sniping at the other man - Baron Bad? - so Bruno tuned back out to take a more thorough inventory of the cell he was nominally imprisoned in. A quick glance told him that while he was smaller and thinner than usual, the bars were still set sufficiently close together that squeezing through them wasn’t an option. The only bars not anchored in the floor and ceiling were the ones that comprised the door, which was locked securely. Said lock, on closer inspection, was a big 1960s mechanical affair that he could probably have picked with a paperclip if he’d had any. The lack of amenities put it a step or two below several prisons he’d been the unwilling guest of in the past, but the rotting corpses in several of the cells nearby were nearly par for the course.

As far as outside the cell went, the room was much longer than it was tall or wide as near as Bruno could tell. The cells marched down the sides away from a large steel door and seemed largely unused save for the six currently occupied by bodies. The steel door was the only entrance or exit he could see, though the fact that the place lacked windows and still managed a breeze suggested there were air circulation vents concealed somewhere; likely close to the roof, to make it as difficult as possible to use them for anything while guaranteeing any heavier-than-air elements introduced that way would reach maximum dispersal in minimum time.

“Look at that, Ramsbottom being remarkably attentive. Didn’t notice the roofie in his drink when he tried to seduce Blonde, but. Still.” The rather pointed remark made in his direction by the heavily-accented voice of Bad pulled Bruno from his evaluation and he glanced over at the other man. Taller than his own avatar with greasy black hair and the pallor of someone who spent far too much time inside hunched over cathode-ray tubes, the most immediately arresting feature of the Baron was his metal arm. Given the jerkiness to its movements and the audible grind of servos inside the thing, Bruno wasn’t overly concerned if it came to having to manhandle the Baron along in their escape until Crash chose to exert himself. Additionally, he now had at least part of the name of his own avatar: Ramsbottom.

Apparently that had been all the Baron wanted to say about him because the man immediately went back to commenting on Blonde’s hair, of all irrelevant things. Bruno shrugged mentally and grabbed the bar to which the locking mechanism was attached. The thing about locks is that while they tended to be reasonably well-fortified in their own right, they were really only as secure as what they were attached to. An experimental tug was enough to confirm that Bruno’s own strength, used through his avatar, would be more than sufficient to pull the lock and its bolt enough out of position to allow him to get the door open.

He pulled.

“Oh hey, that’s good thinking, Dick, maybe if you - oh shit, it’s working. That’s cool.” Bruno flexed his hands as he stepped through the ruined remains of the door. The part of the mechanism attached to the door hung uselessly in midair, the hinges of the door itself creaking slightly. It’d taken a bit of doing, but the residual ache in his hands was already fading even as Blonde pushed open her own door and stepped out. From the look of the door behind her, she’d managed to conceal a cutting torch somewhere on her person.

“Well done Dick,” she said, a sparkle in her eyes and a smirk on her lips. Bruno smiled back politely, but refused to acknowledge the unspoken warmth in her gaze. Whatever was going on between his avatar and Blonde, it was neither the time nor place for it and he’d already had the unpleasant experience of one avatar lusting after his granddaughter while he was piloting; he’d prefer to avoid another such experience if could reasonably manage it.

“Dick, if I was have known that you could do that, I would have hired you for something other than shagging good guys. That’s - Wow!”

“I’m a man of many talents,” Bruno responded dryly, deciding to take the Baron’s words at face value. The guy’s accent was thicker than several planks, but beyond that he tended to speak very plainly. What he said was what he meant, even if it sounded like his brain didn’t always stop it to sense-check it first.

“And that strength extends aaaaall the way down.” There was a pleased satisfaction in Blonde’s tone that Bruno didn’t want to think about.

“Wow - Oh! Oh, I see what you did there. That was innuendo for the time that, that you two did, uh, did the dirty deed. Which, I am still not sure what it is, but.” Bad’s rambling continued, accompanied by frankly obscene hand gestures, and Bruno shook his head as he went to go destroy the Baron’s door as efficiently as he’d broken his own. For all that the Baron had been offering to fight them both to the death earlier, Bruno didn’t think it was a good idea to leave him in the cell. For one, the Baron probably had at a least a vague idea about what they were facing and for another Crash was the one who’d insisted they come to this metaverse in the first place; leaving the person who was probably his avatar behind seemed counterproductive.

“Please don’t disillusion him, he still thinks it was beautiful.” Blonde’s voice rang out behind him and Bruno couldn’t resist the urge to shake his head as he yanked the bars apart on Bad’s cell perhaps a tad harder than was really warranted. Sometimes the enhanced strength granted to him by his time in the metaverse still surprised him; he’d accidentally crushed a few (unfortunately full) cans back on Arena by gripping them too hard, and Zenda had castigated him on the waste of food.

Not that canned bread really constituted food, but that was beside the point.

“Is that true Dick?” The Baron’s eyes were gormless in their staring at Jane Blonde, who had taken the opportunity presented by being free to inspect her nails for damage. “You know she used you, right?”

His tone was more bewildered than anything, and Bruno shrugged physically and verbally. “We’re all using each other,” he responded blandly and resolutely ignored the resultant giggles from the direction of Blonde as he pulled the cell door open.

The Baron continued to chatter even as he stepped out through the newly-opened door, and from behind Bruno there came the tiniest huff of annoyance. Turning, he met the reproachful eyes of Jane Blonde, who looked more than a little peeved that someone who claimed to be her greatest nemesis was being let out of the jail cell he’d been locked in. Normally Bruno would agree that bad guys belonged behind bars, but this was something of a special case considering the rest of his team was supposed to be in these two with him.

“Now why’d you have to go and do that, Dickie? That was our chance! We could have left him behind.” The pout reminded him strongly of the last time he’d seen even part of a frankly awful movie starring female spies when he’d had to spend six hours in a bar, staking out a target. The movie was only thing that the owner had played on the scattered tv screens and after that it was bad enough Bruno couldn’t remember half of it.

“We need all the help we can get,” was the simplest explanation, and one that seemed to satisfy her. She straightened, patted down her already immaculate curls, and gave him an imperious look.

“Dick, are you coming?”

He didn’t bother rising to the bait. “Let’s go.”

Proceeding to the only door in the room that didn’t obviously lead to another cell was the work of a moment; the Baron spoke ceaselessly as they went, every thought in his head apparently spilling out of his mouth. The door itself was a solid steel construction, with hinges inward and heavy cross-banding making battering it down an excessively difficult proposition. The Baron spent several minutes inspecting it, nattering about possible traps he’d put into place on such an ordinary-looking door, before finally just trying the handle.

The thing swung open easily, revealing a room made entirely of mirrors. Floor, ceiling, walls, all of it mirrored in such a fashion as would have the tackiest nightclub drooling in envy. It was one of the gaudiest things Bruno’d seen in a while, and he silently blessed the training that had beaten the vertigo response out of him years ago as he looked down into the infinity of reflections stretching endlessly beneath them.

Blonde and Bad were still sniping at each other when he glanced over at them to see if they had an opinion on what the room actually contained, and the rush of affection that shot through his veins at the sight of Blonde was as surprising as it was strong. Bruno’s eyes snapped away as he shoved the feeling down; it was something he himself hadn’t felt in a very long time. That, combined with the reasonably graphic images that popped into his mind, was enough to verify that his avatar was trying to reassert himself.

“…And we have D, for Dick,” Blonde’s voice was almost merry as she slid a wicked glance over at Bruno’s avatar, and Bruno had to close his eyes for a few moments to push the images that statement conjured back down into something manageable as he tuned into the conversation at the worst possible time. A half-dozen responses sprang to his lips and he said none of them, opting instead of exhale slowly as he attempted to bring some kind of order back into his head. Ramsbottom - Dick Ramsbottom, because of course he was - from what he could tell of the man, was as adept as Bruno himself when it came to compartmentalization; had to be, in his line of work. He compartmentalized about everything - except Jane Blonde. Something about her upset the man’s mental boxes, and it was left to Bruno to keep things in check.

The next few minutes were spent trying to figure out a safe way through the mirror room, with Bruno’s suggestion of using the heavy metal arm attached to the Baron to break the mirrors shot down immediately by Bad himself. Who, given his remarks a few moments later, apparently thought Bruno had been hitting on him; Bruno wasn’t interested, but Ramsbottom didn’t seem to find the idea too objectionable. Apparently Ramsbottom enjoyed trying to get the somewhat oblivious Baron into a bed for some “education” when said Baron hadn’t given him a mission in a while, though if the Baron’s comments about Ramsbottom and Blonde were anything to go by he hadn’t been met with much success yet.

As the Baron began to crawl across the mirror-coated floor, Bruno was completely unsurprised when the lasers started firing. Given what he’d seen of the place so far, he’d’ve been more surprised if there hadn’t been lasers, quite frankly; the Baron didn’t seem the type to build a mirrored maze, and since most of the crazy shit in this metaverse seemed to be technology-based the more magical options were remote possibilities. As the Baron made his way across, Bruno noted some very familiar moves as the lasers were expertly dodged and sighed mentally in relief. It appeared that Crash was coming more to the fore of his avatar; a covert glance toward Blonde didn’t net him anything more than another uncomfortable fantasy, but he could hope that Andi was becoming more present as well.

Getting through the mirror room once the Baron had made them a safe path was easy enough, and the next room was only remarkable for Bruno’s avatar managing to slip out a witty one-liner in response to the Baron talking about tying up and gagging Blonde. Bruno had nearly bitten his avatar’s tongue after that’d come out, he’d closed his mouth so fast, and some determined shoving put Bruno solely in the driver’s seat. The images that accompanied the line were firmly put back into the place where Bruno did not have to think about them, though they spent a few seconds seared into the back of his eyelids.

Watching Blonde ride a shark across the room while pursued by a large number of other sharks was nerve-wracking, though her dismount onto the safety of the ledge beside both Bruno and the Baron was flawless. The next room was merely a bunch of so-called ninjas; while Bruno had never fought ninjas before, he had gone hand-to-hand with members of military organizations from around the world and the “ninjas” wielded their weapons in a style more reminiscent of East Missouri than the Far East. He ended up putting four of them down, and then the rest were taken out in one fell swoop by the Baron in a move that smacked of Crash.

It was only when Blonde started making comments about Bad and the ninjas that Ramsbottom managed to worm his way out of the bad of their shared mind and begin exerting himself again. He didn’t have much to say about the pool of acid, for which Bruno could only be grateful. The course was much similar to one they’d used to drill the recruits on back in Basic, except that instead of sandbags and waist-deep mud it was live steel blades and acid; still, it required split-second timing to get across safely and he needed all the concentration he could muster. In spite of all that, he made it across safely and popped open the door on the further wall.

And promptly closed it again; until the other two arrived, he didn’t want to have to try and deal with that many snakes alone.

Blonde crossed easily, avoiding each swinging blade adroitly, and Bruno couldn’t tear his eyes away. Ramsbottom had eyes only for Blonde, and made their shared heart beat in arrhythmia for a few seconds after the petite Blonde had landed safely on the ledge behind them. Bruno managed to keep a grip on the motor functions, at least, and answered succinctly when questioned about the contents of the room beyond. It was only the arrival of Crash and the large blade he’d apparently pulled out of the ceiling that allowed Bruno to pull their eyes away.

Itching with the need for action, and the need to get away from the outright uncomfortable at this point thoughts and feelings Ramsbottom had for Blonde that simply refused to stay in the neat compartments he’d laid out for them, Bruno stepped into the room perhaps a bit more quickly than he should have. Taking point came to him as naturally as breathing after four decades of it, and in the last two rooms his own set of pilot abilities - more familiar to him now, after a number of missions - had made him the best choice to go first. In this room, however, he got maybe halfway across before there was a sudden stinging pain in his ankle and a slow crawl of fire up his leg.

Using the broom handle he’d confiscated from one of the “ninjas,” he swatted the offending reptile away and hurried to the other end of the room before lifting his pants leg examining the bite. The twin puncture wounds were still oozing blood, something he hadn’t seen in a while, but the burning sensation had stopped at his knee. Bruno shook his head and let his pants drop back into place. Apparently, the healing factor he had could deal with the poison or with injuries, but not both at the same time. He’d have to remember that in the future.

“Really? You’ll toss me up?” Bruno looked up at Blonde’s voice, the unexpected sound of it pulling him out of his contemplation of the snake bite. Unfortunately, Ramsbottom reacted just a bit quicker than Bruno could suppress the impulse to.

“I thought that was my job.” Bruno wished that biting his tongue would actually make Ramsbottom stop, but his avatar seemed to only find it amusing.The middle of a mission was neither the time nor the place, but he couldn’t seem to make his avatar understand the gravity of the situation.

“Why do you got to make everything about your name, Dick?” Bruno couldn’t quite tell if it was the Baron or Crash asking, but he answered dryly anyway.

“I wish I knew,” he called back as he adjusted the cuffs on his sleeves. They’d come a bit undone after being soaked in the shark room and it had been bothering his avatar.

Fortunately the rest of the banter was a bit too quiet for Bruno to catch, but the sight of the Baron holding Blonde in his arms to do a short but elegant waltz was enough to ignite an ugly feeling in his avatar’s chest, one he didn’t quite recognize and didn’t like in the slightest. Baron Bad, dancing with his girl - !

And then she was flying in his direction, tossed by the extraordinary strength of one Crash Jaxun and time slowed. In that moment, all Bruno Hamilton could see through his avatar’s eyes was his best girl soaring through the air towards him - Lori, as beautiful as she was elegant. In that same moment, Dick Ramsbottom saw the beautiful, dangerous, competent, and sly Jane Blonde - the woman who’d stolen his heart over the course of one meal - falling into his arms.

In a surge of overwhelming feeling that made their shared heart rise to inexplicable heights, Bruno caught Andi carefully in his arms and Dick planted a passionate kiss on the love of his life.

Bruno didn’t quite realize in time to stop it from happening, and though he struggled mightily he could only mitigate what was being done. The kiss ended swiftly, but the deep shock in the eyes of both Andi and her avatar was enough to have Bruno pushing away from reality violently and leaving Ramsbottom in charge.

As Ramsbottom came to the forefront and the sounds of Crash being violently ill faded into something that was no longer Bruno’s problem to deal with, Bruno put his metaphorical head in his metaphorical hands and struggled to get a hold on himself. When he’d been in the avatar of Lothar Kaldegga, Andi had been in the avatar of Grace Lyonns, and Kaldegga had taken spiteful satisfaction in filling their shared mind space with ever more explicit images of what exactly he’d like to do to Lyonns. While Bruno hadn’t been able to shut him out completely, it had been reasonably easy to keep their thoughts separate. He’d quashed the ones that obviously weren’t his and kept on going doggedly.

This, though, was something different; Dick Ramsbottom might be a man of particular talents more often hired for his face than his combat prowess, but he was no less methodical than Bruno was in his own way and approached every job with that same steady approach that comprised his best. Ramsbottom had gone in to the Blonde job the same fashion he always had, but something about her got through to him in a way that no other mark had managed before or since; sure, she’d roofie’d him and taken him to a secondary location before sharing the night and her mission with him, but Ramsbottom loved her. He loved her for her looks, he loved her for her wits, he loved the way she moved, he loved the way she looked in the morning before she cleaned up, he loved her for the constant double entendres she made of his name.

He loved her.

And that was what had tripped Bruno up. Bruno hadn’t felt that way about anyone since he’d held Lori in his arms and promised her the world. She’d been smart, and fierce, and beautiful, and she’d fit into his arms like she was made to be there. But he’d gone to war, to a front from which men came back heavily damaged if they came back at all, and she hadn’t been able to take the stress of knowing he might never return; her letter, arriving ten months after he’d been deployed - and dated seven months post-deployment - had outlined the reasons methodically and clearly. Whatever else could be said about her, she never gave anyone anything but straight talk and the letter had pulled no punches in that regard either.

Bruno had been drunk for a week straight, or nearly, and it was sheer luck that his unit saw no major action for that entire week. At the end of it, pulled out of his funk by one Sergeant Michael Haverly, he’d gone to the Captain and requested heavier duties. It wasn’t too long after that that Jaxun had pulled him for special duty in his unit and the rest was history. Bruno had thrown himself into the military, drowning his hurt in regulations and orders, in hard-won camaraderie and card games, and the years had slipped away almost without him noticing.

Even when he’d found out his daughter - whom he’d never known - had had a daughter, the sparkling joy that had filled his heart when he had been with Lori had been absent. Instead, he’d felt a steely resolve to do right by her, to be the family he’d wished for when his parents had died; finding her had been a mission that had consumed him for months. And when he finally did find her - save her, from Cole - he’d thought that would be that. A bullet burning in his gut and gritty sand in his eyes, it would have been worth it to see her safe.

But that hadn’t been the end of their story, and they had been far and away from safe.

When his avatar had begun to exert himself earlier, Bruno hadn’t recognized the feeling. Hadn’t recognized the the double-beat of their shared heart for what it was. He’d pushed it aside and dismissed the fantasies with as much vigor as he’d done to Kaldegga, and when his avatar hadn’t pushed back like Kaldegga had he’d eased up. His avatar’d snuck out a dirty comment or two, but so had Kaldegga and both he and Andi had agreed to never speak about it by the simple expedient of never speaking about it.

This, though…

The fact that Bruno had, for a split second, mistaken Andi for Lori disturbed him. From the first moment he’d seen Andi, the physical resemblance had been obvious; but he had put it aside in order to operate without distraction by the feelings it evoked. Feelings he hadn’t realized he’d still had; feelings very similar to the ones Ramsbottom held for Blonde.

Apparently, even after all these years, he still loved Lori.

The thought stung, the pain of the Dear John entwined deeply with it, but not nearly so much as it once had. Her second letter, the one that had set him on his current course, had gone a long way towards mitigating the injury caused by the first, and he hadn’t even realized. Not until he’d been forced to think about it by Ramsbottom.

By Ramsbottom kissing his granddaughter full on the lips.



He still didn’t want to think about that.

The feeling of bullets hitting his flesh reached him where he rested at the back of their consciousness, and he jolted forward a little in their shared consciousness until he could see the fight going on around him. There was still an ongoing mission, and the other two still needed his help. From what Bruno could tell, however, Ramsbottom was doing a none-too-shabby job taking down what appeared to be some kind of Russian soldier wielding a submachine gun.

Bruno readied himself as Ramsbottom leaped forward; a mission was no time for introspection or retreat, and guns were very simple. The weight of it in his hands as he took back full control from Ramsbottom let him push all the simmering worries and revelations away to the back of his head where he could deal with them later.

A later that, for once, perhaps wasn’t ‘never.’

He fired.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=169#p169 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:50:09 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=169#p169
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Bruno sat quietly as the plane made its steady way back to England.

That’s not to say the flight itself was quiet; Baron Bad von Charlottesville was currently pontificating to both his granddaughter Andi and her avatar Jane Blonde, who were taking it in turns to wind him up whenever he looked like he was flagging. That made enough noise to completely fill the otherwise deserted cabin, the lone attendant having decided that discretion was the better part of valor and gone to hide in the front with the pilot and co-pilot after the first hour of this.

Not that Bruno could blame them; the last mission had been…stressful. He covertly rubbed his chest and suppressed the urge to cough at the memory of his avatar’s chest caving in. General Cassius - or, more accurately, the 742 pilot who’d been using General Cassius - had shown no quarter. Bruno had felt his avatar’s ribs crack under the first blow, snap under the second, and puncture vital organs on the third. Three punches, in the span of maybe two breaths, on top of the still-seeping bullet holes from the Russian’s gun. Bruno had always thought his least favorite this about broken ribs was the stabbing pain that came with each breath, the way that each breath came shorter than the last like his lungs were trying to avoid the pieces of rib around them.

And then his avatar’s heart had stopped.

Richard “Dick” Ramsbottom had been dead for seven seconds.

Bruno Hamilton had been alone in his avatar for seven seconds.

Bruno Hamilton had, over the course of a long career, been shot, stabbed, sliced, pierced, punctured, tortured, blown up, shocked, dipped in acid, set on fire, and various other things that had been exquisitely painful in the worst ways.

None of them were as bad or lasted as long as those seven seconds.

Bruno grimaced as he remembered pushing himself to the fore of his falling avatar. There’d been no resistance, not even the token amount he usually felt when he exerted himself; nor had there been any sign of the light of the metaverse, lending credence to what Robbins had told him about how natural deaths being the way for a pilot to jump out of an avatar. Instead, there had been a blank gulf where Ramsbottom had been, a depthless, gaping void between himself and the body he was in. Being alone in a piloted avatar was strange, and not in a good way. The body had been meant for Ramsbottom, and while Bruno could make it work by force of will, it wasn’t meant for him, wasn’t designed for him.

That, and the massive amount of trauma Ramsbottom had received. Bruno had felt the shattered pieces of rib grinding together and digging into the soft parts of the chest as he’d pushed himself away from the floor. He had felt it when one of Ramsbottom’s lungs went, leaking air into the chest cavity. Digging deep into reserves he hadn’t known he possessed had allowed him to get a hold of General Cassius and break the man’s neck while using the body against the closest two enemies; it was in that moment he’d felt Ramsbottom’s heart begin beating again, sluggishly at first and then stronger as Crash’s magic took hold and the burn of snake venom faded.

Of course, healing completely shattered ribs had been unpleasant in itself; as soon as the last threat had been negated - by Baron Bad’s paranoia, of all things - Bruno had collapsed. Ramsbottom was back but nearly catatonic in the back of their shared mindspace, which meant he at least didn’t have to feel the tearing pain of pieces of rib being pulled back into place. The moving pieces of bone had caused nearly as much damage on their way back as they had moving to where they’d gotten to, and Bruno had been unable to suppress the overwhelming urge to cough as blood filled his lungs.

Andi had not been pleased when her grandfather started coughing up blood, and Blonde had seemed equally alarmed about how much blood was coming out of Ramsbottom’s mouth. Bruno hadn’t been able to catch his breath to reassure them, the tears in his lungs leaking air into his chest cavity in a sensation he could feel. He’d had to grab the knife he’d gotten in the armory and pierce the pneumothorax before his lung collapsed completely, and Andi had nearly pulled the knife out of his hands when he stabbed himself with it. It was only when the blood had spurted with the hiss of escaping air that she understood, and while Bruno could barely wheeze the words out he managed to get her pick the Russian’s bullets out for him for the next several minutes while his lung re-inflated completely and his ribs became gradually more homogeneous.

But their avatars had had a schedule - or Blonde did, anyway - and Andi had hauled Bruno to his feet long before his internal repairs were done. Making their way to the plane Blonde had waiting for them in a protected cove not too far away from the Baron’s castle had been an exercise in patience and Ramsbottom’s ribs were still more cracked than whole by the time they’d boarded.

But.

He’d lived.

Bruno rubbed his chest again, feeling the reassuringly steady beat of his heart. If Crash hadn’t managed to negate the poison in his blood and allowed his healing factor to address the more pressing issue of crushed ribs…He cut a glance over to where the other two were sitting. Crash was there with his avatar, Bruno could see that much, but the Baron seemed to be the one doing most of the talking. The current theme seemed to be how superior Bad’s 400k system was to many current retirement plans; Bruno wasn’t entirely certain how he’d gotten onto the topic, but a glance at Blonde’s mischievous face gave him a pretty good idea.

The Baron himself was an…interesting individual. Bruno flexed his left hand as the vague sense-memory of heavy metal and recalcitrant servos ghosted along his nerves. He wasn’t sure how or why it had happened, but finding himself in the body of Baron Bad and facing down a mob of angry henchmen had been an…experience. The shock of it had pushed him to the back of the shared mindspace, and the complex whirling of the mind around him had been enough to leave him off-kilter and dizzy. The Baron’s mind had moved at a million miles a second, complex calculations for orbital mechanics and the possibility of putting together a lunar base had been superseded by more immediate calculations of angle and trajectory for best use of his machine-gun arm. Underneath all the science and math had been a constant stream of objective observations about the world around him that managed to completely miss interpersonal cues while spilling out of his mouth.

Baron Bad was smart, smarter than Bruno himself for all the Baron had the interpersonal skills of a hungry raccoon, and Bruno had to take a moment to wonder how Crash had dealt with the man’s head. There was so much, going in a thousand directions at any given moment. If thoughts could make actual noise, the inside of the Baron’s head was an unending cacophony that Bruno himself would be glad to never have to deal with again. There was no organizing such a mess, no compartmentalizing the thousand and one concurrent lines of thought; Ramsbottom, for all Bruno personally objected to the man’s hitting on his granddaughter in her avatar, was at least something familiar, and returning to the man’s head had been a relief.

Bruno shook said head as he took a deep breath and felt his ribs protest - though less than they had an hour ago. Ramsbottom would live, Blonde had the villain she’d set out to capture, and Baron Bad had perhaps some perspective on things. Him and his team had managed to thwart the 742 invasion before it could gain a foothold and, in the end, that would have to be enough.
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Joe’s Diner was pleasantly cool after the oppressive heat of both Arena and the barren wasteland where he’d been sent to fight.

Bruno sipped quietly at a beer - a Heineken, though he hadn’t specified such when he’d asked for one. Hollywood had simply brought it to the table with Crash and Andi’s milkshakes - and a glass of water for the still-unconscious Thomas propped up in the corner of their booth - and bustled off before Bruno could question him on it. How Hollywood knew each person’s food preferences would have to remain a mystery, it seemed. Neither Andi nor Crash had seemed too concerned about it, and both seemed to be enjoying their milkshakes, so he had to be content to let it go for now.

Andi was doing most of the talking, with Crash nodding at various points but not contributing much to the overall conversation; from Bruno’s point of view he seemed almost distracted, mind clearly on something other than the subject at hand. He wasn’t sure if Andi had noticed Crash’s preoccupation and didn’t care to mention it or had simply not noticed; either way, she carried most of the burden of conversation.

Bruno had to wonder what Crash was thinking about. He’d asked - nearly demanded - a debriefing from the younger man, and a fuller outline of the situation; what duties did they have as Prime pilots? What did he mean ancestral meeting place? Where had the boxes really come from during the fight? Why were the Trinity the first? What did he mean when he said that Bruno was a Class 4?

Crash had promised to answer them once they got back to the base so he could answer everyone’s questions at once, and Bruno had to be content with that. It was logical to wait, and make sure everyone got all of the information at the same time, but he was - somewhat ironically, given his previous line of work - tired of secrets. Secrets in general, but ones pertaining to or kept by Jaxuns in very much particular, and he had the slightly nagging feeling that if he let it get pushed off for too long he’d never get his answers.

Hollywood came back with their food, and Bruno was surprised to see him put another bottle down with his plate. He glanced down at the bottle in his hand and found it nearly empty; strangely, he couldn’t feel the warmth that usually came with the first bottle, no ease in his shoulders or the muscles of his back. It was strange enough that he sniffed the second bottle when he opened it to verify that it did, in fact, contain alcohol - with a seven-foot-tall lizard man drinking what looked like sriracha two tables over, he wouldn’t put it past Hollywood to have served him something that tasted like Heineken but was not actually beer - but the whiff of chemical fumes was familiar enough. He shrugged mentally and handed his empty to Hollywood, who whisked it away and headed towards a table that looked to be getting ready to leave.

The food’s arrival seemed to break through whatever the Trinity had done to Thomas - Crash had been obtuse on the subject, though whether that had been on purpose or Bruno simply lacking the necessary context for his statements, Bruno couldn’t be sure - and he roused as his plate was set in front of him. He blinked as he looked around in bewilderment, eyes sharpening quickly. “How the hell did I end up in Joe’s?” He demanded of the table at large, and both Andi and Crash started at once trying to fill him in on recent events.

Bruno decided that discretion was the better part of valor and slipped from the booth as they sorted themselves out of the resulting conversational tangle. He’d only had a bottle - and a half - of beer, but it had been a few hours since they’d left the home metaverse. A glance and a mouthed question at Hollywood netted him a nod towards the hallway that they’d once taken to get to Arena to fight a warlord. There was no sign of that door in the hall now, but Bruno didn’t really expect to see it. Fortunately the door he wanted was labeled neatly and clearly: BATHROOM.

Pushing his way inside, he found a clean, white-tiled room with plain white fixtures and a stainless steel faucet. It didn’t take him long to do his business, but as he was washing his hand a glint of light caught his eye. Peeking out from under his sleeve was the wrist band of the control braces he’d pulled out of the strange, silvery box that had fallen from someplace further away than the sky. The metal glistened in the bright light of the bathroom and Bruno had to resist the urge to roll his sleeves up to see all of them. So that everyone could see all of them.

Not that the bracers were much to look at; these were slimmer than the bulky, ornate bracers his avatar had used and favored, the fit comfortable and close beneath Bruno’s preferred style of shirt and the bands of it lacking in the ornate runes and obfuscating mechanisms his avatar had prized. One wider band fit around Bruno’s arm just below the elbow and connected to a second band that rested around his wrist by thin, flexible rods that did not chafe as his previous experience with such devices had, and a small circle of a metallic concentrator in his palm that hooked to the wrist band by wires and which did not impede his grip on his guns (he’d checked).

Bruno clenched his left hand around the power concentrator and breathed through the urge. Lothar Kaldegga, a previous avatar, was the one who’d given Bruno access to elemental magic in the first place; he had been a bitter oilslick of a man addicted to power and the wielding of it. And every time Bruno accessed his power, a little bit of that mire bled in with it.

Bruno had boiled a man alive because he’d needed to end the fight quickly after using Kaldegga’s earth powers, not three hours ago. He had concentrated heat into his opponent - who had looked and acted so like the General - until the man had cooked from the inside out. He had killed so very many people in a wide variety of ways with a frankly astonishing array of weapons over his long career; this should have been no different.

But this time, something inside him had enjoyed it.

Bruno splashed his face with water as the memory coiled in his head like a viper. It had been a brief flicker as he’d watched his opponent’s eyes pop in their sockets and steam boil away from the other man’s mouth, just briefest thrill at the power unleashed from the palms of his hands mixed with an odd pleasure in the agony and death it caused, but even the memory of it made him want to take an icepick and remove Kaldegga from his head by force.

Bruno had never been the kind of man to enjoy suffering - not his, not anyone else’s. He’d take the hits because he could, better than anyone else, and he’d do what was necessary only for as long as it was, in fact, necessary. He’d told the McPhernon kid once that he’d never broken the Geneva Convention in his work; he refused to become the man that broke it with glee. Kaldegga had been that man; however righteous his purpose had been when he’d started, by the time Bruno had shared his body, that idealism had long since fled in the wake of a physical lust for power and a sickening joy in the exercise of it.

Kaldegga had been an object lesson, one that Bruno would not forget easily; for all that the powers granted to Kaldegga - and, by extension, Bruno - made it easy, he refused to become that man or forget what he’d done.

As much as he wished he could yank Kaldegga out of his soul by the roots.

The thought had a hand going instinctively to his chest as the phantom sensation of broken ribs and punctured organs flared in a brief moment of remembered agony. Worse still was the sensation of the void that accompanied it, the memory of an empty space where an avatar was supposed to be and the straining effort to push a dead body into moving when its life had fled.

Richard Ramsbottom was another avatar Bruno wouldn’t forget in a hurry. The less Bruno had to think about the man’s affections, the better, but the fact remained that Bruno had failed him more comprehensively than he’d failed anyone in years. Bruno still wasn’t quite sure how the whole pilot/avatar thing worked, but Rhodes had been quite clear about the laws regarding killing avatars and he hadn’t specified whether he meant your own or others.

Beyond even that, Ramsbottom had been just as much a member of the team as Andi or Bruno himself, and he had let the man die. However temporary that death had proved, no matter that Bruno had been pushed to the back of their shared psyche at the time, Ramsbottom’s safety was a mission priority and Bruno had gotten him killed.

Bruno didn’t fail often, but when he did he didn’t wince away from it. Ramsbottom had died, and Bruno would accept the consequences of that. Kaldegga’s influence became more apparent - and abhorrent - as Bruno used his powers, and Bruno would have to keep a sharp eye on himself when he accessed those powers in the future. Ramsbottom’s interpersonal activities…Bruno splashed his face with water and dried off with the nearby towel. The less he had to deal with those interpersonal activities, the better.

With a deep breath and a reinforced sense of determination, Bruno headed back out into the noise of the Diner proper and rejoined the other three.

He would not fail again.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=171#p171 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 15:54:32 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=171#p171
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Bruno sat in silence as Reese creaked and swayed over a highway in Virginia, heading back towards DC.

Reese was a useful ally, in spite of his completely baffling nature. Whatever force allowed him to move allowed him to move fast, much faster than a number of other more conventional vehicles. That, combined with his ability to chameleon into basically anything, was what had allowed Bruno to get away from the seemingly endless meetings in Congress to see his granddaughter for a few days.

When Bruno had found the stagecoach parked outside his current government-issued housing in the guise of an old station wagon, Reese had claimed that he’d simply been in the neighborhood looking for a drink - then offered Bruno a lift down to Archangel base, since he was “heading that way.” Bruno would have suspected Patric’s interference in getting the transforming stagecoach up into DC like this, but the man had adamantly refused to have anything to do with the submersible stagecoach after the government had revoked his persona non grata status and he’d been allowed to leave Archangel Base without being shot into little pieces.

Still, whatever the reason for Reese’s appearance, the offer had been too tempting and Bruno had grabbed his go bag from his room - and, after a brief moment of consideration, a briefcase full of papers and writing utensils so he’d have something to work on during the trip - and climbed in. Thirty hours overland was no joke, but Reese’s tireless nature and negligent disregard for whether or not he was actually on a road had made the trip shorter than it would have been otherwise. The most annoying part was Reese begging for a drink whenever Bruno requested a pit stop; it was too much trouble getting enough to fill his tank, and the disappointed sighs whenever the booze ran out were a little grating.

Still, they made the trip in record time and not two days later they were surfacing in the hidden base on Archangel Island.

Bruno’s reunion with Andi in person had been brief; he’d arrived just as she was about to go on another mission with Stone and Jaxun, so he’d volunteered to go along with. Finding himself in an avatar completely separated from all the others had been something of a nasty surprise; that, and the lingering weariness of weeks of testifying before Congress had made him a bit clumsy in his approach to his avatar, putting him at the forefront immediately with no hint of Night Watch coming through. His avatar had accepted the decision without a qualm, hiding in the back of their shared mindspace as much as his physical body was hiding in the guise of a hot dog vendor.

That trend continued for a goodish bit of while; the only time Night Watch showed any interest in pushing forward was when Hotwire had jumped them off the bridge. Bruno’s brief panic at the high-speed free-fall had been enough to pull a hint of the stoic ninja to the fore, but he’d relented again easily enough when Bruno had needed to be in full control to deal with the cutters. It wasn’t until Bruno consciously let go and invited Night Watch to the fore that the ninja truly stepped forward.

Night Watch, like Bruno himself, was highly focused and mission oriented. He had his goals in order of priority, and his fallbacks for when things inevitably went to shit. Unlike Bruno, Night Watch was a still river that ran deep; where Bruno would take the most direct action, Night Watch would stop and wait for the precise moment. His skills reflected that, with an emphasis on stealth and speed and dealing with enemies before they even knew he was there. In the helter skelter, tactically nonsensical enemy responses in this world he was a breath of fresh air and Bruno observed him from the back of their shared mind space with appreciation for another professional at work.

And then Andi had taken an RPG to the face.

Bruno’s mind had stalled for a moment, shock and horror paralyzing him as he saw blood spray into the air. Night Watch hadn’t even hesitated, the wielder of the grenade launcher having identified himself as being clearly the biggest threat in the room. Night Watch didn’t bother trying to simply subdue the enemy this time, as he had earlier; this time, the garrote was in his hands and around the soldier’s throat before Bruno had quite grounded himself. The familiar feeling of blood dripping over their shared hands - even though it vanished in the next instant - was enough to galvanize him and he pushed his way to the fore of their shared consciousness.

In complete control of his avatar, Bruno had instinctively reached for the bond to Kaldegga deep inside him. He was surrounded by too many enemies; they were too close to him, and by far too close to her. The windstorm he had conjured was a desperate, unfocused thing but it was sufficient to send all the nearby enemies scattering every which way. Jaxun had taken advantage of the chaos to shoot two of the people about to enter vehicles, and Stone had started to emit a high-pitched, annoying noise before throwing a car into a knot of soldiers. But it wasn’t until Andi stood up from where she’d been thrown by the RPG, blood streaming from her nose and a cut above one eyebrow that Bruno had felt some of the anxiety clenching in his chest ease.

Bruno had been enjoying being out in the metaverse again with Andi; the way she’d grown had left a warm feeling in his chest. Her feats of strength and daring had made him feel younger than he had in decades, and at several points he hadn’t been able to resist the urge to point out a particularly good move. She was his granddaughter, the only family he had left, and he would be damned before he let anyone hurt her and live to tell the tale.

Even now, sitting in a stagecoach rolling down the highway, the thought of someone hurting his granddaughter and getting away with it was enough to make his fists clench reflexively. Bruno took a deep breath and let it out slowly, forcing his fists to relax as he did so. The feeling of protective anger was his, he was pretty sure - Kaldegga hadn’t a protective bone left in his body, as near as Bruno had been able to tell in their brief acquaintanceship - but the ugly need to hurt anyone who hurt her - to revisit on them a thousandfold what they had the temerity to do to Andi -

That kind of white-hot rage, the thirst for vengeance, that need to hurt the enemy soldiers, had had him reaching for the ceiling above their heads and pulling. He’d tapped the deep well of power behind his breastbone and let it resonate with the ceiling, willing the concrete to shatter and rain down on his enemies. The concrete had resisted him, much more so than the stone of the cave had when he’d last tried the trick, and while later events had explained why that was it hadn’t mattered much in the moment. When the well in his chest had run dry, not nearly enough of the soldiers were dead; he’d picked up the launcher that had dropped from the one Night Watch had garroted and fired it into the ceiling above the largest remaining cluster.

Bruno shook his head. He should have just used the rocket launcher right away. That personal, deep-seated need for vengeance - that thirst for the pain of his enemies, that was detrimental to the mission. He’d experienced such a bleed before, on ARENA, and he’d made a personal note to keep an eye on it. The problem was that it had felt…natural. Like it had simply come from a part of himself, in the same, sickening way Ramsbottom’s love of Jane had gotten tangled up in Bruno’s love for Lori. Later, after all the information TOM had laid at their feet - Dreams? Nightmares? Bruno wasn’t sure what to think about that, and there hadn’t been time to talk to Andi or Jaxun before he’d had to leave - it hadn’t been just the fact that next destination was an enemy stronghold where the enemy determined what reality looked like that made him suggest talking to Dr. Clarkson.

A thirst for vengeance was not mission readiness. The kind of heartsick love Ramsbottom had had in spades was not mission readiness. And yet neither feeling would stay in the neat, compartmentalized boxes Bruno had been using for years. Decades. Whenever he looked away for a moment they kept creeping back out and coloring his actions and intentions. If he couldn’t get a grip on himself -

“Do you want a beer?”

Reese’s voice interrupted Bruno’s thoughts unexpectedly, and the older man blinked.

“Didn’t you drink all the beer from the last gas station forty miles ago?”

The question was largely rhetorical as Reese couldn’t drink by himself when he was a vehicle; he needed someone else to pour the bottles down his intake. Bruno had spent a solid half an hour pouring bottle after bottle down the small drain concealed beneath one of the seats until the case of beer he’d bought had run out.

“Yeah, from the last stop - but there’s some I have under the seat next to you I was saving for an emergency.”

Bruno raised an eyebrow - he was never quite sure how much Reese could see in his own interior, but he made the gesture anyway just in case. “And what’s the emergency?”

Reese swayed from side to side even more broadly than usual, which Bruno interpreted as a shrug. “You seem kind of down, is all. Beer makes me feel better, why shouldn’t it help you?”

Bruno shook his head. “I don’t think a drink is going to fix my problems,” he responded dryly, and Reese swayed again.

“Maybe it will, maybe it won’t. I’m driving, couldn’t hurt to give it a go.”

Bruno blinked and shrugged, before lifting up the seat beside him. Sure enough, underneath the seat was a case of beer. A familiar green case.

Bruno’s eyes narrowed in suspicion. “Why do you have a case of Heineken under your seat?” he asked, keeping his voice calm and level. He didn’t even want to contemplate a transforming stagecoach with mindreading powers…

“One of the guys on the base told me to get some, said it was your favorite. The one who wears sunglasses all the time and has the weird big feeling to him?”

“Crash Jaxun?” Bruno asked, confused. True, he’d eaten in the diner with the kid after the mission to ARENA which would explain how he knew Bruno preferred Heineken, but - “And what do you mean by weird big feeling?”

“Yeah, him. Didn’t you notice? Him and the red-haired woman have more to them than anyone else. There’s just more there.”

Bruno digested that for a few minutes while Reese continued down the road.

“Reese?”

“Yeah?”

“What do you see when you look at me?”

Reese paused for several long moments, though whether he was thinking about what he was going to say or giving Bruno a once-over inside the cab, Bruno couldn’t tell.

“You look like Nick. Or that other guy who talks a lot - we were never really introduced. There’s not as much to you as Crash Jaxun or Red Hair, but more than most of the others. Only, it’s a little bent? It’s weird. Something’s not quite right.”

Bruno looked at the bottles under the seat one more time before putting the leather cushion down. While the beers in the diner had done nothing to him, he wasn’t sure if that was an effect of the diner or something that had followed him out of the metaverse; either way, it probably was not the best idea to imbibe before a meeting with some senators.

“Thanks, Reese, but I’ll pass.”

Reese swayed again.

“More for me, I guess.”

Both of them fell silent as Reese continued down the road.
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“I’m sorry, my friends. I just can’t find them anywhere - and neither can Monday. They saved her - I don’t know how - but…it seems they paid the ultimate price in doing so.”

The words had barely left Zenda’s mouth when Bruno snapped into action.

Turning, he made a swift count of the other pilots clustered around to hear Zenda’s news and made a quick decision. Bruno was not in the habit of leaving teammates behind unless they were confirmed dead; he would do a great deal more for family. And after all, Zenda hadn’t said they were dead - only that he couldn’t find them. Bruno could think of at least two instances off the top of his head where people had hidden from the previous Rhodes by taking advantage of his nature. Zenda might be more wily than the previous Rhodes, but there were places he could not go, and Bruno was prepared to search them all for his granddaughter.

Zenda stepped away through reality, and Bruno turned to Pierce, who’d been loitering at the edge of the circle looking pained - Bruno wasn’t sure if it was at the news of Monday’s rescue, or the fact that the ship had gone missing that was bothering the man, and frankly at this point he didn’t care. “Pierce, can you set up the pods to work? Aim them, monitor them, that kind of thing?”

Pierce glanced over at the pods the kid had made, eyes unreadable, before nodding. Bruno squared his shoulders and turned to the rest of them. “Robbins, Thomas, Dr. Clarkson, you take those pods to the last known metaverse this Nightmare was attached to. Harvin, Stone, you’re with me. We’re going to head to the metaverse most closely adjacent to where they disappeared from.”

After a moment of frozen inaction where everyone carefully didn’t look at anyone else, the other pilots ground into action. Bruno would have liked to get Pierce to come with his team, but it was more important that they had someone with experience monitoring the pods from this end, and he also had the creeping suspicion he couldn’t have gotten the other man to use a pod anyway. He’d been singularly reluctant to travel using anything but the Reliance, and with the ship gone he didn’t seem too keen on finding alternate forms of passage.

As Pierce started fiddling with the side of the first pod - Thomas’ pod - before the man stepped into it, Bruno turned to the last two non-pilots in the room.

Mac McPhernon wasn’t looking at him, but seemed oddly stricken by the news about Crash and the others. Bruno didn’t have a good read on him at the best of times, and the current moment was anything but. It quickly became a moot point as Patric stepped between them and glared up at the much larger man.

“You leave that boy alone. You’re down four of your super powered folk, and his sister is dead after gettin’ mixed up in all this.”

Bruno held up a placating hand. “I wouldn’t ask it of him; it’s you I wanted to talk to. I need you to go to Washington and speak to Congress while I deal with the situation here.”

The Irishman frowned. “Would they listen to me? Really? Dunno if you’ve noticed, mate, but I’m not exactly a legal US Citizen - never mind about all terrorism charges. Or the drugs.”

Even as he spoke his hands slipped into his pocket to pull out a small unmarked bottle - nearly empty, from the way it rattled he shook out some plain white tablets. Bruno wondered briefly exactly how much of a stash the other man maintained, to still have some even after being stuck in a completely isolated underwater base for a week and then decided he didn’t actually want to know. He leaned forward.

“Patric Leibowitz-O'Kelley, you are one of the few men alive who knows a damn thing about metaversal travel that I can trust to deal with this. Getting the others back has to be our top priority; we can’t spare any pilots to speak to Congress, so I’m asking you to do it. For me. For Andi. As one ‘super powered folk’ to another.”

His words seemed have struck some sort of nerve; he knew the man had come back from 742 with the ability to repair anything with a touch, but apparently it hadn’t quite hit home before now what that meant. Patric covered his mouth with his hand as he looked up at the ceiling, then down at the floor, then finally over to McPhernon. The kid didn’t meet his eyes, but was putting things in the go bag - his Archie comics, some explosives Patric had left lying around. The Irishman heaved a sigh before nodding to Bruno.

“Alright. Alright, damn your eyes. We’ll take the damn stagecoach and we’ll go to D.C. and I’ll see what I can do. I can’t promise miracles, mate.” He rocked for a moment, like he had something else to say, but seemed to change his mind. Turning, he stalked away cursing everyone in visual range under his breath.

Bruno let him go, and turned to make sure the others had gotten into their pods safely before finally stepping into his own. As the bright, white light that signaled metaversal travel washed over him, he grimly clung to one thought: Missing wasn’t dead. He’d find her, come hell or high water.

The Metaverse swept him away.

That mission was followed by another, and then another, and then another. Bruno wasn’t sure if it was the Metaverse working with them for once, or if Pierce was that good at making the pods work, but at the end of every mission both teams would step out of their pods and nearly the same time to fall on what passed for food in Archangel base. Fed and hydrated, Bruno would grill them mercilessly on what they’d observed in their respective metaverses. Any clues about Nightmares, any whispers of Monday or of the Masters of the Metaverse - that’s what he wanted, sifting through the chaff of extraneous information like a farmer checking grain for rot.

The first few missions spawned a dozen and more leads, and Bruno chased them like a man possessed. More than a dozen missions for each team in less than a week, and only two of those later ones produced actionable intelligence. Bruno had reluctantly decided to split up in the name of time efficiency, sending the other team off to one metaverse and bringing Stone and Harvin with him to the other. He’d have preferred to get his own eyes on both, as he knew approximately what to look for, but he couldn’t be in two places at once and time was of the essence.

It was enormously frustrating, then, for both leads to dry up almost immediately. Almost a week and a half since Jaxun, Andi, Aquamarine, and Maxwell had gone to rescue Monday, and he had nothing. Bruno had debriefed both teams thoroughly, then dismissed them for some downtime while he contemplated their next move. It was while the others were shuffling towards the area they’d converted into a makeshift mess when a surprising interruption made itself known.

Patric Leibowitz-O'Kelley came storming in through the door leading to the submarine day and made a beeline for where Bruno was sitting at a table covered in handwritten notes. He didn’t even wait for Bruno to acknowledge him before he started talking.

“You’re in deep shite now, mate.”

Bruno frowned. “I realize that the situation with the 742 tech is pressing, but we have four people MIA. If we don’t find them -”

Patric cut him off with a sharp gesture. “It’s more than pressin’, it’s about to go up in flames. Three new terrorist groups popped up with stuff in just the week I was up North, d'you realize? And I had some a’ me old mates reachin’ out to me about how China’s rushin’ to get a pod program going, make their own pilots. Lane’s disappeared from his prison, an’ I’ll give ye three guesses where he’s like to have ended up.” The Irishman waved his hands, making a helpless gesture that encompassed the room, the pods, and the other pilots who were clearly listening in while pretending not to. “World’s goin’ to shit, mate. And them in D.C. don’t give a damn about who’s missin’, they want whoever’s here up there dealin’ with this shite.”

Bruno scowled. “We can’t just -”

Patric actually grabbed him by the shoulder, giving it a fierce shake. “What ye can’t do is stay here. They’re talking about assault teams, watch lists, kill orders - if ye’re not their pilot, ye’re the enemy. They’re already after the Jaxun kid.” He must’ve seen the hopeful light in Bruno’s face and waved his free hand. “His other one, the girl kid. Tessa, I think? They’re hunting her. Drones, special force black ops bullshite - I even heard tell about the damned canine squads.” He released Bruno’s shoulder and took a step back, something like pity in his face. “Ye can’t stay here, mate. Ye’re needed elsewhere. Yer granddaughter’s tough, even for one of us super powered folk. And that Jaxun boy probably knows more about th’ Metaverse than everyone else here. Ain’t nothin’ you can do for 'em from here that they can’t do for ‘emselves.”

Bruno rested his forehead on his clasped hands, feeling the weight of fifty years a soldier on his soul. Patric was…right. As much as Bruno would like to deny it, there were responsibilities here - responsibilities he could no longer safely ignore. And the other man was right again in that if Andi was stuck somewhere she couldn’t get out of, it was highly unlikely Bruno or any of the others would be able to get her out. Bruno was out of leads, out of luck, and out of time.

He swore and slammed his fist into the table, leaving a hefty dent in the surface. Thomas, Harvin, and Robbins looked up from their food, startled, and Patric fell back a step. Bruno sighed as he pushed himself to his feet. “Pack it in, people. All the pods, any advanced tech we’re not taking we’re scrapping. The pods go in Reese until we hit shore, then we’ll find a hauler to take them the rest of the way with us. We needed to be in D.C. yesterday.”

Nobody moved for a frozen second, eyes full of disbelief and - in the case of Harvin - something like betrayal, and Bruno gritted his teeth.

“We have possible pilots in China and terrorists with 742 tech.”

“But what about -” Harvin started, eyes going to the pods, and Bruno shook his head with something like despair bubbling in his gut.

“We have no leads, and no more time. If the others can’t make it back from wherever they are, we can’t help them right now.”

Several more seconds of heavy silence went by before John Stone stood up, walked over to a pod, and picked it up like it weighed nothing. Pierce lurched to his feet from where he’d been sitting and leafing through a gossip magazine, and half-staggered half-ran to the pod to begin frantically undoing power connections before Stone could rip them out of the wall. Thomas and Dr. Clarkson stood up to help, though Rosie and Robbins both seemed frozen in disbelief and remained seated.

Bruno was about to join them when a hand on his shoulder stopped him. Patric had snuck up uncomfortably close behind him, and it was all Bruno could do to suppress the reflexive urge to punch the guy. The other man seemed to notice the effort, and stepped back a little.

“Bruno. Somethin’ else.”

He hesitated and Bruno raised an eyebrow. The Irishman seemed to be debating whether or not to say something, and eventually seemed to make up his mind. He took a deep breath and looked Bruno in the eye.

“So. Ye’re not wholly without allies in D.C., and one of 'em came to speak to me before I came t’ get ye. A Colonel Woodrow, retired?” He spoke quietly, and waited for Bruno’s confused nod before continuing. “So, ye’re not the only one whose had people go missin’ on 'em. Whose had soldiers go missin’ on 'em. And, well - it’s been more'n 24 hours, Bruno. More'n a week. You and I and the old Colonel all know the chances of gettin’ 'em back alive after that amount of time.”

Bruno clenched his jaw and nodded.The odds weren’t good on finding them alive in the first place, not after what they’d gone to do and where they’d gone to do it but -

“Get to the point.” His voice was harsh but low, and the other man regarded him for a long moment from behind his preferred sunglasses before reaching into his jacket and pulling out a small envelope and holding it out discreetly.

“Well. The old man asked me to give this to ye - wasn’t sealed, so I had a look.” Bruno took the envelope with no small amount of trepidation and looked up for further clarification. Patric just shook his head and gestured for him to open it.

Bruno did, and spent a long minute staring at the contents before folding the paper back up and putting it in his inner jacket pocket and nodding mechanically to the Irishman.

Both of them turned to the others and began the surprisingly quick process of stripping the base and loading it into Reese. Aside from the ever-growing pile of novels and self-help books Thomas kept pulling out of somewhere Bruno really didn’t want to think about, none of them had much in the way of personal possessions. Pierce and Stone had methodically gone through the labs and either stripped or destroyed anything useful, and Harvin had gone through afterwards to rig up some traps for anyone who tried to raid the place in their absence, as unlikely as that was.

For all their work, they were underway before 1600 local - this time with Thomas at the helm to assist Reese in navigating the murky blue waters. The trip back to land was accomplished in nearly suffocating silence; Harvin looked about ready to either break down and cry or start hitting something until it broke down. Thomas spoke quietly to Reese whenever he did speak, and even Dr. Clarkson was more subdued than usual; Robbins appeared to be at a near-total loss for words. Bruno simply sat and contemplated what they were doing - what they were leaving behind, what he could have done better to prevent the others from being lost in the first place.

He was beginning to appreciate why Patric hated submarines.

It wasn’t until they’d reached the mainland that Bruno finally spoke again, voice only a little hoarse. “Patric’s arranged transport for us; there’s a truck waiting on pier 34. I need Patric, Stone, Harvin, Thomas, Dr. Clarkson, and Robbins to load the pods on the truck and escort them overland to the D.C. safehouse - Patric has the location, and will get things set up to continue missions from there. I’ll take a plane and get to Washington ASAP to begin debriefing Congress on what happened.”

His tone didn’t leave any room for questions, and while both Patric and Robbins gave him something of a side-eye, the rest of them took it at face value and nodded in agreement. Bruno nodded back sharply and walked over to where Reese had beached himself, tapping on the wooden hull with its bright copper finishings to get the robot’s attention.

“Reese.”

“Yes?”

“After they finish unloading…I need you to go back to Archangel Base.”

The hull shuddered under his hand, and the aborted sounds of transformation clicked from within.

“But there’s no booze down there!”

Bruno stayed firm. “If the others make it back, that’s the most likely place they’ll land. I don’t want any nasty surprises waiting for them - I need someone there, Reese. If I could stay there myself, I would. But I can’t. So I’m asking you - for the sake of our lost friends, for the sake of the only family I have left in the world - to please, go back down there and keep watch. Wait for them, when the rest of us can’t. Please.”

The last word felt unpleasantly close to begging, but for Andi Bruno would swallow any pride he had left in a heartbeat.

It seemed to work, thankfully, and Reese settle more heavily in the sand with what sounded like a gusty sigh. “When you put it like that, it would be pretty crummy of me to refuse. Alright, soon as they’re done I’ll head back and wait.”

Bruno patted the hull once and turned to walk purposefully towards the silver Lexus Patric had arranged to take him to the airport. Whether it was some kind of joke or the Irishman’s subtle way of trying to be helpful, Bruno was too tired to figure out. Climbing in, he confirmed his destination with the driver and they started off.

The drive was quiet, the driver seeming to sense Bruno’s general disinclination to talk - or perhaps just intimidated by his size, he was having difficulty giving a damn about which it really was - and pulling into the airport was relatively painless. He didn’t have any baggage with him, and thankfully the Mexican authorities weren’t as annoying about bringing handguns on a plane as the American TSA was. It was a five-hour flight North, and Bruno spent most of it dwelling on the contents of the envelope burning a hole in his breast pocket.

When he landed, he went to the car rental desk and rented himself another Lexus - no drivers this time. He drove the car himself, the heavy urban landscape eventually giving way to something greener. It was at once too long and not long enough before he was pulling up to the gates of his destination.

Parking his car, Bruno walked up the rows slowly, the wind tugging at his jacket and shirt feeling as though it was trying to hold him back. Each step was slower than the last in minute increments, but he never stopped and eventually he reached his destination.

Three graves stood before him, two somewhat weather-worn but the last fresh and newly cut.

Claire Jaymes 1976-1998, Beloved Daughter.

Lori Jaymes 1951-2018, Loving Mother.

Andi Jaymes 1992-2020, Lost But Never Forgotten.


The Colonel’s letter had been brief but not unkind:

Sergeant Hamilton,

I may have retired years ago, but I still have ears in certain places. I’m sorry for the loss of your granddaughter; the son of mine you saved in Vietnam went MIA less than six months later and never returned.

The hardest part of any loss is accepting it, in acknowledging there’s nothing left that you can do and moving on. My wife and I found that having a physical marker helped in dealing with what happened, so I have arranged for Andi to be memorialized beside her grandmother.

My sincerest condolences,
Colonel Gregory Woodrow (ret)


Bruno stared down at the grave, the crisp letter slowly crumpling in his grip. Andi was lost, not gone, and if Bruno had more time he would find her. He hadn’t gone to ARENA yet, to speak to the pilots there, nor had he visited Joe’s Diner. Hollywood knew a great deal, though he never seemed to actually come out and give a straight answer to much. The point remained that he had other avenues that were unexplored…but not the time to explore them.

And that felt like the worst failure of all.

He knelt before the fresh headstone, the ground before it largely undisturbed with no body to bury. He couldn’t bring himself to reach out and touch the thing; it seemed like a too-final notation on a situation that hadn’t lost all hope yet, like if he touched the words they’d really come true. Like acknowledging her gravestone would mean she truly would never come back.

He huffed a gusty breath and looked to the sky, speaking more to the gravestone beside him than the one in front of him. “I never really thought I’d have kids, you know. Never really thought I’d have a family. Especially not with you, Lori.”

His words were as hollow as the crypts a few columns over. He hadn’t really had a family with her, not like it should have been. He’d fathered a daughter on her and left, never to return. He’d never known Claire, and had nearly missed knowing Andi. But she was his family now, as surely as the sun rose in the morning.

“I didn’t have anyone to leave behind, so I never hesitated. The mission was everything; the worst that would happen if I’d died would be that they’d have to find another man to replace me.”

He cleared his throat quietly, the stillness in graveyard taking on an almost listening quality.

“And then you told me I had a granddaughter. I took it as just another mission, at first; get enough money together to provide for her for the rest of her life. As long as she was taken care of, then my mission would have been successful. I was nearly dead when I finally found her, and all I could think to do was to ensure mission success. Tell her about the money I’d put together for her.”

He remembered hot sands and blood trickling down his chin from where he’d bitten his lip through dealing with the agony of a gut shot. He remembered a white light, and the pain of a dying hero. He remembered Andi, tears in her eyes, taking one of his enormous, gnarled paws in her hands and smiling at him through the tears.

“She didn’t want it, Lori. Took me a while to figure out what she wanted was - ”

Was me, he couldn’t finish, breath catching in his throat. All Andi had wanted was a family and he’d taken - too long - to figure that out.

And now she was gone, and he couldn’t guarantee when or even if she’d return. Couldn’t go out and find her like he’d done two years ago, tracking her all across the globe as TOM - the TOM he’d come to hate - had kept her just ahead of him the whole time.

He turned to address the headstone in front of him directly.

“Andi, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I couldn’t keep you safe. I’m so very sorry that you went on that mission without me. If…” he trailed off. If he could have, he’d have gone in her stead. If he could have, he’d have gone with. If he could have, she’d be here and safe with her friends and this old soldier would be MIA, as was a fitting end for him.

But he couldn’t make any of that true. Not by kneeling here in front of a grave for someone he refused to believe was dead. He sighed and stood, brushing the grass off knees that didn’t protest the motion. Bruno remembered when his knee had twinged at every third step, had screamed when the barometer dipped, had refused to bend correctly after more than a few minutes of running. He felt old, his seventy years belied by the black of his hair and the breadth of his shoulders.

He started to turn and leave, then hesitated a moment.

“Grandfathers should never outlive their grandchildren.”

He headed towards the entrance to the graveyard, wind tugging at his coat, and didn’t look back.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=173#p173 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:06:34 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=173#p173
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Bruno gritted his teeth as warmth pulsed beneath his fingers in time with his heartbeat.

Cole was a professional bastard who liked to play with his prey before he killed it, which was the only reason Bruno was still alive and Cole’s corpse was drying on the sand not too far away with a bullet in its head. The asshole had aimed very deliberately; he hadn’t hit any immediately fatal organs or arteries, but Bruno had been in enough fights to know a mortal wound when he saw one. A shot to the guts, this far from any kind of professional medical help? He’d die of peritonitis is he didn’t bleed out first.

He coughed suddenly, the motion taking him by surprise and sending daggers of pain through the hole in his stomach. A spray of red glistened on the hot, yellow sand in front of him. A shiver ran through him involuntarily, the heat around him suddenly cooler than the raging brushfire of pain in his core; apparently, Cole had nicked a lung with the shot.

He’d probably bleed out first.

Still, he was still alive right now and his goal was in sight; Bruno wasn’t the kind of man to die with a job half-finished. If he died, he died with mission objectives achieved. The fact that his granddaughter hadn’t stirred once throughout the firefight he’d had with the mercs who’d been guarding the perimeter or Cole’s monologue was concerning. If she was injured, he’d have to find some way to help her; her health and safety were mission critical. He’d spent two years and change searching for her, setting up untraceable accounts with enough money for her to live comfortably for the rest of her life. She was his mission.

He just had to get to her.

Bruno set his teeth and took a step forward, pain immediately slicing him up and down the torso. He breathed through it and took another step; the hardest part of walking through an injury was getting started. Once you had enough momentum, you could keep going for miles longer than you thought you could. But he didn’t have to go miles; he didn’t even have to go a hundred yards.

Each step towards the stone slab was agony, and his boots squelched unpleasantly with a mixture of sand and blood. Red footsteps marked where he’d been, swiftly curdling in the heat and mixing with the sand to something gritty and red-brown. He could feel the flow under his hand - he had a bad angle to keep pressure on it, and there wasn’t much he could do if he had a better one. Bruno been in the business for nearly five decades; fifty years of missions on soil both foreign and domestic, fifty years of a gun in hand and explosives in his pack, fifty years of objectives and the knowledge that every day could be his last - the fact that today was the day wasn’t surprising. It was almost a relief that he hadn’t ended up under the boot of some petty thug, gang leader, or minor warlord like some bizarre hunting trophy - of all the objectives he’d put his life on the line for over the years, it seemed fitting that the last one would be taking care of Lori’s granddaughter in a way he hadn’t been able to do for Lori herself.

Sure enough, after the first few stumbling steps the going got easier - though not any more graceful. Bruno was a big man, and had always had a strong kinesthetic sense, but he barely noticed when his knees collided with the edge of the slab. Both hands went instinctively to brace against the obstruction, to prevent himself from falling flat on his face. The release of pressure brought a fresh flow on blood, and red handprints smeared on the surface of the slab as he levered himself up. His legs wouldn’t support him any longer, but his granddaughter - she was beautiful, just exactly like her grandmother, though he couldn’t ever remember Lori looking that small - was just beyond the reach of his hands.

So he turned, got his knees underneath him, and crawled. Blood painted the slab, red handprints lost in the large drips and smears the marked where his knees went. One shuffle, two - he could reach her now, the tacky blood on his hands leaving prints on her shoulder and neck as he felt for a pulse. It took him several long and tense moments, hands shaky from blood loss but - there. Strong and steady under his hands. He could see her breathing, too, deep and regular. She looked for all the world like she was asleep, and Bruno’s arms could no longer support him at the rush of relief at that knowledge.

He collapsed against the sun-heated stone of the slab, and the world went white around him.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=174#p174 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:11:27 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=174#p174
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Bruno paused for a moment to resettle the heavy weight over both shoulders before continuing on.

Tunstall didn’t miss the pause, and glanced over with a raised eyebrow once Bruno had fallen back in line. “Is he gettin’ too heavy for you?” He asked, with a nod to the unconscious body of Sergeant Amos Graves that Bruno had slung in a fireman’s carry.

Bruno shook his head. “Not as long as I keep him balanced,” was his swift reply, and Tunstall nodded before falling back a few steps to bring up the ‘rear’ of their impromptu column. In truth, Bruno wasn’t sure what he’d’ve done if the answer had been affirmative; Tunstall had salvaged what he could from Graves’ kit and carried that as well as half of Bruno’s kit. In terms of weight, he wasn’t hauling that much less than Bruno - and it was still another ten miles to their extraction point.

They walked in silence for a few minutes, the dim shadow of Weber dipping in and out of the jungle ahead of them. Tunstall had given him a minimum amount extra to carry and had ordered him to scout ahead; with both Bruno and Tunstall carrying more than twice their usual loadout in weight, neither of them were capable of much in the way of stealth. It was Weber’s job to find and intercept threats long enough for one or both of the conscious members of the team to drop what they were carrying to help him. So far, it’d been quiet, and Weber had ranged almost twenty yards ahead of them.

“Probably not a good sign he ain’t woke up yet,” Tunstall muttered as Bruno was forced to stop and readjust once again.

Bruno grimaced slightly, the lines in his face deepening. “No, probably not,” he conceded with a glance at Graves’ slack face, “but isn’t much we can do about it here.”

It was Tunstall’s turn to nod, a shallow dip of his chin acknowledging the point. They’d bandaged up Graves’ head as best they could, packing the cut where it’d been bashed against an unfortunately-placed tree branch so at least he wasn’t bleeding all over the place, but there just wasn’t anything any of them could do about any internal bleeding. Once Weber had verified that none of Graves’ bones felt broken, Bruno had volunteered to carry him out and Tunstall had made the call on their gear. That had been nearly three hours ago, when they’d accidentally encountered a VC ambush on their way to their extraction point.

Neither side had been prepared to see the other, but Bruno’s team had been expecting trouble and had managed to get the first shots off. They’d have gotten away relatively clean if one of the VC hadn’t managed to set off what in hindsight was some sort of makeshift grenade; Graves had been thrown clear and hit his head on a tree midflight, which still put him several up on the VC in question who’d managed to pulp himself with the blast.

“Think he’ll have a better personality when he wakes up?” asked Tunstall with strained humor as they continued walking.

Bruno snorted and shook his head. “Better hope not. Better hope he asks for a medal for his ‘boo-boo.’” Radical personality shifts after getting hit in the head weren’t that uncommon - Bruno knew a couple of guys it’d happened to back in his Marine unit - but they were bad news. It was roulette as to what kind of personality they’d end up with afterwards, and half the time they’d drop dead anyway 'cause it’d scrambled their eggs too hard. Graves was a bastard, but he was their bastard and Bruno would rather have him back to cover his six than some FNG who’d need breaking in.

It was Tunstall’s turn to snort. “Maybe if it’d happened a couple hundred miles further East,” he said, dryly indicating the Cambodian landscape around them. “As it stands, I don’t think it’ll even make a footnote in a report.”

Bruno dipped his head to acknowledge the point, and paused again to adjust the awkward burden of Graves’ body. “Think we’ll see any more trouble?” Bruno asked, nodding in the direction he’d last seen Weber.

Tunstall shook his head. “Frankly, I’m surprised we even saw that group back there. We left the Chinese contingent scattered from here to the Ba Na Hills; if they pull themselves together before monsoon season, I’d be impressed.”

Bruno nodded, and both resumed a watchful quiet for the long trek to extraction.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=175#p175 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:11:53 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=175#p175
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Blue coughed, and red dotted the concrete slab less than four inches from his nose.

The memories leading up to this point were somewhat hazy - villain named Earthshaker? Resonance powers? Las Vegas? - but the situation as it stood seemed pretty clear. The only light was shining through chinks in the rubble all around him, but it was enough to show him the six inches of rebar sticking out of his upper torso. Of course, on the heels of that realization came the crashing wave of pain that having rebar jammed through your soft and fleshy bits generally entailed. He resisted the urge to cough again as he felt more blood welling up his throat; the motion would only tear him up more as his muscles tried to move around the obstruction.

Blue shifted, and was rewarded with a spray of pebbles and an ominous groan. He stopped moving quickly, and waited for the structure to re-stabilize. How had he ended up under what felt like forty tons of building? He wracked his mind, trying to remember, and hazy images floated to the surface; standing at a map table with half a dozen other superheroes, Bombshell 2.0 striding in, another map on the table - another bank robbery - and some discussion. In the end, they’d decided to send Iconoclast (him) for strategy, Bombshell for civilian assistance, and Titan to deal with the villain.

For some reason, thought of Titan struck a chord. Blue wracked his brain trying to remember. Baker wasn’t the nicest of men, true, and he tended to revel in his power too much, but that was old news. Blue had been trying to get him to see reason for years. No, it was something else to do with Titan. Someone else. Someone…Someone…

“Butch,” Blue gasped quietly.

Butch Baker was Bob Baker’s nephew, and when the kid’s parents had sent him to live with the guy Baker had decided to make the kid his sidekick. Blue had objected strenuously; no matter what powers the kid did or didn’t have, the safety and security of the nation was neither his responsibility nor his duty. Baker had responded by bequeathing a fraction of his powers on the kid, and Blue had very nearly come to blows with the man; it didn’t matter if the kid was now bulletproof, he was too young to be shot at.

Still, no matter what Blue tried, Titan now had Kid Titan as his sidekick and the two went together everywhere - ostensibly so Butch could learn the ropes, but Blue had yet to see Baker teach the boy anything. Titan was always in the thick of it, shrugging off bullets and other physical weapons with an almost contemptuous ease, and he tended to only be called out for the most dangerous of fights anyway. From the way Butch fought, the most he’d learned from Baker was to get up every time you were hit, laugh it off, and run in to be hit again. Blue had seen the kid get hit through two walls, get up with an obvious concussion, then activate his rocket boots to do it all over again.

Blue grimaced as the memories started to come back. Earthshaker had been in the middle of shaking another bank to pieces to loot the rubble when they’d arrived in Las Vegas, and Baker had dropped Blue to bull straight in. Earthshaker had done…something, Blue couldn’t remember, and Baker had gone flying. Some kind of blast? Things got hazy again, and the last thing Blue remembered with crystal-clear certainty was diving between another one of those street-breaking blasts and -

“Butch,” he said again, a little louder this time, and a slew pebbles bounced off his head. He blinked - he hadn’t moved, had he? - and looked up. One wide eye looked back down at him, and the scrabbling mixed with shouts from above.

“Titan! Titan I found him, he’s under here!” The painfully young voice of nine-year-old Butch Baker echoed down the space between concrete slabs, and Blue suppressed a groan as it bounced off his headache. Butch was a good kid, but living with Baker was doing nothing for his discretion or volume control.

Indistinct sounds answered the young sidekick, and he looked up at someone. “This is like half a building! I can’t lift that much, and Blue can’t either. Please, you have to help him.” Butch’s eye reappeared in the gap, looking down anxiously. “Blue! Blue, Titan’s on his way, he’ll get you out. Are you okay?”

Blue coughed wetly, unable to suppress the urge any longer. A spray of red splattered the concrete in front of him, and he could feel more blood dripping down his chin as he bit down on a groan of agony. “Chunk of rebar through my lung,” he called back, voice weaker than he’d like. He didn’t want to spook the kid, but Baker could be awfully negligent when it came to tossing thirty-ton chunks of anything around and while Blue would heal from this - he always healed, some things just took more time than others - the rebar was preventing his body from fixing the lung. The less stress he put on it now, the faster he’d heal up later.

The visible eye widened for a moment, then vanished. “Uncle Bob, you gotta help him now, he’s hurt real bad!” Blue winced at the real fear in the kid’s voice; he’d seen Blue heal before, but it never seemed to comfort him when he had to see it again.

“He’ll be fine, Kid Titan. It takes more than that to put a true-blue hero down!” Blue didn’t miss the not-so-subtle stress Baker put on the kid’s sidekick moniker. Baker could do subtlety like a shambling sewer monster could do a beauty pageant; badly. Apparently there were enough people around that Baker wanted to leave a good impression. God forbid a scared kid call out for his uncle.

The concrete slab in front of Blue shifted, and he blinked against the sudden light. Two faces looked down at him, one with concern written all over the parts not covered by a yellow bandana and the other with an easy smile smeared all over it.

Titan laughed. “Well! It seem the true-blue hero has gotten himself into some true-blue trouble. Let me help you with that, friend,” he said as he reached down and pulled Blue from his hollow in the rubble.

Blue bit down on a hiss as the rebar came with him. “Please get it out,” he said from between clenched teeth, gesturing towards the chunk of rebar that was beginning to drip blood onto the concrete with a steady tick-tick-tick.

Butch looked a little green, but Baker just laughed and grabbed the rebar to pull it out in one swift motion. A fountain of blood followed, and Blue couldn’t help collapsing like someone cut his strings. Butch caught him under one arm and held him as he hacked out the last of the blood in his lungs, already feeling the deep-tissue itch that signaled healing. He reached over as best he could and patted the kid’s head.

He’d be all right.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=176#p176 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:13:37 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=176#p176
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Bruno poked his head out of the carefully-concealed roof access hatch and scanned the road behind them with a pair of binoculars.

They’d been driving for several hours now, with about half the kids in the camper-trailer hooked into metapods. Staying mobile was a good way to stay under the radar, but Bruno couldn’t shake the old instincts that were poking at him to be alert. Still, the road behind them looked free of anything particularly organized - he was pretty sure no self-respecting organization would use white Ford trucks loaded down with hay bales to try and tail them, and they were the vast majority of the traffic on the roadway - so he ducked down and pulled the hatch shut behind him, landing with a soft thump on the floor of the Winnebago.

He winced as he landed, right knee throbbing in pain. It liked to remind him whenever he took a step taller than a curb that no, it did not like him anymore after he’d twisted it wrong in Afghanistan. Or, for that matter, after he’d been blown out a sixth-story window by the mad bomber currently in the driver’s seat.

“Still nothin’ ta see, mate?”

Patric’s taunting voice came from the front, where the skinny Irishman was holding the enormous steering wheel in one hand with the negligent grace of someone who’d driven this type of vehicle for years. Bruno had had a go at driving it for a bit sometime around four that morning to try and let the other man get some sleep, but it wasn’t nearly as easy as the madman made it look and after almost jacknifing the trailer, Patric had banned him from driving and gulped down some white pills Bruno did not particularly want to know the provenance of.

He shook his head in response to the question. “No, it’s all quiet back there, but I can’t help feeling like there’s another shoe waiting to drop.” The people hunting them - whether they were Program or Founders, Bruno wasn’t quite sure - had had more than half a dozen gunships and a whole fleet of vehicles chasing them through the heavily populated city of New York. The wide open roads of Manitoba didn’t feel particularly safer. Especially with Patric at the wheel, as the Irishman took a swig from a bottle Bruno was almost sure did not contain water.

“I keep tellin’ ye, Opal’s got her ears on and she’ll let me know if anyone’s headed our way.” Patric patted the dashboard and the engine revved. Bruno shook his head; he’d never been a technical man - not for that kind of tech, anyway - and after fifty years he wasn’t about to start now. Whatever Opal - the Winnebago they were traveling in’s alter ego - sensed or reported to Patric, Bruno would trust the truth of his own eyes over some gadget. Still, saying so would just send Patric off on another diatribe.

Instead, he reached into his duffle bag and pulled out the .50 caliber rifle; it’d seen heavy use recently, and wanted maintenance before he had to use it again. Keeping it pointed away from anything important, he pulled the magazine and emptied the chamber before reaching into the duffle again and pulling out a compact toolkit. An assortment of rods, oils, swabs, and screwdrivers greeted him when he opened it, and he selected one before beginning to clean the weapon.

Patric glanced back, alarm written all over his face. “Woah, woah, woah mate! You can’t be doin’ that while we’re drivin’, it’s not safe!”

Bruno looked pointedly in the phone held loosely in Patric’s right hand, which he’d apparently been either texting with or playing some sort of game on until Bruno had distracted him. “Right. Because you’re all about driving safety.”

Patric sputtered indignantly. “I’ll have you know-”

Bruno cut across him. “Relax. This isn’t my first rodeo; I know how to handle a gun.”

Patric snorted. “I’m not questionin’ your gun handlin’ skills, mate, I’m-”

Bruno tuned him out and resumed cleaning. The Irishman continued to rant in the front seat as they fled down the empty miles of highway away from their erstwhile pursuers. A particularly shrill note made Bruno wince and sigh; it was going to be a long day.

But then, when Patric drove, it always was.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=177#p177 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:14:07 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=177#p177
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Lothar Kaldegga hated magic-suppressant collars.

He’d been forced to wear one constantly when he was young, his elemental magic strong enough from a young age to destroy houses when he got upset. The United League had provided a specially sized collar to his parents after one particularly strong tantrum had left a smoking hole in the side of their house. Lothar had regretted his outburst, begged them not to put the collar on - to no avail. His mother had locked the iron ring around his neck, kissed his cheek, and told him it was only until he was old enough to control his powers.

The collar never left his neck for the next six years.

He’d felt it against his throat every time he talked, swallowed, turned his head, or tried to sleep any other way than on his side. The other children had known what it meant, of course, which made things slightly more bearable, but - six years. Even with the gel-adjustable padding and “ultra-comfortable design,” it’d left a visible mark, a place on his neck where the skin had been worn smooth. His father had taken him to a specialist to have it corrected, determined to pretend like Lothar had never worn a collar - that he’d never been an out-of-control child instead of his parents’ meal ticket to the good life. They’d been executed years ago, of course, not long after Lothar had very publicly escaped the confines of the United League military to start a new chapter in the Resistance. It had been a very public affair, ostensibly because they had raised such a disobedient son - but he’d known better. It was a scare tactic designed to discourage others from following his example, and for almost a decade it worked.

Those six years in the collar left him with a lifetime dislike of things around his neck - which included the stiff, high collars of the United League’s formal military attire. Having as much elemental power as he did had afforded him a certain amount of leeway in the matter of attire, a thing which he took advantage of shamelessly. Unfortunately, Lothar’s power couldn’t shield him from the consequences of all of his actions, and he’d ended up in proper restraining collars a number of times during his involuntary service to the United League. They were not the comfortably padded creation of his youth, and the feeling of the circuits next to his skin cooling as they neutralized the neural signals along his elemental nervous system was something he’d grown to hate almost as much as he hated the United League for everything it had done.

He’d had to use the collars on others, of course, over the years since his escape. Lothar was pragmatic enough to know that they were sometimes a necessary evil, though his use of them tapered off over the years as he took fewer and fewer hostile elementalists captive. It was, after all, much simpler to kill them than to waste the resources it took to keep them captive. Translocationists, on the other hand, were much harder to come by and while he was never sure if the collars affected them in the same way, they still received a priority for capture if possible.

Still, no matter if Lothar was the one being collared, or doing the collaring, he hated the feeling of the things. Even in their inert state they grounded and weakened the magic that was near them in a way distinctly opposite to the elemental bracers he used. They were made from the same base metal - or so he’d been told - but the collars were refined differently and acted in a directly opposite fashion. Lothar wasn’t sure which had come first, the bracers or the collars - and frankly, he didn’t care to know. All he cared was that he never wanted to wear the things again.

Which made the current situation all the more intolerable.

Bruno Hamilton was a man as orderly and pragmatic as Lothar himself, though not nearly so ruthless. The man had a strict moral compass that simply couldn’t apply to the real world, however much the man tried to make it so. Lothar knew better from years of bitter experience in fighting the galaxy-spanning power of the United League; if you gave quarter, they took a mile. Any enemies you left alive behind you would simply come back and kill good friends and skilled fighters later. Sometimes, civilian casualties were unavoidable collateral damage. It was the way things had to be, the way Lothar had fought for years, and the fact that Hamilton refused to acknowledge the fact was infuriating.

Even more infuriating was the way the man had just…stepped in to his body, somehow, and taken possession of Lothar. It didn’t feel like magic - none of the tricks he’d learned over the years for manipulating the basic forces of the universe seemed to help push the man aside and give Lothar control back - but he didn’t have any other words to describe it and Hamilton nearly as in the dark as he was. Their minds were so very alike, and yet.

And yet.

Hamilton had had his own agenda - steal a warship, blow up a planetoid. It had been deceptively simple, and had gone surprisingly well; they’d stolen the warship, and then Hamilton had let Lothar loose to destroy the planetoid below them. Lothar had tried to take advantage and steal the ship to take it and destroy more tactically valuable targets - nobody cared about the monks who lived on the dustball they’d been jumped to - but his attempt had failed and Hamilton had fumbled his way through destroying the monks instead.

And now they were here; Hamilton had just removed their shared hands from the weapons systems, and voluntarily put a collar around their neck.

Lothar howled in rage at the back of their shared skull, helpless to prevent it. His hand remained steady under Hamilton’s control, and their breathing didn’t even hitch as the locking systems popped into place. Hamilton didn’t flinch as their connection to the elemental forces of the galaxy died a sudden death, and he equally calmly allowed the cyborg across from them to cuff their body as well.

Lothar thrashed against the weight that was holding him the the back of their shared mindspace, but Hamilton ignored him. Pictures of what Lothar would do to the man’s granddaughter, thoughts of destroying United League planets with the battleship, desperate thoughts of negation - all to no avail. The handcuffs closed around their shared wrists with a solid thunk, locking mechanisms ticking into place even as the cyborg quickly stripped away Lothar’s elemental gauntlets as well.

And then, between one breath and the next, Lothar Kaldegga was alone in his body once again, standing on the bridge of a warship with three bounty hunters pointing their weapons at him and a blasted collar around his neck. He did the only thing he could do.

“Void take you all the HELL!”

The bounty hunters were not impressed.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=178#p178 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:15:48 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=178#p178
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Bruno reflected for a moment on the sequence of events that had led him to hanging by his fingertips from the edge of a very tall cliff.

First Pierce had come to him with information - less unusual now than six months ago, but Bruno was still at a loss for how he was getting it. As far as Bruno was aware, Pierce’s contacts were mostly reachable through the Reliance, and with it gone Pierce had been largely left up the proverbial creek. He’d refused to use the pods and been so uninformative at such length the one time Bruno had asked him about jumping to ARENA that Bruno hadn’t bothered to try again; all in all, there were very few avenues left to Pierce through which to garner information and yet he still managed it anyway.

Still, as cagey as he was with his sources, Pierce’s tidbits tended to play out well more often than not. Bruno had listened, ordered Patric to clear his schedule for the next day, and sent quick messages to Stone and Harvin to get prepped for a jump. In an ideal world, he would have had either Thomas or Dr. Clarkson as a fourth, but both had been unavailable within the given time frame and from what Bruno had gathered by reading in between the lines, it wasn’t the kind of metaverse where Mac would be very helpful.

Bruno suppressed a curse as he shifted his grip and grit fell into his eyes from the cliff face. He could pull himself up any time he wanted, he was plenty strong enough for it, but his part in the current plan called for him to wait for Harvin’s signal before he moved. So he waited, hanging off the side of this godforsaken cliff face without climbing gear, for that signal.

The jump in an of itself had been uneventful; they’d jumped in and asserted themselves almost immediately. Bruno had ended up in the surprisingly spry body of Liu Bao, 65-year-old Chinese army veteran who lived in a small village called Xiehe and whose town was being plagued by bandits - most of them ex-military peasants, who had decided that robbing people was more profitable than farming. Harvin and Stone ended up in Liu Mingmei and Liu Hu, respectively - grandson and granddaughter to Liu Bao - and the three of them had landed right in the middle of a quiet dinner for three with a side of mayhem.

The table had been stacked neatly with maps and notes detailing exactly where they thought the bandits were hiding, and the best ways to be rid of them when the odds were nearly twenty to one. Bruno had sped-read through them, then marked their own objective - near to three of the seven possible hideouts their avatars had identified, a cave with what Pierce had assured them was unusual amounts of metaversal disturbance. Pierce’s contact had put it down as a possible location for a Map of the metaverse, but Bruno’s personal opinion was that it was probably just smugglers again.

Bruno winced as the sun reflected off the nearby waterfall and lanced him in the eyes; for all that the current metaverse’s resemblance to Zhangjiajie back in Prime was absolutely breathtaking, especially in this light, the hemmed-in forests and steep, dangerous trails made this an operator’s nightmare. Mountains rose starkly in every direction, limiting approach and escape vectors and making assaults on fixed positions dicey at best. That was why Bruno was hanging here; Harvin should be driving the bandits out of the cave they’d holed up in at any minute, and right into Bruno’s waiting ambush. Stone was waiting a little further on to catch any stragglers. All they were waiting on now was the signal from Harvin.

Scouting the locations marked on Liu Bao’s map had been more time-consuming than difficult, with both Stone and Bruno able to run for miles before Bruno, at least, got winded and Harvin could cling to Stone like a particularly snippy backpack. The first three sites had been complete busts; one had been used as a living space - more than fifty years ago - and the other two were nearly inaccessible without either mechanical assistance or earth powers. The fourth site was further away from their intended target, but they’d hit pay dirt; Stone’s enhanced vision was able to pick out no less than four sentries ranged around a little cavern tucked discreetly behind a waterfall.

Stone had scanned the cave system as far back in as he could, and reported back that the number of bandits was closer to 100 than their avatars’ estimates of around 60. 100 people carrying weapons, anyway; there were at least another 30, possibly more, who appeared to be doing various chores or simply running around inside the cave. Harvin had snuck in closer to visually confirm, and had come back with the somewhat grim news that the unarmed opponents actually appeared to be family members and camp followers. Bruno had had to improvise a plan on the fly to lure them out, a challenge he almost relished after weeks of being stuck in appropriations hearings.

Which had lead them to now, with Bruno hanging off a cliff by his fingertips and the pink light of dawn shining on his back.

A loud whistle cut through the early-morning stillness like a knife, and Bruno flexed his fingers one more time as the rapid pounding of feet echoed along the would-be road.

Time to go.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=179#p179 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:16:17 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=179#p179
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Bruno barely noticed his surroundings as his feet carried him along the well-worn path to the metapod room in the wake of Zenda’s request.

For three years, he’d made the effort to come here as many times a week as he could manage. In the first year, he’d pushed as much responsibility onto Patric as he could manage, and come here nearly every day. Jump after jump, mission after mission to try and find their missing friends - he’d been to so many strange and fantastic metaverses now, he could barely remember most of them. And yet still, they hadn’t been able to find a single clue to the whereabouts of their absent friends.

As time went by, his desperation had mounted even as they continued to hit dead end after dead end. And with that passage, his responsibilities increased; he had less time to visit the pod room, less time for fact-finding missions out in the metaverse when the situation here needed him - and his team - so urgently. Rogue metapilots using avatar-bled powers to commit crimes, terrorist organizations making demands while using 00742 plasma weaponry - the list went on and on. Bruno Hamilton, ex-Marine Sergeant and freelance operator, had been able to devote nearly his entire time to finding his granddaughter; Bruno Hamilton, Director of the Metaversal Task Force, could barely find ten minutes in the day to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Every government wanted his time, every mission here in Prime was a priority, and every diplomat was too important to fob off on Patric. After the first year, Bruno could barely find six empty hours a week to go into a pod and try yet another dead-end mission. Instead, his days filled themselves with paperwork and meetings, plane flights to foreign countries, and testimonies given before every major power in the world. None of them had wanted to work with him at first, and even after Patric’s “little fixes” it was still an unremitting hell of political doubletalk and schmoozing. He was a soldier, through and through; a few of his avatars had been reasonable at the political arena, but that just meant he didn’t actually strangle any puffed-up two-bit idiots who wanted the prestige of talking to him about problems in their country more than they wanted to actually have him solve those problems or anyone else’s.

Bruno’d spent so long wishing for Andi and the others to return - especially Crash - that he almost hadn’t believed it when Reese had told him. The robot had been tasked with monitoring security systems for every major Metaverse Taskforce outpost (and a few other places that Patric had either added or “acquired” feeds to) being as how he needed neither food nor sleep - though explaining to the appropriations committee why Bruno needed enough beer in a month to float a reasonably-sized barge had been an experience Bruno devoutly wished never to repeat - and when he’d told Bruno that the Reliance had returned, Bruno couldn’t find it in himself to believe the much larger robot. Not until he’d seen their missing members with his own two eyes; holding Andi had been like getting back a piece of his heart he hadn’t known was missing, while seeing Crash had been a relief. Someone he trusted, someone who knew more about this metaverse stuff than he did - someone he could step down in favor of, and get back to what he knew best; boots on the ground.

And then they’d interrogated Strickland.

Bruno tried to avoid torture whenever possible - and when you were 6’ 4" and built like a brick shithouse, ‘whenever possible’ was basically all the time. The Crash he remembered hadn’t been fond of it either, preferring to either eliminate a threat outright or get answers to his questions some other way. But he’d hit Strickland right in the throat - the sickening pop of a crushed trachea was a sound with with Bruno was well familiar - and then used his bond-given powers to force the man to require oxygen to the point of passing out. Dr. Clarkson had been standing by with the emergency tracheotomy kit - a knife and the tube out of a pen Jesus Christ - and hadn’t seemed too fussed about having to perform an emergency tracheotomy on someone who was in their custody, but for Bruno it had raised a flag he found impossible to ignore.

Then Crash had started talking about expanding the unilateral power the Metaverse Task Force enjoyed within its own walls, and all the hairs on the back of Bruno’s neck had stood up.

He’d spent three years - three mortal years - building up the foundations of trust with the government, with other agencies, with the people of the world in order to get the job that needed doing done. And even having as much power here as he did stuck in his craw; Harvin was a good sounding board to make sure he didn’t cross the line, but the fact that sometimes he couldn’t tell where the line was any more had concerned him. I try to never break the Geneva Convention in my work, he’d told Mac once, and the kid had responded with I don’t think the Geneva Convention covers other universes. Maybe the kid had been right, maybe the kid had been wrong, but Bruno had had to skirt the Convention more in his tenure as Director than in the past four decades of his life put together. He’d been looking forward to handing over the reins to someone he’d known to have an unshakable moral compass.

But he wasn’t sure the man who’d come back was even Crash any more.

Going on a mission with him hadn’t been terribly enlightening, either; Agrippa had been a very assertive avatar, and Bruno had difficulty seeing through the exaggerated mannerisms the man used like a smokescreen to Crash underneath. Then, too, while the setting was one Bruno had become unfortunately familiar with over the past three years, it was one he still wasn’t comfortable in. It didn’t matter how long he’d been out of the jungle, he’d always be a soldier at heart and he’d stepped back to let Machiavelli deal with the assorted kings and queens of Renaissance Europe they’d encountered on the mission. Machiavelli was a soldier too, and a damn good one, but he was also a far more political animal than Bruno himself would ever want to be and Bruno was content to let him deal with that side of things.

Then, when they’d returned from 1512 Europe, Crash had declared he was going to go find Krieger and had swanned off with Andi and Wyatt in tow. Bruno had let him go partly because he did want to know what, if any, information Krieger had on the situation at hand, and partly because he wasn’t sure he could stop the younger man. He’d had a moment - just a moment, before he shoved it where it didn’t need thinking about - of almost paralyzing fear at the thought of Andi going on a mission with Crash and this time not making it back, but it was irrational and he knew it. Andi was competent enough to hold her own and smart enough to know when to fall back; he trusted her judgement. She would be fine.

So consumed was he by his thoughts that Bruno barely noticed as his hands followed the familiar routine of opening up the pod, making sure it was clean - sometimes the jump back could be…messy - and getting in before pulling it closed around him. It wasn’t until the bright, white light of the metaverse pulled him from his body that he remembered he was jumping at all, and by that time it was too late to recall his scattered thoughts.

Landing back in Vietnam was expected; the familiar, muggy heat, the whine of insects and equipment, the rumble of machinery and men. About the only difference he noticed right away was the fact he wasn’t sweating; his uniform wasn’t bunched up uncomfortably up at the armpits and crotch absolutely soaked with salty sweat and it took him a moment to remember why. His avatar was foremost; his distraction while jumping had put him on the back foot, but for now that was fine. Corporal Jethro Worth was an anthropomorphic beagle, a fact that was immediately and jarringly obvious when he started panting to try and deal with the muggy jungle heat. It didn’t work as well as it did back in Worth’s home of Alabama, of course, but Bruno had yet to encounter any cooling methods that were available in 1968 that worked to any real degree in the jungle and he would have been surprised to find anything different here.

There were distinct advantages to letting the avatar have the lead. For one, Bruno had been a sergeant longer than he’d been anything else, and while he could certainly work with other sergeants when the situation demanded it getting a dressing-down from the enormous bull of a bull wearing sergeant’s stripes wouldn’t have sat well. Especially since his avatar’s rank was corporal. And for another advantage, being so far in avatar meant he got the a decent view into the avatar’s knowledge and memories - most of it Bruno knew from his own time in Vietnam, of course, but the codes and callsigns were different to make up for the changes in species and the weaponry was a little more dated than his own stint. The M14 was a heavier, more solid weight than his M16 had been, and if he remembered correctly it was a much lower fire rate for more stopping power.

Of course, it also had a kick like a mule and could be hard to control, but for some reason Bruno didn’t think he’d have much of a problem with that any more. Of course, he’d have to step up to make sure Worth had access to his enhanced strength but he’d want to do that anyway if they were in combat. Bruno had more than four decades worth of experience on the corporal, and he had a responsibility to keep the man…dog…safe. It’d been more than three years, yet the phantom sensation of having pebbles where ribs should be and something more akin to fruit pulp than organs spilling out through pressure tears in his skin still woke him sweating from nightmares more often than he’d like; Ramsbottom hadn’t been a bad man, and certainly undeserving of what had happened to him on Bruno’s watch. It hadn’t happened again since, but he’d learned his lesson and remained vigilant.

As if sensing his thoughts, Bruno could feel his avatar stepping aside a little and leaving room for him. Pushing up, they both stood equal in their small, shared body as the rest of the team got themselves sorted out. Worth had already packed their kit up, for all they had another three hours to wait until the PBR was ready for them. Bruno grimaced internally at the orders they’d been given; he’d done work all over Vietnam - and the surrounding countries, not that you’d find those entries on his service record - but the fighting in the Bà Nà Hills had been among the worst as far as ambushes and unexpected engagements went. The hills were lush, green, and full of nasty little places where the enemy could hole up and patrols would never even see them. Fights started quickly and ended faster, and casualties were almost a given. It made sense for an LRRP to be deployed to the area, but that didn’t make keeping Corporal Worth alive any easier.

And, of course, Zenda had given them a secondary objective; find and save Ray Delamano from a POW camp somewhere in this conflict. A quick canvas showed that none of the avatars knew or knew of a Ray Delamano, and Bruno suppressed a sigh as Thomas fiddled determinedly with the clunky radio assigned to the unit. Unless Delamano was a colonel or better - unlikely - the radio probably wouldn’t produce any actionable intelligence; John Stone’s computer hacking ability had likewise drawbacks. If they needed to find the records of Delamano, they’d have to do it the old-fashioned way.

After some prodding, Stone ended up leaning on a records clerk until the man - well, actually he was a sheep and the sideways pupils would likely haunt Bruno for a while - gave them the records they needed. Private Ray Delamano, not terribly distinguished but not a bad soldier, had been captured three days ago…in the Bà Nà Hills. It seemed that once again, the Metaverse had sent them approximately where they needed to be, and as they shifted their gear into the PBR - crewed by what appeared to be several rodents and a goose - Bruno couldn’t help but relish the sensation of familiarity with both the environment and his situation in it. He’d do the diplomacy, the politics if he had to - but he’d much, much rather have his boots on the ground and a clear objective ahead.

This was what he was trained to do.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=180#p180 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:19:56 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=180#p180
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Bruno made a face as he took a sip from his by-now long-cold coffee.

It’d been six weeks since Andi disappeared. The first week had been a haze of jump after jump out into different metaverses, searching for any sign of her and the other three who’d disappeared at the same time. They’d found nothing, and then they’d been forced to return to D.C. to answer Congress; in what Bruno privately thought of as a stroke of irony, they’d been set up in the same building Jaxun had operated out of for the last year or two of his tenure and they’d forcibly given Bruno his office. Director Bruno Hamilton, Head of the Metaversal Task Force. That’s what his door said, anyway, on the days when Patric didn’t get bored and deface it, and while Bruno disliked the idea intensely none of the other pilots had objected or stepped up - and he wasn’t about to let some bureaucrat who’d barely heard of the metaverse take the reins.

For better or for worse, he’d taken the title up properly four weeks ago in front of the Congressional committee appointed to oversee the task force. He’d answered their questions - the same questions every other Congressional committee had asked him ever since he went to DC to testify the first time - as thoroughly as he’d deemed wise, and then gone to ensure that the building was safe for use. That had taken up most of the last three weeks, between hauling out debris caused by Nick and Patric’s last visit plus scanning for possible bugs plus repairs plus, oddly, replacing all the computer equipment that had been torn out at some point.

None of which allowed much time for sleep, especially not with the jumps out into the Metaverse that he insisted on fitting into every spare moment he could carve out of his schedule, but Bruno had pushed through doggedly. He knew every trick in the book for staying functional on the absolute minimum of sleep required, and the healing powers granted to him by the metaverse let him go even further than he had in his DOD years. Five hours of sleep a night had decreased to two, supplemented by power naps during the day, and he’d managed to get the headquarters something resembling functional in record time.

Yet even with the offices up an running there were a thousand and one things that needed his attention, and sleep was near the bottom of his priorities list. Bruno took another slurp from the stone-cold coffee in his cup and grimaced; coffee didn’t give quite the same kick that it used to before all this. This was his sixth cup of the night and the previous cups seemed to have gone right through him without making a dent in the massive weight of exhaustion that had tied itself around his neck. Still, the familiar taste was enough to remind his brain that now wasn’t the time for sleep and he looked back to the heavily annotated chunk of legalese Congress was attempting to force through the committee.

Most of it seemed to be pretty straightforward through all the lawyering double-talk. Restrictions for access to metapods, grounds for confiscating 00742 technology from private owners, standards for pursuing suspected illegal metapilots, how private property laws played into the whole mess, and a number of other small, but important things that would help clarify his team’s actions and scope in the future. It was a lot more useful than the previous four documents that had been mostly demands from the military and private corporate contractors that any and all pilots and technology be remanded to their custody for testing and study, all of which Bruno had rejected out of hand once he’d had Thomas explain them.

This one, though, had a clause near the end that pinged on his bullshit meter. Rubbing his exhausted eyes, he forced them to focus and read through the paragraph more clearly. Any objects determined to be not naturally occurring in this metaverse (see metaverse definition in title 1 chapter 1 article 3.06) will be remanded to the custody of the committee of the senate designated to oversee all metaversal affairs to fully determine the best and most accurate place to hold such objects against misuse by foreign powers.

Bruno scowled and scribbled a nearly-illegible note for Thomas to take a look and revise it before sending the document back. Clearly another attempt to pry Reese and the remnants of Robopal from the Task Force, it would also deprive Bruno himself of the armbands that even now rested against his skin. Without Lothar’s powers they were useless, of course, but he remembered clearly the feeling of his skin fissuring apart like dried mud in the sun and didn’t relish the thought of trying to use elemental magic again without the bands.

Settling back into his chair, he dug the heels of his hands into his eyes in a vain attempt to drive the gritty feeling away. God, he was tired. Six weeks, and no sign of Andi. Six weeks, and just more red tape piling up. Six weeks, and no end in sight.

“Well, you look like shit.” The lightly twanged voice rang from his door - opened without a knock - and Bruno dragged his hands down his face as he looked over at one of the most stalwart pilots on his team.

Rosie Harvin, recruited nearly three years ago against her will by the Program and one of the longest-running pilots on the team, was standing in the doorway with her hands on her hips. Bruno sighed and pushed the legal document into the stack destined for Thomas’ secondary review before picking up his mostly-empty mug and walking over to the coffee machine that was one of the few perks of the office. He grabbed the half-empty carafe and held it up.

“Coffee?” he offered, refilling his own mug as he did so, and she shook her head.

“You realize what time it is?” she asked, and Bruno glanced at the glowing numbers of the regulation digital clock on the wall. 0330 blinked back at him accusatorially and he sighed.

“I still have two more documents to review before - ”

“That is not what I asked. I asked if you knew what time it was, and I saw you look at that clock which means I know you do.” She walked over and leaned against the edge of the desk, and Bruno suppressed the reflex to order her back. None of the documents he had out were things she didn’t have access to if she wanted, and he refused to be anything less than transparent with his team.

“Bruno, how long has it been since you’ve slept? And I don’t mean five minutes between meetings, I mean a full night’s sleep, like eight hours of it.” Harvin’s voice was determined but not unkind and Bruno frowned at her.

“I can still fulfil mission objectives - ”

“Can you though?” Harvin frowned and stood to face him fully. “I can’t remember you sleeping more than a few hours at a time since…well, since y'know. You need to take a break.”

Bruno scowled back. “I can’t let anything get in the way of mission priorities, and priority number one is retrieving the MIA pilot team.” The MIA pilot team that includes my granddaughter, echoed loudly in the room and Harvin waved a hand.

“You think I don’t know that? You think I don’t spend every day missin’ Crash and them and thinkin’ ‘if only we had a little more time in the day to look, we could find them’?” She snorted. “Of course I do. Of course I believe we can find them if we only keep lookin’. But,” she pointed at him firmly, “we need you. We need you at your best if we’re going to find them. We need you clear-headed and ready to take on those sons of bitches in Congress without lettin' ‘em sneak somethin’ by you. We need you to be gettin’ more'n a couple hours of sleep a night.”

Bruno looked at his mug of lukewarm coffee and said nothing.

Harvin walked over and plucked the mug out of his hand before emptying it down the drain. Turning, she gave him a light shove on the shoulder. “Go to sleep, Director. This-all can wait until morning.”

Bruno glanced back at the last few papers on his desk - they really couldn’t wait, actually - before capitulating with a sigh. Turning in early for one night wouldn’t upset too many things, hopefully.

He followed Harvin out of the room quietly, and didn’t remember getting to bed when he woke up the next morning.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=181#p181 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:24:03 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=181#p181
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=182#p182
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It was an absolutely gorgeous day.

Andi leaned back and smiled as she felt the sun on her face. It felt so good to just take a load off and relax; no responsibilities waiting for her, no world-shattering consequences if she failed or made the wrong choice. Just her, the sunshine, and her favorite people in the world.

Opening her eyes, she looked out over the assembled group. The first person her eyes landed on was her grandfather, looking more relaxed than she’d ever seen him in a dove-grey sweater vest, button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up over his elbows, and grey slacks. He caught her glance and smiled back at her for a moment, warmth suffusing his face before he turned his attention back to assembling sandwiches from the ingredients in the picnic basket. It was a large wicker basket lined with a gingham cloth, and with the lid open she could almost make out the various sandwich fixings and treats she knew had been packed inside.

The other two members of their group were already chowing down on sandwiches, sat on the opposite side of the large picnic quilt they’d tossed over the soft green grass. Butch was sat up straight with his legs splayed out in front of him, eating roast beef on sourdough rye with a single-minded intensity, while Abbi had sat herself in his lap and leaned back against him to eat a ham and swiss on ciabatta, only pausing every now and again to remind her husband to make sure his crumbs fell off to the side and not down her back. Andi could feel the easy warmth between the two - a lasting gift from Abbi herself - and knew the complaints weren’t serious.

Her thoughts were interrupted by her grandfather - ex-Marine Bruno Hamilton, career soldier, and badass - leaning over and holding out a sandwich in a napkin. “Here you go, Andi, your favorite,” he said with a twinkle in his eye and she smiled back gratefully as she took it.

One glance was enough to let her know that he hadn’t quite gotten her sandwich right. “Grandpa, I asked for ham and swiss on white, not on rye!” She had to laugh a little as his brow furrowed - it wasn’t the end of the world, she’d still eat it, but it wasn’t her favorite sandwich by any stretch of the imagination.

“Isn’t that what I gave you?” he asked, the puzzled look on his face somehow not darkening his features like she thought it would.

“No, see-” she looked down at the sandwich she held in her hand, and found a perfectly acceptable ham and swiss on white bread. “Huh, guess you did. My eyes must be playing tricks on me.”

“It’s probably the Lunch Lady exercising her sandwich-manipulation powers,” Butch managed to say with a perfectly straight face - an effect somewhat impaired by the immediate fit of giggles that overtook his wife.

“Th-that’s not a real thing and you know it,” she managed between laughs, and the other three had to join in.

For several long moments, laughter rang across the pleasant meadow and drowned out the softly chirping birds and buzzing insects, but eventually the quiet returned. Andi took a considering bite of her sandwich as her grandfather made his own. It was a pretty good sandwich; the ham was smoked to perfection, the cheese still cool and an excellent counterpoint to the saltiness of the ham, and the bread was soft as a cloud. She had to smile as a memory popped into her head.

“Sure beats the hell out of canned bread, right grandpa?” she asked, and he laughed loud and long.

It was a little weird actually; before now, she’d only ever heard him chuckle with a rusty little laugh that sounded like he didn’t get to use it much - or else with a bitter, sharp laugh that didn’t happen because whatever he’d heard was goddamn funny. To hear him belly laugh was definitely weird, but…she could get used to it. The smile when he finally wound down was weird, too. Most of the smiles she’d seen on his face were small, barely there things that looked a bit like he’d forgotten how to do it. Or like his face didn’t move that way, but he was trying to make it work for her.

“What the hell is canned bread? Sounds awful,” said Butch, drawing Andi’s attention away from her grandfather as she nodded forcefully.

“It really, really is. We had to basically eat nothing but for months. Canned bread is just the worst kind of carbs.” Of course, the canned bread had only been the tip of the iceberg when it came to awful things about the time spent in ARENA, and she shivered at the memory of the hollow, empty ache of the severed bond to Abbi.

Something nudged her foot, and she looked up to see Abbi smiling at her gently. “Hey, we’re back now, remember? And we’re never going to leave you again.” Her words had the comforting weight of finality in them, but Andi didn’t feel the rush of warmth she’d expected. It was a little strange to hear Abbi talk about forever, when she came from a world where every day could be your last, where there was always a new villain, where there was always the next threat to beat. Even more than that, their bond had already been severed once, and there was no telling if it would happen again.

Andi was distracted from her growing thoughts by a tap on the arm. “Strawberry?” her grandfather asked as he held out a particularly juicy-looking specimen.

Andi shook her head. “No, strawberries were grandma’s favorite - I was never very fond of them,” she said distractedly, trying to regain her previous chain of thought. “My favorite fruit is-” She looked back over at her grandfather, and the fruit he had in his hand - a clementine.

A thread of suspicion wound its way out of her subconscious.

“Weren’t you just holding a strawberry?”

“Your favorite fruit is a clementine.”

“That’s not what I asked. What happened to the strawberry?”

“You don’t like strawberries, why would we have packed strawberries in the picnic basket?” asked Butch, sounding eminently reasonable.

Andi bit her lip. “But I thought -”

A heavy arm settled around her shoulders. Her grandfather had never been the most physically expressive of men; the only other time he’d touched her like this had been when they were at TOM. He was nearly a foot and some change taller than she was, and when he’d put his arm around her then he’d done it almost gingerly, almost like he was afraid to hurt her - but it had also felt like a bulwark against the world, supporting her, creating a place for just the two of them in a metaverse fraught with danger and strife. It had been too fleeting to really enjoy, but she’d loved every second of it.

This time it felt like a great weight, like his arm around her shoulder was an anchor holding her down, holding her back. This time his grip wasn’t safe, it was suffocating - and the easy way he’d simply grabbed her was almost careless.

“C'mon Andi, aren’t you having fun? What’s one clementine among friends?” he asked, Butch and Abbi nodding sympathetically behind him.

Ice shot through her veins. This wasn’t her grandfather, and those weren’t her friends.

She had to get out of here.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=182#p182 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:26:15 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=182#p182
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“National terrorism suspect, ex-Marine Bruno Hamilton, is a white male, 6’ 4”, and wanted in conjunction -“

Bruno reached over and twitched the tuner on the radio to another station. The technician who’d been listening to the small device while working on some wiring in the wall of the abandoned veterinary hospital he was currently stationed in gave him a wide-eyed look but didn’t object to the change. Bruno’s employer had assured him that all the contractors that had been working on the place for the last several weeks were both discreet and trustworthy, but he hadn’t reached sixty in this business by trusting people just on an employer’s say-so. Work with them? Sure. Respect that they could do the job they were hired for? Absolutely. Trust them? Only as far as he had to.

The station he’d landed on was playing some kind of pop tune that would probably be annoying if it lasted longer than three minutes, but for now was better than listening to the news broadcasts. Bruno Hamilton was a professional freelancer, and he’d done jobs like that since the late 80s without the media catching wise - though part of that may have been the fact that he was mostly operating on foreign soil. The fact that one rescue mission for his current anonymous employer was enough to get him on the FBI’s Most Wanted list and outstanding warrants for his arrest in more than half a dozen police departments was troubling - especially because they had his name. Not some alias he’d had papers made for, or a persona he’d adopted specifically for the mission, but him. If he burned his identity, he’d lose access to the funds he’d accrued so far for his granddaughter, not to mention make it exponentially more difficult to claim her if he did find her.

Not that the terrorism charges were making that particularly easy; he’d received more than one email to his encrypted account from the various private investigators he’d hired all over the states backing out of their contracts with him. The more upstanding ones returned whatever unused portion of his fees they had, while the more unscrupulous simply notified him of the cancellation of his contract. He’d made a note to use the good ones again in the future - assuming he could pull this identity out of the hole, of course - and had seriously considered asking Patric to audit the others. The only thing that put paid to that plan was the fact that he’d have to talk to Patric to do it, which automatically made it his lowest priority; the Irishman spent more of the time he wasn’t doing something for their shared employer bonding with his sentient Winnebago.

Bruno really, really didn’t want to know what the man was doing in there when he locked the garage door.

”…we’ll be right back after Sheila gives us the week’s news! Take it away, Sheila!“

"Well, the top story for today is the nationwide bulletin about the currently at-large terrorist Bruno Hamilton, wanted for the deaths of thirty people in New York City, and injuries to sixty more. Local police are co-ordinating with…”


Bruno reached over and turned the radio off with a quick jab. The tech who’d turned the radio on in the first place paled a little and bent over their work even more assiduously. Bruno suppressed a sigh and stood to wander “casually” over to the other side of the room, noting the release of tension in the technician’s posture as he did so.

The real kicker was, of course, that he wasn’t a terrorist. None of the actions Bruno had taken in New York had been done with intention of inciting mass fear or panic. His mission parameters had been clear; rescue Crash Jaxun and Aquamarine, and then use their help to rescue Mac McPhernon from the organization that had been holding him captive. The car wrecks, civilian casualties, and multiple helicopter crashes had all been a direct result of the opposition trying to prevent him from completing his mission - nothing more, nothing less. He still wasn’t quite clear on who the opposition had been, exactly, but they’d been well-armed and well-equipped and seemed to not give a single shit about collateral damage. Whoever they were, they were well-connected enough to get him on the terrorist watch list and keep themselves off it, and that was really the bottom line.

Bruno pursed his lips and pulled out his phone. If the heat didn’t die down after this job was over, he’d have to lie low in a foreign country for however long it took for the interest in his case to die down before he returned. That would make finding his granddaughter even more difficult and inconvenient, but it was better than being disappeared into custody the FBI. Typing a quick message, he sent it off to an internet dead drop and put his phone away. It would be a few days before the message might even possibly be read, and a few more after that for an answer to come; the forger who monitored it was a paranoid sort, but he was the best at doing flawless deep covers and Bruno would rather not be found before he found his granddaughter.

Turning, he walked out of the pod room and heard the radio click on behind him as he left.

“..so watch out, because this Hamilton guy - no relation - is seriously bad news! And now, #1 on the charts…”
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Weber cursed roundly as Bruno dropped into cover beside him.

Twenty minutes from mission completion and exfiltration, and one of the spooks they’d been sent in to support had managed to trip some sort of alarm and everything had gone straight to hell. The fact that the people who were shooting at them were also yelling orders in Russian was a good sign - given that their mission had been to assist the CIA in expelling one of the more entrenched Soviet “advisors” from Egypt - but didn’t change the fact that they were being shot at.

Or, in Weber’s case, shot.

Weber bit out another curse and Bruno felt his attention sharpen as red bloomed under the hand Weber had clamped to his side. Blood, but not too much of it and not spurting; fortunately Weber carried pressure bandages in one of the numerous pouches he habitually stocked and carried everywhere. They festooned him like a particularly prolific type of fungus and carried a frankly astonishing number of odds and ends, even for a Marine. He kept meticulous track of his stock, though, and was already scrabbling at the button on a particularly bulky pouch with his left hand.

Bruno fired four more shots in quick succession over their current choice in cover - a (hopefully) ornamental column that had gotten knocked over by some grenade-happy idiot in the first volley. It wasn’t covered in too much ceiling, which spoke to it probably being more ornamental than structural, but Bruno’d had one too many roofs come down on his head to trust that the ceiling would stay up for long enough. Fortunately, a yell of pain greeted his last shot, and the rate of fire slacked in their immediate vicinity. Bruno stowed his gun within easy grabbing distance as Weber shoved a roll of gauze and a brown glass bottle into his hands.

Bruno himself was privately impressed that Weber had managed to keep a bottle of iodine intact through several firefights, but didn’t pause to consider it. “This is going to sting,” he told Weber seriously, and the smaller man shrugged.

“Can’t feel any worse, just do it,” he retorted, and Bruno wasted no more time. The sharp sting of iodine cut through the air as soon as he opened the bottle, managing to briefly override even the heavy sulphur stink of the four shots he’d just taken at the Russians down the hall. He moved without pause, and poured half the bottle over the surprisingly small hole in Weber’s side.

Weber arched up off the floor convulsively. “Christ!” he half-shouted, and Bruno shoved him back against the column; now wasn’t the time to be out of cover even the smallest bit. Weber settled, and Bruno grabbed the roll of gauze and folded cloth pad Weber had magically produced from another pouch. Pad first, then he wrapped several lengths of gauze all the way around Weber’s middle, the smaller man maintaining a brutal grip on his arm as he worked.

As he tied the last knot on the bandage, Bruno settled back against the column to inspect his handiwork. “You good?” he asked Weber after finding no signs of more blood coming through the cloth and no slippage in the gauze or knot.

Weber exhaled explosively through his nose. “Let’s get this shit done,” he responded, and with one well-practiced move both men scooped up their guns and renewed their assault on the Soviets.
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Chad lay perfectly still on his soft, so wonderfully soft bed, wishing for his head to stop pounding.

It had started three days ago. Well, in all honesty it had started several weeks ago when Thomas had disappeared from Chad’s soul, but this specific episode had started three days ago. It had started out a day like many others, with the unwelcome addition of a headache that had slowly built itself up behind Chad’s eyes. Normally, he would have just grounded himself in the warmth of his bond with Thomas and kept going; the memory of Thomas’ well-banked fire kept him on an even keel, and reminded Chad of why he’d fought so hard to return to the camaraderie of Brad and the Sparkle Sisters. But Thomas hadn’t been there when he’d reached, and other memories just didn’t have the same effect for some reason. Even Brad could only help so much, and by the end of the day the pain had gotten bad enough that even the thought of taking a mouthful of wonderfully greasy turkey meat had turned Chad’s stomach.

He should have seen it coming. Ever since Thomas - never Tom - had gone where Chad couldn’t follow, life had gotten much, much more difficult. Random shooting pains in his legs and spine had simply become part of the daily routine, and fine tremors in his hands that he just couldn’t stop had made most of his favorite hobbies either difficult or impossible; still, he’d tried to keep up appearances for the Sparkle Sisters so they wouldn’t worry about him and had been largely successful for the last few weeks. Firmer grips when cooking food, ignoring the shooting pains, walking with a firmer step to avoid stumbles - little things, but they added up over the course of the day and by the time it was time to hit the hay Chad was exhausted. And then he’d get up in the morning to do it all over again, because people were relying on him and he couldn’t let them down. Not again.

Still, the headache hadn’t gone away overnight, and he’d woken up to the persistent feeling of pins and needles in his left leg - like he’d slept on it funny, but somehow worse. And more persistent; the feeling hadn’t gone away during the day, and over time his right hand had developed a tic as well. He’d taken painkillers and gone to bed earlier than he usually did, though not early enough to excite comment.

And then yesterday morning - early enough that it might actually still have been the night before - he’d been woken by waves of pain pulsing through his skull. Chad had only just been able to make it to his bathroom before his stomach had violently rejected everything he’d eaten the day before, each heave bringing a fresh roil of agony through his head. Brad had been concerned, but just the smell of him had been enough to send Chad retching into the toilet again and Brad had retreated to the other side of the admittedly palatial bedroom Chad had been accorded aboard the Glamatron.

After what felt like hours Chad’s stomach had untwisted to the point where he could creep back over to his bed and bury himself there. At some point Brad had thoughtfully lowered the lights, but Chad was too afraid about what might come out if he opened his mouth and ended up waving at his companion in a manner that he desperately hoped would convey his gratitude. Brad didn’t say anything in return, for which Chad could only be grateful; he didn’t really want to know what speech would do to his brain right now.

The waves of pain in his head pulsed in time to his heartbeat, and started at the Keepstone embedded in his forehead before spreading out to encompass his whole brain. Much, much more acutely than usual anyway; ever since the thing had attached itself to his brain and nervous system a second time the pain had been something of a constant. In his head, down his body, along every nerve and muscle fiber, the magic of the Keepstone pulsed night and day. It was that magic that let him join the Sparkle Sisters, of course, and kept Brad alive and fresh but - there was never really a point where it didn’t hurt. Magical Space Princes weren’t meant to have Keepstones, weren’t designed to channel them and their power correctly, and some pretty serious work had gone into making this one work through Chad.

When he’d had the memory of Thomas to lean on, to keep him upright and moving forward, it hadn’t been so bad. Without him…

A knock sounded at the door and Chad twitched involuntarily as the sound echoed between his ears. The silence brought tinnitus, but the knocking was so, so much worse he couldn’t help the little sound of agony that tore itself from his lips as he burrowed deeper into his bed. He just had to stay here, and quiet, and still, and the pain would leave eventually.

“Chad?”

Ricci wasn’t the most shrill of the Sparkle Sisters - that honor belonged to the beautiful and bubbly Elliana - but her voice still seemed to bounce off his Keepstone and reverberate through his head that just made the paint that much worse. Chad couldn’t hold back the groan of agony at the spike, and that also didn’t help any.

“Chad, nobody’s seen you in a few days, and we’re worried.”

He was fine, he could handle this, he would be fine. Nothing was wrong beyond his ability to handle, he just had to wait this out and the pain would go back to manageable levels. He could do this.

“Chad, I’m coming in,” Ricci sounded both apologetic and determined, and Chad had no chance to object before a slice of harsh fluorescent light from the hallway landed squarely on his face.

Chad couldn’t help the sound of agony he made as the light drilled holes into his skull directly through his eyes. He’d been hit full-on by laser blasts that hurt less. Direct shots from plasma weapons hurt less. The redoubled pain in his head made his stomach twist and it was all he could do to wriggle over to the side of the bed before retching. There was nothing to come up but bile and a little bit of the tepid ginger tea he’d managed to choke down at some point in the last six hours, but it still smelled and that kept his stomach from settling back down like he wished it would.

“Chad!” Ricci’s cry of dismay did exactly nothing to help matters, and Chad whimpered as it echoed.

“Ricci! Over here,” Brad called in a half-whisper half-shout that made Chad want to curl up and die a little less than Ricci’s shout had.

Ricci shot a glance his way before walking over to Brad, but Chad was currently beyond speech. Fortunately the door had closed behind her at some point, so at least the light was off his face, but his stomach still roiled unpleasantly from the smell and from his hasty movements. He could hear Brad and Ricci conversing in whispers, but with his brains slowly leaking from his ears he couldn’t tell what they were saying. He couldn’t tell how long they’d talked, either, just that it seemed like forever and no time at all. Finally, Ricci approached the bed where he’d curled himself into a protective ball under his covers again.

“Chad?” she asked in a voice just above a whisper, and he twitched at the sound. Taking that as an affirmation he was listening, Ricci continued on. “Chad, I’m going to time bubble you and clean this mess up, okay? And once you feel better, we’ll get Elliana to heal you.”

He managed to grunt an affirmative, but he wasn’t quite sure what Elliana could do. It was his Keepstone forcing so very much magic down magic channels that simply weren’t designed to handle the volume that was causing the problem, as far as Chad was aware. This was just the reason why boys weren’t allowed to be chosen by Keepstones; there was nothing wrong for Elliana to repair.

Still, he couldn’t articulate his thoughts - in fact, he was probably lucky just to be able to think thoughts at this point - and so in the space between one breath and the next Ricci and the smell of vomit vanished. It was probably closer to twenty minutes in real time, but he couldn’t bring himself to care. All he had to do was hang on, and he could get through this.

He could do that.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=185#p185 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:28:45 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=185#p185
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Ex-Sergeant Alexei Petrov was a patient man.

He’d been a patient man when he was young, he was a patient man when he had served his planetary defense force, and he was a patient man now. Forty years he had served as his planet’s first line of defense, and he would have served forty more before retiring comfortably had high command not tested the limits of that patience. To be in the military was to follow orders, to subordinate your will to that of the chain of command and use your skills to the utmost to fulfill mission objectives that would, in the end, never be explained to you; Petrov had done that without qualm for forty years.

But he drew the line at killing children, even alien ones.

His unit had been tasked with discouraging alien settlement on the moon; Petrov had not questioned the orders, had simply done as was required of him until one day it was him, his squad, and a room full of terrified alien younglings. He had looked around once, considered his orders and his options, and put down his gun before walking out. The rest of his squad had followed him, and when the army branded them all traitors and deserters they had accepted the consequences. Now they fought a running battle with the shadowy element that rotted their government from the inside out with a motley crew of rebels, anarchists, dissenters, and idealists of all stripes and species.

Bruno Hamilton had landed in his mind right in the middle of a firefight. Rather than distract his avatar from the battle at hand, Bruno took a step back in their shared mindspace and observed. The guns were very different than he was used to - still the same principle, point one end at your enemy and a projectile comes out, but they were strangely integrated into the user’s body and apparently tracked pupil movement to aim and used muscle contraction to fire. Very odd, to Bruno’s sensibilities, but to his avatar they were as familiar as breathing.

Getting a view of their tactical position, Bruno was pleased to see that Pierce had managed to land them just outside the Hall of Archives that would hopefully contain records that would indicate whether or not the Nightmare being attached to this metaverse at one point in its history - and if so, when. It was a slim lead, one they didn’t have a lot of time to pursue, but Bruno had had a rare break and so had brought Thomas and Stone with him on the jump. If anyone could get the information quickly and store it safely, it would be one or the other of them. He couldn’t see them, from where his avatar was, but he’d expected that and trusted Pierce enough by this point to know that they’d be relatively nearby.

It was a little strange, actually; Bruno could see from his avatar’s vantage point that none of their elements were pushing up, even though a quick glance showed the defenders firing rate had dipped perceptibly in just the few minutes Bruno had actually been in this metaverse. Tactically, it would be wiser to start moving in, keep the pressure on the defenders and force them to consolidate behind their set perimeter. Instead, the attackers just kept blazing away, staying well back from the building in fixed positions; Bruno could feel a watchful anticipation curling through his avatar, but no memory-images surfaced to explain it. What were they waiting for?

The shrilling alarms changed to a pitch Bruno could feel in Petrov’s back teeth, and a rolling door he’d taken to be some kind of loading dock slammed open to reveal…Something. It looked like some kind of horrible mishmash between a cow an some heavy machinery, but he didn’t get a good look before his avatar was up an pushing forward. Out of the corner of their shared eye Bruno could see other elements pushing forward as well, but it looked like only Petrov was aiming for the now-bellowing monster. A piece of plan crystallized in Petrov’s mind; keep the guardian-protocol occupied. Apparently, the thing was immune to the type of bullets they used in this metaverse and the only way to keep it from shredding the whole unit was to engage it at close quarters and pray you didn’t die - Bruno could see Petrov’s memories of doing so twice before, but he crept a little closer to the fore of their shared mind anyway.

Petrov collided with the thing with an almighty crash right before it hit another member of his squad - Bruno could see the wispy form of Thomas hovering over the other’s head before the man rushed inside but it was enough to reassure him of achieving mission objectives. It allowed him to narrow his focus to the thing in front of him.

This one was a little different than the other two Petrov had faced; the organic parts were reinforced with some kind of cladding that neither pilot nor avatar recognized, and the cabling was armored. Those upgrades, combined with the shine of the metal on the augmented portions, was enough to mark it out as an upgrade - possibly in direct response to the last two Petrov had comprehensively wrecked. The AI didn’t seem to be any better, though; within a few moments it had settled into the same pattern that Petrov had identified in the previous two. Swipe, swipe, back up, ram - Petrov dodged them with a wary eye as Bruno watched carefully. He didn’t want to interrupt his avatar at such a crucial moment, when far too much relied on muscle memory that Bruno simply didn’t have. Petrov had faced these things before, and it was that experience that was required now.

At least, right up until the monster switch from a ram to a swipe mid-motion. There was an audible crunch as steel-reinforced horns came up under Petrov’s guard and rammed him in the chest. Bones snapped like matchsticks, and Petrov was hurled a dozen feet away into the solid stone of the wall.

For a single, breathless moment all Bruno could remember was the pain of crushed organs, the burning of snake venom, and the desperate, yawning void of space where an avatar’s soul used to be.

In the next instant, he was in the forefront of their shared mind, shoving Petrov away and down. The man’s experience was no longer a benefit, and the less he had to feel of their shared ribcage pulling itself together the better. Bruno stood up and jumped to the side just in time to narrowly avoid being hit by a full-speed charge that shook the entire wall when it connected. In a move that he’d seen his granddaughter do a half-dozen times or more, Bruno vaulted onto the back of the metallic monstrosity. His ribs protested mightily, and he could feel blood wetting corners of his mouth as the movement jarred some of the broken pieces into piercing organs, but the important thing was that he now had a direct line to the main power cabling running along the spine of the beast.

No regular person in this metaverse could have made that jump; the thing was half again as tall a Bruno was in his own body and nearly twice the height of Petrov. No regular person could have gotten into the cabling, either; heavy plates, bolted into metallic augments and semi-organic cladding alike lined the cable as it snaked up from the saddlebag-esque battery mounts along the spine to the circuits that let the thing work.

But Bruno was a class 4 metapilot, and he was far from a regular person.

Reaching down, he hooked his fingers underneath the plate closest to the battery packs and heaved. The thing beneath him bellowed and bucked, trying as hard as it could to get him off - but it could never do the one move that could have worked, having been gyroscopically stabilized specifically to prevent; roll. Bruno gritted his teeth and held on as the shattered chunks of his ribs jarred once more, before heaving one more time. The plate popped off, and Bruno reached down to tear the cabling away from the power cell.

The thing gave one last horrible bellow before going stiff and silent, and Bruno could feel Petrov’s approval in the back of his mind.

Mission accomplished.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=186#p186 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:30:08 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=186#p186
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“Status?”

Bruno had more than a decade of service to his name, and he’d heard that word hundreds of thousands of times. Most of them, it seemed, in the last hour.

“I’m fine,” he gritted out, and Weber nodded exactly the same way he had the last four times Bruno had answered the question.

Weber normally kept a pretty even keel; wound a bit tight ever since ‘Nam, but that was usually more helpful than harmful. The last time Bruno had seen Weber engage in this kind of oddly hands-off mother-henning was back in '76 when Tunstall had gotten himself shot in the thigh and they’d had to walk him ten miles to the evac point. Bruno had been the one even remotely close enough in height to help the captain limp along, while Graves had been carrying as much extra gear as he could take and bitching about it the entire time. Weber had alternated between ranging out of sight ahead of them and following so close behind that if he’d been any closer he’d’ve been walking in Tunstall’s boots - though fortunately at that time he’d directed most of his demands for status to Tunstall, who’d born it with the patience Bruno was pretty sure had earned him his captain’s bars.

Now Bruno was the focus of that strangely watchful gaze and wishing strongly that their current commander had split up the vehicles a bit differently. Bruno, Weber, Daniels, and Lopez were crammed into the nearly-full cargo compartment of an unmarked truck that had been chosen for the job largely because it traveled the route several times a day than for any comfort or space considerations; using US equipment would have caused the covert part of the mission objective to fail in a pretty dramatic way, so it had been arranged for the team to be split across two local vehicles hired specifically for that purpose. Cleburne, Wilkerson, Fuller, and Tottle were in a laundry vehicle somewhere ahead of them; Bruno had originally been slated to go on that vehicle as well, but…

He glanced down at the already-reddened bandage and grimaced. He’d underestimated the guard he’d been sent to dispose of, and paid the price. He hadn’t quite counted on a five-nothing civilian having blades sewn into the elbows of his clothes, and he certainly hadn’t expected the man’s first response to being grabbed from behind with a hand over his mouth to be to go absolutely crazy. The man had wriggled, kicked, writhed, clawed, and tried to bite his way to freedom before Weber had slipped over to slit his throat, and had gotten Bruno several times with knives in unexpected locations.

The worst was his gut, though, and he winced as he put a hand on it, bandage tacky to the touch. The truck wasn’t designed for a smooth ride, either, and the bumping and jarring was doing absolutely nothing to help stop the bleeding. He suppressed a sigh as he adjusted his position on the seat in the vague hope of easing both the pain and the rattling, and the small movement attracted Weber’s attention again.

Weber’s eyes zeroed in on Bruno’s hand, palm red with blood, and his lips thinned. “You’re-”

Not fine, lying to me, going to need new bandages - whatever he’d been about to say Bruno would never know as the truck hit an enormous pothole and the entire cargo compartment bounced a good ten inches. Bruno ended up on the floor with Lopez - who’d been sitting next to him and looking relieved that Weber’s focus wasn’t on him - on top of him, elbow right in the sore spot. From the cursing coming from Weber and Daniels’ side, he had to guess that Weber had probably ended up in Daniels’ lap. Not that he stayed there for long, as Lopez was suddenly pulled off of Bruno with what was probably excessive force.

“Status,” Weber barked and Bruno didn’t quite manage to stifle the sigh this time.

“Fi-” he started, response nearly automatic at this point, before Weber glared pointed down. Bruno looked, and saw a stain spreading up his uniform shirt.

“I think I need a medic,” he said deadpan, and Daniels snickered rudely.

Weber flipped him off with one hand while pulling another pressure bandage out of his pocket with the other, and Bruno only just resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

Weber was never going to let him hear the end of this.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=187#p187 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:33:46 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=187#p187
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“Two, this is three. Status check, over.”

Bruno carefully pulled the handheld radio off his belt with an absolute economy of movement. “Three, this is two. We are in position, over.”

The radio hissed softly for a moment before the reply came through. “Two, this is three. Stand by for signal. Over and out.”

Bruno clicked the radio once in the pre-arranged acknowledgement and returned the unit to his belt before looking around. In the dim light of pre-dawn, his team was nearly impossible to see. A flicker of motion here, a slight scuffling sound there - nothing that couldn’t also be attributed to vermin and Bruno felt a slight rush of satisfaction; the last few times he’d been contracted he’d been sent out with teams of green hotshots who’d been far too impatient for the mission they’d been assigned to, and he’d said as much in his AARs. Not so this time, with every man on the team having a good half a dozen missions under their belt - if not more.

Though it was slightly puzzling that a team like this would get sent here. Bruno had never been in the area before, but the mission brief had said this was a city booming on the back of the fruit industry. Why insurgents would be hiding in a warehouse that also contained - according to the briefing - several tons of dried fruit, neither Bruno nor any of his current squadmates could figure out. One particularly verbose Englishman - Woolverly - had said it best when he’d speculated loudly that maybe the terrorists were trying to give the West scurvy by denying them the citrus supply on the plane in.

Whatever the reason, Bruno hadn’t reached his fifth decade of life by assuming that a mission would be easy - however nonsensical the location was - and had briefed his squad extensively on local geography. He’d done his best to position his squad tactically, as well - his team was the second wave, designated to go in hard and loud once the infiltration team popped red flares, and he’d identified three key spots that would give his squad maximum cover inside after they’d breached. Once in, they were to eliminate all hostile targets and either destroy or retrieve targets designated by the infiltration squad.

All they needed now was the signal.

A flash of red in one of the upper story windows, and Bruno was up and moving.

Smith, Carson, and Chesley had the explosives; they were closest to the structure and were setting the charges before the rest of the squad had covered 3\4ths of the distance. Once the rest of the squad had grouped up into the pre-determined breaching order, Bruno gave them a countdown from three on his fingers and all three of them detonated their charges simultaneously. Bruno frowned at Smith even as they breached the warehouse to a great deal of smoke and yelling. The man had been in charge of shaping the charges, and Bruno had felt the explosion all the way down into his feet; either the man had used too much C4, or the building was on less-stable ground than they’d thought.

The floor bucked under his feet, and Bruno staggered into Johnson, sending them both tumbling to the floor. Apparently Smith hadn’t screwed up the charges after all.

“Earthquake! Everyone out!” Bruno roared, voice rising above the din with years of long practice, and shoved Johnson toward the hole in the wall they’d just made to get in - a hole that was beginning to rapidly crumble around the edges. The shouting had ceased for an instant when Bruno had yelled, but now it was louder than ever. As the floor bucked and rolled in a way that was almost nauseating, Bruno turned and began crawling as best he could further into the warehouse.

A resounding crash behind him heralded the fall of one of the tall stacks of crates that made the interior of the warehouse into a rat’s maze, and more crashing further off lead to pained yelling in both English and Persian. Bruno gritted his teeth and kept moving; one of the top mission priorities was retrieving the infiltration team, and damn if he was going to let an earthquake get in the way of that now. Smoke was thick in the air as he moved, and he almost missed the still figure lying beneath a pile of collapsed crates - almost, except that he managed to accidentally plant a hand on their head as he crawled. A quick check revealed no dog tags and a distinctly non-regulation beard, and Bruno moved on. Whoever it was wasn’t a problem anymore - the crates had broken their neck.

The tremors were slowing now, and Bruno risked standing up. When he didn’t immediately end up on his can again, he pressed forward, heading for the last place he’d heard shouting in English from. Rounding a corner, he found one of the infiltration team - the inimitable Woolverly - cursing loudly and trying to get his leg out from underneath two heavy-looking crates. When Bruno took a deliberately heavy step he whipped around, gun out and face pinched, only to sag in relief when he saw who it was.

“Well, come on then. You damn oversized Yanks have to be good for something; be a good chap and give that crate a shove?”

“Right.” Bruno refrained from pointing out that Woolverly - when he wasn’t prone on the floor - was nearly the same height he was, and instead moved over to the two crates. One was leaning on the other somewhat precariously, and that was what was causing the pressure trapping Woolverly’s leg. He glanced down at the man.

“Get ready to pull,” he warned, and Woolverly nodded grimly.“

Bruno returned the nod. "On three. One…Two…Three!

Bruno heaved on the crate and Woolverly hauled on his leg, and the twisted limb came free just before Bruno lost his grip and the crate came crashing down. Woolverly looked up at him with a pained smile.

“Thanks old chum, I - look out!

The warning came too late, and Bruno barely felt the impact as the crates behind him shifted and came down on top of him.
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Andi discreetly wiped her eyes for the fifth time that day, glad of the mostly ornamental half-apron that was part of the required uniform.

It’d been almost a month since her grandmother, her last living family member who had raised Andi ever since she was small, had died. She’d known for a while it was coming, had watched the cancer progress as the medical bills mounted ever higher, but that didn’t mean it hadn’t hurt. The life insurance had been just enough to cover the funeral; it had been a small affair, with only Andi and a few members of her grandmother’s knitting circle attending. After that, Andi was left alone in a too-big apartment filled with far too many memories.

At least Joe had been understanding about the whole thing; when the owner of the coffee place she worked at had heard her teary voice over the phone saying she wouldn’t be in today, he’d told her to take as much time as she needed to get herself back together and that her job would be waiting for her when she returned. That had prompted a fresh bout of tears that he’d patiently waited on the line through before telling her in the gentlest voice that she’d ever heard him use that it would get better, no matter how bleak it seemed right now. She’d thanked him profusely before hanging up; for all Joe was never to her knowledge ever actually in the coffee shop that bore his name - Joe’s Diner - he seemed to have a finger on the pulse of it at all times. She suspected the head barista, a tall guy everyone called Hollywood, was a relative of his or something and told him everything, but it didn’t really matter.

It had taken her almost two weeks before the apartment had become unbearable; she still had some time left on the lease, but she used her grandmother’s passing as an excuse to break it early without a fee and found another, smaller place downtown. It was further from the coffee shop, but it was closer to the bars and other cafes that sometimes held open mic nights and she still clung to the idea of someday making it big as a musician. Plus it looked nothing like her old apartment and was far more affordable, so that was something. Going through her grandmother’s things had been the low point of the month, and she’d ended up taking several days to get through it all.

Still, by the end of a month she couldn’t take it anymore and had called Joe’s Diner to ask for some shifts. She suspected Joe had told Hollywood about what had happened, because when she got her schedule it was two weeks of easy mid-afternoon shifts that started just after the morning rush ended and went on for eight hours with a break clearly marked during the lunch peak. Andi could only be grateful for the kid gloves treatment; this was just her first day back and she’d nearly broken down several times already at stupid, stupid things. Someone wearing the same fragrance her grandmother used to, a turn of phrase that was so out of touch with the times, a shirt in her grandmother’s favorite shade of blue -

“Hey.”

Andi finished wiping her eyes and looked up. Standing at the counter with his hands jammed in his pockets was one of Joe’s regulars, a man by the name of Crash Jaxun. He’d come in around 11 in the morning and sit for hours nursing some disgustingly sweet confection at one of the back tables away from the windows. His sister always tipped generously when she arrived at around 2 to pick him up, and the two had continued the trend for as long as Andi had worked here. She didn’t know why they scheduled it like that, but every weekday like clockwork they’d show up and leave at exactly the same times.

Crash never looked anyone in the face if he could help it - though he always wore a huge pair of aviators so it was hard to tell - but Andi pasted on a smile for him anyway and returned to her spot by the register. “Hey, sorry, what can I get for you? Did you finish your drink?”

It only happened rarely, but if he did finish his drink before his sister arrived Crash would always order the exact same one again and make sure to finish it just as his sister walked in the door. Andi’s hands were already moving to the correct keys - fourteen pumps of caramel syrup, blegh - when Crash shook his head. Then he nodded, then shook his head again before looking for and fidgeting with a coffee stirrer he’d pulled from the mug of them that was always kept by the register.

“’M sorry,” he mumbled without looking up, and Andi blinked at him.

“What?”

“I’m sorry,” he said, enunciating each word carefully though his voice didn’t get any louder. He paused for a moment, and then continued. “For your loss.”

Andi’s breath caught in her throat and she blinked furiously to keep the tears out of her eyes. The sentiment had sounded trite coming from her grandmother’s knitting friends, Joe had said he’d keep her place for her, and Hollywood hadn’t said anything at all. She was struck momentarily speechless that one of the customers she’d only ever spoken to about his drink order would say it so sincerely.

He seemed to take her silence as a prompt to continue. “I remember, remember how bad it was, when Dad died. Tessa acted strong, but I heard her sniffling too when she thought I wasn’t paying attention.” He glanced up at her face once and immediately looked away again. “It was hard, for a while. I remember, it was hard. So. You know.” He shuffled his feet. “I’m sorry.”

Before Andi could say anything - though even she didn’t know if she was going to thank him or ask about his father - Crash turned and hurried back to his usual seat like he was afraid someone was going to take it in his absence, leaving Andi alone with her thoughts. She could feel tears welling up with gratitude at the sincerity of Crash’s simple statement, but before she could signal Hollywood to take over for her so she could go cry in the cold storage room the bell above the door tinkled to signal a customer entering. She hurriedly blinked the tears away and fixed up the smile that had slipped at some point during Crash’s speech.

“Hi! Welcome to Joe’s, what can I get for you?”

The black man in a police jacket who had just walked in didn’t even bother to look at the menu before ordering. “Coffee, large, black. What do you want, Eli?” he asked the somewhat younger man who’d come in with him. The teenager spent a long moment looking at the menus written in chalk above the cash register before replying.

“Large mocha with whipped cream.” The older man rolled his eyes at the order but didn’t say anything and Andi quickly tapped the keys to input it into the system.

“Will that be all?” She asked politely, and the two nodded before Mr. Police Jacket reached for his wallet to pay.

The two of the were the start of a mini-rush - nothing crazy like the lunch crowd, but over the next twenty minutes or so a steady stream of people went in and out of the door. The buff woman who worked at the gym down the street came in towing her little brother Mac, whom she dumped at the table next to Crash’s and admonished to stay there while she finished her shift; the haggard-looking psychologist who always ordered a cold brew with a shot of cherry; a tired-looking teacher who ordered a quadruple shot and then nearly fell asleep while drinking it; a very Southern woman who twanged her way through an order for a vanilla latte; and finally a very tall older man who was quite possibly the most menacing person Andi had ever seen wearing an actual suit (and not, you know, riot gear) ordered a small black coffee before taking a table not too far from Crash and Mac - who seemed to have hit it off and were now huddled at the same table.

After another ten minutes of no-one else coming through the door, Hollywood came out of wherever he’d been lurking in the back and tapped her on the shoulder. “Break time kiddo,” he said, and Andi nodded before stepping away from the register to let him sign on. Hollywood knew everyone’s names - he could name every customer that came in the door whether they’d been to the shop before or not and frankly Andi secretly suspected him of being a psychic - but if he knew you well he almost never called you by it. Crash was “kid,” Andi was “kiddo,” the guy who made the pastries and sandwiches for the counter was “cook,” and the tall dude who always came in wearing a real 1920s-style fedora was “roads.”

Andi shucked her apron obediently and went back to the little nook in the kitchen that was the designated break area. One of the other workers - a slightly cat-obsessed woman named Aquamarine - had at one point tried to cheer the place up with some throw pillows and a table cloth for the minuscule table crammed into it, but the pillows now lived in one of the nearby drawers until someone needed a nap and the tablecloth had acquired a number of mysterious stains that turned the cat print into some kind of weird abstract. Still, it was quiet and Cook always had a plate of ugly or burned food in the middle of the table so Andi helped herself to a very crunchy toasted sandwich and an undersized croissant as she could hear the sound of the lunch rush picking up.

Crash’s words still resonated with a strangely healing kind of hurt and her thoughts wandered towards the morose, but the food helped and by the time her half-hour was up the lunch rush was in full swing. Working meant she didn’t have to do much thinking, so going out and opening up the second register was a welcome distraction and for the next hour or so she managed to keep busy enough that she didn’t have to think about anything beyond getting an order and making it. By the time a quarter to 2 rolled around, things had quieted down again to the point where Hollywood had her close her register and move to his so he could go into the back and do…whatever he did in the back. Andi wasn’t sure she wanted to know; all that mattered was that if someone got rowdy or ornery he would pop up out of nowhere and threaten to hit them with his ordering book. That was usually enough to shut even the most offended Karen up, and he’d only ever had to follow through on the threat once that Andi could remember.

She busied herself with wiping down the counter and cleaning up what she could without using the really nasty solvents or taking the machines apart - the more she got done now, the less work they’d have to do when they closed at four. Most of the customers from earlier had left - Mac had been picked up at some point by his sister, the psychologist and the teacher had both left immediately after getting their drinks, and neither the cop nor the twanger were sitting at any of the tables - but the old man in the suit was still there. He’d pulled out reading glasses at some point, and appeared to be doing the crossword puzzle in one of the local newspapers. The small coffee cup in front of him was still half full, and Andi shrugged mentally. He wouldn’t be the first retiree they had taking up a table for most of the day - though certainly the most intimidating to ever do so - and as long as he still had a drink he was still a customer.

2 on the dot saw Tessa walk in, order her usual, and walk out with Crash in tow. More people drifted in and out but the old man stayed at the table he’d claimed until it was almost time to close. Andi was just beginning to consider politely asking him to leave - he was the last customer in the place, and she couldn’t really start the heavy-duty cleaning until he left - when he suddenly reached out, drained the last quarter-cup of coffee he’d had sitting in front of him, and stood up.

“Thanks,” he said, indicating the cup in front of him. His voice was low and a little gravelly, like he’d used to smoke or something.

He paused for a long moment before deflating slightly and nodding to her. “It’s good coffee,” he said at last before picking up his newspaper and walking swiftly out the door.

Andi blinked after him as the tinkling bell signaled his departure. She had the strangest feeling that wasn’t what he’d actually wanted to say, but for the life of her she didn’t know what that might have been. Shrugging to her herself, she turned and picked up the now-empty mug off the table. To her surprise, underneath it was a neatly-folded twenty. It was the biggest tip she’d gotten that day, but something about it - and the old man - just felt weird.

Shaking it off, she went and flipped the sign on the door to closed before beginning her cleaning routine. Whatever the old man’s deal was, it wasn’t her problem for now.

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Over the next week, Andi saw the old man four more times. He never stayed as long as the first time, but he always ordered the same thing and never came in on anybody else’s shift - she’d asked Aquamarine and Nathan, and both of them had denied seeing him whenever they were working. It creeped her out a little bit to think about, but the old man never did anything. He’d come in, order a small black coffee, and sit at the same table for a seemingly indeterminate amount of time. One day he stayed only stayed for ten minutes, the next day he took the table for three hours.

She’d considered asking Hollywood about it, but he hadn’t seemed to be bothered by the man - not like the time when some creepy neckbeard had decided Aquamarine should be the object of his affections. Andi hadn’t seen the guy do anything, but the third time he’d showed up Hollywood had stopped him, told him clearly that stalking the employees was not allowed and wouldn’t be tolerated, and added that if he ever showed up at Joe’s Diner again there would be Consequences that he would not enjoy. Neither Andi nor Aquamarine had ever seen the dude again, and the incident was only rarely discussed.

All of which basically amounted to if Hollywood wasn’t throwing this guy out then he probably wasn’t a pervert. Still, Andi didn’t know what to think of the fact that he only showed up when she was working. She’d almost decided to let it go another week and see what happened when the old man decided the whole issue for her.

He’d come in later than usual - a quarter til four, and he was the only one in the shop. Joe’s Diner only served coffee and pastries, and there wasn’t enough people who wanted that after four to warrant them staying open later. Andi had just decided to start the closing work early - the faster she got it done, the sooner she could go home - when the bell tinkled to signal a customer. She hurried out of the closet in the back where they kept the cleaning supplies and pasted a smile on her face.

“Hi! Welcome to Joe’s, what can I get for you?”

He didn’t answer for a long moment before finally blowing out a puff of air in a heavy sigh. “I need to speak with you.” He paused for another instant. “Privately.”

Andi felt her heart jump into her throat. The guy looked to be about 75, and dressed in a very nice suit to boot, but he was also built like a truck and the lines in his face didn’t look like they came from smiling.

“I, I don’t know, I - it’s nearly closing, and-”

“And I can take care of it for one evening,” Hollywood interjected smoothly, appearing like magic from the door to the kitchen. “Go ahead and punch out a little early, kiddo, I’ll make sure everything’s ready for opening tomorrow.”

The old man’s expression didn’t change even as Andi shot Hollywood a betrayed look. The taller barista simply smiled benignly and waved her off, and Andi begrudgingly went and got her things from the employee closet in the back. When she walked out, Hollywood was sweeping the floor while the old man stood stiff and tall next to the door. Andi didn’t exactly want to leave the protection of Hollywood, but she trusted the other man enough to the point where if he was letting her leave with the old dude, it was probably safe to do so.

The old man opened the door and stepped out first, scanning the area around them before stepping aside and letting Andi past. She raised an eyebrow - did he think Hollywood would let muggers lurk around Joe’s Diner? - but let it pass without comment as the big man fell in step beside her, matching his pace to hers. Which Andi was obscurely grateful for; she’d had tall friends in the past who weren’t as considerate and she’d had to jog to keep up with them at times.

The silence stretched between them, until Andi huffed, impatient. “Well, you said you wanted to talk to me where Hollywood couldn’t hear. So, talk.”

Maybe it was a little rude, but this guy was freaking her out a little. He just had this aura around him of danger that made her hair stand on end. If anyone but Hollywood had assured her the guy was safe, she’d’ve called them nuts. As it stood, she was less inclined to believe even Hollywood by the minute; if this guy didn’t start talking…

The man seemed to deflate with a sigh, suddenly looking older than the 75 she’d pegged him for before. He reached into his pocket and she immediately backed off a step, heart hammering, but all he pulled out was a slightly worn envelope. Wordlessly, he held it out to her. She looked at him suspiciously but took it, and nearly dropped it when she saw the familiar - if somewhat shaky - handwriting on the front. Her hands were shaking as she pulled the letter out of the envelope, but he didn’t reach for her until she’d gotten to the very end and big fat tears started rolling down her face.

He reached out then, one awkward hand on her shoulder, and that was all the invitation Andi needed. Throwing herself forward she flung her arms around the old man - the old man her grandmother had chosen to write to while she was dying. Andi still missed her grandmother like a phantom limb, and the letter so warmly recounting her exploits to someone Andi’d never met had been too much. Her grandmother had told her she loved her many times, but it was almost overwhelming to have tangible proof. The older man didn’t seem to know how to react, though he hadn’t even stumbled when she’d barreled into him. He was warm, and tall, and broad, and while there were some weird lumps under his clothing Andi clutched at him like a lifeline.

One broad hand gently settled itself between her shoulder blades while the other rescued the letter from being crumpled in her fist. He didn’t do more than pat her awkwardly on the back a few times, but his hand was nearly big enough for a full and proper hug to be unnecessary. They stayed that way for a long while, Andi sobbing into his suit coat and the much taller man holding her while she did so, but finally the tears tapered off to hiccupping breaths and he let her draw back from him shakily, still wiping her eyes.

She gave a small, watery smile. “I think you already know, but…Hi. I’m Andi Jaymes,” she took a shuddering breath, “and I’m your granddaughter.”

He gave her a small smile back. It looked odd on his face, like his face had been carved over the years in such a way as to make smiling nearly impossible, and there was a strange mixture of happiness and sorrow in his eyes.

“Hello, Andi Jaymes,” he replied. “I’m Bruno Hamilton. And I’m your grandfather.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=189#p189 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:35:13 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=189#p189
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And they all lived happily ever after.

That’s how a story’s supposed to end, right? And they all lived happily ever after. That’s the way they always ended when I was a kid, anyway, when the great evil was defeated and the rightful king was restored to his throne and peace and prosperity echoed throughout the land. When the heroes found their families and lovers came together in ways you just knew would withstand the test of time. When the grand journey was over and everyone had found their way back to the place they loved best.

And they all lived happily ever after.

Covers a lot of ground, that phrase. And maybe it’s true and maybe it’s not, but it’s not how this story ended. I say ended, but that’s not wholly true either; they’ll keep adding records to this shelf - the same shelf that was practically groaning under the weight of all the records that were here before all this started - but we won’t be there for them. Not like we were here for these.

Monday wrote once that nobody read her stories - the reports she was asked to write on the events that happened. It so happens that she was wrong, but that’s alright because she was well-informed but not omniscient. You see, we read the stories. We probably weren’t supposed to, but Management never kicked us out so we continued to sneak in for a peek.

There’s a way into the archives, a little back way that doesn’t disturb the other chroniclers at their work. Someone showed it to me a while back, and I’ve used it pretty regularly ever since. And I wasn’t alone; there’s a dozen people I know in passing - most of them pretty cool folks - who used it too, and marks of what must be a hundred other people whom I’ve never met. All of us, together, reading the reports filed neatly and properly.

The reports are well-thumbed, edges soft with use, and people just haven’t been able to resist editorializing. Little notes written in the margins - are you sure about that, let’s make Nick rap again, THAT WAS SO EPIC, for #clarity’s sake… and so on and so forth. I’m actually kind of surprised nobody’s done any surreptitious editing - or maybe they have, but maybe it becomes the report after they’ve done. I don’t know. I do know there are pictures; someone drew basically the best megalodon I’ve ever seen on one of the pages, which managed to somehow swim ominously through the water stain where someone spilled their drink.

Lot of water stains in the early volumes, if I’m honest. Lot of doodles too - weird storm troopers, Donkey Kong, a strange academic-type wearing huge glasses, you name it it’s probably doodled in those earlier volumes. That’s where the reports start, as well; Monday’s little stories, integrated seamlessly into each volume like they were always meant to be there.

Other people have also added stories, loose leaf papers tucked into the softened pages of the proper volumes. Little scraps of notebook paper sticking out haphazardly of later volumes, covered in more stories.

I’m pretty sure Management knew we came here. There were always pens, you see, little pens that let you write the notes in the margins, but…those pens are gone today. I got here hoping to finish my doodle of the glasses-wearing nerd from the first book - the book where all the notes and stuff start - and the pens weren’t here. I tried using one of my own, but it doesn’t write on the pages. The ink just won’t come out.

Eight shelves worth of volumes, of little notes and excited whispers. ______ was here. I’m so glad that you did that. Who’s your favorite pilot? Man, you need to shape up and do better. Eight shelves worth of reports from Monday. Eight shelves of titanic triumphs and crushing defeats. Eight shelves of people doing their best because they are good people.

There are other shelves with pens, but none of those pens write in these books. I don’t think they ever will again, if I’m honest. I’ve made a lot of friends sitting at this shelf, reading these volumes. I’ve left them notes, I’ve made notes for them. I may even have spilled my own drink once or twice on the pages, I really can’t speak to that.

But now the pens are gone, and the whole shelf feels a little dimmer, somehow. The shine’s gone out of it, and the last of the other folks have packed up and left. I don’t want to go - the ending was so quiet and unsatisfying, there are so many loose threads to pull and unravel into new stories, they didn’t live happily ever after - but I know better than to linger. Management may have ignored us before, but the message is clear now: stop messing with this.

Maybe I’ll find another shelf to lose myself in for a while. Maybe I’ll come back to this one and tuck more notebook paper into already-filled volumes. Maybe I’ll meet new people here, thumbing through the volumes and delighting in the notes other people have left behind. That’s using your attributes! Go get your snark on, girl. So Dick can go down and up on a woman at the same time? Rocket boots away!

I don’t think I’ll ever regret the time I spent at this shelf. But the final volume is closed, and the only pens that write on these pages are gone. It’s time to step out into the world for a minute, even if only to remind myself why the archives are much preferable. It’s time to move on to other shelves in other sections, to find more places with their little stores of pens and pencils that let you write in the volumes there.

And, hopefully, I’ll find my friends at the new shelves along with me, and we can start writing in the new volumes together.

And we all lived happily ever after.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=191#p191 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:43:35 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=191#p191
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A gust of wind and a searing pain in his chest. The taste of iron on his lips. The desperate choking as the need for air eclipsed pain. Dizzying darkness at the edge of his vision. A last, convulsive movement as time slowed to a crawl. A look of mild surprise on his killer’s face.

Richard Ramsbottom’s eyes flew open, but the memories chased him into the waking world. He wheezed, choking on blood that wasn’t in his mouth. He gasped for breaths that came easily, and the darkness that played at the edge of his vision wasn’t sleep returning. He couldn’t breathe, couldn’t taste anything beyond the blood in his mouth, he was dying-

“Dick?”

The sleep-muddled voice of Jane Blonde was distant in the roaring of his ears, but he focused on it even as he felt her hand trace the curve of his back.

“Dick, it’s all right. You’re fine, it’s March 1964, you’re here. With me. Not back there. You’re fine, you’re fine, it’s fine, shhhhhh, it’s fine, you can breathe…”

Her voice was soft and just a bit hoarse, and combined with her hand on his back it helped ground Dick in the present. They weren’t on Baron Bad’s island base, he wasn’t choking to death as his chest caved in. He was in their shared bed in the small house they’d acquired overlooking the warm, Mediterranean sea. The salt breeze blew in through the open window to give some relief to the otherwise oppressive Italian night, and he could breathe.

He could breathe.

He could feel his heart slowing as Jane kept up the mantra they’d developed over the months since the incident. That whirlwind day on Bad’s island seemed so fantastic and unlikely that it had felt like a dream even while he was being debriefed about it by Jane’s superiors, yet even the littlest thing could send Dick back there like he’d never left. A hiss of steam that sounded like the hiss of a snake, the wrong turn of phrase that put him in mind of Number Two’s villainous cadence - even a particularly strong breeze had been enough a few times, the breath of air moving past his face so much like the movement of the man who’d- who’d-

Dick shook his head violently to rid himself of the thought before standing up. Jane watched him go, the worry in her eyes tempered just a bit by the warmth of her regard. In the fine Italian climate neither one of them tended to bother wearing pajamas to bed, and while the too-real nightmare still left him cold at his core he could feel the heat of her gaze warming him up slightly as he began his preferred stretching routine. He had found that, while the memories tended to linger and catch at him at the worst moments, the exercises and stretches he’d learned at a young age and practiced for years could ground him back into his body in a way not even Jane could manage.

Plus it helped ease Jane’s worries when he put on a bit of a show.

Dick took a deep breath in and let it out slowly as he began rolling his neck. While some people liked to loosen their joints from floor to ceiling, he had always preferred a top-down approach. Neck and jaw first, working out the stiff tension brought on by the onslaught of bad memories. Shoulders next, a slow rolling motion that brought an interested hum from the bed behind him; Jane loved it when he used his not inconsiderable physique to give her back rubs - she claimed they were the best part about loving him.

Dick felt a faint smile touch his lips but didn’t stop, moving on to elbows next, then wrists and the more delicate joints in the hand. While not strictly speaking part of most contortion routines his teachers had been adamant that every joint got loosened before starting anything, and Dick had never seen a reason to stop doing it.

Besides, Jane certainly enjoyed the benefits of his hyper-flexible fingers.

Huffing out a breath that might have been a laugh if the memories weren’t still lurking at the edge of his vision, Dick twisted left and right as he felt the muscles anchored to his spine ease. For all Jane was watching him with silent interest, there was a pall over the room that put paid to any thoughts of something more interesting happening than just watching. They’d tried putting the bad memories behind them by seeking refuge in each other exactly once, back shortly after Dick had cut a deal with Jane’s superiors to stay out of jail as long as he gave them all the intelligence he had on several persons of interest and to stay under Jane’s supervision; just a little pressure on his chest had brought the memories back with such a vengeance that Dick had been left seizing while Jane held on to him and cried.

They hadn’t tried that again.

Some nights were easier than others, of course, and Dick knew now a thousand and one ways to make Jane scream - just as much as she knew every spot that would drive him crazy when she kissed it just so. There was a reason they’d chosen a somewhat remote little bungalow on the Italian coast as their habitation, and it wasn’t just the fact that there was a British Intelligence contingent operating out of the Italian naval yard not ten miles up the road.

Still, tonight was not an easy one and Dick sighed as he swung one leg up into a two-handed grip that let him stretch the full range of his hip. He didn’t know exactly what caused the memories to resurface the way they did; he’d never felt anything like it. They never faded or went away, and every time they came back he was always right there, standing in Baron Bad’s laboratory while a man moving faster than humanly possible punched him hard enough to cave in his rib cage. It was always raw, bloody, airless, and visceral in a way that none of his other memories were. He’d had unpleasant things happen to him before, of course - you didn’t spend years in the employ of men like Baron Bad and come out without at least a few things you wished you could forget - but none of them came back like feeling his heart stutter and stop in his chest.

Dick quashed that train of thought as he finished loosening the joints in his other leg. Fully warmed up, he took a deep breath and released it slowly as he bent over backwards into the first pose of his preferred contortion routine. Both hands and feet firmly on the floor, he pushed his hips up and felt the first twang of a good stretch deep in his abdomen. With his upside-down view of the bed, he could see Jane, silvered by the moonlight dappling in through the lazily wafting curtains. Her normally golden blonde hair shimmered almost white in the distant light, the perfect curves and dips of her face highlighted where the moonlight fell on them, and the darker pink of her perfect cupid’s-bow lips was an almost grey-blue in the strange way things became different at night. Her hair was mussed from sleeping, the normally precise and pinned hairdo let loose to fall around her face in a way he loved more than her daytime efforts; her carefully-done makeup and hair were an armor and a weapon all in one, another tool for her job, but this? This was something she shared with him alone and he loved her even more for it.

With a sigh he released the tension in his hips and stood back up straight slowly, controlling the motion with his abdomen like his teachers had shown him how to do. Contortion wasn’t easy, and taking momentum-based shortcuts was a great way to pull or even tear muscles not braced for a sudden change in position. Both feet firmly on the ground, he paused for a moment to take a deep breath before reaching for the next pose. Bringing one leg slowly up behind him, he leaned forward even as he reached back to grasp his foot with both hands, drawing an appreciate hum from Jane - the pose was one of her favorites that didn’t involve contact with her. The first time she’d seen him do it, she’d spent the next two weeks trying to convince him to model it for a painter she knew.

Nude.

He wasn’t opposed to the idea, especially since Jane seemed quite keen on it, but the memory episodes were too frequent and uncertain; the last thing he wanted to do was have one in the middle of holding a pose, especially a pose that required so much balance. Jane had reluctantly acquiesced to his concerns, but had finished the conversation by extracting a promise that when things got better - not if, when; Jane was very firm about that - he would do it and of course he’d agreed.

The rest of his routine went without incident, each form progressing naturally to the next and driving the aching, breathless memories further and further back away from the waking world. Jane remained quiet throughout, humming occasionally when he did something she particularly enjoyed. By the time he’d finished, a thin sheen of sweat covered his skin and when he went to go wipe it off, Jane stood to join him.

The tiny bathroom hardly had room for two to move around, but Jane solved the space issue by the simple expedient of grabbing the washcloth from him and beginning to wipe him down herself. Dick was content to let her; his muscles ached pleasantly and if her hands lingered in spots then he wasn’t going to deny her that. Additionally, this way he didn’t have to worry about accidentally elbowing her in the face - he wasn’t that much taller than her, but the bathroom really didn’t have much space in it.

She worked quietly for several long moments before speaking, keeping her attention on her hands and his body.

“They’re not getting better, are they.”

It wasn’t really a question, but Dick felt compelled to answer anyway.

“No.”

She was quiet again for a moment, hands never stopping.

“You know, your people - the Americans - they’ve started talking about something similar. The soldiers in Vietnam, possibly, with more than just shell shock.”

Dick blinked down at her, the peaceful night air taking the sting out of her looking into what was going on in his head. Besides, Jane had almost as much of a stake in this fight as he did; he couldn’t blame her for looking for solutions, especially given her contacts. Still, the idea that what had happened on that island being comparable to the terrors of the Vietnam War seemed almost absurd - he didn’t even have any lingering aches or pains. Whatever the Baron had done had been enough to erase all the physical evidence of what had happened.

Sometimes, on bad nights when Jane was out on a mission, he wished it had left a scar. He wished for some physical proof of what had happened, something tangible to ground the hideous choking of the memories in so he could work around them easier. He’d scared the hell out of Jane when she’d arrived home late from a mission one night to find him holding a knife in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other. She’d taken the knife away and blacked his eye for him; the next morning she’d made him promise that he’d never act on those impulses. Not two days after that she’d hired a distinctly handsome young man to tend to the garden whenever she went on a mission, one who had a tendency to take his shirt off to work in the hot Italian sun.

The invitation was clear, but Dick hadn’t taken her up on it yet. They’d had a frank discussion of her work and their boundaries when he’d been released by British Intelligence, but he simply wasn’t in the mood while she was gone. The young man in question had already agreed to help him surprise Jane for her birthday, though, and Dick was certainly looking forward to that.

“I don’t think that really applies,” he said mildly. “I never went to war, after all.”

Now Jane did look him in the eye.

“You got hurt, Dick. Really, really badly. I don’t think it matters much where it happened.”

Dick reached down and gently pulled Jane up into a hug, pressing her chest into his like a promise.

“I’m fine,” he said, and she gave him a Look.

“I will be fine,” he amended, shifting his grip so they could speak more easily. “I’m fit as a fiddle, and once I kick the stupid nightmare habit we’ll be partners for real.”

She huffed and pinched him.

“It is not a stupid nightmare habit - it’s not like you want to have them. But,” she looked up at him with a mix of forced cheer and determined optimism shining in her eyes brighter than any moonlight, “we will work through it. Together.”

He smiled. He liked the sound of that.

“Together,” he agreed.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=192#p192 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:53:37 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=41&p=192#p192
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Reliables fics :: Author Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=193#p193
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“Again,” Paul requested politely.

Their teammate and current test subject, a three-foot-tall humanoid named Princess Hedgehog, huffed a little but obliged them. As neither of the pair had been deemed necessary for the current mission by their team leader - the cyborg John Stone - Paul had taken the opportunity to request the Princess allow them to run some tests on her magic. Ever enamored of being the center of someone’s attention, the Princess had agreed.

Paul found their magic fascinating. They were not unfamiliar with other kinds of magic; while the gladiatorial arena was hardly a good place to conduct thorough scientific experiments, they had managed over the years to develop some rudimentary testing protocols that had given them fascinating insights into the other competitors’ various flavors of magic. Then, after being sent to the colony of Hope, they had managed to refine their process further and quantified all kinds of new and interesting magics. They were all fascinating, and while some of them were trickier to study then others, they’d managed to find at least one instrument or process for each.

The study of magic was not one they’d had any interest in before their unfortunate removal from their home plane, but it was one they found endlessly interesting now. Most of the ones they’d studied so far had been beautiful in their own ways, the higher-order energies a challenge to observe and yet infinitely satisfying in the insights they derived from them. It was, therefore, almost vexing that Princess Hedgehog’s magic continued to defy their attempts to study it.

“You know, back on my planet I was one of the best magic users we had. Most of us could cast a spell or two, of course, but only a few of my siblings could cast more spells than I could. They were closer to the throne, of course, so it was more important that they know more spells, but really when it came to average magical power most of us could at least fly - pretty important when you’re only three feet tall you know.”

The smaller being had been monologuing the entire time Paul had been running their tests, but this particular thread of conversation piqued a certain amount of interest. “Are you saying proximity to the throne increased magical potential on your world?” They asked as they reset the instruments in front of them for another run. The results of the last three tests had been largely negligible - while the Princess’ internal nervous systems did spike in activity a little when they cast, it wasn’t any more than was caused by non-magical hand motions - but they wanted a statistically significant sample size before they pursued another avenue of research.

The much smaller Princess blinked up at the much larger Paul as they settled to the ground from where they’d been hovering. “Well, not exactly. It’s more like, the closer you were to the throne the more time you had to study and the more opportunities you had to bring stronger magic into your line.” They paused. “Except, of course, if you actually got the throne or were appointed to do something for the throne because then you were crazy busy and never had time for anything except business.”

Paul nodded. “That makes sense,” they said agreeably as they reset their instruments. Other species, they’d found, liked the redundancy of both a verbal and physical response to whatever had been said. Their own people had tended more towards an economy of communication, but some of their studies in Hope had led them to amend their mannerisms; it was not, after all, that much more effort and it garnered more cooperation from their contemporaries.

Their current lab partner flashed a brilliant smile at them. “Of course it does. Makes me glad I wasn’t too terribly close to the throne. Of course, if I had ended up assuming the throne, I would have been the best ruler our kingdom had ever seen. The most magnanimous, the most beloved, the most attractive - well, you see what I mean.”

Paul nodded again. “You do have a number of striking aesthetic qualities,” they replied truthfully.

While they’d figured out early on that most organics they’d met could not perceive the full range that their eyes could manage or sense the subtle electromagnetic fields that made up their species’ main avenue of communication both verbal and emotive, that didn’t stop them from emitting on that spectrum. The organics they’d met and studied had had limited electromagnetic fields in their own rights. Most of it was contained under the skin, and could be obscured or diffused by varying amount of fur or other coverings, and traced predictable paths with small enough variances in both frequency and intensity.

Not so Princess Hedgehog; to their eyes, the smaller being lit up like a firework. Brilliant shifts of both frequency and intensity made an ever-shifting halo around and through her form, and every single change in mood was reflected in that brilliant display. It was, without doubt or reservation, the most aesthetically pleasing thing Paul had had the privilege of seeing for a very long time, and made their current round of experiments all the more enjoyable. They had yet to determine which patterns went with which emotions or other actions, but the thought of finding out was entirely satisfying.

Princess Hedgehog beamed at them as they tapped the queuing sequence into the instruments, but they forestalled any response by looking up and nodding politely. “Whenever you’re ready,” they said, and the Princess nodded back agreeably.

A quick gesture had the Princess floating off the ground once more, and Paul checked their instruments. All of them showed continuing anomalous spikes in gravitational fields in the lab, and Paul paused in surprise for the briefest moments before making some adjustments. “Hmmm,” they said as they did so, and Princess floated to look over their shoulder.

“What? What is it? Did you find something?” The Princess’ rapid-fire questions were likely more a symbol of her boredom than true interest, but Paul had never been one to dismiss even the idlest of curiousity.

“The gravitational forces in the lab appear to be exhibiting behaviours inconsistent with their previously recorded baselines that I accounted for before we started our current course of experiments. Since we were slated to remain stationary until the rest of the team returned from their mission, I did not enhance the stabilization protocols on my instruments to account for external changes in gravitational constraints.” Princess’ attention visibly waned as Paul spoke, their hands moving methodically across the interface they’d set up as they engaged motion protocols and the instruments ceased registering anything particularly unusual.

The little goblin sighed and flitted back over to the testing area. “You’re lucky you’re cute, I don’t spend this much magic for just anyone,” they told Paul in a tone the much taller humanoid had learned to identify as at least partially joking.

Paul elected to take the comment at face value. “My thanks for your patience. Your magic is an intriguing as it is inscrutable, and from what you’ve told me so far your culture sounds absolutely fascinating.”

None of their tests so far had given them any relevant details on how the magic worked. They’d been working for several hours, and they were no closer to quantifying what her magic was than when they’d started. Oh, they’d managed to eliminate a large number of things her magic wasn’t of course; their entire set of baseline magic tests had proven it wasn’t anything they’d encountered previously, or even anything remotely similar to anything they’d encountered previously. It wasn’t some erroneously named manipulation of natural forces, and it wasn’t the intervention of extradimensional beings. The mystery of it was engaging their entire attention in a way few things had since their liberation from the arenas, and the methodical work of the testing they’d done so far was almost soothing in its own way.

The fact that the Princess’ was highly gregarious and very willing to talk at length about their absolutely fascinating culture was an un-looked-for - but highly welcome - bonus.

The large ears on both sides of the Princess’ head perked up, their electromagnetic fields flaring to an even greater brightness than usual. “Oh, well, did I ever tell you about the time that no less than fifteen princes got ejected from the line of succession?”

Paul shook their head as they reset their scanners again, and proceeded to listen to the long and involved tale that ensued as they ran test after test, and the hours slipped away pleasantly until the team returned.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=193#p193 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:15:05 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=193#p193
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Reese watched with interest as the second-tallest person on the ship walked around him slowly and carefully with what they had described as a hand-held elecromagnetic imager.

Reese wasn’t quite certain how he’d gone from sitting in his robot form in his comfortable, well-supplied room in the Metaverse Taskforce headquarters to driving down a poorly-maintained road in a whole different metaverse in his stagecoach mode. On the other hand, he still wasn’t certain how he’d come to be in the first place either so perhaps that was more of the same stuff; it probably wasn’t that important. What had been important were the people who’d come running up to him that had felt like more of his people. Well, kind of like his people. They weren’t as much his people as his boy was, but they were much more so than anyone else he’d encountered in that metaverse. So he’d given them a lift, and they’d given him beer.

Moving through that metaverse had certainly been an experience; for once, it had been okay that he was a stagecoach. He’d actually seen other stagecoaches on the road there! Though none of them were quite as large as he was, or quite as fast. He also wasn’t certain why they’d needed real horses but he hadn’t gotten the chance to ask at the time and it seemed silly to now that they’d gone and left that place behind entirely.

He hadn’t quite been introduced to everyone when they’d come to that metaverse to pick him up (for reasons he was still unclear on, he couldn’t just stay). Four of them had been rather busy with the four who had been his people but weren’t any more - he still wasn’t 100% on their names yet. John Stone he’d already been familiar with, though the man hadn’t seemed particularly pleased to see him; Reese couldn’t imagine why, the man was the most his of all the people on board and Reese had carried him across the country and under the sea multiple times. The other person not involved in greeting the four humans who had and then hadn’t been his had introduced themselves as Paul.

Reese wasn’t quite sure what to make of Paul; on the one hand, the person hadn’t given him any shit for being a stagecoach, which put them several ranks above pretty much anyone else he’d met for the first time. On the other hand, they had refused to give him any booze or booze-adjacent beverages and even Patric had managed that courtesy a few times. Paul seemed more interested in what made Reese tick, which was uncomfortable given the amount of time Director Hamilton had spent preventing other people back at home from trying to determine that very same thing.

Still, at least Paul was polite about it and their methods were much less invasive than “pull all his screws out,” which Reese appreciated. Plus their lab was one of the few places onboard the ship with high enough ceilings that Reese could rest comfortably in his stagecoach form and not have to worry about John Stone yelling at him for damaging the ventilation with his luggage rack. It had only happened once, but when John Stone yelled it was a memorable experience and one that Reese was definitely not interested in being on the receiving end of again in the near future.

“Fascinating.”

Reese was pulled abruptly back to the present from his fond memories of the one time John Stone and Patric had gotten into a yelling match within his hearing. Patric was mean, but he was also stubborn and contrary and all of that added up to being one of the few people who wouldn’t automatically do something just because John Stone was yelling at them. Not unless Patric had independently decided that the thing was important to do, anyway. His boy had told him of a few other fights the two had had, but they’d only done it once where Reese could witness.

“What’s fascinating? I mean, I know I am but I think you’re being more specific.”

Reese was curious. He’d never figured out really where he’d come from or why he was alive; his memories started at a lonely gas station in the middle of Nowhere, North Carolina, and before that there was nothing. He had no idea why he could turn into a human-shape or a submarine-shape, or why some people where his to him, or why he could really do with a drink right now. Though, if Paul had something alcoholic, maybe -

“My scans show only those parts present as correspond to the provided diagrams of ‘stagecoaches’ that I found in the Reliance’s database,” Paul began, interrupting Reese’s inevitable train of thought. “And there’s no obvious mechanism for consciousness or indeed self-propulsion. Yet you manifestly do just that.”

Reese rocked on his wheels, the best approximation to a nod he could do in his stagecoach mode. “And turn into a person and a submarine,” he added helpfully, and Paul paused.

“A person and a…submarine?” They responded carefully, large hands still on controls of the imager.

Reese rocked again. “Yep. Makes drinkin’ much easier, and we had to get into an underwater base so I became a submarine, too.” He paused. “Not sure how that happened. I’m pretty sure I couldn’t turn into a submarine before then, but I could when they needed me to.”

Paul nodded thoughtfully, placing the imager on a nearby desk before fiddling with something that had large lenses. “Very interesting. Do you maintain your mass through your changes? Can you turn into anything else? Would you be willing to demonstrate one or both of your other forms here in the laboratory?”

They didn’t stop moving as they spoke, and Reese watched mesmerized as they calmly and unhurriedly adjusted instruments, changed settings, and re-positioned instruments all around him in a wide circle. It wasn’t until they paused and looked in his direction did he remember they’d asked him a question.

“Oh! Yeah, sure. I mean, I definitely change size when I change shape - I’m big enough to carry a crew when I’m a submarine, but only nine people as a stagecoach. Plus I get way taller when I stand up.”

Reese looked up at the ceiling and shifted on his axles a little.

“I’m too big to stand up in here, but maybe if I-”

Paul didn’t pressure him, instead choosing an instrument from one of the array set neatly on a nearby lab table and training it on him. Reese gauged the height of the room one more time - ten feet, maybe? - before taking a metaphorical breath and heaving himself over sideways.

Transforming into his robot form was a kind of relief - he had tension in servos he didn’t know he had and stretching them felt profoundly good - but doing it while basically lying down was supremely awkward. His wheel assembly scraped along the floor with a noise that set his wires on edge as it shifted to make room for his head and arms. He had to yank his leg-servos out the rest of the way as the mechanisms - designed to have the aid of gravity - stopped two-thirds of the way through. The wagon tongue detached with a CLANG as his head hit it at a weird angle, and he hissed out a word he’d heard Patric use the last time his supplier had been late.

The end result had him lying on his side on the floor, and he took a moment to contemplate Paul from the new angle. Seeing things in his stagecoach form wasn’t always clear; the angles got odd sometimes, and if he looked the right way he got a weird fish-eye effect that he was pretty sure none of his people had to deal with. Paul was taller than he’d given him credit for, and built sturdier. The rocky face was set in an expression of polite neutrality, and the hands looked less than a third as dexterous as he knew them to be. It was odd; Paul felt like one of his people, even if it was sort of a weak feeling, but none of his people had even looked like that before.

Still, Reese wasn’t really in a position to throw stones about looking weird, and while he did miss his beer terribly there was something refreshing to being out and about again. Director Hamilton never willingly let him leave the facility anymore, and it could get kinda boring day in and day out.

Paul tapped a few buttons on their chosen instrument and looked down at him.

“Fascinating.”

Reese grinned up at them.

He could work with that.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=194#p194 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:15:33 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=194#p194
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Reliables fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=195#p195
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Paul had made a miscalculation.

Again.

It wasn’t that they were unaware of the body around them; the complex electrochemical processes that the body used to function were fascinating, even from this angle. It was, after all, one thing to know intellectually that human-type organic sentients operated by the transmission of electrical impulses along pathways of specialized cells via electrically-active chemicals, and quite another to experience it. Paul had spent a large portion of the first day in this metaverse content to simply watch as their avatar Gabe conducted his business - from the fear that the bully Chet inspired to the happiness of being with friends, all of it transmitted unique chemicals to the brain where they activated different portions depending on their makeup and quantity.

Then, too, had been the interactions between Gabe and his progenitors. They had asked him about his day, and the accessing of memories had meant even more chemicals. Paul was beginning to really grasp why his organic team members sometimes had trouble recalling things when they were low on chemicals of any kind, and they’d spent a portion of the night that their avatar was sleeping designing and refining formulas for various chemical mixes that their teammates could use in place of meals when they were in a hurry. Though the meal itself was quite pleasant; the foods were all ones that sparked an increase of pleasurable hormones in Gabe’s brain, which in turn lead to an increase in his creativity and energy levels and a good hour spent surreptitiously assembling another invention to be placed in his satchel.

Paul remained unconvinced that mastication was really a necessary first step in the process, however; it was remarkably inefficient energy use when chemicals could be obtained pre-ground and ready for ingestion.

No, Paul was extremely aware that they were not in their own body, it was simply that they’d pushed their analyses of the constant chemical processes to the back of their mind and forgotten that they themselves were not physically present in a laboratory setting. The constant inputs, the chemical inputs and outputs, the presence of their teammates in the other avatars - it had, quite honestly, slipped Paul’s mind that they were in the body of a pre-adolescent humanoid.

One with blood currently dripping down his knuckles.

“Dude! What?!”

“Gabe! Why!”

Their avatar’s friends and fellow pre-adolescent avatars were aghast, and Paul couldn’t blame them even as they inspected their avatar’s knuckles. The impact with the wall had bust a fair number of sub-dermal blood vessels as well as damaged the superficial dermal layer. A flex of the hand was enough to know that none of the bones had slipped out of joint and the tendons were working fine so they’d at least avoided doing permanent damage. It still radiated chemical pain signals, but not nearly so many as the damages from earlier had and were therefore easy to ignore.

That had been their other miscalculation. While statistically it had been unlikely they’d get all of the hostile adults with one set of gas bombs, Paul had thought they’d have more time to react. Chemical impulses were inefficient means of delivering information, after all, and the space between one heartbeat and the next was an eternity if you could perceive things quickly enough. Still, Paul had not accounted for the chemical impulses of Gabe’s body freezing upon being presented with the danger of a loaded gun pointed in their direction, and the shot had torn through Gabe’s chosen shirt and coat - and skin - without being much impeded at all.

The amount of chemical pain signals had been almost overwhelming, and a number of other alarming chemical shifts had also taken place almost immediately. A slowing of the heart rate, a 70% increase in respiration per second, and a constriction of blood vessels beyond a certain distance away from the heart; Paul had observed shock in others, but had never really experienced it firsthand. It was unpleasant, but then so was bleeding to death. They had at least retained enough presence of mind to ensure the older humans would find it difficult to follow the group, at least, and that had been sufficient.

Still, the other avatars were waiting for their response now.

“I got confused. Um.” Paul hesitated to outright state that they had forgotten they were not in their usual body. While they and Gabe maintained a cordial sort of communication as each of them waxed and waned in control of Gabe’s body, it seemed like the other avatars did not really remember their pilots when their pilots were not in partial control. It bore speculation, and possibly future experimentation, to see whether or not the full knowledge of Paul’s existence and mission could be passed along to their avatar and maintained even when Paul was relegated to the back of their shared conscious.

“It’s an id- we gotta figure out how to do it first. Not now. We’re not even there yet!” Judging by the cadence and vocal intonations, Larry Walker was somewhere between upset and annoyed. While he was unlikely to be aware of Paul’s full mistake, it still fell to them to take responsibility for their actions.

They just had to figure out the best way to do that in a fashion that would not upset Larry Walker further.

“I. I, uh, I messed up.” Acknowledgement of the error was step one. Step two was somewhat more difficult, as there were no immediately available remedies to the problem Paul had caused. The hand would heal with time, and was not worth wasting more of Princess Hedgehog’s magic on when they would likely need it more later.

“I have some bandages-” Larry Walker began, but was cut off by Glynn Ordoham - who, upon looking closer, was definitely sharing control with Princess Hedgehog. Interesting. Paul had to wonder how they maintained the balance; the two beings shared a penchant for chaos and going off on tangents, but Paul remained uncertain if that was the source of their balance, or the spite of it.

“Give me that. Monster bandaids,” they explained seriously as they placed on carefully on Gabe’s hand and Paul blinked. That did stop some of the chemical pain signals.

“Thanks.”

Of the many things Paul found interesting about sharing a body with a humanoid organism, pain wasn’t one them. They would have to be more careful in the future.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=195#p195 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:15:56 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=195#p195
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Vector hummed under his breath as he worked feverishly on connecting the mail coils of the salvaged gun to the internal controlling systems of the Reliance.

“Vector Raynes, fights woe and strife! Vector Raynes, he’ll save your life!” he sang quietly, the old tune echoing in his mind. He hadn’t been certain about the cartoon, when he’d first heard the pitch. All his adventures up until that point had been filmed live-action, and done astronomically well in sales. Animation, though, was a very different kettle of space whales - though they’d promised that they’d be able to use his voice samples to make sure he sounded right. He’d eventually ended up okaying it, and it had taken off like all his other works had. The kids loved The Space Adventures of Vector Raynes, and that had eventually ended up spawning an entire merchandising line that had put his face on every kid’s lunchbox in the Spinwise Drift.

Very lucrative, and the theme song was catchy as hell.

“Vector Raynes with his fine guns! Bring them up, two, one. Boom! Boom!” he continued under his breath as the spanner finally caught and the coil twisted tight. He’d always been good with his hands - all his partners would be more than willing to testify to that, though the majority of them were permanently unavailable for comment - but back home he’d left most of the mechanisms to Johnny Two Layer. He’d picked Johnny up not long after he’d gotten out of the army - well, more accurately he’d picked Johnny’s ship up and Johnny had come along for the ride. Johnny had been a good sport about the whole thing, remarking more than once that working for one man was just the same as working for another, as long as he kept his ship with him.

He hadn’t been so complimentary the first few times they’d to detonate the ship to keep pursuers off their tail, or had it blown out from under them by a lucky shot, but had eventually decided that as long as certain parts - critical components he’d yanked from the first ship before it had blown - were the same, then it was the same ship. Johnny’s ship had ended up with a dozen and more different “looks” over the years, but it was always Johnny’s ship and he’d taken good care of her until the day Vector himself had been taken away somewhere else.

Vector’s hands faltered for a moment as he wondered if Johnny had stayed with his ship until the very end, but then he shook his head. That kind of thinking about things that had already happened and couldn’t be changed helped no-one. He’d be the first to recount tales of his heroic deeds to anyone who’d listen - especially movie producers - but that kind of memory didn’t sell tickets. It wasn’t glorious, or heroic, and it hurt more to think about than it helped, so he simply shoved the memory away. Johnny Two Layer would always be with his ship in Vector’s stories, and that was that.

Plus he had new teammates now. Rhonda was a decent person, whatever reservations Vector himself had about what was actually between her ears. Paul and Princess Hedgehog were useful, and not too grating, and Jonomox would do better once he’d found his footing. Once the team was his, the character dynamics would even out nicely for Vector Raynes and the Reliables.

The only thing that stood in the way of that successful venture was current team leader, John Stone. Vector had to shake his head as he repositioned his tool; John Stone was competent, it was true, but he’d never met a more cheerless, mission-driven bastard - and he’d known his old first mate Sergio back in his lawman days. Stone was a good operative, but he was far from ready for the silver screen and aside from his history with the Council, Vector wasn’t quite sure why they’d chosen Stone for this team’s leader. Still, all he had to do was prove exactly how much better suited he was for the role - and step one was getting the Reliance armed and ready for whatever was coming next.

Vector resumed his humming as he fine-tuned the tension in the coils. The design of the alien gun was, well, alien to him, but in the end a gun was a gun. Whether you used a projectile weapon, a regulated stream of energy, a compressed squirt of some kind of liquid, or emitted some kind of plasma or gas, a gun was a gun was a gun - and Vector knew them all. His preferred guns were on his hips even now, not that he ever let Calamity and Hickock out of his sight if he could help it, but he’d used innumerable guns over the years. The one that had left the biggest impression was the station-mounted magnetic acceleration cannon he’d once used to remove a rogue asteroid from existence - the memory of that kind of power with his thumb on the trigger had kept him warm many a lonely night - but this one he’d salvaged was possibly the strangest.

For one thing, he’d had to jerry-rig a control mechanism. The thing hadn’t had one when he’d gotten his hands on it, almost as if its makers had trusted it to know when to fire itself. Which, given what he’d seen of the weird not-robots, wasn’t that far outside the realm of possibility when he thought about it. Still, he’d scavenged one from a system that he was about 86% certain was a redundant back-up system that controlled the shower pressures in the cabins and made it work. Fine aiming would probably have to be done on manual, but as long as he was at the controls that wouldn’t be a problem.

Another weird thing had been the energy distribution system. The thing had come horribly unbalanced, which he would have suspected as being part and parcel with their salvaging of it except that there hadn’t been a place for the coils to go elsewhere. All the other systems he’d seen had had the coils spread out some to make for more efficient heat dissipation and maintenance cycles, but this one had simply folded back in on itself nearly endlessly. It had taken him hours to comb through each circuit and pace it out, but he had it now and the diagnostics confirmed that it appeared to be working - when the diagnostic computers were on anyway, they seemed to be having trouble with power.

Still it was here, it was controllable and now - Vector grunted as he turned the spanner one last time and the coils sparked for a moment with life - it was integrated with the power grid on the ship. If those robot-energy-whatevers showed up again, Vector would primed and ready to show them what he could really do.

The lights went out.

“Son of a bitch.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=196#p196 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:17:24 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=196#p196
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“Vector Raynes! It’s Vector Raynes!”

Vector smiled widely and nodded at the innumerable small children all screaming his name. When he’d first floated the idea to his publicist to make the premiere of his latest feature film - Vector Raynes vs Spider Robots from the Hellverge! - a matinee, and invite a large number of underprivileged youth, the man had been somewhat resistant to the idea. Underprivileged children were not the ones who spent money to see films, after all. Still, with the latest adventure having resulted in heavy damage to a lot of public buildings - Vector Raynes Saves Earthbase Colony II, coming to theaters next March - he’d eventually been swayed by the argument that they needed some good press to offset that debacle.

Not that Vector would have ever accepted another outcome, of course, but the publicist was the sort of man who needed to think things were his idea before he went along with them. It was annoying, but the man was the best at his job and Vector was willing to tolerate a lot for competence - especially when he didn’t have to live the other man in the confines of the ship.

Sergio had declined to come, of course, as had Johnny Two Layer - though the latter had been a lot more reluctant about the decision. The Golden Fleece had suffered almost as much damage as the buildings had during the last mission, and Johnny was always loath to leave the old girl busted up for long when he had the money and parts on hand to fix her. Most of the rest of the crew had sided with Sergio; their last adventure had been exhausting, and none of the others particularly wanted to deal with uncountable numbers of extremely loud and adoring fans.

As it stood, Vector was flanked on one side by the enormous four-armed presence of Sir Edmund “Hotpot” Lagrosse and on the other by the much more subtle one of Mobius, The Blind Man, and the children seemed delighted for the most part. There were a few clutching memorabilia of other members of his crew and looking disappointed, but they were quickly supplanted by more enthusiastic fans.

A path had been laid out for them through the throng with red carpeting, velvet ropes keeping the worst of the crowd at bay. Most of the shorter children were held back by larger, older children who were wise enough to know what the ropes meant, and the few that escaped their handlers were scooped up by someone else with reasonable speed. Many of them sported official Vector Raynes brand merchandise, Vector’s own face flashing and winking at him from hundreds if not thousands of different directions - though there were a smattering of kids wearing merch with his teammates. Sergio was surprisingly the second most popular, but there were gaggles and pockets of fans wearing the others’ merch as well.

Hotpot seemed quite take with a small gaggle of screaming 8-year-olds, all of them wearing shirts with his name blazoned across the shoulders and little fake extra arms hanging down, and veered away from Vector and Mobius as the kids went absolutely wild. Hotpot wasn’t a quiet being, sounding like a cross between a bullfrog and a bullhorn at the best of times, but the cloud of shrieking children that coalesced around him faster than buzzards on drek-meat was more than enough to drown him out. Mobius flashed an 8-bit laughing face on his helm, and Vector had to join him in enjoying the hilarity of the sight of Hotpot trying to keep kids from climbing him like a jungle gym. Hotpot looked like he was trying desperately to get the kids to quiet down, but they all seemed to take it as a cue to scream louder than ever.

“Vector Raynes! Vector Raynes! Over here!”

A particularly piercing shriek had Vector wincing a little as he turned to see what the commotion was. A small boy, probably no more than 9, was hanging off the ropes that hung beside the red carpet and looking adorably determined. Vector could see a woman - probably a relative, given the resigned-yet-fond look on her face - hanging on to the back of the kid’s coat and probably the sole reason he hadn’t actually come running up to Vector like he so clearly wanted. Vector felt a subtle shove on his shoulder in the kid’s direction, but when he looked around Mobius was doing his extremely-innocent-I-wasn’t-even-there posture and entertaining another part of the crowd by flashing fight scenes on his visor.

Vector shrugged internally and headed over to the kid, who stopped trying to drag himself over the rope and instead started jumping up and down in excitement.

“Mom! Mom! It’s Vector Raynes!

Vector grinned down at the kid, charmed in spite of himself at the enthusiasm.

“Well well well, what do we have here?” he asked, unsurprised when the kid took his somewhat rhetorical question at face value.

“Vector Raynes! Hello Mr. Raynes, my name is Sam, and I’m your biggest fan!”

The kid puffed out his chest as much as any nine-year-old kid could, and Vector’s own face winked charmingly back from under the tagline for the Vector Raynes cartoon. Vector Raynes Fights Woe And Strife! The t-shirt proudly proclaimed, and Vector could feel a warm glow in his chest. He loved adventure, loved finding out secrets and mysteries and fighting bad guys with his crew at his back, but it was nice to be reminded every now and again that there was more to it than the desires of one man and his crew. The things he did had real, tangible benefits for society - most of the time - and it wasn’t just the editors making him look good on film (and other mediums).

“I can certainly see that,” he replied kindly, and the kid nodded so vigorously Vector wasn’t sure his head wouldn’t fall off.

“Yeah! All my t-shirts are Vector Raynes t-shirts, an’ I have all the trading cards, an’ I have all your hologames, an’ I have the sweet hologram lunchbox!” he enthused, and Vector threw his head back to laugh.

“Well! I’m glad your parents approve of me enough to get all that for you.” He spoke mostly to the kid, but spared a quick questioning look at Sam’s mother - who still had her hand clenched in the back of Sam’s light Vector Raynes branded coat. She looked tired, but returned his glance with a nod and a shy smile - and a quick flash of a Vector Raynes charm bracelet - and he felt his own grow. It was nice to see a family sticking together in an enthusiasm.

“Mr. Raynes, would you sign my baseball bat? It’d be real swell if you did, all the other kids back home would be so jealous!” Sam didn’t wait to finish speaking before pawing at the bag at his feet and disinterring a Vector Raynes Junior Slugger from its depths. Vector Raynes hadn’t actually had the chance to look over the new line of sports merchandise yet - samples had been sent to the ship, and Johnny had okayed their quality, but they’d been pulled into a mission involving illegal animal smuggling across planetary bounds and Vector simply hadn’t had the time since to check. They’d gone into production very recently, and the one in the kid’s hands looked to be one of the first thousand in the run.

Silently he held his hands out, and the kid deposited the baseball bat into them with a shriek of delight. Vector weighed the bat in his hands as he looked along its length. The Vector Raynes logo was burned crisply into the wood of the widest end, lines running from it and along the grain to grip. Each line was interrupted in smooth sequence by the name of one of Vector’s teammates, and his own name was embroidered on the smooth, comfortable wrapping on the grip. He took a few experimental swings with it and found Johnny had been right; the thing - while much too short for him - was beautifully balanced for a smaller frame and was a high quality of craftsmanship.

He grinned down at Sam, who had stars in his eyes at the sight of Vector Raynes swinging his bat. Reaching into a pocket, he pulled out the one thing he never went to one of these events without - a bold permanent marker. He’d learned early on that when people requested his signature they liked it best when it was easily visible, and that almost nobody had the best writing utensil for it when they asked him. Making sure to mark between the lines, he signed his name with a bold flourish along the grain and held the bat back out to the kid - who now looked to be on the verge of hyperventilating. The kid’s mother seemed to sense how close Sam was to passing out, because she switched her grip from the back of his coat to around the kid’s shoulders and flashed Vector a brilliant smile before nodding at him.

“Very generous of you, Mr. Raynes. What do we say, Sam?”

Sam looked up from where he’d been staring at the bat with honest-to-goodness tears in his eyes, and Vector felt a little thrill of alarm shoot through him.

“Th-thank you, Mr. Raynes,” the kid managed to stutter out before bursting into tears.

Sam’s mother scooped him up with the ease of long practice before nodding to Vector an melting away in the crowd. Vector shrugged; he hadn’t meant to make the kid cry, but apparently most of his dreams coming true all at once had been overwhelming. More kids stepped up to fill the gap Sam had left, and Vector spent the next several minutes autographing everything from posters to t-shirts to a baby blanket held out to him by a desperately hopeful-looking man in his early twenties, whose kid was sound asleep on his shoulder.

He didn’t know how long it had been before he felt an authoritative tap on his shoulder, and he turned to find Mobius flashing a digital time display at him from his helmet, with a slightly disheveled Hotpot looming up behind him. Less than twenty minutes to the premiere, and they still needed to get inside. Vector nodded to his teammates before turning to the crowd.

“Alright folks! Let’s get moving inside! It’s almost time for the worlds premiere of Vector Raynes vs Spider Robots from the Hellverge!” His voice, trained to shout over explosions and blasterfire, carried easily over the hubbub of the crowd and people began shuffling obediently away. Satisfied, Vector gestured for his team to follow him as he began making his way down the red carpet.

As he walked, the details of the world around him got fuzzier; Hotpot walked companionably along beside him one moment, then it was Sergio trooping quietly down the red carpet. The bright flashes of light from the paparazzi drones faded into one large mass of brightness, and his legs seemed to get heavier with each step. There was something, he just had to- it was the premiere was starting, he was sitting in the theater. Leaned back and reclining in his chair, his teammates around - funny, the crowd was still talking-

Vector’s eyes flew open to a cold, blank ceiling, the hubbub of his many fans replaced in an instant by the hum of machines and the somewhat snarky voice of Jonomox.

“Welcome back to the land of the waking, Vector, glad you could join us. Now let’s get the hell out of here before they come looking and find you gone.”
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Doctor Archibald Creed looked on with barely-contained impatience as two brawny soldiers sweated and grunted their way through transferring a very heavy crate from the cart they’d pushed it in on to the examination table Dr. Creed had prepared.

It wasn’t often that Creed got the chance to be the first to examine a newly-found piece of Martian technology, but die Kommandeure had been very impressed with his work on integrating Martian energy-weapon technology into the latest round of gun upgrades. So impressed, in fact, that Creed had been granted his choice of the next three shipments of technology found on Mars with the promise that if his research bore additional useful fruit, he would get his choice indefinitely.

Creed didn’t really care whether or not die Kommandeure were impressed with his findings, but he had chosen his first research subject carefully when word had come that a new cache had been discovered on Mars. The specimen in question was encased in a roughly rectangular chunk of rock; the excavators had identified it by the smooth half-dome of metal protruding from one side and had deemed it unwise to try and remove more stone in the precarious conditions of the Martian mines. What had piqued Creed’s interest in it was the tag that it had come from the same mine that the energy projectors he had worked on previously had come from. The work on the energy projectors had been revelatory, but a single data point did not a theory make and he wanted to test his theories again before bringing them to his fellow scientists.

The files on the xenotech cache had been thorough, if extremely preliminary. Once it was determined that a section of rock did indeed contain the technology the Reich so desperately wanted, mining operations in that spur would cease as scanning teams were sent in to document the find and determine the best way to extract it. Pictures would be taken of any exposed machinery, and small charges would be used and recorded to form an incomplete picture of what lay inside the wall. The survey team would them mark the specific places for the miners to dig out and around, and the workers would be brought back into the spur to do the actual labor of removal.

What had caught Creed’s attention for this particular item was the exposed surface; while it wasn’t an unusual material for Martian technology, other items that had been found with active energy sources had had similar rounded covers over the energetic portions. While the survey team hadn’t reported any of the usual symptoms of finding a Martian energy source, that did not necessarily rule it out. None of the other artifacts in the shipment had been recorded as having even the slightest possibility of energy cores, and so Creed had made the most logical decision possible with the data available to him.

With one final - and, in Creed’s opinion, completely unnecessary - grunt, the two soldiers placed their burden on the brightly-lit metal surface and stepped back, mopping their faces. Dismissing them with a wave to their more usual positions on either side of the door, Creed surged forward to reveal his prize. His quick hands made short work of the crate that hid the large, irregularly shaped object even as his assistant began methodically laying out the tools he would use to excavate the Martian relics concealed inside the stone. And plaster, he noted as the sides of the crate fell away to reveal an expanse of white broken only by the neat lettering of the time, date, and location of the artifact’s discovery. While Creed could appreciate the caution that extended to the additional protective measures, it was just one more thing he would need to remove before his studies could begin in earnest.

Without looking, he held his dominant hand towards the assistant. “Rotary,” he requested almost absently, his whole attention focused on the plaster-covered monolith before him. While the saw would remove the plaster just fine, it would do little to nothing against the rock underneath - and would almost certainly destroy the rotary blade in the process. He would have to cut very precisely to avoid the rock and exposed Martian tech; fortunately, the files had included sufficient pictures to give him a good idea of what lay where beneath the smooth plaster surface. He simply needed the right tool for the job.

As soon as the rotary cutter was in his hand Creed began cutting along the lines he’d identified in his preliminary inspections, eager to get to the more important objects lurking beneath it. White dust filled the air as the hand-held saw chewed busily through the plaster, the high whining that accompanied it grating but within acceptable aural limits given what it heralded. Four cuts yielded a large section of plaster that Creed carefully lifted and discarded, only vaguely aware of his assistant taking the large, irregularly-shaped white chunk and removing it from the lab entirely. Creed’s eyes were glued on the sight before him.

Rising approximately four centimeters out of the dull grey stone was a hemisphere of what appeared to be some form of brass; if it was anything like the rest of the Martian tech recovered, that appearance would be only the most superficial resemblance. Martian technology had, so far, been made exclusively of a proprietary alloy of common Earth metals and mined asteroid metals that gave it the same approximate color of brass and both a durability and a melting point much in the excess of common steel. A fact which Creed was well-prepared to take advantage of.

“Laser stylet,” he ordered, setting aside the rotary and holding out his hand for the next tool.

His assistant wasted no time in handing him the long, tapered wand of the Martian-based laser cutter. Too unwieldy to use in the field, the laser cutter had been reverse-engineered by a Dr. Hans von Kemseke several years ago. The original prototype had proven sufficient to melt through several inches of solid steel, and even cut into relatively thin portions of Martian plating. Creed had made his own adjustments to the model stored in his lab, including an extensible connection to the large canister of xenon gas that the tool required for use, and it boasted several times the accuracy and radial control of even the most cutting-edge model currently in manufacture.

Adjusting the dial at the top of the wand, Creed bent slightly to get a better look at the rock surrounding the xenotech. While he had set the stylet to a precise, if low-power, range - and it was consequently unlikely to damage the technology encased below the rock’s outer layers - it would be better if there was an absolute minimum of interaction between laser and Martian technology. While there had never been a previously recorded case of the lasers provoking any kind of reaction from - or, more importantly, doing any damage to - this kind of xenotech, that was no guarantee of future events.

Narrowing his eyes, Creed flicked the switch at the top of the wand and a thin blue line lanced out from the tip to the surface of the rock some 12.1 centimeters from the exposed portion of technology. While the initial ultrasounds of the object, taken in the mine, had revealed only another 8 centimeters of denser matter in this direction, it was a better idea to leave a margin for error and work closer with a less potentially damaging tool. The laser struck the surface of the rock with a tone only just within the range of hearing; Creed set his jaw and drew the laser down smoothly in the first of several cuts.

While the noises the laser produced were only just on the edge of his tolerance, it was the best tool for the job and within a few minutes Creed had managed to remove most of the rocky detritus that had been surrounding the Martian tech. Shutting the laser off with a sub-vocalised sigh of relief, he carefully set it to one side. It was unlikely but not impossible that he would require it again, and his driving need to get his hands on the xenotech as soon as possible suggested that it was better to have the stylet on hand and ready than to wait for his assistant to set it up.

While much of the laboratory was now covered in a fine layer of rock dust, the irregular shape on the examination table was much reduced in size. As Creed had suspected, over 45% of the material in the container had simply been entrapping rock - though it wasn’t hard to see how the techs on the ground had been mistaken about the object’s size. Cursory examination was enough to reveal a layer of dark, mineral-rich rock in the excised debris near the object; while lacking in the smooth lines of the xenotech, it would have reflected enough of the ultrasonics to confuse the sensors. It had meant that Creed was able to remove a much greater amount of material than he had first anticipated with the stylet, and the resultant lump of rock and technology was approximately 20 centimeters wide and almost 40 long, with a more regular shape beginning to emerge from under the stone.

With a pick, chisel, and brush alternately held and handed to him by his assistant, Creed set about removing the rest of the stone from the technology. While it had taken less than half an hour for the rough shape of the xenotech to become clear, it took more than three to remove the stone encasing it in its entirety. A series of regular protrusions approximately .16 centimeters wide by 5 centimeters tall marched along both sides of the object up until the midway point, where it held almost a hinged shape - the outermost portion of which had formed the raised hemisphere above the rock’s surface. It appeared that perhaps the protrusions were meant to slot together in some fashion, pivoting on the hinge, but Creed refused to start formulating theories based entirely on visual inspection. More often than not, Martian technology proved to defy its first appearances rather than validate them.

Finally the last of the rock was gone, and Creed stepped back from the table for a moment to clean his most important tools; his hands. Long, with a wiry deftness to them that spoke of much practice and familiarity, Creed preferred to make preliminary examinations with the sensitive pads of his fingers whenever possible. More than once, he had discovered some small but crucial detail that was dismissed as sensor error by other scientists, and he was always certain to clean his hands thoroughly before examinations began to ensure a minimum of contamination by his own sweat and oils.

Reaching for the recorder resting near the washing station, Creed flipped it on before beginning to cleanse the rock dust and grit from his hands.

“Day one. Preliminary scans sent in the dossier from the survey team estimated a piece of xenotechnology approximately 75 centimeters in length and 26 centimeters across, however upon detailed excavation of the subject those projections proved to be false. Dark rock of a density in excess of 2900 kilograms per cubic meter and a hardness exceeding 7 was found in close proximity, and may hinder further search efforts in the region by disguising internal material signatures to most basic scanning equipment. Note to forward findings to the geological survey teams. Furthermore - ”

The sound of metal scraping on metal punctuated by a hysterical shriek interrupted him, and Creed spun to find out what the source of the noise was.

The sight that met his eyes was not one he would have predicted. His assistant had begun taking the precise measurements of every portion of the technology as was necessary for proper documentation - measurements Creed himself would have of course double-checked - and had apparently inadvertently activated a mechanical portion of the object. The center point that was the section that Creed had identified earlier as possibly some sort of hinge had apparently been exactly that, and whatever the assistant had pushed or brushed had brought the two halves up in an attempt close together and instead had driven the .16 centimeter protrusions deep into his assistant’s hand and arm.

Creed stepped forward swiftly, ignoring the screaming of the assistant and the shocked oaths from both the guards standing by the door. Grabbing the punctured hand he swiftly twisted it first one way, then the other, ignoring the pained squeals the motion elicited; while the blood made it difficult to judge things precisely, it seemed like whatever mechanism the assistant had inadvertently triggered was not one that would be easily disabled.

“What happened?” he demanded, words cutting crisply and calmly through the pained gibbering of the assistant.

One of the guards, face paler than his platinum-blonde hair, stepped forward and swallowed visibly. “Herr Doktor, I could not see clearly from my station - the assistant was turned away - it-”

Creed waved him away in irritation. Whatever his assistant had done, clearly there would be no getting a coherent explanation while the Martian technology was buried in the offending hand. Additionally, while it did not on cursory glance appear to have taken any damage from being exposed to the chemical cocktail that was human blood, he didn’t like to think of the contamination his experiments would suffer at this lapse. And he was loathe the damage the mechanism simply for some half-trained idiot who clearly should not have been allowed into a laboratory setting without further instruction.

His eyes fell on one of the tools on the table, and instantly, the solution was simple. It was a work of a moment to pull the stylet wand off the table and flick it on. A wordless shout echoed from the closest guard, but Creed had already drawn a precise line across the assistant’s arm approximately 2 centimeters above the embedded Martian technology. There was sizzling sound and the somewhat unpleasant smell of burning flesh and uniform, and the Martian technology fell back onto the examination table with a heavy thunk.

“Gott in Himmel!”

Which of the guards actually shouted and which of them rushed forward to catch the assistant slowly crumpling towards the floor, Creed couldn’t tell; his attention was wholly fixed on the technology now safely back on his examination station. The flow of blood had largely stopped, now that the arm was disconnected from its source, but removing the .16 centimeter protrusions from the soft tissues remained something of a problem.

“Herr Doktor! Was machen wir!?”

Creed didn’t spare glance from the important work before him.

“Take them to the either the prosthesis lab or the anatomists,” he replied disinterestedly. If the assistant lived, he had spaced his cut quite carefully and the prosthesis lab would likely be able to find a suitable replacement that needed field testing. If the shock proved to be too much to survive, then the anatomists could use the corpse for student dissection. Either way was an efficient use of an available resource and, more importantly, somewhere where Creed would not have to deal with the problem.

“Jawohl, Herr Doktor.”
He could hear scraping and shuffling behind him, but Creed didn’t bother to look. He had far more work ahead of him, extricating the delicate mechanism from its current fleshy prison. Which would, of course, be easier with another set of hands.

“Please inform Hauptmann Dietrich that I require another assistant,” he said, raising his voice to a precisely calculated degree.

Approximately 3.2 seconds of silence met his request.

“Ja…Jawohl, Herr Doktor.”

Creed nodded to himself, and set to work.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=198#p198 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:22:19 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=198#p198
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None of the desperados lounging around the fire even batted an eye when Beaumont Morningstar stepped into the firelight. It had been a long, hard day of riding, and all of them were streaked with mud and sweat. At least, most of it was sweat and if any of it wasn’t nobody was complaining about it.

Beaumont stepped around the fire to one particularly louche figure, pausing for the briefest of instants before settling down beside them. Bright eyes slid over to him for a long moment before turning back to the fire, and the figure shifted so their legs knocked into his.

“What took y'so long? If you got digestive problems again, reckon’ the doc’s probably got something that’d clean you out.”

Shane Masters’ voice was quiet but carried the lilt of amusement, and Beaumont snorted as he kicked them none-too-gently in the ankle.

“What Doc’s got’s as like to set me on fire as it is to cure any ails I do not have,” he responded with as much dignity as he could muster, and Masters rolled their eyes.

“Well, then, if you ain’t sick what took you so long? I was gettin’ lonesome.”

Masters winked and it was Beaumont’s turn to roll his eyes.

“A horse looked like it was about to come up lame. Figured we ain’t got time for a lame horse, so I took a couple minutes pickin’ th’ stone out.”

Masters raised an eyebrow.

“Never took you for a horse-lover, Beaumont. And that nag a’ yours was ridin’ fine earlier.”

Beaumont shifted uncomfortably and looked back to the fire.

“Never said it was my horse, did I? Anyways, it’s Morningstar.”

Masters snorted.

“Sure it is, Beaumont - to someone who don’t take as good care a you as I do, maybe.”

Masters winked again and Beaumont had to shift around to make room and get comfortable.

“The desert gets cold at night, sure. Anyways, what do you think about this next job? Always said robbing the coaches was a sucker’s bet, ‘specially them that run through the Mojave.”

Masters gestured vaguely with one hand.

“McCloud’s mad, maybe, but she ain’t exactly wrong about the haul. If one of Hellstrom’s blueprints is really on that coach, it’s worth a railcar of ghost rock to the right fellas.”

They gestured to a tall figure on the other side of the fire who appeared intensely interested in something the firelight didn’t quite illuminate.

“After the doc’s had a go with it, anyway. Though if he gets too riled up over it McCloud might just shoot his dick off. She was mighty mad the last time he ruined somethin’ important doing that.”

Beaumont snorted in agreement and didn’t move away as Masters shifted to sit shoulder to shoulder.

“Might even be enough to take it easy for a while,” they said, looking determinedly into the fire.

Beaumont hummed noncommittally. “Might be.”

Masters smiled softly, lips gleaming in the firelight between the softer reflections of beard and mustache.

“Might be best to split up the gang for a bit, 'til the law cools down.”

“Might be. Wouldn’t be the first time we’d had to.”

Masters sighed and leaned more heavily on Beaumont, who bore the weight without complaining.

“I ever tell you about a little farm I saw out Kansas way? Darn thing had a windmill, if you c'n believe it. Ain’t never seen a farm with a windmill afore.”

Beaumont cocked his head.

“Ain’t farms supposed to have windmills?”

Masters shrugged.

“I ain’t never seen just one farm to a windmill. Usually you find 'em in clusters. But this one was there all by its lonesome, just waving at the clouds going by.”

Silence reigned for a short while as the fire slowly died down to the embers it would remain through the night. As the light faded, Doc Vandall stowed whatever he’d been working on inside of his coat and settled down against his saddle; it didn’t take long before his buzz-saw snores rattled through the camp.

Beaumont sighed wearily, relaxing a bit into Masters as he did so.

“See Doc brought along some laudanum.”

Masters nodded, the motion rubbing their head against Beaumont’s shoulder.

“Seems so. Leastwise he ain’t brought that gravedigger juice, the snorin’s better than the farts. Like to kill small animals when he drinks the stuff, and he always sleeps upwind.”

Beaumont hummed in agreement and shifted to let Masters lay a little easier against him. It wasn’t long before Doc’s snores lulled them both into as deep a sleep as the desert ever brought.
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Shane Masters hissed through their teeth as they pulled their shirt up to inspect a long gash along their side. The wound was crusted with blood and caliche dust and surrounded by heavy bruising, and they winced as a poke drew fresh blood to ooze slowly down their side.

“Here now, none a’ that,”

Beaumont Morningstar heaved himself over the lip of rock and down into the narrow arroyo Shane had chosen to lick their wounds in. He dropped heavily down onto the sandy bottom and stomped over to the patch of shade they stood in, a frown firmly embedded in his face. He batted their hand away and framed the gash with his own, his thunderous expression at odds with the gentle motion he used to turn the wound more towards the light.

Shane shifted at the touch, leaning into Beaumont’s hands just a little.

“Aw c'mon Beaumont, ain’t nothin’ but a scratch.”

“I’ll be the judge a’ that,” Beaumont retorted, hands lingering on Shane’s hip for a long moment before diving into a pouch on his hip to pull out a canteen and some bandages.

Shane’s eyebrows crawled towards their hairline.

“Ain’t no thing, Beaumont. Doc’ll have me right as the mail afore you know it.”

“Doc’s busy with Hallyer. ‘Fraid you’ll just have to live with whatever I can do.”

Shane snorted, earning them a poke in one of the less-bruised portions of exposed flesh.

“Can’t imagine Hallyer’s too pleased with that. Doc’s had it in for him since that crack about his knowin’ not bein’ worth a damn.”

Beaumont gave them a dry look as he wetted a handkerchief he’d pulled from somewhere and began to clean the dirt away from the edges of the gash.

“Don’t rightly think he’s in a position to complain. The rattler caught him after I…after it let you go and if Talley wasn’t the luckiest son of a bitch with a rifle Hallyer’d be worm food. If anybody but Doc was workin’ on him, I’d be diggin’ a hole right now.”

Shane was quiet for a long moment before reaching out and thwacking Beaumont on the back of the head.

Beaumont dropped his handkerchief and staggered, grabbing onto Shane to keep from falling.

“Ow! The hell did you do that for!”

“The hell were you thinkin’, gettin’ that close to a rattler?”

Shane’s hiss was quiet, but real anger sparked in their eyes, and Beaumont pulled away as he straightened up.

“The hell was I thinkin’, the hell were you thinkin’! You like to run up into its mouth!”

“I’m Shane Masters and there ain’t a thing I can’t kill. Just had to-”

“Just had to get yourself ate, ’s what it looked like to me.”

The two of them glared at each other silently for a few moments before Shane looked away. Beaumont stayed still for a few moments longer before slowly reaching down to pick up the fallen handkerchief and tuck it back into his pocket.

“Reckon that’s as clean as it gets anyway. Hold still so’s I don’t put this on crooked-like.”

Beaumont stuck a piece of clean linen on the wound before beginning to unroll the wad of bandages.

“How’d this happen, anyways? Thought I shot the thing afore it got you to its teeth.”

Shane held still as he began to wrap the bandages around their middle, but rolled their eyes.

“Mah hero. Anyways, thing was draggin’ me right where I wanted to be 'cept it did it over a big rock.”

“Draggin’ you into its belly more like,” Beaumont muttered.

A measured silence lasted for a long moment, broken only by the wind whistling down the arroyo.

“Thanks.”

Beaumont’s hands stilled.

“For pullin’ my bacon out a the fire. You’re supposed to stay the hell back and let me get up close, not the other way around. Idiot.”

Beaumont didn’t look up as he began wrapping the bandages once more.

“Couldn’t stand by and let a partner die, is all.”

Shane smirked.

Just a partner?”

Beaumont still didn’t look up.

“Just a partner.”

Shane’s smile disappeared as Beaumont finished wrapping and tied the bandage off.

“You saying you woulda done that for Vandall? Hallyer? Talley? McCloud? You woulda run into the maw of a rattler just for a partner?

Beaumont’s silence spoke volumes. Shane shoved him away hard enough to dump him on his ass and knock his hat clean off.

“Thanks for the patch job, partner,” they spat, and turned to stalk down the arroyo in the vague direction of camp.

Beaumont stayed frozen for a long few moments before climbing to his feet and grabbing his hat. He looked down at the offending article for a long moment, seemingly uncaring of the fact that it was crumpling in his grip, before slamming it hard against his thigh with a puff of dust.

Damn it.”

He shoved his hat on his head and began slowly making his way back to camp, shoulders slumped.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=200#p200 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:24:37 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=200#p200
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Beaumont Morningstar looked up at the gallows in front of him, face set in a blank mask, and didn’t blink.

There was no crowd around the scaffold, though it was in the center of town and plenty of hangings were still treated like impromptu county fairs. People would bring their children, vendors would set up wheelbarrows of apples or carry trays of sweets and drinks. Some more industrious fellows might be selling their services to secure better views for a few pennies; others would be standing by with sharp knives, ready to tear down the scaffold and rope and sell the pieces for whatever people would pay for them. Some people might bet on how long the hanging would last, whether or not the hangman’d get it right or whether the head would come off if he got it wrong.

But not here. Not today. Not for him.

Instead, there was the Marshal, the sheriff, six deputies, and a preacher. The Marshal was sitting on a handsome bay horse, face shadowed by the sun, while the sheriff stood beside the preacher and twitched every time the deputies jerked at Beaumont’s arms. The preacher was thumbing through his bible, mumbling snatches of Revelations and sweating bullets though the sun had only just cleared the horizon. The deputies were silent, grips white-knuckled and every push hard enough to make Beaumont stagger.

Ther sheriff broke the silence, hand resting on the dully gleaming six-gun in his holster.

“Beaumont Morningstar, you are a lyin’, cheatin’, murderous whoreson, and you have been convicted for robbin’ and killin’ across every state and territory west of the Mississippi. Judge Dixon has ordered you to be hanged by the neck until dead, though personally I’d rather shootcha in the head and have done with it.”

The man used his free hand to clap the preacher on the shoulder, who responded by ducking even further down behind his bible as if trying to hide from everyone’s gaze.

“Father Todd here will give you your last rites, if you’d like to unburden your soul afore we hang you.”

Beaumont looked at Father Todd with blank eyes.

“No-”

Abruptly, Beaumont was sitting in a darkened saloon. The only light came from a single flickering lamp hanging over the green felt table, and the details beyond its light were lost in the gloom. A glass of amber liquid sat at his gun hand, the bottle exactly halfway along the table. It was quiet, in a way that saloons never were; no wood creaked in the wind, no voices murmured just beyond hearing, no half-tuned upright plonked out the same old tunes that played in every bar and saloon across the continent. The only sound was that of a deck being shuffled.

A rugged man in a clean and uncreased white shirt sat across the table from Beaumont. His hat was coal black, save for the silver pentagram on the band, and his teeth were as even as a row of military tombstones. Flat, sulfur-yellow eyes looked at him unblinkingly as the man continued to shuffle, a glass of amber liquid sitting at his elbow in a mirror of Beaumont’s.

“Well, Beau my boy, seems like this might be it. Care to play one more hand for old time’s sake?”

The man’s teeth flashed in an unsettling grin, and his eyes never wavered.

Neither did Beaumont’s.

“I think we both know that ain’t enough. Not this time.”

The other man’s grin widened.

“See, that’s why I like you Beaumont. You deal straight and take what you’re dealt. I’ve known some other fellas who think that if they just get a little extra somethin’, they’ll come out on top.”

He chuckled.

“Can’t say as any of ‘em do. Tryin’ to card sharp the devil? The house always wins. But of course, you knew that already Mister Morningstar.”

Beaumont simply looked ahead steadily, and didn’t respond.

The other man nodded anyway, and dealt five cards face-up on the table.

Two of clubs. Three of diamonds. Six of clubs. Seven of clubs. Jack of diamonds.

“Then again, seems like luck simply ain’t on your side. Seems like it hasn’t been since Arizona. The law catchin’ up to Beaumont Morningstar on account a’ he’s too drunk to aim his gun?”

The yellow eyed man shook his head, swept the cards back up into the deck, and began to shuffle them again.

“Bad business, Arizona. Job gone wrong, and a posse after you so quick, it’s like they almost knew what you was plannin’. How many of the gang died that day? Ten? Twelve?”

“Fifteen.”

The yellow-eyed man’s eyebrows rose.

“Fifteen! But you managed to slip away clean.”

He dealt five more cards face-up on the table.

Jack of diamonds. Ten of hearts. Queen of spades. King of clubs.

Ace of hearts.

Beaumont’s gaze snapped from the cards on the table to the grinning man sitting across from him. The ace of hearts lay on the table between them, with the face of a person grinning up at the ceiling instead of the usual center marking.

“They’re out of your reach.”

The other man spread his hands, grin firmly back in place.

“Oh, I don’t know that that’s true. In fact, a little birdie told me that they’re alive.”

Beaumont twitched involuntarily, and the other man’s grinned impossibly widened.

“Oh yes. They managed to make their own, special way out of the debacle in Arizona. But then, what should it matter to you? You were just partners after all.”

The grin had a malicious edge now, and the yellow eyes reflected the lamp light oddly.

“And of course, your road ends here Beaumont. A short drop with a sudden stop, and the end of Beaumont Morningstar. You won’t have to worry about someone with more guns than sense shooting down one of the finest fighters in the West before they can get close. Don’t have to worry about them drinking themselves to death in some nameless town . Don’t have to live with any regrets you might have about what happened between the two of you. Just you, the law, and a rope.”

The man with yellow eyes reached forward and began to sweep the spread back into the deck.

When his hand touched the ace, Beaumont’s hand flashed out faster than the eye could follow and caught his wrist in what would have been a bruising grip.

“Wait.”

The man paused, his hand still on the cards.

Beaumont looked him dead in his yellow, yellow eyes.

“I want to make a deal.”

“Well now, that’s what I like to hear.”

Beaumont let him go and the man straightened, sweeping the other four cards back into the deck but leaving the ace on the table.

“You know the price of course.”

“My soul.”

The man nodded and tapped the ace.

“I can give them to you on a silver platter, they’ll be begging for your presence-”

“They are not part of this deal or any others.”

Beaumont cut across the man’s offer with a voice colder than a midwinter moon. The man raised an eyebrow.

“Then what do you want?”

The outlaw swept his hand across the table, palming the ace and tucking it up his sleeve before holding up an arm that somehow managed to still have the ropes the deputies had bound him with on the wrist.

“I want out. After that I can take care of things my own damn self, but I can’t do it if they hang me.”

The man smirked.

“As if you’ve done such a grand job so far.”

Beaumont said nothing, and simply stared across the green felt table with his hand outstretched.

The Devil looked at Beaumont for a long second before dealing out five more cards.

Ace of spades. Ace of diamonds. Ace of clubs. Ace of hearts.

Joker.

The Devil grinned, and held out his hand.

“We have a deal, Beaumont Morningstar.”

Beaumont clasped the outstretched hand and shook it once, firmly.

The saloon and Devil disappeared, returning to the hot sun and high gallows between one blink and the next.

“-that won’t be necessary,” Beaumont finished to the preacher, the sun glinting ominously off an unfamiliar gun filling his hand where none had been before.

He raised the gun and fired once.

The town dissolved into fire, blood, and a pair of sulfur-yellow eyes.
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The wind whistled sharply around Beaumont as he checked that the last of four heavy ropes were tight across the pulleys in front of him.

Far below, far enough that the sparkling blue of their eyes was lost to the distance, Shane stood at the other end of the rope. It had taken nearly the whole previous week to get the tower scaffolds in place and sturdy enough that the wind wouldn’t blow them over. Neither one of them were particularly good about figurin’ out how to put it all together, but they’d promised Doc they’d build him his shack next and he’d agreed to show them how to read and follow the instructions that had come with the thing. He had declined to help actually execute the instructions, and was currently only-just-visible on the top of a nearby rise.

There was nobody else for miles, and the endless yellow grass bowed in waves before the breeze. The scaffold was the tallest thing around, and the wind rattled it as it rushed through. Beaumont gripped the support beam closest to him until the gust had passed, then cupped his hands and leaned over to yell down to Shane.

“All set! Start hauling!”

Any reply Shane might have made was blown away in another swirl of the ever-present breeze, but less than ten seconds later the rope went taught and the pulleys groaned. Slowly, ever so slowly at first but speeding up with every pull, the rope began to make its way through the set of heavy pulleys. Beaumont leaned over and looked down to watch the large head assembly start to slowly inch its way off the ground. It sped up a little before settling into a slow and easy pace, each tug of the rope bringing it about six inches. It wasn’t as heavy as the gearbox they’d hauled up first, but it was more awkward and the wind pushed it around far more.

There was nothing Beaumont could do from the top aid in the lifting; the job he’d been given was to make sure the ropes didn’t jump from the wooden wheels of the pulleys, and he didn’t give it too much of his attention. Instead, much of the time his gaze was focused downward towards the deceptively slight figure at the other end of the rope with a smile stretching the corners of his lips. Even from a distance, Shane was unmistakable. Their reddish-brown hair framed a face marred by sunburn and highlighted by two ice-blue eyes - though the eyes were difficult to make out at a height of nearly eighty feet.

Whatever he could or could not see, Beaumont kept his gaze locked on the form of Shane as the machinery moved closer and closer. It was only when the assembly was level with the platform he was sitting on that he reluctantly switched to looking at the spinner in front of him and set to work with the gaff Doc had put together out of some things Beaumont neither inquired about nor inspected very closely. He swung it out and tried to hook one of the many arms, and missed. He tried again, and missed again; a sharp whistle from below had him looking down to see Shane making a motion that was clear even from a distance.

Setting himself carefully, Beaumont tried again - this time, taking Shane’s advice. Sure enough, the gaff hooked what he was aiming at and he managed to pull the heavy wheel into place. Four bolts more akin to railroad spikes were dropped into four connecting slots, anchoring the head to the structure. One large rod went through the gearbox they’d put up earlier and pushed through til it fit with a clunk into the center of the head assembly, and Beaumont grunted as it went no further. One more bolt went into that at the front, to keep it from slipping out and then he released the ropes that held it in place.

The wood around him creaked and groaned as it took up the strain, but not dangerously so. He reached out and tied a rock with a note on it to the loose end of the rope and let it go, watching as the rope slid through the pulleys freely. Several minutes later, there was another whistle from below and he looked over to see Shane make a very explicit gesture. Beaumont grinned and gave a broad wave back, then settled in to watch as Shane took the rope and began tying it around the large bundle of blades that had been sitting at the base of the tower.

It didn’t take long, and soon the bundle began making its slow way up on the ropes. Even more than the head assembly, the wind grabbed at the bundle of blades and twisted them this way and that. Beaumont did the best he could to keep the ropes in front of him from tangling, but eventually his luck ran out and the blades stopped three-quarters of the way up the tower as the lowest pulley spun in the breeze.

“Goddammit.

Beaumont began maneuvering his way down from the platform he’d been sitting on; the lowest pulley was six feet beyond his reach. A shrill whistle echoed up from below but he did not turn away from his task. One particular slip nearly turned into a long fall, but he caught himself on a cross-brace and the whistling from below cut off abruptly. Regaining his feet, he held onto the brace and stretched out with the gaff. One swing, two, and the pulley spun back to the correct orientation. Unhooking the gaff was the work of a moment, and Beaumont headed back up to the platform with the gearbox.

Once he made it up, he looked down to see the ropes tied off and a small figure more than fifteen feet off the ground on the scaffolding. He waved, large and slow, at the figure, and they made a gesture back that was unmistakable. They climbed down, and made their way back over to where the rope had been tied off to the base of the tower.

The blades didn’t resume their ascent until more than a minute after he’d made it back up, but resume they did. Faster, this time, the rope ran through the pulleys in great heaving jerks instead of the more reasonable pace it had taken before. Beaumont frowned as dust and scraps flew off the rope where it passed through the pulleys, and reached out. Before he could do anything, however, the bundle of blades was level with the platform he was resting on. The rope creaked as he hauled the bundle towards himself with the gaff, but held; soon enough he had the bundle firmly on the platform.

Beaumont made quick work of the knots and let the rope fall. The first blade had a notch and two holes in one end, and he lined it up with the matching notch on the nearest arm of the spinner. Two screws to hold the blade in place, and he moved on to the next blade. The next five blades went on smoothly, and he turned his attention to the last piece. A short piece of wood with a triangular sail attached to it, it fit neatly into the back of the head assembly. Two pins held the sail in place, and a bolt held the tail solidly against the back of the head assembly.

Beaumont checked each connection point a second time, then reached over and pulled the two pins that had been holding the whole thing still against the wind. At first, nothing happened and he moved towards the blades with a frown. A gust of wind nearly pulled his hat off before he could reach out to check them, however, and with a groan the head slowly began to turn. The gearbox clanked, and the triangular sail whipped as the head turned to face the wind more fully.

Beaumont nodded to himself, pausing to look out over the rolling acres of yellow grass. Whatever he saw, he nodded again and turned to begin making his way down the structure. It took him several minutes, and he ended up dropping the last ten feet to land somewhat heavily on the ground.

He hadn’t even finished dusting himself off before Shane came storming over, covered in sweat and blue eyes blazing out from over red-splashed cheeks.

“Beaumont Morningstar, don’t you dare do that again. The devil might own your soul but like hell he’s gonna get it until I’m good and done with it, d’you hear? Why I oughta-”

“I do.”

Shane blinked at Beaumont’s interruption, but he steamrollered on before they could begin yelling again.

“Shane Masters, I have been an outlaw, a fool, a drunk, a gambler, and most importantly a coward for nearly all my life. I was too afraid a’ what might happen to reach out for the things that could have made my life better. I’m still a drunk and a gambler, but I saw what I was missin’ at the end of a rope and I don’t intend to let fear keep me from what I want any longer.”

He paused to take a breath, but Shane remained quiet, blue eyes wide and mouth half-open.

“So I came, and I found you again, and I made you a promise.”

He reached out and with the barest hesitation, took Shane’s hands in his own, rubbing his gun-callused thumb across the scars and many-times-healed knuckles.

“Shane Masters, I promised you that we’d finally get a damn windmill, and here we are. All I’m askin’ is that you stay. For as long as this windmill is tall, you stay.”

Shane looked at Beaumont, then up at the windmill, then down at their joined hands.

“You damn fool.

Their voice wobbled with emotion.

“Do you really have to ask?”

Before Beaumont could answer, they pulled him in for a kiss. He closed his eyes and wrapped his arms around the slight figure that was strong enough to support them both. The air around them was still for this one timeless moment.

The windmill slowed in the slack air, before the mechanism groaned again. Slowly, ponderously, the wheel turned and faced the new wind as it settled into a strong, unwavering course. The blades turned, faster and faster until they, too, settled into a new pace.

Around the two small figures, and through the enormous windmill, the wind blew a steady course from yesterday towards tomorrow.
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I don’t know why I’m doing this. It’s a terrible idea, really; Management would never allow any of this. In fact, if They find out I’m probably getting fired and that’ll really be the end of me.

But.

Well.

If I don’t do anything, then it all goes pear-shaped anyway. Damned if I do, damned if I don’t sort of situation.

The worst part is, it’s easy. So, so easy to just walk into the Archives. Well, easy for someone who works here; I’m in and out all the time to file my reports. As far as the guards are concerned, I’m just here to put one more piece of history in its proper place. I’m not, of course; I’m here to steal some from its proper place.

Well, not steal. Not really. There are all sorts of edicts and safeguards around the records themselves, you can’t remove the actual reports from the premises. At least, there are a lot of strictures and rules saying not to and I’m pretty sure there are things attached to the actual record to make sure they don’t go anywhere. And I mean, I can sort of see why; my personal theory is is that while history can be changed, the records take longer to update so you can fix mistakes in the time it takes. If you change a record in the Archive, that’s a direct change to the timeline - basically, it would always have been that way, because that’s what the records show. I would shudder to think of what some unscrupulous person could do with access to the Archive, if I could shudder.

Of course, I could be wrong. My job is to write things down, not to speculate about the function of the Metaverse. In fact, critical thinking - especially editorializing - is discouraged by Management. You get a history stream, you write it down, you file the report in the Archive. Still, I have to think that what I’m doing now kinda supersedes that, so - in for a penny, in for a pound. Might as well get my critical thinking out of the way while I’m robbing the Archive.

I wince and make my way through the stacks. Okay, not robbing, exactly. Like I said, you can’t take the actual reports out of the Archive itself. And, to be frank, the people I’m planning on giving this to? I wouldn’t trust them with a real Report anyway. I borrowed - with intent to return! - two handy little devices from a metaverse where hopefully they won’t be missed before I can get them back. One to make a hard copy of what I hope are relevant reports, and one to make a searchable digital copy. I’m hoping that copies won’t set off the same alerts that reports do.

The stacks are - not empty, never empty, no matter what the hour - but less populated than peak times. There’s never not someone going through and filing their latest report in the proper area; the stacks are infinitely tall, of course, but the spot you need is usually right at eye-height for convenience’s sake. It’s not like the public is wandering through and, Management forbid, reading things. The only people here are the other Chroniclers and some people who might be Archivists? Might be guards? Might not be people? I’ve never seen them up close and I am damn sure I never want to.

Fortunately, the stacks with Monday’s reports are empty. Not that I really expected them to be any different; the other Chroniclers try and stay away from this area. Monday was…Monday was her own person - or became so, at least - and nobody’s really sure what happened to her. It’s not like there’s a water cooler to gather up and gossip around, but people will talk to each other no matter what. Personally, I’ve heard that she fell in love, or that she started writing editorials, or that she stepped through whatever it is that separates Chroniclers from the things they’re Chronicling, or a dozen other ludicrous things. There’s only a few things everybody agrees on; she broke the Rules, and nobody’s seen her since.

Not knowing is almost worse than knowing. If it was just dying, well, I wouldn’t be okay with that because I kind of enjoyed living but if I don’t get these files then everyone dies anyway. If I take these files to the people who could use them, and then immediately have to start legging it away from Rhodes? Well, at least I could plan an escape route or something.

But I don’t know what happened to Monday.

Nobody does.

At least the little devices are easy to use. I’m not one of the Chroniclers who prefers a high-tech iteration of their Chronicling tools, but I’m also not one of those who prefers to see their tools as a wooden stick and cuneiform-ready clay tablet. Using things that actually came from Reality is the hardest part of this - physically anyway. The Archives aren’t really on the same plane of existence, and the small devices are not resonating at the right frequency - or something like that - to really work well here. Still, they work long enough that I can get copies of the relevant reports and that’s all that matters.

Of course, using non-approved devices in the Archive draws attention. I have no idea how much time it actually took, but given that I had just exactly enough time to get all the copies I needed, I’m guessing that Something approves of what I’m doing. Fortunately, re-filing a Report is just as simple as putting it back on the shelf or I’d really have been in trouble. As it stands, I don’t think I’ll be going back to those shelves for a long time - if ever.

Getting out of the Archive is just as easy as getting in to the Archive. After all, we have to go to our designated parts of history to write the reports. Employees walk in and out of the Archive all the time. I don’t know if it’s my imagination about the eyes following me as I leave with what I came for, though. It’s not like I know everything about the building or the security systems.

Still, I made it this far and only broke like, half a dozen rules. Now I just have to figure out a way to get the reports to the people working on this problem, and break one of the Rules by giving it to them.

Yeah.

No problem.



Just what the hell happened to Monday?
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Vector Raynes looked up in mild surprise when Paul walked into the Reliance’s galley.

It was late at night in the Reliance’s time-cycle - a little shorter than what Vector was used to, but nothing he couldn’t handle - and nearly everyone who could sleep was asleep. Princess Hedgehog had retreated to their nook, which they had filled with soft mosses and strange fungi, and Jonomox had disappeared off to whichever room he had claimed for himself. Vector was pretty sure it wasn’t the same room he himself had claimed, but with Jonomox it was hard to be certain. Rhonda’s door and room were always immediately obvious; she kept both immaculate and the reflection off said door was hell on the mornings Vector woke even mildly hung over.

Vector had spent several sleepless hours in his own room before retreating to the safety of the galley. His room aboard the Reliance wasn’t anything like the room he’d had aboard the Golden Fleece, and yet in the depths of the night-cycle his thoughts had turned to his old shipmates. What Jonny would have thought of whatever the hell was going on in the engine room, what Sergio would have made of the crew schedules, the image of Mobius manning the comms station on the bridge, the thought of what Sasrael would have had to say about the jerry-rigged weapons systems.

It had been - much. Too much to let him get to sleep, though he would tear his own arm off before he let himself forget his crew. However many of them had survived the raid that had taken Vector to ARENA had died when that metaverse fell to pieces; now, only he remained to remember them and lift a glass in their honor.

Still, there was remembering - grieving - and there was wallowing, and that Vector refused to do. Every person who’d been a part of his crew had known when they signed on that they might not come back, that every mission could be their last, and they had accepted that risk gladly to stand beside him. To live now to anything less than the fullest extent he had with them would do them a disservice.

But such resolves were not always easy, and tonight hadn’t been good. So Vector had found himself alone in the tiny galley with a mug of hot chocolate cradled between his hands, fragrant steam rising into the slightly chilly air, at an hour when the ship was quiet and most of the people on board were asleep. They weren’t a crew - his crew - yet; they’d seen some action together, true, but the camaraderie was lacking and Vector felt its absence keenly. Whatever qualifications John Stone had, they didn’t include making a bunch of people into a crew. Vector could see it now, how the six of them could be one of the greatest crews the Metaverse had ever seen - how they could come together and form bonds tighter than family, more than blood.

Bonds that Vector missed like he had a hole in his soul.

Vector took a slurp of his chocolate and watched as Paul walked purposefully over to one of the tightly-latched cabinets and began inspecting the contents. The taller humanoid had been a bit of a mystery to him. While they were affable enough and perfectly willing to talk at length about the scientific underpinnings of nearly any subject matter, he still couldn’t quite figure them out. They claimed that a wish for scientific advancement was what drove them to join the team, but beyond that Vector couldn’t cudgel his tired mind into bringing up anything particularly interesting or personal about them.

Vector stood, set his mug down, and took the two steps required to put him right beside the larger humanoid.

“Evening, Paul. What brings you to the galley?”

Paul paused in their slow perusal of the contents of the cabinet - one of the ones reserved for baking, from what Vector could see. Rhonda had a tendency to stress-bake and while what she made was somewhat hit or miss when it came to flavors, whatever she did end up making was usually at least filling if not tasty and nobody had objected when she’d made the cabinet her own.

And Vector wouldn’t speak to what would happen if she found Paul had been raiding it.

“I require additional sodium aluminum phosphate to provide a catalyst for my most recent experiment. Reese has been good enough to provide me with samples of both his wood finish and the leather parts of his interior, and I wish to run some tests.”

Vector blinked, then looked into the cabinet. He pointed to a small glass jar.

“Is that it?”

Paul reached out and turned it so they could see the label.

“No.”

“Hmm.”

Vector looked closer at the interior of the cabinet.

“Is that it?”

This time, he pointed to a small metal canister. Paul reached out and turned the label towards themselves.

“No.”

Vector looked at them with a raised eyebrow.

“And you’re sure it’s in here?”

Paul tilted their head.

“My research indicates it is a common element in human-type cuisine. I had thought my odds of finding it in this cabinet outweighed the possibilities of the other cabinets.”

They paused, then shut the cabinet.

“Clearly I was mistaken.”

Vector clapped them on the mid-back and immediately regretted the gesture. While Paul could move around with perfect - if ponderous - fluidity, they were still made of rock-type materials and Vector was pretty sure he’d broken a knuckle with that back slap.

Turning, he took two steps back to the kitchen table - blinking the automatic tears out of his eyes while he did so. The warmth of the mug was soothing to his abused fingers, and he took a sip before turning his attention back to Paul - who was now rooting around in a different cabinet.

The fact that he knew so little about the taller being bothered him. He didn’t know if Paul had any family, whether or not they were the last of their metaverse or just didn’t have a place to go back to, what exactly Paul wanted out of their little voyage. The lack of information made him edgy, and he knew from experience how easily that edginess could turn into fear and distrust. If he wanted these people to become his new crew, he had to make a start of it himself.

“So, Paul,” Vector said, trying for a casual tone and possibly succeeding. “What are you? Where are you from?”

Paul paused in their perusal of the cabinets and turned to look at Vector with smoky-blue quartz eyes.

“I am a Sodian, from a metaverse which no longer exists. I could still give you the numerical designation it used to occupy, though that data is not very useful at this point in time.”

Paul’s voice was steady and polite, like they hadn’t just told Vector that they were the last of their species.

Vector saluted them with his mug.

“Cheers, I’ll drink to that. Haven’t got a metaverse to go back to either.”

Paul simply watched him steadily as he took a too-big gulp, chocolate filling in the corners of his mustache. They waited politely for him to finish before asking a question of their own.

“Why do you ask?”

Vector gestured at the Reliance around them with his mug.

“Because I’ve seen what we could be - this team could be a real crew, ready to face down the whole world. We just have to establish connections first, and that means reaching out. So,” he waved to himself, encompassing everything from the shine of his head to the softness of his boots “ask away if you have any questions.”

Paul slowly cocked their head, what Vector took to be a pensive look shadowing their face.

“Have you worked with nonhuman species before? How did your metaverse handle spaceflight? Did anyone in your metaverse use magic? Were there any elements that-”

Vector held up a hand in a slightly desperate attempt to staunch the slow and inexorable avalanche of questions.

“Woah woah woah. This works both ways - it helps us get to know one another better so we can work together better. While I know my way around a relentless interview, I think we might have a better time playing tit for tat.”

Paul didn’t really have any eyebrows in the traditional sense, but Vector could hear them raising it in their voice.

“Tit…for…tat?”

Vector nodded.

“I ask a question and you answer, then you ask me a question and I answer. Deal?”

Paul considered for a long moment before nodding.

“Deal.”

Vector nodded again and settled back in his chair.

“To answer one of your questions - yes, yes I did. Sir Edmund Lagrosse; everyone called him "Hotpot” but that was his full name. He had four arms and could make a mean stir-fry while also wielding a pump action shotgun. Came in handy more than you’d think.“

Paul nodded, and paused.

"I believe it is now your turn to ask a question,” they said, and Vector leaned back.

“Ah. Thinking a little slowly this evening.”

He was quiet for a moment.

“Well, let’s ask something basic. Do you have siblings?”

Paul paused again, longer this time. Vector held on to his slowly cooling mug, and waited.

“Technically, all Sodians are siblings. Each Sodian grows from the crust of our planet until such a time as we choose to break off and become our own beings. However, in the most literal sense i.e. the sharing of genetics or other species-specific material that can be passed from generation to generation, no I did not have any siblings.”

Vector choked mid-sip, hot liquid burning his sinuses as he snorted it inelegantly into his nose.

“Wait wait wait,” he sputtered, wiping his face on his sleeve. “Are you telling me that your species just grows out of a planet? That you all are basically planetary pimples?”

Paul cocked their head in the other direction, taking a long moment to think while Vector wiped up the worst of his spill.

“That is not an inaccurate way to describe it, though it is a far more nuanced process. Additionally, young Sodians have a deal of sharp points and rough edges when they first break away from the planet’s crust while pimples - from what information I’ve gathered - tend to be much smoother.”

Vector could only nod dumbly and continue to scrub at the chocolate rapidly setting in to stain his sleeping shirt. Paul seemed to contemplate the scene for a few moments before turning back to their search of the cabinets.

“Now, I believe that it is my turn to inquire about you. What, exactly, can you tell me about the means by which you and your crew traveled across space. Did you use a hydrodynonymous system or…”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=204#p204 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:37:27 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=204#p204
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“Rhonda, are you sure we should start with sparring?”

“Yeah, totally! It’s how I learned.”

“I dunno, shouldn’t we start with like, forms and stuff? Maybe even some training dummies?”

“No, it’ll be totally fine I promise. Just come at me, and we’ll see where we go from there. I’ll even let you get the first punch!”

“If you’re sure…”

“I am totally sure. C'mon, let’s do this!”

*smack*

*thud*

*CRUNCH*


“Ow!”

“Oh no! Are you alright?”

“I dink you broke my dose.”

“What do your toes - oh! Nose! Oh I’m so, so sorry! I got a little over enthusiastic, it’s just been a while since anyone’s agreed to spar with me.”

“Yeah. Did Pierce hab a medical kid?”

“I know he had some kind of set-up, I think it’s in the same lab Paul works in.”

“Den led’s go.”

“Again, I am soooo sorry - are you going to be okay?”

“Yeah, prob'ly. Necks dime, we dart wid dummies.”

“…yeah, that’s probably for the best. Sorry!”

“Don’ mention id.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=205#p205 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:38:18 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=205#p205
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In the space between one second and the next, Paul watched as the caustic fluid they’d been using to analyze spore samples dripped from a newly-eaten hole in the pipette towards the surface of their arm.

It would do damage, certainly, but nothing beyond surface-level. All sodians knew, from a very early point in their lifespans, not to store data in the cruft of their bodies. The outer portions that broke off and wore away, leaving them to smooth as they aged, were extremely poor choices for long-term data storage.

Though it wasn’t always external forces that wore away at their cruft. While Paul had never indulged in the practice, they were aware that a number of other sodians had, in times long past, used tools to reshape themselves in ways they felt were more beneficial to their tasks. Younger ones would smooth away rough edges to appear older, thereby gaining more credence with alien scholars. Others would carve their heads into shapes more useful for the research technologies invented by species whose heads were shaped differently. Still others would hollow storage spaces within themselves, to store items against times of need that they could not otherwise carry.

Paul had never felt the need for any of that, but they had considered - were still considering - the one form of carving that all sodians agreed upon. While sodians encoded data into the very material they were made up of, they also carved commemorations into their cruft. The form it took varied from sodian to sodian; the sizes, the shapes, the locations, all of it extremely personal. And yet no sodian would mistake such a carving for anything other than what it was; a sign of mourning.

Paul had considered it. The loss of every other sodian, all the knowledge that they had poured into the homeworld - the place that would have been theirs, when the time came to rest and return to the planet.

All gone.

They were the only sodian left, and while they could theoretically re-establish sodians in another metaverse, that would be the work of millennia. It would never truly replace what was lost, of course. Whatever form the sodians took would be in the image of times past, but it would not be the same. That wasn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it was a truth Paul did not often like to think about.

And, in truth, that loss was so all-encompassing that there were no symbols to adequately express it. Not room enough on Paul’s current form to express the loss of untold worlds and pools of knowledge vast enough to encompass entire universes. They could carve that regret into every facet of every silica particle that made up their stony cruft, and it still would not be enough to express it all.

So they did not waste the time to try. Not yet. Not while it wouldn’t do any good. Better to work on the foundations of something new; they were not the only ones to have lost everything, and more would do so if their current team failed in their mission.

The drop of fluid hissed as it made impact with their arm. Paul moved carefully to let it slide off and into the designated disposal container before inspecting the area carefully. A micro-fine layer of the fluid remained, and while the main silicate of their arm did not react to it, there appeared to be a reaction with some trace elements that was causing it to continue to hiss faintly and eat an exothermic trail in their arm.

“Fascinating.”

Paul reached over and use a sampling swab to remove some of the caustic fluid from their arm, another to swab an uncontaminated area, and set the pipette down on a non-reactive surface. The fluid should not have reacted that way to Paul’s cruft; this demanded closer study.

They got to work.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=206#p206 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:40:15 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=206#p206
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Vector sat quietly in his cabin, the only light coming from his desk lamp. Beside the lamp sat a bottle of clear amber liquid and a small glass, glinting softly in the low light. The glass was empty, for now.

It had started innocently enough. Vector had asked Paul a question about how time worked between different metaverses - not that he’d really expected the answer, he’d just been trying to make conversation and the question had been an idle one - and had received a thorough answer. So thorough, in fact, that Paul had offered to calculate what the date would have been in Vector’s metaverse simply by observing the current velocity and momentum of his component atoms.

Vector hadn’t thought anything of agreeing. Hadn’t thought anything of knowing a number. It was just a “relatively simple” calculation, one that Paul said they’d worked out to determine when the Masters were likely to receive the reports John Stone sent after every mission. All it took was a couple minutes and a sample from Vector’s femur - something which Paul apparently already had, as concerning as that was. It hadn’t even taken Paul ten minutes to do the work.

The answer they gave Vector was the real kick in the teeth.

Vector had thanked Paul and wandered back to his cabin in a daze, stopping by one of the caches of booze he’d found around the ship on the way.

Brown liquor was wrong. Vector had favored a royal purple liquid that sparkled even without light, the suspended nanites winking and flashing as they recongfigured the booze for the species which held the glass. Vector Raynes Rum, patented as a collaboration between Johnny and Addams and marketed through Sunfist Productions, had revolutionized how the galaxy partied and a million imitations had sprung up within a year. Vector always kept a good quantity onboard his ship for impromptu celebrations or memorials, and it was the hallmark of Vector Raynes Day.

He’d started the tradition as a team building exercise. Sure, he’d carefully hand-picked his team but things had been a bit rocky in the beginning as egos collided and personalities tried to find ways to deal with other people. They’d been a group but not a crew, and at a loss for what else to do Vector had posted up the announcement one day that would have been a fine spring one on his home planet. He’d called it something else on that first notice, something like Happy Team Building Day, but when it became a yearly tradition Vector Raynes Day had simply stuck.

The actual exercise itself was pretty simple; play as many pranks as you could, safely. Winner would get a bottle of booze, and anyone who got caught would have to give their target a token of friendship instead of a prank. Winning was pretty subjective; some years, the person who pranked the most people won while other years had the best or most challenging prank take the bottle. That first year, Addams had taken the prize by somehow dyeing Charming’s fur orange and sending him into conniptions. She had never really explained how, and had declined the replicate the feat in later years.

Vector Raynes Day had been the one time of year when the crew could really cut loose. It had been a day of tiny victories, of little challenges and tokens of friendship. It was a day for clearing out dirty laundry and going on to the rest of the year with a clean slate and some merry camaraderie.

It had been today, in point of fact.

Vector reached out and poured a generous splash of the whiskey - probably one of the bottles Jonomox had stolen when they’d landed to get Reese aboard, by the smell - into the glass. Setting the bottle back precisely where it had been on the table, he picked up the glass and looked at it for several long minutes.

Most days, he could put it behind him. He had a new team now, and a new mission - one that was just as important, if not more so, than any he’d undertaken with his previous crew. His days were filled with trying to make the Metaverse a better place, whether that was kicking the Galvanic Collective away from whatever they were targeting this time or trying to stop a madman from the future. It was important work with a good crew, and most days that was enough.

He took a small sip of the whiskey, and didn’t grimace at the taste. His entire metaverse was gone, so completely it was as if it had never been. There were no graves for his crew, no memorials. Nobody else left who would remember the shine of Peluccia “Addams” McFarlan’s hair, or how the way she tied it back during missions would let a thousand flyaway threads gather around her head like a halo. How Sergio would stand like a mountain against all comers, reciting the rules and regulations in his gravelly voice as he put evildoers away according to justice and the law.

Sasrael’s iridescent chitin. “Charming” Kosres ki Capisten’s - six thousand three hundred and thirty-fourth in line for the Seat of Capisten - soft fur. Chtik “Quick” Pik’s predilection for trashy romance novels. Facien “Sneaks” Ytem III lazing on top of the engine housing because it liked the heat and vibration. Sir Edmund “Hotpot” Lagrosse’s delicious meals. The way Johnny’s eyes got misty when Addams held his hand. Mellifluous Ringing Of Bells “Maven’s” poetry. Mobius “The Blind Man’s” lightshows.

Cpl. Charles “Buddy” Buddell’s sacrifice.

Vector felt a catch in his throat that had nothing to do with the whiskey and exhaled a long, slow breath. He missed them, one and all, like a phantom limb. Orders in the field to move and flank, requests for reinforcement - funny jokes about whatever Paul had cooked up this time, commentary on the latest villainous monologue; it all sprang readily to his lips, and died there as the people with whom he’d’ve shared it were no longer a communicator away.

Vector reached out and picked up the bottle one more time, refilling the glass. He held the cup up, saluting the ghosts crowded into every corner of the room and kept there by his memories.

“Absent friends,” he said.

He drained the glass.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=207#p207 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:41:11 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=207#p207
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I will be the first to admit, I may have made a mistake.

I mean, being knocked out, handcuffed, and tossed in the trunk of a charmingly antiquated motor vehicle is not usually the outcome you hope for when you’re trying to sell a load of perhaps slightly anachronistic knives to a gangster. In my defense, he’d been perfectly cordial up until that point; I mean, sure I got black-bagged and dragged to his secret office or whatever, but you kinda expect that in this line of work. Plus he had some really good whiskey so that kinda made up for it.

Anyway, we made a deal and I showed up with the truck like we’d agreed at two am on the south shore docks where his guys were supposed to give me a case of Roman coins. I didn’t actually care if they were legitimate or not, I just needed them to look about right and have the right signature on them. Anyway, I was there, waiting, when someone knocked me out from behind.

So now I’m in what is clearly someone’s trunk. I woke up handcuffed, sure, but I could probably pick that kind of lock in my sleep - actual sleep, not concussion-style-knockout. I mean, hey free handcuffs but they’re not what I came for, and there’s nothing in this trunk with me that feels like a case of Roman coins, counterfeit or otherwise. Coinage just has this weight to it, y'know? There’s nothing in here except some spare ammunition, a cardboard box that smells like cheese that I really don’t want to know the actual contents of, and a tire iron.

Tire iron’s got some potential uses, but only if I want to hang around long enough to reach the end of this ride and I gotta be honest, not crazy about that idea. Sure, there’s a chance they’ll open the trunk to do some unspeakable things to my presumably-unconscious body, but they could also just light the car on fire. Or drive it into the lake, we were on the docks after all. Not that that would be as much of an impediment to me as they might think, but it would still suck.

Anyway, I digress.

Getting out of the trunk, that’s step number one. And of course this car’s too old to have something handy like an open-from-inside handle; that’s really the way this night is going. Still, I have a few more tricks up my sleeve.

Or, in this case, as my sleeve.

If there’s one good thing about being a Transmettarian, it’s that it never takes me long to change clothes. I may not be the best at this whole shape-changing thing, but I’ve got the clothes bit down pat. I can go from a formal tux to clothes that wouldn’t look out of place in a strip club in ten seconds flat - honestly, they’re closer than you’d think, especially in some of the more entertaining metaverses.

No, my problem is the rest of it - the kind of stuff I need now. You’d think going from a solid to a liquid would be as easy as breathing, wouldn’t you. I mean, it’s kinda like unclenching a tense muscle and letting go, just kinda spreading out.

What that really means is its like trying to shit while someone’s shooting at you. You’re in a tense, stressful situation - say, the trunk of a mobster’s car - and you’ve just gotta relax. Think happy thoughts. Become liquid enough to dribble out of the frankly massive gaps between the flooring and the frame of the car.

Or, and hear me out, I could just kick one of the taillights out and open the trunk from the outside. Much easier.

Becoming street pizza’s never fun, and road rash is killer on you when your clothes are you skin, but hey! It worked! I’m free, and I’m outta here. I don’t need the coins that badly - I have another deal in the works.

Joe’s, here I come.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=208#p208 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:41:45 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=208#p208
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Vector Raynes cursed nearly silently as a small squad of security guards trooped by - their fourth pass since Vector and Quick had taken up residence behind the sheltering fronds of a large potted fern. The broad, faintly iridescent green-blue leaves and the clear boredom of the guards had been all that had kept them from being discovered thus far, but their luck couldn’t hold out forever.

He glanced down the hall at the backs of the security squad, then put his heavily-encrypted communicator close to his mouth. “Team two, this is team one. Addams, Buddy, where in the depths of space are you? We haven’t got that much time before these Securitas guys wise up and then we’re all in for it.”

Static was all that met his ears for several long moments and his heart clenched - had they been discovered? Had something happened? - before the white noise lessened as the channel opened with a click. “Vector, we need to abort stat. Tell Sergio I need his help at entry point B - now.” Addams’ voice was strained, the tight, tense syllables so at odds with her normal bubbly demeanor that Vector almost flinched away from his comm.

“What happened?” he hissed back, already signalling Quick with his other hand to start extraction.

The smaller Scrik nodded an acknowledgement and darted up the corridor opposite where the security guards had disappeared around a corner. They had two minutes before the next squad swept this hall, and one minute before they swept the next one. While the summer compound of a billionaire pharmaceutical magnate wouldn’t normally have rotating security patrols that ensured every hall was checked at least once every five minutes by a person in addition to the security cameras, they also didn’t normally house illegal off-books medical experimentation either.

Vector had gotten wind of what was going on through Sneaks, of all people. The Sheemol had been kind of shifty about where they’d heard about it, which probably meant it had something to do with their old school. Still, it hadn’t taken long before Vector’s team had found independently verifiable sources about what was going on, and he’d made the decision to go in and break it up. The plan had been to get three teams inside the compound and infiltrate the lab hidden beneath the main house, then have Hotpot, Charming, and Sergio hit the furthest side of the compound with everything they had to open a path for their escape.

Vector and Quick were team one, Addams and Buddy had been team two. Sasrael and Sneaks were team three, with Maven, Mobius, and Johnny staying onboard the ship to work their magic where they did it best. At the last check-in, Sasrael and Sneaks had managed to penetrate the furthest into the compound - a quick glance at his HUD showed their lifesigns still green across the board, and a silent pop-up from Maven let him know that the Ettix had passed the word for them to fall back. Addams and the extraction team also showed green, but - Vector frowned at the display. Buddy was showing yellow in his display, edging towards an angry orange-red.

A crackle from his comm had him hunkering back down closer to the fern for a moment, before it resolved into Addams’ voice. “-s blasted stuff, it’s wrapped too tight. I need Sergio!”

Vector nodded, a gesture wasted on everyone but his trusty camera-drone. “Affirmed. Sending him your way now.”

With a click, Vector flipped his communicator to the extraction team channel. “Sergio, Addams needs help with Buddy at point B - not sure what’s up, but we’re aborting. Do not go loud unless I give the word.”

“Affirmed. On my way.” Sergio’s voice was deep, clear, and concise - one of the few things he had kept with him since his days as a lawman. Perfect diction, a somewhat battered trenchcoat made of armorweave, and an unflinching moral code; they had served him well enough during his time with Galactic Enforcement, but the last had also driven him out of it when he found corruption in his department. Vector liked to think he was happier away from all the red tape and political bullshit, but it was hard to tell with his perpetually dour expression. Still, he was the longest-standing member of Vector’s crew and Vector had every faith that whatever had happened to Buddy, Sergio would do his best to help.

But that didn’t mean Vector couldn’t as well.

Darting from behind the large fern, Vector managed to slip through the door to the next hall just as footsteps began to sound in the one he’d been lurking in. Quick was already there, crouched behind a large Zukaets singing vase that probably cost more than the GDP of a small moon. Vector could almost hear Charming’s diatribe about the market behind them, and he had to spare a moment to smirk at his reflection in the mirror-polished surface. Charming had left most of his prejudices behind when he’d left Zukat, but some residual bitterness would come out when he found high-caste luxuries out in the worlds beyond. He could be remarkably poetic about it, and it was hilarious to see him ranting about something while Maven took studious notes behind him.

Quick gestured at the door they’d come in, further up the corridor. It stood ajar, and Vector dove for cover behind the same vase as Quick even as his camera-drone went for the ceiling - just in time, as a human in a very old-fashioned butler’s uniform walked through it tray-first. From the mirror-polished black shoes to the crisp white of the tie at his throat, the man looked like he’d just stepped out of a historical vid. He closed the door firmly behind him with one white-gloved hand, then proceeded at a brisk pace despite the heavy silver tray with a cut crystal decanter and several glasses he balanced in the other hand.

Vector felt Quick freeze solid, even the normal twitch of his tail-tip stilled, and quickly copied the smaller being. Quick could be a bit distractible at times, but he had a fine nose for when to hold position and when to run for it and Vector trusted his instincts. Sure enough, the shadow of the vase was large enough to keep the man from noticing the both of them, and he was soon out of sight around the corner of the hall.

Vector barely had time to breathe a sigh of relief before Quick was up and off, darting for the recently-closed door. He paused right beside it, dish-shaped ears swiveling for a moment before gesturing at Vector to follow. Vector wasted no time, and the two of them slipped through the door silently. The hallway beyond was far less cluttered with ostentatious decorations, but it was by no means drab; tasteful art screens hung at even intervals on the walls, and the carpet was the kind of deep plush that concealed the cleaning nanobots imbued in every fiber while simultaneously silencing footsteps.

Fortunately, the decrease in decoration meant a decrease in wandering security teams and it didn’t take Vector very long to wind through the twists and turns of the back halls to the door they’d come in through. This late at night, with ostensibly no guests or family in residence, there were very few servants out and about - mostly in the kitchen. Still, it only took a modicum of luck to sneak past them when their backs were turned and Vector soon found himself standing beside Quick in the cool night air as his camera drone whirred quietly overhead. Maven was keeping them from being noticed by the security cameras, so they had a moment to breathe.

Vector tapped his communicator and brought it up to his mouth again. “Sergio, what’s your status?”

There was a long moment before Sergio replied, an unaccustomed note of strain in his voice. “Addams and I are well. Buddy will need immediate medical treatment as soon as I can free him.” Sergio cut the connection, and Vector was left staring at his communicator with a growing sense of dread in his stomach. Looking around at the green, wide-open grounds around them lit by starlight and search beams, he made an executive decision.

“Quick, find the extraction team and fall back to the Fleece. I’ll send team three that way as well. I’m going to see what’s wrong.”

Quick chattered for a moment with his front teeth, indecision sketched with every lash of his tail, but finally nodded before darting off. Vector watched him go for a moment before activating his communicator once more.

“Team three, this is team one.”

The response was immediate, Sasrael’s shivery two-tone voice loud enough to indicate that however far inside team three had gotten, they’d already managed to extricate themselves. “Team three. What in the shining chitinous chunks is going on, V?”

“Team two’s in trouble; I’m on my way to rendezvous with them now. Fall back and meet us at the Ram.” Vector’s tone was grim, and Sasrael didn’t waste any time arguing.

“We’ll meet you there.”

The channel clicked closed, and Vector took off into the dark green of the grounds. He and Quick had chosen to hitch a lift into the compound on the back of some of the service trucks, so he hadn’t actually seen much of the spaces around the main manor. According to the schematics and registered security plans Maven had gotten them for the whole compound, Buddy and Addams should have had to climb a reasonably high wall and abseil down the other side to get in; arduous, but nothing they hadn’t done before. Vector could only imagine what had happened as he sped through the darkness, keeping out of range of the roving searchlights and patrols with his customary aplomb, and he didn’t like the visions his brain conjured up.

The wall rose before him like a monolith as he got closer to the boundary of the compound, and he sped up a little as he frowned. Something was reflecting the starlight at the top of the wall - just a glimmer here, a glimmer there, but as he drew closer it was clear that something stretched along the entire length of the wall. Something that hadn’t been present in the plans they’d used to plot the assault.

As he got closer to entry point B, he could see three figures at the top of the wall. Whatever was shimmering at the top was doing so more frequently around them - like whatever they were doing was moving it, somehow. There were no ropes on this side - apparently they hadn’t even gotten that far in the plan. Still, Vector had spent enough time with people who regularly climbed sheer cliff faces for fun to have picked up a thing or two, and he managed to work his way close enough to resolve the two figures at the top of the wall.

The biggest one was Sergio, dour as ever with several new tears in his coat and suspiciously pale lines on his craggy plating. Krasqueds weren’t living rocks through and through, but their outer skin was made of an exceeding tough polysilicate plating that let them pass safely through the sharp and jagged plants of their homeworld without taking damage. Vector had seen Sergio shrug off carbon-blade knife strikes without a scratch; to see the pale gouges in that plating now…

Vector focused on the still figure beside the Krasqued and scowled. Buddy was pale in the starlight, the grayish tinge to his face a stark contrast to his dark hair. Vector was close enough for the glimmering he’d been seeing to finally resolve itself into long coils of wire that stretched up and down the wall. The shimmering he’d noticed had been starlight reflecting off the jagged half-inch barbs that were spaced evenly every two inches along its length - and especially where it was wrapped around Buddy. Three strands had wrapped themselves around his torso, with two more snaking up his left leg. Vector could see the drips of blood from where the spikes were digging in, but that didn’t explain Buddy’s deathly stillness or Sergio clipping the wire instead of removing it.

Addams stood behind Sergio, in a spot where the wire had clearly been cleared away, with her satchel clenched in both hands and a desperate expression on her face. She slipped over as Vector pulled himself up onto the clear space on the wall and spoke quietly, her eyes never leaving Buddy.

“It’s Kaquestrion Coiling Wire,” she murmured, barely moving her lips.

Understanding flooded Vector’s mind, followed by hot rage. Kaquestrion Coiling Wire was a basic security device derived from the barbed wire of ages past. While still barbed, Coiling Wire incorporated motion-based nanoservos designed to wrap it tighter and tighter around a struggling target. Everyone had heard stories about how, if you struggled too hard, it would tighten to the point of cutting you into chunks of meat. The Galactic Council had unanimously voted to make its use anywhere a war crime, and the possession or manufacture of it were high-class felonies - the kind not even a lot of money could buy you out of the consequences of.

Silence reigned for a long few moments, broken only by the chunk of wire snips and the steady tick-tick-tick of ruby red blood that glistened almost black in the starlight.

“We need to come back,” he said at last - quietly enough to not startle Sergio, but loud enough to be heard by all three of them. “Whatever this slimeball is hiding just took priority; he’s not going to get away with this.”

Addams bit her lip. “If he was wire out here, where people might see, what do you think he’s got in the lab?” she whispered.

Vector’s lips thinned. “Whatever he has, we can handle it. As a team.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=209#p209 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:44:36 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=209#p209
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Vector stood just beyond the cold circle of light that beamed down upon the floor. To his left was Sergio, the tall Krasqued a grim spectre in the dark. To his right stood Charming, the Zukaets a picture of feline insouciance save for the twitch of his tail.

Across the pool of light from them stood three sentients in a very similar array. Front and center was a Polymanus Duodecafex who had introduced himself as Corcor; to his left stood a human who had declined to introduce themselves and to his right was a Valarena named Savis. All three of them wore body armor, but none of them had any visible weaponry - if they hadn’t agreed to leave their weapons behind, Vector wouldn’t have agreed to meet with them in the first place.

As it stood, he still wasn’t too happy to be meeting with them now. Corcor had reached out to Vector a little over a week ago with the offer of a joint operation; Corcor had caught wind of a quiet move by Legion Industries to begin the a very hostile takeover of an independent industrial smelting station tucked away in the trailing edge of the Fifth Arm. Vector’s ongoing feud with Legion - and its CEO, Maxwell Tully - was something of an open secret among his professional peers, and Corcor had made the argument that once said move went loud, Vector would have heard about it anyway and taken an interest. A joint operation from the beginning would keep any accidental overlap of their two missions.

Vector hadn’t liked it; Corcor was a mercenary, and even cursory verification of his story brought up the fact that Corcor was getting a hefty fee from the smelting station in question to make sure Legion didn’t shoot everyone inside and then claim the “abandoned derelict” by right of salvage. Still, the facts had checked out; everything Maven and Charming had managed to piece together pointed to the fact that Legion did in fact seem to be gearing up to try and tighten their stranglehold on metal refinement. Vector had had them check again with the same result, then taken everything to the rest of the crew.

Nobody had been overly pleased with the thought of teaming up with Corcor’s squad; where Vector had hand-picked his crew based on a sense of justice and a shared love of adventure, his method was the exception not the norm. While none of them had heard anything about Corcor specifically, mercenary work always attracted a certain type. Still, with no specific objections beyond a certain distaste and a number of good and valid reasons why they should at least hear him out, Vector had set up the meeting.

Corcor took a step forward, into the pool of light, and Vector did the same. He missed the familiar weight of his pistols like a phantom limb; something about Corcor had his hackles up. It didn’t help that the sentient had a good foot of height on him, and five more sets of limbs - most of which rested in casual array, except for the lowest pair which held a datapad.

Corcor held out an empty hand. “I’m so glad to finally meet the great Vector Raynes. Hero of the stage and screen, and champion of the underdogs - according to your press agent, anyway.” He spoke jovially, his tone inviting Vector to play along and set himself above the galaxy at large.

Vector didn’t rise to the bait, instead flashing the patented press smile he normally reserved for paparazzi whose picture lights had given him a headache as he shook Corcor’s offered hand. “I’m just a man, trying to do the best he can with a crew of some of the finest people in the galaxy.”

Corcor’s expression didn’t change, but the human on his left shifted just the tiniest bit; behind him, Vector could hear a soft skktch as Charming flexed his running claws against the floor in a subtle, prearranged signal. Zukaets communicated partially by empathy, and whatever Corcor and his crew were feeling about Vector’s statement boded ill for the success of this meeting. Vector didn’t move, instead focusing internally on the sensation of grim understanding in his chest. The soft scratching ceased as Charming lazily tilted his head to one side, and it was Sergio’s turn to shift just the tiniest bit.

Corcor released Vector’s hand and held out the datapad controls-first. “Here’s the intel my team has gathered on the situation,” he said smoothly, as if the fraught pause for breath had never happened. “Our best guess is that Legion Industries intends to make a move on the station within the next three days, from staging points on nearby asteroids that I’ve highlighted.”

Vector prodded the datapad to life and the simplified rendering of the solar system in question popped into existence a handspan above it. Five asteroids blinked a venomous yellow from where they clustered around the serenely blue station. On the surface of the pad itself a number of reports organized themselves date and relevance, summaries-only at first but popping into the full report as he touched them. Most of them appeared to be exactly what Maven had found, but there were a few that were marked as internal files for the LLC that operated the station.

As he looked more closely at the solar system, though, something niggled at the back of his mind. The five asteroids highlighted in yellow were close to the station - almost too close. If Legion Industries wanted to deny any involvement in the “abandoning” of the station by the former tenants, they’re be better off staging themselves a little further out, in positions less likely to be discovered or on asteroids that could be destroyed once they’d claimed the station.

Corcor shifted his weight as Vector paged through the reports, but didn’t object. “Here’s what I’m thinking: The best way to keep the station from being overrun is by keeping it from being attacked at all. But I don’t have enough people to secure the station and hunt down those Legion bastards at the same time.” He gestured broadly at Sergio, Vector, and Charming with three of his hands. “That’s where you and your crew comes in. If you come sailing in on that ship that everyone’s seen on the holovids and park it real obviously on the station, those idiots on the asteroids will focus all their attention on you and hunker down, leaving my team free to pick them off one-by-one while they think they’re waiting for reinforcements.”

Vector didn’t look up from the reports on the datapad, though he wasn’t really reading them any more. Corcor’s plan sounded good on the surface, except that it relied far too heavily on the Golden Fleece’s reputation and the reaction it might engender in their enemies. Which meant that really, it wasn’t much of a plan at all.

“And what’s keeping them from just shooting us out of the sky as we approach the station?” Vector asked almost absently, pretending to keep his attention on the datapad in front of him.

Corcor huffed in indignation, spreading eight of his twelve arms out into the Polymanus equivalent of indignation. “You think I haven’t done my due diligence? I sent two of my best covert operatives to surveil the equipment that Legion was bringing in, and none of it was anti-ship. They want the station intact, not spread out as solar junk; most of their gear is anti-personnel.”

Vector was silent for a moment, before flipping off the datapad and looking up at Corcor. “And what does my crew get out of this deal?”

He kept his voice polite and even through sheer force of will. This deal was starting to stink worse than a dead kreeg-rat, and he didn’t need Charming’s ability to see emotion to feel the smug falseness oozing off of Corcor and his crew.

The Polymanus gestured expansively. “While the plan does depend on you keeping Legion’s attention while we work, we’re taking most of the risk. Thirty percent of the take to you, and one percent of royalties to us for the use of our images in any films or media you produce in the future.”

Charming hissed quietly; with the franchising deals he’d set up for Vector, one percent of royalties for images would amount to a lot of cash. Thirty percent of the one-off fee for this run wouldn’t even be a drop in the bucket, comparatively. Still, Corcor’s starting numbers were more than enough to tell Vector all he wanted to know and he tossed the datapad at Corcor’s feet.

“No deal. I don’t know what kind of scam you’re pulling, but I’m not risking my crew or my ship for it.” Vector took a step back, not quite enough to take him out of the light but close.

Corcor looked down at the datapad for a long moment, then looked back up with a strangely gleeful smile. “You know what? Talking is overrated.”

Moving faster than Vector would have believed possible, Corcor sprang forward with two fists heading straight for Vector’s jaw.

Vector blinked groggily at the ceiling above him. It was a boring ceiling, really, but the sparkles and spots were an interesting choice in decoration. His head hurt abominably, not helped at all by the meaty sounds of fists meeting flesh.

He blinked and rolled, barely avoiding the whirlwind of fists that was Corcor and Sergio. Vector blinked and shook his head, the pain spiking but details coming more back into focus as he staggered to his feet. His muddled brain still couldn’t tell if Corcor or Sergio had the upper hand in their fight, but he trusted Sergio to let him know if he needed help. Charming and Savis were facing off nearby, the Valarena already bleeding from several deep gouges in his chitinous plates - though Charming favored his right foreleg as well. Even as Vector watched, the Valarena tried to get inside the reach of Charming’s combat-arms without getting skewered, and was driven back by Charming’s almost surgical strikes.

It had just occurred to Vector that one person from the opposing team remained unaccounted for when a silvery glint of light was all the warning he had of the wire setting around his neck. Years of working with his favored pistols gave him hands quick enough to get three fingers under the wire garrotte before he ran out of slack, which still didn’t give him a lot of options as the thing drew tight. He kicked back, but the human on the other end of the wire merely grunted.

Vision blackening, pain in his head spiking, Vector slammed himself backward into the other human. One pace, two - the impact with the wall knocked the breath out of both of them, but there was a crunch Vector more felt than heard somewhere in his opponent’s torso and the tension on the wire abruptly went slack. As the wire loosened Vector wheezed in several life-giving breaths before turning on his assailant, fists at the ready.

His assailant was a little shorter than him, and clutched at a shoulder that didn’t quite look like a shoulder anymore. Vector was low on sympathy, but he certainly didn’t have any energy for cruelty either - not that he’d ever had the taste for it. Bringing his bloody hand away from his throat, he put his whole weight into the uppercut that caught the other human right on the chin.

They folded without a sound, and Vector leaned hard on the wall next to them as he fumbled for his communicator.

“Addams,” he gasped into it, not having the energy to care if anyone else was listening. “Need Addams, send…”

The black spots that had never quite stopped decorating his vision surged, merging with each other into even larger dots. He could distantly feel himself slipping down the wall, and his last thought before he lost consciousness was that he should have listened to his gut and never come at all.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=210#p210 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:46:11 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=210#p210
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“-an’t believe we actually managed to do it!”

“He’s just some guy, keep your shirt on.”

“No you don’t get it, he’s one of Vector Raynes’ crew and we managed to capture him!”

“Yeah, and we gotta keep him captured so pay attention. Or do you wanna explain to the boss how we lost him before Raynes paid up?”

“Right! Right.”

Cpl. Charles “Buddy” Buddell suppressed a groan as a not-so-quiet conversation nearby heralded his return to consciousness. A steady pain pulsed behind his left ear; it felt like he’d been hit with an engine caliper, though something that large would probably have done some irreparable brain damage and, while woozy, he could still think reasonably straight.

Small favors.

The rest of him ached as well, but not as badly as his head. While he’d taken a few punches in the scuffle that had gotten him captured, the real spiky points of pain were the rough restraints around his wrists, elbows, and ankles. This chair wasn’t really designed with the imprisonment of a human in mind, and the ties were forcing his joints into some odd and unpleasant angles. Add to that the budding charlie horse (hah) behind his right knee, and the overall picture was one of dull agony.

Still, he’d felt worse after a night of drinking with Hotpot and Mobius so on the whole he’d probably be okay. Provided his captors didn’t shoot him first, of course.

“Hey, should he be wakin’ up or something about now? I didn’t hit him that hard.”

“How can you be sure?”

“I did some practicin’ over at Ravero’s last weekend. That place always has a couple humans around, and the fights happen nightly anyway.”

“…are you still allowed back?”

“Yeah, sure I am.”

“…”

“No, I really am! Just, maybe not for the next coupla months.”

The two speakers didn’t sound human, but he couldn’t say for sure what they actually were. Plenty of species in the galaxy rarely encountered humans, though Ravero as a bar name rang some bells. Buddy had never been there himself, but a niggling feeling in the back of his mind suggested that maybe one of the others liked to go there, when they were in the area?

“He is awake.”

That speaker was one Buddy hadn’t heard before, but the fact that he half-heard the words echo between his ears told him all he needed to know. Zukaets didn’t often leave Zukat, but whenever they did they generally had their pick of whatever jobs they wanted. The fact that one had hitched their wagon to this group said volumes for how much money we being funneled through the operation. Either that, or the Zukaets was in over a barrel - but they were, as a general rule, far too canny for that.

Still, it mean that the need to pretend to be unconscious was over. Buddy raised his head to the quiet relief of the muscles in his neck, and looked around. The Zukaets was the most immediately obvious; clearly fresh from Zukat by the pale spring green of its fur, it sat less than ten feet away from him a regarded him with all six of its eyes. Its gaze held none of the friendly warmth of Charming’s and Buddy suppressed a shiver with the ease of long practice.

Outside of the large, felinoid alien, there really wasn’t much to see. They were in some kind of large, warehouse-type room; the ceiling was far enough away that shadows hid most of the details, the pool of light centered on Buddy himself not stretching very far. There were open shelves in neat rows stretching as far as he could see, with a wide variety of items littering the shelves themselves. The open section he was in was formed by pushing some of the shelving out of the way; track marks on the floor said that such a thing happened fairly regularly.

Sitting at a folding table that had a small lantern set on the surface were two more sentients. One was a Polymanus whose number of limbs was concealed enough by the shadows that Buddy couldn’t be sure what his designation prefix was. The other was a Scrik, ears twitching as she studied the hand of cards she held.

“Cozy.” Buddy had never been the best at the witty banter - that was more Charming and Vector’s thing - but he wasn’t about to let the obviously lacking accommodations pass without comment.

The Zukaets’ tail flicked once. “You don’t seem very pleased by it,” it purred.

Buddy shrugged as best he could with his hands cuffed behind him. “What can I say? Kidnappers never have nice digs, but at least yours isn’t an actual sewer.”

That attracted the Scrik’s attention. “You’ve been kidnapped to a sewer before?” She paused. “Wait, you’ve been kidnapped before?”

Buddy attempted his best nonchalant look - the fact that he couldn’t move his hands really spoiled the effect, but he tried anyway. “Running with Vector Raynes is dangerous work. You guys aren’t even in the top five.”

“What do you mean we’re not in the top five?” The Polymanus seemed offended by the suggestion, dropping his cards on the table and standing up.

Buddy gave him an unimpressed stare. “We’re in a warehouse that is clean, dry, and vermin-free. The last guys who tried to grab me had me in some weird half-cave thing with six inches of water on the floor.”

“I mean, if you’re too comfy I’m sure we could fix that.” The Scrik’s mastery over sarcasm was impressive; if Buddy hadn’t caught the twitch of her whiskers, he’d’ve thought she was being serious.

“Might just do it for him anyway,” said the Polymanus, moving forward. “Show him who’s in the top five - ”

“Stop.”

Everyone froze as the Zukaets spoke. Its eyes had never left Buddy, and that unwavering gaze was all the more unnerving for its complete lack of motion - even the tail had stilled.

“You know the orders. Don’t touch him, don’t approach him.”

A pause.

“Unless we need to.”

The Polymanus subsided with a grumble, picking up his hand of cards and staring at it like it might have improved in his absence. The Scrik looked at Buddy for a few moments longer, before turning to look at the Zukaets.

“I want first crack at him,” she said, with a kind of intensity that made Buddy’s stomach lurch.

The Zukaets didn’t even look at her. “Of course. But not until we get the word.”

The Scrik nodded and returned to the card game with the Polymanus. She proceeded to win the next three hands, provoking a quietly bitter argument between the two about cheating, luck, and where counting cards fell on the line between the two. Through it all, the Zukaets sat quietly and observed Buddy.

“You do not seem worried.”

It was a statement not a question, but Buddy answered it anyway. “Should I be?”

The Zukaets’ tail lashed. “People who are kidnapped tend to be, whether or not they are eventually released.”

It got up and prowled into the ring of light that beamed directly down on the chair Buddy was tied to. It was close enough now that he could feel the warmth of its breath as it sniffed delicately at his shoulder and neck, and he shivered at the feeling. The fine hairs felt like spiderwebs on his skin, and he hated spiderwebs.

It was about time, anyway. “Maybe it’s because I know something you don’t know.”

The Zukaets pulled away from him, ears flattening and combat arms loosening in their usual positions.

“Oh?”

Buddy grinned as he felt the almost-subliminal vibration in his shoes of something fast approaching.

“Yeah.”

He leaned forward, almost conspiratorially.

“Vector would never leave his crew behind.”

An enormous truck crashed through the side of the warehouse, and Sasrael launched herself from the roof with guns blazing while the rest of the team wasn’t far behind. A very familiar grin flashed from behind the steering wheel, and Buddy had to laugh.

Vector sure knew how to make one hell of an entrance.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=211#p211 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:46:59 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=211#p211
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Vector was relaxing in his bunk when the first sign of trouble rocked the ship.

They had just left Tannersend Station after picking up some sorely needed supplies. The head of the place - a Valarena who insisted their name was Tanner - had been more than willing to waive port charges and taxes for docking the Fleece there after a protracted dogfight had disbanded the pirates preying on the place. Vector had no real problems with pirates who stole from the big corporations - his crew routinely robbed large corporations if they heard of unethical practices or other unsavory things about them - but the bullies who preyed upon the people who didn’t have much? Vector had no sympathy for them. If they were too cowardly to go for the targets who were actually worth stealing from, they had no business being pirates at all.

The Fleece had sustained some damage in the skirmish - not a lot, but enough to piss Johnny off - and along with some much-needed food and other niceties, they’d also purchased some spare engine parts Johnny claimed he could make work. There were a few drawbacks to living and working on a high-tech experimental ex-military ship, and getting replacement parts was one of them. Still, Vector had seen Johnny do more with less and so he’d bought the parts without comment and helped Hotpot and Johnny haul them down into the engine room.

Johnny had started work immediately, and Vector had gone up to talk to Mobius in the cockpit briefly before heading for his own room. The Blind Man had been using the bridge computers to test some new laser sequencing, but had set that aside long enough to lay in a new course and set the ship on its way. Vector’s trip back to his own room had been uneventful, and he’d been looking forward to a nap after the sweaty work of getting the new engine parts into the ship.

Loathe as he was to move, a slight shudder in the deckplates and a flickering of the lights in his quarters was enough to bring Vector rolling back up into an upright position. The press of a nearby button was all it took to activate the ship’s internal comms, and he flipped it over to the engine deck.

“Johnny, just felt something weird in my quarters. Everything going okay down there?”

He released the button, and the hiss of dead air was all that answered him for several long moments. Vector was about to press the button again when the static cut off into a very faint voice.

“Help…”

Vector was on his feet in an instant, adrenaline kicking any trace of weariness from his mind.

“Johnny?”

“help…”

“I’m on my way, hang on Johnny.”

Vector was out of his room in an instant, already tapping on his personal comm as he rushed through the narrow corridors of the ship.

“Addams and Hotpot to Engine room, now! Something’s wrong.”

Vector ignored the overlapping acknowledgements and questions from the rest of the team as he poured on the speed. There was only so fast you could go through corridors and down hatches that only just barely fit Sergio if he walked sideways, but Vector managed to get from the fore to the aft of the ship in record time.

Nothing was immediately obvious as he stepped into the engine room. No alarms blared, no mysterious fluids ran towards him in sinister rivulets. In fact, if he hadn’t heard the pain in Johnny’s voice, Vector wouldn’t have know there was anything wrong in the room at all. The lights were on, the spare parts crates were stacked neatly where he and Hotpot had put them - all except the last one, which had apparently been pulled off the stack since Vector had put it there.

“Johnny?” Vector called, taking a few cautious steps into the room. Nothing rose out of the reasonably well-lit room to bite, so he took a few more steps and called again.

“Johnny?”

“Here.”

Johnny’s voice was muffled, and tight with pain as it echoed from between two large metal boxes. Vector turned to try and jam himself in sideways between the two large metal boxes, but the instant he put any weight into the leftmost one, Johnny whimpered. Vector backed off immediately, and craned his head trying to see around the bulky piece of machinery.

“Johnny? What happened?”

Johnny groaned, and one of the units shifted and ground against the floor, the lights in the room flickering.

“Damn thing swung around when I was trying to replace one of the dynamic coils in this neutron condenser. Lift’s dead, this space-cursed thing is stuck half in and out of its moorings, and I’m starting to lose feeling in my arm.”

Metal ground on metal again, and a bitten-off curse came from where Vector was pretty sure Johnny was trapped.

“Any more questions you wanna ask?”

Vector covered his worry with a smirk that was completely wasted on the trapped engineer. “Oh, you know me. Never stop talking when I have a captive audience - and you’re about as captive as they come, until Hotpot and Addams get here anyway.”

There was a moment of silence from behind the box. “…You called Addams?”

Vector’s ears perked up. There was a note of something very interesting in Johnny’s voice when he said Addams’ name. If Vector hadn’t had the faintest suspicion before now, he might suspect that there was something going on there. And, of course, winding the suffering engineer up about it would distract Johnny from being slowly crushed by large machinery.

That was definitely the reason Vector faked a causal lean against a nearby wall that was, once again, totally wasted on Johnny. “Of course I called the medic, Johnny, you sounded like you were in quite a pickle.” He paused artfully for a moment, before continuing.

“Once we get you unpinned, she’ll definitely have to look you over. Maybe even do a full physical. Gotta check and make sure there’s nothing that might accidentally flare up later. Require another doctor’s visit.”

“Vector, kindly go take a long walk off a short pier,” Johnny wheezed, a definitely strangled tone to his voice.

Vector grinned in triumph, but didn’t get the chance to wind up Johnny any more as the door to the engine room whooshed open to reveal the hefty form of Hotpot, and the considerably more lithe form of Addams.

“Johnny!” she cried, a note beyond frantic in her voice, and Vector filed that away too. Seemed like Anything that happened might not be one-sided.

He waved to the other two. “Over here! He’s stuck behind that…thing,” he finished a little lamely, already having forgotten what Johnny’d called the large, square device.

Addams made a beeline straight for where Vector had indicated, managing not to jostle the big cabinet enough that Johnny complained - or, if she did, Johnny didn’t make a peep about it. Vector nodded to Hotpot and indicated he should take the other half of the big metal thing.

“Johnny, we’re getting ready to move this thing. Do you or us two need to do anything to make this work?”

“Huh? Oh. Oh! No, lemme just - ”

There was a soft ptang! and suddenly the box’s weight shifted into mostly Vector and Hotpot’s hands. Vector grunted, the soreness in his arms making a comeback with a vengeance. “Warn us next time, willya?” he gritted out as he and Hotpot carefully took one step away from the floor housing for the unit. Then another. Then-

“I’ve got him! Set down carefully!” Addams’ voice rang through the engine room, and Vector settled his half of the box down with a wheeze and spent a few minutes just breathing while his chest and arm muscles slowly unwound themselves.

“Well, at least now - ” Vector started to say as he turned towards the newly-revealed Johnny and Addams. The words died on his lips as the scene sank in. Addams had largely divested Johnny of his shirt - enough to expose his whole chest and most of his shoulders, but tangling his arms further down. The sweaty surface was marbled with darkening bruises that would have made Vector wince were it not for the fact that Addams was kissing Johnny senseless against the engine housing.

Vector snickered inaudibly and turned to gesture at Hotpot to follow him. As he and the alien quietly snuck out of the engine room, Vector leaned in close and spoke quietly.

“Looks like Sasrael takes the pot for ‘engine accident.’ New pots for how long they’ll stay together and/or when the wedding day will be go to Mobius. I give eight to one odds…”
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Johnny sniffed and wiped his nose as he held tension on the torsion wrench. One of Vector’s fancier maneuvers in their most recent skirmish had knocked the main gravitic impellers out of alignment, and while the back-ups were doing a decent job for the moment, Johnny would rather have the main system online sooner rather than later. Of course, he’d’ve been finished re-aligning them twenty minutes ago if his void-begotten nose would stop dripping.

Nose dried - for the moment, he could feel it building back up again - Johnny grunted as he bounced and put his full weight on the wrench. With a ponderous screech that dove straight into the source of his headache and magnified it twenty-fold, the medium-sized but exceedingly dense component shifted back into its proper alignment. Johnny dropped the wrench and slumped to the floor for a moment, just breathing through the pain between his ears. Feeling a catch in his throat, he reached into one of the many pockets on his engineering overalls and pulled out a dented steel flask.

While Johnny wasn’t normally one for drinking while working - having a slowed reaction time while dealing with large and heavy objects was a surefire recipe for finding out how much replacement limbs cost - he’d found that the awful, oily swill Hoptpot preferred was a pretty decent cough suppressant. It was higher in alcohol than he’d like but it did the job he needed it to do and that was really all that mattered.

Johnny could feel his lips twisting at the terrible taste, but the stuff smoothed away the impending urge to cough and he made sure to wipe his mouth thoroughly before sealing the flask again. Huffing out a gusty sigh, he pushed himself to his feet as he stowed away the flask and spent a few moments getting back his equilibrium while his head swam. He was definitely going to use the water shower after he finished getting the Fleece back in perfect working order so he’d be ready for dinner with Addams later.

He sighed, sniffed, and reached for the calibration datapad beside him. While the impeller was back in place, now it had to be re-synced to its brethren in the other four corners of the engineering room. The programs were already up, but the syncing would take at least half an hour and he had other damage to repair - the main weapons system had taken a hit, which meant not only did the housing need to be replaced but the overflow buffers needed to be dumped and/or replaced and the whole system would also need calibration. That wasn’t even touching on the engine itself-

“Hey.”

Johnny nearly dropped the datapad when a hand settled onto his shoulder. Spinning far too fast to face the intruder into his sanctum, he wobbled as his somewhat compromised equilibrium struggled to keep him upright. Addams’ worried face swam into view as she steadied him, hor sleek golden hair glimmering in the harsh lights of engineering.

“Are you okay?”

Johnny winced away from the volume of her question, if not necessarily the content, and waved a careless hand as the furrow between her brows deepened.

“Yeah, yeah, ’m fine. Just finishin’ some repairs after that last fight with those pirates at Pierponte.” He tried fixing on the cheesy grin that never seemed to fail at making Addams smile in return. “Shouldn’t take me more'n a coupla hours, love. I didn’t forget our dinner plans.”

Running at the mouth wasn’t one of his usual flaws, but he couldn’t seem to stop - especially since Addams had only returned a perfunctory sort of smile instead of the usual light-up-her face look to his attempt at a grin. He didn’t stop her either, when she laid a happily cool hand on his forehead. He didn’t think re-aligning the impeller had been that strenuous, but he’d apparently managed to work up quite a sweat to go with his headache.

He sighed and leaned into the touch, suppressing a whine when she pulled her hand away. She switched her grip on his shoulder to a firm press of her hand about halfway down his back, and he’d taken a few steps before he belatedly realized she was steering away from the still-re-calibrating impeller.

Her grip strengthened when he tried to pull away. “Johnny, you should have come to me when you first starting feeling a little under the weather! Now we’re going straight to the medbay and you’re going to lie down while I give you a shot of something that should perk you right up.”

Johnny blinked at her a little stupidly. “How d'you know? I’m not even sick!”

She gave him a Look and he ducked his head. Okay, yes, the nose and the cough and the headache were all definite signs, but still-

“Unlike you, Charming was smart enough to come to me first when he started feeling a little down. I’m willing to bet you caught it from him before I fixed him up.”

Johnny sneezed, an effort that left him reeling while his ears rang. “Stupid cat,” he muttered mutinously.

Addams rolled her eyes before patting him on the arm with her free hand. “Look at it this way,” she said brightly “you’ll have me to yourself all evening! And probably tomorrow as well, depending on how long this takes to clear up.”

Johnny snorted. “At least it’s definitely just a cold,” he mumbled, half to himself.

Addams just patted his cheek, and didn’t answer. Neither did she object when Johnny slung his arm over her shoulders and leaned on her a little more heavily then he ought.

They spent the rest of the walk to the medbay in a warm, companionable silence.
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Vector paused for a moment to glance around the corner. Seeing nothing out of place, he gestured for Sergio to move up behind the overflowing trash receptacle just across the alleyway. The big Krasqued moved with surprising grace for a being of his size; not a single discarded DynafoodTM wrapper rustled under his feet, nor did his heavy armor-like plating scrape against the wall when he settled into place.

Still, given how close they were to their target, Vector didn’t want to start getting careless. He counted off six breaths before he began his own move. Unlike Sergio, Vector was small enough to fit behind one of the municipal meters that rested at a somewhat cockeyed angle against the back of the seedy nightclub they were attempting to infiltrate.

Sasrael, Mobius, and Quick were already inside; while none of Vector’s crew were exactly low-profile, thanks to the various movies, associated toy-lines, cartoon spin-offs, and all around media circus that Sunfist Productions carefully curated for them, those three were the easiest to disguise. While Valarena could tell each other apart with ease, most other species relied on their carapace patterns to denote individuals and an hour or two with some bio-safe paint was enough to put Sasrael under the radar. Scrik were reasonably similar; most species identified them by their fur patterns and some dye was good enough get Quick in unnoticed.

Mobius, on the other hand, never needed to bother with disguises. His unique look had spawned copycats of every species and creed under the stars. Vector had even seen pictures of Mobius-style suits that had been modified to hold enthusiastic Sheemol, and he knew there were at least five Ettix who were in constant competition with each other to become the “best” Blind Man. Vector had never been sure if Mobius had done it on purpose, or if it had just been a side effect of what Mobius was, but the veritable swarms of wannabe-Blind Men meant that even when Mobius wasn’t undercover, you’d be likely to see at least one of him in any given nightclub - more if the club’s theme involved lasers in some way.

As it stood, Mobius was one of three Blind Men in their target club tonight - the other two were another human and a Polymanus Bifex - and neither Quick nor Sasrael had garnered a second glance from club security when they entered. Their job was to mingle until Vector and Sergio had moved into position. Once Vector gave the signal, they would start causing as much of a ruckus as they could manage - and Mobius alone could cause a great deal of ruckus - until the club owner came out of his office to deal with things. Vector and Sergio would get in, get the files they needed from the office’s data-terminal, and get out as quickly as possible. Both Hotpot and Charming were standing by to provide support for either team as the need arose.

The door at the rear of the night club opened, and Vector froze, not daring to look around to see if Sergio was doing the same. A Valarena stepped out of the club, holding two large bags of trash as it hummed a tune Vector didn’t recognize. It turned towards Sergio’s hiding spot, the two large bags of trash making the receptacle the obvious target. As it ambled down the alley, Vector spotted a glint of light along its antenna; in the next pool of light it stepped into, he saw the delicate wire filigree of the Valarena equivalent of headphones wrapped around them and breathed again for the first time since it had stepped out of the door.

The Valarena paused by the receptacle, looked it up and down and sighed. “Kure still hasn’t gotten this stupid thing fixed. One of these days, I’m just gonna quit I swear.” It spoke in the too-loud voice of someone who couldn’t hear themselves talk, and simply tossed the bags it had on top of the heap before turning back for the nightclub.

Vector held his breath again until the tall alien had stepped back inside the club and safely closed the door behind it, before turning and signaling to Sergio to move up again. The Krasqued did so silently, somehow managing to wedge himself behind the same municipal meter that Vector was taking cover behind without touching the wall, the meter, or Vector.

Sergio was the first person he’d recruited into his crew - well, “offered a job after being broken out of jail by him and shooting their way out of town” really, but it was much faster just to say “recruited” - and the taller alien approached almost every mission with the same kind of unshakable aplomb. He could be fussy about incredibly petty shit while they were off-duty, but when he was on mission, he was on mission. Most of the time.

Not this time; for all that he hadn’t slipped up yet, Vector could tell when something was bothering him - and something was definitely bothering him. His jaw was clenched, his eyes a particularly disquieting shade of blue-white, and he was leaving finger-indents on the grip of his weapon.

Vector clicked his tongue softly a couple times until Sergio’s eyes snapped to him.

“What’s the matter?” he asked his old friend as quietly as he could manage.

For a long moment, Sergio didn’t answer, looking around at the trash on the ground and the broken lights that only intermittently illuminated the narrow alleyway. When he finally spoke, it was in a voice that matched Vector’s in volume. “I had never thought to return to my old jurisdiction.”

There was something distinctly melancholy to his tone, which Vector couldn’t quite understand. Sergio had left Galactic Enforcement because his department had been rotten to the core. He’d been one of Vector’s crew of pirates for almost half again as long as he’d been law enforcement, and while he could get bitter about busting up corruption in government he hadn’t seemed dissatisfied with being part of the crew.

Still, Vector didn’t need to understand to do whatever he needed to to help. “You want to call the mission? Say the word, and we withdraw now.”

Sergio shook his head, the only noise coming from the flapping of his coat lapels at the violence of the motion. “No. We are clear to proceed,” he proclaimed with as much force as Vector had ever heard him use at a whisper volume.

Vector looked at him for a moment longer before nodding once and bringing his communicator to his mouth. “Here. Begin distraction.”

He didn’t get any verbal acknowledgement, but the meter in front of him juddered against the wall at some kind of impact and that was enough of a signal for Vector. Leaping out from behind the meter he ran the last few steps to the door, Sergio close on his heels. There was an access pad beside the door, but like most of the things in the alley it was grimy and in need of repair; the two suspiciously-clean buttons, pushed in sequence, were enough to get the thing open without any alarms going off.

As soon as the door slid open, a wall of sound hit Vector nearly hard enough to stagger him. The blasting music, heavy with bass, sounded - from the bits Vector could comprehend - like one of Mobius’ newest mixes, and was almost loud enough to drown out the screaming and yelling of some kind of fight going on. Even as Vector watched for a moment, two more individuals ran down the corridor the door opened into and out through to the bar area. Vector gave it another ten seconds, then slipped inside with Sergio hot on his heels.

The noise made it almost impossible to think, let alone speak, but Sergio had memorized the layout of the place and had insisted Vector do the same. They slipped up the corridor away from the pandemonium in the bar proper, bypassed a set of stairs that went up and paused at the top of a set of stairs that went down - a set of stairs that distinctly wasn’t on the official layouts. Vector traded a glance with Sergio and without a word both of them began making their way down the stairs.

The noise from the bar lowered abruptly as they made it to the bottom of the single flight; a quick look around was enough to find the high-grade noise suppression system threaded across the ceiling of the basement and connected to an active panel by the only door. Vector’s mouth thinned to a grim line, and he nodded Sergio into place on the other side of the door. Vector carefully drew one of his pistols, then looked over at Sergio. The Krasqued had pulled a stun blaster out of the depths of his coat, and was checking the charge. Apparently satisfied, he met Vector’s gaze and nodded.

Vector nodded back and counted down from three on his fingers. With his closed fist he hit the door controls and dove into a roll through the door. Coming up to one knee, he had to drop again when a ball of plasma whizzed uncomfortably close over his head.

“That’s far enough!”

Vector didn’t recognize the voice, but he heard the unmistakable clang of metal on Krasqued plating.

“Theo?”

Vector had never heard Sergio sound like that. Soft, somewhere between hope and dread, and younger than his years. Of all the words he might ever have used to describe his second-in-command - and longtime friend - vulnerable wasn’t one of them. Not on mission anyway, not when someone was shooting at them.

“Sergio.”

Vector looked up to see a Polymanus Trifex take a step toward them, a plasma shotgun cradled in two of his fists. It was pointed almost negligently at Vector, but the Polymanus only had eyes for Sergio.

“I thought you were…dead.”

The Polymanus - Theo, apparently - laughed without a trace of actual humor, and Vector took the opportunity to wiggle a little bit to the right - if he could get to the wall…

“You would think that. After all, you were the one who shot me.”

Sergio was silent for a long moment.

“You left me no choice.”

“No choice?” Theo’s voice grew louder with every word, bitterness mixing with anger into an ugly, hateful thing that twisted his words. “No CHOICE? We had the best close rate in the department, and you CHOSE to fuck that up!”

Sergio’s words ground like stone against stone.

“What we were doing was not justice. Was not right.”

Theo made a wild gesture with his free hand, his grip on the shotgun starting to shift more in Sergio’s direction.

“Who the fuck cares? It was in the law, and more importantly it’s what we were paid to do!”

Vector heard Sergio’s plating rasp against itself as he continued to subtly squirm out of the spray of the shotgun. He’d never seen Sergio so tense, not even when the Krasqued had broken him out of jail.

“I upheld the law because it was my duty to do so. I did not - do not - pick and choose the laws as they suit me. Murdering a man in his cell because someone with enough money wanted it to happen has not ever been nor will it ever be the law I enforce!”

Sergio was nearly shouting by the end of his speech, his basso profundo voice vibrating the floor underneath Vector’s stomach.

Theo seemed incensed by Sergio’s words, his shotgun coming up to point at the wall next to the door that Sergio was concealed behind.

“I thought I saw potential in you, partner,” he spat, the venom in his voice enough to curdle Vector’s stomach. “I thought you could handle the job. For years, we handled the job! We had a good thing going, and then you had to go and grow a conscience, and what do I get? One of my arms shot off and invalided out of the force. I coulda had anyone, everyone wanted to be my partner! I coulda been resting on a good nest egg right now, but no. Instead, I get Law and Order who leaves with a prisoner to become a pirate.”

He sneered, face twisting with bitterness. “Some lawman you are. Wish you’d never come to my precinct, but I’ll just have to settle for removing you from this one.”

Theo was fast with a shotgun.

Vector was faster with his blaster.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=214#p214 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:50:57 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=214#p214
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Dear
Captain
Vector,

By the time you read this, I’ll probably already be dead gone. I know what I’m doing, so don't do anything stupid come after me. I don’t want you guys to see you guys getting arrested on my behalf. I fucked up disobeyed orders, and I’ll accept the consequences.

I joined the military because I wanted to do the right thing. Now I have to wonder if I ever did. All my time in the military just felt like I was just waiting for something better. Sure, we did some things to help people, but it wasn’t until I joined your crew that I really felt like I was part of a family like I was making a difference. I love I’m gonna miss I’m sorry I’m so glad that I got to be part of this team. Playing cards with Hotpot and Sasrael, listening to Mobius’ music, poetry nights with Sergio and Maven - even Combing Days with Quick and Charming okay maybe I wont miss those.

I’m real grateful to you, Vector. You let me be part of something that actually made the galaxy better. But I gotta do this. I don't sorry I hope you understand.

Your Corporal Favorite kid Crewmate Friend,
Buddy
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Vector sucked in a deep breath of stale air and brushed off the ice crystals that were forming on the sleeves of his heaviest jacket. They’d been adrift now for almost 84 hours, and the blank coldness of space was creeping in from the skin of the ship without the constant thrum of the engines to keep it at bay.

They’d been in a battle with Lars’ latest stolen-tech-toy had landed a lucky shot straight to the engine of the Golden Ram. Johnny had been lucky enough to get to his emergency exo-suit, but the bulkheads had come down to prevent the rest of the ship from losing air and had been locked into place by the loss of power. The only way Vector knew that Johnny was still alive and working was the clanged-out tap code he’d felt more than heard when he’d knocked desperately on the engine room door.

Vector knew Johnny had enough rations stashed around the engine room to last him at least a week, if not more, because Vector had stashed half of them there himself. Johnny was one of those men who would get so consumed by their work that they would forget to eat if it would take them away from what they were working on. Vector could only be grateful for the habit now, though the enforced inactivity on his own part chafed like sand in his shorts. With the bulkheads in place, no-one but Johnny could try and bring the engines back online.

Fortunately for all of them, it seemed like Lars’ own weapon had also blown out something on his own ship. Quick had reported seeing Lars’ shiny ship limp away venting gases and plasma; he had apparently been watching the whole thing through the armorcrys analog gun-spotter ports. He’d reported it heading spinwards at speeds about like an arthritic snail - which he had only reinforced with a shrug when Vector had pointed out that Terran snails didn’t even have bones.

Wherever Lars had gone to, he hadn’t come back in the last three days to finish the job and that was really all that mattered.

Vector stepped into the corridor and shoved his door closed with a grunt, sweat making clammy trails along the inside of his exo-suit. 32 hours without CO2 scrubbers had made the air inside the ship unbreathable to most of the crew, though it wasn’t until Buddy had nearly collapsed of anoxia that Vector had ordered everyone into their emergency exo-suits.

The suits were a stop-gap solution at best; while they were designed to keep a body alive for as long as possible, they had their limits. Vector had made sure to get the highest-quality kind he could find on the market for each species, but designs and ratings still varied. The human exo-suits he’d acquired were supposed to last seven days - the best of the best, as far as human exo-suit technology was concerned - but given the way his already smelled, he wasn’t very keen on the idea of spending another four days in it, and Johnny had to be worse off already.

Still, there wasn’t much else to be done, and Vector headed back up the corridor towards the heart of the ship.

While the engine was the beat kept the Ram moving, the room closest to the center was the galley. It was an odd shape, the cooking range separated from the main area by a short bar Vector had helped Hotpot install not long after the Polymanus had joined the crew. Made up of the leftover space between the cockpit, the sleeping areas, the medbay, and the engine room, there wasn’t a whole lot of wiggle room. The main seating area consisted of two tables that had received some damage while being put through the doors to get in, and just enough chairs for everyone to sit.

Vector couldn’t think of one time he’d walked into the mess area to find it completely empty; there was always someone, whether it was Hotpot working on the next meal, Mobius working on his next show, or one of the habitual insomniacs sitting at a table and playing solitaire, there was always someone. Now, with heat off in the ship, it was the best place to stay warm.

Vector rapped on the door and heard the shuffling of the mattress Sergio had dragged in to insulate the door. Said door opened a moment later, and Vector hurried through even as a waft of warm air rushed up to meet him. While still not overly warm, by the standards of the rest of the ship the galley was downright cozy. Hotpot sat in his usual seat, a large chair nearest the cooking area, with Sasrael on his lap. The Valarena dealt with the cold poorly as a species, and Sasrael was curled up as small as Vector had ever seen her in the safety of Hotpot’s arms.

Charming had forgone his usual chaise in favor of snaking his long body underneath the same table Hotpot sat at, pushing both three of the other chairs and the other table off to the side. His plush green fur was hidden by a sort of blanketing drape that he normally reserved for worlds with low ambient temperatures - while Zukat was a warm planet, and the Zukaets who stayed rarely wore cloth adornments, there were enough who left to make a decent market of Zukaets-specific clothing for all occasions. There were two extremely conspicuous lumps up where his stomach would be; with a quick glance around the room and a quick process of elimination, the two lumps were probably Quick and Sneaks - though which was which was impossible to tell.

Maven had chosen to go help Johnny as best could be managed. Ettix did not require atmosphere, and while Vector wasn’t sure how Maven had managed it the little alien had been the one responding to his tap code most recently. Things in the engine room were apparently better than they could be, but Maven had still notated between 6 and 12 hours before life support came back on.

Vector sighed and moved towards the chaise that took up one whole edge of the remaining table. Several lumps underneath the drift of blankets on it resolved into Addams, Mobius, and Buddy when he lifted a corner of cloth to slide his own way in. Behind him, Sergio slid the mattress back over the door and returned to the final, oversized chair at the table. Buddy made a plaintive whine when Vector shoved him over, but grudgingly made room as Vector settled himself onto the chaise and pulled the blankets back over them.

“What’s the word, Vector?”

Hotpot’s voice was quiet, though whether that was due to Sasrael in his arms or the question he was asking, Vector didn’t know. He shrugged.

“Maven’s out helping Johnny - don’t ask me how, I don’t think any of us really wants to know - and says that life support should come back online in about 12 hours.” With no engine noises, no pots clanging for food prep, and no other conversations to speak over, Vector found himself matching Hotpot’s quiet tone. “I don’t know about the rest of it. We’ll see, I guess.”

Hotpot nodded and leaned back, and silence once again cocooned the nine of them as they huddled together against the cold emptiness trying to leach the life from their bones.
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Buddy cursed loudly and dropped down behind the upturned table Vector was currently using as cover.

Vector shot him a concerned look.

“You alright?” he called over a renewed hail of ion blasts. Buddy pulled the ripped sleeve of his shirt up and winced.

“Yeah fine, they just winged me,” he called back, holstering his gun to grab a handkerchief out of one of his many belt pouches.

Vector popped up and fired once, twice, then ducked down again as a slightly lessened rain of blasts battered the by now somewhat dented table. He looked over as Buddy began tying the square of cloth over the bleeding gouge in his arm, and shook his head.

“You know Addams is going to have to fix that up, right?” he said conversationally, like there weren’t almost a score of goons trying to ventilate them.

Buddy pulled a face and the knot, yanking it as tight as he could. “Does she have to? Her fixes always make me nauseous,” he complained, and Vector raised an eyebrow.

“Uh, think you mean nauseated, Buddy.”

Buddy snorted. “No, I mean nauseous - her meds give me the worst gas, and then everyone else gets sick!”

Vector laughed as Buddy unholstered his gun. A second later and a lull in the ion blasts had them both popping partially out of cover. Vector popped up straight and tall, looking heroic while one camera drone circled him at head height. Buddy, with the footprints of boot camp etched into his muscles, chose instead to roll to the side of the table and provide the smallest target possible to the other people with guns.

Vector’s guns boomed, one shot fully disintegrating one of the idiots with ion rifles while the other took out a decent chunk of wall that two others had been sheltering behind. Buddy’s gun barked six times in quick succession, two shots putting clean holes through exposed, gun-wielding hands while one of them glanced off some armorweave and the last three took down the gangsters Vector’s shot had exposed.

Both Vector and Buddy dropped back into cover in perfect sync as both curses and ammunition began flying their way again, and Buddy glanced over at Vector.

“Join the crew, you said! It’ll be fun, you said! Now we’re stuck behind a rapidly-deteriorating table in a fancy restaurant with a bunch of mobsters shooting at us!”

Vector considered for a moment, then grinned at him. “Bet you’ve never felt so alive!”

Buddy grinned back.

He sure did.
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“Who the fuck makes robotic bees?

Vector hoped he sounded a little less bewildered than he felt, but it wasn’t the end of the world if he didn’t. The rest of his team seemed equally off-balance; Sergio was sighting down his rifle at the dark cloud that buzzed ominously outside the windows of the lab they’d barricaded themselves inside. Charming was grooming himself, clever paws rearranging his seriously mussed fur just so, while Addams was taking advantage of the presence of lab equipment and was muttering to herself as she ran the bees’ toxins through some of the equipment.

That was another sticking point. “And if you do make robotic, why in the sweet depths of space would you make them venomous?”

Nobody answered him for a few moments, too absorbed in what they were doing. Sergio finally set down his rifle with a sigh, and looked over at Vector.

“It’s a primarily agricultural colony on a recently habiformed planet. I am given to understand that the use of mechanical insects, though not widespread, is a possible answer to pollinating the luxury fruit the planet has as its main export.” He paused. “Why they were given stingers, however, I cannot speak to.”

“They weren’t,” came Addams’ absent reply, and both Sergio and Vector turned towards her in unison.

She glanced up, and raised her eyebrows. “Well, for one thing the stingers are clearly aftermarket - their style totally clashes with the feng shui of the rest of the design - and for another, this venom? It’s just repurposed Cthlalan toxins.”

At their blank looks she raised her eyebrows and shook the vial she had in hand at them. “Common pesticide on Scrik-controlled planets. The animal it derives from is from their home planet, and the export of it is one of their major industries.”

Vector blinked again. “So…someone added pesticides to mechanical pollinators on purpose?”

Sergio shrugged elaborately - the only way a 9-foot-tall Krasqued could shrug. “Well, we did get word of smugglers on-planet.” He looked at the buzzing swarm and grimaced. “And you must admit, they are very effective at keeping us away from the illicit portions of this colony.”

They were all silent for a moment, Charming continuing his grooming without a comment. Finally, Vector turned and looked at Addams. “Do you think they’re being controlled? Aimed?”

She started, and looked around at the windows, peering at each closely for several moments before switching to the next.

She looked back at Vector and shrugged. “Maybe. Entomology isn’t really my thing - I’m into chemistry, with org chem on the side.”

She shrugged helplessly and Vector paused for a few moments in thought before straightening.

“Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.”

He brought his communicator up to his mouth. “Maven? Can you hear me?”

“Something you entered
Transcended parameters.
I am listening.”

Vector paused and stared as his communicator for a second while his brain caught up. There was something familiar about the structure, maybe some poetry thing? With Maven, it was usually a poetry thing.

He brought the communicator back to his mouth. “7 out of 10 for style, 3 out of 10 for timing.” He paused, then shrugged. There really was no better way to phrase his request.

“Can you hack a beehive?”

There was a long silence that only grew deeper as Vector stood patiently. It wasn’t until Sergio took in a quick breath that he realized that the silence was getting thicker because the buzzing was dying away. Vector quickly glanced up at the windows, and saw - for the first time since he’d stepped foot in this stupid laboratory - the horizon.

He was about to call Maven again to congratulate the alien when his communicator hummed back to life.

“Ephemeral hive.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.”
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Vector blinked at the scene before him, ears ringing.

He was sat, half-propped against a slab of something - stone, maybe, or one of the innumerable forms of textured plas-tek used by cheap bars all over the galaxy. The lights were dim and off-colored, and there was a haze in the room that probably wasn’t just his eyes when it refused to go away no matter how much he blinked. There was some strangely warbly music playing from something he couldn’t see, and every now and again a spray of sparks would illuminate the scene.

“-ector!”

Vector opened his eyes - when had he closed them? - to Sergio’s worried face. He could tell it was Sergio’s worried face, and not his angry or happy face, because it was maybe three-quarters of an inch from Vector’s and Vector was pretty sure he hadn’t done anything to piss Sergio off that badly in years.

Probably.

His head hurt, and it was hard to remember. He could feel his eyes sliding shut again even as one enormous hand landed roughly on his shoulder.

“Vector!”

When he opened his eyes again, he immediately regretted it. There were more lights on now, the almost comforting haze was gone, and his head felt like someone had been using it like a drum kit. The only reason he didn’t immediately close his eyes in response to the spike in his headache was the fact that Sergio was looming over him with hands on both of his shoulders - and, given the size of them, most of his upper chest as well. It wasn’t an uncomfortable grip, just a firm one, but given the krasqued had never grabbed him bodily - not even when arresting him - made Vector shift to push against the hands.

“Wha-”

His mouth didn’t want to work, but it seemed to be enough to get the question across and Addams leaned into his field of vision, her face a sickly moon against the grey of Sergio’s skin.

“Vector, Vector, you’re gonna be all right just - don’t move. Please don’t move. I need - I just - hold him,” that last command was given to Sergio as she ducked down again, and the krasqued’s pressure on his shoulders increased.

“You heard Addams; remain still.”

Vector made a protesting noise - not a whine, no matter what anyone said - and looked down to argue with Addams. His protests about not being able to move died half-formed on his lips.

The long steel bar sticking out of his gut was an excellent reason not to move.

Of course, now that he’d acknowledged that it existed, he could feel it. White-hot agony lanced through his gut and pinned him to the slab, forcing a sound of pain from his throat. Sergio’s hands tightened spasmodically before forcibly relaxing to their previous tension.

“It’ll be all right,” the big alien murmured, patting his shoulder gently. “Addams will have you patched right up. It’ll be okay.”

However Vector might have responded was swept away in a sudden wave of blinding pain, and he felt more than saw himself seize as his vision whited out. Dimly, he could hear Addams yelling for Hotpot, but he couldn’t hear her very well over the sound of someone screaming. It wasn’t until new weight settled onto his legs and the pain in his gut lessened somewhat that he realized he was the one screaming.

The pinprick of pain in his elbow was almost lost to the sea of agony coming from his middle, but the slow slide into oblivion was not.

His last thought before the darkness overtook him was that he owed Addams a drink.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=219#p219 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:55:38 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=219#p219
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Addams grimaced as she ran a hand through her hair and felt the bits that crackled with dried blood.

The mission had been FUBAR from nearly the beginning. An emergency beacon had drawn the Golden Fleece to the edges of charted space, a small mining station on the moon of a gas giant having apparently suffered reactor damage serious enough to compromise station integrity. Vector had ordered an immediate diversion to the moon, and had commed her in medbay specifically to warn of likely casualties.

They’d arrived in-system within hours, and though there wasn’t a real way to tell how long the beacon had been going on for Addams had set up her best immediate-response kit anyway. Broad-spectrum tranquilizers and anti-shock solutions for the most prevalent species in the galaxy, emergency stimulants, liquid bandages, flushing fluids, antibiotics, some basic chemicals she could recombine into other medications as she needed them, and some good old-fashioned krazy glue - the formula was remarkably inert to all but a very select range of species, and in a pinch could also be used as glue. It had come in hand more times than she liked to think about, and she never went anywhere without it if she had the choice.

Her armored kit looked nothing so much like a backpack, and was extremely heavy when fully loaded - something only partially compensated for by the tiny microgravity emitters in the bottom. Still, she’d rather have and not need, then need and not have. Filling her pack had taken her mind off the maddening wait, too, and having something concrete to do had helped ground some of the adrenaline.

She grimaced as a pained bellow came from her left; she could do with some of that adrenaline now. In the ten hours since they’d landed on the station, things had gone from bad to worse. While the extremely professional group of soldiers who had ambushed them in the bowels of the station didn’t have any visible insignia, Colonel Riggs’ bootprints were all over them.

The emergency beacon had been a false flag; the station they’d touched down on had, by the look of it, been abandoned years if not actual decades ago. Of course, they hadn’t known until the rescue team - herself, Vector, Sergio, and Hotpot - had already been deep in the bowels of the place.

That’s when the shooting had started.

Addams snarled soundlessly when the bellow came again, more strained this time. She was no kind of shot, and she’d used up most of her caustics hours ago, but she wasn’t about to leave Hotpot high and dry either. Thinking fast, she grabbed a tube from her pack, tore a strip off her undershirt, and wrapped the tube in it before cracking the whole thing against the nearby console. She threw it in the general direction of the gunfire, and didn’t wait to see if it would work before she was up and running.

She didn’t really hear the improvised distraction hit; it was basically glorified calcium powder, but hopefully the cloud of an unknown white substance would be enough to keep them from shooting her full of holes while she moved. The confused yelling was a good sign, as was the fact that she wasn’t shot into small pieces as she made her way across the clear stretch of flooring between her and the console Hotpot was hiding behind.

Addams threw herself behind the console and collided with Hotpot. The large alien made a strangled noise in response, and grabbed her with two of his limbs to maneuver her into a position that was both protected from the squad that had them pinned, and didn’t let her rest any weight on the leg that sported an oozing gash.

Addams bit her lip at the viscous orange blood that seeped from the wound; Polymanus lacked the aggressive clotting factor that humanity possessed, and traded off by having blood that only dripped from larger wounds. It was hell on wheels when trying to inject them with medicinal drugs, but also played merry hell with recreational substances. Most substances that claimed to be “fast acting” on Polymanus as a species tended to have nanite delivery systems that would carry large molecule payloads regardless of how fast blood was actually flowing.

Unfortunately, she’d used all of hers up.

Fortunately, she still had krazy glue.

Reaching into her pack, Addams removed one of a number of small tubes. The glue would start to cure on exposure to oxygen, so the tube itself was hermetically sealed with a small tearaway cap. Human designers had taken a quiet hand in the making of the storage device, designing it so that it could be opened and applied one-handed. This brand anyway, which was why Addams always made sure to stock up on it when she found it available. The ones designed for other species tended not to be quite so helpful, or were manufactured without the idea that you could rip them open with your teeth if you had to.

She was also out of the topical analgesic that worked on Polymanus, and for that there were no substitutions.

She looked up to meet Hotpot’s eyes.

“This is going to suck,” she said.

A look of resigned acknowledgment rolled over his face.

“Just gotta hold ‘til Vector and Sergio make it back with the crew,” he said through the Polymanus equivalent of clenched teeth.

Addams nodded before sticking the tube cap between her teeth and getting to work. The blood dried in her hair wasn’t here, any of it; the ambush had taken them all by surprise, and their ambushers had brought guns big enough to deal with Krasqueds. Sergio had gone down fast and hard, and it had taken most of her liquid bandages to stop the rush of watery yellow fluid that had been oozing out of him. It hadn’t been blood - its primary function wasn’t to carry oxygen anyway - but Krasqueds had a minimum amount they needed in their body to survive, and Sergio had been nearing that threshold quickly.

Addams always tied her hair back before missions, and just as inevitably it escaped in little flyaway strands that would tickle her nose and ears. She’d brushed a number of them away impatiently before she’d remembered that there was more than disinfectant on her hands. Fortunately the air was dry enough that the stuff crackled instead of oozed, and the bits and pieces of hair she’d brushed back had stayed in place thanks to the gruesome hair gel.

Still, once she’d pumped him full of stimulants Sergio had been raring to go, and he and Vector had managed to break through the line of non-uniform-wearing definitely-military people. They were on an end run to the Fleece, and were supposed to bring the others as back-up to catch the ambushers in a pincer move. Once they’d cleared enough combatants, the Fleece would lift off and engage a random jump to lose any possible pursuers.

But that depended on Hotpot and Addams staying alive long enough to rescue.

Hotpot met her eyes for a long second with a look of perfect understanding, before letting her go and twisting his torso around and firing at the soldiers with two ion blasters. His preferred shotgun was cradled in his other two arms, up and away from where Addams needed to work, and he seemed to be waiting for a clear target before he unloaded with it.

Addams ducked down and pulled her last knife from her boot. She wasn’t a fighter, but the cranky old field medic who’d taken several hours out of his preferred drunken stupor to give her some pointers on how to keep herself and her charges alive while doing field medicine had been adamant that knives of any kind were a medic’s second-best friend. She’d found them useful enough over the years to be grateful for the advice, and tried to keep at least five on her person when possible.

The other four had gone into the bodies of several extremely persistent troopers who’d chased her into a dead end further down the facility; she’d had no time to retrieve them before being forced to move again, and replacing them was going to be a pain. Still, the boot knife was all she needed at the moment, and Hotpot’s pants split easily under the sharp blade.

Stowing it, she grabbed the skin and pinched it closed, holding it with her right hand as her left came up to tear the tube away from the cap she held in her teeth. The glue went on in a thick drizzle, mixing with the orange blood into a disgusting-looking orange sludge, and she smeared it across the tear carefully. She had to get the coat even along the length, or the tear would unseat the glue and the last five minutes would be a damned waste of time.

Finishing, she wiped the excess glue onto the remains of Hotpot’s pants and flinched when he suddenly brought his other two arms around and fired off a blast from his shotgun.

He fell heavily back into cover as a heavy spat of ion blasts hit the very-damaged console behind him.

“Wish he’d hurry up,” Addams half-shouted over the increased noise.

Hotpot laughed. “I think you’re the first female to say so,” he shouted playfully back to her, and she rolled her eyes.

“Still, he’ll be here in time for us,” he continued in a more serious voice. “He’s Vector Raynes.”

“He always does.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=220#p220 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:57:06 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=220#p220
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There wasn’t a cloud in the sky. The world was silent, save for the whipping of the wind in the flags. Around her, a thousand soldiers stood on stadium risers and watched the scene below. Beside her stood Vector, then Sergio, then Charming, then Sasrael, then Mobius, then Quick, Sneaks, and Maven in an odd sort of pile, and finally Johnny. The air was hot and smelled of dust and sweat.

The focus of the stadium was a yellow field of hard-packed dirt. There was a podium, two equally spaced tables in front of it, a double row of seats off to the side, and an ominous scaffold big enough for one standing behind the tables. The tables and double rows of chairs were filled with soldiers, and a large Bulledin stood at the podium. At one table sat Buddy, alone. At the other sat Colonel Mason Riggs, a triumphant expression on his face.

The Bulledin shuffled some papers, and then pulled one page out of the stack. They read it silently for a moment, before addressing the assembly in a booming voice.

“Corporal Charles Buddell, you stand here today accused of high treason. You were ordered to go to the Gavilon Peribus and execute Krebin Mnev; instead, you saved his life. You are charged with high treason; with disobeying a direct order; with sabotaging military operations; with misusing military equipment.”

The Bulledin paused for a moment. Nothing broke the silence.

“How do you plead?”

Buddy stood up from his table, and did not look towards where the crew was standing.

“I plead guilty on all charges.”

Addams’ heart leapt into her throat. No, no that wasn’t right! They had all decided, together, that Mnev needed to live! She wanted to scream and cry out about the unfairness of it all, but her words caught in her throat. Not a single sound could pass her lips, and none of the others said anything either. The wind was loud in the silence that stretched, until the Bulledin spoke again.

“Very well. The record will show that you, Charles Buddell, have pleaded guilty on all charges, and have offered no defense. The tribunal will render judgement.”

Colonel Riggs stood up from his table, mouth twisted in a smirk Addams itched to slap off his face.

“For the crimes of high treason, disobeying orders, sabotaging military operations, and misusing military equipment, there can be only once sentence.”

He turned and pointed to the scaffold behind him.

“Death.”

The word fell like a stone into the still air; even the flags had stopped snapping and now hung limply from their poles. The Bulledin made a mark on the paper in front of them, before addressing the stadium again.

“Charles Buddell, you are hereby sentenced to hang from the neck until dead. The sentence will be carried out immediately.”

Two MPs with black bands on their helmets appeared from nowhere, and grabbed Buddy by the shoulders. Addams strained every muscle she had, but was frozen in place. She tried to scream, but her voice couldn’t break the silence. She couldn’t even turn to the others, demand they go down and help Buddy, stop this kangaroo court nonsense.

Instead, she could only watch helpless as Buddy was frog-marched towards the scaffold. He held his head high, and didn’t look around. When they offered him a hood, he shook his head and didn’t flinch when they put the rope around his neck. One of the MPs with the black band reached over and grabbed a lever, and-

Addams finally found her voice as she jolted upright in bed.

“NO!” she screamed, the sound echoing off the bulkheads around her.

The person in the bed next to her flailed and fell on the ground with a thump even as Addams panted, trying to calm her racing heart. There was some shuffling, and she flinched when the bedside lamp turned on.

Johnny’s tired face was lit from below by the lamp for a moment, before he hopped back onto bed with a grunt and scooched over to her. There was nothing but kindness in his eyes as she wrapped herself around his bare chest and sobbed.

“Buddy?” he asked quietly, one arm a firm presence on her back and his other hand lightly beginning to card through her hair. She nodded against his chest, throat tight with the leftover dream, and he blew out a long breath.

“Yeah,” he said thickly “me too.”

“W-why he’d have to go?” She asked tremulously, her voice hitching. Johnny always gave the same answer, but she couldn’t not ask.

“Because,” Johnny cleared his throat as his voice caught. “Because he thought it was the right thing to do. Because if he didn’t, he wouldn’t be our Buddy.”

“We could have saved him, broken him ou-out, made him a real pirate.” Her tears had slowed down, but her breath still hitched and came in fits and starts.

Johnny didn’t answer, just started rubbing her back in small circles. It wasn’t long before she slid back into a - thankfully dreamless - sleep.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=221#p221 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:00:00 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=221#p221
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Vector crouched behind one of the elaborate stone outgrowths that decorated this part of the compound.

Unlike a number of other compounds belonging to rich assholes he’d infiltrated over the years, this one didn’t go in for a lush, decadent foliage of rare and imported plants. Instead, this one emulated what Vector might almost call a kind of desert zen. The ground was hard-packed caliche, and little oases of plants were surrounded by large, artificial “natural” rock formations.

For all the expense that went in to securing a desert vista on a world notable for its high rainfall, all Vector really cared about in this moment were the security drones making relentless sweeps of the area. Maven had managed to introduce a fault into the main set of security drones - the nice ones with the heat-sensor suite on them - so the security teams in the compound had released the back-up set. While not as gifted in the sensor suite department, they more than made up for it by virtue of there being a fuckton of them sweeping the grounds at all times. Their paths were outlined clearly by the spotlights they used, but no patch of ground was dark for more than five seconds.

Fortunately, Vector had planned for this.

Sneaks had been able to smuggle itself in on one of the supply shuttles; its presence inside was the only reason Maven had managed to even get into the maintenance routines for the security drones. The team going in with Vector had been chosen for speed over stealth; the maximum distance between two features was almost fifty meters, and Vector was the slowest on the team who managed it in practice. Somewhere to his left, Quick was hiding in his own patch of shadow; to his right, Charming was doing the same.

Vector eyed the distance between himself and his next chosen hiding place - twenty five meters, no sweat. His destination was the kitchen door almost a thousand meters away; Quick and Charming had their own paths to it, set up and practiced so none of them would accidentally boot each other out from under cover. Vector’s had the most zigzags and least distance from cover to cover, while Quick only had three stops between himself and the objective.

Vector counted down as a beam of light swept towards his hiding spot. Three seconds, two…The light passed over the rock that sheltered him, and he was up and away in an instant. Three seconds of adrenaline-fueled running later, and he slid into place behind his next stop. He had two seconds to breath, and then was away again. The next few went the same way, and he was more than halfway to his goal when the unthinkable happened.

He tripped.

Down he went in a cloud of caliche dust, and it was only the foresight of wearing a particulate mask that saved him from a heavy coughing fit. There was no time to waste being grateful, though; he was still ten meters short of his goal, and he could see the next drone coming towards him, spotlight a merciless white in the dark night air.

He didn’t bother trying to stand up all the way, lunging desperately forward into an ungainly four-limbed scramble. It was faster to run, but he didn’t have time to get to his feet, but if he was caught-!

Vector dove into a roll, coming up hard against the stone overhang that had been his goal. Light shone down on the rock, and he froze for a moment. Two moments. Time stretched, if he’d blown this…

No alarms sounded, and the light continued on. Vector heaved a breath and fought to get his stuttering pulse under control.

That had been close.

Too close.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=222#p222 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:00:22 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=222#p222
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“Frak!”

Johnny cursed and ducked behind the engineering console he’d been working at as another shot hit the heavy bulkheads over the engineering section. Sparks flew as one of the secondary power couplings tore free of its moorings and thrashed through the air like something actually alive. The emergency lights flickered, bloody red light almost oozing down the walls in an effect Johnny was pretty sure he’d seen in a cheap horror flick once.

Except for the fact that this wasn’t a cheap flick, this was a very expensive flick and his life if he didn’t get the stupid inertia dampeners online. The blood on the walls would become very real if they tried any more insane maneuvers and Newton’s First Law came around to bite them in the ass. He came up from beside the console and hit four more buttons in rapid succession; the feeling of the deck bucking beneath his feet eased, but didn’t vanish and he grimly called up status reports for the main engines. Reactor one was entirely offline, and reactor two wasn’t far behind; the main dynamic coupling had taken blowback and was on the verge of failing, and there were more systems listed in red than there were noted as having taken no damage.

He desperately wanted to wipe the sweat off his forehead, but he’d put his envirosuit on when the first shot had hit the shields; call him a pessimist, but in Johnny’s experience engineering usually ended up with one or two atmo-sucking holes in any given conflict and hard vaccuum wasn’t a fun experience. He’d talked Vector into splurging for heavier shielding on the section, but the Golden Fleece wasn’t some gigantic turtle of a ship to take every licking and keep on ticking.

Still, it did mean he didn’t have to use the (currently inoperable) shipboard intercom. He reached up and keyed the communicator on his helmet open.

“Vector! We take any more hits like that last one, and we aren’t going to have an engineering section anymore!”

Static answered him, and he felt a cold hand grip his heart. Still, he had to try again.

“ Vector, you space-sucking son of a bitch I know you can hear me! Just tell me what you need, whatever crazy fucking maneuver you’ve pulled out of your ass this time!”

Static.

“VECTOR!”

The answer, surprisingly, didn’t come from his communicator, but from one of the few systems on the ship that still worked. Then again, it was the sort of system that was specifically hardened to work in every emergency.

“All hands, abandon ship. I repeat, all hands, abandon ship. This means you, Johnny! I’m not peeling your sorry carcass off a bulkhead!”

The emergency intercom system flattened Vector’s voice to an almost comic point, but there was nothing fucking funny about the message it was sending. Johnny felt his hands convulsively close on the edges of the engineering console. The Golden Fleece was his home and lifeblood; he’d gone through every single system on the ship at least once when she’d first come under his care, and multiple times since then in repairs and refits, in maintenance and machinations. This ship was probably the closest thing to offspring he’d ever have, and Vector was just going to abandon her?

Not on his watch.

Johnny’s hands danced over the console, heedless of the spitting cable that still danced wildly just over his head. He had to get reactor one back online, stop the feedback from blowing whatever remained of the buffer coils, reroute power to shields and whatever weapons systems were still in a shape to take the enemy out of the sky. He just needed to make some adjustments, work the impellers to jumpstart it, and-

“Johnny!”

This time, the shout came through the short-range communicator in his suit, and Johnny looked up in surprise.

Vector stood in the doorway of the engineering section, his face obscured by the mirrored faceplate of his envirosuit and that apparently the starboard gravitic impellers had caught fire at some point when Johnny wasn’t looking - probably when he’d overloaded them in an attempt to bump reactor one back online. The flames were pretty impressive, and Johnny jabbed at the non-responsive engineering fire supression systems in the vain hope that the manual prodding would bring them back online to do their void-slagging jobs.

They failed to do so, and Johnny cursed as he abandoned the fire suppression system in favor of the rapidly-failing reactor two. Someone had apparently just put a hole in the coolant housing, and the temperatures were beginning to redline.

“Johnny!”

This time, Vector’s voice was accompanied by a hand grabbing the epaulet-handhold of Johnny’s suit.

“Johnny, we have to get out of here!”

“I’m not leaving!” Johnny roared back, grabbing desperately for controls that were flickering and fading even as he tried to work with them. “She’s my ship, I can still bring her ‘round!”

“I’m not leaving you! There’s too many of them, and the Fleece isn’t going anywhere anymore!”

A strong yank on his suit only made Johnny grip the failing console harder. Sparks shot out from beneath the surface, and the display itself began to flicker and fuzz in and out.

“No!”

“Johnny! I have a plan, but I need you! We need you! Quick, Sneaks, Addams - all of us! I’m not letting anyone else go!”

Johnny’s breath froze for a long moment as a handsome, black-eyed face flashed before his eyes. Buddy was…Buddy had been…

He cursed and let go of the podium even as it eploded in a shower of breakaway shrapnel that pattered against the front of his suit. Vector tugged on him again, and together they began to run through the fluctuating gravity field towards the last of the lifepods. Behind them, the fires in the engine room roared into an inferno and the Golden Fleece writhed in its death throes.

Neither man looked back.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=223#p223 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:00:45 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=43&p=223#p223
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It starts with a man and his son, living in a little cottage only just within a day’s walk of the nearest village.

The villagers cannot say when the two moved in, simply that one day the man came to market to buy supplies for himself and his son. A stranger in town was a thing most unusual, and so when the town gossips tried and failed to get the man’s purpose, marital status, location, even his name - well. It did nothing to endear him to the town.

He purchased a nanny goat, several packs of seeds, some leather, and a number of yards of sturdy canvas and twine at the outrageous prices the villagers named without objecting or even attempting to haggle. While the villagers were pleased with their newfound wealth, they only grew more suspicious of the man. Several of the young adults in the village attempted to follow him to his home after he had left, but no matter how wily or cunning they were, he lost them all within the first hour.

The man himself went home to his cottage and his infant son, and cared for the child. He was efficient, if not loving, and the trend continued for years. The son grew from infant to toddler, from toddler to child, and from boy to man in this way. His father taught him lessons that would have left the village in a tizzy, and every night just before bed the father reminded his son of what he must do; what the grand plan was. And every night, the son agreed to do it.

The son never went with his father to the village, for his father had deemed it inadvisable for the son to form attachments among those people. The only time he saw a human other than his father was the one time a village lad successfully followed his father home, but he never saw the villager again after his father had sent the lad away with strong words. His childhood was lonely, though he never truly knew his loss and instead convinced himself that the creatures of the forest were companions enough. His father did not entirely approve, but did not dissuade him from practicing his skills upon them.

Eventually, the time began to arrive; its coming was heralded by a strange series of meteor strikes and hulking creatures in the forest. A blight crept upon the land and into the water, brought by the strange creatures with blood like ink. The man began making preparations for them to leave, and the son accepted his father’s decision.

The blight did not affect them, though many in the village sickened and died, and the man had not foreseen that. In a place of fear, jealousy grows of those who are not suffering. In the place of jealousy, suspicion takes root. And the blossoms of suspicion are hatred.

The night before the man had decreed they would leave, the villagers came; those that were left, anyway. They came with oil, and with straw, and with torches. They believed, with all their fear, their jealousy, their suspicion and hatred, that getting rid of the unnatural man and his no doubt equally unnatural offspring would remove the blight from their land.

It ends with a towering inferno, with choking smoke and not a single shred of hope for escape.

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It starts with a man and his son, living in what might generously be called an apartment.

It is a single room, with a corner for a sort of kitchen and a single bathroom down the hall that is shared among the entire floor. The building itself is ten stories tall, and each floor is the same as the next. It is not a terribly tall building by the city’s standards, nor do its windows have a particularly nice view; it is designed to house workers for the nearby factory, and nothing else. The apartments are assigned at no cost to the factory workers, but if - when - the factory worker the unit was assigned to is killed, their apartments are emptied of people and furniture and the next worker is brought in to take their place.

The man worked the factory during the day; he could not live in the building otherwise. He was not the best of workers, but neither was he the worst. He somehow managed to avoid the everyday accidents and cover-ups that took life after life among his fellow factory workers, and came home every night to tell his son the stories he needed to know and tell him knowledge of what the future would bring.

During the day, however, the son was given over to the mothers and those unable to work, who stayed in the building during factory hours. Not every factory worker had a family, and those who had children did not always have spouses. A system had evolved where every morning just before all the workers left for the factory, the mothers of the other children on the floor where they lived would come by and collect those children who would otherwise go unsupervised and take care of them for the day. The people unable to work became ‘uncles’ to the children, helping in their care and upkeep. If they were good at it, more often than not when their factory worker died another would be willing to marry them or bring them into a new apartment, to keep them and their own children in the building.

The man had been reluctant at first, but had capitulated to the need. The son grew from infant to toddler, from toddler to child, and from boy to man with the lessons of his father ringing in his ears at night, and the lessons of the mothers and uncles and the noise of the other children ringing in his ears during the day. His father said that he would save their people, that one day he would be expected to destroy the worlds to make them anew; the mothers said to wash his hands and say please when he needed something, and above all else to be kind to his fellow humans. The uncles said not to pick fights where one was not picked with him first, and the other children scoffed at the notion of destroying everything to make it anew - there was a lot of everything, after all - and so the son began to doubt.

He doubted as he grew from toddler to child, and from boy to man, and when he was old enough to go to the factories himself if he so desired, he stood before his father one night and asked him what would happen to the other people, when his destiny came to fruition. The father told him that these people were only reflections, shadows from a candle’s flames, and that the true people - his people - would be saved. Would be free.

The son went away and spoke to his friends in the building, and around it. He spoke to the mothers who had raised him to be kind, and the sort-of uncles who had taught him patience and how to knock back a shot of alcohol without falling on his ass. His friends scoffed at the idea of being mere shadows; the mothers patted his head and gave him a treat and told him that nothing lasts forever but should be treasured while it is here; the uncles gave him whiskey and told him seriously that while some things were beyond fixing, there was worth in them anyway.

And so when the son returned home, he looked his father in the eye and told him no.

The father accepted this only after a prolonged discussion. Finally, he said that the boy was as human as the rest, and free to do as he wished no matter the consequences. The son went to sleep that night, buoyed by his victory.

The next morning the father went to the factory and stepped calmly into a runaway drill press, saving the four other men it would have crushed had his body not gotten tangled in the gears. The son was given no time to grieve, and turned out on the street. With a minimum of skills, he drifted from job to job, from temporary house to temporary house.

It ends with an unseasonable frost and a still form huddled in an alleyway come morning.

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It starts with a baby, placed on the steps of an orphanage.

He is not the first, and far from the last to be brought to the orphanage in such a fashion. The caretakers find him in the morning and bundle him inside, placing him in the nursery with all the other babes to which they tend. His swaddling is searched, but there is nothing to identify him or the person who brought him. He is given a name, and put into their records.

The orphanage is very full of children at all stages of growth, from teenagers who help corral the younger ones to unholy terrors who have figured out what legs and hands are for and are determined to use both to the very furthest extent of the law. One more baby is a blip in the background noise of the place, and the name he is given of little consequence.

The baby grows from infant to toddler, from toddler to child, and from boy to man in that place. He is one of the better behaved ones, which means he gets into a minimum of trouble and is trusted to help with the younger children at an earlier stage than most. His days are filled with the rambunctious noise of dozens of other children and he plays and learns and grows up alongside his many siblings of choice; the younger ones love him and the older ones tolerate him and he grows up as happy as one can be in a place where the adults have to spend nearly all their time keeping the children fed and clothed and never mind about nurturing.

He loves the orphanage, and so when the time comes to leave he instead chooses to stay and help. Being an adult in the orphanage is much, much harder than being a child in it, but he is determined.

Years pass, and eventually he begins to dream. He dreams of a figure in a black cloak that tells him how to use what it claims are his special powers. He does what the figure says to a bureaucrat looking to shut the orphanage down so that their funds may be given to other projects the bureaucrat values more highly, and is pleased with the result. He dreams of a figure in a black cloak telling him of danger in the near future, and wakes in time to deal with a fire one of the children accidentally starts.

He dreams of a figure in a black cloak telling him to leave the orphanage to fulfill his destiny. He wakes, and does not leave.

It ends with a revolution, sweeping through the city and leaving the orphanage a smoldering ruin with far too many still figures huddled inside.

——

It starts with a baby left in a hospital.

None of the doctors and nurses can figure out who left it, or to which of the pregnant mothers it should go. Finally, one of them locates a mother admitted for pregnancy but for whom no baby is listed; satisfied by their own oversight, they give the baby to the overjoyed mother and fill in the paperwork correctly as it should have been in the first place. The father is proud to have a son.

The trio go home to a luxurious mansion on the edge of town, and the son grows from infant to toddler, and from toddler to child. The proud parents go out for a night on the town to celebrate their child’s birthday - never mind that it is becoming clearer as he grows that his features match neither of them, he is theirs and that is all that matters - and decide to take a shortcut between the holoview station and the restaurant their child has chosen and where he will undoubtedly consume far too many sweets to sleep comfortably.

It ends with three gunshots and the sound of fleeing feet as blood pools on the street.

——

It starts with a baby, left on the steps of a childless pair of farmers.

They take the boy in and raise him right, as only farmers can. He learns to love the land from his father, and he learns to love other people from his mother, and by the time he begins to dream of a figure in a black cloak, he is well content to remain where he is for the rest of his life. His dreams do not need to be bigger, for what could be better than home?

It ends with a blight that kills first the crops, then the land, then the farmers.

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It starts with a baby -

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It starts with -

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It starts -

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It -

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It starts with a baby, left in a basket on the steps of a monastery and taken in by the monks to live and to learn the ways of a parallel.
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Tag bounced a little as he walked quickly through the familiar corridors of the Parallel Monastery.

It’d been his home for as long as he could remember, and he knew every nook and cranny like the back of his hand - much to the Old Guards’ displeasure when he decided he didn’t want them to find him. It didn’t happen often, but it always exasperated Toman when he hid and the faces he made while he lectured Tag about not doing it again were almost worth the trouble of doing it again - but only almost. Tag didn’t like to cause too much trouble, not when the Order Parallel had been so good to him.

Today, though, hiding was the last thing on Tag’s mind. Normally he wasn’t allowed to watch the parallels-to-be train with their elements, but Secundus had promised to show him the newest trick the older almost-parallel had picked up from one of the vids from the Lightning planet - Secundus’ home planet. Apparently, if you were clever enough, you could modulate the heat-frequency of lightning and make it play music! The thought made Tag wish, for just a moment, that he could control the lightning too - but he pushed the thought away. Toman always said he had more growing up to do when he asked about what magic he could do, even though Stephano always told him he didn’t have magic at all, and it was all very confusing.

Still, watching other people use magic was almost as cool as using magic himself, and he was very excited to see Secundus’ new trick. Tag picked up a little more speed into a sort of half-jog - there was no running in the corridors, they weren’t wide enough to accommodate more than two people across as if he ran that wouldn’t leave space for other people. According to Toman, anyway, and he always seemed to have the best answers to whatever questions popped into Tag’s head. Still, half-jogging wasn’t running and it got him to the Lightning practice room that much quicker.

Each element had their own specialized practice room in the monastery, designed specifically to contain any kind of magical accidents that happened inside of it. The Lightning room had a little bucket outside for people to leave anything metal they might be carrying, and a big copper rod stuck firmly into the solid stone of the floor. Tag hurriedly rifled his pockets, nearly hopping from foot to foot in his impatience as he made absolutely certain he hadn’t accidentally left a fork or something in one of his pockets. But the only things in there were a cool stone he’d found on the grounds and a small, equally interesting flower he’d found near it - he wanted to show them to Toman later, but they shouldn’t mess up any Lightning magic so he hurriedly shoved them back where he’d pulled them from and pushed the door open.

Secundus looked up from his lotus position on the floor and smiled when he saw Tag. “Tag! I’m glad you made it. Much longer, and I’d’ve had to start without you - I could only get the room to myself for so long on account of Blayze and Accalia wanting to practice their lightning spears today too.”

With a spry wiggle, Secundus unfolded himself from the floor and gestured to a corner of the room most notable for the heavy woven mat that rested on it. “You’ll have to stay in the observer’s corner - the bolts can get a little unpredictable when I modulate them.”

He looked very apologetic and Tag shook his head vigorously enough to flap his ears a little. “No, no! I’m so happy you’re letting me watch today, I don’t mind standing somewhere safe.”

To prove his point he ran over and jumped onto the mat - though the one inch of extra height it offered above the floor didn’t warrant such an exaggerated motion. Still, it was worth it to see the worry clear off of Secundus’ face and the parallel-in-training threw back his head to laugh.

“Well! With an attitude like that, I guess there isn’t much point in waiting any more! Just remember, stay on the mat. No matter what, okay?”

Tag nodded energetically, and Secundus laughed again. Without another word, the older boy turned to face the copper lightning rod and raised both his hands in front of him. Cyan sparks flickered between his fingers, and the stench of ozone filled the air as all the hairs on Tag’s head stood on end. He giggled at the feeling, and Secundus glanced at him inquiringly - and did a double take at whatever he saw, fear in his eyes.

“No-!”

Tag blinked, Secundus’ terrified face swimming into view not four inches from his own.

“I’m thirsty,” he said, and Secundus burst into tears.

Tag only had a dazed moment to think I can’t drink that before the door behind Secundus burst open and Toman sprinted inside, followed by a worried-looking Accalia and Blayze. He looked weird like Secundus looked weird, swimming in and out of focus in front of Tag even as the older man rushed over and pulled Secundus off of him. Blayze grabbed the sobbing boy and pulled him in close, patting his back awkwardly as Secundus soaked his tunic shoulder with tears.

Tag blinked. That, that wasn’t right, Secundus shouldn’t be crying, he’d only been- he was only going to-

“How many fingers am I holding up?” Toman demanded, blocking Tag’s view of Secundus with his hand.

Tag squinted. “Three. No, four. Two? Stop putting them up and down,” he complained, and watched Toman’s face darken with worry.

“Go tell the infirmary to prep for serious electrocution,” he said, half-turning to address Accalia, and the girl paled and gulped before vanishing out the door. Toman turned back to Tag and put a gentle hand under his shoulders.

“I’m going to pick you up, and I’m going to take you to the infirmary, okay?” he said seriously, looking Tag straight in the eye.

Tag nodded. “Okay.” Then a thought occurred to him. “Don’t be mad at Secundus, okay? He was just going to show me how they make music on the Lightning planet, it’s not his fault, I begged him to show me.”

Toman shook his head. “He should have known better - rules are in place for a reason.” He held up a hand to forestall Tag as the boy opened his mouth to retort. “We can discuss Secundus later. Right now, you need to get to the infirmary. I’m going to lift you on the count of three. One, two-”

Tag passed out.
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When Tag woke up, he was lying on something soft and supportive with exactly zero memory of how he’d gotten there - the last thing he remembered was…was…

“Oh good, you’re awake.”

Tag looked up to see Toman walking towards him down the line of soft, white-linen-covered beds that constituted the infirmary of the monastery. He had a cup in each hand - one that steamed gently and one that didn’t. Upon reaching Tag’s bed, Toman reached down slowly and held out the cup that didn’t steam. Tag had to grip it with both hands - his muscles felt like jello - but an exploratory sip revealed it to contain cool well-water and he drink greedily until Toman reached over to stop him.

“Woah easy here, you’ll make yourself sick if you gulp it down like that. Small sips,” he cautioned as he guided the cup away from Tag’s lips. Tag sighed but nodded. The water he’d managed to get so far had sent pleasant tendrils of coolness through his chest, and while he still felt like he could drink a whole bucket of water he no longer felt inclined to try and drink the whole well. He licked his lips anyway, chasing any remaining droplets, and Toman shook his head with a huff of exasperated laughter before sobering again.

“Tag, I need to know what you remember,” he said in that too-calm way that Tag knew from past experience meant that he about to be in trouble.

He looked down and rubbed his forefinger along the line of scar that traced a path down the side of his thumb - Stephano had tried to break him of the habit many times, but Toman didn’t care. “I was in the Lightning practice room,” he said slowly, trying to stave off the inevitable scolding for as long as possible. “Secundus was there too; I’d forced him to promise me he’d show me something he saw in the vids from Lightning where they’d figured out how to make music from magic. He was going to play ‘The Planets Shine in the Continuum’s Light,’ I think, which I know is a kid’s song but we have to start somewhere, right?”

Toman’s expression didn’t change. “And then?”

Tag felt his heart speed up a little - or try to, anyway. It definitely skipped a beat in a way that didn’t exactly feel healthy, but he didn’t mention it as he continued. “And so we were in the practice room and I was on the safety mat, and…and..” Flashes of memory played in his mind - Secundus’ terrified face, the salty drip of tears, Toman cradling him against his chest, the hallways leading to the infirmary - but nothing concrete, nothing that made words come out of his mouth so Tag fell silent with a frustrated huff.

Toman nodded slowly and sat on the low stool that had been sitting next to the bed out of Tag’s line of sight before sighing deeply. “Secundus’ story matches up with yours, except that he insists it was all his idea and that you’d been punished enough already.”

Tag opened his mouth to object - it had been his idea, not Secundus’, and it wasn’t Secundus’ fault - but Toman held up a hand. “As it happens, I feel like you are both to blame for what happened. Granted, what happened was merely an accident; Secundus assures me that as far as he knew, he’d laid down the necessary pathing to put the Lightning into the rod and has no idea why it got diverted to you. Nobody intends for accidents to happen, which is why they are accidents and not anything else, and so I do not blame either of you for what actually happened. However,” he continued, with a stern look that made Tag want to sink into the floor and disappear forever, “that does not absolve either of you of the responsibility for the actions you took leading up to that accident. Rules are in place precisely to prevent accidents like this, and it was breaking those rules that allowed this accident to happen.”

He sighed and rubbed his forehead with his free hand, the other still occupied by the cup that was now no longer noticeably steaming. “I’m suspending all of Secundus’ outings for the next three months, and he’ll spend that same period scrubbing the refectory every night after supper. As for you,” he said, looking directly at Tag and making him squirm, “your library privileges are suspended for three months, and you’ll be washing dishes with the cooks after supper as well. People who don’t have the elements the training rooms are designed for aren’t allowed in them for a reason, Tag, and it’s not just you. The only reason we have extra safeguards is for testing days when an impartial judge is required and only people of the incorrect element are available.”

Tag hung his head as best he could, given that he was still mostly lying down. It ended up being more of a sulky head tilt than anything, but it was the best he could do without actually sliding to the floor and Toman seemed to sense that. Reaching over, he patted Tag’s shoulder with his free hand. “If it’s any consolation, Secundus is waiting outside to speak with you.”

The thought filled Tag with a sinking kind of dread - would the older boy yell at him for getting him into trouble? - but he put on a brave face and Toman ruffled his hair. “Chin up, Tag. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised. Drink this before I let him in, though,” he said, and held out the cup that he still had in one hand.

Tag took it in both of his and drank deeply - only just avoiding spitting the tepid, bitter liquid inside out all over his bed. He gulped the first mouthful of the nasty tea and looked at Toman, hoping against hope that that would be enough but the Old Guard simply gestured at him to drink up. Screwing his face up, Tag drank the rest down in two more big gulps and panted heavily afterwards in the vague hope that the air moving over his tongue would somehow diminish the bitter flavor.

Toman laughed and handed him the water cup, and patted him on the head before standing. He glanced down at the prone Tag, and his face softened. “Remember, Tag, I’m not angry you got hurt - that’s life. I’m disappointed you made choices that lead you to getting hurt unnecessarily. Try to be more careful next time, okay?”

Tag could only nod mutely, and Toman nodded back before walking away down the row of otherwise unoccupied beds. Tag sipped at the water to try and wash the awful, awful flavor of the bitter tea out of his mouth, but before he’d really succeeded Secundus was rushing down between the rows of beds.

“Tag! Thank the Continuum you’re all right!” Secundus skidded to a stop next to his bed, narrowly avoiding ramming it with his knees, and Tag looked up at him owl-eyed.

“Why wouldn’t I be alright? You’re good with the Lightning, and you didn’t mean to hurt me,” Tag said reasonably, and Secundus laughed a little wetly.

“That’s you all over Tag, always looking on the bright side.” Secundus slumped onto the stool so recently abandoned by Toman and hung his head. “I’m sorry, Tag, I didn’t mean for you to get hurt. You were just, just so excited to see the music, and it doesn’t take much power and I thought it’d be safe to show you but -” he paused to suck in a deep, thick breath, “ - but there was too much power, more than I meant, and - and - and you could have died, Tag,” Secundus said miserably, sounding very small, and Tag blinked.

Too much power? He could have died? He blinked and swallowed, suddenly feeling pretty unsteady himself. “Wh- what do you mean by 'too much power?’” he asked, fear making his throat tight and a miserable little noise pushed itself out of Secundus’ throat as tears began rolling down his face.

“The music doesn’t t-take much, b-but when the p-pathway switched to you it, it, it pulled all the power I had ready, for the whole song. You t-took nearly thirty th-thousand volts, Tag. I thought-t-t you were dead, like, like,” words failed him as he began to cry in earnest, and Tag felt sympathetic tears well up in his own eyes.

Everyone knew Secundus’ story. He used to help with the two cows the monastery kept for their milk - mucking out their stalls, bringing them hay and oats, walking them to and from pasture. He hadn’t needed to do it - he was here to learn to be a parallel, after all, not like Tag - but he’d wanted to and nobody had objected. He had loved those cows - Bessie and Spots - and they had loved him right back.

Right up until the storm blew in.

The lightning strike had been enough to wake up Secundus’ then-dormant lightning powers, and he’d been so overjoyed with his newfound power that he hadn’t realized it had also charged him up. He’d gone to hug Bessie and Spots…

A tear slid down Tag’s cheek as he reached over and laid a hand on Secundus’ arm. “Hey,” he said gently, and Secundus looked at him with a tear-stained face. “It’s not your fault. You didn’t know that would happen. Toman said accidents are just things that happen, and I agree with him. It’s not your fault I got hit - if anything, it’s mine for insisting on you showing me.”

Secundus shook his head vigorously, but seemed too choked up to speak. Tag thought for a moment before he squeezed Secundus’ arm again. “Okay, well, if it helps we’re both in trouble with Toman, so maybe we’re equally at fault? And we know enough not to do it again?”

Secundus laughed a laugh that was only a little better than a sob and reached over to squeeze Tag’s arm back.

“Yeah. Okay. Deal.”
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Chase let his eyes rove around the darkened halls of the monastery nervously.

He’d worked at the place since his dad had deemed him old enough to start running simple errands there, sure, but this time of year never failed to be spooky in a way he couldn’t easily define. The empty halls that normally bustled with life echoed every foot step and labored breath until Chase found himself tiptoeing along and doing his best to keep his gulps of air quiet. It wasn’t just that the braziers were low, or that the lanterns that normally lit the place were dimmed; there was something in the corners, too, lurking in the shadows. His dad had told him it was nonsense, but Chase couldn’t help but wonder if all the centuries of psychics and magickers hadn’t…done something to the place.

The bucket of horse feed in his hands didn’t help any; while Gas had been drunkenly adamant he wanted more of the stuff, Chase privately thought that the man would likely be snoring in his chair by the time it actually got back to him. Still, Gas was probably the number one teacher you didn’t want to piss off, even if you weren’t one of his pupils, and so Chase had gone to refill the bucket. He had to hold it awkwardly away from his body while walking, otherwise the tiny kernels rattled and the handle clanked in a way that had nearly given him a heart attack a few corridors back. It made his shoulder ache from the effort, and he had to wonder if it would be easier and maybe even a bit less noisy to just hold the stupid thing up against his chest to muffle any noise when he turned a corner.

Someone tackled him.

“Oh my gosh!” Chase yelped as his bucket hit the floor with an almighty CRASH, tiny kernels of dried corn skittering and spreading across the cool flagstones of the hallway. He could feel his heart wildly trying to beat right out of his chest as he stared up into the equally startled face of Tag.

The older boy was something of an anomaly among the servants. Chase and his dad and nearly everyone else he knew went home at the end of the day. They lived in neat, white stucco houses about ten minutes walk down the wide, flat path from the gates and Chase shared his sleeping pallet with the family dog whenever the nights got too chilly. But Tag stayed at the monastery, and slept in the common dorms with the parallels-in-training - the thought of which gave Chase the shudders. Parallels were usually pretty good about not using their powers on other people, but that didn’t mean that the ones in training knew enough to not do that and Chase would rather sleep in the hayloft than in the barracks with a bunch of half-trained parallels. Especially the ones who had psychic powers - the thought of one of those getting inside his head made his guts curdle.

Tag didn’t seem to mind it, though, and Chase had never quite gotten up enough courage to offer a place in his family’s sleeping room to the older boy. There was something about him that discouraged it, which was probably why he’d never been fostered out to one of the caretaker families. Chase could think of at least half a dozen families who probably wouldn’t have noticed another mouth at the table, and a couple more who would actively welcome it, but none of them had taken Tag in.

Chase could almost understand why as he and Tag stared at each other wild-eyed for a few tense moments. There was something…off in the back of Tag’s eyes, though Chase was distracted almost immediately by Tag laying into him.

“Chase, what are you sneaking for??” Tag was clutching at wall, seemingly put off-balance by the same impact that had knocked Chase down, and looked nonplussed at the younger boy’s appearance behind him in the halls.

“It’s scary out here!” Chase snapped back defensively, hating the whine in his voice. It was stupid to be afraid, there was nothing on the moon that could harm them, but…

“Well yeah, it’s scary because you’re sneaking behind me!” Tag shot back, and Chase was a little relieved to hear how high his voice had gone as well. There was something obscurely comforting in the fact that Tag found the halls unnerving, too.

He did have to clear up one point, though. “I wasn’t sneaking behind you!”

“What were you doing??”

“I was just getting this parched corn!” Chase protested, holding up the empty bucket for a moment before remembering that the corn inside was now scattered over half the hallway around them and putting it back down with a grimace. He’d be in the soup for sure if he didn’t clean it up, never mind what Gas would do to him.

“Did you see me?” Tag asked, and Chase resisted the urge to push himself away on his elbows. That weird thing was back in Tag’s eyes, and he didn’t like it.

“No! Were you sneaking?” Chase asked suspiciously. Maybe he wasn’t the quietest person in the hallways, but he hadn’t heard anyone in front of him. Though he had to admit, if he had heard someone in front of him he would’ve probably tried to scare them - especially if it was Malia, a housekeeper about his age. Making her scream was one of the funniest pastimes whenever things got too dull, in Chase’s opinion - though she’d promised to thrash him if he did it again.

“No, I wasn’t sneaking. I thought you could see me and that therefore since I couldn’t see you, you were sneaking. But I guess if you couldn’t see me, you maybe weren’t sneaking…” Tag trailed off, stance relaxing a little, and Chase pushed himself to his feet.

“No. What are you doing?” Chase reached down and picked up the book that had fallen out of Tag’s arms when they’d collided, and noticed absently that it left a perfectly book-shaped clean spot in the middle of the mass of kernels.

“Do - don’t open that! Don’t open that! It’s Ser Drake’s!” Tag sounded panicked again, but it was too late as the book fell apart of its own accord in Chase’s hands.

The bottom cover fell away from it in a way Chase was pretty sure books weren’t supposed to be able to move, and he had one heart-stopping moment of fear as he wondered if he’d managed to damage Ser Drake’s book. Ser Drake wasn’t as actively scary as Gas was, but he was the head of the armory. Chase had heard from his cousin that Drake knew how to use every weapon in that room, and could kill you dead before you even knew he’d moved - and Chase had just damaged his book.

The moment was short-lived as a scroll fell out of a hollow place inside the book and the cover flapped a bit like a box on a hinge. Chase let out what felt like his entire soul in a sigh of relief - if the book was supposed to open that way, then he hadn’t broken it. Still, he was curious about what had fallen out and he stooped down to scoop it out of the mess on the floor.

“Oop, sorry,” he apologized to Tag as he flipped the book around and started trying to put the scroll back. For some reason, while it had been loose enough to fall out easily it was now too wide to fit in even slantwise. Maybe it had unrolled a little when it fell?

“It’s okay,” Tag said quietly, eyes on Chase’s hands as the younger man struggled to get the scroll back in the book - which just made him fumble it more because the older boy was watching him.

“What is it?” Chase asked, finally giving up on trying to cram the scroll back where it belonged. It was almost like the thing didn’t want to go back, like it was actively resisting his efforts - but that was stupid, objects couldn’t do that, not even magical ones.

“Well- it- y'know- it’s- look, honestly, I don’t know if I’m supposed to know…Look, Ser Drake gave this to me to take to his room. He might have been relying…”

“Ooooooooo” Chase said mockingly. Tag had been at the monastery for longer than Chase had been alive, sure, but he was such a teacher’s pet for someone who wasn’t even a candidate for the Order. Not even Malia - a suck-up of the first order - had it as bad as Tag did.

“‘Ooo’? What do you mean 'ooo’? Why are you saying it like that?”

“Oooooo,” Chase repeated. It was funny to watch Tag’s face work as he tried to parse out what Chase was saying, and Chase was not about to clue him in any time soon. It was almost as good as making Malia’s face scrunch up.

“What does that even mean?” Tag snapped, taking a step towards Chase, and the younger man suppressed the urge to take a step away.

“Teacher’s pet,” he taunted instead, making sure to layer the insinuation as thick as he could manage.

“No, dude, he just asked me to do it, it’s not a teacher’s pet thing! I was there,” Tag insisted, and Chase snickered rudely.

“You were 'just there’ hosting the teachers’ dinner,” he retorted.

“What are you doing with that pail of parched corn?” Tag shot back, and Chase glanced down at the empty bucket in his hand before making a vague 'what can you do’ gesture.

“Gas cornered me and told me to go get more parched corn.”

“Ooooooo,” said Tag, and Chase felt himself shrivel a little on the inside at the mocking edge in the older boy’s tone. “How does it feel? OooooOOoooOOoo.”

“My task was so much less cool and secretive,” Chase muttered sullenly. Tag gave him the stink eye and Chase hunched up so that his shoulders were at his ears. How Tag made him feel like he was getting a dressing down from his mother, he had no idea. “…but it felt bad,” he mumbled, and Tag took a step back apparently satisfied.

“Well, it’s just - it’s just a scroll,” Tag said as he pulled off the ring holding the scroll closed - a ring would should have prevented it from unrolling on its own even a little bit, and Chase glanced between it and the fake book again. It should have fit easily, but it hadn’t for whatever reason. The older boy unrolled it and looked for a few moments before looking over at Chase.

“Have you ever been to the Hall of Doors?” The older boy asked, and Chase started - the silence had started getting spooky again, in the time Tag had just stood there reading.

“I’ve-” Chase paused and glanced around, though he and Tag were definitely the only two even in this part of the building. While it wasn’t strictly speaking against the rules for a non-parallel to go into the Hall of Doors, it certainly wasn’t encouraged and even the parallels only went there once in a few years. “I’ve snuck in,” he murmured to Tag, quietly enough that the older boy had to lean in to hear him.

Tag blinked down at him. “Well it’s not- I mean, there’s, there’s nothing to- there’s nothing there. It’s like, everyone keeps talking about this like it’s this ancient, mystical, powerful thing, but they don’t DO anything. You can’t open the doors, not any of them.”

Chase could feel his eyebrows crawling for the top of his forehead and he leaned forward conspiratorially. “Have you ever been to the Hall of Doors?”

“Sure I’ve been to the Hall of Doors,” Tag said, waving a dismissive hand, “but it’s just like walking through a hall that has - I mean, I’m sorry, I’m not trying to be a, a you know, irreverent, but I, I just don’t get it. They’re doors. Maybe one time a long time ago they did powerful stuff, but now they’re just decorative. And,” he said, like this was the most important part, “they don’t even really gel together.”

Chase remembered his visit to the Hall vividly. It’d been a year or two ago, and Malia had said he was too scared to go into the room. He hadn’t been about to take that lying down, so he’d faked a stomachache the next day when he was supposed to be mopping the floors near the meditation halls and snuck away from the infirmary. There had been a few near-misses of people catching him where he wasn’t supposed to be, but by the time he’d gotten to the Hall most of the traffic had petered out. After all, the Hall didn’t lead anywhere anymore.

He’d taken a few steps inside, and been struck by the profound silence in the place. It was the kind of quiet that pressed on your eardrums hard enough that it felt like you needed to pop your ears - but no amount of swallowing would make the feeling go away. Tag was right in that none of the doors matched each other, but Chase had seen more jewels in the two minutes he’d spent in the place than he’d ever seen before - or, for that matter, since. It wasn’t that jewelry was forbidden to parallels, it was that it got in the way of combat training and could result in some pretty nasty injuries so most people chose not to wear it.

Still, there was definitely far more to the Hall than Tag made it out to be, and Chase could feel the sneer curling along his lips as he spoke.

“You’re just so cool and unfazed by any of this stuff, Tag. Can I see the scroll?” Whatever Tag had read on the scroll clearly had to do with the Hall of Doors, and if Tag was gonna be a wuss about it then Chase was definitely going to investigate.

Of course, it’d be easier if Tag just gave him the scroll.

“Are you mocking me?” Tag asked, and Chase gave him a look that he hoped conveyed that the taller boy was being thicker than two planks.

“Yeah,” he said pointedly, and Tag rolled his eyes briefly before holding out the yellowing parchment of the scroll.

“Okay, sure,” he said.

Chase reached out and took the yellowed parchment, and without waiting to see what Tag would do he took off down the left-hand corridor. The Hall of Doors wasn’t near, but there wouldn’t be anyone between him and it tonight so he could go as fast as he liked and nobody was going to scold him about running in the halls. Besides, Tag was just gonna do what Ser Drake told him to do and not even try and figure out the scroll, and that was boring.

“CHASE!” Tag shouted behind him, but Chase didn’t slow down one jot as he turned another corner.

He could hear the older boy starting to run after him, but there was no way Tag was going to catch him before he reached his destination. While Tag was definitely taller, he was gangly and uncoordinated at the best of times so his height wouldn’t work for him. Chase had seen him trying to run somewhere when he was late on more than one occasion and…a muffled thud and the painful sound of a body hitting the stone floor echoed behind Chase and he couldn’t help but wince in sympathy even as he continued to run. That happened; Tag would misjudge his clearance around a corner, or trip on a step, or over his own two feet, and down he’d go. It was never much of a deterrent, though, and Chase could hear the footsteps behind him resume as Tag apparently managed to find his feet again.

Still, Chase arrived at the Hall of Doors with a pretty comfortable lead, and he took a second to breath through the stitch in his side before unrolling the scroll. He’d left the door behind him open, but it wasn’t like anyone was going to catch him except Tag, and if he could figure out this scroll before the taller boy arrived then it wouldn’t matter.

A complex system of runes and astrological signs winked back at him from the paper, and Chase frowned. He didn’t get many chances to read, in spite of the monastery having a reasonably extensive library that was - at least, in the common sections - open to all on Cylvahl Cylesso. The hard labor of keeping the building clean and in good repair meant that Chase rarely had time to settle down with a book, and he’d only been a middling reader anyway when he’d finished the optional classes for the workers. Whatever these runes and stuff were, he’d never seen anything like it before outside of some very old books in a teacher’s sleeping quarters- didn’t even know if he was holding it the right way up, even, and he turned it upside down as soon as the thought occurred to him.

Upside down didn’t make any more sense than right side up, and turning it on its sides didn’t help either. Worst of all, the delay gave time for Tag to catch up, panting for breath and looking a little more disheveled than he had back in the hallway.

“Ch-” huff “Chase! C'mon man, this isn’t funny! I’m supposed to take the book to Ser Drake’s room,” Tag complained, and Chase stuck his tongue out at him before returning his attention to the scroll. Ser Drake wasn’t gonna follow Tag and immediately look for the book in his quarters, they had time. He just had to figure out what the scroll said, and then they could go put the book away.

“Ooo k are you 'one with the other side,’ Chase? C'mon, stop messing around, look through the key-hole and let’s go,” Tag ordered, and Chase stopped moving the scroll to turn slowly to look at the older boy.

“What do you mean?” He asked, puzzled. Chase hadn’t been able to make heads or tails of the runes in front of him - did Tag know how to read them? It wasn’t outside the realm of possibility, he did spend a lot more time here than Chase did (and, frankly, the teachers liked him more) but it seemed odd. He held out the scroll so Tag could see it but not grab it.

“I mean- are you gonna do it?” Tag sounded exasperated, but Chase still didn’t quite understand what he was talking about.

“Do what?” He asked blankly.

“Do- see- look through the keyhole. See if you’re one of the whatever.” Tag gestured at the scroll held in Chase’s hand, and he started.

“Wait- you can read this?”

“What- yeah, I can read- what, Chase, are you illiterate?” Tag sounded incredulous, and Chase puffed up in outrage. Sure, some of the servants never bothered learning to read, but his dad had made sure Chase got the opportunity.

“Illiterate? Those are arcane symbols, man! I don’t even know what language that is! I’ve seen that in some of Ser Drake’s books!” Books he technically speaking shouldn’t have snuck a peek at - but it had been winter, and he’d been brought up from his usual duties to clean the room because the usual person was sick and they’d just been laying there. He hadn’t been able to read them, and he’d gotten a clip round the ear from his dad for trying when the man had found him snooping.

Tag reached out and took the scroll from Chase’s unresisting fingers and glanced between him and the text for a few seconds before holding it up for Chase to see.

“What does that say?” He asked, pointing at a squiggle that kind of looked like an upside down moon with three dots above it, and Chase gave him a sarcastic look.

“I dunno, it looks like an upside down moon with three little dots over it,” he snipped back, and Tag looked down at the scroll for a long moment.

“Oh. Well, why can I see…” He trailed off, and Chase scooted a little closer to see if he could maybe decipher the runes with another look - but they looked just the same.

Tag wasn’t looking at Chase, though. He was staring at the least impressive of all the doors in the room - and that included the one that lead back into the rest of the monastery - with a very odd expression on his face. He glanced down at Chase, who shrugged - there was nothing really special about the door, and he had no idea why the teachers would get worked up about it. Tag looked back at the door and slowly knelt to look in the keyhole.

There was a breathless instant of time that felt like it took years, but in actuality was the space between one heartbeat and the next. Chase could feel as something coiled behind the door, something that felt like being watched by a huge predator, but put a taste in his mouth that reminded him of lightning storms. It wound tighter and tighter, but Chase couldn’t move a single muscle, couldn’t even edge towards the door away from whatever the hell Tag had set off when he’d looked into the keyhole.

It struck.

Chase let out the breath he hadn’t known he was holding as everything unwound, the pressure gone in an instant. Once again, the Hall of Doors was just a vaguely creepy room at the center of the monastery that no-one ever went to, not even to clean.

“What the Void was that, Tag? It felt like….Tag?”

Tag wasn’t moving.

He was laying on the ground in front of the door, crumpled onto his side like he’d just fallen over from his kneeling position. Chase moved a little closer - was Tag even breathing? He reached down to poke the older boy, though whether it was to confirm he was breathing or to try and wake him up, Chase himself couldn’t say at that point.

“Tag?” His hand made contact with Tag’s side.

Tag seized.

Chase was out the door and down the hall like a shot, running faster than he’d ever run in his life. That thing- whatever- Tag- he didn’t know. He didn’t know, but it was Ser Drake’s scroll. With any luck, the armory master would still be in the wine cellar.

Chase rocketed down the hallways, most of them empty until he got closer to his destination. A few teachers and a few servants shouted at him angrily as he ran by, but he didn’t have time to stop. He slammed his way through the door, took the stairs two at a time, and bowled over Malia at the bottom as she was about to step up the stairs with a handful of the thick earthenware plates they’d used for supper. The dishes broke with an almighty CRASH and Malia screeched, a fact that Chase would normally be reasonably pleased about, but he had more important things to worry about now. He could see his target in the corner - now halfway out of his chair at the commotion - and ran over and skidded to a stop that nearly took his own feet out from under him.

He grabbed at Ser Drake’s robes and gulped for air.

“Help- Tag- scroll- Hall- collapsed-”

Ser Drake’s hands clasped Chase’s forearms like iron shackles and held him up.

“What did you say, boy?”

Chase gulped a little more air. “Tag needs help- he read the scroll and looked at the door- won’t wake up- started seizing-” he wheezed, and suddenly he was being dragged through the wine cellar by Ser Drake’s grip on his arm.

Nobody stood in their way, the people who had been reluctant to move for Chase shrinking back at whatever look was on Ser Drake’s face. Chase simply wheezed and scrambled to keep up.

He could only pray to the Continuum that Tag would be alright.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=227#p227 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:46:08 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=227#p227
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Sam raised a finger, and the bartender obligingly placed another drink in front of him.

He grabbed it and tossed it back, missing the familiar clink against the glass as he did so. How did the saying go - third time’s a charm? Certainly wasn’t for him. He sighed and set the glass down, looking at the bare spot on his hand.

Sam had signed the final papers earlier in the night; she’d taken the ring, and he was a free man once again. Nothing to his name but a broken-down office that concealed a Murphy bed behind some filing cabinets, and a little black case sitting quietly on the stool beside him. Hell, the only reason he hadn’t pawned the little case years ago was because…because…

“Hey Nico, why ain’t I pawned this old thing yet?”

The bartender looked up to see him pointing at the little black case and snorted. “‘Cause I pay you fifty bucks a set and half the tips you make when you’re desperate for rent,” she told him bluntly, and Sam looked between his glass and the case with his lips set in a thin line. She wasn’t wrong, per se, but that wasn’t the reason he was here now.

“You’re all heart, Nico. Space open tonight?” He wasn’t really in the mood to head back to his shitty office with its lumpy bed. He’d been sleeping alone more often than not recently, but tonight felt more final than the others.

If he went back there now, he knew what he’d do and he wasn’t in the mood to deal with the well-meaning neighbors. Not tonight.

Nico made a show of wiping the bar down before she walked over to a little chalkboard hung next to the kitchen door for just such an occasion. “Says here we got an opening at 2, if you’re okay with waiting.”

He snorted and made an expansive gesture with his now-ringless hand. “I’m a free man, Nico. I ain’t got nobody waitin’ up for me.”

Maybe he’d sounded a little more bitter than he’d intended, because the next shot she poured him was a double. He locked eyes with her as he threw it back, and she broke the staring match first when Old Man Thatcher bellied up to the bar to get another three pints of the Blight swill only he and his cronies drank. She left Sam with a glass of water - which he pointedly ignored - and went to go pacify Thatcher with his beer.

Sam leaned back against the bar and looked out over the room. He liked to people-watch - part of what made him such a good gumshoe - and the crowd tonight was subdued. The calm jazz kept people from having to raise their voices or their tempers, and true to the nature of the workday on this planet the crowd was sparse. People came here to relax after ten hours of earning their pay, not to release their pent-up frustration. Not today, anyway, though Sam knew Nico kept a Void-charged truncheon behind the bar for when people tried to get rowdy on the weekends.

The wall still had a divot in it from when she’d last had to use the thing.

It felt like no time at all before it was half an hour to two and the set turn over, and Sam reached over and picked up the little black case. Nodding to Nico, he headed for the back door and pushed it open to reveal the relatively clean alleyway - thankfully not inhabited tonight. Nico despised it when she had to clean up some drunk’s bodily fluids, or when inconsiderate lovers left their mess near her door.

Fortunately, he was here for neither reason.

Setting the little black case down, he undid the dully gleaming latches to reveal the instrument within. Four sleek wooden pieces with brilliant silver fittings gleamed in the light of the overhead fixture, and his fingers found the hard case slipped into the edge of the lining. He pulled it out and cursed - another reed sported grey-green spots; he’d have to get more soon, or run the risk of one of the moldering ones splintering when he tried to play.

Picking the best one of the bunch, he popped it in his mouth while his hands went through the familiar ritual of assembly. First the two barrel pieces, fitted carefully together to make sure the keys lined up; they slid together a little reluctantly - it’d been a while since he’d needed to play bad enough to come to Nico’s and he never played anywhere else - but he didn’t bother pulling the apart to grease them. He’d just have to remember to do it when he put it away, or - more likely - before the next time he brought the thing out.

The bell was next, sliding into place more easily than the barrel pieces. He checked the orientation by habit, though it didn’t really matter for that part. Still, in his line of work it paid to be thorough. No reason not to treat his instrument the same way.

Finally he spat the reed out and affixed it to the mouthpiece. He measured the orientation with his thumb, and tightened it into place when his instincts told him it was in the right spot. Putting the mouthpiece on the rest of the instrument was the work of a moment, and he spent a few seconds just looking at it before he brought it up to test the tuning.

Notes drifted down the alleyway as he warmed up; Sam wasn’t a great virtuoso, but he didn’t play here ‘cause it paid. He played here because it beat any of the other things he could be doing instead. He went through scales, a few jazz riffs, a half-remembered melody and then Nico poked her head out of the door.

“Get in here you idiot, you’re five minutes behind already,” she said before pulling her head back inside.

Sam didn’t bother latching the case, and tucked it under one arm instead. When he got back inside the bar, the jazz group had already cleared out completely and a single stool with a microphone now dominated the small play area. He walked over to it and set his open case at the edge of the space; it wouldn’t be fair to Nico to leave it closed, though it always felt like people put in far too much when he played.

After all, he was nothing special.

Most of the patrons were too wrapped up in their drinks or in each other to notice that the music had stopped, or that Sam was taking the chair, but there were a few curious eyes looking at him with interest. Sam didn’t care; he wasn’t here for them, or for Nico. He was here because he needed to be, and that was enough.

He brought the clarinet to his lips, and started to play.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=228#p228 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:46:32 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=228#p228
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So, I’m cleaning up Patty’s regular morning coffee spill.

Honestly, the guy’s a ditz. If anyone asked me, the only reason the guy still has a job around here is because he’s got The Looks. You know what I mean, a jaw you could use to break stone and tousled hair that always seems to come off as just the perfect mix of untidy and coiffed. Has to be that, ‘cause the guy has nothing going on between his ears and every morning like clockwork he’s at his desk, spilling his coffee. It’s gotten to the point where I just leave the bucket there after my early-morning mop of the Atrium.

Anyway, so I’m cleaning up this spill and Patty’s being vapid at some poor fool on the other end of a holocall when the main doors slide open and in walks some kid. Well, I say kid - guy’s probably in his twenties. Still, the wide-eyed gawping around the lobby makes him look younger to my eyes. That, and I’m older than I care to think about; I’m damn good at what I do, and I know when to keep my trap shut. Most folks they hire on for the cleaning ain’t as wise - or lucky. I’ve had a few close scrapes over the years, but at least I ain’t ever ended up like Andrew. Poor guy; they had to do his funeral over a bucket.

Patty’s out of his chair before I even realize he’s moving, and he’s got the kid by the elbow and is steering him towards the lift doors. Interesting. Kid don’t look like much, but Patty’s pulling out his Professional Charm. Kid must have something the bigwigs want, and bad. I don’t know that he’s real Company material, though; even from this distance, he doesn’t quite seem the type. Still, I’ve been wrong before and maybe he’ll do well.

Just before they walk into the lifts, the indicator light above the doors blinks on to signal the car’s here and it reflects oddly off the floor. I frown and move in closer, bringing my mop and bucket with me. Spill’s cleaned up, and that patch of floor ought to be good past lunch; if Patty spills his coffee again, he can wait a couple minutes.

Sure enough, I get over to the path the kid walked from the doors to the lifts and I have to grimace. Kid’s younger than I thought, fresh out of college - I’d recognize that nasty, cheap floor wax they use over there from a mile away. If I’ve told Bertha once, I’ve told her a hundred times; doesn’t matter what the science department gives you or what kinda “miraculous” solution they tout for keepin’ floors nice, ain’t any chemicals that can take the place of good hard work. Oh sure, you need some cleanser for the stuff that doesn’t take to water, but beyond that a good scrubbin’s all you need to do.

I should leave it at least 'til the kid’s done ‘cause sure as the rockets rise every morning at 11 he’s gonna track more on my floors, but it’s unsightly and I ain’t got anything more pressing right at the moment. Mop, bucket, floor, and scrub. Bertha’s wax don’t do shit for the shine, but damn if it ain’t stubborn as hell about coming off. It takes me all the way to the kid coming back down and leaving out just to get the - unevenly distributed, kid walks with a limp; wonder what happened to him to cause that - bootprints off the section where he’d wandered towards the reception desk before Patty’d swept him up.

Kid looks a bit pensive when he comes back down, but at least he walks a pretty straight line out the doors. Most of the wax on his shoes goes back down the line he’s already walked and I gotta give myself a bit of a pat on the back about not having to repeat work. I get to mopping, and Patty comes down a few minutes after the kid leaves. I lean on my mop and give a polite cough.

Patty starts like a deer in headlights, freezing for a moment before he sees it’s just me. Not the first time he’s done that; I don’t think he realizes I’m not a piece of furniture, half the time.

“Which room?” I ask. If he left wax on this floor, he’ll have left wax on that floor and I don’t wanna hafta search every single conference and interview room to figure out which one it was.

Patty leans in conspiratorially, like that’ll stop the audio sensors the Company has embedded every three feet in the ceiling from hearing him. “Conference room A112, floor 35, and get this - it was Shavanaugh who was in there interviewing him!”

He leans back triumphantly and I raise an eyebrow. I ain’t dumb enough to comment on that out loud, but damn. Shavanaugh is an up-and-comer currently doing a stint in HR just to pull together a loyal power base before she makes a shot for the big leagues. If she ain’t killed in a “lab accident” or “corporate espionage” before then, she’ll be a power to contend with in a few years. If she has her eyes on the kid…

Still, it ain’t my place to wonder about the power struggles of the high and mighty - especially not in a building where they had more electronic bugs than real ones. They’d have me strung up before lunch, or my name ain’t Mervin. Patty, bless his dear little heart, just wilts at my silence and heads back to his desk. You’d think I murdered his dog or something. Eh, not my circus and certainly not my monkey. I refresh the mop and get back to work.

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Took me four hours, all told, to clean the damn wax off the floors. Bertha must’ve gotten a new compound from the chem department; stuff seemed almost bonded to the floor. I ended up using some of the nastiest solvent I keep in my cart to get it off, and of course the fumes lingered. Got a memo about it this morning - some bigwig didn’t like the smell. Fortunately, my supervisor ain’t been replaced since the last one fell into some inventor’s new device for ore refinement so I signed off for the memo and wrote my own self up for it like they expected and put it with all the rest of the complaints.

I’m back cleaning up Patty’s spill again - I’d swear he does it on purpose except he’s been a little more frosty to me these days. Maybe he thinks he’s getting one over on me, maybe at this point it’s just habit for him too. Anyway, I’m cleaning up the spill and the kid comes in again. I keep my eye on him, but seems like he ain’t been back to the college since the last time he was by; there’s no weird wax crap left on my floors after he walks past me. He’s got some more equipment this time though, some kind of fancy pack and glove. Stupid of him; if he dies in a “lab accident” now, the Company will just pay for his funeral and keep everything he had with him. Especially if he doesn’t toe the line with the “Company Values”

Wouldn’t be the first time.

Sure enough, I get the call a couple hours later - cleanup in Lab 7. Bit slower than I would’ve expected, but maybe they wanted to make it look good. Any which way, I get my heavy-duty cleaning cart and head on up. Hopefully the kid’s in enough pieces for a decent funeral; burying an empty casket’s mighty hard on the family, from what I’ve seen. Plus I ain’t keen on having to wait for the pieces to, ah “pass through” whatever experiment or experiments they ended up in.

I get up to Lab 7 and end up pulling the cart in backwards - push doors, not sliding ones on this lab - so it takes me a minute to get everything sorted out. The smell hits first; old meat and the kind of mold you only find in old houses. I’ve smelled worse; this ain’t even worth a turn of the stomach, not a single rumble. Then I turn around.

“Huh,” I say, surprised enough to forget to keep my trap shut. “Looks like the kid’ll fit right in after all.”

I grab my mop and get to work.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=229#p229 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:49:34 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=229#p229
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Baxter Brautigan woke with a start.

He didn’t remember falling asleep, which honestly wasn’t that unusual. When he got an idea he simply had to pursue it to its logical conclusion and sometimes that precluded a set sleep schedule; he’d work until he fell asleep at his desk, then wake up a few hours later and continue working. His knee always complained when he did that, but some light stretching was usually sufficient to bring the pain down to manageable levels so that was fine. Some of his best prototypes had come out of extended engineering sessions like that, and it was always exciting to see something working.

This particular wake-up call was kind of unusual in that Baxter was lying mostly prone for once; normally when he fell asleep, he did so slumped over his desk. He was still in his laboratory, however, with its somewhat speckled ceiling beaming down at him, and had apparently had to foresight to dim the lights before he conked out - which was also unusual but very welcome in this instance as even the diminished lights exacerbated his headache. That, and the timer that was going off somewhere - about 1700 Hz, not one of his usual alarms but definitely not one of the alarming alarms that meant something was on fire or anything serious like that.

Baxter let out a gusty sigh that he felt more than heard - damn, that timer was louder than he thought - and began the arduous process of sitting up. Arduous, because he seemed to be in\under some of the boxes he’d left sitting in the back of his lab after unpacking the latest exotic chemicals shipment from the Company. He’d gotten a special grant to buy sulfur hexafluoride and diatomeceous silicate gel to enhance his current experiments in stabilizing magical energies in a definitive crystallite form, and he hadn’t quite gotten around to cleaning up after he’d finished taking inventory and storing those and the other assorted chemicals he’d gotten against future need. For some reason, he seemed to have chosen said boxes as the place to rest his head and while there were probably worse places to sleep in the lab, that didn’t stop a sharp cardboard corner from poking him in the kidneys.

And the timer was still going off, which was…concerning. Especially since he seemed to be waking to atypical resting circumstances. It was just so hard to think; it felt like his brains were trying to leak slowly from his ears. Still, a niggling suspicion began to worm its way into his conscious mind as he struggled to get upright in the sea of cardboard cubes. If he hadn’t chosen this place to sleep, then -

“Oh, Void.”

His lab was on fire.

Baxter blinked at the dancing orange flames stupidly for a moment before lunging for the first extinguisher on the nearby wall. His desk was a shambles, with blackened pieces of metal strewn all over - and in some cases, embedded in - the surface and char marks reaching to the ceiling. The lights weren’t dimmed so much as half of them were destroyed, hanging limply from the ceiling by frayed cables or staring up like empty, accusatory eyes from the floor where they’d fallen. His note-taking tablets were, for the most part, intact save for a crack or two, but he’d have to check them all thoroughly for data loss or hardware faults before he even considered using them again.

The lab recorder had char marks over the casing and several small pieces of metal embedded in the front, but it had been designed specifically to withstand explosions in case an accident needed more thorough review later, so he’d at least be able to piece together the sequence of events leading up to whatever had happened here. He couldn’t quite remember, which was somewhere between irritating and worrying; on the one hand, he needed to record the results for the testing and append them to the correct test and on the other hand brain damage wasn’t that easy to fix.

Baxter grimaced as the ringing in his ears continued unabated. Tinnitus was a frequent side effect of concussions if he was remembering his brief skims of medical texts correctly, but that didn’t mean it was any less annoying. On the positive side, if he called his father while he still couldn’t hear anything maybe he wouldn’t have to listen to the inevitable forty five minute lecture on lab safety. Simply because he couldn’t remember what he’d been doing to cause his lab to explode didn’t mean he hadn’t taken all necessary safety precautions - just maybe not the ones that would have prevented the explosion in the first place.

Fortunately, the fire wasn’t large - there wasn’t that much in the lab that was flammable, full stop. Baxter was an engineer, not a chemist, and the only thing that’d been available to burn had been the shipping manifests that had come with the chemicals. Which, of course, had been the things that caught fire in the first place and burned for a suspiciously long time for mere paper products; he resolved to sweep the lab for toxic chemicals after his ears had stopped ringing to make sure the burning papers hadn’t given off anything unsavory. And also wear gloves when handling any more manifests from the Company in the future - anything that burned that long and that brightly had to be some kind of health hazard.

Fire out, he turned and surveyed the blackened mess spread out all over his lab. Blackened hunks of metal that gave no hint to their origins were literally everywhere, and char marks sprawled across every surface in a two-meter radius of the distinctly bowed worktable. Heaving a sigh, he turned to the inter-office call panel near the door and poked the button marked Maintenance.

“Hello? Yes?” He said, perhaps a bit louder than he needed to - he still couldn’t hear anything over the tinnitus - and waited a few seconds for a possible reply before ploughing forward. “Yes, I’m afraid there’s been an accident in 4C; if I could please have a mop cart and data recovery unit sent up, I would definitely appreciate that.”

A thought occurred to him, suddenly. “I don’t need a staff member, just the tools; I want to catalogue everything that went wrong and I can’t do that if the evidence gets tossed around higgeldy-piggeldy.” That was a good phrase, higgeldy-piggeldy. His mother had used it to describe his room if he hadn’t cleaned it recently. “Thank you for your time and have a good day.”

Without waiting for a reply - he wouldn’t be able to hear it if they gave one anyway, the tinnitus of approximately 1700 Hz was still going strong - he switched the panel off and turned to survey his lab one more time.

“Higgeldy-piggeldy,” he said, and nodded decisively.

Time to start cleaning up.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=230#p230 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:51:11 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=230#p230
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He really, really should have seen this coming.

Professor Baxter Brautigan suppressed a wince as the robotic pilot C-NACK88 threw them into a hard turn, narrowly avoiding the spray of Void bolts one of the pursuing ships had just fired at them. The turn had been hard enough that the gyrostabilizers had lagged and jarred his bad knee against the bulkhead, and even through the brace it was letting him know in no uncertain terms that it did not appreciate the treatment. Fortunately, their pursuers hadn’t expected the move and overshot, allowing C-NACK88 to finally begin an approach to the Void relay they’d been intending to use the entire time.

Baxter leaned back and rubbed his sore knee. He wasn’t the best at reading people; even on a planet with fifteen trillion inhabitants, he’d been able to count his friends on one hand as a kid and he’d just never picked up the knack. When he’d been offered a position at the Company, he’d thought it was a dream come true - a chance to travel to other planets and continue the experiments that lit up his brain like fireworks. He should’ve known better; sure, that’s what it had been in the beginning - but then he’d caught a lab assistant copying files. He’d reprimanded them and sent a report off to the Company, and had never seen that assistant again.

He’d played it a little closer to the chest after that, keeping his files encrypted. Encoding his notebooks. It was still a grand adventure of science that made his heart race with excitement, of course, but some of the shine had worn off. Then, too, there had been the Company’s insistence that he try live subjects - he’d tried to keep those experiments to a minimum, but he’d had to know if the first one was a fluke or not. His process worked perfectly every time, and the Company had been very impressed - impressed enough to give him a special assignment.

And that was really the kicker, wasn’t it. He’d been told to retrieve critical research from the Bloom planet; what he hadn’t been told was that it was his research. Baxter wasn’t an arrogant man, he just knew with a stone-cold certainty that his research was the only such research to have successfully crystallized magic. He’d heard tell of some rituals that could do it too, but he’d dismissed those stories as the unfounded rumors that they clearly were. So the only natural conclusion to finding an enormous Bloom aeryx on the Bloom planet was that someone was using his research without his knowledge or consent.

Baxter was careful with his creations, and the aeryxes he made. He’d made sure to keep them for defensive or utilitarian uses as much as possible, no matter how much the Company had pushed him to make weapons. In addition, he was very careful about the sources he used to make them; aside from the living subjects, he tried to take only from things that occurred naturally or in abundance. He’d sunk years, decades of his life into this research, and he rubbed his hand over the heavy metal gauntlet that represented the culmination of those decades as the thought weighed on him. He had done his damndest to make sure that his research and experiments were conducted responsibly and ethically as much as was possible.

Whoever had taken his research to Bloom had had no such compunctions.

The gauntlet creaked as Baxter involuntarily clenched his fist at the memories, and he absently made a note to check the integrity of the joints and oil them later. The death of Summoner Langorium had only been the tip of the iceberg; he hadn’t known the man - or any other Summoner, before that trip - personally, but he’d seemed well-liked in the town by his people. Choking to death on his own blood in the middle of a laboratory seemed like an ignominious way to go, an insult to the work he’d done for his people. More even than that, the Company would want to reclaim as much as possible from the laboratory - the pleasant little meadow that Langorium had released into the world with his death would like be trampled underfoot if it wasn’t meticulously collected for analyzing in some other cold lab later.

The real sore spot there had been the missing workers. Even the memory of that room made Baxter gag slightly; he’d certainly never forget the way the corpses had been carelessly butchered to make room inside of them for the scorpion’s spawn. He’d heard, vaguely, of some species of insects that laid their eggs in corpses so their young could take full advantage of an abundant food supply - life sciences hadn’t really been his thing, except where they intersected with magic - but he’d never really considered what that meant. Especially when said insects were the size of small shuttles and equipped with toxic stingers. The thing had hunted down, killed, and slaughtered hundreds of people - in a facility where the Company had apparently trapped and caged it to bring about an enormous Bloom aeryx.

Baxter may not have been the best at figuring out other people, but even he could connect those dots. His research, his technology, his contributions to the Company - his fault.

So he’d cut his ties to the Company in more ways than one, and run for it. He’d gotten away from Haven clean, with most of his equipment and the samples he’d managed to acquire of that strange black stuff that had infested the insect life on Bloom, but he’d made a mistake not too long ago that had lead to the most recent predicament of two Company ships on their ass and gunning for them.

In his defense, he hadn’t had much of a plan when he’d fled Haven. It mostly involved not being incarcerated on a tiny moon and forced to go through the motions of lab work for the rest of his life, however long that actually ended up being. He’d managed to take out the Problem Solvers in his way and grab C-NACK before the robot had been decommissioned for parts, but once they were out of the system his well of ideas had run somewhat dry. By sheer force of habit, he’d grabbed his tablet and pulled up his email and calendar; unfortunately, it was his work email and work calendar, which had given away his position immediately.

It had paid unexpected dividends, though; in addition to the expected 56 mB message from his father and 47 increasingly hysterical messages from his mother, there’d also been one from the cousin he hadn’t heard from in years. It had contained nothing but a picture of some kind of grassland at night, with the caption “Your eyes are open and you are not alone.” He’d only begun to decipher what it could possibly mean when the Company ships had started shooting; he’d ended up downloading the thing to a quarantine tablet and jettisoning the tablet he had been using out the waste disposal airlock; C-NACK had managed to connect to the Void relay to prep it for a random jump, and now all they had to do was get there.

Warnings blared as they approached the relay; missile lock. Baxter cursed under his breath and leaned forward to tinker with the console. If he could just coax a little bit more speed out of the countdown to jump, he could -

With a sound like a million angry bees, the Void relay activated and both Baxter and C-NACK were suddenly someplace far, far away.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=231#p231 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:51:38 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=231#p231
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“Bryn, if you can hear me-!”

A red flash of light, and the message cut out again and Bryn bit her lip, glancing over at the chronometer. Once Rex had replaced Shavanaugh as the Company representative on the ship, they’d gotten underway towards home as fast as they could. Unfortunately, that didn’t feel very fast, not with her mother - her mother-

Bryn restarted the message and watched it play again.

“Bryn, honey, I’m sorry I missed you…”

Bryn watched the message play out again - the same as it had the last four times she’d watched it. Her mother wished her well, hoped she was having a good meeting with Summoner Langourium, some trouble with Variq, seismic activity and power troubles, Variq-

“Bryn, if you can hear me-!”

Red flash. The message cut out once again and Bryn tapped the desk. She wasn’t usually one given much to nervous fidgeting, but right now, she couldn’t keep her hands still if she tried. The message had been waiting a month - a whole month! Who knows what could have happened to her mother in that time.

Plus, it’d said something about Variq. Bryn didn’t remember her real father very well, but throughout her childhood Variq had always been there for her. He’d answered her silly questions with a patience only surpassed by her mother, he’d come and fetched her when she tried to run away again, had as a general rule been a sort of substitute father slash confidant when she needed it. She couldn’t imagine something being wrong with him; was he sick? Had he been poisoned?

She reached out and played the message again.

“Bryn, honey, I’m sorry I missed you…”

Bryn watched the message play out again, eyes straining for any clue she might’ve missed. She could hear Tag shifting uneasily from where he’d stood himself by the door, but he didn’t interrupt her and that was all that mattered right now; it was the fifth time she’d watched the recording all the way through in the last half an hour. Again it played out in exactly the same fashion, with no new details jumping out at her as she watched her mother - Light above, she looked tired - talk about her troubles, the picture wobbled -

“Bryn, if you can hear me -!”

Red flash. Nothing. Bryn glanced at the chronometer again, and found the hands hadn’t moved at all. She gave the direct line to the Captain a considering glance, and there was a soft rustle of fabric as Tag moved up to stand beside her.

“Bryn -”

“What is it Tag?” She snapped, and he flinched away a little before drawing himself up again.

“Calling the Captain won’t help. We’re traveling as fast as we can.”

Bryn glared at him and his stupid, apologetic face. “Well, as fast as we can’s not fast enough! My mother is in trouble, and this message has been waiting almost a whole month! There’s no time, we should’ve been on the Fire planet a month ago!”

Tag put a hand cautiously on her shoulder, and she allowed it even as she glared at him mulishly. “Bryn, you and I both know there’s only so fast the ship can go, and Captain Matt Vancil is pushing it already. We will get there soon.”

Bryn twitched her shoulder out from under his hand and turned back to the screen, flicking it back to the start of the message again.

“Bryn, honey, I’m sorry I missed you…”

As fast as they could wasn’t fast enough. Her mother, pillar of her young life and bulwark in troubled times, was in very real danger.

And she was running out of time.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=232#p232 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:53:02 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=232#p232
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Sam stumbled over a rough patch of floor as Variq pushed him roughly from behind.

Truth be told, it wasn’t the first time Sam’d been shoved somewhere against his will while wearing handcuffs. Not the first time it’d probably end in the pull of a trigger somewhere quiet without witnesses or mourners, either. No, Sam’s an old hat at this kind of nonsense - and, judging by the way Variq had secured his arms, it wasn’t the parallel’s first rodeo either. Sam had tried every trick in the book - clenched fists, hands presented together in the front, pop-click-unlock pin concealed up his sleeve - and Variq had had none of it; he’d wrenched Sam’s arms around behind him and secured his flattened hands sides together, then patted him down for not only the pin in his sleeve but the knife in his boot.

All of it had been done calmly, coolly, professionally. Not the slightest hint of boredom, which Sam would have exploited the hell out of. Nothing better for an escape plan than bored captors. Sure, some of the sadistic types would torture you for fun if they were bored, but with the prodding you could usually get them to spill the beans at the same time. For most of the other types, all it took was a show of willingness to co-operate or alleviate their boredom, and they’d sing like canaries; if you were really good and pushed the right buttons, they’d get so caught up in what they were saying they’d ignore almost anything you did.

And Sam was a master at pushing buttons.

“Bet your Summoner will have something to say about pushing an honored guest around. Bet you’ll be out of a job when she hears from her daughter about what you’re doing in that secret, secret lab downstairs. Might even be criminal charges attached. Isn’t the method of execution on this planet burning at the stake?”

This guy Variq, though, had refused to rise to any of the bait Sam threw his way; comments about the parallel’s plans, jibes about what the Summoner would do to him for messing with guests, cracks about how he couldn’t possibly hope to get away with it - all of it met with the same non-reaction. It didn’t matter how Sam phrased it or what kind of insinuation he threw into his tone, Variq just kept on moving without changing pace, expression, or breathing pattern.

“Wonder if you’ll be publicly executed or if she’ll keep it private. That’d be a sight, people all gathering up to toast marshmallows on your ashy ass.”

Not that Sam was bringing his A-game; the verbal - and currently somewhat one-sided - repartee was more a cover for his racing thoughts. Not being able to read any of the people in the jail had rattled him, thrown him off - and he’d bought their stupid trick hook, line, and sinker. What were the odds he’d get the right guy on the first try? What were the odds on a servant trying to bare-knuckle fight the second most powerful person in the palace? It’d been too easy, too neat; he should have smelled a rat. Nothing ever came that easy, not in his line of work.

Genuine hurt and regret welled up from the depths of his mind, and he bit off his latest insult to Variq with a curse. The Puq might’ve been able to see through the illusions, sure, but Sam would literally rather set himself on fire before he accepted the spriggan’s help. Sure, maybe he hadn’t been doing the greatest all by his lonesome with three divorces and a run-down office, but things had definitely gone even more to shit after he’d found himself bound to the thing.

Plus, it was always so Void-damned cheerful. Insults barely phased it and threats only made it faintly contrite. Sam couldn’t be sure if it was because the thing wasn’t human in the slightest and therefore couldn’t feel anything but cheerful, or if it was a personal failing of the Puq itself. Either way, he’d never willingly give over to it. Not now, not ever. The memory of the Tine who’d disguised themselves as the Puq popped into his mind, and he made sure to concentrate extra hard on what pulling the trigger on it had felt like.

That didn’t quite get the reaction he’d hoped. A wave of reassurance and forgiveness slipped into his brain, and the awareness of the Puq faded. Sam suppressed a snarl of annoyance; that watchful awareness made privacy nearly non-existent and made relaxing a chore. The Puq was very curious, and those kinds of feelings nearly always attracted his attention - resulting in several very awkward evenings back in their cell.

Sam pushed the memory away; they were getting to the end of the secret tunnel, and now wasn’t the time to wallow. The opening mechanism on this side of things was much less arcane than when they’d entered. Variq simply pushed a button on the wall and the door slid open smoothly. The throne room beyond it was slightly more populated than Sam remembered it being; Tag was sitting on the throne.

The kid’s expression was pinched, but he didn’t look at them when they entered. Well, his head did turn and his eyes were kinda pointed towards them but the focus seemed to be somewhere else entirely. Sam didn’t need Variq jerking him to a stop and shoving him to his knees to realize there was something going on that he couldn’t quite make out. The profound silence was part of it, sure - he couldn’t even hear the curtains fluttering in the light breeze - but real big clue was the way the kid flickered in and out like a bad vidcomm signal. It made Sam nauseated just to look at it, though he could feel a thrill of excitement roll down his spine from his unwanted tag-along.

Sam scowled and surreptitiously tested his handcuffs again; anything that made the Puq go !!!!! was something he’d prefer to avoid. But just like the last four times, Variq had done a professional job on cuffing him. Not a bit of give to dislocate a thumb and slip out, not a twist of space to get enough leverage to break them apart, and not a single piece of wire or similar object to pick the locks with. Nothing in reasonable shuffling range either, otherwise he might’ve taken advantage of the staring contest to try.

At least it wasn’t a long wait; less than two minutes after Variq had shoved Sam to the floor, Tag steadied and solidified. Sam could feel a faint disappointment ruffling the back of his mind, but he had more important things to think about. He could see the moment Tag actually saw the scene laid out in front of him instead of whatever the Void he’d been staring at before. He started sweating like a first-time offender at their court date, though his gaze remained remarkably steady. His eyes flickered just the tiniest bit, and he delivered the biggest lie Sam’d heard in a while with enough aplomb that Sam was struck for a moment with the bizarre urge to applaud. Go big or go home, kid; Tag was swinging for the bleachers with this one.

“You make it too hard on yourself, you don’t need to convince me. You said I had friends that mattered; in a sense, that’s true. Tag had friends that mattered. But it seems like we both know that was a mask that I was wearing, even if unbeknownst to me.” Tag delivered the line better than Sam expected, but it still pinged pretty high on his bullshit-o-meter and Sam gave an internal sigh of relief. He’d been afraid he’d lost his touch after the jail, and it was nice to know that he still had it when it mattered. There was a note of truth to it, though, that was mildly concerning; was Tag just a mask?

Sam put that thought aside for later and concentrated on what was happening now; kid had done well enough on the speech, but he needed to work on his sneer. To Sam’s eyes it looked more like the kid’d bitten a lemon than anything else. Sam summoned up a memory of staring down a gun in a particularly fraught case where he’d tracked the purportedly cheating husband to his actual nocturnal habit of running drugs to a local night club. He’d gotten paid, in the end, but it’d been a long and sordid affair that’d been completely hushed up by the bankrollers; either way, the memory let him give the kid his best fuck-you expression and a reasonably pithy one-liner.

“Well, piss on you, man.”

He winced internally but didn’t let it show on his face. Ever since that damn spriggan’d taken up residence in the back of his head, he’d noticed a shift towards cleaner, less vulgar language and it pissed him off. ‘Piss on you, man’ fucking juvenile-ass kind of one-liner that made him look like the worst kind of green kid who didn’t know what they were getting into. It was times like this he wished he could actually punch himself hard enough for the Puq to feel it.

The kid laughed the fakest laugh Sam’d heard since the last time he’d been suckered into going to an upper-crust shindig to get the dirt on a shady business partner. He’d heard laugh tracks that were more convincing, but it seemed to throw Variq for a loop and the man almost stammered through his next sentence.

“I….was tasked with…unrelated things; your being here is…complicating that. But…I was also…told…not to…trust you. It seems maybe…you’ve come around.”

Sam’s scowl faded to a puzzled frown as his mind raced. Just who had tasked Variq with anything? Sam wasn’t exactly the kind of man who hung around in the lofty circles of summoners and parallels - present circumstances excepted because it was definitely the Puq’s fault he was here - but it seemed like the only person who could order a parallel around was their Summoner and possibly whoever trained parallels in the first place. That didn’t leave a lot of suspects in the pool, and none of them were good news. Given the way the Tine had counterfeited people in the jail, it wasn’t unreasonable to think that the Summoner might not be involved in this full stop. He’d be the first to admit parents weren’t perfect, but Bryn hadn’t shown any of the signs he’d expect from a person raised by the kind of psychopath that tortured people to death in secret dungeons; that kind of thing tended to leave a mark on the offspring, one way or the other.

Then, too, there was the question of what the Void, exactly, Variq had been tasked to do. Sam would be the first to admit he didn’t have a clue as to what half the stuff down in the lab did; thanks to the Puq, he had a general idea of what some of the pieces were for, but the whole picture? Nothing like it. Yet whatever it was involved siphons, gems, aerixes, and some kind of lunatic not in evidence. Sam slid his gaze over to where Variq was trying to talk himself into believing the kid’s latest load of horse puckey. The man didn’t look like a lunatic who’d spend three whole pages repeating the word 'traitor’ over and over again, but Sam knew better than most that just because he looked to have it together now didn’t mean he had it together all of the time.

Of course, it didn’t happen to most people quite as literally as it happened to Sam.

Tag was walking towards them now and putting his hand on Variq’s shoulder. A ballsy move, considering the kid appeared to be unarmed; Sam’s ribs were still tender from where Variq had kicked him in their earlier hallway scuffle and Sam was used to taking a beating.

“I haven’t had a change of heart; I’ve had a change of will. And I’ve recognized that what’s happening cannot be stopped. And what better purpose is there than to play one’s role?” Tag’s voice was steady, but Sam could see the subtle bob of a partially concealed swallow, and the kid was sweating bullets.

Variq didn’t seem to see anything, fortunately. “Yesss,” he hissed, and Sam might’ve been a little more concerned about how pleased the guy sounded if Tag hadn’t just stolen the void blaster off him.

Shoot him with it, he urged silently. Just bring it up and aim for the eyes, quickest route to the brain.

Instead, the kid took a step back and did that thing with his face again; Tag had very clearly never sneered before in his life, and Sam was struck by a bizarre desire to laugh. Of all the tough scrapes and bad situations he’d been through in his career, and this kid was going to blow it for him. Figured.

“This human’s useless to us; he poses no threat, he’s wasting our time.”

And in one clean motion, Tag brought up the blaster and shot Sam in the chest with it.

“No- no- no!” Sam could barely speak even as the actual force of the blast knocked him backwards into the air. He could feel it starting - it was always his heart, first. The Puq had never explained why, but the first part to make the switch was always his heart. Sam tensed uselessly, trying to fight back the change with everything he was - trying, and failing like always. Still, he had a deep and viscerally terrifying notion of what might happen if he stopped fighting it, so while it always made the pain worse he fought tooth and nail to try and stop the change before it began.

Shredding pain ripped into the muscles of his chest as his heart gave one last feeble beat before becoming a many-pointed crystal. His lungs caught on the jagged spires as they always did, and he could feel the air leaking out of them even as they in turn began to harden and change. His lungs always heralded a bigger section making the switch - ribs and diaphragm, and the first of the external crystals pushing out against the back of his shirt. Guts were next, the vital organs in the thorax - each one crushed a little more by the weight of the ones before it until it, too, was joining with the rest as Void crystal. More external crystals as well, sheathing his front and burning away at his shirt.

Nerves screamed until the crystalline structure overtook them, then screamed anyway as his brain desperately tried to fill in the blanks where nerves should be. Sam also suspected that part of it was his brain trying to figure out what the hell the Void crystal was sending it, because the Puq could always move somehow, but it didn’t really matter. All that mattered was it hurt, hurt like a hit to the funny bone except it was his entire torso.

Arms were next, bones turning into spears of the crystal more than twice the length of the originals and tearing at their muscle attachments before the muscles, too, turned. Big spars pushed out from his shoulders, counter-balancing the heavy hands and - when it got there - head. Joints seized and cracked as they became the crystalline substance that made up the Puq - completely destroying the wrist restraints in the process - and Sam could feel the alien consciousness at once unutterably strange and unbearably familiar start to flex them a little.

That was the worst part. Sam could deal with pain; pain was an old friend more familiar to him than his battered trench coat. It was the fact that he was helpless in his own head, unable to do anything but watch as the Puq blundered about a world that wasn’t designed for it, making social gaffes and breaking things with equal aplomb and an almost childlike delight. The crystal had robbed him of his voice already; however the Puq spoke, Sam still needed lungs and air to make sounds, and right now he had neither.

The crystallization went down his legs, next. Bones first again, heavy plating replacing kneecaps and heavy, four-toed slabs replacing the feet. Almost two more feet in height as well, the replacing crystal redoubling the original bone length. The Puq was stronger now too, more present in their shared consciousness; Sam almost wished that the change would bring him oblivion. No matter how much control the Puq had, Sam always got to feel every last excruciating part of the turn as nerves screamed with energies they weren’t meant to carry before being silenced in the worst possible way. He never blacked out, never forgot the feeling - yet somehow it was never any better, each turn never inuring him to any of the pain from the next.

It crept up his throat, crunching audibly in the echo chamber of his own skull as his vertebrae and trachea were overtaken by the winding purple crystals. Once the organs crystallized, they merged of course - if you somehow managed to split the Puq open, you wouldn’t find crystallized organs inside - yet they never switched over that way. It was always one at a time marching up to the last one - his brain. Fortunately, that always ended the pain; with nothing left to generate phantom signals from nerves that no longer existed, Sam got some kind of relief from the physical agony of the change.

The change itself always felt like it took an eternity, one blinding moment of pain stretching into hours of it as Sam fought, but in reality it never took more than a few seconds. The Puq oof’d as they landed, though their landing didn’t truly hurt, and sat up as Bryn and Rex made their way into the room.

“Hey guys! Y'all’re in trouble! Sam’s pissed!

Damn right he was.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=233#p233 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:55:26 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=233#p233
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Tag watched steadily as his half-dad approached him.

Even as the figure cloaked in black raised the shining glaive high into the air, he couldn’t find it within himself to be afraid. Not of the person in front of him - so very strange and at once strangely familiar. Family may fight, but it held in adversity; that’s what he’d always been told, anyway.

The glaive struck him.

Tag flew back, spending the brief moment of his flight marveling at the lack of pain in his chest - had his half-dad hit him with the flat? - before he landed.

He knew where he was, the moment he stopped moving; the feeling was unmistakable. Winded from the hard landing, he couldn’t even cry out as the ichor around the throne began crawling up his arms and legs. It was unlike anything he’d ever felt, and yet so familiar on a level he could only begin to touch upon. It crawled up his arms and legs, covered his chest, and poured itself into his nose and mouth.

As it did so, it was like his eyes had truly opened for the first time in his life. He could see - he could see everything, from the brilliant Fire of his Summoner, Bryn, to the hard-edged Void of the Spriggan, Puq. He could see Rex, and what Variq had done to her - he could see the pulsing core of the planet, so very far below. It was more than he’d ever seen in his life, and even as he watched, more details became apparent to him.

Anything with even the faintest brush of magic - Bryn, Puq, Rex, Variq - was being drained. The planet was being drained. Even the light from the Continuum fell into the pulsing maw above him. Tag could hardly catch his breath as he looked up into the avatar of hunger. The open mouth, the consuming maw, the black hole that not even Time could escape - it looked wrong. Bad. It didn’t belong in this world, and yet the shape was not unfamiliar; had he known something like it once?

He had no time to consider that thought, because the ichor hadn’t just brought him true sight. Power slammed him in the space between one eyeblink and the next. Tainted by the malediction, it poured down the throat of hunger and into the throne - and into Tag. He wasn’t hungry, he neither needed nor wanted the power - but the hunger consumed without cessation, and the power was forced into him. It felt like pouring water into a cup that was already full - or, more accurately, like pumping air into a tire that didn’t need it. He felt full - overfull, stretched thin in a way that scared him. His back arched involuntarily as the power scorched along nerves not designed to hold it, and he could feel his limbs start to shake.

And yet, something in him…welcomed it. It was a small part Tag didn’t like to think about, the part that cried out in the darkness for more, to take beyond what he was given, but a part of him nonetheless. That part remembered hunger, and cried out for more. More ichor, more corrupted power, more. Feed me, it whispered in the back of his mind, and he could do nothing but grit his teeth against it. He wasn’t hungry, he didn’t need this power; he would not give in.

And then, a whisper of fresh air brushed his soul.

With his eyes open in true sight, Tag could see what Bryn had done; the power of her will manifested as a swirl of Void magic, the magic of negation, and brushed aside some of the ichor that was holding him in the chair. He could see, too, Variq’s desperate attempt to stop Bryn’s work to lessen the ichor’s hold, but the other parallel’s efforts were too little, too late. Freed of enough of the ichor that held him, Tag’s spasming muscles launched him off the throne and partway across the floor.

It was easier to think, now, without the constant stream of power and malice battering at his mind and soul, and yet he felt unmoored. One blink brought the brilliant colors of true sight, the next the more solid tones of the physical realm, and Tag was reasonably sure that at several points he could see the floor through his own hands. The malice pulled at him - he could see it, whenever he was in the phase state, long tendrils of an almost tar-like consistency trying to pull him back onto the throne. He could feel it, sitting alongside his bones, inside of him, whispering in a language he could almost understand, much as he wished he couldn’t.

Tag clawed forward, shaking hands losing grip whenever his whole body left the physical plane. He had to get away from the malice, from the hunger - he could feel it, inside. He wasn’t hungry, not yet, but the possibility was there and the pain of it was enough to drive him to his feet in front of his half-dad. His knees felt like jello, though, and the shaking in his hands wouldn’t stop even when he clenched them into fists. That, combined with the constant shifting between states - though it seemed easier to remain in the phase state, more natural, but he didn’t have time to think about that now - put any thought of doing actual harm to his half-dad out of his mind.

Still, he’d learned a number of lessons in the monastery - in this case, the importance of maintaining concentration and focus.

“Hey! Hey, what’s up, jerk? Ohhhh, you’re such a great dad! Well, you know what? I’m gonna borrow the car and put in my Sum 41 CD, blast it real loud when I bring the car back I’m gonna turn the car off without reducing the volume first so that YOU’RE gonna get in the car the next time YOU wanna go to run an errand, and it’s gonna be SO LOUD and so PUNK ROCK, and you’re not gonna understand it ‘cause you’re OLD and a SHITTY DAD, half dad! In your FACE! Think about THAT! I’m gonna borrow your ties, too, but I’m not gonna roll 'em up when I return 'em, I’m just gonna FOLD 'em and throw 'em on the floor at the bottom of the laundry hamper! That’s where your ties are gonna be! You shitty HOT POCKET of a father!”

Tag couldn’t say where half the things that spewed from his mouth came from; he’d never listened to a musical group by that name, or eaten anything like hot pockets, and yet the memories were there. Buried in the ichor, and pulled up out of his soul in his anger, they spilled out of his mouth with surprising vitriol. Less surprising was the way his half-dad started swinging at him with the glaive. He had to force his limbs into motion to avoid it, yet while his half-dad focused on him, he could see - in the glimpses he could snatch of the physical plane - that Variq was suffering from his half-dad’s inattention.

He couldn’t pay too much attention to his friends, however; while he had managed to synchronize enough to avoid his half-dad’s swings, it was taking all his concentration to maintain their deadly dance. He could tell by the angle of the swings that his half-dad wanted him back on the throne, but while the ichor-stained part of him rejoiced in the thought, Tag himself found the idea abhorrent. If he gave in to the hunger, to the malediction, he knew in some primal part of his soul that he would cease to be Tag, eater of moonberry pies. He would be something else. Someone else.

And he refused to be that person.

(again?)

In fact, so engrossed was he with avoiding the striking glaive that the gout of fire visible on all planes took him by surprise. It took his half-dad by surprise, too, even as it launched Variq across the room and into Tag’s arms. His half-dad vanished, and the explosion of ash as the fire consumed Variq utterly was enough to bring Tag mostly back onto the material plane; enough so that he started hacking out the ash in his lungs, anyway. He still trembled, too, where the ichor had poured corrupted power along nerves and pathways that weren’t designed for it, but the motion was comforting in its humanity.

Still, if the coughing hadn’t taken his breath away, the sight in front of him would have. Bryn stood to her full height and laughed as the fiery might of the planet itself swept through her. To his true sight she shone, twice as bright as the Continuum and three times as blinding, yet he couldn’t look away from that great and terrible beauty.

Fortunately, his knees gave out just as fire swept the room, and he watched it pass uncomfortably close overhead. The Sammy Serpent that followed it was a surprise, but the fact that it dissolved into Bryn’s staff seemed somehow right. The fact that she collapsed as well was…concerning, but not as concerning as the ichor that continued to pour from the maw of hunger that had not closed on Variq’s death. He could see it as it continued to gorge on the magics of Bryn and her home; he didn’t like to think what would happen if it remained unchecked.

Tag took a deep breath, and let go of his physical shell.

Instantly, he was in the deep phase state. Magic roiled around him like a high wind, and yet not a single strand of his hair was disarranged. He looked across a vast gulf that was simultaneously no distance at all, and saw Bryn’s golden radiance looking back at him. They both stood in the roil, untouched and unmoved by the mouth that consumed above them, and the magic that swirled around them.

Tag looked her in the eyes, and spoke clearly.

“Hey. That was a really, really cool thing that you just did. And I know it’s scary, and it’s probably always going to be scary.”

A self-deprecating smile tugged at his lips, and he made a vague gesture that encompassed his phase-state self - still human, still Tag. No sign of the hunger, or of his half-dad.

“I’m a kid. I can’t talk about what it’s like to be an adult and spend years reflecting on this, but one thing I’m already starting to figure out? They don’t want us acting like kids. Because kids, they throw tantrums. They scream. They cry. Because they’re in touch with how they feel, and over time we’re told to just, push that away and push that away and push that away, over and over again.” He took a deep breath and spread his hands before him, palms up. “And I think that’s just dumb. You’re my bud, and I suspect that you might think that it’s a little dumb too.”

Bryn’s smile matched his own, and he reached across the distance between them to take her hand in a gesture at once politely distant and achingly intimate. Her world, her palace, her rules - and here he was, just Tag, in the right place at the right time.

“This is your power. This is your home.” His heart pinged at the thought, but he pushed it away. “This is your frickin’ throne room. There’s no shame in that power. There’s no shame in yelling, and shouting, and screaming, and crying, and laughing, and blowing the fuckin’ shit out of some Fire power.”

She didn’t say anything, but her eyes turned back to the hole in the sky and his involuntarily followed. They didn’t need to speak anymore; their bond was new, and relatively untested, but all they needed in this moment was the assurance of the other’s presence.

Tag grounded himself in the warmth of her fire magic; no longer did he feel like he was riding some sick carnival ride as the ichor in his body attempted to draw him body and soul deeper into the phase state. It wasn’t gone, and he wasn’t sure he could return to the physical realm right at this moment of time, but he was no longer in danger of flying away to where the others couldn’t follow and lose himself in the eternal hunger he felt nibbling at his soul. Embracing it would bring power unimaginable - at a price far too high to pay. To Tag’s mind, anyway.

It wasn’t until a flash of light entered the corner of his vision that he could tear himself away from the mesmerizing sight of the gash in the sky. Looking down, Tag saw glowing purple symbols draw themselves onto Bryn’s face and neck; he couldn’t read them, but something about their shape was…familiar. He looked around and saw Sam kneeling and drawing symbols; it took him a moment to realize it was probably Puq drawing those symbols on the physical plane, and not Sam suddenly knowing an ancient language. He pulled his eyes away just in time to see a wash of green, green light explode from Bryn’s staff.

The scorpion god of the Bloom planet looked even more impressive from Tag’s position in the phase. Its glossy black carapace reflected glints of cyan and magenta in the light of Bryn’s radiance, and orange sparks flickered from it every now and again as the roiling magic in the air roiled too close. There was no mistaking it for the ichor-soaked monstrosity that had come so close to killing them on The Preserve, and he felt his heart swell with something like pride when he looked at it. They had done that, all of them; they could save this place too.

The swirl of healing gold that came out of Bryn’s staff wasn’t surprising, though the scorpion’s use of its tail to shoot all the magic into the hungry wound in the sky caught Tag somewhat off-guard. It made sense, when he thought about it, he just hadn’t been expecting it. And it seemed highly effective; the tear became smaller and smaller until it was finally nothing but an ugly scar in the sky. Then that, too, was healed away and there was a beat of perfect stillness.

And then Tag was flung back into his body on the physical plane with almost as much force as half-dad had used to throw him into the throne. He felt almost bruised, on his psyche, but that discomfort was rapidly eclipsed by whatever the hell was making its way up his throat. He rolled desperately onto his front just as ichor began coming out of his mouth and nose in heavy heaves. He could feel his body rejecting it, rejecting the hunger, pulling him more firmly back into this reality. For some reason, though, the taste of the ichor wasn’t unpleasant; it was almost sweet, in its own way. Yet he could tell that that sweetness was a lie, in the same way that a rainbow shimmer on oil was a lie; its very sweetness betrayed its toxicity and his body wanted it out.

Now.

He collapsed into the rapidly-dissipating mist that was all that remained of the ichor, and had never been more glad to be human.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=234#p234 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 18:59:42 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=234#p234
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When it came down to it, it was always the humans.

The first plan was simple; go out into the mortal world, create a coil for their chosen one, and bring it to maturity in the safety of obscurity. One more mortal human amongst billions, lost in the background noise of the buzzing masses. Of course, that also necessitated a usable shell to raise it with, but it was no real trouble to pluck one of those out of the drug den it had been inhabiting. The mind was destroyed by what it had consumed and was the perfect vehicle for the raising process.

Of course, mortals and their mortal ways meant the shell had to hold down a job; tedious, but not insurmountable. Certainly, it was no great hardship for that which saw time from a step to the left. The chosen one was given his instruction in the evenings and taken away for care in the mornings. It had been going so well; they should have known that ‘so well’ was actually 'too well.’

It started with questions, as these things often do. “What happens after? Will my friends be alright? Why should I do this?” They answered him to the best of their abilities and took the shell again to the factory. When they’d come back that night, the chosen one had looked directly into their shell’s eyes and told them no.

Inconceivable.

They bargained. Pleaded. Begged. Threatened. Wheedled. Coerced. Through that and more, the chosen one remained adamant; he refused.

They withdrew and disposed of their mortal shell the next day.

The chosen one refused as they came to him in his dreams. He refused as they manipulated the jobs he took, pushing him ever closer to the edge. He refused as housing units mysteriously filled as he walked into them. He refused as gangs, egged on by the darkness in their souls descended upon him. He refused as the weather turned, as the seasons were subverted around him for one night.

He refused as the cold stole his feet, then his hands, then his breath.

Standing to the left of time, they watched as the possibility stream closed. This chosen one had not been wholly mortal, yet their investment did not return upon his demise. No matter, there was more where that had come from. They simply had to trace a single thread back from their desired outcome to a possible starting point and try again.

This time, they deliberately chose a strand that intersected with very few other mortals. Clearly their chosen one had been swayed from the prescribed path by the other mortals; if they could prevent those influences, and keep the chosen one wholly under their own, it would do much better. Another mortal coil was spun with star stuff, and another shell was found to care for it.

The location this time was remote, hard to find. Their chosen one could be raised in complete autonomy there, without interference. He would be raised to know what he needed to do, and when he needed to do it, and there would be no errors. No outside variables would be allowed to corrupt him away from the purpose they gave him, and they would reach the end goal whose web they desperately wove.

And thusly it seemed to go well. The boy was raised obedient but not stupid. He had no objections to the plans they told him, no inclination to balk at what would happen afterwards. Without the influence of the other mortals, this one was much easier to bend to their will.

Still, they had underestimated the other humans. As time slipped away into the web, the other humans came. There was nothing to be done about the fire that followed, and once again they were forced to take a step to the left of time and follow the threads.

The next three roils in the timelines do not go well. When no suitable shells are nearby to care for the chosen one’s mortal form, they are forced to give him over to the humans. Their first attempt is cut short by the vagaries of fate; the chosen one and his chosen caretakers are shot by a deranged mortal with a gun. Even with their ability to manipulate, they could not cut through the derangement in time and were forced to give the thread up as a loss.

Their next try is the worst; the mortals they left the chosen one with managed to ensnare him so thoroughly in their personal truths that to extricate him would be the work of more decades than the mortal coil would have time left. They reach a consensus in the third year of refusal and cut the thread to an abbreviated end.

The try after that comes the closest; his will worn down by the years and the hustle and bustle of his chosen habitation, he listens to them in the beginning. He taps the power they let him taste of, and agrees to their plans twice over. But when the time comes, he is as stubborn now as in the rest of the threads. He refused to leave the place where he lived. They are running out of threads, and so action is taken to try and encourage him to leave. He saves six children before the fire claims his life; they had miscalculated and brought the early terminus to this thread, rather than changing its direction to go to the end they wished.

The threads of possibility grow thin. The next four snap before they can be well-established; an unexpected sinking, a serial killer with a taste for the young, a mother who recognizes a changeling when she sees one, and an unfortunate slip on ice leave them with few enough threads left to try.

The next is by far the most promising, though its design is winding and uncertain. They spin up the mortal coil and set it on the steps of a very particular monastery. They watch from shadows within shadows as the place takes him in; from thread to thread they are not remembered, yet of all who would recognize them on sight the people here are the most likely.

They watch from afar as their chosen one grows, taking a certain amount of delight in the lessons being taught to the boy. If this thread followed the design they wished for it, the knowledge gained here would enhance the pattern they wished to achieve more than any other attempt they’d made so far. Of course, the chosen one had to get there; they watched from the shadows and made adjustments as required. A stumble here, undermined self-confidence there, an enhancement of the tendency of the upper echelon to notice their chosen one - it all added up, and their chosen one was given over to a powerful light holder.

A young, powerful light holder more specifically; they could not touch her dreams, but they could touch others. Greed, ambition, a lust for power - or even simple lust - were their tools, and in this thread they were heard. Tools beyond merely animate bodies gave themselves over, and now they had the chosen one where they wanted him.

And he refused again.

The bonds between him and his family of happenstance were strong; in some cases, they were strong enough to see. Yet even the strongest bond could be frayed in time, and their plans had advanced beyond simple dreams.

His attempts to trick them were almost amusing, and they gave him a chance. They could not always understand mortal nature; it was why they needed a chosen one, after all. Perhaps his changeable mortal side had finally seen the true way they laid out in front of him and had chosen to embrace it.

Or maybe not.

Their chosen one landed in the focus, and they wasted no time. Their influence spread over him, and they felt him fight; he was of them as much as he was of the mortal world, and like called to like. His other side called them, and his mortal side called the light that had gathered in the crack of their prison. Power came, and they smiled at the chosen one.

“We told you; it’s always been you.”

As the power flooded him and their influence spread higher, they closed the distance. a little bit more.

“And this time, there can be no refusing.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=235#p235 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:00:07 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=235#p235
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If it wasn’t for the burning, howling unreality in front of him, Milt Felling would be highly intrigued by the place he found himself in.

Truth to tell he was still intrigued - it wasn’t every day you got sucked into an inter-dimensional void between reality and unreality; that was usually reserved for the annual arcano-engineer Company mixer - but getting away from the shredding inverse of nothingness in front of him was a higher priority. It wasn’t sucking him toward it yet, but that was highly likely to change at any moment. He’d been in one too many prototype explosions to think otherwise.

Milt spun in place, looking to see if there was an obvious path back, and was surprised to see the entire ship’s complement standing in the space with him. The rest of the engineers were closest, with the rest of the crew spread out somewhat randomly - the largest group was a gaggle in the uniforms of ship’s cooks, looking terrified and clinging to one another. The command crew and the away teams were standing closest to the only other figure Milt didn’t recognize, some guy done up in a Dunklesnicht costume carrying some kind of staff weapon.

Milt could only be glad he didn’t have to deal with that guy. Completing his rotation, he saw the Fire system stretching out behind what looked to be some kind of filter or barrier. It wasn’t close enough to touch, and one glance at his instruments saw the readouts spewing page after page of strange glyphs he didn’t recognize. He flipped record on, because glyphs he didn’t recognize were rare and he’d really like to have data to analyze later, but stowed the detectors away in their cases after doing so. Whatever the hell they were picking up wasn’t useful right this second; he’d have to figure this one out the hard way. He took a step-

The world shattered.

Milt found himself standing on a fragment of reality. Above him he could see an infinite number of other shards spinning in directions human minds weren’t truly mean to contemplate and which translated to his human brain as simply “away.” A quick glance around showed him he was at once standing before the figure in the costume he’d seen earlier, and also doing an infinite number of other things in an unknown number of ways. He was standing here, but he was also fixing Haven’s engines, tinkering with the Void Jumper, getting a drink, getting some exercise, eating dinner, lunch, breakfast, midnight snack, kissing his wife, kissing his husband, ruffling his kid’s hair -

Milt forcibly looked away from everything and focused back on the figure in the costume. He had so very many questions; what was this place, what was the figure, how could he replicate this, what was the hungry place he’d seen, what were his personal scanning devices actually picking up, what were those strange symbols, was he even still alive -

What actually came out of his mouth was “so, uh. Is this real?”

The figure seemed to consider for a moment.

“Yes, in as much as anything can be real. Crossing the borders of Reality to get here as we did meant we had to cross the borders of all Reality, not just the thread which you are currently experiencing. When the Heir shattered the tether, he did so across all Reality and, just for this moment, your limited mortal understanding is allowed to see all the permutations of Reality and not just the linear one created from the choices you have made in the past.”

Milt considered this for a moment. “But then why-”

Reality collapsed.

Milt found himself standing in the tiny machine shop he’d been relegated to since Baxter’s desertion. Not a single tool was out of place that hadn’t been knocked about before that strange event, and there were no alarms blaring overhead. He looked around, still feeling a tad shell-shocked.

“Huh.” He said.

And then he leaned over and threw up all over the floor.

——

Claire was not certain she liked this place.

The part in front of her looked awful scary - like a big, hungry mouth - but it couldn’t get to her because of the curtain. Behind her was much nicer, with the stars all glittering and the planet all glowing red. The moons made a nice contrast to it. She liked looking that way.

She didn’t like the scary man standing in front of her daddy. He was tall and he sounded funny and he carried a big stick. There was something about him that reminded her of the hungry place, though, a kind of sensation like he’d gobble her all up and not be sorry about it afterward. He looked scary-mean, but her daddy was between her and the hungry man, so that was okay. Her daddy could stop anything, and he’d never let the scary man hurt her.

She was watching the pretty red planet slowly turn when-

Everything broke.

Claire blinked. She was alone, and the scary-hungry man was right in front of her. The sky above him was weird; it was like the time she’d accidentally broken daddy’s glass tablet, all pieces and broken jagged edges with rainbows glimmering on them flying apart at once very fast and very slow.

Daddy wasn’t there.

She looked around and saw herself, also looking around, and that was scary too, so she looked back at the scary-hungry man as her eyes began to water. “Are you going to eat me?” She asked in a wobbly voice.

The scary-hungry man didn’t move. “Yes. It is our nature to consume everything; when the Continuum is destroyed, nothing shall remain before us. We will swallow all of creation, and finally each other. So were we made, so shall we do.”

That sounded even worse to Claire! The scary-hungry man was going to eat everything up, like the wolf in the story her daddy would read to her sometimes before bed. They’d eat the stars, and the planets, and-

“Daddy!” Claire screamed-

Everything collapsed inward.

As the warm lights of the Captain’s room off the bridge became real around her, Claire wobbled. She felt bad, dizzy, and she really just wanted her daddy.

Plunking herself down on the floor, she leaned her head back and wailed.

——

Arrn had been polishing one of the Fire-powered lasers when the magic took hold.

Suddenly finding himself standing in the middle of nowhere on nothing and staring down the gaping maw of a hellscape was mildly concerning. The fact that he was also doing so without the F'laser he’d been holding in his hands not ten seconds ago was highly irritating. Fire-powered weaponry was harder to manufacture than your average Void-powered blasters, but the difference in damage dealt more than made up for the difficulty. Your standard Void-blaster could put a decent-sized hole in your average soft target; the smallest Fire-powered laser you could buy would punch a two-inch hole through five inches of steel. Starship security forces were not allowed to carry F'lasers for that reason, but the Haven had a few onboard because, well, you’d never know when or where you’d need them when escorting around dignitaries.

He performed a quick area scan/threat assessment, and zeroed in immediately on the person standing way too close to the command/VIP contingent. The person was tall, of indeterminate gender and age - and was also carrying the most impressive glaive Arrn had ever seen. Half again as long as the person wielding it, the blade was polished to almost mirrored sheen with edges that looked sharp enough to cut between atoms. He’d seen some monomolecularly-edged weaponry in his time, but he’d never seen anyone foolish enough to put it at the end of a polearm. And, truth to tell, this blade looked even sharper still.

On the one hand, it was kind of his job to at least try and put himself between such an obvious threat and the VIPs. On the other hand, Rex was already standing nearly in hand-to-hand distance with the hooded figure and she was a good kid more than capable of taking down one asshole with a polearm all by herself. Plus if he tried to ease up between the VIPs and Hoodie he’d have to get closer to the clawing, grasping nothing on the other side of some kind of veil in front of him, and he really, really didn’t want to do that.

On the other other hand, he didn’t have to go forward to get between some of the other crew members and Hoodie, so Arrn shifted his weight and prepared to take a step and-

Reality shattered like glass.

Arrn found himself standing on a plane that was at once infinite and infinitesimal; before him stood the Hooded Figure, well within the reach of the glaive it still carried. Above him the sky was a-whirl with broken pieces, spinning this way and that like snowflakes in a blizzard. Out of the corner of his eyes he saw - impossible things. Things he absolutely refused to contemplate. He concentrated on the figure in front of him instead.

“Am I going to have to deal with you?”

The question was a reflex; being so far out of his depth pushed him back to old habits, ones that had kept him alive for year after year of serving as Company muscle.

The figure before him spread its hands in a gesture Arrn might interpret as helpless if it hadn’t included the nine-foot glaive. “You are dealing with us now; as it stands, however, your interactions with the timeline have been minimal, inconsequential. Your thread of reality interacts with ours very little, and if you stay on the path you have chosen they will remain that way. You will continue to maintain the armory on the ship, handing weapons and gear to others, and nothing of true consequence will come of your life. You will die an old man, alone in your bunk, and be buried in the soil of your home planet to rot in peace.”

The figure spoke without even a tinge of judgement in their tone; whatever else, they seemed to truly not give a single shit about him or anything he did. Arrn wasn’t sure if he was offended or pleased by this; he opened his mouth to say something - a witty quip, a snarky rejoinder, something - he-

The shards collapsed.

Finding himself suddenly standing back in the armory holding the precious F'laser was jarring. The vertigo and nausea that rushed in a second later were surprising only in their force, and Arrn had to put down the F'laser for a second as he breathed through them. He didn’t throw up - he’s had to deal with much worse in his years as a Problem-Solver - but it was a little closer than he’d like. A quick glance around to make sure nothing had fallen from where he’d secured it - nothing had; when he’d felt the evasive maneuvers start he’d locked his workspace down tighter than a miser’s purse - and a quick motion to magnetically secure the F'laser to a nearby weapon mooring allowed him to go to the small room that contained his bunk with a clear conscience.

Looking around at the small space, bare of anything truly personal save for the weapons he’d picked up over the years as trophies, he was reminded vividly of what the figure had said. “You will die an old man, alone in your bunk, and be buried in the soil of your home planet to rot in peace.” He threw himself down on the bunk and smiled.

That was really all he’d asked for, after all.

——

Luke was not having a good time.

Naturally high-strung, suddenly finding himself standing on nothing and staring into a place that his lizard brain gibbered at even attempting to understand was giving him heart palpitations. Blindly he flailed around to his left where he’d remembered Zaza standing before something weird had happened to throw them here, and managed to get a hold of her arm. “Zaza, oh Elements preserve us, Zaza, we’re going to die, it’s going to kill us and suck the marrow from our bones and destroy us in tiny microns we can’t fight it we can’t survive oh elementselementselements-”

A resounding crack confused him for a moment as he head jerked around, and then the pain made itself known. He swung around to face - ah. Not Zaza.

Fran glared down at him, the white showing all the way around her eyes belying her fierce expression. “Now ain’t the time to panic, Luke. We gotta hold on to something or this whole thing’ll fall apart and then we’ll really be in the soup.”

Luke gulped and nodded, looking around. Besides the - oh dear sweet elemental creators preserve us - howling void in front of them, the reassuring red of the Fire planet hung in space behind them. Above and below them were just stars, and all around them seemed to be some kind of darkness both supporting them and keeping them separate from the void. It didn’t look particularly strong to Luke, but it’d been doing the job so far.

He turned back to Fran, whose elbow he still clutched. “So-”

Everything exploded.

Luke found himself standing right in front of a tall figure wearing a black robe and carrying some kind of long weapon. He stared at the blade on the end of it, hypnotized by the shining metal. That thing could kill him fast enough he probably wouldn’t even know it before he found out what came on the far side of life. He could almost see it now, sweeping down and slicing him in half, with the top taking a few minutes to fall, it was so clean. He could almost-

“Are you the Grim Reaper?” he asked the figure in front of him, mostly to drown out the images trying to overwhelm him with primordial terror.

The figure seems to consider this question for a moment. “No. I may be described as grim, but I am not here to harvest. I am here to collect the Heir and be gone - something which I have apparently failed to do. His continued resistance has grown irksome; we will need to take stronger measures, it seems, though this current attempt has failed utterly.”

“Oh.”

Luke didn’t quite know what to say to that. He wasn’t sure what an Heir was, and while failing at something sucked he couldn’t help but feel a little glad such a scary person hadn’t gotten what they wanted. Something in the back of his mind still gibbered about how the person in front of him could absolutely kill him at a moment’s notice, and he didn’t really have much sympathy for murderers. He opened his mouth to offer some kind of meaningless platitude-

Everything collapsed.

Luke staggered as he found himself back in the galley of Haven, almost knocking a dazed-looking Zaza to the floor. The various other cooks looked about as good as Luke himself felt. He blinked, feeling his head start to swim. “I-”

He fainted to the sound of Big Mike cursing up a storm.

——

There was something at once terrible and fascinating about the whirling unreality that raged behind the veil in front of her.

Mika wasn’t one much for mysticism; sure, everything worked on magic but that was no reason to go assigning spiritual value to it. You plugged your grill in, let the Void energy spin up the heating coils, and went about your day. Nothing special to that, it was just what you did if you were a cook. Worrying about what was going to happen to you when you died didn’t get the morning flapjacks made or the orange juice squeezed; there were just better things to do with her time.

Still, seeing the burning, swirling maw in front of her was rapidly beginning to make her rethink this stance. She leaned over to Zip, who appeared to be having some kind of religious experience, and jabbed him hard in the shoulder with one finger. “What do you make of that?” She asked, gesturing to the sight in front of them.

Zip didn’t quite answer her, but he half-turned so that whatever he’d been saying became audible to her. “…So shall the elements wither and wane before the Unmaker, but the Continuum shall be the light evermore and save us from the Darkness…”

Mika tuned him out; whatever was going on in that head of his was obviously pretty far removed from whatever reality they were currently experiencing. She turned in a slow circle; besides Zip standing next to her, the rest of the kitchen staff was clumped up pretty close together and the rest of the crew kinda spread out along…whatever the Void they were standing on. Furthest forward were the special guests and the command folks, and furthest back were the new brig security people they’d picked up to replace the ones who hadn’t survived the Company rep’s short but tyrannical reign aboard ship.

She turned a little more to see what was behind them, and-

Everything exploded.

Mika blinked as pieces of reality danced before her eyes; looking around didn’t bring any further clarity as all she saw was herself. Doing things - washing dishes, mostly, though there was the odd scene of her attending some kind of rocket launch, or being handed a certificate on a stage, or being murdered in an alley. She blinked and turned away from that last one hurriedly; it didn’t seem to bode well for how this whole situation was going to turn out.

As she looked away from that scene, a tall, hooded figure caught her eye. Seven foot tall at least, she’d’ve piled their plate high if they’d come into her kitchen. There was something hungry about them; she would bet there wouldn’t be any meat on their bones if she could see through the flowing layers they wore.

Or maybe she wouldn’t give ‘em a plate at all, not if they were still carrying that pig-sticker they clutched in one hand. Mika had a strict no-weapons policy for the galleys she worked in, and the rest of the staff aboard Haven had been quick to agree with her. Kitchen implements were one thing; sure, you could murder people with ‘em but that tended to dull the blades dreadfully so you were better off just using them to, y'know, actually cook. Weapons just made for killing were worse than useless in a kitchen - even blasters.

“Who’re you supposed to be, then?” She asked, using her best I’m-not-impressed voice.

The hooded figure didn’t seem to care. “I am Asahel Keturah Pipe-Wolferstan, and we are the Other. I am supposed to be servant of the Heir, but I cannot be so until he takes up his true purpose and name. Until he does, I am merely the one chosen to deal with Reality to make him take up his duties to us.” They paused for the merest sliver on an instant. “It is…uncomfortable, but I am the second best able to exist in Reality, and so it is my duty to do so.”

Mika raised an eyebrow. “Well, it seems to me-”

Everything collapsed.

Mika blinked through the sudden wooziness of finding herself back in the kitchen of Haven. Zaza was hyperventilating, Luke had straight-up fainted, Zip sounded like he was still praying, Fran was clutching her face and weeping, Hank was making unpleasant noises in the corner, and Zeiriogh was breathing heavily from where they were leaning on the counter. Mika barely registered her count was off before a nasty sizzling noise heralded a bout of cursing from behind her; she spun around to find Big Mike near the stove, cradling one hand with the other. Apparently he’d tried to copy Zeiriogh in leaning on something, but had chosen his leaning surface poorly.

Mika heaved a sigh and rolled her eyes to the ceiling. “What a rotten way to get out of a conversation,” she remarked to no-one. If the universe somehow carried her parting shot to Asahel, it gave no sign, and she went over to start tending to Mike’s hand.

One mess at a time, in her kitchen.

——

Today was definitely going to be a red-letter day in her daybook, and not in a good way.

To be fair, Fran didn’t get too many red-letter days, full stop. There was the day she got assigned to Haven, that’d been a good one; the day Silas had kissed her and promised her his hand, that’d been a really excellent one; the day she’d gotten a letter and Silas’ ring from the Company, that’d been a bad one; the day Roger’d been eaten by the giant bug on the Bloom planet, that’d been a bad one; and so on, and so forth. Point being, there were more bad red-letter days than good ones, and this was shaping up to be a really bad red-letter one.

For starters, she was standing on nothing in the middle of nowhere with what looked like the descriptions of the Underworld the local cults used to try and scare people with back on her home world stretched out in front of her. Standing to her right was Luke and to her left was Zaza, and she could hear Zip babbling somewhere behind her; he sounded like he’d taken some kind of religion to heart and was regurgitating it to deal with whatever was going on in his head. Fran mentally dismissed him as unhelpful and started to turn around when something grabbed a hold of her elbow.

Spinning to face the possible threat, she found herself face to saucer-plate-sized-eyes face with Luke. He was also babbling, though he sounded a lot more hysterical than Zip did. Voice high and breathy, chest going like someone on speed pumping a bellows, pupils the approximate size of pinpricks - Luke was clearly less than ten seconds away from complete meltdown. So Fran did the only thing she could think of to snap him out of it.

She slapped him.

Hard.

“Now ain’t the time to panic, Luke. We gotta hold on to something or this whole thing’ll fall apart and then we’ll really be in the soup.” He stared at her owl-eyed as she spoke, the imprint of her hand reddening on his cheek, and nodded jerkily while making an odd gulping noise - like he’d tried to swallow but didn’t have anything in his mouth to swallow. His eyes were still darting around crazily, however, and he had a glint in them she didn’t like.

He opened his mouth and said hoarsely “so-”

Everything exploded.

Fran found herself moving very fast and yet at the same time standing perfectly still as reality fractured like a cheap window. Luke’s hand was gone from her elbow, and the whirling shards of what she had the nasty feeling was literally Everything were going too fast for her to see if he’d ended up in one of those. The fragments were actually kind of pretty, in the same way that broken glass could reflect rainbows if turned just right, but the fact that they were fragments and not whole was probably a bad thing.

So entranced was she by the whirling bits of Reality above her, she didn’t even realize someone was standing in front of her until they cleared their throat. Or at least, made a noise like they were clearing their throat, and she glanced down in surprise. The figure was tall, taller than Big Mike - no mean feat as Big Mike was the biggest person she’d ever seen - and shrouded from head to toe in black cloth. They looked almost funerary in that get-up, and a terrible thought struck her as she glanced between them and the broken sky above.

Fran took a deep breath, and asked the question that had plagued her mind for decades. “How did Silas really die?”

She’d asked that question many times of many different people, and had never gotten a satisfactory answer. There was no real reason this person would know who Silas was, or anything about him but - that clothing. That weapon. The broken sky above them. If she didn’t at least ask, she’d hate herself for the rest of her life.

The figure looked at her - or maybe through her - for a long moment before answering. “Silas Marner was an informational security specialist in a minor branch of The Company on the planet most notable for its vast reserves of the elemental magic your kind classifies as 'water.’ He was a dependable worker, and good at his job - too good. One day he intercepted leaked plans for a siphon the Company had planned for the planet on which he stood, plans he knew were illegal. He deleted them, and all mentions of them, from the Company database. The Company sent a Problem Solver to his quarters, who beat him to death in an attempt to retrieve the plans. If the Problem Solver had not arrived when he did, Silas would have been summarily executed by the Industrialist faction who had been responsible for trying to data-mine the leak in the first place and whose kill team was waiting outside while the Problem Solver worked.”

Fran’s mind went blank. she’d always suspected the Company had been involved - that it hadn’t been an accident - that - that-

Everything collapsed.

Finding herself standing back in the kitchen of Haven, not having moved a single inch from where she could remember being before being sucked into space was surreal. Not a single ladle was out of place, not a pot had moved, and yet everything had changed. Everything was different. Silas had died a good man, and he’d died at the hands of the Company - the Company she was working for.

It was all too much. Fran buried her face in her hands and wept.

——

Zaza was fascinated.

The constantly-moving energy patterns of the whatever that was in front of her were mesmerizing. The sudden unpredictable shifts that drew the eye for just a moment, only for something else to change and attract her attention - she felt like she could stare at it for hours. If only there wasn’t that weird darkness in the way so she could see it properly. She reached out, but her hands met nothing; whatever was between her and those wonderful, swirling flames was at once close enough to touch and far out of reach.

She took a step forward, and another, and then-

Everything exploded.

If Zaza had thought the flames were beautiful, they had nothing on the whirling shards of Reality itself that spun in an infinite number of fragments above her head. She couldn’t see into any of them, of course - she suspected that was her eyes failing to comprehend what they were seeing, rather than any actual attempt by the universe to keep her from peeking. She huffed, impatient with the failings of her optic nerves - the Company did offer upgrades, but they cost an arm and a leg and Zaza’d never be able to afford them on her salary as a cook - and nearly jumped out of her skin when she heard a low laugh in response.

Looking around suspiciously, her eyes landed on a strange figure dressed all in black. Strange costume, she thought, and turned her gaze back to the sky in its infinite complexity.

“I want to see this all the time,” she stated baldly, never taking her eyes off the up there.

“You would wish this view all the time?” The figure sounded surprised. Zaza snorted.

“Of course, who wouldn’t? The firey place wasn’t too shabby either.”

There was a long stretch of silence.

“Seek me out on your return, and I’ll give you the eyes to see what you so desperately desire.”

Zaza dropped her gaze from the sky, finally. “How-”

Everything collapsed.

-do I find you died on her lips as she took in the boring normality of the kitchen around her. She could feel her heart racing and her breath coming in too fast as she tried to reign in the feelings that adventure had brought out in her. Clearly she needed to find the guy dressed all in black, and asap.

After I finish cleaning, she amended mentally as Hank threw up in the corner. Sighing, she went and fetched the mop and bucket and got to work.

——

Hank felt like he ought to be sick.

He’d never had a head for heights, and from when he could see there was nothing below him but a long, long way to fall. Whatever he was standing on was at least semi-transparent, reminding him vividly of the time his little sister had convinced him to walk on the glass bridge that went out over a waterfall on the Bloom planet. It was apparently a must-see on all the tourist guides, but he’d very nearly had a heart attack just taking the first few steps and his sister had eventually given up and gone the rest of the way without him. He’d been dragged off the clear surface after she’d left by a kindly security guard who’d forced him to drink two cups of peppermint tea before releasing him from “custody.”

The strange thing this time was that he wasn’t sick. At least, not sick to his stomach; he couldn’t look up from the vast emptiness of space beneath his feet, but he didn’t feel like he was about to throw up. Maybe those therapy sessions his sister had forced him to go to after the bridge incident hadn’t been a total waste of time after all.

He still couldn’t look up, though.

He felt Big Mike’s hand - no way it was anyone else, Big Mike had hands big enough he needed custom oven mitts - settle between his shoulder blades. “Breathe,” the bigger man commanded with his deep voice and Hank sucked in a breath, the spots at the edge of his vision clearing. He could feel Mike’s hand giving him a soothing rub. “You gonna be-”

Everything exploded.

Hank missed Mike’s hand on his back immediately, but at least whatever the hell he was standing on now was opaque. He looked up and around, and blinked in surprise. He saw himself, but like, in a weird funhouse-mirror kind of way. The reflections - if that’s what they really were - nearest to him looked the most like him, while the more outlandish ones looked like they were further away - though he wasn’t sure if distance had a real meaning here.

Though, actually, that wasn’t quite right. The nearest person to him didn’t look like him at all. Hank wasn’t seven foot tall, for one, and for another he’d never wear a crown. He’d despised them ever since his sister had shoved the paper crown you’d get from Void Burger Conglomerate for your birthday down over his eyes and given him paper cuts on both ears and the bridge of his nose.

Which, of course, begged the question. “Why are you wearing a crown?” He asked the not-him figure.

They shifted uncomfortably - or maybe they didn’t, Hank’s eyes couldn’t quite resolve the gesture they made. “It is a symbol of my power. I am a titan of the third order among my people, but human minds cannot even conceive of us in our entirety. Your minds simply interpret our power as a crown.”

“That’s cool?” Hank hazarded. What were you supposed to say to something like that? Still-

Everything collapsed.

Hank blinked around at the warmly-lit kitchen. It was good to firmly be planted back on the ground after- after-

He leaned over and threw up in the corner with the drain. Apparently he hadn’t quite gotten over his fear of heights after all.

——

“The Continuum shall light my path; it shall drive away the darkness, and keep me safe.”

This place was everything the mystics of home had warned Zip about, from the swirling maw of the Unmaker in front of him to the vastness of space swirling to either side.

“I shall place my faith in the Continuum, that it may shelter me against the storms and the raging fires, and all that would destroy It’s joyous work.”

He couldn’t exactly confess himself regularly, being the only practicing Bright Spot Continuuist on the ship, but he made sure to send the proper percentage of his pay-packet home to the priests and they, in return, sent him monthly recordings of the lessons he missed by being aboard ship.

“For the Continuum holds the light, and life, of all the worlds safe in Its hands.”

Something poked him hard in the shoulder, and he half-turned while keeping up the Litany Against Darkness.

“When faith is gone, so shall the elements with and wane before the Unmaker, but the Continuum shall be the light evermore, and save us from the Darkness when all other hopes have failed.”

Mika was the one who’d poked him, but he couldn’t spare a thought for her right now. He-

Everything exploded.

Zip couldn’t look up. The Continuum - the Continuum was - he couldn’t look up. Couldn’t look around, either; he could just see the terrible lies crowding the edges of his vision, versions of himself that have not existed and will never exist so he will not pay them any mind now. Looking down showed him a simple, opaque blackness, and in front of him was-

“Are you the Unmaker?” He blurted, heart seizing in his chest.

The terrible figure shrouded all in black with a bleak crown and black staff leaned over him, and Zip could feel its terrible, awful gaze in his very soul, and-

“One of them.” It replied.

Zip reeled back and-

Everything collapsed.

Zip looked around at the warm, familiar shapes of the kitchen, closed his eyes, and prayed.

——

Michael “Big Mike” Derane was not an easy man to startle; when you were as big as he was, you didn’t have the luxury of starting at every little thing. When you moved instinctively, chances were better than even you’d accidentally elbow another person in the face - especially in the close quarters of a kitchen. If he’d become a Problem Solver like the Company reps had wanted him to, it wouldn’t’ve been a problem, but Big Mike liked cooking and so to the galley of Haven he went.

All that being said, he definitely froze when something jerked him away from the stove he’d been in the process of shutting down - it would have been nice to have more warning before evasive maneuvers started, he’d been lucky there hadn’t been anything actively cooking on the stove when the Captain had done something that threw them all across the kitchen - and into a great, big, nothing.

He could see things all around him - things beyond just the other cooks, though it was good to see them here too - but they seemed to be separated from space by some kind of smoke. It didn’t bode well, but they also weren’t actively dying at that point so that was something. Well, most of them weren’t actively dying.

Big Mike walked over and put a hand carefully between Hank’s hunched shoulder blades. “Breathe,” he advised the shorter man, taking a deep breath himself to demonstrate. Hank sucked in a short breath that sounded like he’d just been dunked in a barrel of icy water, and Big Mike carefully started rubbing up and down the bony back beneath his hand. “Easy, you’re gonna be-”

Everything exploded.

Big Mike found himself standing on a featureless plane while the world whirled above him. There was someone standing right in front of him, taller than he was, but he ignored them in favor of looking around. Everywhere he looked, he could see himself looking back, like a mirror maze or something.

Except no two of the reflections were exactly alike. Most of them looked like him, generally speaking, but one or two looked very different. It was one of the very different ones - a much-older version of himself with snow-white hair and, more importantly, a wedding ring - that caught his attention, and he stepped away from the weirdo in black to get a better look.

The older him smiled at his approach, and held out one wrinkled hand for him to shake. He took it, and looked himself straight in the eyes.

“Who?”

The older him’s smile grew dazzling. “Marlene Aschamps-Marie, in a little diner on the Void planet.”

Big Mike’s smile grew to match older him’s, and-

Everything collapsed.

Big Mike found himself right back where he’d been, in front of the stove in the kitchen of Haven. His heart felt lighter than air, his stomach was doing flip-flops, and a whole lifetime had passed since he’d last been here. A wave of dizziness struck him and he had to put both hands down to make sure he wouldn’t fall over.

A mistake.

A nasty sizzling noise preceded a burning pain in his hand made him jerk his hand away from the still-hot stove top. “Blighted son of a dog and serpent!” he roared - one of his mother’s favorite curses, from way back. “Void-begotten cock-mangling rotten-”

——

This wasn’t how they’d really expected this day to go.

Granted, Zeiriogh was pretty certain that “the way they’d expected today to go” had gotten shot in the foot somewhat further back than “being launched into the void between spaces,” but this was pretty much the icing on the cake. Unexpected evasive maneuvers, fine, nobody’d been handling a knife at least and they could always clean up the mess from the not-quite-empty gravy boat, but being yanked out of the ship to watch the VIPs and Command crew jaw with some weirdo in a shroud?

Yeah, that hadn’t really been on the docket for today.

Still, at least it didn’t look like they were going to be consumed by the awful flames any time soon. Whatever they were standing on seemed firm enough, and was possibly also responsible for keeping the flames from coming any closer which, honestly, was a relief. Zeiriogh had dealt with a fair amount of nonsense in their tenure with the Company, but reality-warping flames were the purview of actual scientists and not cooks, and they’d very much like to keep it that way.

They looked around, noting that the rest of the cooks were standing reasonably close to them. A lot closer than the rest of the crew, anyway, though they weren’t sure how much distance actually meant in this place. The furthest one away looked like one of the engineers, and he appeared to be pirouetting which was about what they expected from an engineer in a place that defied the normal laws of physics. They could only hope the hapless engineer didn’t get any ideas or there stood the real possibility of a repeat performance.

The thought made them facepalm, but just as their hand reached their face-

Everything exploded.

Zeiriogh slowly removed their hand from their face as it became apparent that things had changed yet again. This time it looked like none of the crew were nearby. Instead, they saw a tall figure wearing all black and carrying a glaive standing at attention nearby. They gave the whole ensemble 10/10 for good thinking - a glaive was a nice, versatile weapon - but minus several million points for style. All black did nothing but make you overheat; if you wanted to blend in, you were better off going with neutral mottling of brown and grey, and if you wanted to stand out you’d highlight the important parts in other colors to really emphasize the black.

Whatever; whoever this person was, it wasn’t Zeiriogh’s job to tell them they’d fucked up their outfit. Whoever they had to do that had obviously fallen down on the job, but if you were good at something you should never do it for free - or so they’d heard.

Zeiriogh huffed a gusty sigh. “Is there likely to be a repeat performance of this?” They asked in their most bored, disinterested tone.

The figure shifted slightly. “No; you may thank the Heir for even this much. Such a shattering has never happened before, and is all the more proof we must cut this iteration short. That the Heir could do this with only the most basic grasp of the abilities open to him is…troubling. We will have to try harder to bring him back and try again or this entire cycle could end badly for everyone.”

Zeiriogh didn’t like the sound of that. They straightened out of their careful slouch, and tried to look the other person straight in the eye. “You mean-”

Everything collapsed.

Zeiriogh blinked as the kitchen swam into and out of focus around them. Wherever they had been, the journey back had been one hell of a ride. They leaned against the counter and tried to breathe through the nausea.

Fucking doomsayers.
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Tag almost missed it, at first. It was such a little thing.

To be fair, there was a lot going on. A person from Bryn’s childhood, here? Experiments done on elemental-human hybrids? Twenty thousand leagues of sea slowly starting to invade the hallway outside of the lab? That was like twenty different levels of awful all trying to crowd his brain at once.

All of it dropped away for a single crystallized instant when he saw Bryn lean down next to Fresca with her compact open.

Tag had still been reeling from his confrontation with his half-dad when Bryn’s mother had given her the powerful little artifact. Something that shows a person’s true face, her mother had said, and it’d been hard to miss the first time Bryn had looked into it. He’d been in a position to see the brilliant light of the Summoner that he’d first seen in the deep phase state less than half an hour earlier, and it had still been enough to drive the air from his lungs - and a paralyzing spike of fear into his brain.

You are one of us, his half-dad had told him, you just don’t remember.

He had rejected the notion at the time, but a little seed of doubt had planted itself in his head. He was Tag, Parallel to a Fire Summoner, human. He was not some all-consuming juggernaut here to destroy existence, not some weird and terrifying form of blackened ichor hardened into something that shouldn’t exist in this reality. Two hands, two feet, one head, a slightly goofy-looking face - that was him, that was Tag. Just a human.

But.

Asahel Keturah Pipe-Wolferstan had claimed to be a sort of father to him. What kind of human had a thing like that for a dad? Even a half-dad?

Tag could just see Fresca’s reflection in the compact. Her form looked washed out, faded in a way that spoke of not enough substance to make a whole person, which would have been concerning enough on its own. Tag, however, could see something else in her that made his blood freeze; thin threads of ichor, none of them big enough to be a whole snake but still very much present in her body that pulsed sluggishly in time with her heartbeat. He wasn’t sure if Bryn could see them or not, couldn’t remember if the mirror worked for just the holder or each viewer separately, but he felt a chill pass through him at what she might see if she looked at him with that artifact.

Bryn stood up from Fresca and turned to face them. “Do any of you want to use this thing? I wouldn’t use it on any of you without your permission, it just seems like an invasion of privacy,” she said in that frank and honest way of hers and Tag exhaled an internal sigh of relief. He could refuse-

“Sure, I could do with some rouge,” Puq said brightly as he took the mirror. Tag slid a glance over to Rex, and saw the interest in her eyes as well. He knew in that instant, without a shred of doubt, that if this continued then Rex would want to look into the compact as well - and then they would expect him to.

Tag didn’t know what he’d see if he did. Maybe he would see just his face; maybe he would see the plain human face with its plain human eyes and plain human nose and plain human mouth. Maybe he was only Tag, human kid.

But.

Maybe it would show something else. Maybe he wasn’t just Tag.

And that idea terrified him most of all.

“I’m just, sorry, I’m just - I’m trying really hard to be a hero and cool, but I just can’t stop thinking about how-” how much he didn’t want to know if he wasn’t really human "-how far below the surface we are, and the fact that there is water pouring in outside this lab door.“

Rex, Bryn, and Gwennaig all turned to stare at the door while Puq closed the compact and look a little sad - in as much as a huge proto-humaniform lump of Void crystal could look sad, anyway - and Tag felt some of the tension inside of him release. He felt a little bad about talking over Puq’s difficulties, and rushed to try and fix his error in speaking over what the elemental was going through.

"Puq, I want you to get separated if you want to get separated. I, ah, want to get rid of this - of this slug-worm, but I think we’re in a pinch y'all.”

Puq handed the compact silently back to Bryn, who tucked it away inside her robes before Gwennaig started to speak again. Tag let himself go a little limp with relief. On the one hand, having a confirmation that he was human through and through would be a relief; on the other hand, if he saw something else in the mirror…

If he saw something else in the mirror, then he wouldn’t just be Tag.

And that was the worst thought of all.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=237#p237 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:10:38 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=237#p237
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Void Jumpers fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=238#p238
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So. This was it.

Truth to tell, Sam had always on some level expected to die at the bottom of the ocean. First at the hands of the scientists back in the station they’d just left, then in whatever harebrained escape plan he’d manage to hatch after being bonded to the Puq, then at the tentacles of whatever the hell was lurking down here; him and the bottom of the ocean were never going to end well, and that was all there was to it.

A vasty kind of resignation welled up within him as his breaths grew short in the stale air of the suit. In his line of work, he couldn’t be too outraged at the inevitability of death. Every day was a chance to get shot, stabbed, sued, or worse, and while it was more unlikely to happen some days than others, he’d reconciled himself to it long ago. Looking back now on the things he’d done, memories welling up in the absence of light that was pressing on his eyeballs, he couldn’t bring himself to really regret any of the things he’d done.

We got it wrong every time, his alternate self had told him. It was strangely comforting to know that he’d always chosen wrongly, no matter what reality he was in. Three ex-wives here, and uncountable more across every variation of reality, and he’d never managed to pick the right one; if there were no right choices, he couldn’t regret taking the chances he’d had. Just because he’d never managed to keep one didn’t mean that the times he’d had with them were any less special - he’d loved each one enough to marry her, after all. No, he couldn’t regret the choices he’d made and the times he’d had, and that in and of itself was a kind of solace in the lightless depths a mile and more below the surface.

It was the things he’d left undone that he regretted. The words he hadn’t said when his wives tired of him, the destruction he hadn’t wreaked on the facility behind him - the overtures he hadn’t made to the entity tied to his soul. Sam didn’t want to die; not now, not here, not with so much left unfinished. There just didn’t seem to be much he could do about it, trapped in what might as well be a coffin that fit him like a second skin.

“Hey Sam, it looks like we’re pretty stuck, eh?”

Sam blinked, a little hazily. Ever since they’d spoken to each other in the facility, Sam could hear the Puq much more clearly. Apparently they could exchange words now, not just vague feelings and flashes of memories, and Sam felt a wave of regret batter against the bulwarks of resignation he’d armored himself with against his impending death. When he died, would he take the Puq with him? Or would the elemental be freed to enter the cycle of rebirth for spriggans once again? It was the same kind of doubt they’d both had over being separated, and Sam could only regret that they hadn’t tried it now. If they were separate, maybe the Puq wouldn’t be trapped here in this suit with him, dying slowly of oxygen deprivation.

“Yeah. Yeah. Think, uh, this is it.”

Sam’s words were slow and a little slurred; lack of oxygen was a hell of a drug. He could feel a wave of worry that wasn’t his own wash down his spine, and it warmed him a little. Whatever his past coldness towards the spriggan, the Puq didn’t seem to be blaming him for it now and that…that was something. More than his second ex-wife had ever given him, that was for sure.

“Well, it doesn’t have to be. You, uh, you want to…tag me in? I could probably get us out of this pickle. I wanna keep everyone alive!”

Sam blinked again, mind racing. That was everything he’d been afraid of since he’d woken up with a new passenger in his body. Every shock of void magic that sent him away and let the Puq control his body, every second of agony he endured when he tried in vain to hold on to his physical form - for as long as he’d been the Puq’s other half, he’d clung desperately to himself and his human body. He’d been terrified that if he let go, he wouldn’t be Sam anymore, that the Puq would take him over and never let him return and that would be the end of Sam.

But now he’d spoken face to face with the Puq, and remembered that there were two victims in this body, not one - the Puq hadn’t asked to be a part of him any more than Sam had asked to have an elemental tied to his soul. Being tied to Sam had changed the Puq in ways so fundamental that the spriggan could only truly express them in his own language; Sam had changed too, but he’d obstinately rejected those changes. Now, though, what did he have to lose? If this was truly it, he’d be embracing oblivion either way.

And, if only just, he trusted the Puq enough to get them out of this mess.

“You know what? I’m okay with tagging you in. ‘Cause…I don’t think there’s a backseat anymore. All right.” He sucked in a breath that didn’t really help any and grunted as black spots danced across his vision. It had to be now, or it was going to be never. “Have at.”

The Puq didn’t need any more permission than that, and Sam steeled himself against the first frissions of pain even as he quelled the almost overwhelming urge to resist. This time, though, he had chosen the change; it had not been forced upon him by an outside agent. His heart turned to crystal, and he could feel the Puq right with him shudder as the sharp points pierced the other nearby organs. And then…the pain continued, but almost muffled? It still hurt, but it wasn’t the all-consuming, bone-crunching agony he was used to.

He and the Puq were equals as their body shifted, side-by-side each other metaphorically, and he felt the wave of cheer that rippled through the Puq even as the spoke on a level they’d never manage at any other time.

Don’t you know, Sam? A pain shared is a pain halved.

Sam had to smile even as he fully submerged into the phase state. The Puq was right.

And maybe not working alone had its advantages after all.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=238#p238 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:11:31 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=238#p238
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Void Jumpers fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=239#p239
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Tag had been afraid.

He’d been afraid when Bryn had suggested they go through the portal to the Other side. When he’d known to look for it, the secondary portal had been obvious; an open mouth, drawing both from the Real world around them and the Phase state in front of them, that lead to the whirling place of Unreality he’d last seen when he’d destroyed half-dad’s tether. That place had been bad enough simply seen through the veil of the torn tether; seeing it up close and personal, without that veiling presence, had been both terrifying and…exhilarating?

They had ultimately decided to go through, of course; neither Bryn nor Rex had seemed particularly keen on passing up the opportunity to attack the enemy’s stronghold. Sam had agreed with them, once Tag had looped Puq telepathically into communication with the rest of the team, and Puq had been happy enough to follow Sam’s lead. Tag had kept his worries to himself and done what he had been trained to do since he was very young: Follow his Summoner.

Tag had felt another frission of fear going through the first portal. He was well-used to the phase state, though Bryn’s brilliant Fire never ceased to take his breath away, but - he hadn’t been able to see the rest of their party. For the breathless instant where the world turned the color of the wine-dark sea and vast currents of sea-foam and storm-wave slipped by him as the tides of the world ebbed and flowed, Sam, Puq, and Rex had vanished even from his Phase-sight. He had strained his eyes for the refulgent purple glow, so out of place in this world of ocean-flowing blue, that would at least mark out the Puq - but he had seen nothing, and then the second portal had swallowed them whole.

Stepping into the Other side had been like stepping into a nightmare. It was a horribly alien place; nothing about it was Real, and even while the shapes were functionally familiar they looked wrong. Bad. His feet sank into the floor, though no matter how much sinking occurred it never went up over his shoe. The walls were perpetually melting like some kind of horrible fountain, material oozing along from the top down towards the floor in a never-ending stream that looked like it should have run out of ichor to ooze long ago, but was still going in defiance of all the known laws of physics.

Even the things that were definitely from the Real world had only contributed to the subtle horror of the place. Solid shapes that didn’t melt, in colors other than black, with the most ubiquitous logo in the galaxy stamped on them? Somehow they only managed to highlight the dripping ichor in ways that defied the eye to explain it. The ichor, in its turn, had given the Company technology a decidedly sinister aura that Puq had been the only one brave enough to voice; if the Company was making the equipment the Others were using to take and take and take from the Real world, maybe the Company was also using the equipment to take and take and take to use for their own purposes?

And yet the worst part of the Other side had been the way it made him feel. Part of him was so comfortable here, possibly even luxuriating in the feeling of the unreality; that part wanted him to dig his toes into the constantly-melting floor like it was a deep shag carpet, stretch out, lean against a wall, revel in the ichor as it ran through and around him. The other part, the part he had clung to desperately ever since his first encounter with his half-dad, rejected the place around him. The walls, floor, ceiling, door - everything was wrong and he didn’t know what to do about it.

The psychic dissonance had left him reeling internally, torn between the strong desire to puke and the equally strong desire to consume. He had felt unmoored, in a way he hadn’t since the fight with Variq. His very soul had felt disconnected from his body, almost a step up and to the left - like a poorly-set third-person view of the body known as Tag. His hands, fingers, legs, toes - all of them had felt like they belonged to someone else, like he was a puppetmaster pulling on strings to make this body move. His limbs hadn’t been jerking and twitching from power overload this time, which had made things easier, but there was a certain lack of whatever might be called his usual grace.

The fact that his kick had connected with the Other soldier had surprised Tag almost as much as it had surprised the rest of his party; the fact that the kick was hard enough to send a seven-foot-tall being wearing half-plate-mail out of its native reality and all the way through two portals was…something. Tag wasn’t the most physical of fighters, and though he’d received the same basic hand-to-hand training that the rest of the parallels in the monastery had gotten, he wasn’t Rex levels of asskicking…in the Real world. Here, though, in a place that was at once awful and awfully familiar, he had felt the Other side of him - the part he’d so resolutely tried to deny and ignore - getting stronger by the moment.

The alarm that had blared when they reversed the streams on the capacitors had hurt. The others had all heard the howls of the damned coming through the speaking-trumpets mounted high on the walls above them, but as the distance between himself and his physical form had increased Tag had heard the other parts to it as well, a sour, metallic taste in his mouth and the feeling of a thousand tiny insects crawling up and down his spine as the noise echoed in dimensions humans were simply incapable of accessing. Underneath that, he had heard the sound of movement headed their way.

He had been so afraid. He had been so terrified - what would happen if he let go? What would happen if he stepped forth? But one fear, overriding them all, had tipped his hand:

What would happen to his family-of-choice if he didn’t?

So he had stepped forward.

Stepping out of his body was a relief, the likes of which he’d never known before. Tag hadn’t realized until now just exactly how far he had needed to compress to fit in such a tiny mortal shell. Even as the representation of his intent formed itself out of the ichor, he unfolded along planes and dimensions that human minds were not built to comprehend. Wings vast enough to encompass whole planets stretched along the eleventh dimension, uncountable eyes blinking from among the feathers. Dog heads with jaws that opened down to their chest stretched and yawned in the seventh, eighth, and ninth dimensions. Limbs of uncountable numbers, unfathomable sizes, and incomprehensible shapes stretched out from where he’d folded and tucked them away inside his human shell along dimensions innumerable.

As his simplest form stretched into three dimensions, he could see the Others freeze before him. They were as ants before a mountain - it wasn’t the crown on his form’s brow that arrested them, that was merely a symbol of the power and majesty of his full existence; it was the vastness of all that he was, in all the planes they existed in. Compared to him, they were insignificantly tiny and they knew it, their own shapes - smaller and less complex than his - curling into themselves as they awaited his orders. He looked over them, and dismissed them as the insignificant beings they were.

After all, he was not afraid.

And why should he be afraid? This was his place, and his people; his powers here were unlimited. This was the place he belonged; no more doubt, no more fear, no more wondering what he had done wrong. In this place, there were only absolutes. And the very most basic absolute was…him.

“Tag. Tag!”

A prodding in a lower dimension shook him from his contemplation. It took him several moments to focus in on the very limited line of communication one of the Real people was trying to open up to his psyche. It took him several moments longer to marshal his cognition to the point where responding wouldn’t simply overwhelm the mind of the person he was talking to.

“Dark figure with a lot of power! I don’t know what to call you.”

Several of his mouths curled up into smiles that would drive a human mad to even glimpse them; Bryn was as eloquent as always, and her attempts to give him a different name sent a curl of warmth shivering through his feathers.

“Tag will be fine.”

Asahel Keturah Pipe-Wolferstan had chosen a very long name to represent themselves to the Real people; Tag suspected the Other had gotten it from a human who had no more need of it when they had taken the Company machines from the Real world. It was the kind of utterly wrong-headed thing they’d do.

“He doesn’t look fine! He’s frozen! What the fuck are you doing with my friend?”

Ah, she hadn’t made the connection yet. He supposed that the iron-clad figure that was visible to her and the others looked nothing like his human shell - and all of himself that was contained in higher dimensions even less so. She sounded rather upset at the thought that Tag might have been harmed, which gave him a warm feeling that pushed away some of the empty hunger at his core - and the idea that he had been the one to do the harming was somewhat amusing.

“I am your friend.”

The statement was very simple, but he spoke it on all the planes he had a mouth to say it with. She could only hear it on the ones she had access to, of course, but such a statement said in such a fashion in this place was more binding than iron chains; he could feel the hunger that plagued him and all his kin abate somewhat more, buttressed by that fact.

“You are my friend? What’s my favorite color?”

“Magenta.”

The response slipped out before he could really think about it; it was the color that poured off of her in the fifth plane where Fire met Time. He could see it so clearly; true magenta, not the poor imitation his human eyes had seen when they tried to fill in a gap in the visible light spectrum. True magenta was a much more powerful color, filled with the vibrancy of life and the urgency of fire.

Yes, he’d always associate her with magenta now.

“Wrong.”

She sounded so offended and he sighed a great gust of wind into the fifteenth dimension.

“Bryn, you and I both know that we have not had the favorite color conversation. We’ve had the favorite t-shirt conversation, which is that one you picked up at that punk rock show when you turned fourteen. It was the first time you’d left home by yourself, and you felt like a badass.”

She was silent for several long moments, but Tag was content to wait. Time did not truly pass here, not in the same way it passed in the Real world; they had all the time they needed.

“What’s our band name?”

The question was flat, caught somewhere between suspicion and hope, and he smiled again.

“Snakes on a brain stem.”

“Okay, phew. What are you doing? Why do you sound all weird? What’s going on on this planet?”

Her tone changed from relief to one of confusion in the span of a few seconds, and Tag decided that these were questions better answered for everyone.

It was simple enough to loop the others into the telepathic conference; their minds could not resist his will, though in this case he was merely establishing clear lines of communication. The spriggan’s reaction was the most interesting; it appeared Puq could see a few more dimensions that the normal humans, and there was something about his face that suggested that if he were human, the whites would be showing all the way around his eyes.

“Bryn. Puq. Sam - hello in there. Rex, welcome.”

Tag turned his attention briefly to the Others before him; in the limited visible dimensions they stood motionless, but in the higher dimensions they crouched and twisted under the force of his gaze.

“Stand down. I have this under control.”

Energies dissipated and lower-order weapons were set down from ready positions. He could see their confusion in every ripple and twist of their forms, their own wings - much smaller than his - and limited numbers of eyes and mouths moving between him and the four Real people who stood in this place.

Still, their confusion was not his concern. He returned his attention to his friends, who all stared at him in varying stages of confusion and dismay.

“You think that things happen one after the other, that we siphon energy from planets, that we take over galaxies, that we crush them and move on. The reality is that is has all already happened, it will all happen, it is all happening now. The allegiances that you think you have, your plans, your course of action, are just strands of thread moving underwater. What we’re doing here is the plan, inasmuch as the plan is merely what is happening.”

Explaining the nonlinear nature of time to creatures stuck in three dimensions was frustrating. Their language did not quite have the words or tenses to make true sense of the concepts he was trying to get across. Blinkered and fettered by their own mortal nature, they could not comprehend that the beginning of time and the end of it were the selfsame spot, and that everything in between did not always happen in order.

Turning, he addressed the Others in the room.

“Now, you can attempt to stop us,” the word he used encompassed himself and the four Real people; their lives were short and when the plan did not depend on Time to happen, it would be easy enough to continue after they had gone. “And I will have no moral qualms about snuffing your lives out. Or you can run back to the castle and tell you-know-who that we’re here.” Asahel did not have a castle, per se, but it was the closest analogue Tag could use for the benefit of the four people in the room who did not have the lexicon he did.

The second largest Other in the room - one of those who had supped, just a little, on the elemental magics of the Real world they had been supposed to use against intruders - sent the lesser Others flying away at great speeds, while themselves remaining near the door. Tag watched them go, switching to eyes on other planes when they moved beyond range of mortal vision. When Asahel came, he would see the Other long before they entered mortal visual range.

In said mortal visual range, however, there was a great deal going on. Bryn appeared to be inspecting the room while the spriggan heaved a machine over his head and Rex tackled Tag’s mortal shell. A simple brush over her mind and that physical shell was enough to verify that she hadn’t damaged it significantly, and Tag couldn’t help murmuring in relief. For all it was damned uncomfortable to fit himself into, he didn’t wish to leave it behind entirely just yet.

Looming figures visible in the fifth dimension and beyond drew his attention. One towered above the others, whirling concentric rings concealing the heads of animals and more mouths than he’d seen on any Other; the form was unmistakably Asahel. The Other was not quite so large as Tag himself, of course, but still several orders of magnitude beyond the retinue that accompanied them. Tag stretched again, luxuriating in the feel of having space enough to move - and, of course, appearing just that little bit bigger.

Naturally, it was at that point Rex started shaking his human body like a terrier with a particularly dense rat. Tag turned his attention to her and spoke on the mortal plane.

“Rex, it cannot respond. It’s not necessary; I’m right here, whatever you have to say, I’m listening.”

Rex kept shaking. “It’s like a magic 8-ball, right? I’m looking for answers here, buddy.”

Tag felt a trace of exasperation creep into him. “Rex, it is not a magic 8-ball - yes, I know what that is. Please stop shaking it, I would like to return to that form at some point.” Though she could neither see nor feel them, he still flapped some of his wings along the seventeenth dimension in agitation. “It has a certain, naïve, je na sais quoi that tickles.”

It was at that moment that Asahel chose to make their appearance into the room where those with limited perception could finally see them, and Rex stopped shaking Tag’s human form finally. The lesser Others fanned out as the two titans contemplated each other for a long moment.

Tag’s mind raced as he looked at the forces arrayed before them. He could take the guards out relatively easily if he had to, but not if he had to hold off Asahel at the same time. And, while he trusted his friends with a number of things, six to one were pretty long odds even for Rex; he had to buy time for his friends to make it back through the portal, or they’d all die here and the thought of that happening was…unpleasant.

“Interesting,” Asahel said, the first to break the silence. Eyes blinked along their body, and a googolplex of wings unfurled in an artfully casual fashion as they, too, took the opportunity to ‘stretch.’ Tag was unimpressed; their wingspan was less than two-thirds of his own.

“While I’m sure we have a lot to talk about, let’s tidy up the loose ends first.” Reaching out with an arm and his will. Tag lifted the last remaining piece of Company tech and crushed it slowly and carefully in front of the Other. None of them moved physically, but several shifted into better positions to flee from on the sixth plane. He released it, and let it drop to the approximated floor with a dull thud before meeting all of Asahel’s eyes.

“I’d always been curious about the scar running down my body. It had been there for as long as I could remember; now, I finally see it for what it is. It’s just a zipper, allowing me to take off this clumsy, limiting, if not overly-sincere shell. He has his uses, and I intend to keep him intact, but - gosh. It’s fun to flex.” So saying, he ‘stretched’ too - and by far more impressively than Asahel had. The physical body that was there for the humans’ benefit did not move, but in the dimensions beyond wings stretched, mouths gaped, eyes squeezed shut, and limbs reached across the infinite nothing around them. The lesser Others shrank even further, and Asahel tucked their wings away almost sulkily.

“Eh. I…know the feeling. I’m curious, though, as to why you’re here, Tag. And why you…summoned me.” There was the faintest tinge of uncertainty in Asahel’s voice, and Tag smiled blandly with mouths big enough to swallow whales whole.

Time to begin his gambit. “Well, there’s really no reason to beat around the bush; I’m not trying to sneak out of my room past curfew. I’m here as a direct challenge.” Asahel ceased movement on every dimension, all of their attention riveted on Tag as he continued. “We have the option, it seems, to continue doing what we’re doing; you’ll open rifts, we’ll close them. Every so often, as an interlude, we’ll come face to face and inevitably one will run off without getting anything satisfactory from the other. So I thought, why not skip that?”

Tag stopped and leaned back, and Asahel remained stock still for a moment before nodding slowly.

“Interesting.”

They made a gesture, and the guards lowered their mortal weapons and stepped back from the two titans. Another gesture, and a rack of weapons formed up between the two combatants on the physical plane. On the planes above, wings once more unfurled - this time revealing steel feathers and obsidian-tipped claws. Tag could hear Rex hyperventilating a little behind him, but he only had eyes for his opponent - who, in turn, was sizing him up.

“I’d be interested to know your proposed reward,” Asahel said, apropos of nothing, and Tag paused for a long moment. There was only one thing he could ask for without raising suspicions that he was merely buying time, but it was also the one thing he’d been denying since the first time his human form had laid eyes on Asahel.

“My birthright,” he said clearly, and Asahel was once again frozen in surprise. “You have your way of doing things, and when I take the throne I’ll have mine. Whether our objectives are the same or not, I think you’ve gotten sloppy. Please,” he gestured broadly to the newly-manifested weapons rack, “take first pick of the weapons.”

It took Asahel a moment to move, but when they did their form picked up a vary familiar glaive. Turning towards Tag, Asahel pointed the glaive directly at where Tag’s heart would be if he were human.

“I can agree to your terms. Mine are; should I win this duel, you will enact your destiny as we have foreseen. There will be no more arguments, no more perceived debt to lower order creatures,” Here Asahel’s eyes moved to Tag’s compatriots, and Tag instinctively mantled with six dozen of his largest wings. Something like triumph gleamed in Asahel’s eyes as they continued. “There will be no more fussing and fighting. You will take up your correct position, and do what we put you on that side of the Rift to do.”

Tag responded in the only way he could. “Without a second thought.”

Asahel’s ninth-dimensional rings rotated as their physical form gestured to the weapons rack. “Choose your weapon.”

Before Tag’s physical form could approach the weapons rack, Rex strode forward and claimed one of the weapons - an enormous double-bladed harvest scythe, with one blade at each end of the crooked pole. Tag and Asahel watched her move in silence, before Asahel addressed Tag again.

“If you add combatants to your side, I will match them stroke for stroke. Is that agreeable?”

Tag shrugged, the movement accentuated by the floor-length cape his physical form was wearing. “You do whatever you need to do; I will be fighting alone in this,” he said, stressing the word alone so that his friends would know to let him deal. If they moved in, it would only give Asahel license to attack them in ways they couldn’t even see - and he very much doubted their ability to survive that.

Puq piped up unexpectedly. “Hey Tag, if, uh, you get to pick weapons, I suggest compliments!” The spriggan’s tone was as up-beat and cheerful as ever, and totally at odds with the large piece of machinery he still held threateningly over his head.

Tag smiled just a bit, grateful for the reminder of why he counted these people among his friends. “Thank you, Puq.” Even as he spoke he, too, flexed his form in the dimensions beyond the physical. Claws extended, feathers hardened, teeth gnashed, and eyelids contracted to protective slits.

Asahel merely shook their head and gestured to the rack of weaponry. “Standard rules will apply; you can use any of the powers that you have in this place, as I will. You may choose any weapon you wish - if it is not on the rack now, it can be manifested upon request. No ranged weaponry allowed.”

Something in Tag bristled a little at Asahel’s tone, and several of his sixth-dimensional mouths snarled. “Of course. You can’t help but to condescend a little, even now as you face your own death. You don’t need to manifest anything for me; this is my home.” He gestured contemptuously and the weapons rack dissolved back into the ichor from whence it had come. He didn’t need that kind of weaponry - not here, not now. He knew more tricks about fitting into simple three-dimensional space than Asahel could ever dream of, and he used them to his fullest advantage. The same tricks that let him fit the entirety of his multi-dimensional form into a three-dimensional human also let him fit some of the more exotic parts of himself onto the material plane.

The ichor of the floor rose up and joined with his cape to surround him in a cocoon; the shifting of mass and shape along dimensions humans didn’t have words for was bad for their fragile psyches and he’d rather have four fully-functional teammates at his back than three gibbering, crying, messes and Puq. He shuffled the most useful, least disturbing features he could into the mortal plane - as handy as a mouth that hinged at his midsection would be, that seemed a bit too much. A tail for balance, clawed paws for weapons, mountains for armor, and horns for intimidation.

Asahel paused for a moment, taking in the new configurations Tag had forced on the first three dimensions and all the ones after them, and nodded. “Right,” they said forcefully, and a surge of will heralded the reappearance of the weapons rack. They stowed the glaive carefully before reaching down and grabbing a bastard sword and a heavy tower shield. Tapping the sword against the shield experimentally, they nod to Tag. “Fair.”

Tag didn’t wait, immediately rushing forward to attack. Claw connected with shield in a resounding clang, and in the planes beyond wings met rings. Whatever Asahel had been expecting, it wasn’t such an immediate response and the Other went sailing through space and dimensions only to fetch up hard against a wall. The wall itself began to bleed in response, but Tag couldn’t smell any tearing damage to the other’s form and huffed in disappointment.

Still, he had bought himself time and that was all he really needed. Pushing his physical form up onto two legs, he reached first for the last piece of undamaged machinery in the room with his paw and his will. With a screeching complaint, the brightly-glowing keystone tore itself out of the arch and flew into his waiting paw. Without pause, he turned and faced Asahel, who was leaning on their shield and trying to regain their balance.

Asahel Keturah Pipe-Wolferstan was no more a father of his than Rex was his mother for having made him an energy weapon. Asahel’s help had been invaluable for constructing his mortal shell, but they were more akin to siblings than father and son. So, too, did their crowns share a purpose; a physical manifestation of powers beyond mortal ken.

So Tag reached out and took it.

In the physical realm, he simply reached out with his hand and bent his will upon Asahel’s crown. In the dimensions beyond, he reached across the gulf between them and began tearing Asahel’s wings away, snapping at the very substance that comprised all that the Other was - their source of power. Asahel resisted, trying desperately to fight a battle on two fronts - and losing both. As the crown came away from their head with an awful snapping crunch, their wings shredded underneath Tag’s onslaught. Wings on the ninth, sixth, seventeenth, eleventh, twenty-third, and more dimensions fell apart under his claws - as did a number of rings and eyes - and into a thousand of Tag’s gaping mouths.

When Tag finally withdrew as the crown fell into his heavy claws, Asahel’s size had been reduced by almost a full third and ichor dripped in directions humans couldn’t name. Tag himself had gained noticeably in size, and his form rippled as he found a new stable configuration. Throwing his head - heads - back, he roared his triumph across the Other plane of existence. Mouths on every dimension howled, and the walls around them shattered under the onslaught.

A strange tug at his heel had him whipping around, and he saw Bryn looking at him with desperate eyes - and the portal beginning to fritz out behind her.

An enormous crash to his left distracted him for just a moment - apparently Puq had taken exception to some of the guards and had dropped the generator on them? - but that moment was enough. Rex flung his human form through the fritzing portal and, like a fish on a line, Tag was pulled from his home and flung once more into the heavily limited, three-dimensional form of Tag the Parallel. It was a shock, and Tag did the only appropriate thing he could do in that moment.

Tag passed the fuck out.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=239#p239 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:19:03 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=239#p239
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“Maybe you should heal yourself first -”

Puq’s warning came too late as Bryn’s hand landed on Gwennaig’s forehead. Tag had just a brief moment of stunned horror as he saw blood bloom on Bryn’s temple before something hooked him, in his mind. He could feel Bryn, their psychic connection dragging at his mind like a rope with dead weight tied to the end. He clasped it fiercely, with both hands, and felt the world around him drop away. It wasn’t like entering the phase state, he was still present in the real world, it was just so much less important than what he held in his hands. He may have fallen, it may have hurt - he didn’t know, couldn’t look to himself beyond the bond he shared.

He reached down it desperately, searching for a hold on Bryn that he could anchor to. She had anchored him, when the Malice had poured itself down his throat on the Fire planet; he could do this, for her.

“Bryn. Bryn. Hey, can you hear me? Bryn.”

Even in this non-space that felt almost like the space between reality and the phase state, his voice was hoarse with desperation as he felt his heart try and climb its way into his throat. Unimportant, unimportant, had to focus on Bryn; he could feel it when she latched on to him, though her grip was far weaker than he would have liked.

“…yeah?”

A wave of relief swept through Tag like a breeze; at least she had responded. Though that relief was swiftly followed by more dread; she was slipping, her grip on this world fading.

“Hey, hey buddy, how ya doin’?”

He tried to keep his tone soothing, though she seemed so out of it he wasn’t sure she’d recognize it if he was screaming in fear like he desperately wanted to - though his throat was so tight, he didn’t think he could do more than squeak if he tried it.

“I feel really weird, um…”

“Yeah.”

“I don’t know what happened, I just, I…”

Her voice trailed at the end of every sentence, like there was more to say but she was forgetting before she could finish. Like she was drifting away from him, away to a place he wasn’t sure he could follow - wasn’t sure the Malice in his soul would let him go, for all he’d gladly follow her anywhere.

“Um…I don’t know either but just, just stay with me, okay? Just listen to my voice, look at me.” He cast his mind through his memories in desperation - anything, anything, what could he say to convince her to stay? To tie her to this world, where she belonged? “Y'know let’s just, let’s go, let’s go through the things that are hooking us here, alright? Um, what are you so excited to eat as soon as we get out of this lab?”

Several long moments passed and Tag waited as patiently as he could, heart in his throat. He could only hope that the others were helping Bryn into the healing machine Gwennaig had set up, but he couldn’t spare even one iota of attention to be sure. All his will, all his mind was concentrated on the lead-weighted gossamer of their psychic connection.

“…Moonberry pie?”

He had to smile at the memory, the sweet tartness exploding across his tongue in her first gift to him. He’d never had the like; the monastery believed that pleasures of the flesh were a distraction of the mind and never served anything but plain and simple and filling dishes. Perhaps some of the other parallels had tasted of such delights before they came to the monastery, or when they were allowed liberty in the town, but Tag never had. Not until he’d met Bryn.

“Moon. Berry. Pie. Me too. Tell me what it tastes like.”

He waited, and resisted the urge to prompt her as the moments between them stretched like slowly ripping taffy. She had to reach out, she had to remember to anchor herself here.

“Um…it’s so weird, Tag. I can’t focus very well, and I, I can’t…”

Fear spiked his throat and he swallowed. “You need to try. Bryn, I need to you to try. Imagine you’re picking up a slice in your hand, I’m there at your door…” He could feel her attention slipping, the bond becoming even more attenuated, and he grabbed as much of a hold as he could on it. It felt like silken thread in his fingers; gossamer, strong when held together, but prone to shredding as the individual fibers snapped one by one.

“Bryn. Bryn. Hey, Bryn. Your mother. Your mom, Bryn. Your last birthday, do you remember?” He hadn’t been there, but she’d told him about it on Haven on their way to this planet. About how her mother had loved her enough not to listen to her even when she thought she was right - and how much she’d loved it, loved her mother.

“…yes?”

“You remember she, she surprised you - you didn’t think that anything was planned because you said ‘I have a big test tomorrow, I don’t want a big deal for my birthday.’ And she said 'okay, I understand,’ so the day before that you woke up and she did this fake pre-birthday day. Do you remember that?”

He felt her hold strengthen slightly.

“…yeah.”

Desperate, Tag pushed on; he couldn’t lose her. Without her to anchor him to this reality…He wasn’t like the other parallels. He couldn’t go back to the monastery a failure. In fact, he wasn’t sure how much he could hold on to this reality without her help; now that he had stepped into his true self once, he could feel it almost itching at the back of his mind, could feel every excruciating confining edge of his mortal self. Bryn let him ignore that, let him suppress those feelings; without her…

“Okay. Stay with me there, Bryn. Bryn we’re, we’re, we’re, we’re in trouble right now, you and I, but I need you to just stay hooked into me, okay? Stay hooked into our connection to what you can remember.”

“I think I can see my dad.”

Not good. “What do you see?” He prompted her, willing to try anything to keep her talking.

“Huh. Um. I see…a figure. Tall. Large. Super warm and comforting and familiar - but not familiar. I don’t know. He’s reaching out his hand.”

He could feel her reaching out to something he couldn’t see, something even further away from the world they’d left behind.

“Bryn-”

Tag’s throat seized and he choked; it felt like someone had their hands at his neck, stopping his throat from working. He could still breathe, could still swallow - which he did, convulsively - but he couldn’t make a single noise.

Bryn, he mouthed. Bryn!

He couldn’t hear her, but he could still feel her - just barely within his reach, near the end of their shared tether. Not drawing any closer, but not getting any further away either. He could hear her speaking - what was she saying? The sounds wouldn’t resolve themselves into words, staying just beyond the edge of understanding. He gritted his teeth in frustration; how could he help her if he couldn’t speak to her?

Bryn!

Tag shouted with all of his might, but not a syllable escaped. He sucked in a breath to try again and-

“I’m not - I don’t - I’m not ready to give them up. I’m sorry.”

Bryn’s voice reached him as the hand disappeared from his throat. He had to smile; he wasn’t ready to give up on her, either. Now, if only-

The world exploded in a bloom of fire.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=240#p240 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:20:48 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=240#p240
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“Millie’s a good goat, and would never do such a thing! How dare you slander…”

Amelia Cosaint suppressed a sigh as Millie’s owner, Maegan, went off on a vitriol-filled rant about the long-suffering plaintiff standing across from her - a tall man named Ivor. They’d been summoned to court today so that Amelia could hear both sides of a complaint filed by Ivor that Millie had gotten out of her pen and eaten two of his best moonberry bushes. The charge was a serious one; the Fire planet boasted very few species of plants that could live on its surface, and fewer still that bore fruit, and moonberries were by far the most sought-after. Ivor was among the best growers of the fruit, and he could only maintain fifteen smallish bushes. If the goat had indeed eaten the bushes, it would be cause to award serious damages.

“…And so there! Millie didn’t eat those bushes, your own incompetence caused them to die!”

Ivor’s expression didn’t change, but he looked like he’d rather be literally anywhere else. Amelia took a deep breath and drew on the grounding coolness of the Water planet, so recently rejoined to the Continuum. Without the stabilizing presence of Variq - no matter that the man himself had become so unstable in recent months - it was that much harder to hold on to her temper, and Maegan was a trying person at the best of times. The return of the Water planet had ben an unlooked-for boon, one Amelia took advantage of shamelessly. Water banked the heat of a Firey temper, and the flow of cool blue allowed her to ground the rising red of her ire at these petty squabbles. She really missed Variq at times like this, for all she didn’t regret his final fate.

It wasn’t until he was gone that Amelia had really appreciated exactly how much Variq used to take care of in day-to-day administrative tasks. Suddenly, instead of the neat summaries of current affairs she used to receive every morning, her desk was covered in handwritten notes and complaints, bills of lading, births, deaths, marriage licenses - all the things Variq had used to intercept and organize for her, she now had to do herself. In addition to that she had to hold court for the more serious issues such as the one she was hearing now, and organize the dismantling of whatever the hell Variq had been building, and re-establish diplomatic communication with all the Tine on the planet, and a thousand and one other little things that went with running a planet.

She was exhausted in more ways than one, yet she couldn’t let her people continue to suffer from what Variq had done. It was up to her, as their Summoner, to find the strength to deal with the problems at hand, and if that meant missing a little sleep and drinking coffee made from Variq’s personal stash of the stuff, well. She buckled down and did it. Besides, it wasn’t like this state of affairs could last forever; she’d already sent a notice to the Order of Parallels to inform them of Variq’s death, and while they hadn’t responded yet Amelia was certain they would see about sending some possible parallel candidates in reasonably short order. It wasn’t like them to leave a Summoner without one for long, though what with everything going on she wasn’t sure if they’d be able to get off planet or not; the little moon they lived on may have suffered the same fate as the rest of the planets and she would never know.

But for now all she could do was draw on her reserves of patience and the cooling influence of the water planet - and a brief brush the bond with Bryn, who was coincidentally on the water planet currently - she smiled and spoke diplomatically.

“Thank you, Maegan, I’m sure Millie’s a perfectly lovely goat. Ivor, if you would please give us your part of the story?”

Ivor set his jaw but nodded, drawing himself up to his full height before he began. “I been keepin’ care o’ my moonberry bushes for more'n forty year, and I inherited ‘em from my mother before me, and I knows how t’ take care of 'em. Now, I know a goat’s a goat, but if you’ve a goat the way I figure it is that you’ve a responsibility to make sure the goat don’t get out to do what goats do where they hadn’t ought to be doing it. I’m askin’ for water enough to get a few new bushes started, comin’ out o’ her allotment, and no more 'n that.”

The only thing dearer on the Fire planet than food was water, and it wasn’t a small demand Ivor was making - but it was a fair one, and less than she might have awarded him if she’d had to come up with damages herself. Amelia leaned over to make a note on her now-ever-present tablet and nodded to Ivor. “That seems fair, given all the facts submitted in evidence. Additionally -”

Something tugged at the back of her mind, and she stopped abruptly. Something had changed, somewhere far away, something important. Maegan said something but Amelia ignored her; this was too important. Something was wrong…with Bryn?

Her heart turned to ice and she turned her full attention to her bond with Bryn - or rather, where her bond with Bryn should have been. All that was there now were some fading embers and an impassable gulf.

“No.”

No, this couldn’t be happening, not here, not now. Her daughter, her kind, beautiful, willful daughter couldn’t be - couldn’t be dead. It was as unthinkable as the Continuum going out or the moons rising in the North; it was wrong. It couldn’t be, she wouldn’t let it be. Bryn was just a little bit out of reach, was all, Amelia would just have to reach a bit further. She grabbed power from the Continuum and stretched and felt…nothing, there was nothing to feel her daughter was dead.

Amelia rejected that notion a second time, and threw open her connection to the Fire planet with a grim determination; Bryn had to be alive, it would just take more power to reach her.

Amelia was dimly aware of the screams echoing in the throne room as the Fire of the planet surged through her and across the room - some of those screams may have been her own for all she knew - but she couldn’t spare the attention for that now, not with all her will bent on finding Bryn, on reaching Bryn, getting closer to Bryn. She could feel the Fire of the planet begin to consume her, as it would consume all Fire Summoners, but she didn’t care; she was getting nearer to Bryn she could almost feel it. The closer she got, the hotter the Fire burned. Closer, she was nearly there -

And then light bloomed across the connection and Bryn was back, back where Amelia could reach her without assistance, back where she belonged, and Amelia released the Fire in her hands without a second thought - and never mind how it had blistered and burned them, and the throne room around her. Her daughter, her Bryn, was alive.

And that, in the end, was what mattered.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=241#p241 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:22:37 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=241#p241
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Bryn watched as the smoking wreckage of Last Shore faded to a dirty brown spot in an endless sea of blue as the dropship pulled away from the Water planet.

She wasn’t sorry to see it go, though the explosion had been jarring. It had been a bad place, full of evils both large and small, and she very resolutely did not cut her eyes over to the still-unconscious form of Gwennaig that rested in a seat nearby. The experimentation that had been conducted had been disgusting, and the monsters it had attracted - she felt a shudder pass through her as she remembered the feeling of the thing that had been in her head - had been just the worst.

Bryn didn’t like water. There hadn’t been much of it when she was a child - certainly not enough actually swim in - and it felt cold. Alien. Unfamiliar. All planets had traces of other magics as well as their own signature wells of power - some more so than others - but on the Water planet, any trace of Fire had been buried deep.

Water was innately hostile to fire. It didn’t have enough free oxygen to sustain combustion, and quenched active flames. Then, too, was it resistant to changes in temperature; it took so much energy, so much more work to raise water even a single degree, that fighting it had felt like an uphill battle. The only Fire magics Bryn had been able to sense had been buried deep beneath the surface, and in little dots on the ocean floor - the rest of it was overwhelmingly Water, Water, Water. It had been oppressive even before they’d been sent to the ocean floor, and she could only hope she never felt that way again.

Then, too, so very much had happened on the Water planet - almost none of it good. First Tag had gotten a brainworm, then she had, then she’d found her old friend Gwennaig, then she’d fought to save Olly, then that weird black-ooze place through the portal, and then she’d died - or so Tag had told her quietly afterwards, unable to meet her eyes. She didn’t remember much about that part, just feeling weird and grey and her father was there? That had been strange.

The brainworms had probably been the worst part. Tag begging her with his eyes to help him while his mouth had smiled and told her he was just fine, thanks - she shuddered at the memory, though everyone else in the shuttle seemed too absorbed in their own thoughts to comment. She knew now what he’d felt then - not an erasure of himself, but a subversion of it. When the worm had been in her head, her worries had seemed strange and distant. Her priorities had given way to the priorities of the thing that had attached itself to her brain - and she hadn’t been able to care. Anything that hadn’t been of the brainworm or for the brainworm had fallen by the wayside like so much trash.

And yet the brainworm had given her such warm feelings of kinship with those it also held sway over. It was a sense of belonging she hadn’t known since she was a small child with her mother and Variq; they’d been her whole world, and they had been enough for the first few years of her life. Once she’d looked around and realized how few friends she had, how far apart she stood from the other children - that feeling had broken, and she’d never properly gotten it back. She had grown independent and - occasionally - resentful of her mother, and Variq, creating the smallest of rifts that had grown wider until she’d been sent away to the Bloom planet to meet Summoner Langorium.

Variq. Bryn had tried not to think about him much while down on the Water planet. She couldn’t regret what she’d done to him, not after what he’d done to her people, her planet, and her mother, but - they’d been family once. Close to it, anyway; he’d been her rock when she needed to speak to someone who wasn’t her mother when she was younger, and while he’d ended up tarred with the same brush of authority as her mother as Bryn had grown independent and rebellious, he hadn’t been a bad man then. Whoever had been in the throne room, whoever it really was that she’d turned to dust with a lash of fire - that wasn’t the Variq she knew. The Variq she’d known could never have done that, and she mourned the loss of the quiet, diplomatic man she’d known for her entire childhood. He’d been dead before her mother had even sent her a message, and she hadn’t gotten to say goodbye.

Reminded of childhood memories, her eyes automatically sought the still form of Gwennaig - now beginning to stir - before she forced her gaze back out the window. Gwennaig had been an excellent friend and - she blushed at the memory - an attentive lover, but the things she’d said back in the facility…Bryn snuck another glance. Gwennaig didn’t look that much different from the last time Bryn had seen her, heading into the travel station all by herself, and she had to wonder - had she ever known the real Gwennaig? How much of it had been sincere, and how much of it had been a big act, a bid to befriend her for her clout? At least the Professor had come clean about his mission to study her at the behest of the Company; Gwennaig hadn’t even done that!

Though Gwennaig hadn’t been the only person she’d learned a lot about on the Water planet; she snuck a glance over at Tag, who seemed to be alternating staring into space with shooting worried glances at Rex. Bryn could only imagine what was going through his head; the fact that he was only human on the outside was…something. He’d sounded so weird in that Other place, and the things he’d done without even seeming to try…It scared her. More than a little bit.

And yet, he’d still saved her life after they’d gotten back. Bryn couldn’t remember much of it - something about moonberry pies? - but she remembered holding on to him, and him holding her back. Whatever he was, he was still her friend, he’d proved that. Actions spoke way louder than words, after all, but…She snuck another glance at him, and resolved to ask her mother about it. In hypothetical terms, of course; her mother would freak if she found out her daughter’s parallel was a planet-eating alien from another dimension. Actually, that sounded way worse than she thought it had. She resolved to find a better way to phrase it as AVER-E97 made a smooth bank and the Water planet slid out of view to be replaced by the familiar lines of Haven.

No, Summoner of the Fire planet Bryn did not like Water or the Water planet, and if she had her way she’d never return to this planet of secrets and lies buried beneath deceptively welcoming waves.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=242#p242 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:25:31 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=242#p242
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“Hello, Rex.”

Miss Kale sat placidly at her desk, perfectly centered in the camera view, and looked as perfectly put together as the day Rex had first met her. The private communications room was dark, and the viewscreen was the only thing projecting light, but Rex somehow got the impression that Miss Kale could see her perfectly. Whether that was because of some Company surveillance equipment or some spotlight on a frequency beyond the visual, Rex couldn’t be quite sure. Still, now was not the time to be impolite - and Miss Kale was certainly not a person to be impolite to.

“Miss Kale,” she responded with a dip of her head.

Miss Kale smiled - a big, wide thing that reminded Rex most strongly of what she’d seen on Last Shore. The only thing that kept her from reaching for a weapon was the stone-cold certainty that Miss Kale had never set foot on Last Shore. Well, that and the fact that this was a video call and that drawing a weapon on a hologrammatic projection was a token gesture at best.

“I think it’s time to circle back, Rex. It’s time we touched base about the customer journey we’re building up going forward; I know it’s not exactly your wheelhouse, but I think it’s time we instituted a paradigm shift to instigate some growth hacking. We need to pull back from a 10,000 ft view to a 30,000 ft view and see what our stakeholders have to say about the long-term.”

Rex stared. There was a point to this speech? Maybe? She’d never heard anyone talk like this, let alone Miss Kale.

“Um…My job is to protect the Summoner and break the shields preventing us from landing safely on planets,” she ventured. There was probably also subtext about protecting Company assets, but the more she learned about just what exactly the Company had been doing on various planets, the less inclined was she to honor that particular guideline.

Miss Kale nodded politely. “Right, right, let’s just put a pin in that idea for now. I really think your bandwidth would be better used in trying to remove disruptors to the Company growth. Little pain points that affect the bottom line in ways the shareholders don’t appreciate come dividends season.” She waved a hand dismissively. “Just a few simple tasks for you, Rex, and your work could be a real game-changer. But we need your buy-in to capitalize on ROI.”

Rex stared. If she parsed the sentences slowly enough, it almost sounded like…

“You’re reassigning me?” she asked, heart in her throat. On the one hand, she was still technically in the employ of the Company, and Brautigan had been a vivid example of just what exactly to took to quit the Company. On the other hand, she’d grown kind of attached to her charges. Most of them would have been dead several times over if she hadn’t been there, and she felt almost obligated at this point to make the trend continue.

Miss Kale shook her head and pushed back from her desk to steeple her fingers in front of her. The leftover momentum set the chair on a lazy spin, one Miss Kale seemed disinclined to stop or correct. “No, no, you’re not thinking strategically, Rex. Our business intelligence indicates that you’re right where you need to be. We simply need to collaborate on this project for a quick win. We need your core competencies to push actionable metrics to the next user story and optimize the team drill down.”

The spin of her chair had turned Miss Kale almost fully away from the camera now. “We have to keep things lean, and push the needle to think outside the box and unpack disruptive elements. We need influencers on the ground to ensure the right platform for our next-gen tendencies. It’s an all hands on deck sort of situation, Rex, and we’re counting on you to give 110% and make the right decision in a fast-paced environment.

Rex had had enough. "You’re not making any sense!” She snapped. “Just exactly what the hell do you want me to do?!”

The chair - which had been facing away from the camera fully at this point - suddenly spun back around at a dizzying speed and slammed to an exact stop directly facing the camera. A tall, black-cloaked form with ichor oozing from its head in some strange flamelike parody of hair slapped two iron-gauntleted hands on the once-pristine desk with a terrible crack. Rex didn’t flinch away from the sound only by dint of long practice at concealing her reactions.

“It means, you mortal idiot, that we want you to take the Summoner.”

The figure raised one hand with what would almost be a gem of some sort in it, except that instead of shining like she’d seen other gems do, it reflected a myriad of colors in sickly hues.

“Or we will.”


Rex woke with a start.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=243#p243 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:26:05 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=243#p243
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A great weight yanked on the back of Tag’s mind, and his body collapsed as his awareness was pulled outside himself.

“Bryn. Bryn. Hey, can you hear me? Bryn.”

This felt strangely familiar - had he done this before? - but his desperation was too great to think on that now. Bryn was here, he could see her - but she was fading fast, brilliant golden fire cooling and dimming. Instead of the beacon he knew her to be, she was a tracery of yellow-orange outlines with deep cherry painting the spaces in between. It was so far from her usual self, Tag felt his heart leap into his throat.

“…yeah?”

The reply to his question so weak and unfocused - so unlike the Bryn he knew. Even when she was distracted, he would never describe her as ‘weak.’ Now, though, she sounded the way a dying campfire looked; still warm, with motes of light here and there but - ashy. Dimming. Forgotten.

“Hey, hey buddy, how ya doin’?”

Tag deliberately kept his voice light as he worked desperately to keep her from floating away. He had to figure out some way to keep that warm fire from becoming so much ash and smoke on the breeze; she was holding on to him and their connection, but that couldn’t keep her present this way forever. He knew the others were working - knew they had to be working - on her body to keep her alive, he just had to make sure they had enough time to save her.

“I feel really weird, um…”

“Yeah.”

“I don’t know what happened, I just, I…”

“Um…I don’t know either but just, just stay with me, okay? Just listen to my voice, look at me.” Her voice had trailed off and he could see the embers becoming dimmer. She was fading, and he cast his mind desperately for any fuel to feed the fire - anything to keep her warm. Alive. Connected to the world she belonged in. “Y'know let’s just, let’s go, let’s go through the things that are hooking us here, alright? Um, what are you so excited to eat as soon as we get out of this lab?”

Several long moments passed, and Tag kept his attention riveted on the fading Fire Summoner. He could only do so much; she had to ignite the fuel he offered to warm her. He could only offer it, coax her into burning it - he couldn’t start the fire for her, only help her feed it, keep it alive.

“…Moonberry pie?”

Her formed flared a little, outlines becoming more yellow than orange and the red brightening to the color of hot iron, and he smiled encouragement.

“Moon. Berry. Pie. Me too. Tell me what it tastes like.”

He waited for several long moments, but it seemed the spark hadn’t caught. Bryn faded, outlines dimming towards red and spots of ashy grey-white appeared between them. Whatever their friends were doing in the physical world, it was taking too long - she was fading fast.

“Um…it’s so weird, Tag. I can’t focus very well, and I, I can’t…”

Fear spiked his throat (again?) and he swallowed. “You need to try. Bryn, I need to you to try. Imagine you’re picking up a slice in your hand, I’m there at your door…”

Tag hadn’t paid it any attention before now, but the place they was in now was somewhere strange. A blanketing heaviness surrounded him, feeling almost like the membrane between the real world and the phase state and all was grey save for the golden thread he held with both hands. His connection to Bryn, he knew, and it was fraying even as he watched, golden threads dimming to red before dissolving in ash and smoke. Bryn wasn’t in quite the same place he was. He could see her, through what almost felt like some sort of veil, but she was beyond the phase state even as he saw her in her phase form - what was left of it, anyway.

The thought pinged something in his hindbrain. He would never have thought of it before, but - he knew what was beyond the phase state. One of the things beyond it, anyway, and while he didn’t know if Bryn would end up there, he knew he could make it. He could take them both beyond, to the place where he was all-powerful. He could do it, and save her.

And he owed it to her to at least try.

Tag pulled on the thready connection, forcibly yanking Bryn toward him even as he let go of his physical shell and launched himself forward. She made a soft sound of surprise as he crossed the membrane and collided with her, sending them both tumbling. The last few strands of their connection puffed into ash at the strain just as they crossed the second border. Strangely, he couldn’t feel the whole of himself - anything beyond three dimensions remained locked away - but that wasn’t the important thing. The important thing was the ashy, barely-there embers of Bryn that he held in his iron-clad arms.

Focusing his will, the ichor of the ground surged up to cover Bryn. He had to fix her, heal her, make her whole again - and here, in this place, he could. In this place, his will was absolute and his word was natural law. An honor guard of Others gathered as he worked, singing that strange hymn he’d heard in the desert, but he ignored them; they were unimportant, insignificant next to him and the whole of his attention had to be on Bryn. The ichor surged and roiled, obeying his will as he commanded it to heal her - to fix what was broken. Their connection did not reform, though he hadn’t really expected it to yet; it had taken an entire ritual to establish it the first time, after all, and he hoped he’d be able to establish it again with her.

Finally, the roil stopped and he let the ichor fall away. Bryn was in his arms, looking for all the world like she was asleep. It was her physical form, too, perfectly reformed to his specifications - if perhaps a bit pale. Her chest rose and fell, and he felt something in his chest ease. He nudged her gently, not wanting to wake her roughly after the time she’d had.

“Hey. Hey Bryn, it’s time to wake up,” Tag said, doing his best to keep the faintest hint of doubt from his voice.

Bryn’s eyes snapped open, and Tag couldn’t drop her.

“Thanks Tag! I’m feeling great.” Two empty holes where her eyes should be began to weep black ichor as she spoke, and more of it dripped from her lips at every word. It stained her teeth, and he could see little dribbles of it beginning to leak from her ears too.

“Bryn,“ he said numbly as horror began to creep up his spine. His arms refused to let her go, as much as he wanted to recoil. "No, no Bryn, I didn’t mean-”

“Oh Tag, I’m fine now. In fact, I’m better than ever!” She spread her arms even as her face fixed in that horrible ink-stained grin. “See? And it’s all thanks to you, Tag. You did this to me; you saved me.”

“No.” No no no no no Tag’s brain began screaming even as his mouth ceased moving. No, he hadn’t meant to- to- turn her! He hadn’t meant to make her like him! He’d meant to save her!

He could see their bond snapping into place, bonds of ichor tying them together like chains. He could feel her in his mind, only she felt more like an extension of himself - an anchor of ichor that dragged him down, where once the warmth of Fire had buoyed him up. It was wrong in the worst ways.

You did this, Tag,” Bryn said again, somehow no longer in his arms despite him not having moved them. “You did this to me. And I’m feeling better than ever.”

Even as she spoke, a black iron crown formed on her brow - a twisted parody of the one he’d seen half-dad wearing - and all the Others in the room bent forward to bow to their great and terrible queen.

Tag awoke with a gasp, staring wildly around at the dimness of his room. The nightmare clung to him almost like the ichor did - it had felt so real. He had been so, so desperate to save Bryn that he’d-

He didn’t want to think about it.

But he couldn’t get that image out of his brain. Bryn, corpse-pale, grinning at him as ichor dripped down her cheeks like black oil tears. He hadn’t even thought of the consequences, he’d just instinctively pushed them both into the Malice’s arms and destroyed everything that she was to keep a mockery of her alive. Selfish, how could he be so selfish-

Bryn almost dying, finding out he truly was the seed of evil in the world, the destruction of Last Shore - he hadn’t really processed anything at all. Hadn’t really taken the time. But now it all came crashing down around him, surging up his throat and burning at his eyes until big, fat tears began streaking silently down his face.

It had been years since he’d cried, but now he couldn’t seem to stop. Everything that had happened, everything he’d learned - it was all so much. His hands twisted in his hair, tugging on it, while his forearms shielded his face from the world.

This body that he inhabited was just a created shell - the closest thing he had to a parent was half-dad. A monster. He’d never had a mother, or a real dad, never had someone who’d loved him enough to bring him into this world, and the childhood dreams he’d had of finding his parents crumbled into the ichor staining his soul. He’d cherished those dreams as a kid, hearing the other parallels talk about their families. He’d dreamed of one day his parents coming back for him, of making them a whole family again, of knowing where he’d come from - though those dreams had faded as he learned more and more about being a parallel.

Then, too, there was finding out what he really was - a monster in a human shell. Tag shakily traced the scar down his arm as his body shook with ugly, heavy sobs. Confined to this human form, he couldn’t quite visualize the whole of himself - human brains weren’t designed to think in more than three dimensions, even conceptually - but he remembered the hunger, the need to consume. The Others destroyed solar systems. They ate everything like a plague - and he was Other in a human skin. He wasn’t hungry now, but just the memory was enough to make his stomach cramp painfully. He was a planet-eating monster, not human at all, and nothing he did could ever change that.

And Bryn had nearly died. The beginning of the nightmare replayed painfully behind his eyelids, the feelings stamped into his brain. He could feel her across their bond, sleeping peacefully - he made sure to cordon off that section of his mind so she wouldn’t have to suffer from his stupid inability to control himself - but the memory of that bond turning into a chain and anchor was brutally clear. The others had managed to get her into the rejuvitube in time, and she’d lived - but what if she hadn’t? What if he’d failed, like so many other parallels? What was he supposed to do if his Summoner died? Would he just come back to his body like nothing had happened? Would he get pulled out entirely and get sent back to the Malice?

He didn’t know, and he couldn’t stop the tears that that uncertainty brought with it. Tag buried his face in his arms and sobbed, and sobbed, and sobbed. He cried for the things that might have been, for the things that were, and for the things that never could be. Great hitching breaths shuddered through his thin frame, more tears sliding out every time he thought he was almost done.

Eventually he fell into the grey, exhausted haze of not-sleep not-awake, and stayed there until the chronometer chirped with the start of the day.
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Tag couldn’t suppress the silly grin that played about his lips even as he nocked an arrow. The fact that he did it smoothly, that his hands didn’t waver and his muscles didn’t protest the motion only added to the sense of giddy happiness that left him feeling on top of the world.

Part of that was probably the fact that he was literally above everyone else, that’d he’d managed to ninja flip himself into the rafters of the inn - and how cool was that? He, Tag, had managed to do moves that he’d never even seen Rex do, and he’d seen Rex do some pretty sick stunts. It’d been like that out in the swamp too - he hadn’t known he could, hadn’t even thought about moving that way, but he’d somehow managed to hop from tree stump to tree branch to log to lily pad to one particularly sweet move that had him swinging on a vine in the gap between some trees.

He had never done anything like that before; he’d never even considered that he could. Ever since he was young he’d always been clumsier than the other kids his age, prone to knocking his shins against furniture, forgetting things he was literally holding in his hand, tripping on slightly uneven flooring, hitting his elbows or hips against doorframes or doorknobs. Most days it wasn’t too bad, but some days it almost felt like he hadn’t even really been present in his body and those were the days he did stupid things like break his elbow falling down the stairs or break his foot by dropping something heavy on it that he’d misjudged the clearance on.

Tag knew why that happened now, of course. A lot of things about him as a kid had suddenly made a lot more sense after what they’d found in the depths of the Water planet - he just wished they didn’t. He and Bryn hadn’t really discussed what had happened on the Water planet - not his actions, not hers, and he didn’t know how she felt about…everything. It was, it was a lot, even before you factored in the whole keeping her from dying thing. His half-dad, the nature of his existence, his role in events past and events yet to come…

He didn’t want to think about it.

And that was the really wonderful thing about the amulet; he didn’t have to. By immersing himself in the physicality it granted, he didn’t have to think about any of it. He could just be, in a way he’d never done on this side of Reality. It felt right, in a fashion he’d only ever felt when he stepped outside of himself in that Other place, and that was enough. Feeling his lungs work, knowing where every inch of his body was at any given moment, knowing exactly how to make it move from point a to point b and keep balanced while doing so - it was exhilarating. It made him feel alive, and Tag had to wonder if this was what Rex felt like all the time and that was why she worked out so much. There was a freedom in surety that he’d never before experienced, and he clung to it.

It all came from the amulet, of course; he could feel its magic humming through his body. While he’d never received proper magical training from the Order Parallel - had never manifested one single element strongly enough for them to feel it warranted training - he had been exposed to all the elements at one point or another while he’d lived at the Monastery and knew what it felt like. Granted, that was because he’d been on the receiving end of far too many magical training accidents but he’d managed to make it through alive and that was really what counted.

Tag couldn’t quite place the magic from the amulet, but its effects were undeniable. Not that he was denying them - quite the opposite, Tag embraced them with a relieved sort of happiness. He didn’t need to use magic here, he had the bow. He didn’t need to look into the phase state here, he could sneak through above and around nearly any obstacle with others none the wiser. He didn’t have to reach out to touch Bryn’s thoughts and meet with any kind of fear or hesitation because of what he was and what he was destined to do, he had the dexterity to work his way through any lock or puzzle.

He didn’t have be Tag, Scion of Evil, Parallel of the Order Parallel to the Fire Summoner-to-be, Screw-up; he could be Tag, Rogue Extraordinaire.

And that would be a relief.
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Tag couldn’t say he’d really been expecting to get a good night’s sleep; for one, he’d been having nightmares more often recently about…about things, and for two the house made like, a lot of noise. He’d gotten used to the soft thrum of the engines on Haven, the noise the air recirculators made as they kept things at a livable temperature, but this house creaked at every step, and sometimes even when people weren’t stepping. There was an eerie moan every now and again, which was weird because there hadn’t been much wind outside, and things skittered in the walls.

All that, plus the fact that the plan currently was to sneak downstairs to the basement once they were sure the whole Manor was asleep. That definitely contributed to his low expectations of getting some sleep in this strange room. Even so, as he lay completely still on the mattress - no rolling around tonight, no restless muscle twitches or random fidgeting, almost completely unlike his usual sleeping experience - the thoughts that rolled through his head were surprisingly dark as sleep eluded him.

The graveyard they’d come through on their way to the Manor…The headstones had all been in poor condition, stained by decades of swamp water and their inscriptions eroded into unreadability, and for some reason that struck a chord in Tag. He’d never really thought about death before - well, his own death anyway. People died, and that was natural, but they had all been much older than he had supposed himself to be and it had just never occurred to him to think about it. But then Bryn had died, and - and he’d felt it, through their bond, had been right there with her when her heart stopped.

That had honestly been the subject of not a few nightmares since, but combined with the imagery of that decaying graveyard…What would happen to him, when he died? Half-dad had said that he would be scattered, that they would have to gather him up before they could send him back again, but that was - that wasn’t him, not really. That was this Otherness, inside of him. What would happen to the human Tag, when this shell finally expired? Would he be remembered? Mourned? Would he end up buried in the clammy soil of a planet that had never been his home, with a clean white headstone to mark him? That would slowly forget about him as surely as the markers in the graveyard had forgotten what lay buried beneath them?

Or would he simply burn up and fade away? Would the human known as Tag be made to dust as surely as he’d been made from it? Half-dad had said they’d tried raising him in the human world before, and he sometimes got little flashes of things he couldn’t name but - he couldn’t remember them, the other people he’d been in the past. Not really. He didn’t know their names, where they’d lived, what they’d done with their lives - how they’d managed to refuse giving in to the same darkness that lurked beside his bones. He didn’t know their favorite foods or colors, the people they’d loved and the people who’d loved them - all of it gone, trapped in the inky darkness of the Malice.

Would the same thing happen to him?

If it hadn’t been for the amulet, keeping him grounded and in tune with his physical body, Tag would probably have never noticed the temperature dropping. Even with the amulet, it wasn’t enough to pull him out of the mire of his thoughts until his breath puffed into visibility above his face in the wan bit of full moon’s light that made it in through the clouded window. That was enough to draw him closer to the waking world, and the very faint sounds of…music? Some kind of threnody that wound its way around the very edge of hearing, notes tinkling like they were being plucked from something metallic while the tune itself set the hairs at the back of his neck prickling with recognition even if his conscious mind couldn’t name it.

At the very edge of his vision, something moved.

Tag spun off the bed, dropping into a fighting stance he scarcely recognized. His every nerve was screaming with tension, but…there was nothing. A blank wall greeted his questing eyes, covered in ancient, peeling wallpaper with a pattern on it that felt like it might have once been festive and fashionable when it was newly-placed. The longer he looked, though, the more there seemed to be something wrong with the pattern - he couldn’t be sure if it was changing right before his eyes, or if the shifting moonlight was revealing what the pattern really was.

Fascinated, Tag slowly rose from the bed and walked over to the wall. With the silver moon lighting the way through the smokey glass of the windowpane and the clouds of his own breath fogging the way in front of him, the three steps to the wall felt very much like a dream. Or some kind of magical experience, at least; with the amulet on, that magic drowned out nearly everything else. It filled his senses with a kind of background hum that made it much more difficult to feel anything beyond it, so he could not truly say if there was other magic in the room or not.

On reaching the wall, he reached out his hand and slowly began running it down one of the more intact sections of wallpaper. It was smooth and cool to the touch - and perhaps the slightest bit damp? - but more importantly, standing here made it extremely obvious that the music was coming elsewhere in the room. He glanced over his shoulder, but the light of the moon concealed far more than it revealed. It lay across his bed in a cool slice of silver, but the darkness beyond it was absolute and defied his eyes to pierce it.

His hand ran across a rough patch in the wall.

He turned his attention back to it immediately, dismissing the soft threnody as something to look into later as he focus on the rough area his fingers had found. Tag squinted, leaning in closer - had someone carved something into the wood? It looked like words, though they were difficult to make out in the soft moonlight.

A Parallel’s oath
is
Forever.


Ice tied a knot in Tag’s insides as he made out the last word, but he didn’t have time to dwell on them as the wallpaper deformed. He twitched backward in surprise as the face pushed further, now joined by a pair of hands as something - someone - tried desperately to fight their way free of that strange wallpaper. Maybe it was the moonlight, maybe it was the dark thoughts he’d been having as he lay in the bed, but the figure looked almost…sad, in a way. It was trapped behind some kind of barrier, clawing desperately for freedom and for some strange reason the look on its face made him think of the anguish on Sam’s when he’d shot the man with the Void blaster back in Bryn’s throne room.

His heart went out for it, and he reached forward to grasp and help it out of the barrier. He pulled, and pulled, and the wallpaper stretched like well-worked bread dough before finally reaching a snapping point. The look on the thing’s face seemed almost surprised, but it didn’t resist his grip and when the snap came it barreled forward towards freedom, knocking him back into a small table that seemed to serve no purpose except to hold a particularly ugly ceramic statuette. Neither object was designed to hold the weight of even a skinny parallel, and Tag fell into a heap of splintered wood and sharp, grey shards as the thing from the wallpaper flew through him to the other side of the room.

Tag lay there for a few moments, winded, before he twisted to look at the being he’d pulled from the wall. It was tall, taller than him if he’d been standing up but definitely taller than him while he was lying down. It looked mostly human, but the arms and legs were a little long in a way that didn’t seem natural - had its bones been pulled out of socket? If it had had bones. That had probably hurt a lot. The head bigger than he was used to, as well, but not too much bigger than Figmot’s. In fact, it reminded him a lot of Figmot, from the breadth of its shoulders to the shape of its hands. The way it moved, too - it was moving from shadow to shadow around him, almost like it was afraid of the moonlight Tag was currently bathed in, but it moved with the same solid step Figmot had used while escorting them to their rooms.

He couldn’t not reach out. “Hey, hey, big, uh, ghost. Um, I don’t - I don’t know what’s going on in you ghost brain, and if I say ‘Figmot’ I don’t know if you know, intellectually, who that is, but I think you know in - forgive me - but your blood and your bones who that is. You have people here, on this planet right now, and they’re suffering and we’re not here to make that worse, we are here to help them. If you can hear me, I just wanna, I just want to appeal to that last bit of a human that I think is - that I believe is inside of you.”

The ghost slowed as Tag spoke, pausing for several long moments in silence as he finished his entreaty. The door crashed open under the might of Rex as the silence stretched, but neither Tag nor the ghost could spare any attention from each other. Slowly, agonizingly slowly, the ghost held its hands out as if in supplication.

“̵T̵h̸e̴ ̴n̵a̴m̸e̶ ̷F̷i̷g̷m̴o̶t̸ ̷r̸i̷n̷g̴s̷ ̴a̶ ̴b̶e̵l̶l̵.̷ ̴B̵u̶t̴ ̸t̸h̵e̷ ̴m̴e̵m̴o̶r̵y̷ ̶i̷s̸ ̵s̵o̷ ̸f̴a̶r̴ ̸a̸w̷a̴y̸.̸ ̸P̴e̵r̴h̶a̴p̵s̷,̷ ̶I̴ ̷c̴o̷u̸l̴d̵ ̷l̸o̴o̴k̴ ̶i̸n̸t̶o̷ ̶y̵o̷u̸r̶s̶?̵"̸

Tag knew the pain of lost memories, the aching distance that it was to forget - though he truly didn’t know how much he’d forgotten. He hesitated for only a single instant, before nodding to the specter before him.

"Yeah. Yeah, of course.”

The ghost didn’t hesitate. As soon as Tag acquiesced, it floated towards him and -

There wasn’t enough room.
That was Tag’s first thought. The Other that was Tag had folded, contorted, bent, spindled, and mutilated itself to fit into a measly three-dimensional human shell; on a good day, the fit wasn’t perfect and on a bad one it threatened to overspill its boundaries altogether but this - this was something else. The ghost was a human soul - at its core, anyway. That tiny mote of light was swaddled in layers and layers of necromancy, representing centuries of necromancers who had commanded and used it, and those layers oozed in to fill the disjoined, hair-fine distances that lay between the Other and the human it existed in.

The magic of the amulet kept Tag vividly aware of his own body and the world around him, yet at the same moment he could hear, see, and feel nothing but the ghost. It reached for his memories, the layers of necromantic magic oozing between roils of Malice and corruption, but - it was looking in the wrong place. Tag only looked human; the Other that resided inside his skin kept his memories in the embrace of its darkness, and he could feel the spirit’s frustration and fear as it looked in vain through the roils in his mind. So Tag did the only thing he could think to do - he reached out and touched the spirit’s memories.

Instantly, he was in the far, far past. A figure stood before him - a woman, wearing Summoner’s robes emblazoned with the Blight sigil. “F̶̢̧̡̢̢̛̘̟̞̩̭͓̰̤̲̫̟̜͔͕̞̘̅̅͑̋́̂͆̈́̀͊̑͜͠į̵̨̧̢̧̣̥̻̟̩̞͈̠̠̝̦̜̯̀̓̆̿̌́ṋ̸̖͖̗̠̳͙̪̙̱̙̼̺͂̀̽͐̂͐͆͛͊̚͘͠͝b̵̡̨̨͔͙̩̭̺̗̰̜̩̟͔̠̺̤̘̮͈͉͂̈́ͅͅȃ̴̡̡̧̨̡͍̲̹̻͙̘̰̯͙͇̩̯ͅc̵̥͎͇͙̦̺̭̘̥̒̃͒̍̃̉̂̌͆͑̎̈͋̀̓̉̓͘͜͝h̴̨̧̧̺̩̦̘̘̭̪̘̥̖̝͙̞̹̑̈́̾͠ͅ.” she said, looking up at him. “Ḩ̸̢̧̢̛̜̳̞̱͍̟͍̳̞̺̜̯͇͈̖̗̯̝̬͉͈̉͗̒̋͑̊̄̇̕͜ͅͅē̸̢̩͙͓͕̞͎͓͇̭̩̲̯͓̜͈̝̩͍͈̜͈͕̼̖̩̘ͅl̶̙̱͉͛̅͌̏̃̒̇̂̈̎̎̄͑͆̕͘p̷̢̻̰̺̰̲̞̘̮̮̓͊̔͒̚͜ ̴̨̨̡̹̥̞͇͕̩̠̹̻͈̬̱̭̝̦̬̞̹͓̈̌̈̂̅̆̾̐̔̅̇̀͘̕͜m̴̢̨̧̘̺̱̱̠͖̦̹͙͕̮͕̮̹̤̭̰̤͓͎̝̺̝͍̓͌̓͌̓͊̇͒̀̓͗̃̓̀̒͛̿́͐̀̄̎́̽̓͝e̷̡͚͕̾͐̾ ̵̛̲̽̌́̑̾̚͝͠͠ẘ̸̨̫̯̣͔͎̹̖̲̪̼͉͚̳͓̹̱̟̙͉̪̠̙̭̦̼̝͛̅̆̑̈́͒̏́̈͗̆͛̅̄̀ỉ̷̛͍̹̥͈͈̤͒́͂̄̑͛͘t̷͖͙̪̟̮̣̻̝̜̆̎͊̔̈́͠ḩ̶̨̛̣͓͕͇̗̼̬̱̺̩̣̙̲̞͉̥̮͍̖̰̻͙̤̱̎͌͑͋͐̌̈́̃͗̐̋̈́̈́͊̂̋́̀͛̚͠ͅ ̵̢̥̙͎̻̠̙͓̫͕̪̩̺̝͎̮̯̯̪͚̲͎͓̗̣̰̩͊̂̽͜ṫ̸̻̱͙͖̣̭͓̥͚̳̥͙̤̯̤͙͔̘̜̠̗͋̃͆̈́͆̓̒͛͛͘͘̕̕͜͠h̵̢̺̭̼̼̩̹̝͕̲̰̜̲̅̈́̑̍̔̐͆͑͐̽͑̉̈͑́̃͝ͅị̴̛̄̂͛̿̀̿͂̾̋͆͘̚͠s̶̨͆̀̿͐̃̔̈̏̐͛̄͊̽̒͐̓̾̏̓̋̚,̷̟̳͎̮̞̬̝̩͂̃͂́̊͋̐̕̚̕͠ ̶̨̛̞͕̦̮͕͖̞̳̫͎̈́́͊̒̿͗͑̃̈̂̀͐̂w̷͚̬͈͈͎̦̻͓̆̅̐͊̒̌́̈̂̉̿̑̏̚̚̕͜͝i̴͚̯̤̍̒̇̎͐̔̈́̃͛͑̈́͐̎͛̾̊̆̀̍͘͘ḽ̵̛͉͓̝͐̆͒͌̂̓̋̈́͘͝l̸̨͖͇͙̖͌͋̀͛͛̾̑̓̑́̌̀͜͝ͅ ̶̛̩̱̱͒̅̆̎͒̄͒̀̋̀̀̅͒͒̀̇͊͋̕y̷̧̢̨̞̯̩̦͔͍̮̪̯͍͍̟̼̬̟̝̥̥̑͊̂̈̾̇̃͂͋͂͊̃́͌͐͝ͅo̶̧̢̰͙͇̬̥̖̥̣̗̪͚̜͇̥͕̙̐̀͆̿̍̏́͜u̷̢̧͙̙̲̣͇͔̙̦̫̾̈́͒̀̾̇̄̌̒͗̐̚͘?̶̛̰̯̱͇̇̋̎̎͛̌̈́̾͒̍̿̅́̐̓̕̚͠͝”

He bowed and walked away. More flashes followed - the woman in Summoner robes featured many times, a place that might have been a castle, green fields, emerald swamps, pale but otherwise healthy men raising their mugs in toast and then - darkness, pain, a dungeon, the woman again, she was smiling and hurt, hurt with a pain that could kill him - she -

Tag pulled away from the memories, vaguely aware that his mouth was moving and that he wasn’t the one moving it, but he couldn’t focus on that. A Parallel stays with their Summoner until the Summoner dies, or until the Summoner sends them away. The Parallel cannot reject the Summoner, said a stray fragment of memory - he couldn’t say for sure if it was his or F̶̢̧̡̢̢̛̘̟̞̩̭͓̰̤̲̫̟̜͔͕̞̘̅̅͑̋́̂͆̈́̀͊̑͜͠į̵̨̧̢̧̣̥̻̟̩̞͈̠̠̝̦̜̯̀̓̆̿̌́ṋ̸̖͖̗̠̳͙̪̙̱̙̼̺͂̀̽͐̂͐͆͛͊̚͘͠͝b̵̡̨̨͔͙̩̭̺̗̰̜̩̟͔̠̺̤̘̮͈͉͂̈́ͅͅȃ̴̡̡̧̨̡͍̲̹̻͙̘̰̯͙͇̩̯ͅc̵̥͎͇͙̦̺̭̘̥̒̃͒̍̃̉̂̌͆͑̎̈͋̀̓̉̓͘͜͝h̴̨̧̧̺̩̦̘̘̭̪̘̥̖̝͙̞̹̑̈́̾͠ͅ’s. The ghost had been - had been a Parallel, to a previous Blight Summoner, one who had taken to necromancy long before the current day, and she’d - she’d -

The memory of the rack, the pain as it pulled his joints apart, the sound of the Summoner laughing as screams echoed - he pushed it away violently, back towards its source, and the ghost in his body shrank as a touch of Malice went along with the memory. Tag cast about for something, desperate for anything to take his mind off what he’d seen; the pain in his fingers caught his attention, and he only had a split second to realize the creeping necromancy that had oozed off the spirit in his body was a geas, one that forced it to attack anyone its master told it to - and that geas was in him now and -

Tag attacked the spirit’s control without a second thought, pulling his physical aim away and off true, and putting the arrow into the boards beside Puq’s head. Inside, he shoved at the spirit - at F̶̢̧̡̢̢̛̘̟̞̩̭͓̰̤̲̫̟̜͔͕̞̘̅̅͑̋́̂͆̈́̀͊̑͜͠į̵̨̧̢̧̣̥̻̟̩̞͈̠̠̝̦̜̯̀̓̆̿̌́ṋ̸̖͖̗̠̳͙̪̙̱̙̼̺͂̀̽͐̂͐͆͛͊̚͘͠͝b̵̡̨̨͔͙̩̭̺̗̰̜̩̟͔̠̺̤̘̮͈͉͂̈́ͅͅȃ̴̡̡̧̨̡͍̲̹̻͙̘̰̯͙͇̩̯ͅc̵̥͎͇͙̦̺̭̘̥̒̃͒̍̃̉̂̌͆͑̎̈͋̀̓̉̓͘͜͝h̴̨̧̧̺̩̦̘̘̭̪̘̥̖̝͙̞̹̑̈́̾͠ͅ - and attacked it with all the claws and teeth the Malice inside him could conjure up. He would NOT suffer his friends hurt! He would NOT be used by another for their own evil goals! He didn’t blame the ghost - the geas was clear and powerful and had had centuries to sink in - but the person holding that leash was not going to make him hurt his friends.

Tag had a single instant to see the trapped spirit’s pained face just in front of his own before the world became noise and F̶̢̧̡̢̢̛̘̟̞̩̭͓̰̤̲̫̟̜͔͕̞̘̅̅͑̋́̂͆̈́̀͊̑͜͠į̵̨̧̢̧̣̥̻̟̩̞͈̠̠̝̦̜̯̀̓̆̿̌́ṋ̸̖͖̗̠̳͙̪̙̱̙̼̺͂̀̽͐̂͐͆͛͊̚͘͠͝b̵̡̨̨͔͙̩̭̺̗̰̜̩̟͔̠̺̤̘̮͈͉͂̈́ͅͅȃ̴̡̡̧̨̡͍̲̹̻͙̘̰̯͙͇̩̯ͅc̵̥͎͇͙̦̺̭̘̥̒̃͒̍̃̉̂̌͆͑̎̈͋̀̓̉̓͘͜͝h̴̨̧̧̺̩̦̘̘̭̪̘̥̖̝͙̞̹̑̈́̾͠ͅ was no more.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=246#p246 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:35:18 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=246#p246
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Tag blinked as ice water ran down his spine.

It had seemed funny, at first. They’d all been riding high off the thrill of victory - Sam especially, the man mugging for the crowd until the last possible second and crowing about his victories on their way back to the ready room - and the exchange between Bryn and their ready man had been frankly hilarious. Can I bite your calf, with that serious look on her face that Tag had seen her use before when trying to be diplomatic. Can I bite your calf, and clearly the ready man had no idea what she was talking about - his once-over had been about as subtle as their landing on the Bloom planet, and he’d gone with her behind a screen readily enough. Rex had snickered rudely, which had set the rest of them off and they’d stood there and dripped saltwater and laughed. It’d felt good, the kind of laugh that was as much about relief as about how funny the joke was, and the acid burns - plus the lingering taste of Malice in the back of his throat - had become somewhat secondary to the bubble of relief that they’d managed to come through this test without anyone nearly dying…before the screaming had started.

It was the kind of awful, terrible scream that only came from a person who had no brain power to spare from trying to stay alive. The kind of scream that took as much air as you had in your lungs because it had to be heard and never mind about the quality. The kind of scream that signaled somebody was dying.

Tag had never heard anything like it before - Cylvahl Cylesso had never been boring by any means, but it hadn’t been this kind of interesting either - but there was no mistaking it for what it was. Before any of them could react, the privacy screen came crashing down as the ready man - they’d been calling him Danny but Tag had no idea if that was his actual name - fell backwards through it with Bryn right beside him. A long, crescent-shaped slash ran down Danny’s leg and Tag could see the wet gleam of yellow bone and red muscle in the light of the lamps. Blood splattered the floor as Bryn snarled, a sound so utterly inhuman it struck Tag to his core. That, that wasn’t right; between the two of them, he was the monster, the Hunger hidden in human form. Bryn was his anchor, his touchstone for his own humanity, she shouldn’t - she couldn’t be this hungry beast with blood dripping down her chin and a flat, dangerous look in her eyes.

It was wrong in the worst of ways, and Tag could feel the blood drain out of his own face as he ran forward blindly. “Bryn, stop, don’t - ” he began, trying to get a hold on her to pull her away. He wasn’t thinking, couldn’t see past the red, red blood; he didn’t know what he would do, once he got her away from her chosen prey, but he couldn’t just let her kill an innocent in front of him. It would - he knew Bryn, knew her on a level that most people never had the chance to know another person, and he knew that if she was in her right mind then she wouldn’t want to kill an innocent either.

Of course, that didn’t stop her from backhanding him away now. The force of the blow nearly lifted him off his feet in a way that almost reminded him of the last time Rex had clapped him on the shoulder, back on Haven. He didn’t know if it was the magic of the amulet she wore, or a side effect of the single-minded intensity she was displaying in going after Danny, but the power in her strike just reminded him of how far away from normal they’d come. Tag staggered as Bryn rushed past him and sank her fangs into Danny’s throat, blood fountaining from the wound and joining the other mysterious stains on their clothing. Tag just barely managed to keep his feet and set himself to lunge for Bryn once more to try and pry her off as Danny’s screaming stopped with a sickening gurgle and even more unsettling gulping sounds filled the room.

And then Rex’s shield hit him in the face.

Tag went down in a heap, his head ringing like the gong that had signaled the start of the last round. It was so loud, he couldn’t think around the noise; the pain crackled in his head and mixed unpleasantly with the feeling of the raw skin left from where the spider’s acidic blood had eaten away his epidermis. Things were happening around him, events unfolding before his eyes, but he couldn’t think, couldn’t process around the ringing in his brain. A swirl of magic in the course of events produced a kind of kaleidoscopic effect, and Tag could almost feel himself drift away from his body for a moment in a way that he hadn’t since he’d put on the amulet.

Tag blinked and forcibly re-centered himself, shaking his head in a way he immediately regretted as the pain in his cranium doubled. Now was not the time for floating away; he had to be present, in this moment, so he could help stop Bryn from eating Danny…who was lying not two feet away and no longer bleeding all over the place? Tag blinked at the shorter man as he moaned a little bit, then extended a shaky hand to give him a clumsy pat on the shoulder. Danny didn’t seem to be actively dying at the moment, so to Tag’s still somewhat scrambled mind it was up to him to make sure Bryn hadn’t permanently maimed the guy.

“Hey man, you got into a, a bad situa- you got into a bad little mix-up right there, but you’re okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Danny- DANNY.” Tag’s voice got louder than he’d intended on the last two words, and he flinched away from the sound as much as Danny did.

“Eh. Eh? What? Yeah, yeah,” Danny waved a vague hand, and Tag felt a wave of relief sweep through him at the somewhat weak response. Danny wasn’t dead, or being actively killed, and that was good.

“You’re okay.”

“What happened?”

Tag felt his brain kick into overdrive as words came spilling out of his mouth without stopping to check in with his brain first. “Uh, nothing to worry about. You’re gonna be - you’re healthy. Well, you’re not dying, you won’t BE dead. I am horrible at these speeches, I just, I’m tryin’ ta just…it’s cool. Bro.”

Tag consciously forced himself to stop talking, nearly biting his own tongue with his efforts, and gave Danny a thumbs-up instead. The other man returned it somewhat weakly, and Tag turned his attention back to the rest of the room just in time to see Rex yelling at Bryn. The ringing in his ears had finally abated to the point where he could actually distinguish other sounds again, and his brain finally up to the task of actually processing what he was hearing.

“You were biting his neck!”

Bryn looked uncomfortable, eyes sliding away from her teammates and back towards were Danny lay mostly comatose on the floor.

“That was - I don’t know what happened there.” Bryn’s voice wavered just the tiniest bit and she wiggled her eyebrows strangely, and Tag frowned.

The statement set off warning bells in Tag’s head. Even to his still-somewhat-addled brain, that didn’t sound right; Bryn not knowing why she was trying to do something sounded an awful lot like an external force making her try and do it - and there were only a few people not in their group in the room currently.

Slakta was a ghost and seemed perfectly content to just take their currency for her items, it didn’t seem like she’d want to make Bryn kill someone. He glanced over to confirm and found Slakta eating the pastel memory of popcorn while hovering over her cart, a sight that would normally have been fascinating enough to warrant a few seconds of staring but which right now just confirmed that she probably wasn’t the one influencing Bryn.

Then, of course, there was Danny himself - but Tag dismissed the thought as soon as it entered his head. The man wouldn’t have screamed if this had been some weird, elaborate suicide attempt and he very clearly had had an extremely different idea of how biting his calf was supposed to go.

Tag licked his lips as Bryn continued to stare at the prone Danny, preparing to put himself between the two if he had to, when a slick, oily sort of sweetness stole over his tongue for a moment and froze him in his tracks. The spider had been a creature of the Malice - he’d never forgotten the taste after what had happened on the Fire planet - and it had been after Bryn. Now Bryn was trying to do something he knew to be contrary to her nature, even with the curse of vampirism resting heavily on her shoulders.

Tag felt his spine stiffen in anger; of course, what had happened on the Water planet couldn’t have been the end of it. Of course, simply tearing half-dad’s crown and - his human mind stuttered at remembering what his Malice-self had done, the fleeting memory of a thousand mouths tearing apart a thousand wings echoing back into the void - couldn’t have been enough to stop the bastard. He’d just changed his targets.

Tag took a deep breath and - let go. Even with the amulet on, the Malice was always present where his soul should have been - as the ghost who had tried to possess him had found to its detriment. On some level it had always been, he simply hadn’t known it for what it was before meeting half-dad for the first time. It waited, lurking, inside of him, and to open himself up to it was as easy as breathing.

The memory-world - glitched. There was no other word for it. A ripple of colored static washed through everything save himself and his companions in less time than it would have taken to blink, leaving everything strangely off-colored and just the slightest bit hazy. Tag couldn’t say if that was what the phase state looked like on Blight all the time, or if this was because they were inside the chaos magic of Schalcta’s memory, and at this point he didn’t have the attention to spare to try and puzzle it out.

Because half-dad was here.

Tag kept his gaze steady despite the pounding in his head. Half-dad didn’t look quite as tall as he remembered him, and his crown was gone. In its place, little rivulets of Malice streamed up and off his head in a strange parody of hair and Tag felt a little flicker of triumph at the sight. It wasn’t much to his human eyes, but he could feel the way the Malice inside of him preened a little bit at the sight and knew that half-dad was steadily bleeding out his own life-essence. Even if the eldritch being replenished himself from the energies they were no doubt stealing from this planet and the others still caged, it was unmistakably a sign of weakness.

So distracted was he by half-dad’s new appearance, the taller being spoke before Tag could marshal his thoughts into words.

“Ah, excellent. The screw has been tightening, has it not, my boy?”

Tag felt his lip curl into a half-snarl, irritation bleeding into him at the smugness in half-dad’s voice.

“I don’t appreciate you getting into my friend’s heads like that,” he stated, drawing on as much composure as he could muster to keep his voice even.

“Ehhgh - I know you’re not going to like it, but it is your fault.”

A pulse of hot shame shot through Tag. If he wasn’t here, in this place, half-dad wouldn’t be after his friends. If he had acquiesced to what the Malice wanted of him, Bryn wouldn’t be trying to kill and eat someone. If, if, if - it hurt that he was the reason his friends were in danger, but not enough drive him away from them. Not here, not yet.

“I…don’t like that you’re correct, but that’s also…” his anger flared. Yes, refusing half-dad was on him - but half-dad was the one refusing to take no for an answer. “Such a shitty way to not take responsibility for what’s happening. I know that you don’t care about Bryn. I know that you don’t care about Danny. I know that you don’t care about me beyond my function in your plan,” the words were as bitter as hot ash on his tongue, but he couldn’t deny their truthfulness.

For all he called the being in front of him half-dad, it didn’t care about him as a parent should care about their offspring. The shell known as Tag had been created through some arcane means that he couldn’t think about the particulars of; it had never had a real mother or father, and Tag himself hadn’t been adopted by anyone either. It hurt too much to think about for long, so he plowed on ahead. “But you are an actor in this. At least have the courage to stand in front of me and talk about the truth.”

Half-dad made a vague gesture before sighing. “It’s - it’s difficult for me to communicate the scale at which I am forced to conceptualize your realm.” Tag knew the struggle - fitting into a limited three-dimensional human shell was not easy - but was content to remain silent instead of empathizing. Half-dad did not deserve his empathy. “You have weight there. You’ve brought some of me to them. I recognize you. The others, though I feign interest or…whatever, they, it’s, I don’t apologize to ants when I kick over their hill.”

Tag scowled. To compare his friends to ants was to do them a deep disservice - one he would not stand for. “Look, I’m not asking you to apologize. No-one is interested in you making this grandstanding, sinister bad-guy speech that we’ve all heard a million times about your inflated sense of grandiosity and by contrast everyone else’s minuscule function in the world. All I’m saying is,” here he stepped forward and put himself toe to toe with the heavily-armored, black-cloaked figure in front of him and stared directly into where the face should be, “pick on somebody your own size.”

Half-dad didn’t move, but Tag got the sense of something flinching away in dimensions he couldn’t see. “Okay. I just want to say for a moment, often when I’m making these grandiose speeches I’m complimentary to you. That just - it’d be nice to get a thank you every once in a while.”

Tag didn’t even think before responding.

“No.”

The compliments half-dad gave were never about things he’d done - only about how well he was fitting into their plans. It was never about Tag, the human - it was only ever about the Malice inside of him. They were not the kind of compliments Tag would accept from anyone, but especially not from the monster that claimed to be family and yet tried to drive his friends away and force him to do something he did not want to do.

“I’m not going to thank you for your back-handed passive-aggressive attempts to manipulate me, by positioning yourself in my friends’ brains and hearts, and then saying they are so insignificant that you don’t even consider it consequential, what you are doing. It matters to me, therefore it should matter to you, you dick.” If they were really family, it would. If half-dad was any real relation, it would.

Half-dad paused for a single instant, and something about his posture replaced all of Tag’s aggression with foreboding. “Fair. I’ll make you a deal. Unfortunately, while I am waiting in the wings, your Summoner friend keeps appearing on my doorstep. I can’t promise I won’t welcome her when she does. However, this one instance, if you would like to exchange a favor to me, I will release the current thrall on Bryn to save your little idiot friend.”

Tag paused for only an instant. Bryn was his friend, and one of the best people he’d ever known. Whatever vampirisim was doing to her, half-dad was doing worse. She didn’t deserve the things half-dad would make her do in the name of getting to Tag; underneath the curses and magic, she was still more warmly human than Tag could hope to be. And, in truth, it was only fair - if Tag hadn’t refused half-dad, half-dad wouldn’t be trying to reach out and destroy his friends. For all his fears about what half-dad could force him to do, the choice was obvious.

Looking back up into what passed for half-dad’s eyes, Tag gave the only answer he could give:

“Okay.”

For Bryn, wholly and unreservedly, he agreed.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=247#p247 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:40:56 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=247#p247
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Revess waited patiently as the soft, even breaths of his mate filled the wide halls of their city home.

It wasn’t much when compared to some of the other estates - the skeletal unicorn compound encompassed several blocks, and they were the main cause of some of the stranger traffic patterns of the city - but it was warm, and it was dry, and it was theirs. He’d fought hard for the territory that included the city, and he’d laid it at H'verr’s claws when he’d courted her so many years ago. She’d agreed to be his mate, out of all the others that had sought her favor, and they’d constructed this place together; it hadn’t been part of the city proper then, but the city had expanded out to include it.

H'verr loved the convenience of living in the city, and had been enthusiastically exacting as they’d constructed their home. No wind blew unpleasantly through gaps, no water dripped down the walls to mucky pools on the floor, and there was not a speck of mud to be found anywhere. It was a bit on the small side, being largely three rooms and some hallway sections, but she’d declared that she didn’t mind in the slightest and they’d lived very happily for several hundred years.

All that had changed two years ago. Dragons bred rarely, hatched slowly, and grew rapidly for their lifespans; both H'verr and Revess had been shocked and amazed when H'verr had laid twin eggs in their nest. They’d devoted that room immediately to the eggs, shuffling the bedding around to more firmly secure their precious offspring. Revess had gone out and purchased a clever human device that would keep the room at a steady, warm temperature for as long as it was fed equal parts wood and water, and H'verr had set about making their storage room into a temporary place to sleep.

The problem was that as the city had grown up around them, land had become quite dear. While it was true that their abode did not have many rooms, it was by no means actually small; the ceilings and corridors had to be both tall enough and wide enough to admit two fully-grown dragons, and they were not small creatures. All around them were other living places, apartments and boarding houses that were home to the roving multitudes that passed through on their way to perform in or simply watch the goings-on at the colosseum. Even purchasing one of the other buildings would cost more than the gold they had, and never mind about knocking it down and expanding their abode into the space.

Revess had done what he could; hauling things about the countryside like some form of airborne wagon was hardly work befitting a black dragon, but it paid and that was what counted. He’d managed to pull together enough in a year to buy one of the houses adjacent to theirs, and had nearly enough now to buy a second one before they started demolition. The real problem was that the hauling jobs were beginning to dry up. The Blight was beginning to reclaim the outlying farms, and anything within a certain radius of the city refused to pay his prices, even after he’d lowered them twice. He hadn’t worked in a week by the time things came to a head, and had in fact been forced to divest some of their hard-won gold to keep meat on the table.

It was actually at the butcher’s shop where he’d heard the news about the colosseum. Revess had never paid any particular attention to the colosseum; he’d watched it being constructed but H'verr had never shown any interest so there had been no pressing reason for them to visit the place. He hadn’t been the only person at the butcher’s shop, however, and he’d overheard two humans excitedly discussing the possibility of winning a large sum of gold coins by competing. The thought had stayed with him as he’d taken home the bog-lizards he’d purchased for himself and his mate. When he’d told her about what the humans had said about working at the colosseum, she’d been reluctant to agree but he’d managed to persuade her by promising her she could watch.

So the next day they’d gone to the colosseum together; H'verr had gone to the stands, and Revess had presented himself to the master of games. He’d ended up paired to a saw-billed reaverbird named Scraw, and had competed in the chariot races. The first lap had gone fine, Scraw being a surprisingly good match for him in flight speed, and Revess had been cautiously optimistic. The cheering of the crowd had been a heady thing, and he’d felt his wings beat just a little bit faster in response; he could get used to that.

And then everything had fallen apart.

They’d been running against a pair of skeletal unicorns - the family was large in the racing scene, apparently, though Revess hadn’t known at the time - and another pair of saw-billed reaverbirds whose names Revess had never learned. The second round had seen hazards begin to appear on the track, and while Revess had had to spend a great deal of concentration on avoiding them, the unicorns hadn’t been phased. They’d gored Scraw through the gut, his corpse dragging on the chariot until the charioteers had managed to cut the harness away to let him fall; that brought Revess’ chariot to the rear while the other two reaverbirds had continued forward with their charioteers harrassing the ones in the unicorns’ driving seat.

Revess had made a Herculean effort to pull up and back into the running as the unicorns had lost time and distance to evasive maneuvers, and driven by the loss of Scraw he’d made his biggest mistake of the race. Fueled by thoughts of revenge for his teammate - no matter that he’d been introduced to the bird all of five minutes before the race had started - Revess had tried to belch acid all over the unicorns and their damned chariot. He only managed to strike one of the unicorns a glancing blow with the spray, but it was enough to paint him as the largest threat and they’d gone after him single-mindedly. He’d ended up gored almost half a dozen times - and slashed even more - before the reaverbird chariot had managed to cross the finish line for the last time and the unicorns were hauled off him.

The workers at the colosseum had patched him up and given him a few coins for participating. H'verr had nearly been beside herself, and had forbidden him from ever going back to the colosseum. Revess had agreed, and had so far kept his promise. But food was getting harder to come by, jobs were still scarce, and the eggs were beginning to show signs of hatching in the next few months. All that, and he’d found himself almost missing the noise of the crowd as time went by; he’d only had a taste, but he found that he craved at least a little more.

Revess held his breath as he carefully eased himself from out of the half-bed they’d managed to construct in the larder. H'verr grumbled and he froze, but she merely curled up into the warm cavity he’d left behind in the bedding and he sighed silently in relief. His injuries had finally healed, and what H'verr didn’t know wouldn’t hurt her. They’d have money enough to expand their home, and money enough to keep their dragonlings fed until they were ready to face the world on their own.

Resisting the urge to nuzzle her one last time, he stole quietly out of the room and walked as softly as he could manage down the hallway. The room with their eggs was further away from the main entrance and exit than their current sleeping quarters were, but Revess couldn’t leave without reassuring himself that they were all right. And, indeed, in the soft glow of the clever device the eggs glittered faintly with just a touch of humidity. They were a little bigger around than one of his eyes, and they were perfect. He couldn’t wait to meet his offspring and show them all the good things life had to offer. He snuffled first one then the other carefully, checking them for signs of being too damp or too chilly, but both seemed to be doing well.

With the scent of the eggs lingering in his nostrils, he turned and headed for the main door. His steps weren’t any noisier, but thoughts of golden coins and full-bellied dragonlings tucked up to sleep distracted him enough that until a deliberate scuff of a claw on the wooden floor came from behind him, he didn’t realize he couldn’t hear H'verr’s breathing anymore.

“You’re going to the colosseum again.”

Her voice was flat, but he could still hear the note of hurt and Revess winced before turning around.

H'verr’s scales weren’t puffed out into a threat display, and Revess silently thanked the Continuum for that. He couldn’t afford any injuries before trying to race again.

“Yes.”

As much as she was hurt by what he was trying to do, he wouldn’t hurt her any more by trying to lie to her. He loved her far too much to do that.

Her wings rustled as she stalked closer.

“Why would you go back there, you nearly died the last time. Do you want to leave your children fatherless just for the chance at some gold? Do you want me to raise two younglings by myself?”

Her voice had risen steadily as she’d spoken, and the last words were nearly a shriek. Revess ducked his head but met her eyes squarely.

“I’m doing this for our children. They deserve a better life than to have to eat bones for supper because there’s no jobs to be had. You deserve better than to have to grub for coins at the whims of some short-lived monkeys.”

H'verr snorted. “They deserve to grow up without a father? They deserve to be left alone while I pick up the slack? There’s food enough and space, we just have to keep working the jobs we have! There’s no need to go glory-seeking in some ridiculous death trap!”

Revess snarled, his own ire rising at her words. “I’m doing this for you! Not for some glory! Why can’t you see that?”

“All I see is a dragon who is abandoning his responsibilities. If you go to that, that place, you won’t come back! It’ll just use you up and sell your parts for magic and then where will we be?”

Revess’ temper flared. “Better off than you are right now I guess,” he snarled, and turned to slam his way out of the door. The thud of it closing behind him sounded far too final, but he didn’t look back as he spread his wings and took to the skies.


“Haven’t you heard? There was an awful accident at the races yesterday! All three chariots destroyed in a pit, and no survivors! Such a shame, Speed Demon the black dragon was a four-time winner…”
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Myld'redd gulped down tears as her brother winged his way up the stone steps to the platform their mother waited on.

She’d never been quite as enthusiastic as Gawhg about racing - he’d always thrived under the attention, and loved it when races went rough - but she hadn’t been about to let him go off alone the night they’d left their mother’s house. Twins have only happened four times before in our race’s history, their mother had told them once when they were very young, so you two are very, very special and you need to look out for each other. Always.

Myld'redd had suspected that pronouncement was brought on by the fact that their mother had taken to drinking after the loss of their father and couldn’t always take care of what they needed, but she never speculated out loud and simply took her mother’s advice seriously. She was the the eldest, first out of her shell by almost an hour, and she’d loved Gawhg with all her heart when she’d first seen his little head with its ridiculously oversized tusks peek out from under a shell fragment that had stuck to the top of his noggin. They’d been inseparable ever since, whether it was sleeping together under their mother’s warm wings or gallivanting in the area around their home while their mother was away getting food and bog-wine. No matter where Gawhg went, Myld'redd followed.

They’d never met their father; they hadn’t been out of the shell but an hour or two when the news had arrived that he’d died. A strange little human had come, with a wagon and a large trunk and spoken to their mother outside for a few minutes before their mother had made the worst sound Myld'redd had ever heard; a sort of keening wail that had been loud enough to pierce through thick walls and high enough to waver in and out of hearing. Their mother had come back inside carrying the chest - it had been bigger than Myld'redd at the time, though it had looked terribly small in their mother’s claws - and dripping gore from her jaws, and then gotten very drunk on bog-wine. She’d spent the next many hours telling them about their father, how wonderful he had been, how caring, how he had wanted only the best for his family.

It had been the first and last time their mother had spoken about their father, but it had left an impression on the two of them and both had wanted to know more. Speaking humanish tongues was out of the question - their jaws just didn’t move the right way - but the languages weren’t difficult to learn just by listening and Myld'redd and Gawhg had spent hours eavesdropping from the rooftops of the city to hear what they could about their father. Speed Demon, the other racers had called him, and apparently he’d won a surprising number of times - most of the racers were either dead or permanently crippled by their third race, but their father had won four times and raced more than twelve! The crowd had loved him, and they often heard stories that bemoaned his absence.

It was those stories that had lit a Fire inside Gawhg. His head had been filled with visions of following in their father’s claw marks, and making it big at the colosseum. Myld'redd couldn’t forget the noise their mother had made when she’d been told their father had died, and could see the near-perpetual stupor their mother lived in as she consumed whole barrels of bog-wine at a time, but Gawhg had been very persuasive. He finally managed to convince her nearly a year ago, and they’d snuck out of the house with a note left for their mother as to where they’d gone.

They hadn’t heard anything from her since. She’d never come to watch them race, she’d never sent them any messages or acknowledgements - if they hadn’t lived with her all their lives, it would be hard to know that they had a mother. Gawhg had been hurt, Myld'redd knew her brother well enough to see through his blunder and bluster, and Myld'redd hadn’t been overly happy about it herself. Still, the crowds loved them - a perfectly matched pair of black dragons, even though neither of them were old enough to have figured out how to spit acid yet, was a powerful draw and the races the competed in were always well-attended. It couldn’t replace the absence their mother had left in their lives, but it made bearing it a little easier.

And so they’d raced - rarely more than once a month, as the Powers That Be had deemed them exotic enough to keep only for highlight races - and talked to the other chariot pullers. The skeleton unicorns refused to speak to them at all, but the thunder lizards and reaverbirds were friendly enough, and they learned a great deal.

They hadn’t been told much about the race they’d just lost, but the thunder lizards pulling the Cold Iron cart had been bubbling about how this race was part of a Gauntlet challenge, and they their charioteers were the challengers set to try and win. Neither Myld'redd nor Gawhg had known what a Gauntlet challenge was, but they’d been set to do nothing less than their absolute best. Their charioteers were some vampires they’d raced with before, and they’d both been pretty confident about their chances.

And then the human had jumped on Gawhg.

Tears began leaking from Myld'redd’s eyes as she jumped up the last few stairs that separated her from her mother. It had been a very long time since any humans had bothered to speak to them directly, and the soft kindness of that human’s words had struck a chord. It’d been so long since she’d bothered to look at the family seating for the racers that she hadn’t realized her mother was here for the first time, until he’d said something. There was something sad about his kindness, too, something wistful like he wished his own family had shown up and Myld'redd couldn’t blame him for that as she bounded over to her mother with Gawhg hot on her heels.

“Mother! You’re here!” she roared, not caring about the other people who flinched away from the noise. She felt the impact through her mother’s hide as her brother joined them with a happy roar of his own, and for a moment all was right in the world as their mother’s wings spread over both of them. They no longer fit under her wings, not wholly, but it didn’t matter. There mother was alive, and she was warm, and she was here.

Then details started intruding. No longer was their mother’s hide soft and sleek; Myld'redd could feels bones poking into her where she was pressed against her mother’s side. Large patches of scales had given way to dry, leathery skin, and her joints popped as she shifted to let her two children get more comfortably situated. Her eyes bulged out against the tight skin around them, any fat deposits that might once have smoothed out the bumps now completely gone and her hide drawn tight around the odd contours of the skull beneath.

Gawhg apparently saw the same things Myld'redd did, his high-pitched babbling a sign of his panic. “I’m sorry mother, so sorry - I wanted to race to honor father’s memory, and I dragged Myld'redd into it. It’s all my fault, we didn’t mean - I’m sorry,” he sniffled as he buried his face against her side, and their mother nuzzled him gently like she had so many times before.

“Sshhhhm shhhhh it’s all right. I’m glad you’re all right; I was so, so worried you’d end up dead in a ditch, I’m so proud you’ve come to your senses.” Her voice was warm and soothing, just like it had been so many times before and Myld'redd let it wash over her as she cuddled close to the painfully bony form of her mother.

“We’ll never race again mother, we promise. We can all go home and live together like father would have wanted us to,” Myld'redd croaked through her tears, Gawhg nodding along rapidly even as his own eyes brimmed.

Myld'redd froze when she felt her mother sigh deeply, almost seeming to collapse in on herself as the air rushed out of her. “I’m afraid that may no longer be possible,” she said, avoiding both their eyes.

Myld'redd and Gawhg exchanged a glance, puzzled, and Gawhg asked the question on both their minds. “Why is that, mother?” Myld'redd simply cuddled closer, hoping that her warmth would drive some of the sadness out of their mother’s eyes.

“I was…not doing well, after you two left. I couldn’t, couldn’t bear the thought my two wonderful dragonets dying for the delight of some humans, and I couldn’t bear to watch and make sure you two were okay. I….I made a series of…unwise decisions, and…” she trailed off and crumpled even further, her nearly-negligible weight now resting almost wholly on Myld'redd’s shoulders.

She bore it gladly, remembering so many times when she’d been younger and her mother had been the one bearing her up - when her mother wasn’t too drunk to stand, anyway. And even when she had been, she always had a wing and a warm flank and a kind word for her two children. If her mother needed help now, it was up to the two of them to help her.

Gawhg exchanged a glance with Myld'redd, her twin having a glint in his eye that she knew so well. They’d been inseparable growing up, and working together in the arena had done nothing to dull the way their minds worked in parallel. Between the two of them they didn’t have that much money - only one winner’s purse from a low-stakes race - but they had something, and that might just be enough.

“That human - the one who helped us - I think he’s competing again,” Gawhg said, intensity in both his gaze and voice. “The lizards said something about the Gauntlet being three events. Nobody else has ever managed to take out both other chariots and win before, and I have no doubt that if he can do that then he can definitely win this next event. I know a guy, and we’ll hopefully make enough to get our home back for you mother.”

“And be a family again,” added Myld'redd firmly, and her mother tightened her wings around them both.

“I’m so proud of both of you - and I think your father would have been too,” she said. Tears spilled up out of her eyes as Gawhg gently extracted himself and took wing to find the saw-billed reaverbird who served as the bookie for the non-humans of the colosseum.

Myld'redd watched him go as she stayed huddled close to their mother, who was now openly weeping, and spared a brief prayer to the Continuum for the little human who’d helped them so much. She wish him health, and happiness, and the joy of reuniting with his own family that he’d so generously gifted them with. May he live long and know their love as well as his own, she added mentally, and wound her tail around her mother’s in a warm embrace.

They were going to be okay.
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Amelia marked her place in the enormous book in front of her with a silk bookmark before leaning back in her chair and removing her glasses to rub at the bridge of her nose.

Things had been…tense since the last time she’d talked to Bryn. It wasn’t just the research Amelia had undertaken at the behest of her daughter, though that was part of it; the library was full of old and unsettling tomes, and many of them had been damaged in the Great War that had destroyed the old palace. The new assistant librarians Bryn had recruited on her last visit home had been of great assistance with the research, but work still progressed slowly.

No, it was the citizens of the Fire planet themselves who were the main source of the tension that crackled in the air like static. Amelia had been the Summoner for many years, true, but there were still people alive who remembered what life had been like under the thumb of her mother and grandmother. They remembered the inexplicable bursts of temper, the wild outpouring of anger that could and had resulted in summary immolations; Amelia had held a town meeting, where she put forth her reasons for the incident in the throne room, and answered their questions as best she could but…Their trust had been broken. It was in the way they moved through the halls of the palace, and the way the streets cleared whenever she went through the city to hear the grievances of the citizens. The way mothers pulled curious children into doorways to shield them from her, and shopkeepers greeted her with appalling obsequiousness where before they would have greeted her as a beloved ruler. Fear haunted the streets now, and all Amelia could do to allay it was her best to rule in a kind and just manner - erring on the side of kindness whenever possible.

If there was one positive side effect - the silver lining on the troubles that hung like a heavy bank of ashy smoke over the city - it was that Amelia now had time to devote to her daughter’s request. She still didn’t have a new parallel, but the number of formally written complaints to cross her desk in the morning had substantially decreased. The bills of lading were all punctiliously correct, and the birth and death notices no longer included invitations to namedays and wakes. Her people feared to draw her attention, and as much as that hurt in ways she hadn’t expected, it did mean she had some spare time in the evenings now to read through the old tomes and see if any of them mentioned anything about the Order Parallel.

Amelia frowned as she moved her hand up to rub at her eyes. It had been two months now since she’d sent the news of Variq’s death to the Order. His ashes still rested in a small, unmarked urn on her desk; as a faithful parallel of many years, he deserved a spot in the family vault but as a confirmed traitor of a few months she should have scattered him on the breeze to be lost in the ever-shifting sands. She hadn’t yet decided what his final fate would be; the man had been Bryn’s family as much as he had been hers, and she would postpone judgement until her daughter had a chance to make her opinion known. It could wait until after all the planets were freed.

Still, the fact remained that Cylvahl Cylesso had not responded to any of her messages. Not the one about Variq, or the one requesting new parallel candidates, or even the one carefully and politely requesting any information on the history of the Order itself. She’d tried reaching out to the new Bloom Summoner, but they hadn’t responded to any of her messages either and the Water Summoner had been a bastard to get hold of even when times were not as fraught as they were now. In desperation she’d reached out to The Company to see if they would pass a message along, but all their ships and equipment were scattered from here to the edge of the Continuum and she’d been bounced through fifteen relays before being fobbed off with a politely worded we’ll pass it along if we find the time, now please stop asking.

Amelia put her glasses back on with a sigh. Whatever the troubles Cylvahl Cylesso faced, she’d done all she could about the situation. Leaning forward, she removed her bookmark and was preparing to return to the difficult work of deciphering the ancient text - apparently the author had been paid by the word; they always used fifteen of them when one would have sufficed - when a frisson pulsed along the currents of the vast sea that was the Continuum.

She sat up straight and frowned; the currents of the Continuum were nothing like they’d been before the Event, but Fire, Bloom, and Water had all been restored to their previous intensities if not their previous flow patterns. All the rest were mere trickles, the ebbs and flows comprised mostly of whatever dribs and drabs occurred naturally within the freed planets and not really worth considering.

The frisson happened again, and this time Amelia could see the Fire of her planet waver like a candle in a soft breeze. It was just a little - more a flicker than a gutter - but the sight struck her to her core. The last time she’d seen the wellspring of Fire in the Continuum do that, it had been when Variq had started to act strangely just after the Event. Fire had flickered then as well, its intensity reduced by what she now knew to have been a hole in the world swallowing it up. Bryn had sealed that breach so well that not even a scar of it remained on the planet, but if someone had found a way to re-open it…

She’d brought in the Tine of the wastes to deal with the city Tine who had bowed to Variq’s leadership. Zeem had been amenable, once he’d heard what had happened, and in one riotous night they’d cleared out all the city Tine. He’d said something about sending them to begin the cycle anew, but she hadn’t had the time to deal with it then because he’d also mentioned that some had escaped out into the desert. If one of them had found a way to re-open a wound in the sky, she needed to know when and how yesterday.

A third frisson pulsed, stronger than the other two, and Amelia frowned. This didn’t quite feel local. In fact, if she looked at the waves it made in the Continuum, it almost looked like it was coming from the Blight planet.

Where Bryn was now.

Dread was a heavy weight in her gut as Amelia reached over to push the quick-call button on the vidcomm nearby. Once upon a time, that button would have instantly connected her to Variq in his office. No longer; she’d rebound it to Haven’s comm signal after Bryn had…after Bryn had gotten off the Water planet and had had no reason to change it since. The screen flicked on to the connecting now image, and after a few moments XK-37 came into view. The robot was currently serving as communications officer aboard Haven; they were calm and polite, and effortlessly competent in a way that reminded her of Variq in his heyday. She’d strongly considered buying a work contract for the ‘bot if the Order Parallel never got back to her; even with her reduced workload, she could still use the help.

“Summoner Amelia,” XK-37 said politely, helm bobbing in a polite half-bow that Amelia returned.

“Exkay. I need to speak with my daughter, please.” Another frisson ran through the Continuum, and her concern intensified. “Both audio and video.”

XK-37 worked at a few controls that were offscreen, and Amelia had the distinct impression of surprise radiating from the robot - though their expression never changed. “Your daughter is not presently aboard the Haven; however, power fluctuations in the shield around the Blight planet has made communication possible with the ground team. I can try to connect you, if you like.” They looked faintly pained as another readout flashed a red light in their optics. “Though I cannot, unfortunately, guarantee call quality.”

Amelia nodded, leaning back in her chair. “Whatever you can do, I would be most grateful Exkay. I cannot blame you for any call distortions that are outside your realm of control.”

XK-37 gave another bow - this one distinctly pleased - and the screen once again flickered to the connecting now image.

It stayed on that image for several minutes, long enough that Amelia returned to her reading. The passage she was currently trying to decipher seemed to be speaking about Summoners past, and the relationship they’d had to their parallels. And in this way didst the summon'rs of fusty taketh ‘pon themselves trustw'rthy leigemen to balance and focus of their pow'rs; still, some wast not satisfyed with m’re balance, and did seek to bindeth to themselves s'rvants of pow'r, yond those gents couldst taketh through the bond and useth f'r their owneth evil purposes.

“Hi mom!”

The slightly-muffled voice of her daughter rang out in the small library, and Amelia looked up into….the top half of her daughter’s face. Strange. Still, she couldn’t help the overwhelming sense of relief that coursed through her. Bryn appeared to be alive and relatively unharmed; the situation couldn’t be too dire yet.

“Bryn! Bryn, is everything okay?”

“Um. Uh. Ummmm…No. Yeah, yeah…I don’t know.”

Amelia could feel concern etch itself across her brow. Bryn wouldn’t take her hand off the bottom half of her face, which accounted for the slight muffling, but it was odd. Bryn had been raised to be the next Summoner of the Fire planet, and had an impeccable set of manners. She normally used rudeness to enforce her point - to get the last word, to show her displeasure what whatever was going on, and any number of other petty reasons. For her to be rude now didn’t make sense.

“What’s wrong?”

“Things are weird down here, I don’t like it.” Bryn’s voice was high in a way that Amelia hadn’t heard since she’d grown out of her whining phase several years ago.

“Get your hand away from your face while you’re speaking to me; it’s bad manners and I raised you better than that. You’re a Summoner.” Amelia’s voice cracked out slightly more harshly than she’d intended, but heavy dread was making a stone-like reappearance in her gut. At least her daughter didn’t argue; Bryn pulled her hand away from her face with an exasperated eyeroll and a pout hovering around her lips that Amelia elected to ignore. The news she had to impart was too important. “Bryn, I just felt a bizarre disturbance in the magic of the Fire planet. I feel like my powers are lessening - it’s really very minor, but I’ve never really felt anything like it except when that rift was open on this planet.” She could see Bryn alternately pursing her lips and chewing on them - an odd combination. “Are you okay?”

“Yr pwrs r lessning?” Bryn asked, keeping her lips nearly all the way closed.

Amelia frowned. “A little bit. What is wrong with you?” It was an extremely rude question, but with all the current events it slipped out almost without her consent and with more force than she’d meant to use. Bryn was acting far too strangely - almost like the time she’d brought home a lamb from one of the farms and endeavored to keep it hidden in her room. Amelia knew she was hiding something, and she dreaded to find out what. “Is everything okay?”

“Noooo I have vampire teeth,” Bryn wailed, opening her mouth fully for the first time since the call had started.

“By the Continuum!” The oath was drawn almost involuntarily from the older Summoner as bright white fangs caught whatever light was in the room her daughter stood in. Each one was almost a quarter-inch long, extending past the line of her normal teeth and wickedly sharp.

“Mom, it suuuuucks! And I ate Danny Delvido’s leg!” Big fat tears slid down Bryn’s face as she looked at her mother with an expression Amelia knew so well. She’d seen it dozens of times before, when Bryn’s insatiable curiosity had mixed with her natural friendliness and headstrong inclination to get her into trouble that only her mother could get her out of.

But this time Amelia was worlds away, and there was nothing she could do over a vidcomm call, no magic she had that could reach so far and lift the curse on her daughter.

“Oh Bryn…” Her voice was soft as her heart broke, just a little. Her little girl was in trouble, and was asking for her help, and there was nothing she could do. Then the rest of Bryn’s words caught up to her. “Please don’t tell me that you’ve created a thrall,” she definitely did not beg. Thralls were anchors for the vampire curse, and creating one would make it that much harder to pull the curse out of Bryn. She looked sharply at her daughter. “Are you creating thralls? Are you a vampiress lor- lady?”

Bryn looked horrified. “No, no there was like, a vampire that popped out at the beginning of this mission, and I tried to like, distract it so it didn’t eat my friends and then it bit me and now I’m stuck cursed as a vampire and if I don’t get any blood really soon I don’t know what’s gonna happen. It’s a nightmare!” She huffed a little, then grimaced. “And I can’t talk properly!

“Truly, the least of your worries Bryn,” Amelia replied absently as her mind raced. Vampires didn’t tend to lurk in swamps; they needed human blood to continue their existence and so stayed near their source of sustenance. Plus most of them were comfort-loving creatures that loved the convenience of the city. Or so she’d read in one of her previous books, though the section on vampires had been small. It had talked more about the psycho-magical bonds between vampire and thrall, and compared it to the type of bond a trained parallel could establish with a Summoner - which was why she’d even glanced through it in the first place. “Look, I didn’t feel the need to warn you about vampires because their population has been relatively small on that planet for hundreds of years.”

The Blight planet had been inimical to all forms of life for as long as Amelia had been Summoner; when the vampires’ food source - humans - had begun to die out, their numbers had dwindled as well until maybe a few dozen remained on the entire planet. Caepio had complained of them at the last Council meeting, but his concerns had been dismissed by the very reasonable argument that only robots flew the cargo haulers to his planet anyway and they were immune to vampirism and vampire magic. Caepio hadn’t been happy, but the motion to eradicate them had been tabled in favor of negotiations over food exports from the Bloom planet and it hadn’t come up again.

“Yeah, we ran into a couple more - one of them had a love affair with a werewolf! Shit’s weird down here.”

“Werewolf!” Amelia couldn’t even bring herself to chide Bryn over her choice of language. If vampires were rare, werewolves were extinct. They hadn’t been a major predator of humans, but when the swamps overtook the farms the last of the packs had disappeared into the muck and nobody had heard of any sightings since. For even one to show up now - Amelia could only be glad that none of Bryn’s friends had been injured. Lycanthropy was much harder to get rid of than vampirism was, and harder on the infected person according to the stories. Those 'cured’ of lycanthropy had reported strange symptoms for years afterward, and often underwent extreme shifts in personality.

Bryn seemed morbidly delighted by her mother’s surprise. “Yeah, we saw a werewolf too. And, uhm, uh, skeleton unicorns, and those zappy crocodile things,” Amelia opened her mouth to interject but Bryn plowed forward, oblivious “can’t remember what they’re called - just a whole bunch of stuff. It’s weird. Caepio has gone off the rails, completely off the rails. He is draining all the power from the planet, I don’t know where it’s going. And he’s, he’s made things better, and then he’s hiding in this dungeon-pit-thing, and he’s making us do all these ten trials to try and gain immortality to beat him. I don’t know what to do, I mean we’re just going with it. We did some WWE-style wrestling.” Bryn finally ran out of steam, and the silence hung heavy between them for a few moments.

Amelia sat up and carefully took off her glasses to set them down beside the book she’d been reading. “Bryn, you’ve just told me about a lot of different things - most of which are pretty wild.” Bryn laughed and ducked her head, but Amelia carried on without allowing her time to interrupt. “I am going to need time to digest most of it.”

“Okay,” Bryn said quietly, looking slightly dismayed.

“If there are cursed creatures - multiple of them - something is definitely happening and Caepio must be behind it.” Caepio wasn’t particularly powerful as far as Summoners went - his powers took time to work, and frequently did so at an underwhelming level - but he was still leagues better than any non-Summoner magic users that the Blight planet had ever produced.

“There are very few on Blight who can use magic at all. Summoners are usually…Their families are usually small because they…” Planets only had so much magic they could give, and Summoners always bred true. She’d been very lucky to carry Bryn to term; Summoners needed magic to survive just as much as they needed food or air and if there wasn’t enough magic to go around it always went to the oldest Summoner first.

Still, Bryn - hopefully - wouldn’t need to worry about it any time soon. “It doesn’t matter. Look, what’s important is - if Caepio is draining the power from the planet, he might be under the influence of that force. The one that took over…” She couldn’t say his name, even now; the wound was still too fresh. “…my Parallel.” She resolutely did not look over to where the small urn gleamed dully in the low light. “Could Caepio be under the influence of this…Malice?”

Bryn’s brows came together as a thoughtful expression crossed her face. “I don’t…I don’t think so. From what I understand, Caepio blocked the Malice, and the Malice is really upset about it.”

That statement was disturbing on several levels. How did her daughter know that the Malice was upset about anything? Was she speaking to it? Was it trying to do things to her or her friends? Then, too, there was the implication that Caepio had resisted the Malice - that the Malice resistible, even by someone like Ezra Caepio. Her eyes slid over to the little urn on her desk. Variq had been twice the man Caepio was; how come he had succumbed? What had the Malice done to him to corrupt him so?

She pushed the thought away and focused back on Bryn. “Well, whatever he’s doing is affecting magic on a very large scale. If we’re feeling it here on this planet, he might’ve tapped into a primary current of the -” she saw Bryn shaking her head in confusion and paused to explain. “The way that the Continuum spreads energy through the system.” Bryn nodded, and Amelia nodded back. “Now tell me - these trials? Caepio is running these trials?”

Bryn shook her head. “No, the ghost of Slakta…” Amelia stopped listening, the icy hand of terror suddenly gripping her heart tight. Slakta? Her daughter was dealing with the ghost of Slakta the Insidious??

“The ghost of Slakta??” Amelia gasped, horror in her voice, and Bryn looked her with a puzzled expression.

“Yes, and she is losing it.”

“Slakta the Insidious???”

Bryn nodded, slowly. “That fits.”

Amelia leaned toward the vidscreen, suddenly desperate in wishing she could fly right through it to Bryn’s side. The thought of her daughter near that monster was enough to make her - her, the Summoner of the Fire planet - go cold. “Bryn, whatever you’re doing, whatever you think Slakta is doing, you must be very careful. Slakta ruled Blight - I’ve only read about this, we’ve only read about this. This is taught to everyone in our line as an example of what not to do to your people. Slakta entangled herself with dark magic and was able to keep the planetship of Blight underneath her power for centuries. She terrorized that planet. Whatever is going on on that planet, ultimately is due to decisions she made hundreds of years ago that were so devastating they’ve never been able to turn it back around. Slakta the Insidious is a famous - infamous - necromancer. One of the most powerful Summoners ever. She was defeated a long time ago by the other four members of the Council at the time combined - three of whom died in the attempt. Whatever this ghost is doing, you must. Not. Trust. It.”

Bryn seemed stunned, sputtering for a few moments before she could respond. “Okay, but - but - but - but - ” she huffed in frustration in a way that Amelia had seen hundreds of times before but which somehow had never been this endearing. “Apparently we have to go through her to get to Caepio. So,” she ended with a helpless shrug, and Amelia sighed.

“Okay. That - that sucks.”

“Yup.”

She couldn’t protect her daughter from the conniving ghost of possibly the most evil Summoner to ever have lived, so Amelia focused on the things that could be fixed as her brain went on autopilot. “Look, I don’t want to make a big deal out of it, but being a vampire is pretty bad Bryn. And very unbecoming, especially for someone of our standing.” They were Fire Summoners; light was their element, and their night was only a fraction of other planets’. Being a vampire Fire Summoner was a ludicrous idea at best. “And so I think it would be in everyone’s best interest if you dealt with it rather quickly. And if Slakta is making you gather magical trinkets, I’m sure any number of them would be powerful enough to fuel a ritual to reverse your curse.”

Bryn looked a little dismayed, hand creeping up to cover her mouth again. “Any one - I don’t have magic any more, so I have to refer to Rex our cleric or Sam our wizard.” Amelia blinked as Bryn looked off camera for a moment before looking back. “Sam says hi, by the way.”

“Oh!” Good manners kicked in even as she tried to shake herself out of the shock that hearing her precious daughter was working WITH the Necromancer Slakta had sent her into. “Tell him I said hello.”

“I will.”

Amelia took a deep breath and straightened up, meeting Bryn’s eyes squarely through the small screen. Her daughter was beautiful, willful, and smart as a whipcrack. She would be okay. “Bryn, I - I’ve seen what you can do. You’ve freed planets.” And the thought still made her heart swell with pride. “I cannot tell you how to - do the day to day work of an adventuring Summoner who’s saving places, okay? That’s something that you’re going to have to figure out on your own."

Other parents had told her that there were some things that were beyond a parent’s ability to teach their child, and while Amelia was reasonably certain they hadn’t meant this, she was equally certain she knew the pain they’d spoken of at not being able to help when her child was suffering. "But you CANNOT trust Slakta.”

A curl of static obscured Bryn’s expression briefly. “Okay.”

“I wish you -”

The call died in a burst of static.

“-would come home safe.” Amelia slumped like a puppet whose strings had been cut. Her daughter was cursed with vampirism. Her daughter was trapped in a room with the most evil Summoner ever to have lived. Her daughter couldn’t access magic right now. Her daughter had fought monsters and lived.

Amelia straightened again. She couldn’t go to the Blight planet and help her daughter directly, but there were other things she could do. Reaching out, she pulled a pad of paper close and began composing a message the Summoner of the Bloom planet could not afford to ignore. If Slakta got loose again, it was their duty to stop her.

No matter the cost.
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Tag was silent for a long moment as Slakta floated away to fiddle with something on her cart.

He’d known, intellectually, that the trials would be dangerous. None of the rifts they’d closed so far had been defended by anything less than deadly force - Bryn had died on the Water planet, though his mind shied away from the thought. And yet some small part of him had thought that the memories would be just that; memories. Thoughts of the distant past, just shades of things that had already happened. Tag had a great deal of experience in sifting through other peoples’ thoughts, and he’d never been harmed by what he’d found - it was only his own memories that impaled him like spikes, and left him writhing on the hot skewers.

The only exception had been F̸̧̧̈̄̈̚i̴̧̤̥̱̪̹̱̪͇͛͆̾̉̽̆̉̅̽͛̓͊̈͒́̾̇̕ņ̴̣̰͍͓̝̤͙̾̓̾̏̈͊̐̃͊̏̈̑̈̐͋̓̚͝͝b̶̨̛̠̹̯̲͓̘̜̠͇͖̲̱̗̀͂̈̆̑̊́̂͘̕͝a̶̧͍̟͍̮͈̙̞̲̟͍͇͇̺̮̪̒̇̐̂̎̈́̅̈́̆̽͝ç̸͔̳̣̠͎̗̝̻͓̝̊̔̅̓̐̾͛͐̇͗̍͘͜͝͝͝h̵̢̢̛͈̩̪̩̗͙͙̗͎̟͓̑́̌̋̎̔̏̌͌̈́͗́́̅͌̂́͘͝͝ - touching the dead parallel’s memories had been…painful. Excruciating was too strong a word, and yet that was the kind of pain that they had been made of. The memories themselves had been twisted and distorted by centuries of necromancy; Tag was pretty sure the ghost hadn’t had any clearer views of the memories than Tag himself had gotten. Tag couldn’t be sure if it was the necromancy or something else, but those memories had had sharp edges that lingered in the back of his mind if he thought about them for too long.

But this…Tag let his eyes slide over to where Bryn was rubbing at her side and wincing. Scorch marks on the deep red armor - the same color as the robes she had been wearing when they came to this Continuum-forsaken place - lead in crazed lines to spiral burns that started where the armor stopped. They oozed a clear, if slightly yellowish, fluid, and he couldn’t help but wince in sympathy when a too-rough touch brought forth another dribble. The Mare’s magic had been much more powerful than any of them were expecting, even after the druid had warned them, and Bryn had taken the brunt of it.

Tag flinched away from thoughts of the druid and what her final fate had been, and walked over to Bryn like he could escape his thoughts by moving while fishing around in his satchel. A few stray coins, a knife he was pretty sure wasn’t one he’d started with, a few other odds and ends…his hand closed on the cold glass of the bottle just as he got to Bryn’s side, and he pulled it out to offer it to his Summoner.

“Um, if you want, Bryn…I-I do have a health potion.” He noticed Rex looking their way with an expression he couldn’t quite parse on her face, and bobbed a quick nod at her. “Rex, obviously I don’t mean to step on your toes, I know that you’re a skilled healer, but I don’t know if those are, uhm, y'know, things you wanna save up on.”

Rex’s expression shifted to something more thoughtful as Bryn took the health potion out of his hands, and Tag felt a sickening kind of dread in his gut. There was only one thing he could think of that might bring that expression to her face; him exploding at the druid in the swamp. He’d reacted more than acted, and while she had been rude that druid certainly hadn’t deserved what he’d done to her.

Tag let his gaze slide away from Rex’s face. “I’m a little embarrassed about…my behaviour and I don’t know that we need to talk about it but,” he waved away the twin expressions of concern both Bryn and Rex were levelling at him now, and cleared his throat. “Anyway, I’m just trying to get my head in the game.” He cudgeled his mind, trying desperately to come up with something to say next and finding nothing, memories that lurked just out of sight to ambush him chasing away words like a cat after birds. “Um. So.”

Bryn paused, her hand on the cork of the potion bottle like she’d been just about to open it. She looked over at Tag, with a worried little furrow in her brow that Tag felt immediately ashamed of putting there. “Do you…remember anything?” she asked slowly, and Tag’s panic kicked up another notch as memories rose up like a quagmire to swallow him whole.

“Um. Yeah. What, I, I,” blood dripping, too-warm hanks of hair between his fingers, a terrified expression frozen forever, eyes darkened in death reflecting a monster, “I killed a druid.” He’d yelled, taken his bow and shot. The druid’s head had been in his hand, he’d carried it over to the Mare. “And yeah, she was a little mean to us, but - ”

“You really didn’t. You didn’t kill the druid,” Bryn cut across him, trading a look with Rex, and Tag’s panicked brain grabbed on to the words and presented him with more - memories.

“I know, I didn’t just kill her it was a fucking slaughterhouse.” Blood everywhere, staining the mud to rust as the head was in his grip. The druid was dead and there was so much blood - more than when Bryn had died - and he hadn’t cared. He’d been at peace; a person’s head had been in his hands, and he’d been at fucking peace. “I mean, her head was in my hands and I just - I looked into - ” cold dead eyes staring at him accusatorily. Monster. You did this you monster. Nothing human about you, nothing good left. Monster monster monster -

Tag’s gorge rose spasmodically, and his hand went to his throat as he swallowed around the sudden sourness of his mouth. “Sorry. Sorry. Yeah.” He looked down, unable to meet their eyes.

Bryn shifted but he couldn’t look up at her. “Oh-kay.”

Rex tapped her toe sharply and Tag glanced over in spite of himself. Rex’s expression was…amused? After what he’d done? “You didn’t kill the druid. That didn’t happen. You were as high as balls.”

Tag blinked.

“Wh- uh, what? I didn’t kill it? What?” He couldn’t believe it. It had felt so real - the warm blood dripping onto his boots with tiny splashes decorating his pale shins, the body-warmth of the hair between his fingers, the feeling of the knife sliding home - but even more than that, what he’d done with it. The druid had been a living, thinking being and he’d just - he’d just punted her head across the filthy ground, sticks and muck tangling in the hair as it had bounced. He hadn’t been able to care at the time, but -

“No, you just maimed her,” Sam interjected sardonically, and Tag turned his bewildered gaze on the older man. Maimed her? Was she all right?

Bryn’s voice cut through the panicked spiral of his thoughts. “Yeah. And you didn’t have a love affair with a horse either.”

Tag blinked, momentarily thrown for a loop by her words. The Mare…It was hard to think past the strangely vivid sense-memories of the druid’s severed head, but he remembered the mushrooms, too. He remembered the song - it was hard not to start sub-vocalizing the melody, at once foreign beyond words and as familiar to him as his own heartbeat. Now that he wasn’t listening to it, feeling it in his chest, it reminded him uncomfortably of the songs sung by the Others in the desert. He’d resisted singing that time, refusing to let himself synchronize with the strange choir, but this time he’d just accepted it, for whatever reason. In that song, he’d found a point of harmony with the mushrooms; when he’d eaten them, he’d found a sense of belonging.

A wave of elegiac sadness swept through him, strong enough to take his breath away. Tag remembered the worms on the Water planet, remembered feeling the sense of belonging they had attempted to confer, and this had been so far beyond that that to even compare the two would be like comparing limp lettuce to a four course meal. Where the worm had used that sense like a weapon, forcibly changing his mind for him to align with its wishes, the mushrooms had welcomed him, letting him find the balance of his experiences to theirs. It wasn’t love, Tag was pretty sure that kind of emotion was too complex for even a magical fungus. Instead it was a sense of rightness, of a puzzle piece in the correct position in a jigsaw. The perfect alignment of all that he was with all the mushrooms were, without mistake or regret or doubt.

He’d asked the Mare, he remembered that now. He’d asked the Mare and she’d said…she’d said…something, something about him finding the ground only if he gave up flying? The memories were at once crystal-clear and hopelessly muddled, and he had a nagging feeling that he wouldn’t be able to sort through them properly without time to meditate. Meditation hadn’t been his least favorite activity at the monastery - that award went to the time Toman had sent him to help the carpenters rebuild the furniture he’d allegedly broken during an escapade; he’d hammered both thumbs black and blue before the day was out - but while he’d been decent at it then it had been a while since he’d done it and he really wasn’t looking forward to trying it now.

Tag was brought out of his thoughts with a bump by Sam speaking up. “You just rode her.”

“Oh.” Tag blinked for a couple seconds as he rewound back to the conversation at hand.

“I guess you win some, you lose some, right?”
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Tag slammed the telephone back down onto its receiver with a heavy clack - if the thing hadn’t been of a sturdy construction, it would likely have cracked under the blow.

He wasn’t angry, per se, but he’d gotten a little carried up and away in the speech he’d given the confused security center. It wasn’t their fault, of course, they were just doing their jobs, but their arrival would have put the whole mission in jeopardy and Tag was tired of risking life and limb for Slakta. There had been too many close calls already on this planet, and he simply couldn’t find it in himself to feel bad about thwarting another.

The slamming phone did more than end the conversation, however. One of the desk drawers had apparently not been latched properly, and had rattled open just a smidge at the impact of phone on receiver. Tag normally wouldn’t have noticed - it was such a small detail, and he’d also managed to upset a cup of pens and knock over a blank photo frame in the same motion - but a flash of shiny red from the interior of the drawer caught his eye. Ever since he’d put on the amulet, shiny things had stood out to him more and made his fingers itch to grab them.

Before he quite knew what he was doing, the drawer was all the way open and a small, red-wrapped box was in his hands. It looked different from the surroundings, more bright and vibrant in a way he wasn’t quite certain how to quantify. It wasn’t powerful in the way the things Slakta sent them into the memories to get were powerful, but it was also very clearly not part of the memory around him either. With careful fingers, he reached over and flipped over the tag attached to the top.

To Tag, it read.

From Mrs. Klaus.

Tag blinked and looked around the somewhat generic office. There was nobody else present, of course, no one else to whom the tag could refer to, but he had to check anyway. It had always been other parallels-in-training who had received gifts, not him. A few of the prettily-wrapped presents had been put on his bunk accidentally over the years, but they were never addressed to him and he’d always made sure to put them in their correct place before they were missed. He hadn’t had a family to send him gifts on birthdays or holidays, never had someone who cared enough to go that extra mile; he didn’t know who Mrs. Klaus was or how she’d managed to sneak a present into the memory of an evil necromancer, but could only be grateful for whatever was in the box.

He didn’t tear into it, as he’d seen some of the other parallels-in-training do with faced with a gift. Despite his own words not a minute before about the urgency of the situation in the bank, he couldn’t help but carefully untie the bow of ribbon and tug gently on the tucked corners of the wrapping until the box beneath was revealed. The paper tore a little bit - it was sturdy, but not that sturdy - but he managed to do a minimum of damage to it before setting it off to the side. The box beneath was a plain white cardboard, smooth to the touch and more rectangular than he was expecting. It wasn’t taped, and the top came off easily in his hands. Inside the box lay a marvelously red sweater. Tag dropped the box as he pulled the sweater out and unfolded it, and the cardboard thumped lightly back on to the wrapping paper beneath with a rustling sound.

The sweater itself was a merry red, with white snow dappling the shoulders and arms with carefully crocheted precision. Across the belly and chest area was a snowy scene picked out in whites and greens and blacks and blues, with pink touching the faces of skiers as they raced down a snowy slopes past snowmen with button eyes and crochet carrot noses. The outer fibers were smooth beneath his hands, clearly handmade, with each stitch placed with both an almost military precision and loving care, and the sheer amount of effort it represented gave Tag a warm feeling in his chest.

It didn’t match what he was wearing, but he didn’t care. He’d seen enough other people receive the gift clothing to know the first rule was that you wore whatever you got - especially when the gift-giver was around. Wasting no time, Tag pulled the sweater on over his head and negotiated it down over his shoulders and beneath his half-cape.

It was sinfully soft on the inside and warm, warmer than he was expecting, but it wasn’t the kind of warmth that made him want to sweat. For some strange reason, it reminded him more of Sam slinging an arm over his shoulders as they both drank robot cleaner while walking the decks of Haven. It reminded him of Bryn, taking one of his hands in both of her own as she spoke earnestly of what lay ahead. It reminded him of Rex punching him in the shoulder - except less painful.

It was a kind of warmth at once wholly unfamiliar and somehow the thing he’d been looking for all his life, and he couldn’t resist taking a moment to bury his face in the high collar. The sweater smelled like the corridors of Haven just after Puq finished making cookies, and Tag breathed deeply as he felt the warmth sink into the dark places inside of him and somehow make them that much less dark. Here in this moment was the furthest he’d felt from his half-dad since their introduction on the Fire planet, the most human.

The phone rang, and Tag pulled his face from the sweater with a sigh. The mission wasn’t over yet, and there was work to do.

But the sweater made it just that little bit easier to keep going.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=252#p252 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:53:47 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=252#p252
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Tait very carefully did not look at the door as the early afternoon sun streamed across the room towards it.

Her father was to be bringing the latest parallel candidate in soon, and it would not do to give them the impression that this meeting was important. Her father was a good man, but perhaps not the best judge of relationships; his last three selections of parallels for her had been…unsatisfactory, at best. All three of them had been powerful, in their own ways, and had managed to complete the psychic bond required - and yet not one of the three had managed to truly see Tait.

Pretty Tait, the news sheets called her from the day she was born. The apple of her father’s eye, and the darling of the people of Void. All three parallels had taken one look at her face and thought they knew her - what she wanted from them, and from her life. The first had tried to shield her from everything, taking her place at all social engagements; she’d released the bond and dismissed him after he fell for an obvious trick and ended up dueling a minor government functionary. The second had been patronizing, treating her like she was approximately four years old the whole of their acquaintance. He hadn’t lasted a week and she hadn’t been sorry to see him go. The third had come closest - a strong, silent type, he’d been released and dismissed on the spot when she caught him meeting with wedding planners without her.

She snapped her fan shut irritably. Simply because her mother and father were Parallel and Summoner, and also married, didn’t mean she was going to follow their example! Besides which, the man hadn’t been to her taste at all, and more fool him for thinking he was. Oh, she enjoyed the occasional tumble, of course, especially since she’d hit her majority, but he’d been far too tall and broad for her tastes. And his beard - atrocious. He hadn’t even brushed it often, let alone trimmed it at all.

Tait shook her head irritably, allowing herself to break the façade of the Brandywine Rose in the privacy of her own company. The new appellation was rapidly gaining in popularity now that she was of age, and the blush-colored blooms did complement her coloring nicely, but so many seemed to forget that the bushes hid wicked thorns behind their wide leaves and anyone who handled them without care was liable to get stabbed. It was, in fact, the main reason she encouraged the name; her beauty hid a mind just as sharp and twice as likely to pierce her enemies without warning. As all three of them as would be parallels found out the hard way, she thought with satisfaction.

It hadn’t taken much doing to maneuver them into failing, and they likely would have gotten there eventually anyway but Tait had been impatient. She loved her daddy, and wouldn’t dream of disrespecting him by publicly setting aside anything he did for her, but…she sighed. He had terrible taste in men.

The sound of footsteps in the hall alerted Tait to the fact that she would soon have company, and she straightened her posture while smoothing the irritation out of her expression. If her father had brought another shortsighted idiot in the be her parallel, the very least she could do was be gracious about it until she got rid of them. Fixing a pleasant smile on her face, she had just enough time to bring her fan up into position before the doors swung open and admitted her father and the new parallel candidate.

Tait couldn’t quite see the new person around her father, but they were certainly no ox like the previous fellow had been. Then, too, they did not simply walk around her father like he was an obstacle, as the second candidate had done, which was a point in their favor. Tait was not the Summoner yet, and decorum held it so that her father had precedence in order of protocol; while technically her parallel should be her equal in every in standing, that still did not give them leave to disrespect her father.

There was a certain gleam in the old man’s eyes as he took in the scene before him, indicating that either the candidate had passed the subtle test or that he thought he’d finally gotten the right person for her Parallel - Tait put it at about even odds. He father was a big man, and loud, but he wasn’t stupid despite what his detractors might think. He knew when to cut through the tedious dance of protocol and precedence, and when to twist it to his advantage - a trick many of the Assembly had yet to learn.

“Well Tait, I see you’re ready to meet your new parallel.” He turned and gestured grandly behind him. The new candidate was a demure young woman with strangely pale skin and hair, standing with perfect posture while wearing smoky grey-violet Parallel robes. The tie at her waist was the royal amethyst color of the Void Summoners, and her boots were the same color as her robes.

Tait’s eyes narrowed slightly as she took in the candidate. She certainly was easier on the eyes than the last two had been, but the real question still remained: Would she see Tait, or would she fall for the illusion of the Brandywine Rose?

“Tait, meet Sylvia,” her father said, gesturing expansively at the newcomer.

Sylvia bowed, as was proper when wearing robes. Exactly as was proper, not a degree more or less. “It is an honor to finally meet my Summoner,” Sylvia said, with perfect diction even if the volume of her voice was much lower than Tait’s father’s had been.

For a single instant, her eyes rose to meet Tait’s, and in that moment Tait saw two things that brought a bubble of happiness up into her chest: One, Sylvia’s eyes were the exact same shade of purple as the tie on her robe. They complimented her robes perfectly, and gave her an ethereal look that Tait could almost be envious of. Two - and more importantly - there was a spark of mischief in those eyes - something in them almost like the mirth of sharing a private joke. Look at us, they seemed to say, Both works of art, and neither one of us suited for a museum.

Perfect.

Still, simply because she approved didn’t mean Tait was going to go easy on her new Parallel. “Daddy, weren’t you going to have guests over for High Tea this afternoon?” She asked, keeping her eyes on Sylvia, whose own gaze had dropped demurely back to the floor as propriety demanded.

Tait’s father blinked. “Well yeah, but I kinda thought you were going to get to know your new Parallel! Make sure y'all’re the right fit, and all that.”

Tait smiled warmly, putting every ounce of charm into her voice. “Well of course, but we can do both at the same time. Might as well start out as we mean to go on,” she said earnestly.

Sylvia glanced up at her in surprise while her father scratched his head. “Well, I don’t know…”

“She can pour. After all, she is my Parallel.”

Her father raised an eyebrow. “If you’re sure.”

“I’m sure,” she said firmly, and he nodded.

“Be ready in half an hour, then.” He nodded first to Tait and then to Sylvia before heading out of the room.

After her earlier look of surprise, Sylvia had returned her gaze to the floor and Tait sat back to wait, letting the silence stretch for several long moments between the two of them. Sylvia, for her part, seemed perfectly content to wait without questions until the appointed hour, but if there was one vice Tait indulged it was her impatience and before long she leaned forward to address the shorter woman.

“So, you’re probably wondering why we’re goin’ to tea before we’re properly bonded,” she drawled, and Sylvia looked up with a perfectly bland expression.

“Not at all. A Parallel serves their Summoner, not the other way around. Whatever you require, I will assist you with.”

Tait leaned back, and let her smile grow lazy. “Then seems to me you might not realize what’s going to happen. You’ll be pouring, which means you’ll be taking on the duties of the hostess. You must make every cup perfectly while maintaining the required level of small talk and not spill a drop.”

A flicker of something passed over Sylvia’s face, and Tait’s smile grew wider as she stood up. “Even a single misstep will have steep social consequences.” She began to walk forward leisurely, enjoying the intense gaze of Sylvia in a way she hadn’t enjoyed herself in a while.

“The real reason you can do this, of course, is on account of the fact that you’re mine. Whatever you do, whatever mistakes you make, it’s as if I’m the one making them. Your standing is my standing, and my standing is yours.”

Sylvia watched with hungry, unafraid eyes as Tait approached her. Each step was languidly confident and she didn’t move a muscle until the taller woman was standing nearly chest to chest with the newest member of the Palace.

Tait leaned in to purr in her Parallel’s ear, and felt more than saw the other woman shiver as Tait’s breath tickled. “So remember who you really serve, when you’re pouring that tea, and let the bond take care of itself.” She slipped her token into the Parallel’s pocket and stepped back with a smirk.

This was going to be fun.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=253#p253 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 19:59:00 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=253#p253
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Tait grimaced as she Void-negated another bolt of the sickly green-yellow Blightning Slakta was currently favoring as her main attack.

They’d brought the Necromancer down through the ruins of her former castle; Horace and his parallel Eo had managed to work together to lure her onto an unstable section of flooring before Danny had spun up and dropped a half-ton of ice on her head. The impact had been exacerbated by the vacuum Tait herself had managed to create beneath Slakta to implode her into it, and they were currently standing in the crater that the impact had caused.

But it hadn’t been enough.

Slakta had grabbed hold of Eo and dragged him down with her as the remains of the castle collapsed. She’d torn his spirit out of the corpse, too, and now the pale shade of Eo traded blows with Horace not far away, using a knife Horace himself had gifted his Parallel. Tait, for her part, hadn’t been quick enough to block the first volley of Blightning, and she could feel it eat further away at the skin of her face as she grimaced - she’d deadened her nerve endings with Void magic, but being able to breathe through her molars was a bit disconcerting and she couldn’t see out of that eye anymore. Danny wasn’t doing much better, the hand not clutching his staff being the only thing holding his intestines inside while he sent a volley of ice spikes toward Slakta. Tait had done her best to deaden his pain too, but Void magic didn’t heal and they were both dead people walking.

A wild yell and a thunderous crack of lightning heralded Primus’ re-entry into the fight - she hadn’t seen where the other Summoner had landed when the castle fell, but the dusty state of his robes suggested that wherever it had been, he’d had to dig herself out of it first. The blue-white of his lightning was too bright to look at, with bolts of it crackling in a halo around his form as he opened himself to the Lightning and Tait shielded her eyes as she looked away. The light let her see the area around them clearly, though, which was a mixed blessing. Eo was currently the only active spirit, but Tait could see debris moving like some of Slakta’s undead servants had survived the castle’s collapse.

On the side of the Summoners, Horace appeared to be immolating the spirit of Eo while holding a familiar knife in his gut, face twisted with pain. Tait sent a wave of Void magic almost carelessly his way as she continued to take stock, and he raised his staff in thanks. Of the five of them, only Tait and Danny had declined to bring their parallels - she wasn’t even sure Danny had one - and of the three they’d started with, only Viridia of Bloom remained. She and Messorium - the Bloom Summoner - were making their way over to Tait as Primus continued his barrage.

Tait bobbed her head at the shorter Summoner and Parallel as they arrived, huffing for breath. “I don’t think us’ll ‘in,” she slurred at them, her missing cheek making speech difficult, and Messorium’s lips tightened as she followed Tait’s gaze to look at the others.

“I don’t think we can kill her,” she agreed, reluctantly.

Tait’s eyes snapped to the green-robed woman. As Summoner of the Void planet, she could read the spaces between words easily - and Messorium’s reluctance spoke volumes. “'ou kno’ another 'ay to 'in?” she demanded, actually taking a step towards Messorium.

Viridia shrank away with her eyes fixed on the ruin of Tait’s face, but Messorium held her ground. “The Web of Life,” she enunciated clearly, holding her hands out before her as Viridia grabbed her staff.

Between Messorium’s hands hung a deceptively delicate weaving of Bloom magic. Tait couldn’t follow its whole complexity because it slid her Void magic off like oil on water but it made sense that Life magic would be the counter to Death magic. Each strand of Bloom was no wider than a single hairsbreadth, and many were smaller, and yet Tait could almost swear she saw improbably small animals following its lengths, flowing in and around and through the Web.

She looked up at Messorium. “'ere did 'uo g’t ths?” she asked, fascinated.

Messorium didn’t look up from the Web. “I put it together as a way to understand Bloom better - it teaches us how living things interact, and how our magic affects the flow of the world.” She took a deep breath, and Tait was suddenly struck with a deep foreboding. “But it’s just a thought exercise. I know how to anchor it to my hands like so,” she nodded to the small Web before her, “but I can’t make a Web free-form. Especially not one large enough to trap Slakta in - it’s a Web, not a net. To weave something like that, I’d need anchors…”

She trailed off, and Tait felt what was left of her jaw set. Looking around, she could see Danny and Horace beginning to make their way over to them as well. Horace looked pale, and a large burn mark on his robes was centered over where Eo’s knife had gone in; Danny, for his part, looked to be holding on through a combination of stubbornness and spite. His hand wasn’t holding his guts in anymore only because he’d frozen a sheet of ice over the injury, and Tait could see his organs beginning to blacken in the cold. Neither of them were much longer for this world than Tait herself was, and when they died Slakta would use their corpses as playthings.

If she was still able to do so.

“Use us to tr'p her,” she said, pointing between Horace, Danny, and herself. Danny’s eyes focused sharply on Messorium as Horace finally joined their little group, and all three of them politely ignored the sounds of Viridia throwing up as she caught a good look at Danny’s stomach.

“Would it work?” he demanded, cutting off Horace as the taller man opened his mouth.

Messorium let the Web lapse as she spread her hands. “It’s the best idea I’ve got.” She looked from Danny to Tait to Horace in turn, eyes serious. “But you must understand - as the anchor points for the web, you’d be trapped here with her. Forever.”

Tait didn’t even think twice. “Don’t c’re. Pl'n’t 'nd p'ple s'fe,” she said, taking a step forward. Her son, Calm Cal, was a bit young for the job but she’d taught him what she could and the rest he’d have to learn though experience. Her Parallel, Sylvia, would take care of him and help him for as long as possible; it was the whole reason Tait had elected to leave her behind on the Void planet, after all. It hurt to think Cal would grow up without her, but as much as Tait wished to be there to watch over her son as he grew, she had the responsibility to more than 30 million people on the Void planet to keep them safe from Slakta. Above all else, her people had to come first.

“M’ daughter’s got this well in hand on Fire,” Horace agreed, shooting a dangerous look to where Slakta and Primus were still trading bolt for bolt, “and I owe that bitch for Eo. Count on me.”

Danny leaned over and spat on the floor. “Next unlucky bastard who taps the Water planet’s in for a big surprise,” he said, with an almost grim kind of satisfaction, “but I’m in. Nothing good ever came from messing with the dead, and that shit stops here.”

Messorium nodded, and took her staff back gently from the still-shaky Viridia. “This will be easiest if you can circle her, but I’ll start in three minutes regardless of whether you’re in optimal position or not.” She paused for a moment, then bowed to each of them. “May the light of the Continuum shine upon your sacrifice.”

“Don’t think the Continuum’s gonna shine where we’re about to go."

Danny’s comment was clearly meant for their ears only, but whatever Horace’s reaction Tait refused to acknowledge the sentiment as she turned to start making her way around to Slakta’s other side. The shortest Summoner wasn’t wrong, of course, but dwelling on it was a waste of precious time they didn’t have; as the most mobile, she was going to try and make for the further corner of a triangle and every second counted.

As she broke into a stumbling run over the broken pieces of castle that littered the crater, dodging around the heavily damaged but still somehow mobile undead, she reached out along the bond she’d established so long ago with Sylvia. She could feel her Parallel’s surprise and consternation as the channel opened, but now was not the time for questions.

Summoner! But-

No time, Sylvia. I’ve got less than three minutes.


Tait hesitated for a moment, before plunging onward; doubt was not a kindness. I’m not coming back.

Grief washed down the bond, enough to make her breath catch in her throat and tears sting at her eye. Are you sure?

Tait’s heart broke at the desperation that colored the words. Yes. It’s the only way to save our planet.

She could feel Sylvia pulling herself together, drawing a barrier over the negative emotions that threatened to overwhelm the bond. It has been an honor, my Summoner.

Tait ignored the formal words of leave-taking, instead shoving as much of the love she felt for her son and her Parallel through the bond as she could. Memories, too - holding Cal for the first time, her view of the bonding ceremony, the way she felt the first time she’d kissed Sylvia. It wasn’t enough, not for her son and not for the love of her life, but it was all she could give.

Make sure Cal knows, she said softly before releasing her end of the bond.

For the first time in forty years, Tait was alone in her head as she stumbled the last few feet into place for the weaving. She could feel the current of Void rising through her, inviting her to drown in its depths as she left her humanity behind, but with an effort of will she ignored it. Sylvia had kept her tethered to herself and her humanity for all these years, she would keep hold on to her identity for these last few seconds alone.

Tait heard Slakta begin to scream as the first loop of Bloom magic settled around her, and grinned with bloody teeth.

Worth it.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=254#p254 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:01:48 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=254#p254
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Horace was a slow man.

Slow to think, slow to process, slow to anger; his own mother had told him that ever since he was little, he hadn’t had an impulsive bone in his body. It was an unusual trait for someone with Fire in their blood, for Fire was the magic of high emotion. Quick to flare in anger, quick to die down again afterward, jumping from place to place and emotion to emotion faster than most could follow - that was Fire, but it wasn’t Horace.

It wasn’t until he’d gotten older and gone on his first tour of the rest of the Fire planet that he figured it out; he was the other side of Fire. The simmering lava, the inexorable tide that resulted in eruptions which permanently rearranged the landscape. Mount Horace, his father had called him jokingly. A volcano, rather than a wildfire. Even his powers had reflected it; slow to use them, they were several orders of magnitude more powerful than his mother’s when he did finally get around to it. Slow, but powerful; that was Horace.

For all his slowness, he wasn’t a stupid man. He’d picked his parallel carefully, when it had become necessary - and his wife more carefully still. While they hadn’t been madly in love they’d been good friends for the whole of their marriage - at least, as far he could remember now - and that was perhaps even more important. He’d strived to rule Fire justly and fairly, and if he didn’t always do it right not a person could say he didn’t try.

He’d had a daughter, too; bright little Mear, as Fiery as they came and the light of his life. He couldn’t remember what she’d looked like, now, or how her voice had sounded. It had been too long, longer than should by any rights have been possible, since he’d seen her, and the years had worn away her face and her voice, along with his wife’s. He couldn’t remember his parents’ names either, and doubted he’d know them if he looked them full in the face any more.

Somehow, the pain of forgetting was almost as poignant as the pain of remembering.

Not that he learned that truth right away, of course. For the first couple hundred years Slakta had delighted in reminding him of the family he’d left behind, but she’d eventually gotten bored of it and left him - and Tait, and Danny - mostly alone.

The saying went that Time was the herb that cured all wounds; in his experience, Time was more apt to simply wear away the sharp edges of the hurt. The loss of his family, the pain of being killed by Slakta, the aches of living - all of it faded away before the relentless march of Time. The only constants were the other two Summoners and their captive Necromancer.

The first time she’d dragooned them into setting up her memories for a chosen champion to go through said memories and get items of power for her, they’d resisted and tried to tell the champion the truth about Slakta. That champion had died under the claws of an angry dragon; Horace would have liked to say that that person was the last to do so, but the thieves and glory-seekers never quite stopped coming - though sometimes the periods between them were quite long. And each time, Slakta would force them to play a part in her little charade, and to stay silent about her true purpose.

They gave in, eventually. It was too much work to resist Slakta, and the champions never succeeded anyway. Besides, it was something to do and when they didn’t resist they were allowed to choose the form they presented themselves as. Over the centuries, they’d each developed a preferred guise that reflected more of what they remembered themselves as than what they’d truly looked like - though Horace had yet to figure out why Danny never got any taller.

It was only in this latest attempt by a group of adventurers that things started to change.

Now they were here, in the place where it all began, ankle deep in snow, and the current heir to the Fire planet was asking him for help. For all she currently looked like the fiend who’d kept him trapped on the wrong side of the veil for a thousand and more years, there was no mistaking one for the other. Slakta never allowed herself to be vulnerable, never opened herself up to advice. She simply took, and took, and took, without regard for anyone or anything but her own self.

He took a deep breath.

“We’ll have to fight her, that’s for sure. She’s just going to be too powerful - we won’t be able to do anything to her until we can beat her down to a place where her defenses have been lowered.” The day they’d trapped Slakta the first time was still hazy in his memory - much of what he remembered was the pain and exhaustion before they’d all been bound up in the trap.

“But we came to this planet, all five of us, as a kind of, ah,” he trailed off - they’d come to put a stop to what the Blight Summoner was dong because it had started to affect their own planets, but they’d kept their hands off until things had reached that point. A Summoner’s rule over their planet had always been absolute and unchallenged before then; he didn’t know what had happened after, but surely something had changed.

“We came to this planet to shut down the Summoner, and what she had in mind. We brought nothing other than violence; the battle that ensued was long and bloody and we paid for it.” The image of his long-dead parallel flashed before his eyes but he pushed on anyway. “And those who escaped did not escape unscathed.”

Lightning crackling in screams of rage and grief at the loss of its balance, bolts hot enough to sear flesh and blacken bone. Bloom, standing fast in the face of annihilation. Water hardening into vengeful spikes of ice at a dying man’s hand. Void, grinning with bloody teeth in a too-wide smile as death bore down upon her.

No, no-one had really “escaped” that day.

“And more, Slakta was ready for us, and she is unkillable.” They’d tried damn hard, and none of it had even come close.

“I believe, at the end of the day, violence is not going to be what ends Slakta. What keeps her here is her disdain for everyone who’s ever looked down on Blight, her disdain for the people of her planet whom she feels did not trust her or worship her adequately.” He felt his lip curl involuntarily at the last remark; worship was never something to be demanded of strangers. It was something given freely to dearest lovers, and somehow Slakta had never realized the difference.

He noticed the expression on the young Summoner’s face, and held up a hand. “I do not agree with that sentiment, but that is the way that she feels. What keeps her here is hatred. If we’re going to free her spirit, we’ll have to do it with something other than violence.” He heaved a gusty sigh. “But I do fear the prelude will be rather violent. She is the most powerful entity I have ever seen. It will not be an easy fight.”

He reached out and put a hand on the young Summoner’s shoulder. “If you are a Summoner in training, it’s smart to get advice from those that can give it to you and those you trust but at the end of the day - when you’re no longer in training - these are the kinds of things you’re just gonna hafta follow your heart on, and you’re just gonna hafta figure out on your own.” He grinned down at her, and gave her shoulder a squeeze. “And if I am your great great great great GREAT grandfather, then it’ll be my honor and privilege to fight alongside you.”

He couldn’t remember what his daughter or wife looked like, or how their voices had sounded - couldn’t even remember if they’d shared his name or not - and so he couldn’t say whether this Summoner, so many centuries down the line, resembled them in any physical way before she’d got herself cursed. But the bright Fire in her soul…that reminded him of his precious Mear. As stubborn as they came, and as warm as a hearth fire on a cold night.

If they were family, then the honor was his to have known her.

She reached up and squeezed his hand back, where it rested on her shoulder. “I don’t have my normal toolbox to choose from, but…thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” He released his grip and stepped back, oddly reassured. If she lived through this, he had no doubt she would become a great Fire Summoner one day.

She just had to live through this first.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=255#p255 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:04:34 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=255#p255
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Sam stared at the gingerbread crumbs that dusted his hands, mind numb.

It wasn’t your fault, Sam, the Puq said, his presence warm behind Sam’s eyes.

Sam looked up, really looked for the first time this fight. All around him, gingerbread people scrambled madly to escaped the slushy quagmire of snow his fireball had made of the town - what was left of it anyway. Larger gingerbread people threw themselves down on the mud to create a stable platform for smaller gingerbread children to save themselves from the dissolving touch of water. There wasn’t even a town left, simply squares in the dirt to show where the houses and other buildings had been; however this ended, the town was never coming back.

“No.” He said, barely above a whisper.

How could it not be?

They made their choices, Sam, the Puq whispered urgently in the back of his mind. They chose to oppose their oppressor; they knew the risks. Don’t take their sacrifices from them.

A rumbling roar that sounded like someone had dropped ice cubes down a garbage disposal signaled the entry of more combatants into the fight; Sam watched numbly as a dozen and more bears made of ice trampled over the gingerbread people as they ran to attack Slakta. Their claws and teeth of cruel ice shattered on the stone of Slakta’s skin, and their snowy bodies dashed themselves to pieces around her.

More bodies to add to the tally.

Stop that, the Puq said, sounding as cross as he ever got. That’s not what needs to happen here. Look at Slakta.

Obediently, Sam turned his eyes to the hideous monster that appeared to be slugging it out with whatever the Void had been inside Tag - and wasn’t that a conversation they were going to have later. He’d watched the young, dumb kid Slakta had pulled out of Tag’s body peel away into a monster that wouldn’t have looked out of place in the next hit horror movie in the Vid-Cinemas of Void. Kid might want to talk to someone about being a monster on the inside.

It’s okay, Sam, I know you’re just trying to cover for your own insecurities, the Puq said quietly, but not the point. Remember the staff?

Sam blinked. Slakta’s staff had been destroyed when Tag had done his little monster trick, but Sam had an eye for detail that had served him well as a private investigator. The thing had been black, with three green gems that lit up whenever she-

Her power comes from the pain others cause her. The though came in a blinding flash of insight, and he could feel the Puq doing the psychic equivalent of nodding in approval.

Exactly. She couldn’t feel the love of the gingerbread people, can’t see the beauty in the Northern Lights. She can only take the bad things, only see the negatives.

The Puq’s words conjured a slew of memories; Slakta, looking bored at the joyful reunion going on between nearby dragons, but glancing over at the skeleton unicorn abandoned by its family. Slakta, delighting in the pain of Horace losing his daughter. Slakta, gleefully stirring up discord in the group when it threatened to rear its ugly head. She only wanted the negative, only fed off it. But then-

If she can’t take the good stuff, how do we defeat her for good? He asked the Puq, who beamed in return.

We give it to her, of course. We give her the only thing you can give anybody.

Sam looked around at the devastation around him, noting distantly that the three ruined ghosts of Summoners Past were shepherding the remaining gingerbread people out of harm’s way, and then back down to the gingerbread dust still coating his hands.

How are we supposed to forgive her for what she’s done?

She’d killed so many; they’d only seen a taste of her depravity in the memories they’d encountered, and he could well imagine the depths she’d sunk to. He knew firsthand the number of things you could justify doing when looking out for number one, and he’d only been trying to survive. She’d had all she wanted and plenty besides, and had still chosen her path. How was he cupposed to give her forgiveness for that?

Sam. the Puq’s mental voice was remarkably gentle. Forgiveness isn’t about absolution; forgiveness is letting go. Hanging on to the anger and hate - that’s what the monster wants.

A gentle nudge had him glancing over at the three Summoner ghosts. If they’re going to pass on - if all four of them are going to pass on - they need to let go, Sam. And it starts with us.

Sam’s eyes returned to his gingerbread-dusted hands. He’d done - he’d done a lot. Lied. Cheated. Stolen. Used people for what they could do for him, stood by while gang bosses beat people to death because if he said something he was next. Hadn’t valued people enough for what they were - that was the grounds his first wife had used for divorce, actually. His fists clenched. Taking scummy pictures of politicians for their rivals to use, chasing down cheating husbands and wives, drinking, extortion, scamming-

Sam.

He took a deep breath and slowly exhaled, letting his fists fall open as he did so. There were other memories now - memories of saving his friends, memories of dispelling Blighted magic. Being the Wizard was enlightening in more ways than one; it wasn’t just about all the fireballs, but also considering the effort he’d put forth to make this world a better place. Even if it was just the magic’d-up dreamworld of a terrible Necromancer.

This wasn’t absolution, or atonement, but -

A ground-shaking roar drew him back to the present, and he looked up just in time to see the beast that was Tag and Slakta get smashed between twin avalanches. The world held for a moment, as if the impact had been momentous enough to make Time pause for its breath, before Slakta came flying out of the snow and impacted the ground with a very final thud.

“Now this is our big moment! This is our MOMENT!”

The cry came from behind him, and Sam spun to see the gingerbread king standing on the melting remains of one of the snow-bears, clutching his staff and and waving his people forward. They came from all directions, having been tossed by Slakta or the other Summoners during the course of the fight. Some were missing limbs, others their gumdrop buttons or licorice eyes, but they came anyway with the help of their uninjured comrades. For as many as there were, the gathering was strangely silent as they surrounded the downed Slakta, and she was plenty loud enough for all of them to hear as she staggered to her feet.

“Just give me a moment to pull myself together, and I’ll kick all your asses,” she slurred, bring her clawed hands up into an approximation of a fighting stance that wasn’t fooling anybody with eyes - she had overplayed her hand, and she’d run out of tricks.

Sam looked around at his friends and allies, and was surprised to see the ghost of Tag looking at him from in front of the snowbank. He hadn’t heard the kid come out - though in fairness the kid wasn’t looking so hot. He didn’t wholly look like the weird hellbeast thing anymore, but - parts of it lingered. The horns, some of the spectral fire, a few other details that Sam absently tucked away for later discussion. Still, what mattered was that the parallel seemed to be looking to him for their next move while Sly spoke quietly to Bryn.

Sam. It has to come from all of us.

Sam took a deep breath, and then reached out and grabbed Ghost Tag’s hand; it didn’t feel like flesh, but there was some kind of resistance there and Sam could feel his skin try to crawl away from the sensation. Ignoring that, he reached out with his other hand and took a tiny, gingerbread digit in his own. All around, he could see people joining hands, and when the circle had finished he looked directly at Slakta.

“Slakta. We know you’ve been naughty this year, but there’s only one thing we can say to you. We forgive you.”

“NO!”

Slakta’s scream echoed out into the artificial night as what looked like black smoke billowed off of her.

That’s not smoke, Sam.

I’m well aware.


As the corrupted magic peeled off her in waves, Slakta began to diminish. Her skin became the pale peach of - somewhat sun-deprived - human flesh, her extra arms dissipated, her hair grew to her shoulders and no longer waved in an invisible wind, claws became nails, and she lost several feet in height.

When the billows had been reduced to a shimmer, she looked like an ordinary woman of around thirty years old. Not inhumanly beautiful, not voluptuously appealing, just - a person. In Blight-marked Summoner’s robes.

She looked over at them with blank, empty eyes. “I was so powerful. And everything that made me was taken from you - your hatred is what drives me. You can’t forgive me, I’m not worthy of it!”

Something like anguish twisted her face, and colored her last few words, and Sam let go of the hands around him with a sigh before taking a few steps forward and crouching to put himself on eye-level with the Summoner sitting in the snow.

“That,” he told her quietly, “is what is so great about forgiveness. You don’t have to earn it. You just deserve it.”

The same as you did, Sam, echoed quietly in his mind.

“No!” Slakta wailed as the shimmer of magic that had been smoking off of her suddenly grew to a tsunami.

The world around them began to unravel as more and more magic poured out of the Necromancer’s spirit. The snow began to dissolve - not melt, but truly fade from existence. The gingerbread people, the ground, the castle - all of it was beginning to dissolve into streams of mist like the sun burning away the fog of a nightmare.

A ruined hand, already in the process of unspooling into nothing, came to rest of Sam’s shoulder and he looked up into the the damaged face of Sly. Free of the necromantic magic that had given her a different form inside the memory, her face was just as beautiful on the left, and on the right the distinctive disintegration pattern of the Blightning Slakta and thrown at him earlier was very obvious. She smiled down at him, the warmth in her expression enough to completely overshadow the grim wideness of that smile.

“Thank you.”

With a small, shuddering gasp she dissolved entirely, the other two Summoners not far behind her - finally free, after more than a thousand years of torment. The gingerbread king yelled something Sam didn’t quite catch as he, too, dissolved; it was all fading faster now, the world around them disappearing into the fog.

As it did, Sam felt a tug at his chest - suddenly he was back to the way he’d always known himself, the strength back in his arms, his robes now a familiar trenchcoat and his hat back to its usual battered-fedora self. As he landed back in what could only be the real world, Sam had an instant to mourn the loss of the magic he’d wielded under the amulet’s influence. Magic had been fun, almost freeing in a way he hadn’t quite realized it could be.

He felt the Puq wink, and a tug at his hand.

He looked down.

Interesting.
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Tait had felt the Web release when Slakta had regained her physical form, its threads tearing and splintering under the weight of her Necromancy, but all three of them who had been the anchors for it were still just as trapped - this time, by Slakta herself. Her necromantic memory magic kept them on this side of Life just as surely as the Web had, and the only way they’d been going to truly be freed was if Slakta was defeated - a thing they hadn’t managed to do with five fully-fledged Summoners and three Parallels.

And somehow, this ragtag group of adventurers had managed to do what they couldn’t, and Tait felt a warm smile stretch itself across her face as she laid a rapidly-disintegrating hand on the spindly Wizard’s shoulder.

“Thank you.”

If the Wizard had a reply, Tait didn’t hear it. Whatever threads of will and magic had been keeping her in the physical world collapsed like a house of cards in a high breeze. It was a breath of fresh air, a sweet release from a pain she’d had centuries to grow accustomed to as she left the physical plane behind. Ahead of her, she could see what came next, and - a familiar figure in a grey robe?

It hurt like a broken bone to stop short of her destination, but it had never been said of Tait that she lacked the willpower to do anything she put her mind to. The figure on her way to the destination anyway, and simply pausing here didn’t mean she couldn’t continue down the path afterward.

As she came within polite conversational range - if such terms could be applied here, in the place near what lay beyond - the figure spoke in a voice as familiar to Tait as her own pulse, and twice as beloved.

“A Parallel serves their Summoner, not the other way around. Whatever you require, I will assist you with.”

Tait felt like her heart would burst, if it still beat.

“Sylvia,” she breathed, and swept the slighter woman up in a hug that would’ve broken bones.

“Tait,” Sylvia replied breathlessly, and kissed her roundly.

It was a long time before the two of them broke apart; breathing wasn’t a problem when you were already dead, but you couldn’t ask or answer questions when your mouth was busy so in the end Tait was forced to end the kiss. She still didn’t let Sylvia out of the hug, though, and the smaller woman seemed perfectly content to remain where she was.

There was one important thing to say before she asked any questions, however, and Tait made sure to meet Sylvia’s eyes squarely as she spoke.

“I love you, and ah’m sorry for making you wait.”

Sylvia’s eyes crinkled in that way Tait found absurdly endearing. “I would have waited for longer. I always knew you’d make it back to me someday.”

Tait had to kiss her again for that, a quick peck on the lips that met smile with smile.

“How was Cal?”

Sylvia laughed. “He was a fine man who ended up with twin daughters - little hellions, both of them. You would have liked his wife, I think; she reminded me a little of you when her temper was up.”

The tone of Sylvia’s words was belied by the teasing look in her eyes, and Tait laughed like she hadn’t in centuries. Let Horace have his puns; she would take Sylvia’s dry wit any day, even at her own expense.

“How did you die?” She asked, more for her own curiosity than anything else. In the end, it didn’t matter how either of them died, only that they’d ended up here, together.

“Heart attack in my sleep. A quiet way to go, though earlier than I suspect Cal would have liked.” A quiet sorrow entered Sylvia’s eyes for a moment, and Tait gave her a squeeze. Neither of them had chosen when to leave their family behind, and yet they had anyway.

Tait suspected there was a little more to the story as well, but didn’t press. It didn’t matter. Not here, not now.

“How did you manage to wait?” She asked, looking at the area around them. It was alive with magic, the various elements twisting and turning about themselves in a dance that would have been stately if it hadn’t been conducted at breakneck speeds. She could feel it tugging at her core, urging her to what lay ahead. The area was liminal, and not meant to last; how had Sylvia managed it for all these years?

“I am your Parallel,” and even after all these centuries, the words still sent a possessive thrill shooting through Tait’s veins, “and what’s yours is mine. Your standing, your reputation, your will, your love. Mine, and nobody else’s, and not even death can change that.”

Tait couldn’t resist and kissed her once more, any further questions put aside. All that mattered was Sylvia, patient Sylvia, lovely Sylvia, indomitable Sylvia. Waiting in a liminal space meant to last between one heartbeat and the next for thousands of years for her Summoner.

When they broke apart again, Tait released her hug and held out an arm like she’d done so many times during her tenure as Summoner.

“Shall we?” She invited, and Sylvia laughed as she slid her hand around the proffered arm.

“We shall,” she declared, “together.”

And so they did.

——

Horace winked at the young Fire Summoner as the last of the bonds holding him to Life faded away.

She looked genuinely sad to see him go, but he couldn’t stay of his own accord any more than he could carry a tune in a bucket. It’d been Slakta’s magic keeping him, and with her final departure from this mortal coil the last of her magics were dissolving too. He could only hope that the twists and snarls she’d made in the magic of the planet itself - the mangling of magic she’d used to keep herself alive and empowered had turned Blight planet from an oddly comfortable fungal paradise into the dismal swamp-infested hellhole it’d become, or so he’d gathered from her memories - would straighten themselves out as well, now that she was gone.

But those concerns were beyond him now, as the last of his substance departed the mortal plane and moved - on.

There was a light ahead, and he moved towards it willingly. It was a warm light, and getting warmer as he approached - the good kind of warmth, the kind of warmth he hadn’t felt in centuries. Oh the Blight planet was a disgusting swamp, and make no mistake about it, but the temperature rarely got above tepid. It was the humidity that did you in Blight; you’d drown in a pool of your own sweat long before the temperature approached anything like what Horace would consider to be livable. He had been a Fire Summoner, born and raised on the Fire planet, and there’d been nothing like it on Blight. Too damp, too humid, too cool - he’d never realized exactly how cold he was, until he’d managed to get back to somewhere warm.

And getting warmer, as he approached the light. Tait would have complained and Danny would’ve doused them both in water, but neither of them were anywhere to be seen despite having been released by the same event. Wherever they were, he could only hope they had found their own light and the peace it seemed to be promising.

The closer he got, the more his heart sang with a feeling at once long-forgotten and terribly familiar. Horace had to smile as the Fire in his chest overflowed like a lava pool, spilling out over its boundaries to meet a magic it hadn’t known in centuries.

“Mear,” he said with a beatific smile on his face, and stepped forward into the light.

——

Danny grumbled to himself as he moved along. He knew exactly where he was headed, the light ahead of him as familiar as the back of his own hand, and he’d be damned if he was any later than he already was.

Moving up, he pushed open the door between him and the light, and stepped into the warmly-lit bar. The hanging lights with their little green shades swayed gently in the breeze from the door, and Danny slammed it closed behind him with a grunt. No point in letting all the warm out, that shit wasn’t cheap.

The lights twinkled off the various liquor bottles that stood haphazardly on the shelves behind the bar as he moved inside. NO MINORS one sign warned him as he moved past the old barstools and their mended-with-duct-tape cushions, WE CARD. Danny snorted as he took them in; he hadn’t been a minor in a very long time. He was more interested in the neon sign that proclaimed BEER; that’s what he really needed, after dealing with Slakta for centuries.

He went around behind the bar, noting that while the bar itself was totally empty at this time of day, someone had taken the trouble to dust before leaving last night. Surprising, considering that nobody tended to give a shit when the crud accumulated; more likely someone had spilled something and needed to clean it up. It would explain the tackier-than-usual floor, too. He’d have to talk to them about it when they got in, it was probably one hell of a story and he needed to know if anything needed replacing afterwards. Perks of being the owner, and all that.

Finding what he was looking for, he reached below the bar and pulled out a bottle of some shitty brand of beer. He frowned, but shrugged; he’d have to get one of the others to put in an order for his favorite, ASAP. Still, in times like these beer was beer and he expertly cracked open the bottle and took a swig. The bitter alcohol - real, in a way Slakta never quite managed in her death-magic fantasy world - ran down his throat with a welcome coolness, and he finished the bottle just as the door opened to admit four very familiar figures looking at him rather owl-eyed.

He waved the bottle at them. “Get the hell over here and sit your asses down.”

“Have I got a story for you.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=257#p257 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:13:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=257#p257
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It’s a dark, quiet night in the city that never sleeps.

Wind blows trash down the empty streets, past storefronts and public houses with their lights off and windows tightly shuttered. The only cars trundling their way down the lonely streets are Company enforcement, their lights slowly sweeping over the clusters of huddled public scooters and small drifts of garbage with a predatory gleam.

As one such cruiser passes by, two figures melt out of the shadows opposite a silent bar. In the window of the bar is a hand-lettered sign stating that it was closed for business of all kinds until further notice. The signature on the sign is largely illegible, save for the very prominent M at the beginning of the name.

The shorter figure traces a line down the notice as the taller one lights a cigarette.

“Shit. I never thought the Spinning Shot would close. Ain’t they Tolomeo Morelli’s favorite place for business?”

A drag on the cigarette. “Sure they were. But they ain’t gettin’ any more supplies ‘n anywhere else. Can’t do business if you ain’t got no drinks.”

“Shit. How’re they - hey, you still got cigarettes?”

“Last pack. Been savin’ 'em.”

“Bum one off you?”

“What the slag. Sure. Nothin’ left worth savin’ 'em for.”

“Thanks. Used up my last pack a week into this shit.”

A smoky silence.

“So, how’s Tolomeo supposed to conduct business now?”

“Heard all the Morellis’re movin’ up. Expandin’ their territory while them Company goons’re busy tryin’ ta keep the riotin’ to a minimum.”

“Yeah. Heard they came down hard on 'em down in Shipyard Square. Hoses 'n everything. Heard a couple people died.”

“I heard it was more 'n a couple.”

“Shit. Where’d you hear that?”

“My…cousin works out that way. He said it was more like twenty, on account of ain’t nobody been eatin’ regular so when the hoses came on too strong at first they just folded up like matchsticks.”

“Shit.”

“Yeah. My cousin says Company came through and cleaned up the bodies 'fore anyone could get a good count.”

A long pause.

“Y'know…I got a cousin too. She says the Company’s been contracted for body collection. Not just rioters, but in general.”

“So?”

“So…They got the contracts a couple weeks ago, right? Then yesterday there’s food for sale on the store shelves again, them new protein bars.”

“So?”

“Gluten free, low fat, high in protein? I ain’t sayin’ they is, and I ain’t sayin’ they ain’t, but-”

“But nothin’. You keep your trap shut, awright? Peoples got kids t'feed, and sure they ain’t dumb but what they don’t know for sure they ain’t gotta lie to their kids about. Plus, I heard it ain’t much different from what they give free in the factories to them workers in there.”

“Awright, fine! Ain’t gotta bite my head off or nuthin’.”

More silence.

“You heard what happened to Tommy Two-step?”

“Nah. What happened?”

“He was always braggin’ on how his shoes was made wit’ real leather, see. Couple weeks ago he gets desperate and boils 'em 'cause you can eat leather, right?”

“Yeah, so?”

“So turns out he’d been lied to. They took what was left away next day.”

“Sally’s gonna be sad, he was always her favorite.”

“She ain’t, I heard she got caught out after curfew couple days ago.”

“Morelli guys?”

“Worse. Company. Wasn’t much left after they was done, but they took it anyway.”

“Shit.”

“Yeah.”

The last few flickers fall from fading cigarettes.

“Guess we better vamoose. I ain’t keen on tanglin’ with the Company enforcers.”

“You ain’t worried about the Morellis?”

“Nah. I signed on with 'em last night. New job starts tomorrow.”

“Shit. I hope you know what you’s doin’, the Morellis is serious business. Plus Ma didn’t want neither of us joinin’ them.”

“Better Morelli than the Company. And Ma ain’t given a shit about what I do since she kicked me out at 16.”

“Ain’t so.”

A pause.

“Maybe…Maybe I’ll look her up. Shit. Anyway, be seein’ you.”

“See ya. Good luck, ya crazy bastard.”

The two figures turn and depart, each to their own way. The next gust of wind blows away the little pile of ash that had gathered between the two of them, and the street is quiet once more.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=258#p258 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:15:07 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=258#p258
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Ira sighed as they walked into their suite of rooms, with Maksha closing the door as she followed.

It had been a long day followed by an even longer night. Their father had insisted they attend several meetings he’d had with Company officials during the day - to “ease them into the duties of the Void Summoner” apparently, though the meetings themselves had been so boring Ira half-suspected their father had just wanted to share the boredom out. Nothing of value had been discussed; Ira didn’t care or see why their father cared about what the Company was doing on Bloom, if it held no direct benefit for the citizens of Void. The only reason they hadn’t fallen asleep during the last meeting of the day was because Maksha had taken it upon herself to provide entertaining commentary through their bond - which then of course turned the affair into an exercise of will not to let any of their internal amusement show on their face.

Then, after all those meetings, came a dinner party to celebrate some old, mostly-forgotten victory of a previous Void Summoner. Once upon a time the whole planet would have celebrated - at the time, it had apparently been declared a planetwide holiday. That nonsense had stopped a generation or two before Ira’s father had come into power, of course - nothing interrupted the factory production now - but it was still a convenient excuse to wine and dine top Company officials that Ira’s father took advantage of.

So Ira had spent the evening being an asset to the Dietrich household. They had eaten lightly, drunk wine that by their request had been largely water, and had spoken charmingly to each guest at least once during the night. Maksha, too, had been as charming and cordial as was expected of the Summoner’s Parallel; as Ira’s right hand, she had been included in the conversation without overshadowing Ira themself, as was proper. At the end of the dinner, their father had sent them off to bed with the closest he ever came to glowing praise - a slightly less acerbic than usual critique of their performance, and the best way to improve for the next time.

Despite all of that, a restless energy sat just under Ira’s skin. Their father had sent them to bed, true, but the last thing on their mind was sleep. They could feel Maksha in their mind through the bond, interest sharpening for a moment as Ira bypassed the bedroom in favor of the powder room before Maksha herself vanished into her own room. Ira smiled as they sat down in front of the vanity in their powder room.

It was an antique, and one of the few luxuries Ira allowed themselves. The large mirror with its ringed lights made it much, much easier to apply or remove any look they felt like for the day, and the fact that they could sit down while doing so was a godsend after long parties. They looked at themselves with deep consideration for a moment before reaching for a small rag to remove their dinner party makeup with. It was what their father had expected of them, but the plan crystallizing in the back of their mind called for something much more…dramatic.

Contouring to accentuate the cheekbones - much starker highlights than their father allowed at the table. Smokey purple eyeshadow complemented by perfectly winged eyeliner traced in white. Dark, purple-red color on the lips and outlined in a darker pencil. A light dusting of moon-silver shimmer on the cheeks. They removed their business-black nail polish as Maksha slipped into the room, her curves hidden beneath the carefully-tailored outfit that Ira had commissioned from a very discreet supplier. Her makeup was more deliberate, designed to to make her jaw squarer and her features more masculine, and Ira nodded their approval as they applied a dark purple polish with glitter that looked like the stars above.

They stood, and Maksha reached over to help as they carefully tucked their black hair back and under a small mesh net they used specifically for this purpose. They reached over, and carefully lifted a perfectly-coiffed wig from one of the busts kept in the room specifically for this purpose. Purple-black curls cascaded from a side part at the top that kept the hairs away from their face as they settled the wig into place. Maksha followed them as they stepped through an adjoining door into their clothing ready room. The outfit they’d worn for the party was fine for a dinner with the Company, but it was far too lifeless for their destination now.

It was the work of a moment to pull the right dress from where it hung, neatly pressed. Ira didn’t wear dresses often, but when they did they only accepted the best. The long purple dress had a sweetheart neckline and a corset back that emphasized all the correct areas. Ira stepped into it and let Maksha pull the back tight wordlessly, her quick hands steady on the lacings that were just the right tension. White silk gloves that went up to their elbow were next, and then silver pumps with purple soles. Maksha stepped back into the powder room as Ira pulled two velvet boxes from their places on a high shelf and followed. Ira could feel anticipation crackle down the bond as they stepped into the room, and while neither of them cracked a smiled the air swirled in pleasant anticipation.

Maksha stood at the ready with a fascinator of silver and white jewels and elegant purple plumes that she held patiently as Ira came through the door holding the boxes gently. She attached the fascinator and took the velvet boxes without a word, opening the first to reveal a white and silver necklace that perfectly matched the fascinator without overwhelming it. The necklace had been an heirloom of Ira’s mother’s, but they’d commissioned the fascinator to match in secret. Or at least, tucked in with some other jewelry orders that they were reasonably sure their father had approved without reading; he’d never mentioned it, and they had to be content with that. Maksha pulled the necklace around their neck and clasped it carefully at the back. Ira had always admired Maksha’s surety with her hands; they had rarely seen her fumble anything with them, or accidentally catch something she did not mean to, and they took shameless advantage of that fact whenever it came to putting on jewelry.

Finally, Ira turned and opened the other velvet box. Inside lay a perfectly matched pair of half-masks. One shone with the silver gems of the night, and the other nearly glowed with the brilliant jewels of the day - ambers and golds that picked up the accents and tones of Maksha’s outfit and turned them into something not unlike the tiger’s eye stone. Ira closed the box again after making sure neither of the masks had been damaged before leading Maksha down the back corridors of the mansion to the stable of cars their father maintained for local travel.

Each one was a masterpiece of an era, and all were kept perfectly polished and in good working order under the hood; as technology progressed, some of the older models had been retrofitted with whatever the latest and greatest power system was, but had otherwise been left as they had been made. Some of the oldest ones lacked niceties and safety features, and were rarely driven even by the staff any more, and so Ira bypassed that section as they walked towards the front. Their father would certainly notice if one of those cars had been taken for a drive, and while they were not exactly going out without his permission, what he didn’t bring up at the breakfast table he wouldn’t ban for the future.

They stopped about midway along the stalls of cars, and Maksha stepped smoothly around them to open the door of the large, black car they had chosen. When she had first come from Cylvahl Cylesso she hadn’t known how to operate much of the devices and conveniences of the Void Summoner’s manse. She had managed to pick up the skills she needed quickly, however, thanks to a number of late-night training sessions with the current Summoner’s Parallel, and was now a better driver than Ira themself. Ira slid into the car without a murmur, and Maksha took her place in the driver’s seat as they smoothly pulled out of the garage and into the smoky night.

Their destination was a good twenty minute drive from the part of town the mansion resided in. It was not, on the whole, a place that really expected to see such exalted company as the Summoner, or the Summoner in training. It was, however, a place that made no assumptions, asked no questions, and allowed anyone on the stage. How long they stayed there depended on how good they were.

Ira was very good.

Maksha pulled smoothly into a parking spot not far from their destination, and Ira handed her mask forward before she got out to open their door. The mask and the tailored clothing combined to give her a very square figure - one exactly suitable for Buongiorno, the bodyguard of Notte. Ira could feel the attention of the passersby as they stepped from the car in their elegant costumes, and preened internally. These visits had layered uses - they helped them blow off steam, they gave them a direct line into the real troubles of the City, they let them make useful future contacts - but the second most pleasurable one was always the envious looks and the sure knowledge that they were the absolute center of attention. It was a heady, vivacious feeling, and Ira relished in it as they and Maksha walked towards their destination.

The Masked Cat was a combination drinking establishment and gambling parlor - though there were rooms available if you were inclined to take them by the hour. The bar itself had a small, raised stage with a microphone and a usually-crowded dancing area. It was separated from the gambling tables by a long, custom-made folding screen and both halves of the establishment followed the same set of rules: no real names, no true faces.

A sea of glittering masks greeted Ira as they walked through the door. They ranged from cheap plaster and glitter to finest porcelain and real gems. A delicate waif was crooning into the microphone as they entered, but she stopped and vanished as Ira made their way purposefully towards it. The management knew Notte, and the stage was always clear for the Lady of the Night when she arrived, a fact which never failed to amuse Ira.

They took the stage as the crowd noise dimmed in anticipation, and the small live band erupted in the familiar call of the trumpets as they started up Ira’s preferred - and amusingly ironic - opening song.

This was the moment Ira lived for, even more so than the attention of the crowd. There was something that satisfied a deep and visceral yearning in their soul when they took the stage; in another life, they might very well have been a lounge singer. An opera star. The leader of a band. And, in these moments, the fact that they were none of those things - and never could be - fell away.

Ira reached out and pulled the microphone towards them.

“I’ve got the world on a string, sittin’ on a rainbow…”
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Everything was quiet.

That was what struck Tag first, as he lay on the ground and stared up at the blank, purple-tinted sky nearly empty of stars. No metal rattled or creaked, no hedges rustled, no flames crackled. No voices cried out in terror, no footsteps crunched over rubble - he couldn’t even hear himself breathing, though he could feel the smoke and dirt heavy in his lungs. The world was quiet, as if it had been just as surprised at the size of the explosion as Tag himself had been.

Alongside the silence, the mask rested coldly on his face. He had expected the metal to warm against his skin, but it had not. It made breathing difficult, and left a metallic taste in his mouth, but his arms felt as heavy as tree trunks. He couldn’t have lifted them to remove it even if he had wanted to. Besides, despite the purple tint to everything the gem eyes gave him a wider range of view than their outward appearance would suggest.

It was still surprising to see motion out of the corner of his eyes, though. He could feel his heart beat a little faster in his chest, but he still heard nothing. Tag watched, almost hypnotized, as Cenack walked over and stood beside him, an almost considering expression on the robotic face. As Cenack reached down towards his head, Tag could feel a little jolt of adrenaline job his system - in a strange, disconnected way.

Whatever the explosion had done to Tag’s body - and the profound silence that was only now beginning to lessen probably meant it’d done a lot - it felt like his mind had come a little loose from his physical form. He could feel his bond to Bryn like a tether, keeping him from flying away, but he wasn’t wholly present in his body either. It was almost without conscious thought that his mind reached out to touch Cenack’s as he raised his own arm to - keep Cenack from taking the mask? Push that heavy metallic body away before it stove his head in? He couldn’t say.

“Cenack.”

The metal hand reaching towards him did not pause, but Cenack’s grip was gentle as he pulled the mask away from Tag’s face. Tag coughed a little as smoky dirt caught in his throat and the dry, painful heat of the night air rushed freely across his face. His voice was hoarse as he continued, the strange impressions he was getting from the person above him fueling his next words.

“Hey man, look around you. There’s - people. In that apartment. I know that there are things you’re fighting for, and things you’re fighting against, but this - this not who you are, who we are. I know that you care. I know that this is not part of your soul - H-hello? Is anyone there?”

Tag broke off into more coughing, bringing his arm down to brace against his own ribs, and he felt more than saw the effect his words had on Cenack. His connection to the robot’s mind wasn’t as strong as the one he held with Bryn, but it was more than enough to let him see what was happening. There had been - not nothing, worse than nothing when he’d first reached out. Cenack’s mind had been filled with an almost clinical detachment, an awareness of the group’s insignificance to Cenack’s aims - and above all else the almost overwhelming hunger for power, more power. It was simple, ugly, and hideously familiar; it was the same kind of gnawing, craving hunger that he knew from half-dad and the Malice - but there had been not even a whiff of that taint in Cenack’s mind. Instead, it was - mundane. Native. Of this place, and at once horrifyingly human and completely inhumane.

And yet, as Tag had continued to speak he had felt - something. Something that grew stronger as Tag spoke his words directly into Cenack’s frontal processors. A kinder, angrier, more nuanced Cenack that bloomed like a complex flower as Tag’s words fed it power. Tag had never connected to Cenack before - not in this fashion anyway - but this seemed like more of the bitingly sarcastic and oddly happy-go-lucky robot that had accompanied the Professor during his escape so very many months ago now.

And the complex Cenack was pissed.

It was hard to see through the smoke and uncertain light, but to Tag’s eyes it looked almost like Cenack stumbled a bit as his other side took control. The hungry, detached side was still present, but now it was Cenack proper who looked Tag straight in the eyes as he spoke - though it sounded like every word was a struggle for the metal man.

“We had to take this. So they didn’t get it.”

Tag couldn’t quite see what Cenack was talking about, but he wasn’t sure it would matter right now anyway.

“Okay.”

“And. Nobody was - strong enough to use it. No human. They knew it would - destroy them.”

An image floated into Tag’s mind of a soft, human hand reaching out to grip the raw, red power Cenack had pulled from the portals - and shredding into a thousand wisps of ash. He didn’t know if Cenack was remembering something that happened, or if it was just a vision of what might have been, but it probably did not matter much either way.

“So they ‘elected’ me to carry it. And now I can’t turn it off.

The impressions attached to 'they’ in Cenack’s mind were fleeting, sporadic - Tag couldn’t see any one thing long enough to recognize it, and the associations were frustratingly vague. Cenack had clearly not been with 'them’ for long.

“Who’s they?”

A clear image of a smiling child holding a donut with two ducks kissing flashed into his mind a split second before Cenack spoke, and Tag felt the bottom drop out of his stomach.

“The Rebellion.”

Tag gulped through a mouth as dry as sand that tasted of ash, and pushed forward anyway. Whatever the Rebellion thought they were doing, surely they hadn’t sent Cenack out on a murder spree on purpose.

“The - the mask? Or the tape in your chest?”

Cenack looked at the mask, and Tag felt his careless dismissal of the thing as a pretty bauble before the words ever left his mouth.

“This? This is just a trinket. It’s armor.”

Tag coughed again as Cenack placed the mask back on over his faceplates; he could feel as the hungry, careless side of Cenack grew stronger with that armor slipped back into place.

“Just - just give it back, Cenack,” he rasped, and felt a thrill of fear when Cenack neither acknowledged his words verbally or made a move to do so. The empty, dangerous side wasn’t tied with the mask, perhaps, but pyschically the concealment of Cenack’s real faceplates made it that much harder for the robot to resist giving in to those growing impulses. Removing it would fix nothing, but it would stop things from getting worse.

Cenack’s next action drove any schemes Tag might have tried to get the mask back completely out of his head.

“This,” the robot said and pulled back the now-torn remains of his coat.

It was - a violation, in the worst way. Whoever, whatever had added this strange box to Cenack clearly had never worked on a robot before. They had simply cut his chestplates apart with shears to reach the circuitry they needed, and never mind about whatever ports already existed. Wires ran through ragged holes, and pools of solder made shiny welts and streaks of silver that looked uncomfortably like half-healed burns. Parts of both Cenack and the device were streaked in soot, and hot weld lines made jagged scars that stood out with eerie clarity.

Tag was not himself familiar with how Company robots were put together, but even from here he could see that the patch job lacked any of the finesse he’d seen in the Professor’s mechanics, and besides the Professor would know how to put the device in properly not - whatever the Void had happened to Cenack. Whoever had done this to his friend, Tag doubted the Professor was even aware it had happened - or that he would have okayed it being done to Cenack if he had known.

“I, I can’t turn it off. And I only got a second here to talk to you, 'cause I can feel the surge coming on, but.”

Tag could feel it too, the rising craving for power and the overwhelming numbness to any other feeling that was lurking at the bottom of Cenack’s mind. Time was definitely running out. Cenack pulled out the text Bryn had given him - Tag could see the words “User Manual” on the cover, though he was pretty sure they hadn’t found anything like that in the apartment - and waved it at him.

“With this I’ll be able to fix it.” Tag could feel the desperate hope in those two words - and the split second of crushing despair and betrayal as Cenack opened the book to see whatever Bryn had actually given him.

Then the feelings disappeared as the overwhelming hunger surged and the book turned to ash in Cenack’s hands. Tag reached out desperately as Cenack looked at him one last time, completely deadpan.

“The OSI device. It’s what everyone wants.”

Cenack took a step back through a portal that had opened silently directly behind him, and disappeared as it closed.

Tag let out a surprised breath as all the air was driven from his lungs again. Wherever Cenack had gone, it was beyond his psychic reach and the abrupt cessation of the link left Tag stretched out and completely open to the psychic phenomenon in the area. An area that had just weathered an explosion that completely destroyed one apartment building and condemned two others.

For a single, agonizing instant, he could feel it all. Terror washed through him, the stunned numbness of shock, the painful agony of denial, the raw anger that only barely coated panicky fear - all that poured into him and more before he could pull back behind his own psychic shields and Tag could feel tears stream down his face as he tried desperately to get his breath back.

He had to help. For the real Cenack, for the good people he knew, and for what he himself might have done if he’d given in to half-dad. He had to help.

Slowly, painfully, Tag rolled to his feet and walked into the rubble that used to be a building.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=260#p260 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:23:24 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=260#p260
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APARTMENT EXPLOSION KILLS ONE

Explosion Cause Unknown; One Dead, Dozens More Injured.
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Authorities Spend Hours Pulling Victims From Rubble.
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Company authorities were called out to the Quiet Arms last night on reports of someone disturbing the peace. What they found when they arrived was utter chaos.

Authorities arrived on the scene to find the Quiet Arms completely demolished - right on down to the foundations. Survivors were already beginning to stumble from the wreckage, and the Enforcer in charge of the scene wasted no time in directing rescue and evacuation efforts. Whatever destroyed the Quiet Arms also did significant damage to the two adjacent apartment buildings, rendering them dangerously unstable.

As the hours passed casualties mounted; more than twenty-seven people were taken to the local charity medical center, with five flown directly to the Company Critical Care unit in Midtown. As of the time of this article, only one death has been reported - one Phyllis Morelli, a long-standing pillar of the community and widow of the late Frank Morelli, alleged Don of the Morelli crime family who disappeared under mysterious circumstances more than twenty years ago.

Once all residents had been accounted for and first-response engineers declared the rubble stable, Company investigators began to canvas the scene. According to an anonymous source within the department, prior to the explosion there was some form of fire started in the garden behind the Quiet Arms. While the fire has been ruled out as a possible cause of the explosion, authorities are now considering whether the explosion was an accident…or an intentional act of sabotage.

When this reporter reached out to the Company Enforcer in charge of the investigation, one Carmine Draig, she said “If you don’t get that recorder out of my face, I will stuff it so far down your throat you’ll be [crapping] audio tape for a month.” No further comments were given, and the status of the investigation remains ongoing.

Buildings Take Brunt Of Damage

Both buildings to either side of the Quiet Arms have been condemned as unfit for habitation. More than three hundred people are currently displaced because of this tragedy; some have been put up in other Company bunkhouses, while most were left to fend for themselves. “I have no place to go, and they wouldn’t let me get any of my stuff. What am I supposed to now?” asks Leonard Corman, age 27, who was displaced from one of the damaged apartments.

Similar sentiments were collected from a number of other former residents. Company housing representatives released a blanket statement that all dispossessed persons could find lodging at Company wayhouses for reasonable rates until they found other long-term solutions.

Coming on the heels of three months of critical food shortages, this statement seems rather disingenuous and prompted only disgust amongst former residents. A number of them declined the Company’s offer and are currently unreachable for further comment.

An explosion with causes still unknown killed one and injured or maimed dozens of others. Company officials remain callous in the wake of such tragedy. Citizens outraged by Company treatment go off the grid. More information to come as case develops.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=261#p261 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:24:06 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=261#p261
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“Take that!”

Rex roared her challenge as she swept half a dozen Whitecoats into the air with one sweep of her repurposed pillar. This wasn’t her first time wading into battle in a construction mech, but it had been a while. Long enough that she’d forgotten the thrill of all that power at her command, certainly, and that feeling thrilled in her veins as she swung again. There was something clean about the rush of pitched battle; unlike the hazy murkiness of the political bullshit she’d been having to deal with since she landed, here she knew her enemy. They came at her head-on, and didn’t try and doubletalk her into thinking they were on her side - or that she was on theirs. This fight was the simple certainty of the blood in her ears, and the heft of the pillar in her mechanical hand.

Pitched battle had a certain rhythm to it, a flow that Rex was familiar with, and when the currents redirected unexpectedly she was already turning to face the new variable. Someone else was throwing Whitecoats, and the distance they were going meant that, whoever they were, they could be a serious threat even with her mechsuit. The Whitecoats - nerds one and all, armed with technology they thought would make up for their physical deficiencies - were scrambling to turn and face the threat. Fewer of them were trying to make it past Rex to the portal to the Phase State, but Rex wasn’t about to let any of them through and she tossed another three away into the rubble even as the new player crested the hill.

Rex felt almost giddy with relief and elation as a hulking purple figure became visible over the lip of the cratered ruins of the Summoner mansion. Puq’s huge fists swept scientists into the air left right and center, each ringing thud marked by one of his trademark phrases.

“Ooo, watch it! Happy landings! Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine! Whoops, little hard-”

Rex surged forward, clearing the thinning sea of Whitecoats between her and Puq with an ease that bordered on contemptuous; Maksha could hold the portal for a few moments.

“Puq!”

Her yell seemed to take Puq by surprise, but he didn’t resist when she swept him up into the arms of her construction mech. When Tag hadn’t been able to find a trace of Sam with his weird magic head stuff, Rex had gotten worried. When Jenny had failed to return…

Rex was used to losing people. Used to being the only one left standing out of a whole squadron. When things got bad, you sent Rex in because Rex was a survivor; she’d built her career on living through things that had killed other people - sometimes lots of other people. She’d learned long ago not to get attached to her teammates. She’d learned how to work with people, and how to set aside personal feelings and get the job done when those people were killed in the line of duty. She attended the mandatory funerals, and held her wakes in private when she needed to.

It wasn’t until she’d been assigned to Bryn and Tag and the Professor that she realized how lonely she’d been. How good it felt to let people get close, people she could - mostly - trust to handle whatever the mission threw at them and not die in the process. The Professor had gone his own way, and she had to respect him for that - especially as she’d gotten deeper into the Company. Sam, though - she’d thought Sam was cut from the same cloth as her. Tough. Independent. Willing to do whatever it took to get the mission done, and keep a professional distance on things.

They’d all wormed their ways into her heart, painful idealism and bitter cynicism giving way to something more comfortable, and to see Puq alive was pretty great.

A shout caught her attention, and she tore her eyes away from the purple-crystal grin on Puq’s face to look and see that the ridge he’d come over wasn’t empty. “Treats or trauma!” Yelled the first goon in a cheap suit as he lumbered over the hill. In his left hand he had a…cannoli? In his right hand, he had a gun. More and more of them poured over the hill, and she could see Puq’s fingerprints all over seasoned mobsters bringing food to a gunfight.

Still, if the Morellis were here, they could keep the Whitecoats busy enough to let Maksha hold the portal, a fact which suited Rex right on down to the ground. While it was kinda fun to throw people through the air, letting Bryn and Tag face C-NACK without her or Sam to help didn’t sound like a very good idea - especially since Bryn had already almost died once on her watch.

She turned, Puq seeming content to remain in her arms, and began lumbering at speed towards the portal. Maksha, using several Whitecoats and a goon as jumping-off points, landed in front of it well before Rex had covered half the distance. She put her had to her head as Rex picked up speed, and Rex could see her lips move. Whatever she said was lost to Rex over the roar of the battle, but the portal irised open just as Rex reached it so Rex could only assume she’d reached out to Ira on the other side.

Rex angled a little bit and used a piece of broken rubble as a ramp. One step, two, and on the third she pushed off as hard as she could, feeling the rubble give beneath the power inherent in the construction mech she was wearing. Still, it was enough to propel her into the dive she wanted, sliding neatly through a portal correctly sized for an average person but just a bit small to fit the mech through otherwise. As she passed through the portal she twisted, spinning Puq away so he could land on his feet while she pulled the mech into a diving roll that ended with her upright once again and facing a disgruntled-looking C-NACK pulling himself out of a pretty impressive crater in the ground.

The place they were in was…strange. It was definitely the leveled Summoner Mansion it had been outside of the portal, but it was even more so. Remnants of the structure lingered in the air, like the place hadn’t quite realized the palace was torn down. The colors were right, but also wrong; the ground was ground-colored, but that color was made up of streamers of a bunch of other colors that moved even as she looked at it. Reds and oranges mixed with greens and yellows to make the ground, blues and cyans made up the sky - but there was also blue in the ground and red in the sky and all of it was moving, all the time. Rex had a sneaking suspicion that if she could feel magic, this place would make a lot more sense - but she didn’t, so it didn’t.

“Oh. Oh no.”

It was quiet, on this side of the portal. The sounds of battle were still present but muted. Muffled. Tag’s soft words were plenty loud enough to be heard over the white noise of people dying.

Rex turned.

Puq was still smiling, but there was an edge to it that Rex didn’t like. Behind him was-

“Sam,” Rex breathed.

Sam hung in the air. Unlike the rest of this weird place, his colors didn’t move. Instead, his hair spread out from his head in a strange halo, almost like he was underwater. His coat, too, shifted around him strangely like he’d gone swimming in it. His hat was gone. A golden thread ran from his chest into Puq’s, holding him a few feet behind the crystal behemoth.

He wasn’t breathing.

Sam wasn’t breathing.

“Oh no.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=262#p262 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:24:44 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=262#p262
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MORELLI CRIMES EXPOSED!

Crime Family On Hook For 80 Years Back Taxes

An organization in booze, vice, drugs, and many such other acts deemed both illegal and immoral by the laws of Void, which Company enforcement claims has been transacting a business worth more than ten million credits a year - a supertrust operating with all the efficiency of the Company itself - came under siege yesterday as Company enforcers raided thousands of establishments simultaneously.

Acting on reports from an anonymous source which released all of the Morelli financial records out into the Void Wide Web, Company officials wasted no time in organizing the mass arrest and incarceration of every member they could find of the Morelli organization. The first raids began less than an hour after the release, and netted most of the higher leadership. Umberto “Mumbles” Morelli, current head of the Morelli Family, and several other high-ranking Morelli Family members were spotted being loaded into Company vehicles.

Once the Company had the leadership in custody, they moved on to the next steps. Three more hours of quiet heralded the biggest simultaneous Company action in history. Millions of Company Enforcers were deployed to hundreds of thousands of Morelli-run establishments. Tens of thousands of bars and bordellos, pawnshops and pillboxes, sweatshops and swanky clubs stand closed this evening as entire staffs were rounded up into Company vehicles.

Charges To Be Determined

While the Company has more than enough evidence of tax evasion to put away the upper management for a very long time, that may not be the end of the Morellis’ troubles. Already some of the lower-tier goons have started singing about the things they’ve been ordered to do in exchange for reduced sentences. One Morelli associate, who declined to be named in this article, told reporters “If they’s inside, then I don’ wanna be inside wit’ ‘em. An’ if I’m not in wit’ 'em, they’s not gonna catch me.” Similar sentiments were expressed by a number of other men nearby.

Company enforcement declined to comment, going so far as to destroy several recording devices presented by members of the press. Still, while tax evasion is not a capital charge, the testimony so far provided warrants more serious charges. Several experts on the subject have gone so far as to opine that charges might be leveled under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization Act. While those laws have been on the books for almost a century, actually bringing enough evidence to prove their violation is a mug’s game. Still, with testimony provided, such charges may indeed be brought.

Some Leadership Still At Large

While the first raids netted a majority of Morelli leadership, three of the biggest names remain at large. Don Tolomeo Morelli, head of the alcohol and drug portion of the Morelli empire, slipped his cuffs and disappeared into the sewers. Company enforcers are confident in their ability to recapture the Don, but to date he remains at large.

Don Salvo Morelli, head of the fences and thieves, was last seen climbing out onto the balcony of his fifteenth-story apartment. When Company enforcers went out on the balcony in hot pursuit, the Don had completely disappeared. Subsequent searches of the apartments above, below, and around, also failed to turn up any traces of the wily Don. Anyone with information regarding his whereabouts is encouraged to submit a statement to Company headquarters.

The third and final member of the Morelli leadership to remain at large is none other than Mumbles’ daughter and heir, Sofia Morelli. She was not with her father when he was taken into custody, nor was she at any of the other Morelli establishments in the district. Her capture is a priority for the Company, and they have issued a several-million credit reward for information leading to her arrest. She is to be considered armed and extremely dangerous.

Power Vacuum

With the Morelli crime syndicate in ruins, other gangs have already started to migrate into the gaps left behind. Tamila Ibragimova and her band of miscreants have already clashed with the Aros clan for control of the northernmost portions of the City. Harvey Vaughan is rumored to have staked his claim on the factory districts, and the Bärlocher Bunch moved south to take the Pleasure District by storm.

Chaos abounds, and the Company is already trying to beat back the flames. Precincts have been assigned extra staff to try and deal with the fighting in the streets, and anyone causing trouble can expect to find themselves sharing a cell with a Morelli - a dicey proposition at the best of times. A curfew has been enacted, and citizens are encouraged to stay off the streets until the fighting dies down.

The Scales of Justice

While everyone in custody is technically entitled to a formal hearing, many of the Morellis are trying to cut deals to avoid that. Mass indictments for the low-level associates are expected to come down in the next week. Mid-tier associates will also receive a mass indictment with more serious charges once it is determined what those charges will be. Morelli upper-level management and leadership will be handled on a case-by-case basis.

If any of the Morelli Family choose to go through with a hearing, they may spend up to five years incarcerated before they get it. With a heavy caseload at the best of times, the judicial system is currently threatening to buckle under the current deluge. A number of judges and lawyers were also picked up on evidence in the Morelli ledgers, and their absence only creates more backlog. If things get too heavy, however, other judiciary systems on the other planets have already volunteered to send what judges they can spare to speed up the hearings process.

As the sun sets on a new and exciting chapter in Void planet history, one thing is crystal clear; when it comes to taxes, crime really should pay.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=263#p263 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:25:39 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=263#p263
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It’s a dark night in the city that never sleeps.

There are noises in the distance, the sounds of revelry and business and factories that ran twenty-four hours a day, but in this section there’s a tense sort of silence. The kind of silence that happens because people are afraid of what’ll happen if they make noise, if they draw attention to themselves. Not even Company enforcement cars prowl these streets, most of them too busy hunting their prey elsewhere.

Just one cruiser pulls slowly down the lane, only the dimmest of lights on as it creeps further and further into a neighborhood where its compatriots had howled at high speeds not hours before. Eventually it stops, about halfway down the block, and the lights on the front of it go out. A dark figure climbs out of the front seat and walks around to the back. It opens the door and roughly hauls a taller figure out; a flash of silver cuffs catches the streetlights as the taller figure stumbles under the force of the yank.

The shorter figure doesn’t wait for the taller figure to catch its balance, however, merely hauling the taller figure so roughly that it has no choice but to follow. The two make their uneven way a few steps further up the block and dip into an alleyway. The shorter figure slams the taller one up against the wall not far down from the mouth of the alleyway.

“The void did I tell you? The void were you thinkin’? Joinin’ up wit’ the Morellis, and now look atcha!”

“Least I didn’t join the Voiddamn Company, the void wit’ me! The void wit’ you! What’d Ma say?”

“The void do you care! We was starvin’ and there weren’t no more jobs to get! You knew the Morellis was bad news, and you went wit ‘em anyways!”

“A job’s a job, and it’s not like they got you doin’ any different 'n me. Sendin’ you all goons to pick us all up like you was better or somethin’. Whatcha gonna do now, break both my legs? What’s Ma gonna say when she hears about what they got you doin’?”

A long silence stretches, broken only by the sound of heavy breathing.

“Ma…”

“No.”

Another long pause.

“What. Happened.”

“I told you. There weren’t no more jobs be had. So I joined up, but they wasn’t paying much 'cause everyone was joinin’ up.”

“So, what, you ain’t scrounge enough?”

“Me? ME?! The void were you doin’?! You never come home! For all we knew you was DEAD!

“Yeah, well, I ain’t! An so help me, if you left Ma out to dry 'cause you was the one working…”

The meaty thud of a fist hitting a face echoes down the alley.

“Don’t you DARE say that ta me again! I went to work like to collapsin’ I was so hungry, just to make sure Ma had enough!”

“So what, you expect me ta believe Ma died what, a natural causes?”

A gusty sigh winds its way down the alley.

“You…You know Ma. Knew Ma. She ain’t never let a kid go hungry in her life. Morrises, three doors down, just had their new kid right before all this shit started.”

“Void. What’s that make, four?”

“Five. Two cute little boys and three pretty little girls - and they still got 'em, every one. Ma…”

“She didn’t.”

“Fuck you, you know she did.”

“That ain’t fair. Ain’t right.”

“Like you know anythin’ about fair. Or right.”

A big sniff echoes loudly down the alley.

“It was the day the shield went down, can you believe it? I’d just heard the news over the wireless. Peoples was dancin’ in the streets. I asked to go home a little early, make sure Ma knew the news. When I got home, she was sittin’ in that rockin’ chair Dad got for her for their weddin’ - you know, the one made a’ real wood from Bloom. By the time I got there she was already stiff but - smilin’. She musta known.”

Void. I’m-”

Don’t say you’re sorry. I told you, you knew, you coulda come home at ANY TIME. Don’t you dare say you’re sorry now. Not after joinin’ the Morellis. Not after missin’ the funeral. Don’t you dare.

Silence reigns for a long moment.

“So, what, you gonna kill me? Gonna off your older brother too on orders from on high?”

“No.”

“No?”

“No. ’M tired a killin’. ’M tired a bein’ someone Ma’d be ashamed of. Soonest I do this, I’m turnin’ in my notice.”

“…What’re you gonna do?”

The shorter figure draws a Void blaster and calmly shoots the wall beside the taller figure’s head. The shot echoes loudly up and down the alley, and the silence seems to become even deeper afterward as if anyone who had even been thinking about motion dismisses the thought.

“You’s dead. I did what they said. Arrest all known associates of the Morellis, or kill 'em if they won’t come peaceable. So you’s dead.”

“What-”

A soft rustling noise stops the question in its tracks.

“These is new papers. New name, new life. You couldn’t be bothered to keep up wit’ your old one, and Ma’d be even more disappointed in us if we killed each other. So you take these, and you go down to the docks, and you get on the first ship outta here and you don’t never come back, you hear? If I hear you’s back in the City - any part a’ the City - I’ll find you and kill you myself. You wanted not to be part a this family so bad, well. You ain’t any more.”

The click of handcuffs releasing is loud in the still night.

Silence reigns for a long few seconds.

“Maybe you’re right, maybe I ain’t got the right to be sorry about leavin’, about not comin’ back, about thinkin’ I had more time. But. I’m sorry for your loss. And…thanks.”

“Go to the Void. And don’t come back.”

The taller figure darts out of the alley and down the street, rapid footsteps fading into the labyrinthine streets. Another loud sniff comes from the alley.

“Wherever you are, Ma, I hope you’re finally proud of me.”

The shorter figure walks out of the alley and slowly gets into the Company cruiser. Lights off, it pulls away from the curb and into the night.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=264#p264 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:29:09 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=264#p264
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Tag was dreaming.

Again.

He looked around at the black space that enveloped the small pillar of light he stood in and hung his head. It had taken him a long time to fall asleep after - well. After. Puq’s smiling face felt like it was indelibly etched on the inside of his eyelids and every time Tag closed his eyes he could see the elemental asking him to carry his best wishes back to Sam, and to look after the man. It hurt, gnawing on his heart with a dull agony, and he’d spent a long time jerking awake to find himself reaching for someone who wasn’t there anymore - not in the real world, not in the phase state.

Tag hadn’t been alone in his grief; Sam had kicked them all out of the inner office when Rex wouldn’t stop breaking his filing cabinets, and even after that she’d been prowling the walls of the outer office restlessly with a glint in her eyes and new tracks on her cheeks every time she turned around. Bryn had been quieter, more withdrawn - she’d chosen to simply sit at Jenny’s desk while the older woman followed Rex around to keep more filing cabinets from being smashed - but Tag could feel the storm of her emotions through the bond. The pain of loss, the grief at Puq’s choice - and the overwhelming guilt at her part in it. A guilt that Tag shared; he’d been there, he’d watched the power flow from Puq into Sam as he guided it to make sure nothing went astray. Puq’s life had been in his hands and now Puq was-

Tag shut the thought down with a heavy sigh, looking at the blank dreamscape that certainly wasn’t his own wearily. “What do you want,” he asked, not bothering to disguise the exhaustion in his voice. “What is so important you couldn’t let me sleep.”

He was beyond the point of surprise, but the fact that his voice didn’t echo even the slightest bit made him sigh again. Apparently whatever the Void had dragged him here wasn’t feeling chatty this time.

A light came up slowly in front of him, illuminating two dogs as they walked side-by-side through a barren, rocky wasteland. Though he didn’t feel any temperature changes to the dreamscape around him, the light beat down on the scene relentlessly above and heat shimmers distorted parts of the land. The rocks were all a uniform shade of grey, and it was only by the shadows they cast that he could see any texture at all.

The two dogs were as different as night and day. The smaller one had a dusty tan hide, worn to baldness in patches that complemented its ragged ears. The scars of a lifetime decorated its flank, but its warm brown eyes were sweeping the area vigilantly.

By contrast, the older one was clearly only half-grown. Its hide was nearly black and unmarked, smooth and glossy with the bloom of youth and health. Then, too, its paws and ears were still yet too big for it - not by much, but it still needed to finish growing into its limbs. It gamboled around the older dog who snapped and growled at it whenever it got too annoying. Still, the snaps never caught anything but air and the growls never progressed to more violence.

Still, it was clear that the environment was hard on the older dog. As the light grew brighter, its snaps grew less frequent, its growls unfocused. It seemed more content to let the younger dog do as it wished, whether that was leading the little pack of two along their path, or rushing off to the side to investigate something that had caught its interest. It wasn’t long after that that the older dog stumbled, panting. The younger dog rushed to its side, whining, and supported the older dog for a few more steps.

It wasn’t enough, and the older dog collapsed.

The younger, larger dog began whining frantically, shoving at the older dog with its snout and licking its face.

The older dog did not move.

The younger dog grabbed the older dog by the scruff of the neck and began dragging it forward along the path.

Still the older dog did not move.

The younger dog dropped the older dog and looked around for a few moments before howling miserably to the merciless light above. Nothing answered, and the younger dog ended its howl with a huff. It looked aruond once more before leaning down and biting into its own foreleg.

Blood dripped freely from the wound, in a way that didn’t quite look right to Tag’s eyes. It made a small red river from the younger dog’s leg to the older dog’s muzzle.

The older dog stirred.

A long pink tongue flicked out to lap up the moisture.

As Tag watched, the younger dog grew weaker as the older dog grew stronger, each pump of blood giving rise to another lap of a red-stained tongue. The younger dog lay down, panting heavily, as the flow of blood began to slow. When the flow stopped, so did the younger dog’s heavy pants and for a moment the only sound was the older dog’s strained breathing.

Finally, the older dog rolled to its feet and shook itself briskly before barking once.

It cocked its head, but no answer came.

It barked again, louder this time.

The younger dog did not respond.

The older dog began racing to and fro, barking desperately as it sniffed here and there. Tag was confused for a moment; could it not see the corpse of the younger dog right there? Could it not see its friend lying unmoving in the sand?

Whether the dog could or couldn’t see the younger dog’s body, it eventually stopped barking. It stood silent for a long moment, ears perked and crooked tail at attention, before sighing heavily. Ears and tail drooping, it made its way silently out of the beam of light that illuminated the scene and left the corpse of its fellow lying on the hard, hot stones.

Even as Tag watched, however, time began passing in the illuminate scene before him. The light flickered between day and night, and the hard, unforgiving stone weathered gently to something softer. But what really arrested Tag’s attention was the corpse of the younger dog.

At first, it seemed like nothing was happening to it, but as he watched it seemed to sigh. The corpse rotted slowly, gasses forcing it to expand before the hide split and it collapsed in on itself. Fur fell in, soft tissues degraded, and the white gleam of bone peeked out from underneath everything before time seemed to slow again. A pile of heavy black dirt had somehow accumulated underneath the skeleton that marked the final resting place of the younger dog, and Tag opened his mouth to demand what the hell was going on in front of him.

Something moved in the pile of dirt.

Tag stared as green shoots began pushing their way up through the rich loam that had become of the younger dog’s flesh. Faster and faster, a spreading carpet of grass eased the already-worn edges of the hard grey stone, and larger plants made themselves known over the tops of those shoots. A dizzying array of flowers opened before his eyes, turning the macabre scene into something much more peaceful. Even the light gentled as the greenery spread, softening its harsh rays and letting the heat shimmers dissipate in a fresh breeze that set the flowers waving gently.

A single shoot continued to grow, straight up through the midsection of the skeleton. Taller and taller it became, thickening and turning brown as more and more branches sprouted off of it. Tag squinted as the bark roughened and settled, whorls forming on the surface. It almost looked like the younger dog, the rough bark forming the glossy fur as creases in the tree’s trunk became the gentle face and wagging tail. The longer Tag watched, the more he could see the younger dog running over and around the tree until finally it, too, stopped growing, its spreading branches sheltering the ground underneath. On the one hand, it looked like a tree; on the other, Tag could see how a fork in the trunk made the younger dog’s ears, a small knot its wet nose, a gnarled bump its sitting haunches - a waving branch its tail.

The light above winked out, and Tag reached up to feel the tears running from his eyes.

“What-” he paused to clear his throat, vocal cords tight around some unknown obstruction. “What do you mean?”

Once again, his words fell flatly into the silence, not even the slightest trace of echo bringing them back to him. Another light flickered on, dimmer than any other he’d seen in this dreamscape, an illuminated a book sitting on a white pedestal. Uncertainly, Tag stepped forward and picked up the book; the title was in a language he couldn’t read, and when he touched it it fell open to a pair of Void-purple pages emblazoned with white text. Though slightly different than the title, he still couldn’t read the words written in two columns across the pages, with a third column seeming reserved for bunches of symbols scribbled aimlessly across it.

As he watched, a string of symbols disappeared from one column to reappear in the column full of random symbols, where it slowly broke apart until he couldn’t tell where the sequence had been anymore. The random symbols column continued to move, and as he watched a new string of symbols gradually assembled itself before disappearing from the pool of random symbols and appearing in the third column - the one with the fewest strings of symbols in it.

Tag watched more strings of symbols disappear, reappear, disassemble, and assemble themselves before finally closing the book and setting it back down on the pedestal - which immediately vanished in such a way that made him wonder whether or not he was ever supposed to have looked at it in the first place.

The darkness around him began to dissolve as Tag felt the dreamscape’s hold on him lessen. A surge of desperation had him stepping forward, clinging onto the remnants with a strength he didn’t he possessed.

“Will Puq be okay?!” He shouted, not caring as the tattered dreamscape let the sound escape into the real world as well.

There was a pause.

Okay

Okay

Okay


The echo was the last thing he heard as the dream dissolved completely and the light of the waking world filled his eyes.
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Sam leaned back in his chair and gazed at the glass of whiskey in his hand.

He’d banished the other three to the outer office with Jenny when the noise got to be too much. The Puq had been their friend too, and none of them were taking it well; he didn’t blame them, but he also couldn’t take the volume and so he’d sent them out. Jenny had given him the nod before closing the door - she’d make sure they stayed out for a while.

Strong, dependable Jenny. He didn’t deserve her, he really didn’t; he’d seen the file floppy in his computer when he’d come in, the one she was only supposed to use if he was dead. Of course, now that he was alive again it put a huge target on his back until the government dealt with the Morellis, but he couldn’t find it within himself to care. He owed them for dying in the first place, and especially owed them for the Puq’s choice. Not the choice he made - for all Sam wasn’t the best guy, he’d never cheapen the other being’s choice like that - but the fact that he’d had to make a choice at all. That- that Sam owed the Morellis for.

We got it wrong every time.

Sam took a sip of his whiskey and grimaced; it didn’t taste quite right, but then he wasn’t drinking it for the taste. His alternate self, the one he’d spoken to in that weird fracture in time and space, had been right on the money. Sophia Morelli had been one hell of a dame, and he’d loved her more than was probably wise, given her family. He’d been crazy about her in the beginning, and she him - but it hadn’t lasted. They’d gotten married, sure, but barely a year in and she’d been trying to make him into someone he wasn’t - and then stepping out when he refused to compromise himself.

Maybe he could’ve made some concessions, made it last a little longer - but looking back on it, she was always going to leave him. The other two hadn’t been quite so dramatic, but he hadn’t been able to make them happy in the end either.

We got it wrong every time.

Every choice he’d made for love had come back around to bite him, one way or another. Going to Sophia had always been a gamble; he’d hoped that their past relations would be enough to bring the Morellis around to help with C-NACK88. He hadn’t exactly bargained on seeing Sophia herself there, but he couldn’t deny that his heart had clenched a little when she’d walked into the room. Just as beautiful as he remembered her, with a presence that couldn’t be denied. Not that Sam would be one to deny her anything, though he’d foolishly thought that negotiating with her would give him a better shot at getting co-operation from the Morellis.

He hadn’t even seen the goon walking up behind him; the black bag and blow to the head combination had come as a complete surprise. And yet some part of him hadn’t been ready to believe she’d actually do it, even after he woke up on the pier with his hands tied and a box of lead chained to one ankle. He grimaced and took another slug of his whiskey; the memory of the sickly panic crawling up his throat as he’d realized what she meant to do still made his hands shake if he thought about it too hard. Ever since his first trip to the Water planet, he’d always figured it would be what killed him.

And, on some level, he’d always figured it would be the Morellis who did the deed; he slid his eyes over to the now-defunct floppy disc. He wouldn’t have made the thing if he didn’t think the Family would need taking down a peg or twenty at some point, but he’d kind of figured on not being there to see it happen. There was something satisfying about the idea of the Morellis going up in smoke in front of his eyes, but deep down he knew that just meant someone else would rise up to take their place.

He hadn’t really planned on being around to see that either, but then it seemed like he hadn’t planned on a lot of things. Especially not the giant purple dumbass attached to his heart choosing Sam’s life over his own.

Sam drained his glass and poured himself another, tears stinging at his eyes as the thought was met with only silence. He’d never thought he’d get used to it, to the constant companionship and commentary from his…friend wasn’t a strong enough word, and soulmate was just a bullshit phrase that dime-novel romance serials used in place of people actually liking each other. The Puq had been his better half for less than a year, and while Sam hadn’t been very happy about the situation in the beginning, the Puq had never been anything less than a cheerful ray of sunshine the entire time he’d known him.

Even in the very beginning, when they couldn’t really communicate with each other very well and Sam had snarled and fought and denied the Puq access to the physical world at every chance he got, the spriggan hadn’t blamed him for it. Hadn’t gotten mad about it. And when the scientist had finally let them start really, properly talk to one another on Water, the first thing the Puq had done was forgive him for being an asshole about the whole thing. Neither of them had chosen their situation, and beating each other up over it was simply a waste of time and energy.

We got it wrong every time.

And that really was the kicker, wasn’t it. Sam stared moodily into his glass, swirling the amber liquid around the sides without sloshing it over. Neither of them had chosen the other, not in the beginning. The Company had been experimenting on every test subject it could get its hands on without anyone raising a stink, and they were the only survivors. If Sam hadn’t been caught, they would have never met, as simple as that.

And yet, the Puq did choose. When the time came, when it was Sam’s life or his - he chose. Sam wouldn’t demean his choice by saying it was the wrong one; if their positions had been reversed, he’d’ve made the same call. Every time, and without hesitation, Sam would have given up his own life for the Puq’s.

But the cards hadn’t fallen that way, and now Sam was sitting here alone with a drink in his hand and a hole in his heart and head where an immortal being made of purple-black crystal had once resided. No quiet remarks, no suggestions about what to do next; if he hadn’t been so damn determined to live and make sure the Puq’s deal was worth it, the silence might just be what killed him. The Puq’s absence was like the first time Sam’d lost a tooth; a gaping hole that he couldn’t ignore, probing it constantly with his mind and feeling it bleed every time he did so.

The Puq had chosen, eyes wide open, to give Sam his life. He’d thought that a three-times-divorced semi-alcoholic gumshoe from a planet with over a billion residents was worth giving up the rest of eternity. He’d kept his choice from the team, and when the time had come he’d gone willingly to…whatever came next for spriggans.

We got it wrong every time.

None of Sam’s ex-wives would have made that choice. He wouldn’t have wanted them to, even if they were presented with it; if it was their lives or his, he would always have picked theirs. None of the people Sam had chosen to associate with over his life would have made that choice, either. They weren’t bad people; most of them were pretty solidly decent folk who’d made the best of the situation the City had to offer them.

Maybe Sam hadn’t always made the right choices. Maybe he never had. Maybe the one he didn’t choose was the one who loved him best. Maybe it wasn’t the ones he’d picked, it was the one who’d picked him.

We got it wrong every time.


Sam looked down into his glass of whiskey, watching the liquid settle until he could see his own face reflected back in the dim lights of the inner office and feeling the tracks of fresh tears down his cheeks.

“This time,” he told his reflection “we got it right.
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Minerva Cain - Minnie, to her friends and workers - looked out over her bar with satisfaction.

It wasn’t the biggest bar on Void, nor the prettiest - but it wasn’t the dump Minnie had bought for a song, either. She’d sunk nearly all her savings into buying and rehabbing the place, and it looked like her work was about to start paying off. The crowd in the bar wasn’t exactly bustling, but it was still pretty sizable for a midweek day and not terribly rowdy.

Normally she’d have one of a half-dozen or so college kids sitting in the corner and playing whatever instrument they happened to be studying that semester - though she had told the kid studying bagpipes to either find another instrument or find another job - to provide the kind of ambience the building seemed suited for. She’d tried canned music for the first couple months but the acoustics had been all flat and no matter what it was, the music she’d played over the speakers ended up grating on the ear. So she’d re-balanced her budget and reached out to the local college to find some players who didn’t mind shit pay for doing something they would be doing anyway.

Tonight, though, was something different. One of her bartenders had come to her with the idea of “open mic nights,” letting anyone off the street have their shot at playing for at least a couple hours. She’d spoken with the rest of her crew and when they all had agreed it wasn’t a half-bad idea, she’d given it the go-ahead. No charge to play, but the house got half the tips and reserved the right to stop any performance at any time for any reason. She hadn’t had anyone try and get cute about that yet, but tonight was only the third open mic night since she’d inaugurated the practice.

Currently a half-decent violinist was sawing their way through a rendition of I Left My Love On Bloom that would have been utterly forgettable if the performer hadn’t managed to ruin the softest passages with a persistent squeaking. There were a few more hopefuls with cases on their tables and drinks in their hands, so Minnie hadn’t bothered to call a stop to the violin - one of the others would step up soon enough. Instead, she’d taken the place of one of the bartenders and sent him around to check on the patrons, make sure they were still satisfied and cut off anyone who needed cutting off.

She’d just finished pulling a half-dozen pints for a large table when a man came up and sat at the bar. The most immediately arresting thing about him was his hair; snow-white, it fell around his head like a cloud. Minnie sent the pints off with one of the waitresses and walked up to him, wiping off her hands on a towel. Closer to, he didn’t look that old; there were lines on his face - laughter, mostly, but also pain and grief - but he didn’t hold himself like an old man and his hands were still strong where they gripped the handle of an instrument case.

“Can I get you anything?” she asked, hands already going for the order book in her apron. She pulled it out, along with her stylus, and looked up to meet his eyes.

His eyes.

Where his hair marked him as old and his hands marked him as young, his eyes marked him as ancient. Minnie had met a lot of people - men, women, neither, both, other - in her time as first a bartender and then a bar owner, but she had never seen eyes like his. They weren’t magnetically stuck to her cleavage like so many other people’s were but looked at her steadily, and she could almost feel the weight of the years in his gaze. He looked old - but more than that, he looked tired, tired in a way Minnie had the gut feeling she never wanted to understand.

He responded politely and Minnie blinked, shaking herself out of her transfixation. “Sorry, didn’t catch that, you’d like…?”

His eyes crinkled a little but he didn’t laugh, a fact she found obscurely sad. “Two shots of whiskey, please, and a glass of water.”

She raised her eyebrow. “Two shots? Not a double?”

He nodded firmly. “Two shots. Separate glasses.”

Minnie shrugged and jotted it down for the system before reaching down and pulling two shot glasses out from under the bar and lining them up neatly in front of him. She raised an eyebrow at him as she half-turned towards the shelves of liquor behind the bar. “What kind of whiskey do you want? We got Bloom, we got Void, we got Lightning if you like static, I think I might even have a little bottle from Fire if that’s your taste-”

“Void. Cheapest rotgut Void you have,” he said, cutting across her spiel firmly but not rudely.

Minnie felt her eyebrow try and climb higher. “You sure? The stuff I got here’ll strip the enamel off your teeth and the lining out your stomach.”

He smiled a crooked smile at her, and she felt her heart clench inexplicably. “Sounds perfect.”

She shrugged and turned away from the displayed shelves of booze, instead reaching underneath the bar for a cheap, unlabeled brown bottle. The cap twisted off easily and she poured him his two shots neatly, making sure not to spill a drop on the bar top. She was pretty sure it wouldn’t actually eat through the composite, but better safe than sorry. The fumes were strong enough to make her glad of her precision anyway, and the old man got a nostalgic gleam in his eye as he grabbed one of the glasses and sniffed it.

“Yeah, that’s the stuff. How much?” He set the glass down again and fixed her with his penetrating gaze. Minnie shrugged.

“Call it on the house. I can get more of this stuff cheaper than I can get clean water piped down here.”

He pursed his lips for a moment before nodding to her and picking up one of the glasses. “To absent friends,” he intoned, and downed the glass in one smooth, unflinching gulp. He didn’t even cough afterwards, and Minnie had to be impressed. She’d tried at least a glass of every booze she stocked at one point or another, and that one never failed to make her try and hack up a lung when it hit bottom.

He set the glass down gently, but didn’t reach for either the other shot or the glass of water Minnie had added to his collection. Instead, he looked around at the crowd, eyes lingering on the other people nursing drinks and holding their instrument cases. When he spoke, it was without turning back to look at Minnie. “I remember this place having an open mic night. Looks like that’s still true.”

Minnie cocked her head. “Actually, it’s a new thing I’m trying. One of my crew recommended it to me, and this is the third time we’ve had it going.” A particularly heinous squeak of the violin made her cringe and the old man winced. “It’s gone better.”

Now the old man turned back to her, both eyebrows raised. “I remember I used to come here…probably more regularly than I should have, and play the mic. Didn’t Nico tell you when she sold you the place?”

Minnie’s brow wrinkled as she tried to remember. The name sounded familiar, but…“Nico Yelleuw? The lady who got murdered here?”

That got the old man’s attention, and his gaze snapped to hers as his brows furrowed. “What do you mean, murdered?” Both his hands were on the bar now, framing his collection of glasses. There was a tension to them, a readiness - but one Minnie suspected would not be aimed at her.

She shrugged. “Yeah, like fifty or sixty years ago or something. Supposedly some guy hopped up on the wrong prescription tore his way in after hours and wrecked both her and the bar.”

His lips compressed to a thin line. “What happened after?”

Minnie shook her head. “Way I heard it, they strung the guy’s doctor up in the courts and the guy himself headed off-planet ‘cause he couldn’t stand to be in the City any more. This place ended up getting sold to the City, who used it as a shelter for a bit until they didn’t need so many, then they sold it off to private interests.” She gestured vaguely at the well-disguised chinks in the wall where the main room had been portioned up before she’d renovated it.

“It’s been a cafe, a youth center, offices, you name it this place has probably been it. Nothing lasted more than a couple years, and by the time I bought it it was pretty much abandoned. I fixed it up, and well,” she waved to the room. Maybe it wasn’t the noisiest, busiest bar available, maybe it didn’t have a gimmick or a fancy set of rules for entry, but by the Void it was hers.

The old man shifted back on his stool, tension going out of his frame. One hand drifted down to the battered old instrument case as sorrow creased his expression. “I knew Nico would have sold the place by now, thought the new name was just part of that but - damn.” He heaved a sigh that seemed to come from the depths of his soul. “You’ve done good with the place, kid,” he said frankly.

Minnie preened, just a little. “Thanks, doll.” She nodded to the case under his hand. “You planning on taking the stage tonight?”

He looked down, like he’d forgotten it was even there. He picked the case up in both hands and opened it up to reveal the brown-black wood and silver finishings of a clarinet. “Yeah. Yeah, I think I would.”

He sounded older in that moment than he had for the entire rest of their conversation, and her heart went out to him. “I’ll let the crew know, soon as the violin’s done it’s your turn,” she told him, and he shook his head.

“Nah, there were other people here before me, let them go first.”

It was Minnie’s turn to shake her head. “Nuh-uh. I own this bar, and what I say goes.” Besides, something in her gut told her that while the other musicians would have other chances to play on her small stage, the man in front of her would not pass this way again. It was something in how he’d reacted to the story about Yelleuw; his face didn’t look old enough to have known her personally but his eyes said otherwise.

He held up his hands, surrendering with a small smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. “Far be it for me to tell a lady how to run her own bar.”

“Damn straight,” Minnie retorted, unable to repress her own smile. She nodded to the old man and stepped off to let her crew know about the change in line up and deal with anything that had come up during her conversation.

Things had, of course - a patron had complained, one of the kegs was running low, several bottles had been emptied and needed to be replaced, and so on - and Minnie lost track of time as she immersed herself in making certain things were running smoothly. It wasn’t until an odd kind of hush spread across the bar that she remembered the old man and his clarinet.

When she looked over, he had indeed taken the stage. He’d pulled one of the tall stools they kept for performers up and was seated on it comfortably, like he’d always belonged there. There was something arresting about him, despite there being nothing overtly remarkable about his appearance. His clothes were quality, though worn to the point they looked like they’d fit no-one else. His shock of white hair gleamed in the track lighting, but that wasn’t it either.

Whatever it was, by the time he lifted the clarinet to his lips for the first note, everyone’s eyes had fixed on him and most of the regular noise in the bar had died out. It was as if everyone was holding their breaths, waiting for something.

And then he began to play.

He wasn’t a virtuoso by any means, one of those geniuses who could take an instrument and make it do things nobody would have believed them able to do. No, what captured the ear was the emotion. A river of notes carrying a sweet, elegiac sadness that took your breath away. A bittersweet, rueful riff, the understanding of regret stood like a rock in the flow, causing the song to curve around it, and it carried them all along with it.

Minnie couldn’t say how long the song lasted, only that when it was done did she come back to herself. She could feel the tracks of tears on her cheeks, and a glance around was enough to show her that she wasn’t the only one. Wiping her face discreetly, she had to jostle one of the waitresses to get her to take a glass of water over to the performance table. The woman started and hurried off, glass clutched like a lifeline in her hands. Before she could quite reach the table, however, the old man started the next song. This one was a little happier and a lot more wistful, and Minnie found herself blinking back tears once again.

It went like that for the entire night. Nobody left, and conversation was kept to quiet murmurs between neighbors. When the late shift arrived, the evening shift simply took off their aprons and sat at the bar, spellbound. Hours and hours past closing, and still the bar was open. People had fallen asleep at their tables, but not nearly as many as stayed awake and silent, listening to the music.

Finally, when the first rays of dawn were beginning to peek through the front window, the old man finished his last song and stood up off the stool with a fluidity Minnie would not have thought possible after spending so many hours in one position. She stared glassily, feeling almost drunk as he carefully and meticulously cleaned every section of the clarinet before nestling it back in its case. The clunk as he closed the lid, followed by the twin snaps of the latches, was enough to make her flinch in surprise, and she blinked herself a little more coherent as he walked over to the bar and set the case on top.

“Hey.”

His voice was almost unbearably gentle, and she couldn’t find it anywhere inside herself to summon up a smile as she walked over to him.

“What can I do?” That wasn’t quite the question she’d wanted to ask, but it was the one that had come out and it made his eyes crinkle at the corners.

“I’m going to leave this here; think you could find a home for it?” His voice was still that quiet, inexorable tone of gentle that nearly had her agreeing without thinking about what he was asking.

Nearly.

She blinked and shook her head, forcing her eyes to focus on him. “You sure?” she asked, still keeping her voice down.

He nodded, an odd light in his eyes. “I’m sure.”

She nodded back and reached out to put her hand on the case. “I promise I’ll find someone.”

He let out a long breath - not quite a sigh of relief, but in the same neighborhood. “Good,” he said. “Good.”

He nodded to her one last time and walked out onto streets free of garbage, where the wind whispered through large trees and children went about without fear. They were quiet in the early morning light, and she watched his departing form for a long time before looking back to the case still under her hand.

It couldn’t be that hard to learn, could it?

Slowly taking the case in both hands, she walked back to her office and fell asleep clutching it like a lifeline.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=267#p267 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:34:08 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=267#p267
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Void Jumpers fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=268#p268
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Tag stood at the window of his room and looked out at the rain falling gently on the grounds outside.

The subdued light highlighted the silver of his hair, and he sighed as he rubbed at his left arm. He’d known hours before the clouds had started to scud across the sky that it would rain today; the old break in his left forearm had started to ache painfully mid-morning and probably wouldn’t let up until the rain had passed. He walked over to a handsome rocking chair set in front of the fireplace in his room and sat down with a huff as his knees objected. It wouldn’t be long before his spine joined in on the chorus but for now he could relax some and enjoy the warmth of the fire in the hearth.

“I never thought I’d get this far,” he remarked to seemingly thin air.

“Thin air” rippled and pulled apart to reveal a tall figure shrouded in black veils and clad in shining silver armor. A shining silver crown crested the figures head, and its hands were empty. It walked over to stand beside Tag, unseen face also pointed toward the fireplace.

“I had never quite considered the possibility either,” his father said quietly, voice barely louder than the rain outside. He didn’t sound sad, exactly, though there was a note of wonder in that statement. If Tag had to guess, the best fit would be melancholy - though that was not quite it either.

Still, Tag could appreciate the sentiment and he felt his eyes crinkle as he smiled up at his dad. “What, never thought I wouldn’t accidentally trip and fall and break my neck before I got old?” he asked, unable to resist poking fun at the sober figure beside him. Asahel had done the best he could when he was making Tag, but Tag had never been graceful no matter how old he’d gotten. He still tripped over door frames and knocked his hips against anything even remotely the right height - only now, the bruises didn’t fade quite so quickly and spread larger than when he had been a young man.

His dad was quiet for a moment before responding, his tone still that same strange place between wonder and melancholy - with just a touch of despair. “I’d never really considered after. Any plans I had for the future stopped the day you set us both free.”

Tag could feel his face crumple as his smile faded into something more thoughtful. It was odd, to think of his body in that way; he’d never been the most at home in it, for all it had been made for him. But now that he took a moment, he could feel the aches in his knees, his hips, his fingers, feel the little zing of pain down his spine as he adjusted himself on the chair. The wrinkles on his face - he could swear that it had only been yesterday that he’d been twenty two, stumbling along in the wake of Bryn as they raced across planets to stop the Company from destroying entire worlds.

So much had happened since then, and yet- “Mine did too,” he admitted softly.

Silence hung in the room, heavy but not uncomfortable. Tag and his dad had settled enough of their differences long ago, and it was rare now for Tag to wish his father would go bother someone else. In fact, as he had gotten older, he’d started to seek out his father more and more. It got easier to speak to him, to have the kind of quiet conversations that someone in Tag’s diplomatic position could have with no-one else.

Tag exhaled deeply before waving one of the nearby chairs closer, breaking the silence with the shuff of its legs on the carpet. His psychic powers had been second nature to him now for decades; his acceptance of them had gone hand in hand with his acceptance of his father and it had taken time to work through everything between the two of them. Still, he used them more and more often these days as his own physical strength became inadequate to smaller and smaller tasks.

He reached over and tapped the chair lightly. “Have a seat, dad, you’re making me tired just looking at you.” His tone was light as he tried to ease the growing pall in the room. Heavy thoughts had their time, but he’d rather enjoy his father’s company.

His dad started, like he hadn’t noticed the chair coming closer, and paused for a moment before seating himself. The chair didn’t groan under his weight; for all his father wore armor everywhere, there wasn’t actually that much to his physical substance.

He leaned forward once he’d taken his seat, and regarded Tag for few seconds. “A lot of things make you tired these days.”

It was an observation, not a question, and Tag snorted. Apparently his dad was feeling particularly doom and gloom today, which Tag wasn’t about to let stand if he could help it. “That’s part of what sucks about getting old, Dad. You get tired quicker. Can’t spend all day running from giant scorpions and killer sharks anymore.”

There was a pause, and then an almost inaudible reply.

“I wouldn’t know.”

His dad’s voice was soft and genuinely sorrowful, and Tag glanced up at his face in surprise. “I thought the other Summoners aged? I mean, I know all the others on the Council with you died kinda gruesomely before they really finished their run, but they weren’t immortal?”

His father shrugged and splayed his hands. “I don’t know how long they would have lasted. The Continuum might have turned on them too or simply left them to wither, but I carved away my humanity to get you safely across the gate. There’s not enough left of me to find reprieve in death.”

Tag looked away from him, back into the flickering light of the fireplace. He’d asked his father once how he’d managed to send Tag across a gate that should have kept him out, and his father had answered him with an in-depth description of how he’d put almost all of his humanity into Tag. Knowing that his dad had literally carved pieces of himself out to give them to Tag had been…something. Sickening, to know how much his father had hurt himself on the quest for vengeance - but also just the tiniest bit heartwarming to know how much of his father he really had in him.

Something in his dad’s voice struck a chord, however; the fact that his father considered death to be a reprieve from the System spoke volumes. Then, too, Tag remembered the overwhelming relief that had come off Danny, Horace, and Sly when they’d finally slipped the bonds tying them to Slakta and this world. Granted, being tied inextricably to a narcissistic sadist for hundreds of years would likely wear on anyone’s nerves but - it did still beg the question.

Keeping his eyes towards the fire, Tag made sure his tone was as casual as he could make it when he ventured the question.

“What do you suppose comes next for me?”

The gentle crackling of the fireplace was all that answered him for a long time. Tag glanced over at his father after a moment, keeping his head forward while sliding his eyes over. His dad looked…pensive, for someone who didn’t really have a face any more.

“I don’t know.”

It was the answer Tag had been expecting, even if it wasn’t the one he wanted, and he huffed a sigh to go with his nod. Before he could speak, however, his father continued. “Before the gate was open, if you died - when you died - the Other that was you, who carried my essence, would shatter into hundreds of pieces. Everything that it had gained as a human would eventually erode away, and it would be returned to me in hundreds of thousands of pieces that I would re-assemble to try again. But all those deaths were violent things, and the gate was closed. There was nowhere for it - you - to go when it was the end of human life.”

Tag looked at his father for a long moment in silence. “And now?” he asked seriously, all casual pretense gone.

His father shifted uncomfortably, like he didn’t quite want to think about it. “Now I don’t know. Perhaps you will rejoin the Ink, perhaps not.”

Tag’s next question was as instinctual as his own heartbeat. “But what about Bryn?”

The warmth of their bond rested in the back of his mind, a solid thing built of years and experience and trust and the truest kind of love that comes from knowing another person’s flaws and deciding they were worth it anyway. There had been bumps along the way, it was true - Bryn had actually hit him with her staff at one point when he’d made a mistake shortly before her mother had returned to the Fire - but they’d come through it all in the end and Tag would rather give up his limbs and magic before he lost that bond.

His father turned to look at him, and Tag could feel the weight of his regard in realms beyond the physical. His father wasn’t exactly as psychic as Tag himself was, but the Ink - once Malice - gave him access to metaphysical realms human-bound Tag could not comprehend. He always knew when it was being used, however, which was what had let him know that his father had decided to drop by.

“I don’t know.”

Tag felt a moment of piercing disappointment - it was dumb, but his father had been alive for so long, and knew so much, he’d really thought he’d have an answer to this question - before his father’s next words wiped it away.

“Your bond is like nothing I’ve ever seen. No other Summoner-Parallel bond is as strong as yours, or as deep. She may very well take you with her when her time comes - or vice versa. But I think, whatever happens, wherever you go, you will go there together if you so choose.”

Tag felt his smile return and he leaned back into his remarkably comfortable rocking chair, weariness pulling at his bones.

“That’s all I wanted to hear.”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=268#p268 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:35:47 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=268#p268
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Void Jumpers fics :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=269#p269
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Sidhe Mac Aidiai brushed his hands nervously down his shirt to remove any wrinkles before knocking at the back door of Haven. It was his first day, and he was desperate to make a good first impression - Haven was his first job after nearly six months of unemployment.

The door popped open immediately to reveal a somewhat harrowed-looking man in a maroon button-down and black slacks. “Are you the new guy?” He asked without preamble, and all Mac could do was gulp and nod.

“Good, get in here, I need to get my daughter from daycare.” Without waiting for a reply the man turned and strode inside, and Mac scrambled to keep up.

Inside, there was a narrow bit of hallway that ended in a split between the kitchen and the front of the coffee shop. The walls of the hallway sported a number of coat hooks at various heights, some precariously tilted wire shelves, and a three-legged stool that looked like it had seen better days. The manager was already at the further end, poking his head into the kitchen and making some sort of enquiry that Mac wasn’t quite quick enough to hear. Whatever the answer was, the manager pulled back with a snort before abruptly turning back to Mac.

“Sorry, I shouldn’t be rude even if I’m in a hurry. The name’s Matt Vancil, manager of this fine establishment, and normally I would show you around but - ”

“But you have to pick up your daughter from daycare,” Mac said, eager to show he’d been listening.

Mr. Vancil gave him a piercing look, like he couldn’t decide if Mac was trying to make fun of him or not, and Mac shrank under the scrutiny. “Yes, that. Which is why Rex - ” the last word was shouted towards the front of the store, and Mac jumped at the unexpected noise. “ - will be showing you the ropes instead. Don’t worry, she doesn’t bite.” He paused for a second. “…Much.”

Mac was saved from wondering what that meant by what was possibly the strongest person he’d ever seen walking into the little hallway from the front of the café. Her bright red hair shone in the fluorescent lighting, and he could feel his eyes get bigger with each step she approached. She stopped in front of Mr. Vancil and crossed her arms, apparently not noticing Mac from where he stood in the shadow of the larger man.

“Well, what do you want? Baxter’s decided to start fiddling again, and I have a line of unhappy people waiting for their espressos.”

Mr. Vancil jabbed a careless thumb in Mac’s direction. “Look, I need you to look after the new guy and show him around until I get back with Claire - ”

“What happened to Claire?” Rex demanded, her tone sharpening, and Mr. Vancil sighed like his soul was slipping out of his body.

“She bit the caretaker again. I’m betting it’s the schedule I gave them - I give them the schedule for a reason but do they listen to me? Noooo I’m only her father, I can’t know her preferred schedule for the day, so of course they get to ignore what I give them and are surprised when she bites them for acting out of turn.”

Rex reached over to pat him sympathetically on the shoulder while he rubbed a hand over his head. “Yeah, those people really haven’t got it figured out. Go on, I’ll hold down the fort for a bit and make sure the new kid stays out of trouble.”

Mac was torn between relief and annoyance at the grateful look Mr. Vancil shot at Rex before heading back out the door he’d just admitted Mac through. On the one hand, it was a distinct relief to know he wouldn’t be thrown into the deep end without any explanations with the expectation he’d do everything perfectly the first time. On the other hand, there was the insinuation that he’d get into trouble if left unsupervised - which, while probably true, was mildly insulting when explicitly stated.

Still, he didn’t say anything as Rex turned to give him a slow once-over, just straightened up and tried to arrange his face into an expression of “I am very happy to have a job here and am eager to start” rather than “I am desperate and pathetically eager to please.” He wasn’t quite sure if he managed it, but Rex simply snorted and gestured for him to follow her.

“C'mon kid, I’ll show you have things work around here.”

Without waiting to see if he’d follow, she started back down the corridor and turned towards the kitchen. He hurried after her, cursing under his breath as he tripped on someone’s bag that was jutting out from the wall a bit. It was much more solid than it looked, and clanked ominously when it moved. Plus now his toe really hurt as he rounded the corner and nearly ran into Rex, who was standing in the door leading to the kitchen with an amused expression.

“Easy, kid, we’re not going to fire you on your first day.” She patted his shoulder with a firm clap, nearly buckling his knees with the force of it. She was much stronger than she looked - and she looked plenty strong.

So saying, she turned back to the kitchen and pushed the doors open. A waft of chocolate-scented air swirled out, along with a gust of warmth. Mac wasn’t hungry, but his traitorous mouth decided to start watering anyway; whatever was cooking in the kitchen smelled so good. A tall man wearing a white shirt, a hairnet, and a chef’s apron stood in front of some industrial sized ovens that were apparently the source of the wonderful smell as he checked a tray full of pale cookies.

Rex gestured at the man. “New kid - what is your name anyway? - this is Puq Haugen. He and his brother Sam run the back of house back here. Puq’s the baker - he makes all the desserts and pastries we sell out of the case in the front. Sam,” she raised her voice on the last word, and a clatter of dishes heralded a somewhat shorter and thinner version of the baker wearing a grubby grey top and black pants walking out of what was clearly the dishpit area, “is the guy who washes all the dishes. Without him, he’d all be up to our asses in shit.”

The man in the grubby shirt gave an ironic bow as his brother put the pan of cookies back in the oven and started another timer. “Yep. That’s me. Dish cleaner extraordinaire. Best man for the job, and all that.”

Sam’s voice was bitterly sarcastic, but his brother laughed as he approached the group and slung an arm over his shoulders. “Don’t mind Sam,” Puq advised, apparently noting Mac’s wide eyes. “He’s just mad because someone managed to glue a fork to a plate earlier and nearly broke the wash machine.” Sam seemed about to make a comment, but Puq’s hand snaked up to cover his mouth. “Nope, that’s the real reason and I know it! Don’t worry, I’ll give him a cookie from the latest batch and that’ll sweeten him right up,” Puq said conspiratorially to Mac, and Sam threw up his hands and stomped back into the dish area while Mac tittered nervously.

“So, um, you two are brothers?” he asked, desperate to clear the lingering sourness in the air.

Puq nodded, grinning hugely, before leaning forward again. “Hey, do you want to know something that’ll really spin your noodle? I’M the older brother!”

Laughing, the baker turned away and began adding ingredients to a truly enormous bowl. Rex patted Mac on the shoulder. “Don’t worry about those two. It might not seem like it, but they really do love each other. Puq was down for three days once with a cold, and Sam nearly fretted himself to flinders over not being by his brother’s side after just the first day. The Captain sent him home and told him not to come back unless it was both of them.”

“‘The Captain’?” Mac questioned warily, and Rex waved a careless hand.

“It’s what everyone calls Matt Vancil because one of his favorite catchphrases is "I run a tight ship around here,” the big softy.“ Rex snorted, and turned to march out of the kitchen, her long strides eating up the ground much faster than Mac could walk and he ended up half-jogging after her.

Back through the doors of the kitchen, out to the little cross hallway, and then just before they walked into the front of the shop, Mac noticed a picture of a woman with a sequined frame hanging by the doors to the café proper. "Who’s she?” he called, catching Rex just before she pushed to doors open to the front. “Is she Mister…the Captain’s wife?”

Rex checked at the door and turned, laughing when she caught sight of the picture. “No, she’s a corporate bitch named Shavanaugh who likes to make trouble every now and again by coming in with "surprise” inspections and new “regulations” that aren’t actually a part of the rule book.“ Mac made a puzzled noise, and Rex gestured to the laminated poster directly to the left of the picture. "We’re a franchised offshoot of The Company Coffee, see, and she’s some corporate bigwig who can’t stand us. So we have the picture up so everyone knows what she looks like whenever she takes it into her head to come around and start nitpicking.”

That made sense, except - “Then why the sequins?” He asked in bewilderment, and Rex cackled.

“Take a closer look. They’re novelty sequins I got from a buddy’s stag party.”

Mac looked closer, and sure enough the sequins were in the shape of tiny dildos. He felt his eyes get even wider. “And Mister - The Captain -”

“He’s the one who suggested it in the first place,” Rex responded gleefully, her grin stretching from ear to ear, and Mac laughed incredulously. To put dildo sequins on a picture of someone from corporate who hated your guts was hilarious but also possibly a bad move if she ever saw it.

He didn’t have any more time for questions, however, as Rex pushed her way through the doors leading to the front of the shop and he was obliged to follow her.

Haven was a cozy little café located not too far from the university grounds. The walls were paneled in warm wood and students of all stripes huddled close together around the outlets and fireplace. Bags of schoolwork turned the floor into a hazardous maze navigated best in mincing steps, and the whole place hummed with conversation. The counter that the doors let out behind was a clean white, leading to a glass case that was remarkably free from fingerprints and - currently - a little on the empty side. Dominating one end of the counter was a complex system of sleek metal tubes, whirling dials, hissing noises, and ominous jets of steam.

Standing in front of that imposing edifice was a young man with a brace on one knee. He was handsomely rugged, a short beard and tousled brown hair complementing the strongest jawline Mac had ever had the fortune to witness, and he had a look of triumph on his face as he turned to look at Rex.

Hah! See? Told you I could fix it, and everyone got their espressos in half the time it would’ve taken the original machine to brew them.”

Rex rolled her eyes in response. “Yeah, after waiting double the amount of time it would have taken to get the machine started normally, Baxter! Think before you start a project, nerd.”

The man had the grace to look contrite, and Rex turned back to Mac. “Meet Baxter Brautigan. He’s our resident egghead and the only one allowed to work the espresso machine anymore.”

Baxter looked thoughtful. “Well - ”

Rex rounded on him. “Nope. Nuh-uh. The damn thing nearly cooked all the flesh off Avery’s hand the last time he messed with it; you upgraded it, you have to work it. At least until you can make it safe for us non-engineers to touch again, though I doubt OSHA will ever approve of your designs.”

Baxter deflated and mumbled something Mac couldn’t hear, and Rex tugged him over to the counter. “This is where you’ll spend most of your time working. Here’s the menu for keying most things into the system - you can use my employee number until the Captain gets back to give you your own. Prices are on the board behind you, and we don’t accept foreign currencies. Any questions?”

“Mac,” he replied, and she raised an eyebrow inquiringly. He cleared his throat and tried again. “Sidhe Mac Adiai, but everyone calls me Mac. You, er, asked for my name earlier…” he trailed off in embarrassment as Rex continued to just look at him for a long moment.

Finally a smile broke through her stern look and she nodded as the bell above the door tinkled. “Well then, Mac, you ready to help your first customer?”

Mac nodded, and turned to face the two people who had just walked in. One was a tall, gangly man with hair almost as messy as Baxter’s and jug ears; he walked a step to the left and behind easily the most beautiful woman Mac had ever seen. Her hair was brown and just wavy enough to catch the perfect highlights from the indirect lighting above her. Her brows were perfect over blue eyes, and her lips were a perfect red bow.

Mac was brought out of la la land when Rex kicked him discreetly but painfully in the ankle. “Stop drooling over her,” she commanded out of the side of her mouth. “That’s Bryn Cosaint, the ambassador’s daughter, and the man with her is her bodyguard, Tag. He will take you out without a second thought if you try and come on to her.”

Mac felt his heart sink. “Really?” he asked back, not bothering to keep his voice down.

The question was a bit louder than the general hubbub, and the gangly man looked up in surprise - only to immediately trip over someone’s bag. He went down in a heap, papers flying everywhere, and the general noise level rose several notches as the students whose papers now decorated the floor began berating the apologetic-looking Tag as the latter tried desperately to pick up the mess without messing up anything and Bryn stepped in to defend him.

Rex snorted. “Nah, I’m only making fun. They’re just regular folks, really - but seriously, hit on customers outside of working hours.”

Mac nodded and turned to take the first order of his new job.

He rather thought he was going to like it here.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=269#p269 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:41:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=44&p=269#p269
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Author Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=270#p270
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Mya Kaldegga walked quickly towards the door of the briefing room where she had called the meeting.

It had been less than 30 hours since she'd gotten news of her father's capture, but even so, she couldn't afford to wait any longer. While the Resistance sources within the government claimed that said government was planning to take their time and make a show of his execution, they were moving as fast as they could to get him to the fortified prison planet designated PV-3 before said trial. One of the first planets to be designated as such, it and the system it resided in had been reinforced and upgraded for centuries so as to be all but impregnable; if Mya wanted her father back, she and her team would have to go and get him before he reached that point.

Mya paused outside the door to the briefing room and chewed her lip for a moment. She'd gone on other raids before, of course; she'd been born on a Resistance base and had grown up helping the Resistance in any way she could. This, however, would be her biggest mission to date and she couldn't afford to fail. Not now. Not with her father on the line.

She took a deep breath and pushed the door open. Three people looked up; the fourth – one of the two human males - merely continued to stare at the tablet in front of him, poking it occasionally while the information on it reflected in his glasses. The two women in the room continued to stare at Mya; one gave her a flat, unemotional stare while obsessively running her fingers up and down her weapon and the other - the only non-human in the room, a yellow-and-black scaled Hosh - nodded to Mya decisively. The last man merely gave Mya a bored once-over before going back to the disassembled gun in front of him, which he began to clean with a practiced ease.

Mya nodded back almost by reflex and walked up to the end of the table nearest the display board. With a few taps on her tablet, the larger display lit up with the rough schematics she'd received less than two hours previously. Three heads swiveled to the display, impassive expressions firmly in place as the mood in the room sharpened with tension. The man with the tablet tapped at something, and the rough schematics became more detailed on both Mya's tablet and the display. It still wasn't the precise outline that they'd need once they had boots on the ground, but it was lightyears better than what Mya had acquired.

She nodded to the man with the glasses and set both her hands on the table. This was it; once she started the briefing, it would all be real. She would have to lead these four people - each an expert in their own fields - on a mission that was very likely to kill them all.

No pressure.

Mya sucked in a deep breath and released it slowly. She could do this. She had to do this.

She turned and faced the room at large, forcing herself to meet each person’s eyes at least once. "Thirty-four hours ago, we received a distress beacon from AC3-67h, my father's android companion. Both she and my father have been captured by the United League government; the exact details of that capture are currently unknown and not particularly relevant. What is important to know is that while he was held captive on the Capital class warship the Prism-5 for approximately twelve hours, he has since been transferred to a specially modified Capital class warship given the temporary designation Dungeon-1."

Mya turned slightly to gesture at the display board behind her, tapping on a section near the center of the ship to highlight it.

"The Dungeon-1 was retrofitted with a high-security detainment section, gutting some of the crew spaces to make room. We do not currently have exact specifications as to what that entails, but that's where they're holding my father."

She tapped the engineering section, moving the highlight from the detainment section to the new focus.

"Normally when the United League wishes to upgrade a warship, they simply build a new one in the highly-classified Capital shipyards; however, on such short notice they had to pull into one of the less-secure shipyards - one which we had an agent in. While the ship was being retrofitted, our agent managed to sneak on board and introduce an anomaly into the engines which should strand the Dungeon-1 two-thirds of the way through its route to the prison planet PV-3."

Mya tapped at her tablet, and the schematics were replaced by a section of simplified star charts. Mya reached over and selected four systems, highlighting them before turning back to the room at large.

"While normally a ship can take any route to reach its destination system, PV-3 has been so heavily fortified and secured that only a few vectors of entry will not meet with immediate reprisal from satellite-mounted cannons. While that restriction provides a great deal of security for the planet itself, it means that ships going to PV-3 must pass through one of these four systems. Twelve hours ago, I sent a team to drop a passive monitoring beacon in each of the marked systems. When the Dungeon-1 drops into the system, it will have to pause and repair the anomaly our agent set up. At that point we'll have less than two hours to get there, get on board, and liberate my father."

Mya swiped at her tablet, and the schematics of the ship once again filled the display screen. She tapped at an exterior section, highlighting it.

"When we arrive, we'll have an extremely limited choice in how to get onboard; the United League has set up buffer circuits throughout the ship that disperse translocational magic except in very specific, heavily guarded areas. Trying to translocate in would be asking for a quick death.”

Mya zoomed in on the selected hull, pulling up an approximated cross-section. “Instead, the hull is thinnest here with a crew corridor just inside that should be relatively low-traffic. The plan is to blow our way in through the hull to that corridor. Once we're inside, we'll acquire more specific schematics and security blueprints from the mainframe; after that, we get to the security section and release my father, then exfiltrate back to our ship and escape."

It all sounded so simple when she laid it out step by step. Get in, find out where to go, go there, get out; four easy steps. Mya knew better, of course. She'd been an active participant in a number of such "easy" plans and the only reason she was still alive was because she was one of the few translocationists active in the Resistance who was capable of moving whole ships. Magic and power went hand in hand in the United League, and anyone capable of magic was earmarked for military service from the day they were born in a state-sponsored hospital. They either served an enforced period commensurate to their power level, or they washed out to be monitored by the United League every day for the rest of their lives.

That reason, among many others, was why the Resistance had existed in various forms for more than a hundred years. Their current base, and everyone in it, belonged to the latest iteration to bear the name; Mya could only hope they'd be more successful than those forerunners.

Either way, she needed this mission to go according to plan. Her father's life depended on her getting it right.

"Any questions?"
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=270#p270 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 20:46:22 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=270#p270
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=271#p271
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With a stride slightly longer than was comfortable and sweaty palms, Mya Kaldegga strode down the corridor with her head held high and shoulders kept square only by pure force of will.

The plan to rescue her father had gone off with several hitches; while they'd managed to get to his cell in relative stealth, their exit had been explosive, and the tracker embedded under her father's skin had been a nasty surprise. Still, they'd managed to get away cleanly with the most wanted man in the galaxy, and that had to count for something.

For someone whose bounty was in the several millions, Lothar Kaldegga looked remarkably unconcerned as he strode along beside Mya. A wide jaw, dark eyes, and full lips were features they both shared. He was several inches taller than her, and with brown hair and overgrown goatee still shaggy from his days in confinement, Lothar did not quite fit the image the whole galaxy was familiar with. The United League’s wanted posters had him with his preferred hairstyle, while the highly romanticized picture common to the Resistance - one that Mya had used over and over again to prove her relation - also had him crackling with traces of lightning. Even dirty from prison, an aura of power lingered around him, almost like a cloak. It was very easy to believe that he was the most powerful elemental magic user in several generations.

If he had chosen to, Lothar could very likely have risen to great heights within the United League's government. The United League valued magical power above all else, and to rise past any sort of middle management required at least some amount of magical talent - though elementalists dominated the very top ranks, the occasional translocational magic user did sometimes make it into the upper echelons. Those without magical talent were barred from all positions of power within the United League, with a very few specific exceptions that did not have any real political power to effect change.

This, of course, meant that no non-human was allowed to have a say in the government that controlled a large portion of the galaxy. No alien species to date had been found to have any form of magic; a few of them had had to fight to even be considered sentient, and at least one of them had lost that fight. No alien was allowed to hold any position of command, and most of them were considered second-class citizens if they were considered citizens at all. Of the four species currently known to humanity - three acknowledged by the United League - only one had even vague pretensions to citizenship, and that was because they were a warrior culture who were known for tearing limb from limb anyone foolish enough to dishonor them. The other two did not have even that much protection, and were - by and large - used as unpaid labor.

Things had been this way for hundreds of years, apparently; Mya's education while growing up had been mixed, to put it generously. Fostered by whoever wasn't on a mission when her mother was required to leave whatever base they were living in at the time, Mya had learned a great deal about the peculiarities of each of the four major alien species, and had picked up a number of skills she would bet a great deal were not taught in any United League education center. But history? Especially United League history? That was something nobody had really wanted to discuss with a seven-year-old. She knew the United League had led - or was leading? - a war of aggressive conquest and expansion, and that the Resistance had formed at nearly the same time the war started as a response to the authoritarian wartime powers and draconian measures that were put into place. Luckily, she at least knew a bit more about the Resistance itself; people had been very willing to tell her stories about that when they learned her name.

The Resistance had continued in many different forms and iterations over the years; when Lothar had joined, more than twenty years ago, it had been a ragtag, loosely-affiliated collection of various teams in different quadrants of the galaxy. He'd deserted his post and stolen away with a single friend, fighting off an entire battalion of the United League's finest soldiers along the way - or so Mya had been told. She'd never found anyone who knew the specifics.

Currently, the Resistance was somewhat more well-organized; with eight bases and almost 3,000 full-time residents spread across them, the Resistance now had the manpower to mount reasonably significant raids on tactically important targets. Until the capture of Lothar - the public face of the Resistance for the last two decades - they'd mostly confined themselves to quick hit-and-runs on as many targets as they could manage, to keep the United League's fleets from concentrating on any one area. Lothar's rescue had been augmented by a larger-than-usual raid on a weapons stockpile 15 systems away that drew off most of the heat.

Mya had yet to see the results of that raid; while her orders had been to preserve Resistance lives over stealing or destroying weapons, her orders tended to be treated as suggestions unless she was leading the action personally. An entire year of building the Resistance back up into a viable fighting force had showcased that time and time again.
Mya had started her reorganization when she'd somehow ended up the most senior Resistance member left alive on a small moon base orbiting Arctorious. There had been a number of older members, of course, but the name Kaldegga carried a lot of weight, and so they had deferred to her. She hadn't really wanted the responsibility, but she'd decided to try her best and had managed to evacuate most of the base to a safer way station she'd heard rumors of on Themicon IV.

One of the older Resistance fighters had mentioned in passing that she'd been a credit to her father in getting them all out, and in that casual remark a seed had planted itself in her head. What if that was the way to reach out to the man she’d idolized as a child?

Her father had never been around much when she was young; her mother certainly hadn't married him, but she had confirmed him as the father of her child and given Mya his last name instead of hers. Lothar had been an almost mythical figure in her childhood, the stories of his exploits one of her favorite things to listen to as a child, and she'd grown up knowing that he was going to be the one who finally overthrew the United League and freed them all.
When she was old enough, Mya jumped at the chance to join him on a mission. She'd been just one face among many at that point and hadn't had enough courage to approach him directly. Then the mission went straight to hell, with over three-quarters of the Resistance agents who'd gone on it dying in a raging firefight and Lothar himself only escaping by the skin of his nose on a United League lifeboat.

Mya had to be glad she hadn't introduced herself then. She felt terrible about not owning up, that she didn’t want him to associate her with the overwhelming failure the mission had been but had pushed through the feeling. She'd figured that all she needed was a bit more training, a few more successes, and then she would be able to hold her head high to speak with her father for the first time.

She'd gone on a few more missions after that, most of them being moderately successful, and then had signed up for another mission with Lothar. Once again, it had been an unmitigated disaster; an alarm tripped too early meant back-up arrived for the United League almost a full half-hour ahead of schedule, with a second wave hard on their heels that nobody had accounted for in the mission briefing. Lothar had left Mya and the rest of the Resistance agents to hold them off as best they could while he escaped to attempt the mission objective and destroy a United League tax archive. To this day, Mya wasn't sure whether or not he'd succeeded; by the time she and two of the last fighters had managed to throw off their pursuers, Lothar had escaped to fight another day.

Mya hadn't known what to try next until that remark from one of the new residents of Themicon IV. If the two score people she'd managed to get to follow her to Themicon IV were willing to follow her for her father's name, then perhaps other people would as well. So Mya had gone out into United League controlled space and started recruiting. Forty people had become four hundred, and one base on Themicon IV had extended to another base on the moon of Predileth. She'd started by trading on her father's name, and had done whatever it took to get people on board. She'd begged, borrowed, swindled, stolen, and wheedled her way into more and more recruits - which had brought its own set of challenges.

She'd set up minimal chains of command for the bases she'd had, then passed out orders to start acquiring supplies. She'd found utterly amoral or sympathetic merchants who didn't care where their cash came from, she'd marked supply depots for raids, she'd even managed to find a hacker to set up a dummy corporation that let them purchase food in bulk as long as they were careful about it. She'd managed to find space on inhospitable planets or unlikely places for bases and stockpiles, and had done a lot of fast talking to sway more than a dozen merchant ship captains to give them a reasonable amount of mobility between bases.

It had been an uphill battle to get people to listen to her. Mya herself was barely an adult, with no formal education; it was Mya Kaldegga who was a force to be reckoned with. Time and time again, potential recruits were only even interested after she said who her father was, and many joined only for the prestige of working with a Kaldegga.

What had surprised Mya the most had been the responses she'd gotten from the nonhuman species; while neither the Kala'Kah nor the Hosh were, on the whole, inclined to give her the time of day - with very few exceptions - a race of insect-like aliens known as the Yttarr had been very receptive, and a number of hives had joined the Resistance outright. Mya hadn't approached the tiny silicate-based species known as the M'Pell, but they'd simply started showing up at the Resistance bases she'd set up and claimed they were there to help.

Mya had been almost ready to approach her father again when she'd gotten the news of his capture. While he hadn't formally been part of the new Resistance, he was the face of it to the galaxy at large and, moreover, the father Mya had been doing it all for. Leaving him to die on the United League execution block had never been an option.

And now here they were, walking side by side down the hallways of one of the Resistance's older bases. Mya could only hope her nerves weren't visible to any onlookers - of which there were many, with Lothar's personal charisma and reputation ensuring that every single living body on the base had turned out to gawk.

“Did you see that? It’s Lothar Kaldegga!”

“Shit, she really IS his daughter.”


Mya felt her ears turn red, and lengthened her stride down the corridor. Fortunately, the base’s design didn’t let anyone stare for long; Mya had chosen this location specifically for its many twists and turns, each hallway carefully baffled with choke points and destructible cover for a fighting retreat. The whole place was a vortogg’s nest; hallways twisting up and down and left and right with as much sophistry as Mya had been able to manage in its design so as best to conceal both her numbers and her supplies from any possible spies. No hallway was straight for more than 10 meters, all doors were built flush with the corridor to prevent enemies from using doorways as cover, and the hard defensive points were equipped with tiny charges that would collapse them in the event they were overrun.

All these precautions would have been useless - not to mention hazardous - if this base had been located on any other planet. On any other planet, the United League could simply bombard them back into space dust from orbit, but not so on Sarcorxious. Once a garden world, the planetary governor some 40 years previously somehow managed to piss off a middling-high level UL bureaucrat who had, in retaliation, reclassified the planet from Agrarian Garden to Industrial - High Value Planet in the span of a few months. Not 10 hours after that classification change cleared, the first of the predatory manufacturers had arrived to start plundering.

In the space of five years the surface of the planet had become uninhabitable; radiation from industrial machinery combined with the constant motion of mining ships through the atmosphere to create atmosphere-high dust storms that had in turn led to a 90% die-off of all native flora and fauna. Surface water dried up as water tables were removed for drilling and cooling efforts, and the magnetosphere went crazy when the drills hit the mantle of the planet. All the former residents with any sense had retreated underground, into the played-out mines and used-up industrial areas; most of the population survived on cobbled-together water reclamation efforts and hydroponics in the spaces left behind by heavy industry.

All these factors, combined with the fact that the storms scrambled all sensors within the atmosphere, had made the place into an ideal location for a base. When Mya had come to scout it out, they’d welcomed her with open arms - a gun to the face. They’d warmed up considerably when she’d told them about her plans, though. The people of Sarcorxious didn’t have much to share, but they kept the base supplied with food and water, and one of the M'Pell who’d agreed to help staff the place had a way with electrical components that let them harvest power from the storms that raged frequently overhead. All in all, it was one of her more stable and secure bases - which was, of course, why she’d chosen to bring her father here.

Lothar was silent as they walked, eyes shuttered and face unreadable, and Mya felt worry open a pit in her stomach. What if he didn’t approve of her choices? What if he was judging her base and finding it lacking? What if she’d taken him to one of the prettier bases, on a world that still had surface water? He did look like he could use a wash, with hair lank and greasy after his captivity and still smelling strongly of the metal restraints his captors had used to bind him. Maybe if she-

“Is this your base?”

His tone was neutral, implying nothing, but Mya felt ice shoot down her spine anyway and she straightened just a little.

“One of them.”

She did her best to match his tone, to repress any hint of defensiveness. He was to be their leader; he had every right to question their dispositions.

One of Lothar’s eyebrows went up.

“One of them?”

She nodded, coming to a stop next to a choke point that would let them talk out of the flow of traffic. “Yes, of course. Concentrating our resources into one location just gives the United League something to shoot at. I’ve managed to set up bases on over half a dozen worlds, and fallback outposts on a dozen more.”

The fallback outposts were presently unmanned, of course; she’d had to scrape the bottom of every barrel she could think of, trade on her father’s name more than she cared to dwell on, and generally do whatever was necessary to man the eight bases she had managed to pull together. The outposts were booby-trapped to keep scavengers and the United League from raiding or trashing them, but in the case of an emergency evacuation at one of the active bases they could be used as shelter to regroup.

In truth, most of the bases had only the bare minimum population - including this one. While there had been an inordinate number of gawkers on their way so far, that was only because literally every single person on the base had turned out to see the famed Lothar Kaldegga. Some of them more than once; Toron’Mkesh - one of the few Kala’Kah on base - had tried to be sneaky and use alternate routes to be “coincidentally” in the same hallway as Mya and her father no less than three times. It would have been more effective if he hadn’t been the only Kala’Kah on base with the distinctive pale mauve fur color; hopefully her father only thought they had a number of purple Kala’Kah on base and not that he was being stalked by one proud yet intrigued alien warrior.

Lothar’s eyebrow went back down.

“How many is ‘over half a dozen’?” her father asked, his forbidding façade slipping back into place, and Mya quailed internally.


“Eight, father.”

She kept her voice steady with an effort. Eight bases. Most of them only-just-staffed. Less than three thousand souls, all told. A small drop in a very big ocean, when you looked at the territory the United League controlled with an iron fist.

And all of them inside United League territory. She’d hijacked the feeds from a few drone ships, the kind that the United League sent out to explore new systems so humans didn’t have to; they weren’t particularly hard to tamper with, given that they were completely useless for anything but system exploration and no-one really guarded the data tethers to the ships, but so far none of the ones they’d taken had sent back anything useful. Oh, they’d found a few rich systems the industrial capacity of the United League would drool over if Mya had been foolish enough to send that data on, but the Resistance didn’t have the capacity to exploit those places yet and the drone ships hadn’t returned any systems capable of sustaining life - and a base - in the long term.

“Eight.”

She couldn’t read anything from his tone of voice; she didn’t know him well enough to say whether he was angry or pleased by the note that colored that word. They were practically strangers; he’d seen her face to face less than a handful of times in the years she’d worked with the Resistance after her mother had died, and spoken to her exactly once.

The anxiety in her chest threatened to crush her ribcage as the silence stretched for several long moments, and then his mouth twisted on one side into a dangerous smirk.

“I can work with that.”
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The entire engineering capacity of the Sarcorxious base consisted of several hallways dotted at intermittent intervals with makeshift laboratories and half-finished (but meticulously clean) machine shops. The din was incredible, with haphazard soundproofing keeping it from disturbing the rest of the base. Anyone who wanted some quiet while they worked had to hang their own doors, and some were better at it than others.

Mya huffed a sigh as she turned yet another corner, dodging a shower of welding sparks with practiced ease. She had to visit this section more often than any other part of the base to mediate disputes between the mechanically-minded, and it never got any less grating.

Her father was still in the quarters they’d put together for his use; for all he’d been kept sedated while on the United League ship on his way to sentencing, he hadn’t been particularly well-treated before that point, and while the medics had done what they could in the week since he’d arrived, he was still recovering. Of course, that hadn’t stopped a few of the more enterprising members from visiting in the hopes of offering “comfort,” but Mya had posted one of the very few Kala'Kah at this base in front of said door for precisely that reason.

Not that my father would mind the company, she thought drily as she ducked under a beam that had been shaken loose when M'f'dtch had blown up their laboratory.She made a mental note to put it on the roster for repair - though she suspected it still wouldn’t be fixed if she did.

She knew her father’s reputation better than she knew the man himself; her mother had been one of many, many people to enjoy the company of Lothar Kaldegga both in the Resistance and elsewhere. Her father likely wouldn’t thank Mya for preventing amenable visitors from indulging him until the medics cleared the activity.

At least she didn’t have to worry about one of the other Resistance members manipulating him in that fashion; he didn’t tend to stay with his sleeping-mates overly long, and never long enough to form that kind of attachment. Her mother, one such bedmate, had been philosophical about it; she’d ruffled Mya’s hair whenever Mya had asked where her father was and set Mya on the nearest male or male-adjacent freedom fighter with promises that her father would come to fetch them both when the galaxy no longer strained under the yoke of the United League.

Mya paused next to one of the security hardpoints, breath catching in her throat as a wave of sadness swept over her. Her mother hadn’t always been around, and the life of a resistance fighter was a life constantly on the run, but she’d always had time for Mya no matter what else was going on if she was present in the solar system. She’d died almost five years ago in a raid on a United League outpost - a raid that had been put together hastily as retaliation for a civilian massacre the United League had instigated.

Mya hadn’t been able to mourn her properly for almost six months; the United league had cracked down in the wake of the raid and sent the rest of the Resistance scrambling just to stay one step ahead of the warships. But eventually she’d had time to process and liked to think she had come out stronger for it; that was what she told herself, anyway, and ignored the times like now when she had to stop and breathe through painful memories.

She was just glad her father hadn’t been around to witness it; she rather suspected that he wouldn’t be able to remember her mother’s name if someone had a gun to his head. Mya would rather remember her mother with the people who knew her. Not that there were any on this base, but that wasn’t a problem she had time to think about now.

Mya pushed off from the hardpoint and continued forward, winding her way towards the unseen heart of the base: Room IC 7-0. The mess hall might be the stomach, mouth, and ears of the base, but IC 7-0 was home to one of the more unusual kinds of M'Pell; one who could sit still for longer than a frakkin’ nanoclick. M'Pell were small, round, and vaguely crablike; they moved largely by modulating their surface tension and friction - literally bouncing from place to place - and originated from a small planet two arms spinwards of the base that would be largely unremarkable save for the preponderance of a very rare metal in the crust of their planet. The United League had declared the M'Pell non-sentient and therefore the planet was open for business, and that had been that. Fortunately, a few had gotten off planet to contest the ruling before the industry ships moved in and had repopulated themselves through genetic shenanigans made only more complex by the fact that their composition was 87% silicon.

None of the M'Pell alive today had ever even seen their home planet, something that seemed to make them sad - at least, as far as Mya could tell. It was hard to read them due to their lack of a face. Still, their affinity for electrical fields and non-carboniferous chemicals made them excellent engineers, and while they were paradoxical in their extreme suspicion of outsiders - especially those on two legs - and their enthusiasm for new things, Mya had managed to cajole a few of them into working with the Resistance as engineers and scientists. M’t'fdlth was one such M'Pell.

M’t'fdlth was methodical in a way few M'Pell were and had spent their first six months on base painstakingly assembling a system of computers, antennae, satellite dishes and - to one particularly annoying Yttarr’s eternal consternation - a highly metallic wing casing that allowed them to use the great storms themselves as a sort of signal amplifier to get remote access to the United League’s Inter-System Communications System. It didn’t work when the storms were directly overhead, but the rest of the time it brought in a signal stronger than any truly public access point. With that boosted signal strength, M’t'fdlth and Mya’s father’s old friend, Victor Cloud - self-proclaimed genius hacker, not that he’d given Mya any cause to doubt him - had been working diligently on the next phase of her plan.

Reaching the otherwise unremarkable door to IC 7-0, Mya waited a moment while rough, hand-assembled genetic scanners passed over her skin with a tingling that made her break out in goosebumps. She hated the feeling, but it was a necessary evil. As the scan completed, a number pad with the first 26 octal digits of the M'Pell numbering system slid out and Mya entered her personal code. Lights played over the pad as the mainframe matched DNA to the entered code, and then it flipped back to lie seamlessly with the wall as the door slid up and out of her way.

Both Victor and M’t'fdlth were watching a screen when she came in; from the look of it, it was one of the spikeball tournaments from Helicon IV, and Mya resisted the urge to snort. Victor was addicted to the highly competitive and dangerous sport, and she shouldn’t have been surprised to find him trying to instill a similar love of it into a captive audience. At least they started a job before he sidetracked everything, she thought as she noted the complex “processors in use” signal flashing from one of the other screens. Hopefully today would be the day.

Mya cleared her throat loudly and, when that garnered no attention, sighed loudly before speaking.

“Glad to see you’re only using our best and brightest computer equipment for all the important things in life,” she snarked at a slightly higher volume than she’d intended in order to be heard over the commentator.

Victor whipped around, guilt pinching at the corners of his eyes and a gamin grin pasting itself across his face. Clearly, he hadn’t been expecting her quite this soon despite having sent her a message about results several hours before.

“Mya! You’re early.”

She raised an eyebrow at him. “You sent the message to me three hours ago.”

He paused, eyes flicking toward one of the other screens in the room, and winced. “Yes, well.”

Victor hit pause on the spikeball display - a rerun then, for which Mya was glad or she’d never have been able to pry him away from it - before seating himself neatly the wrong way around in a chair propped in front of one of the less-busy screens. M’t'fdlth followed at a more leisurely pace, rolling across the floor before jumping into a specially made bucket seat with a short *bzpt* noise.

“Okay, so, you asked me to find the capital shipyards -”

Mya frowned. “Your message said you’d already found it,” she interrupted, and Victor waved a hand impatiently.

As good as found it; as soon as that data finishes crunching, we’ll have exact coordinates. But I can give you the approximate location now.”

He seemed to be content with that, but Mya wasn’t, so she waved a hand at him and raised her eyebrow again.

“And?”

He blinked, then spun around to sit properly in his chair as his hands began to dance lightly across the keyboard.

“M’t'fdlth found it, really,” he said and paused to stretch out a hand to the much smaller alien. M’t'fdlth obligingly reached up and tapped the outstretched limb with one of their own more pincer-like appendages.

“Right on. Anyway, they had the brainwave to hack archived solar canvassing data streams. Turns out security is much lighter on a bunch of dusty old records than the more recent stuff; who knew?” He shrugged and tapped a few more keys to bring up capital ship schematics.

Victor caught Mya’s look of surprise at the highly classified documentation and grinned. “Just a little souvenir I picked up while we were saving Lothar’s sorry ass.”

Mya felt her lips tighten at the flagrant disrespect in the man’s words, but let it pass. As one of his oldest surviving friends and one of the few foolhardy enough to join her on her desperate mission to get him back, Victor had the right to call her father just about anything he wanted.

Didn’t mean Mya had to like it when he did it, though.

Oblivious, Victor plowed on. “So, if you look here and here,” his hands moved over the seams of the armor-plated hull steadily, tracing lines that lit up under his touch, “the schematics call for Rubensian welds instead of the more standard flex-lined welds. Means the ship is about 87% less likely to shatter under asteroid impacts to an unshielded hull, but you need a class IV pulsar to get the stream right or the seams will shatter as you made them.”

Victor turned to another screen, this one full of single-line data entries as far as Mya could tell. “M’t'fdlth applied that to the old archive data and got about 16,000 returns - pulsars aren’t that common, especially that class of pulsar. Then we threw out the ones that were completely inhospitable - solar storms, Gdansk radiation fields, you name it. The kind of stuff that melts a ship as soon as the translocationists drop into realspace.”

His hands flicked over the holographic keyboard under the display and the number of entries dropped dramatically. “That got rid of half of the list; more recent, non-classified census data got rid of another third because wherever the ‘yard is, it’s definitely classified out the ass.”

He jerked a thumb at the flashing screen behind him. “That’s chewing through the last suspects using the backdoor M’t'fdlth managed to open in their astrogation repository. When we find a match to the last data set, that’ll be the place.”

M’t'fdlth cheebled, lights flashing over their otherwise dull grey skin for a moment, and a speech program came up on the console in front of them.

“Yes, and we would have been finished two hours ago with that if you had not gotten diverted by new data in your entertainment siphon.”

The words were delivered in a standard cadence by the computer, but Mya was familiar enough by now with the M'Pell to know the sickly yellow flashing in small groups of dots across M’t'fdlth’s carapace was the M'Pell version of giggling.

Victor held up his hands in mock innocence. “I didn’t hear you complaining!” he protested, carefully feigned injury painted across his face.

Mya shook her head at him. “You’re lucky Gruul doesn’t fit in here with all this equipment; she’d have made sure you finished your work before you got distracted,” she responded dryly, and Victor sobered.

“True,” he said, and turned back to his console to hit a few more keys.

The screen behind him cleared instantly, the image of a sullen, blue-white star revolved slowly on the screen, a flaring cone of radiation tapering off each end of the star and an enormous donut of solar debris ringing the center. Victor turned in his chair again and rested his chin on the headrest. “There it is. CP 1919, more colloquially known as Zwicky’s End, sitting as it does at the terminus of Zwicky’s Corridor - one of the most heavily patrolled United League trading routes in the galaxy. If the shipyard’s anywhere, it’s there.”

Mya looked at the screen for a long moment, drinking in the sight of the maelstrom that was to be their next target, before drawing herself up and nodding to Victor.

“Send me the coordinates and any data you have on the system - I don’t care how old it is. We have to strike hard and fast to keep our momentum going.”

She turned on her heel and started to leave, but Victor’s voice checked her mid-step.

“Those shipyards are likely filled with penal laborers and slaves.”

His voice was neutral, but his eyes looked clear through to her center, and she clenched a fist on reflex before taking a deep breath and forcibly relaxing her fingers.

“We do what we have to do.”

Victor’s eyes shuttered. “Whatever you say.”

His voice was still neutral, and he returned his attention to the console in front of him.

For one ludicrous second, Mya wanted to scream at the older man, to tell him that the needs of the quadrillions who lived under the thumb of the United League had to come before the lives of a few million, and that she could only save so many - but he wasn’t the one she needed to convince. And he certainly wasn’t the one she needed to persuade. Without another word, she turned on her heel and left.

It was time to go and see her father again.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=272#p272 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 21:00:55 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=272#p272
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Mya walked down the winding corridors with her head down, mind whirling with arguments and justifications.

The distance between IC 7-0 and her father’s quarters was definitely not a short one, and it took her a significant amount of time to walk it - long enough that Mya had plenty of time to cool off from Victor’s parting shot. The man had obviously been worried about the Resistance’s reputation, which was fair given that most of the non-Rim planets in the League thought they were all terrorists, and had been trying to warn her of the consequences of blowing the place up while it was still filled with forced laborers - innocents, in other words.

And he had a good point; committing atrocities would only give the United League leverage to turn possible support away from their cause. Mya had had to work hard and talk fast to get the forces the Resistance currently had without any major actions to her name. Killing everyone working the shipyards would be unlikely to get them any more support, and so simply blowing the shipyards to kingdom come with all hands aboard would have to be a last-ditch solution.

The cold, hard fact of the matter was that the Resistance simply didn’t have enough ships to move the number of workers likely to be present at the shipyards. Each base had exactly enough ships to get all the inhabitants out at any given time - if they were crammed uncomfortably full - plus maybe one or two extra ships used for basic supply runs, and that rotated with the on-station ships every third outing to minimize the chance that the United League would peg them as ferrying supplies to rebels. Mya’s own excursion to save her father had taken a full quarter of the ships on base. With what they had, it simply couldn’t be done.

Then, too was the fact that translocationists - people who magic allowed them to transport people and ships between locations in the blink of an eye - didn’t exactly grow on trees. Anyone born in the system was marked by the United League for military service, first and foremost. It was only after they washed out or retired that they went to work on civilian ships - under the watchful auspices of the UL, of course.

Of course, they were attacking a shipyard. Mya’s eyes narrowed as she turned that thought over to examine it from several angles. On the one hand, they really didn’t have a good place to stash more ships, especially the enormous Capital-class ships that the shipyard produced. Additionally, they’d have to commit every translocationist in the Resistance to be sure they could take as many flight-capable - if perhaps not wholly finished - ships as humanly possible.

Most of the translocationists that had joined up with Mya’s Resistance chapter had received about as much training as Mya herself had. Ol' Saunders had gotten out of the Navy an embittered old man, and the training he gave Mya had taken place exclusively on an ancient junker of a ship. He claimed to have assembled the thing himself, to make sure the United League hadn't "tainted" any of it, but Mya had never been sure how true that claim was. Either way, he'd trained a lot of translocationists who'd been kept off the grid up until his demise at the hands of heart disease.

His training style had been...idiosyncratic, to say the least, and Mya had supplemented it over the years with a certain amount of trial and error. She could fly any ship the Resistance currently laid claim to, which --- up until this point --- had been enough. Translocating things that were not ships was dicier, and she'd never tried a ship the size of a Capital-class cruiser. To be fair, the Capital-class ships were as big as a ship could get and still be translocatable.

Still, the point remained; if Mya went ahead with the plan she'd given her father, then she'd be risking the entire Resistance's mobility. Most commercial translocationists were under constant surveillance by the United League, and recruiting more would mean having to sneak them away from those feeds. And, to be honest, most of the commercial pilots wouldn't want to leave their state-sanctioned surveillance. When translocational magic was the only game in town when it came to faster than light travel, you could almost name your own price when it came to hauling cargo. Almost; for the more lucrative hauls, it wasn't uncommon for ships to undercut each other for a profit.

It was a risk, and a big one. If the raid went sour, the Resistance could lose up to 80% of its mobility and cripple future plans for want of pilots and transport.

On the other hand, the place made capital warships. Planet-crackers, with shields enough to fly through entire Oort clouds and come out on the other side ready for prolonged battle. Getting even one of those ships would even the playing field considerably between the Resistance and the United League, especially if they could keep it concealed for use in targeted strikes. Depriving the United League of the ability to make more while simultaneously increasing their ability to destroy the ones the United League had currently by a thousand-fold was a powerful incentive, even beyond the reputation boost it would give them. And, if they blew up the station using stolen ships, they wouldn’t have to acquire, carry, and plant any explosives.

Though that would make her father an almost mandatory team member. Mya’s steps faltered at the thought. She’d only just rescued him from the clutches of the United League, and here she was already considering throwing him back into danger. The thought made guilt clench uncomfortably in her gut, and she could only ease it a little through the knowledge that her father would never stand to be kept safe no matter how much Mya wished differently. Still, he was their best elementalist, if not their only one, and he was the only one with enough power to completely obliterate the shipyards and all their currently unknown safeguards and securities.

Mya paused, stepping out of the flow of traffic along the better-traveled hallway she’d been walking along since leaving the engineering section. Security plans. They didn’t have security plans for the shipyards. She grimaced; without those plans, they didn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of pulling any of this off. Pulling out a small tablet, she made several rapid movements to unlock it and access her deepweb connection. A small display in the corner flashed a warning; it was a custom notification system built by M’t'fdlth to warn users when a storm was approaching that would knock out access to the ISCS. Mya had less than three minutes to find the information she wanted before she’d have to wait until the next storm-window opened.

Fortunately, she only needed two.

Typing as quickly as she could, Mya pulled up the interface Victor had coordinated for the Resistance to use to access things they should not, strictly speaking, be able to access, and typed feverishly into it as M’t'fdlth’s warning steadily counted down. Victor could likely have found the information faster, but she didn’t want to bother him until she knew it was even possible. He was her father’s friend, after all, so anything that went through him would likely be reported to Lothar. Still, she had a good thirty seconds left on her timer when she got an answer for her request.

Security plans held in physical disc on Nottagan. Favor repaid. The message was short and to the point, Mya’s contact on the darknet not being a particularly verbose person at the best of times. But it told her all she needed to know and she resumed her walk with a grim smile as she idly scrolled through the information she’d pulled up before the storm cut off her access.

Nottagan was a planet fairly deep inside United League territory, discovered back when they still had people doing the surveying of uncharted planetary systems, and as such it was heavily developed. Any greenery left on the surface of the place was in carefully cultivated gardens kept by the rich and powerful. Most people contented themselves with the required-by-law - but not provided by it, naturally - single potted plant per living unit. The air purifying units required by the loss of plant life would not have been able to keep up otherwise, and a good third of the planet would have choked to death long ago thanks to the lack of free oxygen in the atmosphere. It was one of a number of administrative hubs for the United League, part of the vast machinery required to keep a bureaucracy in motion, and only notable for the percentage of military traffic it handled. There were more secured sites on Nottagan than there were on nearly every single other administrative planet the UL maintained.

Other than that, the planet was wholly unremarkable. Its number one export was paperwork and number one import food, and that was about it. The only real kicker was that it was a humans-only planet. Unlike a number of older planets, Nottagan had chosen not to import the cheap labor offered by Yttarr hives or the mighty strength found in Hosh slaves. Even the tiny M'Pell were forbidden from staying, though they were usually killed rather than unceremoniously deported like the other alien races.

Mya scowled at her tablet and closed the information on a picture of a shattered M'Pell, its opalescent insides coated in a thin film of cyan liquid and pincers curled up like dead spider’s legs, as she approached her father’s door. The thought of someone doing that to M’t'fdlth, M'k'tch, or even the ever-annoyingly-underfoot M'k'qlk, made her want to hit something. Preferably something belonging to people who thought it was okay to shatter M'Pell.

Her expression was apparently a bit more murderous than she’d thought, because Toron’Yfer - the Kala'Kah she’d stationed outside her father’s door - straightened into a defensive position as she approached. Mya shook her head to get the image of the poor M'Pell out of it and stowed her tablet away to give the much larger being her best approximation of Respectful Greeting To A Warrior. She didn’t have the arms, tail, or ears to really do it properly, but the Kala'Kah had seemed to approve of her attempts when she’d gone to negotiate with them.

She’d gotten lucky on her approach to the Kala'Kah; not three days previous to her visit, the United League had offered a grave insult to a highborn Kala'Kah - and, by extension, to their entire clan. That, combined with her willingness to at least attempt the proper forms of their greetings and salutes, had gotten her foot in a door which would otherwise have been firmly shut to those who would dishonor the law by breaking it. She hadn’t come away with many recruits - even in a situation where honor demanded they get satisfaction from the UL but power and politics said they couldn’t, not many Kala'Kah were willing to accept the reduction of honor that rebellion would bring them - but the twoscore warriors who did choose to follow her were invaluable. Their ability to ignore elemental magic combined with their superior fighting skills had saved more than five hundred Resistance members already and would hopefully save more before the fight was through.

Toron’Yfer paused a moment before relaxing and inclining his head towards her in a gesture that conferred the right of first speech. Mya nodded towards the door the large, cat-like alien guarded.

“Is he all right?”

Toron’Yfer paused again, weighing his words carefully as many Kala'Kah were want to do, before answering.

“He lives and has eaten recently, though he was displeased at his confinement and the solitary nature thereof.”

The translators always handled Kala'Kah speech very formally; Mya suspected it was because the UL had set up the translators once, upon first meeting the Kala'Kah, and had never updated them again. She’d quietly set some of the M'Pell to fixing that oversight by annoying the various species on base into telling them what words meant and then using their special relationship with all things electric and silicon to update the translators on the fly. There hadn’t been a big shift yet with the Kala'Kah, but the Yttarrans had gotten considerably more respectful when, as one of them put it,’[The translators] stopped sounding like a bunch of hicks from Mudwasp Swamp.’

Toron’Yfer’s news meanwhile, while not surprising, was a little disheartening, and Mya sighed.

“Yes, I suppose he must be. Still, your duty here stands fulfilled; I have word from the medical staff that my father is cleared of their restrictions.”

While the translators had yet to update, Mya strove to keep her speech as formal as the Kala'Kah themselves spoke. It seemed to translate better - contractions and colloquialisms always made their tails lash, a sure sign of Kala'Kah distaste or disdain.

Toron’Yfer appeared to consider her words for a long moment before prowling off down the corridor without further acknowledgement. Mya let him go; Kala'Kah farewells were reserved for battles without hope of victory, and even among themselves conversations ended when there was nothing left to say. Mya herself considered it an improvement over the long, drawn-out farewells favored by much of the socially conscious portion of the human population, and smirked a bit at the thought as she turned to face the door. With some trepidation, the smirk sliding off her face, she knocked once. Twice.

“Come in,” came the brisk response, and Mya pushed open the door.

The quarters given over for Lothar Kaldegga’s use while he was on-base were the most opulent ones available. That is to say, there was a bedroom with an attached bathroom and a sitting room with a large vidscreen. The furniture was old and made over, though enormously comfortable for all that, and the vidscreen had a crack or five in it. The bathroom, too, was more bare concrete with fixtures than luxury tile-lined washing space. Still, it was a bathroom he didn’t have to share and rooms that could have fit more than half a dozen of the bunks used for the rest of the base’s population (according to species).

Lothar himself didn’t appear too dissatisfied with the conditions, lounging on the couch with the remains of a hot dinner someone had brought growing cold on the table in front of him. The vidscreen was playing some old film or documentary, but Mya didn’t have time to see what it was before he clicked the screen off as she entered.

“What do you have for me?”

Lothar leaned forward as he spoke, discarding the picture of ease he’d been projecting in favor of focusing his attention on her, and Mya felt her collar grow hot. She still wasn’t used to the idea of her father - THE Lothar Kaldegga - being present on base and listening to what she had to say. She had to swallow down her nervousness before she could even think of replying.

“We have a location for the capital warship shipyard, and a location on where to obtain the security plans for said shipyard.”

Mya held on to her composure with both hands as Lothar’s eyebrows slid together with an almost-audible click, and he leaned back against the couch with his arms crossed.

“Why do we need the security plans? We know where the shipyard is; we don’t need the exact layout to destroy the place.”

Mya counted to ten in her head.

“Because we’re not just going to destroy it. We’re going to destroy it with every ship it’s currently making.”

Lothar’s face cleared and he leaned forward again, a predatory gleam in his eyes. My was at once elated and vaguely terrified that he was actually listening to her.

“Tell me the plan.”

His voice was sharp, and Mya exhaled the breath she’d been holding. At least he wasn’t rejecting the idea out of hand; she’d half-expected him to, and she’d had a half-dozen arguments for why he should at least hear her out bubbling away in the back of her head when she’d walked in the door.

“We steal some shuttles from one of the supply planets and stuff them with every translocationist we have. We fly in and split into teams with one translocationist to each team. Depending on how many ships are ready enough to fly, we’ll get teams to each one to prep them. On the way, we start herding the workers ahead of us into the ships. Once we have the ships, we take off, turn around, and you and whoever else we have who can man a weapon will take the place out.”

Lothar’s frown had reappeared and grown progressively deeper as Mya had gone through her plan, and by the end he’d re-crossed his arms too.

“Why do we need to bother with the workers? However many are in this shipyard, there are trillions more who are counting on us to get rid of the United League.”

Mya blinked at the sudden sense of déjà vu. Hadn’t she said almost those exact words to Victor almost an hour ago? Perhaps she was more like her father than she thought. Mya brushed that train of thought aside and returned to the matter at hand.

“We need allies. We need propaganda to stir the complacent masses up against the United League. We need people to crew the warships once we have them. We need more manpower in general,”

Mya counted off on her fingers as she spoke, and with every point, her father’s frown eased a little - though it never disappeared in its entirety and he was silent for a long moment as she finished counting down.

“Fine. We’ll do it your way. But the ships are the priority, and anyone who falls behind gets left behind. Clear?”

Mya swallowed.

“Crystal.”

She stood as her father leaned back against the cushions once again and reached into one of her pockets to pull out a small tablet - not hers, but one she’d pulled from stores. She held it out to him.

“The medics have cleared you for general activities. I took the liberty of getting you something that can hook up into this base’s communications system, and I’ll arrange a guard for whenever you want to sleep, but otherwise you have run of the base.”

She paused for a moment.

“Please try and not piss off any of our non-human members, I worked hard to get them here and they pull their weight.”

He took the tablet and she turned and left without waiting for a response.

She had a theft to organize.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=273#p273 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 07:27:20 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=273#p273
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=274#p274
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They were four hours into the mission, and with the sniping coming from the passenger compartment every fresh hour felt twice as long as the last.

“Now, who-all died and made you God of the world?”

“It’s funny that you say that, dearest, because…”

Even as she expertly guided the small ship between the asteroids that made up the system edge of NT-876 - the system where the planet Nottagan and several other paltry attempts at colonization were located alongside secure, long-term data archives - the voices coming from the seats behind her were enough to set Mya’s teeth on edge. The team she’d assembled to infiltrate the Nottagan facility and steal the shipyard security plans was the best team she could find on short notice, true enough, but that didn’t mean the clash of personalities hadn’t become grating very, very quickly. It was enough to make her think longingly of the other people she could have pulled to help her in this mission, whatever their own personal foibles.

As much as she’d wanted him to come along, though, forcing Victor Cloud to come to Nottagan without Gruul had seemed decidedly unfair. The Hosh had been as good as her word back on the capital ship, when she’d promised to protect him no matter what, and had become a second shadow for the smaller man. A second, well-armed and armored, distinctly yellow shadow with her sturdy Hosh armor and sword belt. Victor, in his turn, had seemed to welcome it, and seeing the two of them walking the corridors together had become a common sight in the days since they’d returned from the rescue of her father. Victor had even managed to con one of the structural engineers into expanding IC 7-0 to allow the much larger Hosh to fit, a move which had raised not a few eyebrows but which M’t'fdlth - the only other permitted user of IC 7-0 - had accepted with surprising equanimity.

Mya hadn’t even asked him to come; she didn’t want him to say yes just because of her father. She’d spent enough time leaning on Lothar’s reputation to get as far as she had with the Resistance. Now that he was watching her, she had to prove to him she could stand on her own two feet.

“Now why would you say a thing like that?”

“On account of the fact that if’n you think…”

So, while Mya missed the unsurpassed expertise with computers her father’s oldest friend brought with him, she had elected instead to bring Carcen. Carcen was a gangly, blond-haired man who permanently looked like he’d just stepped off a particularly agrarian farm where perhaps inbreeding didn’t just happen between the animals. This impression was heightened by the permanently wall-eyed ocular implant he had instead of a left eye, a piece of equipment most people wrongfully assumed was inoperative. In point of fact, Carcen was sharp as a razor and twice as likely to cut you. He had broken the micromotors in his implant himself when he’d upgraded the thing with advanced remote connection hardware. Combined with an upgrade to the datafeed to his brain, Carcen could hack nearly any computer just by looking at it hard enough. In theory, anyway.

The flip side was that he wasn’t as subtle as Victor and tended to have difficulties accessing remote systems. That, added to the fact his depth perception was so shot to hell he couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with a blunderbuss - and all the charming personality of a cheese grater - meant that he tended not to be assigned to missions likely to see combat. Not that you’d know it from the stories he liked to tell during mealtimes; one would think he single-handedly brought down the Butcher of Messae himself - with a single bullet, to hear him tell it - though Mya knew from the mission reports he’d only been marginally involved with that action.

“Now, now, no need to be vulgar about it.”

“I’ll give you ‘vulgar’, you two-faced lyin’, snakewise…”

It was, in fact, that exact story he’d been telling his seatmate that had brought on the current session of snide comments and pointed remarks. Reela Nerae - though if that was their real name, Mya would buy a hat just to eat it - was a beauty with a silver tongue and a deep and abiding hatred for the United League for what it had done to their sister. They’d gone straight from the UL station where they’d gotten the news to the bar where Mya had been trying (unsuccessfully) to recruit a forger named Kinbaugh. By the time Mya left, not only had Kinbaugh agreed to join up, but a small gang of toughs, that called itself The Slashboys and had been inhabiting several booths at the bar, had volunteered to join up as well. The Slashboys had gone on to become the core of the base personnel on Themicon IV, and Reela had become one of their top grifters.

In truth, Mya had been lucky to find them on base - their work normally had them going from planet to planet, keeping an ear to the ground about opportunities for the Resistance and keeping a small but steady trickle of volunteers coming to their more accessible outposts - but the heat had gotten too much in the sector they’d been working in and they’d come back with the latest round of volunteers. Mya had offered them a place on this mission, and they’d agreed eagerly. Mya could only hope they wouldn’t regret this choice enough to leave.

“Kn-knock it-tuh off.”

The slow stutter came from their third passenger, a large bruiser of a man everyone called Stumpy. Mya had asked him once if he’d minded, and he’d assured her that he liked it, and so she’d left it at that. Stumpy was missing most of the fingers from his left hand, a state of affairs he’d declined to explain or rectify. Instead, he had a specially made work glove filled with hyper compressed bioplastek pellets and stiffened with plates of the same material. Mya had personally seen him knock three teeth out with a single punch while wearing the thing, and the make of it was sufficiently similar to flesh and bone - save for the density, naturally - that it passed unremarked by most security scanners.

“Oh yeah? Y'all got somethin’ to say ‘bout the highfalutin’ con here? Maybe - ”

“Do please leave the sweet dear out of this, I would hate for him to be misled by wheat-chewing hicks from -”

“Stumpy said it and now I’m saying it: Knock it off,” Mya gritted out. “Save your mating displays for when we get back to base and you can indulge yourselves at leisure.”

There was a sudden, thick silence from the passenger compartment that only lasted for a breath before Carcen opened his mouth.

“You offerin’, then? Cuz I know a few tricks I’m shore you’ll like. ‘Specially with how I hear that-”

“One more word out of you and you get to explain to my father why this mission had to be aborted,” Mya snapped, her patience at its end.

Silence reigned for several long moments, though Mya could almost hear Carcen grinding his teeth. She sighed.

“Let’s go over the plan one more time before we hit Nottagan-controlled space. First, I land the ship at Nottagan Spaceport 312 and we clear customs with the cargo. Then - ”

“Then it’s my turn to slip away and do some real work while you boys do all the sweaty lifting.”

Reela’s voice was playful, with a suggestive lilt, and Mya could almost hear Carcen’s blood pressure rising.

“I tool around town a little bit, determine which of the four high security information archives in the area has the plans, and send you three a message to meet me at the most convenient bar to our target. And if I happen to pick up something more than information, well, that would just make all our lives easier, wouldn’t it?”

Mya snorted but didn’t argue. Carcen spoke up next.

“While y'all are gettin’ the information, we-all will be unloadin’ the cargo. Once we get the word as to where we gotta go, we-all will meet up at the bar and get the information from Reela. Reela’ll stay somewhere convenient while Stumpy 'n I’ll head in to the place so’s I can get a, heh, eyeful and get what-all we came for with maybe a bit more be-sides.”

Carcen paused for a breath and Stumpy jumped in.

“C-Carcen 'n I will get-tuh-tuh what we c-c-came for, then we m-m-make our way out-tuh. We head straight-tuh-tuh for th’ ship 'n we all getuh-tuh the hell out-tuh-tuh of Dodge.”

It always took Stumpy a while to say things, but you never needed to tell him twice what you wanted done. Mya appreciated that about him, and while she hadn’t been able to get a straight answer about why he stuttered, she’d posed the problem to M’t'fdlth, and the tiny M'Pell had come up with a tap code modifier to Stumpy’s comm system.

Instead of the more usual verbally activated microphone and transponder, M’t'fdlth had set up a system in the glove on his good hand that would let him touch his pointer finger to various points on his thumb to play pre-recorded messages about what was going on. Stumpy had gotten very good at manipulating the thing, though hearing a robot voice say “I am under attack” followed immediately by the same voice saying “sorry” three times - the agreed-upon signal that he’d messed up his previous message - had been pretty common for the first few weeks.

Mya nodded to herself, knowing that nobody could actually see the action.

“And I stay with the ship and keep an eye on trackers and comms, keeping the engines warm to make a quick getaway as needed.”

A rising tone on the communications board sent tension crackling through the air. They were being hailed by orbital Nottagan control; Mya could only pray that the hacked-together identity and flight plan would hold up under scrutiny.

“Showtime.”

She reached over and hit the button to accept the communication.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=274#p274 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 07:33:41 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=274#p274
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=275#p275
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Victor POV

The door slid closed as Mya stormed out, and Victor exhaled, letting the tiredness show on his face for a moment. The girl was trying to take on the whole world, and the only role model she looked to…well. Just because the man was his oldest friend didn’t mean that he hadn’t seen the slow decline Lothar had gone through in the past few decades. They’d started out wanting to save the universe together, and they’d teamed up more than once; Lothar coming to Victor for things he couldn’t get or access, and Victor doing whatever he could to try and ensure everyone got out safely.

Except he hadn’t been nearly as successful as he should have. Too many mistakes, too many rash choices early on, and they’d lost a lot of friends. Lothar blamed the United League, blamed their policies and corruption, blamed their stranglehold on freedom and started slipping deeper and deeper into the abyss. His heart had hardened, strangled by hate and rage, and now… now even Victor wasn’t sure if there even was a line he wouldn’t cross anymore.

And the worst part was that Victor knew it was his fault. He’d been young and arrogant and thought he and Lothar could take down the entire United League themselves. When he’d helped plan those first few missions, he’d made promises he couldn’t keep. Like the attack on the control tower on Urdon VII: he’d assured everyone that the base’s systems were nothing, and it’d be only a matter of moments to disable them and gain complete access. It had only taken him twelve seconds, which was still about five minutes faster than it would have taken anyone else to even crack the first layer of security, but it was still seven seconds too late to prevent the alarm from sounding. And they’d lost six people in the ensuing firefight. Victor still had the scars on his torso from the flames that had nearly claimed his life.

And that was just one of the first two dozen or so missions where he’d let everyone down. There were so many little mistakes, so many oversights, so many rash actions that he wanted to blame on youth, but were in fact just carelessness. He’d had to learn patience and caution at the expense of so many other people’s lives. The whispers of “coward” didn’t bother him anymore. It had been three long years since any mission he’d been involved in had a single casualty on their side. He’d even managed to get Lothar out without so much as having to fire a single shot. He’d take being called a coward. It was better than the alternative.

The door slid open again and Victor turned to see Gruul poke her head through the door. “Victor. You haven’t eaten in twelve hours.”

He winced, glancing over at M’t'fdlth and shrugging. “Boss says it’s time for food.”

The M'Pell flashed at him in a sign of dismissive acknowledgement and Victor grabbed his tablet as he headed out into the hallway. Gruul’s expression was somewhere between disappointment and amusement. He smiled at her.

“Was working on something for Kaldegga Jr. She asked me to find something completely impossible to locate.” A small notification flashed up on his tablet, and his thumb poked it as they kept walking. “Naturally, I found it.”

“What was she looking for?”

“The capital shipyards.” The readout on his tablet started moving, and he glanced down while he continued to walk. “Mya wants to burn it down, send them a message and ‘keep our momentum going’.” He lowered his hands, the air quotes more for his benefit than Gruul’s, and glanced back down at his tablet.

Gruul gently steered him around a corner, moving him out of the way of a maintenance worker as she did so. “What are you working on?”

He blinked, looking up at her as his attention snapped back to himself. “Oh, I put a tracking program on Mya’s tablet a week or so ago, to ensure I was kept in-the-loop with what she was planning.”

The look on Gruul’s face caused him to stop walking for a moment, feigned innocence on his face. “Come on. She has this annoying habit of not asking me for my advice and trying to handle everything herself.”

“She is more than capable of doing so, Victor.” Gruul’s tone was admonishing. “You agreed to follow her lead when you joined the mission to rescue her father.”

“Yes. And during that mission, I did.” He paused, seeing the look on Gruul’s face, and then shrugged. “For the most part, anyway. I may have short-circuited some of her plans for a heroic firefight or four and kept us all alive in the process.”

He glanced back down, his brow furrowing. “But it’s not that mission anymore.”

Gruul didn’t respond, but instead grabbed Victor by the back of the shirt to prevent him from walking straight into an arguing pair of humans. She growled at them, and they glanced up before startling and disappearing into the surrounding tunnels. Victor hadn’t moved, his vision locked on the tablet. Gruul gave a small sigh.

“What is she working on now, then?”

“She’s talking to her father. It’s… going about as I expected it to.” Victor sighed as Gruul guided him into the mess hall and sat him down at the nearest table. His eyes were still glued to the readout on his tablet.

“She still thinks he’s a hero, you know.”

“I know.”

Victor stopped to look up at his companion’s face for the first time in several minutes.

“He was, once.”

Gruul didn’t respond, and Victor sighed, looking back down at the tablet.

“But now he’s someone who will blow up an entire planet if given the chance. I’d heard the stories. I’d wanted to dismiss them as just another rumor, the United League using the great boogeyman of Lothar Kaldegga to cover up another industrial accident or supernova or… anything but the fact that he’d actually done it.”

There was a long pause, as Victor hoped Gruul would fill the silence, but she continued to just watch him, and he sighed again. “I don’t know how to get him back anymore. I don’t even know if there’s anything left of my friend to get back. So… at this point, my main goal is to try and save the kid he didn’t even know he had and see if she can be the hero her father used to be.”

They both sat in silence for a few long minutes, and then Gruul stood up and walked away silently. Victor continued staring at the readout on his tablet, not even noticing that his companion had left. When she returned, she set a plate of steaming food before him and slid into a seat across the table, golden eyes trained on his face. Silence reigned at the table for another long moment before his brow furrowed, and he poked at his tablet.

“Well, isn’t that interesting.” He looked up at Gruul and smiled. “She’s going to try and evacuate the shipyards before she blows them.”

“Won’t that be much more difficult?”

Gruul tapped a claw on the table, drawing Victor’s attention away from his tablet.

“Eat.”

Victor blinked, and then grabbed a fork and started shoving food into his mouth, his attention back on the small screen in front of him. Gruul shook her head, but seemed content with the fact Victor was putting food in his mouth.
Victor continued to alternate between his food and the programs he was running, until the light reflecting off his glasses changed dramatically and he frowned.

“Damned storms.”

He looked up at Gruul. “She’s actually going about this intelligently. Trying to find the security plans for the station so she can evacuate the workers ahead of the attack. Sent off a message to some of her contacts ahead of the network shutdown, asking them to track it down.”

He paused, chewing his food thoughtfully. “Interesting that she didn’t just come to me about this, though.”

“She is trying to do it herself. She wants to prove herself to her father.”

Victor shook his head at that, staring down into the tray.

“What… even is this?”

He looked up at Gruul and then shook his head more forcefully.

“No, on second thought, don’t tell me.”

He looked down at his darkened screen for a moment, chewing on his lip.

“Still. Doing it yourself would be fine, but she’s just sending out something I could do in minutes to people who won’t be able to do much at all.” He sighed. “I think we’ll just make this a teachable moment.”

“Victor.”

He looked up at Gruul, trying to keep his face neutral.

“Yes, Gruul?”

She looked back at him, studying his expression, and then sighed heavily.

“Be careful.”

Victor chuckled as his gaze dropped back to the tablet in front of him.

“Am I ever anything but?”

He poked the screen back to life, and Gruul leaned back to keep an eye on the rest of the room as he worked. After 45 minutes, during which she reminded him to keep eating no fewer than twelve times, he finally nodded, leaned back, and smiled.

“There we go.”

“What did you do?”

He smiled at her.

“That’d be telling.”

He held up a hand as she glared at him and smiled again. “Don’t worry. She’ll get to assemble her team, brief them on the mission, and enact her plan. She’ll just find that it’ll be significantly easier than expected and be able to withdraw nearly as soon as she arrives without any danger to herself, her team, or any of her contacts.”

He stood up, stretching his arms.

“So, how much do you know about spikeball?”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=275#p275 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 07:39:27 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=275#p275
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=276#p276
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Mya POV

Mya sat in the pilot seat and listened to Carcen’s increasingly bitter complaints as he and Stumpy unloaded the cargo from the ship. The boxes of heavily processed, low-spoilage foodstuffs were both weighty and unwieldy, even with a cargo shifter to help. Two meters to each side, and packed as densely as possible with food, they had to be pulled from their three-high stacks in the cargo bay to be moved out to the designated loading zone – where they had to be stacked three high back to front or the Nottagan authorities would make them onload the improperly stacked crates and try again.

Getting through Nottagan traffic control and landing customs had been nerve-wrackingly easy. While all their credentials were faker than a human-Yttarran wedding invitation, the cargo and contract for it were actually genuine. Reela had gotten them for a song from one of her contacts who ran a legitimate cargo-hauling business; paying the man off with just a hundred credits more than he would have gotten for the trip was all it took. Apparently Nottagan was so boring that even the thinnest excuse was enough to make subcontracting a better option than going themselves, and the only thing Nottagan exported was waste - which, granted, there was a market for on agrarian food worlds - but it didn’t pay much and made your ship whiff a bit if you didn’t seal the cargo hold properly.

If they didn’t have to depart in a hell of a hurry, Stumpy would bring in the large canisters that were stacked conspicuously nearby onboard to make it look like they’d taken the usual export cargo on; leaving without cargo or passengers would be a bigger red flag than rushing everyone on board and making a hard burn for the translocation point. If they didn’t have to burn these identities, Mya would prefer that they didn’t. They weren’t the best work, but passing muster in a bureaucratic hellscape was no mean feat and their faked cargo-hauler credentials had demonstratively done that in the short term. At the very least, being discovered long after they were gone was preferable to being shot down immediately.

The communications board in front of Mya flashed - Reela was calling in, and just in time too, as Carcen checked the last box of foodstuffs out of their inventory. Mya hit the toggle to open the line, and Reela’s voice issued somewhat tinnily from the speakers.

“Fair Trade Public House, city grid 57 cross 86.”

The channel closed immediately, and Mya was left to stare in slight bafflement at the quiescent comm suite.

They had all agreed to keep active transmissions as short as possible; both Carcen and Stumpy had hard-encrypted one-way audio feeds, sure, but sending and receiving messages was something that the United League loved to monitor closely. Keeping the messages short and sweet would keep the United League’s surveillance systems from backtracking the signal to more sensitive areas. It was Reela’s tone, more than their message, that had Mya confused. She couldn’t claim to know the con artist well; Reela was out and about far too often for that. Still, for the times she’d known and worked with them, they’d kept a calm and slightly jocular demeanor when not engaged in trying to hook someone else. Which made it all the more puzzling why the message had come through cold and angry.

Things had been going too well. Mya could only hope that whatever had annoyed Reela wasn’t going to tank the whole mission.

Mya stood up and stretched before walking towards the cargo section. Both Carcen and Stumpy were sweating heavily as they rested against one of the bulkheads, though only Carcen looked unhappy about the fact. Stumpy noticed her first and gave her a nod, which drew Carcen’s attention to her and he scowled.

“If you’re wantin’ us t’ move somethin’ more - ”

Mya cut him off with a quick wave.

“Reela reported in. Your rest stop is the Fair Trade Public House, near location 3.”

She spoke loud enough for them to hear, but not loudly enough to carry outside the cargo compartment. It was, thankfully, enough to make Carcen stop complaining immediately as the man brightened and elbowed Stumpy.

“Y'hear that? We kin fine'ly get to th’ good part!”

You’d never know Carcen had been anything but enthusiastic about the plan, the way he was grinning at Stumpy. Stumpy, in his turn, didn’t respond verbally but instead chose to nod at Mya once again, a gesture she found obscurely comforting. Stumpy had a way about him that suggested the inexorable motion of a glacier; it might take him a while, but he’d get to where he was going, and if anything stood in his way, he’d plow right through. That aura belied his actual speed, of course; Mya had eyewitness testimony of Stumpy laying three guys out flat in the time it took to drink a shot.

Mya returned the larger man’s nod and headed back to the pilot’s seat. Sitting and waiting was always the hardest part of any kind of operation; if Mya had her way, she would have accompanied the ground team into the secured archive to try and extract the disk. Unfortunately, genetic scanners were frequently employed in places like this, and she was her father’s daughter. Their genetic profile was too similar, and even the partial match would be enough to trip the alarms - a fact she had learned the hard way when trying to crack a security office on Astran I.

So she was confined to the ship for this trip, monitoring the feeds from Stumpy and Carcen and ready to pull their bacon out of the fire at a moment’s notice. She reached over and tapped a few commands into the communications board, and Carcen’s voice filled the cabin.

“An’ so there we were, trapped in th’ middle of th-”

she turned the volume lower; Carcen was spinning one of his tales again, and Mya had had just about enough of them on the journey to Nottagan. Depending on how the trip went, she’d likely have to hear more of them on the way from Nottagan; it was almost enough to make her wish he’d get shot somewhere non-vital. His complaining was annoying, but his exaggerated stories made Mya’s teeth itch with the urge to correct him.

Mya leaned back in her chair and stared at the ceiling. This was the least dangerous part of the mission, and she had some time to think before they started the infiltration.

Of course, her mind immediately went to her father. The man was like the empty spot left behind by a lost tooth; her thoughts went to him over and over, and it was still somehow both tender and sore. She hadn’t heard much from him in the few days it had been since the medics had cleared him for general Resistance work around the base; mostly a few glimpses in the mess hall, a nod if they passed in the hallway, gestures she might expect from a passing acquaintance she was on good terms with. From her father though - as much as she didn’t know the man - it felt strange. Wrong. Whenever they’d been on the same bases in previous years, he’d never so much as looked at her; now she merely rated a nod?

Of course, it’d taken a hell of a lot to get even that far, hence this mission. If she could just keep that momentum up, now that he was finally seeing her at all… well. That’s why she had put together this mission so quickly, without her usual care. She had to keep pushing the Resistance towards victory, or her father would simply leave her behind again. She’d go back to being one of the faceless crowd, and this time she wouldn’t have her mother there to buoy her up again. She’d be alone.

And that scared Mya most of all.

The communications board flashing brought Mya out of her reverie, and she straightened up as she turned the volume higher. Reela’s voice and a background murmur were now coming through Carcen and Stumpy’s feeds, in addition to their voices.

“ -on’t know what she thinks she’s playing at.”

Reela’s voice was flat and nasty.

“If she already had it done for us, why lead us on with a stupid plan? Why bother wasting our time and hers when a courier would’ve done the same job with less fuss?”

“Yyyou said V-v-v-”

“She said the courier said compliments of Victor Cloud.”

Carcen’s voice had a nasty edge to it.

“Way I see it, she weren’t told that her daddy sent his ol’ friend after her. Way I see it, her old man ain’t figurin’ on her bein’ able to do it, and ask his partner to do it right.”

The others remained silent as he hawked and spat, and Mya was at once desperately wishing that the audios included a video component and being deeply glad they didn’t.

“Way I sees it, now that her daddy’s back she don’t know what a girlie ought who ain’t ready t’ be out from daddy’s wings just yet.”

He made a contemptuous noise.

“Princess ought be back up in her tower where she can do th’ most good with what she got - she ain’t get them aliens t’ help just on account a’ she asked ‘em to, y'know.”

He snickered crudely, though the other two remained silent for a long moment.

Then there was a heavy thud and Carcen swore loudly.

“We n-n-need tuh-to get-tuh back tuh-to th’ ship.”

Stumpy’s voice was as chilly as Mya had ever heard it.

“Do let’s.”

Reela’s voice wasn’t as cold as Stumpy’s, but it definitely wasn’t what you’d call warm or friendly.

Mya turned the feeds almost down to nothing as the sounds of the crowd faded, her stomach churning like a storm-tossed sea. A courier? Did that mean they had the drive? And what did Victor have to do with any of it?

Her mind reeling, Mya sat silently in the pilot’s chair and waited for the others to return.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=276#p276 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 07:44:15 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=276#p276
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=277#p277
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The silence in the halls was thick with tension as Mya stormed down the winding corridors of the Sarcorxious base.

A few people had turned up when her ship had docked, concerned about their early return, but now the halls were empty. Not that they were exactly bustling in general - the base had been designed in a fit of optimism to hold several thousand people; as of now, less than four hundred really inhabited it - but the first few people she’d snapped at had scuttled off and she hadn’t seen anyone since.

Mya was dimly glad of the fact; she knew that she’d worked hard to bring people here, and that she’d be angry with herself later if she drove any away just because she was in a bad mood. On the other hand, seeing no-one on her way down to IC 7-0 meant she didn’t have anyone to vent her spleen on and so it fed on itself, the flames of anger mixing with the crackle of irritation to the point where she was sure that if the elements obeyed her instead of the fabric of space, she’d have been sparking at her fingertips.

As it was, she was only breathing metaphorical fire when she pushed open the door to IC 7-0. M’t'fdlth was, thankfully, nowhere to be seen, but Gruul was there. As was the actual target of her ire.

“Cloud.”

Victor Cloud twitched at the sound of his name but turned to face her calmly from where he’d been working on something at his preferred terminal.

“Mya.”

His neutral tone and informal form of address infuriated her, and she stomped over to shove a small data drive - already carefully backed up twice over to secure locations on the server - into his chest. Hard.

“You thought I couldn’t get it? You thought, what, that I was too weak to get it without your help? Too stupid?”

Memories of men and women ignoring her carefully reasoned arguments rose up to choke her. Nobody had been keen to follow her until they learned her name - who her father was. If she couldn’t do a stupid retrieval mission on her own, if her father thought she was too incompetent to do what had to be done, he’d -

“I do not believe that is what he thought.”

The calm, measured voice of Gruul broke through Mya’s spiral of panic and snapped her back to the present. Hating herself for even thinking her father would leave her again, she rounded on the much larger Hosh.

“And how would you know? Were you in on this too? Did you think I needed coddling like Cloud?”

That seemed to strike a nerve. Victor was out of his seat and between Mya and Gruul in an instant, forcing Mya’s attention back on himself.

“Enough of that. This was all my idea, and she had no idea what I was doing. Don’t be mad at her just because she happens to be handy.”

Mya glared at Victor for a few moments before she sighed, feeling all her anger flood out of her. It wasn’t right or fair to snap at Gruul, and she’d apologize for it later. Instead, she slumped down into the chair Victor had recently vacated.

“Just- tell me why. Why you thought it was a good idea to set me up as a laughingstock. Why you thought having one of your contacts on Nottagan pull the drive for us was the best use of time and valuable resources, when I already had a team prepped and ready to go."

Why you didn’t trust me to do the job went unsaid.

Mya ran a hand through her hair, remembering the irritated look on Reela’s face as they handed over the supposedly super-secure drive that a punk in a bar had just delivered to them without prompting. She remembered Carcen’s scathing remarks about how the useless princess Kaldegga had to have her missions spoon fed to her, only good at getting with the aliens and serving diplomatic tea on base, and Stumpy’s eloquently raised eyebrow when his words failed him yet again.

Victor looked pained.

"I wasn’t trying to make fun of you, I was trying to prove a point.”

Mya snorted.

“What point? The fact that I’m still the useless nobody who gets left behind when the mission’s too hard?”

Victor scowled.

“No. The point that you don’t have to do it alone anymore. You don’t have to prove to your father or anyone else that you can do it all by yourself. You have people who support you here; if you’d just asked me for help, you wouldn’t even have had to go to Nottagan!”

Mya frowned reflexively as a point niggled in the back of her mind.

“You know Nottagan, you know the place is - ” she paused to slide a glance over to Gruul before resolutely looking back at Victor “ - unfriendly. I couldn’t ask you to go out again, and this was a hard disk - not networked. I didn’t think you could access it remotely. No need to bother you.”

The niggling point blossomed into a full suspicion and her eyes narrowed.

“In fact, I didn’t bother you. I didn’t tell you I was going to Nottagan.”

Victor looked at her steadily, unrepentant, and said nothing.

Mya stood abruptly.

“I have to go. I need to analyze these plans and come up with a strategy to take the ships.”

She gave both the other people in the room a sardonic smile.

“Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to run it by other, more competent people first.”

She strode to the door, ignoring Victor’s gusty sigh and a murmur from Gruul behind her as she walked out. She had to pull a plan together before her father heard what a useless waste the previous mission had been.

Mya quailed internally at the thought and walked faster.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=277#p277 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 07:47:11 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=277#p277
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=278#p278
Spoiler
Victor POV

Victor stood in the doorway, watching as Carcen repeated the story for the sixth or seventh time.

“And then th’ princess just blinked, lookin’ down at th’ disk like she’d no idea why she was holdin’ it. It was priceless. She’d built th’ mission up to be some big ordeal, and an old hack who ain’t even brave enough to leave th’ station went and did the whole thing for her like it ain’t nothin’. Ha!”

Carcen looked around, waiting for the laughter which wasn’t coming, and then shrugged.

“Any which way, it was mighty funny.”

Victor smirked as a few different people started standing up to leave. They’d seen Victor in the doorway behind Carcen as soon as he’d arrived, but the younger man was too wrapped up in himself to have noticed.

“Hey, I haven’t even told you about her face when she realized she’d have to explain herself to the old man…”

“You’re an idiot, Carcen.”

The young man spun around to stare at Victor, shock evident on his face.

“V-Victor! What are… what are you doing? Where did you come from?”

His body tensed up as if he was ready to fight, and Victor merely sighed.

“Y’heard that?”

When Victor didn’t reply, he stuck his chin out defiantly. To Victor, it just made him look even more wall-eyed.

“Wanna do something about it, or are you just the coward everybody knows you are?”

“Do you expect that to get a rise out of me?”

Victor’s face was unreadable, and the younger man snarled wordlessly at him.

“You think that calling me a coward to my face is going to shatter my resolve, bring me to my knees and ask for your forgiveness? You think I haven’t heard it a thousand times before from people who were bright enough to properly secure their networked devices before mouthing off at me?”

Victor slid his hand into one of his many pockets, and thumbed a button.

“What d’you…”

Carcen’s words were cut short as he spasmed, his hands flying up to his implant as he screamed in pain.

“Don’t be so dramatic.”

Victor walked forward, sliding a foot behind Carcen’s right leg and shoving him, hard, in the chest. The younger man, already off balance from the worm Victor had put in his integrated eyepiece, fell to the ground and landed heavily on his ass. He didn’t stay there for long, however, as Victor’s right foot slammed into his nose and sent a spurt of blood sailing through the air, and his head hit the floor of the cafeteria with a heavy thud. Adjusting his glasses from where they’d come askew on his face, Victor stepped forward, pressing a foot into Carcen’s neck. Not hard enough to cause any damage, no, but hard enough that the man started squirming under him.

“Now it’s time for you to listen.”

“Grk…” Carcen’s voice rasped through his windpipe, and Victor pressed down harder.

“Just because you bought a fancy gadget that lets you hack things by looking at them doesn’t make you anything, Carcen. You’re just a big mouth attached to a pathetic sack of wasted potential who doesn’t take enough precautions.”

Victor held up his tablet, showing Carcen a diagram of the younger man’s implant.

“Ten characters, and only using characters from UL Standard? You have a networked terminal wired into your brain that anyone could have hacked into at any point. The only reason no one did it before is because usually you’re not even worth that much effort.”

Victor leaned forward, pressing more of his weight onto Carcen’s neck.

“But now you’ve pissed me off.”

Carcen writhed under the older man’s foot, striking at Victor’s ankle and knee with blows that were on the pathetic side. Victor eased up on the pressure - he was here to teach a lesson, not kill the other hacker - and pushed a button. Carcen immediately spasmed again, and Victor sighed.

“This implant is even more of a security risk than you’d think, from the so-called security you had on it. It’s wired into your muscular system, which doesn’t even make sense. With the right inputs, I could make you dance and there’s not a damned thing you could do about it.”

He leaned over and met the younger man’s eyes squarely, ignoring the tears beginning to leak out of them.

“Stop struggling, shut your mouth, and listen for once in your life.”

Carcen’s eyes were filled with hate, but he finally stopped struggling and glared up at Victor. The older man simply glared back at him.

“Here’s what’s going to happen. I’m going to move my foot off your throat, and you’re going to stay there and then we can have a chat about appropriate behavior. If you try anything else, we’ll see just how hard you can punch yourself. Nod if you understand.”

Carcen glared at him for another long moment before his head nodded, and Victor stepped back. Carcen gasped, rubbing at his throat, but didn’t move.

“What do you want, old man?”

“For starters? I want you to learn how to properly encrypt your data.”

Victor pushed another button on the tablet, and another window opened up on it. Carcen glanced at it for a second before letting out a series of expletives.

“It doesn’t matter that this is just personal data; any exploit is a total exploit. This? Using an off-the-shelf encryption program from four decades ago, which wasn’t even good then? You might as well just have posted these images all over the base for how accessible they were. A lack of security like that will get good people killed, and put you into even more trouble than you already are.”

While Victor had his own share of data troves hidden in networks across the galaxy, he made sure that each one was constantly and consistently updated with the latest security patches, bug fixes, and encryption protocols. He’d had one cracked - once, and he’d been a much younger man then - and the results had been disastrous. His mind still flinched away from the death toll, and he squashed the urge to step on Carcen’s neck again.

“What are you going to do with those?”

Carcen’s voice was angry, but Victor could hear the fear behind the charade.

“If you don’t cause any more problems? Nothing. This was me illustrating a point.”

Victor closed the window on his tablet.

“No one else will see these pictures, or the video recordings, or the dozens of horrifically awful poems you’ve written.”

He shook his head.

“We’re in a resistance against an organization that spans multiple galaxies and has uncountable methods of discovering, tracing, and cracking into networks. You’re going out on missions to find information they don’t want us to know, information that could take them down, and you’re basically putting a direct line into it from a network that’s as secure as your underwear drawer. Which is another place I dearly wish I hadn’t found a way into.”

“You… what?” Carcen’s mask of rage fractured for a moment, replaced by confusion.

“It’s not important. What is important is that your networked devices are basically openly broadcasting to anyone who’s looking hard enough - and believe me, the United League is always looking hard enough - and you’re not even trying to hide or secure them. And any time you access one of our systems, you leave a nice little hole that someone outside could use to break in here and find everything we’re working on, every mission we’re planning, and every world we have a base on.”

Victor’s expression darkened significantly.

“You’re putting thousands of people at terrible risk because you’re too damned arrogant to do things properly instead of quickly.”

“So what? No one can access our network here, we’re safe.”

“You were just out on Nottagan, Carcen!”

Victor’s voice rose to a volume the other man had never heard before.

“You walked through a spaceport filled with security measures and network probes and it’s a damned miracle none of those broke into your implant or your tablet. And no, they didn’t. I already checked.”

Victor stepped forward again, pulling up another window.

“This is the log of every network you automatically and ignorantly connected to or brushed up against during your seventy-four minutes on Nottagan. Fifteen of these actually connected back to your implant, and six of them connected back to your tablet. If anyone had been paying even a small amount of attention, they could have dropped a trojan into either system and traced us back to this base.”

Carcen blinked, looking at the logs.

“But… how? I would have noticed this. My sniffers-”

“Your sniffers are part of what was sending so many connections - because you didn’t take the time to configure them properly.”

Victor squatted down, his face mere inches away from the source of his ire.

“You risked everyone here because you didn’t, and the only reason we’re having a chat instead of you floating out through space is because you got lucky.”

“What do you want?”

Carcen looked into the eyes of Victor, fear clearly evident on his face.

“I want you to learn how to properly encrypt your systems. I want you to read through and understand all the security protocols that we have in place. I want you to do your damned job, instead of me having to do it for you. Until you do - to my satisfaction - you refuse any mission anyone tries to send you on, because you’re a liability I’m not willing to risk. If you disregard this request and try to leave anyway, you’ll discover that none of the ships on this base will launch while you are onboard, and that all network access outside of this base has been revoked.”

“You… you can’t do this!”

Carcen’s voice cracked from fear, but Victor could see the anger rising into his eyes again.

“You don’t have the authority!”

“Then try it, Carcen. Try your luck. See if you can break through the systems I’ve put in place on this base.”

Victor glared back at him, and the younger man eventually backed down, averting his gaze.

“I’ll see you around, Carcen.”

Victor straightened back up, shaking his head at the form below him, before turning and heading back out the door he’d come in. Gruul was waiting for him just outside, and he grimaced before turning to head back towards IC 7-0. They walked in silence until they arrived at the door, and then Victor stopped and sighed, turning to look up at the Hosh.

“Okay, Gruul. You think I went too far?”

She looked down at him silently for a few seconds before speaking.

“I do not.”

“Then… what is it? Do you think I’m out of line? Do you think I should have gone to Mya about this?”

Once again, there was a lengthy pause before Gruul responded.

“You think you do.”

Victor sighed, throwing up his hands in exasperation.

“I don’t understand what that girl is doing half the time. She’s got good ideas, and is going about things the right way, but then she just flies off the handle for no reason.”

“You treated her like a child, Victor.” A pause. “And took your anger out on the hacker she chose to bring on her mission instead of you.”

Victor glared up at the larger figure.

“Well, she’s been acting like one since we got her father out of that cell.”

He scowled, opening the door and walking in.

“Plus Carcen’s been on my radar for a while. I just finally got around to talking to him about it.”

Gruul didn’t really have eyebrows to raise, but her tone made her disbelief clear anyway.

“And so you chose now, as he was speaking about the mission he was just on?”

The room was empty, which Victor was glad of, and he stormed over to his chair and collapsed into it in lieu of addressing her comment.

“What do you think I should do about Mya?” he asked, deliberately letting the matter of Carcen drop.

Gruul stared back at Victor silently for several seconds, and Victor groaned in exasperation. “

Fine! I’ll go talk to her.”

He glanced over at the computer screen he was sitting at and paused, his brow furrowing.

“Riiiiiiiight after I figure out who is trying to connect to our network from Itchylgoron VII.”

Victor’s fingers started flying across the keyboard in front of him as he began tracing the connections, and he didn’t even notice when Gruul stood up and left the room. It was several hours later when he finally stopped, shaking his head. It had been a United League investigation team tasked with tracing network signals and breaking in as far as they could. It looks like they’d caught a sniff of the resistance network during the mission to Nottagan and traced it back to their base, but had gotten lost in the shell networks Victor had set up around them and hadn’t made any progress.

Victor made a mental note to thank M’t'fdlth for their help in setting those networks up, and also to rework the way their ships accessed the network in order to prevent such a breach from happening again.

Victor’s stomach rumbled, and he snapped back to reality, realizing that he was completely alone in the room. He blinked and pulled up the access log to check when Gruul had left. Nearly seven hours ago. No wonder he was hungry. He stood up, locking his terminal, and stretched. He had to admit that while it was a bit demeaning for Gruul to be treating him like a child, there was also something comforting about it.

He made another mental note to figure out how he felt about it and then address that as he moved towards the door, and then stopped. He still needed to talk to Mya, and that probably needed to be his priority. Victor sighed heavily, dreading the argument that was sure to come. But it had to be done.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=278#p278 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 07:54:24 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=278#p278
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Spoiler
Mya POV

Mya had gone directly to the quarters she shared with nine other humans after leaving IC 7-0; the team had arrived back on base later in the evening on their return from that joke of a mission, and she’d gone straight to confront Victor about what he’d done. By the time she’d gotten to her room, everyone was already bundled up and, if not actually asleep, then doing a pretty decent job at faking it.

She hadn’t bothered to undress and had thrown herself down on her bunk - the bottom one, closest the door because she was the one most likely to get woken up in the night for something urgent - fully clothed. She’d spent several hours tossing and turning, too keyed up wondering what her father would think of her for sleep to even start to approach, before finally giving it up as a bad job. She’d tried putting on her pajamas about thirty minutes in, hoping the comfortable shirt and loose pants would help her to get to sleep, and didn’t bother getting dressed beyond putting on her shoes as she slipped quietly out of the shared quarters and made her way to her office.

Well, what used to be her office. Technically, with her father’s arrival, it had become his office, but Mya was pretty sure he’d never even set foot inside. Which, in hindsight, was probably for the best given the number of people she’d had to deal with just that day who had popped in simply wanting to talk to the Lothar Kaldegga. It was mostly dominated by a large desk, a wobbling edifice put together out of the scraps of whatever the builders had left over after they finished the custom bunks for the Hosh and Kala'Kah. The top was two pieces of flat board nailed to some supports that might once have been table legs but for the accident of a drunken Resistance fighter named Burt who’d been thrown through the table’s surface. The desk was an eyesore, but it was big, and it worked, and there wasn’t anything better available.

The only other point of note in the room was the somewhat more solid side table that had been looted off a luxury yacht belonging to some government bigwig’s wife. Not only was it a beautiful piece of turned heartwood, but it also had a built-in coffee maker that rose elegantly from the back and dispensed coffee from the mouth of a small, ornamental swan. Mya personally found the thing ridiculously gaudy and overdone, but she couldn’t deny her boundless gratitude for a nearly endless supply of fresh coffee.

Especially on a night like tonight.

Mya sighed as she rubbed her forehead, looking at the various tablets she had spread in front of her. If she couldn’t sleep, might as well do something useful, and she’d spent the last few hours doing a penetration analysis of the security plans she’d ferried back from Victor’s contact on Nottagan. Mya reached out and grabbed the cup of coffee she’d pulled when she’d first arrived, and grimaced at the tepid temperature. When people weren’t constantly interrupting her, the hours slipped by almost unnoticed.

At least working through the night meant nobody had had the chance to ask her about Victor’s little stunt. Her fingers tightened reflexively on her cup as the still-raw anger she felt at the older man chose that moment to surface, then cursed as some of the coffee landed on her lap. Pursing her lips, she set the cup down with exquisite gentleness before pulling the nearest tablet closer. Pouring coffee all over the plans she’d acquired — however she acquired them — would not help with planning.

The display on the tablet hadn’t changed since the last time she looked at it. Security for the shipyards was tight as a miser’s wallet; rotating, semi-randomized guard patrols, electronic safeties and countermeasures, physical reinforcing of vulnerable points in the station, primary, secondary, and even battery-powered tertiary surveillance systems, complex baffles on exhaust vents, and a whole host of other problems that the Resistance would have to work around to get the workers out.

The workers themselves were another variable; while the security plans didn’t detail the exact composition and count of the current worker population, they laid out considerations for more than seventy-five thousand non-security staff who had access to nothing save the internal quarters designated for them. Twelve-hour shifts of workers would be escorted back and forth between areas by armed guards, with special maintenance parties only allowed to work section by section, as permitted by the guards. No worker could open any door except the ones that led from the worker common areas to the worker sleeping areas; food was provided in the common worker areas, and no worker was sent anywhere unescorted if, for some reason, they had to go to a section outside of their assigned areas.

The external defenses were just as impressive. There was everything from point defense lasers that didn’t require an elementalist’s backing, all the way up to super heavy gun emplacements designed to amplify elemental magic almost as much as a capital warship could. Shields surrounded the whole place like a cocoon, with the only unshielded point being the enormous solar siphon that was so close to the pulsar it was almost in the corona, and trying to get in that way would be like hopping from the fire back into the frying pan.

Mya huffed in frustration and dropped her tablet to press the heels of her hands into her throbbing eyes. She had to be methodical about this or everyone died. She dragged her hands down her face as she stared up at the ceiling and mentally categorized what their plans required.

One, they had to get access to the station. The place did have protocols for visits from the brass or the military, people wishing to inspect the place, but those were scheduled far in advance and involved ships far sleeker than any rust bucket employed by the Resistance could ever even pretend to be. So that option was out, and even thinking about a direct assault would just get everyone involved killed. The only other way on and off the station was the regular material deliveries. The shipyards required a lot of raw or partially manufactured materials to make the capital ships, and the supply vessels also dropped off organic components like additional labor or food supplies.

So, the best option was to hijack one or more delivery vessels on scheduled runs to the shipyard. Preferably ones that were designated to arrive at nearly concomitant times. Preferably ones that were transporting organic materials so it would be easier to sneak as many Resistance fighters on board as possible. Mya leaned over and made a note, adding the caveat that their best hackers needed to be in the first group to land on the ‘yards or this whole thing would be over well before it started.

Two, they had to get the workers moving ahead of the Resistance translocationist teams. Problematic, especially with the security set up the way it was; the best she could do was to warn the workers ahead of time and have them ready to go when the flag came down. Mya frowned and checked the security plans to see what kind of species would be laboring there. She was completely unsurprised to find a majority of the laborers were Hosh, with the second largest faction being humans pulled from the penal system. Interestingly, general maintenance was all done by Yttarr; no accommodations for Kala'Kah were listed, and neither were any for M'Pell - though the last didn’t surprise her, given that most United League bureaucrats and citizens alike tended to regard the M'Pell as some kind of child’s plaything rather than a sentient species.

Mya narrowed her eyes in thought. The thing about Yttarr was that, without its wing-casing, one Yttarr was visually - and, crucially, genetically - indistinguishable from another Yttarr. It was the combination of Queen and Comptroller pheromones that caused an Yttarr’s wing-casings to develop the colors and patterns distinct to each hive. It was those colors and patterns - as well as their unique metal-based composition - that made Yttarr wing casings highly sought after by the United League’s upper crust. Jewelry, fashion accessories, decorative body armor, sculptures, and more - the one percent could not get enough of what could be done with Yttarr wing casings. The high demand, combined with crippling debt from predatory lenders, caused most Yttarr to remove their wing casings and sell them at a pittance for the good of the hive. The casing would grow back, of course, if the Yttarr ever got enough nutrition to molt properly, but it was rare to see an Yttarr with an intact wing casing. As a consequence, it was just as rare to see an Yttarr who could actually fly. Without the protective casing, the wing membranes dried out and tore with the lightest touch.

Mya had integrated several dying hives into the current iteration of the Resistance. One of the United League’s favorite punishments for the Yttarr - be it for a real failing or some imagined slight - was killing the Queen of a hive. The Queen didn’t rule the hive, nor even truly direct it, but she was the only true female in the hive and the only one capable of laying eggs. When a hive’s Queen died, it was only a matter of time before the hive proper followed her into oblivion. The hives currently present on three of the eight populated bases - including this one - had approached Mya as a group. Their Comptrollers - the word didn’t translate well, meaning as best as she could figure “one who directs the Hive,” but “Comptroller” was the closest the translators could get, apparently - had all met and decided that if their hives were going to die, they would do so giving the United League a black eye. So they’d come to Mya, and Mya had given them places to set up shop.

All the Yttarr on base still had their wing casings, though the colors had faded from their usual brilliant iridescence thanks to the lack of Queenly pheromones. But if Mya could convince just one Yttarr to remove their casing and somehow sneak said Yttar onto the station… Mya scowled as she jotted the idea down.

The problem was that wing casings were culturally significant to the Yttarr, and at least a quarter of an Yttarr’s day was spent cleaning and maintaining it. She didn’t want to set the precedent that an Yttarr’s wing casing was as disposable as an old coat - she’d had to come down hard on M’t'fdlth when the M'Pell had taken Khaleev’s casing for use in the ISCS connection, though the fact that Khaleev had broken the part M’t'fdlth had been planning to use instead had been a mitigating circumstance - but she might not have a choice, if she needed one to sneak aboard the shipyards.

Grimacing, Mya pulled her mind back to the matter at hand.

Three, they had to get on board the ships. With any luck, there’d still be boarding ramps available so the United League wouldn’t have to waste translocation specialists just to get their ships built. For the more fully complete ships, two teams would have to get on board - one to get to the bridge and fly the thing, and the other to start pulling workers aboard. Each team would also need a tech specialist to disable any fail safes and alarms onboard the ship, or they wouldn’t get very far.

Four, they had to launch the ships. For the nearly complete ones it would be easy, but for the ones with hulls still open to space, they’d need to disengage the building protocols. The ramps would shear off and they could close as many sections as possible to vacuum, but that would take precious time they probably wouldn’t have. The least-built ships would have to be taken first, though tech specialists would not be as high of a priority to the teams assigned to them as the systems would still be slaved to the shipyard’s mainframe which would have been disabled before they even thought about taking ships.

Of course, that assumed they had enough translocationists to take enough ships to force them onto the half-built ones. While ships didn’t amplify translocation magic like the circuits for elemental magic did, they did allow the translocationist to feel the shape of the ship they were transporting and give them a baseline for the translocation calculations.

Mya herself had never even attempted to transport anything that large before - or anything so full of people. Her record was a luxury yacht that had held thirty other Resistance fighters as they'd headed for a supply raid on an agricultural world; she'd done it once in but not out, with the ship destroyed - and most of the fighters killed - by the unexpected presence of a United League training ship in the system. She'd been lucky to escape with her life, and had never pushed her limit that far ever again.

Most of the other translocationists in the Resistance were on par with - or weaker than - Mya. It depended on how many ships were working, but she might only give the orders for the space-worthy ships.

Five, they had to destroy the station. That’s where her father and all the other elementalists they had would come into play; they would have to fire the weapons systems into the heart of the station itself to begin a meltdown on the reactor. Mya rubbed at her forehead as she wrote; she would be on the team with her father, there was no doubt about that, and for the best chance of success they’d need to be in the most complete ship - which in turn meant their team would need the best hacker to go with them; Victor. She was sure there were probably worse things, but for the life of her she couldn’t think of any right now.

Six, they had to escape. That meant random jumps to any of a number of prearranged systems, then two more jumps before rendezvousing in one of the new systems the hijacked drone ship feeds had given them that the United League hadn’t gotten.

Seven, they had to…

Mya was so absorbed in her thoughts that she hadn’t noticed another presence in the room until the other person spoke.

“So.”

The voice was cold, disdainful, and Mya looked up only to freeze like a penemth in a spotlight. Her father stood tall on the other side of the desk, arms folded, the door closed behind him. His expression matched his tone, and Mya couldn’t speak for the vice that was crushing the lungs in her chest.

“Couldn’t even do a simple retrieval mission. My old friend had to step in and do it for you.”

He looked down his nose at her, as if from a very great height.

“Useless. Pathetic. I’m surprised you even managed to get me out of the United League’s ship. But then, you didn’t do a very good job of it, did you? You didn’t manage to keep those technicians from seeing your crew, you couldn’t keep yourself from being shot, you injured your own teammates, you didn’t take the ship even though you managed to get onboard. You couldn’t even get the tracker out of my leg before they followed us.”

Lothar stepped forward and slammed both hands on the desk, the piece of furniture so afraid of him it didn’t even dare wobble when he did.

“You’re weak. Pitiful. Your mother would be ashamed of you; I wonder if we even really share a bloodline at all. You’re no Kaldegga.”

Mya flinched away from his words, writhing under Lothar’s withering glare as she tried to think of excuses.

I tried to do what you wanted, father.

I got you and my team out safe, father.

I didn’t lead them here, father, I led them away.


All that emerged from her mouth, however, was a strangled whine.

“Father, please-”

Please don’t leave me.

Lothar Kaldegga sneered, face twisting into an ugly mask she didn’t want to recognize -

but saw sometimes when she looked into a mirror

her mother always said she looked like her father


“You’re no daughter of mine.”

Mya keened softly as Lothar turned and strode out the door, leaving her completely alone. She was a good daughter, she could do better, she could -

A loud knock at her door had her jerking awake, drool and tears drying on her face and on the tablet she’d fallen asleep on. Her father was nowhere to be seen. Mya grimaced as she wiped the traces of tears from her face.

“Come in,” she called, trying desperately to look like she hadn’t just woken up from an unpleasant dream and had, in fact, been awake and planning all along.

The door opened, and in walked Gruul.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=279#p279 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 08:02:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=279#p279
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=280#p280
Spoiler
Gruul POV

Gruul could tell Mya had been sleeping. Crying too, by the looks of it. However, she made no mention of it. At least it confirmed her suspicions.

“Sit down.”

Mya offered, pointing to a nearby chair which Gruul looked at dubiously. She shifted her seven-foot frame, moving her tail clear of the doorway,

“I will stand.”

Mya shrugged,

“Suit yourself.”

“Mya Kaldegga, I have concerns.”

“About?”

“This plan.”

Mya sighed.

“Gruul, I get that you don’t want casualties. But this is war and that means people are going to get hurt. Now, I’m going to try my best, but if you’re asking me to promise that no one dies… I can’t do that.”

Gruul blinked.

“I am not unaware of the costs of war. I know them, in some ways, better than you.”

“Well, good.”

“Just because I am aware of them does not mean that I must accept them as needed. Why make many cuts where one will do? Have you never wondered why my people do not use guns or bombs? Why our weapons are our own hands and the blades we carry in them?”

Mya shifted and rubbed her eyes.

“Gruul, please. It’s either too early or too late for a philosophy lesson. If it’s not about the casualties then what are you here about?”

Gruul folded her arms.

“Your father.”

The other woman stiffened slightly.

“Oh?”

“Yes.”

“What about him?”

“I know what it is to desire the closeness of a clan.” Gruul replied, “I know what it is to seek the reassurance of a bloodline and to be willing to do nearly anything to find it again.”

“Yes, I’ve noticed you and Victor have been spending time together. Half the base thinks you’re knocking boots,” Mya said mildly.

Gruul cocked her head.

“Victor is a man who understands that blood is not a desirable result. He is also somewhat incapable of managing his own health beyond staying out of the way. Forgetting to eat is not an effective adaptation.” She paused. “I am not familiar with “knocking boots.””

Mya waved her hand.

“Okay. Never mind. You were saying?”

“Would you prefer me to speak openly or continue to make allusions?”

“Just get it over with.”

“Mya Kaldegga, you are not your father. And while you see this as a failing on your part, I would suggest that it is perhaps an adaptation that will allow you to surpass him. If you are not blinded by your desire for your own bloodline to echo the family you build yourself.”

Mya stared.

“Is that what you wanted to say?”

Gruul nodded.

“Yes. This plan of yours is rash and foolish. It may also be the correct one. If it remains yours and not your father’s. Lothar Kaldegga is many things, but he is not the one that I follow. You are.”

She moved toward the door.

“To attempt to become a version of the past means that you become the mistakes that have already been paid for. I would rather pay for my own.”

Gruul left without waiting for a response.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=280#p280 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 08:11:28 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=280#p280
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=281#p281
Spoiler
Victor POV

Victor rounded the corner, only to stop short in surprise. After looking for Gruul for over half an hour, he’d eventually given up and decided that he couldn’t put off his conversation with Mya any longer. So he was stunned to find his wayward companion leaving Kaldegga’s office, and took a moment to compose himself before calling out to her.

“Gruul. Didn’t expect to find you here.”

The Hosh looked over at him, her expression impassive, and Victor made a point to glance at the door Gruul had just left from.

“What brings you here?”

“I had concerns about the attack on the shipyard. I have voiced them.”

Victor nodded, slowly. “Yeah, I was coming to do much of the same.”

“Do not let me keep you.”

She stepped past him, and disappeared around the corner.

Victor sighed. A part of him had hoped Gruul would have stuck around, if only to keep Mya and himself from biting each other’s heads off. He walked up to the door and knocked upon it gently. There was a pause for a moment, and then he heard Mya call out to enter. Victor pushed the button and the door opened, and he saw Mya’s eyes narrow as he entered her field of view.

He held up his hands in front of him as he stepped into the room.

“I’m just here to talk, Mya.”

She didn’t respond, but did lean back in her chair. Victor noted that she seemed to be trying to hide her expression in the shadows — and that her eyes looked red and swollen, neither of which seemed prudent to mention.

“What do you want, Cloud?”

He sighed.

“I came to apologize, Mya.”

He kept himself from wincing at her scoff, mostly because he’d been expecting it, and pulled out his tablet. He pushed a button and set it down on the desk in front of her.

“I monitor every terminal on this base. Every single one.”

He saw Mya’s eyes flicker down to the tablet in front of her for a second, and then glance back up at him, irritation still clearly smoldering in their depths.

“I learned a long time ago that even people with the best of intentions still make mistakes. So I track everything that goes in and out of this base, and what everyone is doing on each terminal.”

He reached out and pushed a button, and the screen changed to a long list of access logs.

“By doing this, I have prevented sixteen different people from leaving a trace that the UL could use to locate our network, in the last week alone.”

Mya’s expression was still thunderous, and he shook his head sadly.

“Yes, I understand that you’re angry about me organizing the retrieval of the security data. You put a team together for a mission and then had it done for you when you arrived, which you feel undermined your authority. For that, I do sincerely apologize.”

He looked up at her, making eye contact and holding it for a few long seconds.

“I do not think that you are incapable of leading this resistance, Mya. If I did, I wouldn’t have come back with you and your father. But I do think that you’re so concerned with what Lothar thinks that you’re trying to carry the entire weight of the Resistance yourself, and you’re getting sloppy as a result. And that will get people killed.”

“So, you’re just going to babysit me, then? Keep the precious Kaldegga princess safe and secure?”

The words dripped with venom as she spat them, though Victor sensed that they hurt her more to say than she was letting on.

He forced himself to wait for a moment before responding, letting his heart rate slow back down.

“No, Mya. But I am going to treat you the same way I treat your father, who you seem determined to become.”

“What does that mean?”

Her voice was still angry, but Victor thought he heard a bit of a waver in it that hadn’t been present a moment ago.

“Lothar’s idea of a plan usually amounts to ‘How much power do I need to throw at this thing to make it blow up?’”

Victor closed his eyes, the anger bubbling up in the back of his throat.

“So I made it my job to make sure I planned out everything else to keep him and all the people he took with him safe.”

He opened his eyes, letting his irritation shine through.

“I made sure that everyone had been evacuated before he assaulted the network relay on Hylfflyr, and kept the UL security teams running in circles trying to figure out what happened as he punched his way through the command bunker on Praxos. I plotted the course his translocator took to Alokraid II, including five unnecessary jumps into and out of the system to draw the UL out, despite his insistence that he wanted to fight them head-on, because it meant that everyone who went out on that mission came back alive. I kept him from learning about the prison on Rilgos for over three years, because he would have burned the place down with everyone inside the second he found out about it, just to send a message, and instead used that time to break every security measure they had and organize a riot that got all the prisoners out without a single casualty.”

Victor’s eyes were locked on the table in front of him because he didn’t want to risk seeing Mya’s face and losing his resolve.

“But he’s not stupid. He figured it out eventually, and came to me asking why I’d betrayed him.”

He saw Mya open her mouth to speak out of the corner of his eye, but Victor simply kept talking over her.

“Accused me of working with the UL, accused me of helping them maintain their stranglehold on all of us. I told him that he was an idiot if he believed any of that, and that I’d only been doing everything I could to keep us all alive. And so he told me that if I was unwilling to do what had to be done, he’d do it without me. And then he left, taking that robot of his and immediately getting himself captured by a damned bounty hunter.”

Victor tried to stop himself at this point, but the words were tumbling out faster than he could contain them.

“I’m the one who kept him out of the UL’s clutches for the last fifteen years, because I was the only one who was concerned about our safety and the safety of those we’re trying to protect. They called us terrorists from day one, and I guess he eventually gave up trying to fight that label and just leaned into it.”

Victor stood up and stalked over to the ridiculous bird coffee dispenser, the roiling emotions under his skin too much to sit still. He’d been there with Lothar almost from the start, and yet he never would have predicted where they’d both ended up today. He sucked in a breath and blew it out slowly as he put a cup under the swan’s beak and watched it fill with coffee. He couldn’t not tell her.

“He blew up a damned moon, Mya. He took a capital ship, pointed its weapons at a populated moon, and blew the whole thing to hell.”

There was silence for a few long moments, and then Victor hung his head.

“Do what you want, Mya. I’m going back to IC 7-0 to monitor the network activity. If you want my help planning this thing, you can find me there.”

And before she could answer, he picked up his tablet with the hand not holding coffee, turned, and left.

Gruul was waiting in the hallway when the door slid closed, but Victor didn’t say a word the entire trip back to IC 7-0. He slid down into his chair, feeling every one of his many years, and ran both hands down his face. And then, without saying another word, Victor started pecking at the keyboard in front of him, tracing network connections and doing everything he could to avoid thinking about anything else.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=281#p281 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 08:59:42 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=281#p281
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=282#p282
Spoiler
Mya POV

Mya sat blinking at the closed door for several minutes as her brain tried to catch up with what had just happened.

Gruul’s assertion that she followed Mya and not her father had been… heartening, in a way. The larger alien had joined the Resistance before Lothar had been rescued, though, so it rather made sense. And of course the shipyards mission was going to remain Mya’s; it was her best chance at getting into her father’s good graces, and maybe open him up to the idea of them being a family like Mya so desperately wanted. Was Gruul worried that Mya would try and fob the mission off if it started to go sideways? Or that people would now more naturally look to Lothar for leadership because he was handy?

Beyond that, though, the most she’d been able to make of the rest of Gruul’s speech was that the Hosh and Victor weren’t actually knocking boots like the rest of the base thought they were. If Mya was the kind of person who bet on other people’s love lives, she could make bank with that little nugget; as it stood, Mya had seen what happened when a superior got in on a pot and decided to try skewing the odds in their favor, and it never ended well, so she’d sworn that off.

Mya hadn’t been left to come to any terms with any of that for long before Victor Cloud had walked in through her door.

Victor Cloud had started talking before her brain could catch up. Her mouth had responded on automatic, too caught up in surprise to filter the last, angry remnants of her dream, and whatever she’d said had hit a nerve; Victor’s expression had pinched like he’d bitten a lemon, and the diatribe that had come boiling over floored her.

Victor had done this before? Gone around behind the back of her father to save lives? But then why had he done it to her? Hadn’t she planned well enough? Had she done something wrong? Mya’s brain had latched on to that fact nearly to the exclusion of all else, running through scenarios and what-ifs until she’d felt about ready to throwing up - until the last thing Victor had said had penetrated. Her father had blown up a moon? Before she could ask him to elaborate further, Victor had already picked up his own tablet and slammed out of the room.

Which left her here now, trying desperately to work her way through the information that had just been dumped in her lap. She rubbed her eyes viciously, commanding her brain to function. First, Gruul had said that she followed Mya and not her father - with the caveat that if Mya became her father, that could change. Then Victor had come through with a couple apologies - why did he think she cared about him spying on the whole base’s tech network? He was head of technical security in all but name anyway - and maybe Mya should change that.

Both of them seemed convinced that Mya was trying to emulate her father. The thought filled her with a certain kind of dread. She didn’t wish to become her father, to supersede his position in the Resistance and in the world in general. Her magic was disjointed, imperfect, and of a wholly different sort than his, and she certainly didn’t channel his commanding presence. No, she simply strove to be good enough for her father. Good enough that he wouldn’t leave her behind again, good enough to be worth keeping his name. That was all.

As for Victor’s part in the old Resistance, it made a certain kind of sense when she thought about it; a lot of people who’d been waffling about joining up with her group had suddenly jumped on board after she’d recruited Victor. At the time, she’d just thought it was them taking it as a confirmation of her claim to the Kaldegga name. Apparently it had been the exact opposite. Victor had been the one doing the planning, making sure people lived through her father’s plans, and they’d followed him when he’d given her his tacit approval.

And the moon thing… Mya remembered, with a rising sense of horror, the rumors that had been flying around while she’d been desperately trying to pull together a team to rescue her father. Whispered words about the destruction of an entire planetoid, and the complete eradication of the religious order that had inhabited it. Sideways glances blamed the Resistance for it, but Mya hadn’t put any credence in them. The only thing powerful enough to destroy something that big was a Capital-class ship with a high-powered elementalist, and at the time the Resistance only had one of those things.

Victor had seemed certain, though, that her father had been the one to do it. And when she’d mentioned stealing the capital ships, her father had looked almost… longing. Like he yearned for something he’d held before. Victor was rarely wrong about these things…

Mya gave up trying to figure things out and pushed herself to her feet. Barely remembering to grab her personal tablet, she shouldered her way out of her office and started down the hallway toward IC 7-0. The hallways weren’t terribly crowded, which probably meant it was late rather than early, and while Mya did garner some second glances and side-eyed looks, nobody interrupted her march toward the tech section.

She hesitated for a moment outside the slate-grey door. Going in there would mean a confirmation of too many things she didn’t want to think about, but not going into the lair of the most technologically savvy people on the base would be a disservice to those selfsame people. Mya straightened up and punched in her access code.

As the door slid open, the first thing to catch her eye was the dusty yellow scales and black patterns of the Hosh leaning up against the far wall, head no longer endangered by low ceilings. Gruul returned her gaze levelly, and Mya nodded. She couldn’t see Victor’s face straight away, but the layout hadn’t changed much since she’d last been in here - ceiling height improvements notwithstanding. She walked over to the obnoxiously large monitor that faced directly away from the door and leaned on it.

Victor’s face tightened as she came into view, but he otherwise didn’t react, and Mya took a long breath before speaking to try and cudgel her brain into working.

“Victor.”

His eyes flicked up to meet hers, but he made no other response.

“First, let me say that I really don’t care about you spying on my tablet or anyone else’s. The only reason I haven’t made you head of cyber security is because I didn’t even think about it. We haven’t had a problem, so I didn’t think, and that’s on me. From here on out, you’re it, and if anyone has a problem with what you’re doing, they can leave.”

Victor’s eyebrows had risen steadily for his hairline throughout her little speech - an impressive feat, given how far said hairline had retreated. Still, he didn’t interrupt, and so Mya bulled forward.

“Second, I had a plan to get the security data. Maybe it wasn’t the most elegant plan, but it did call for a certain amount of stealth. I wasn’t going to just shoot my way through the place and pray the data would still be good when we got to the shipyard. And you just… short circuited the entire plan. Without telling me.”

Victor looked pained.

"It’s not that I didn’t think you weren’t capable. And your plan would have worked, it’s just… I could do better. So I did. Without telling you, because you didn’t ask me.“

He held up a hand as Mya opened her mouth, ready to refute that.

"No, no, I know Nottagan’s full of speciesist dickbags. Gruul couldn’t have come. But… you still could have asked me. I am the tech guy, I can do things remotely.”

Mya closed her eyes.

“And you did it for my father.”

A beat.

“And I did it for your father.”

Mya sighed deeply, feeling the exhaustion of too many hours awake settling into her bones.

“It can’t happen like that again. I don’t mean never take my plans - ”

Light flashed on his display as the security plans and the notes she’d written on them earlier were brought up at a brightness her tired eyes didn’t care for. She gave Victor a Look, which he returned with a bland stare.

“I mean, if you can think of ways to improve them, come to me. Message me. Let me know in some way, shape, or form. I may not always act on your suggestions, but I promise to listen to them thoroughly and sincerely consider them,” Mya huffed.

Victor shrugged, toying with his keyboard in a way that suggested idle boredom, but that the rapidly changing screen proved was intent work.

“I’m not the man with a plan. I can make great plans superb, good plans great, and bad plans workable, but I don’t come up with them on my own. Lothar was always the ideas man.”

The price of her father’s ideas hung in the room for a long moment, silence hanging in the air, thick enough to cut with a knife. Mya took a deep breath and straightened, looking first at Victor, then at Gruul.

“You both told me that you think I want to become my father, that I want to emulate him, but the thing is - I don’t. I’m not an elementalist, and I’m not even a particularly good translocationist. I just… I just need to be enough. Enough that he doesn’t leave what I’ve put together here.”

Enough that he doesn’t leave me behind went unsaid.

Gruul straightened from where she’d been leaning on the wall and walked over to put herself eye to eye with Mya.

“Do you know why I joined?”

Mya blinked.

“Because the United League destroyed your whole clan?”

Gruul’s tail lashed, but she gave no other signs that such a casual reference to her past dismayed her.

“That is part of it, but I am not the only Hosh to whom that has happened. Yet I am one of the few Hosh in the Resistance.”

She leaned towards Mya, her large yellow eyes almost hypnotic.

“I joined because you asked me to. You spoke to me as an equal, and asked for my assistance.”

She stood to her full height, towering over Mya.

“It is a rare thing, to find that in one of your species. And so I have joined the Resistance to follow you. Not your father.”

“Same. I looked after your father for years, and the moment I stopped, he went and got himself caught by bounty hunters. I joined your group because you seemed to be determined to do it better, and you’ve had some pretty solid plans so far.”

Victor didn’t look up from his computer screen as he spoke, which Mya was profoundly grateful for. She wasn’t sure she could’ve maintained her composure if both of them had been looking at her - how did the old saying go? The mortifying ordeal of being known?

She took a deep breath and asked the question she’d been dreading since she walked into IC 7-0.

“Is… Is it true? About the moon?”

Victor closed his eyes and sighed.

“Yes. It is. I asked him when we broke him out. He didn’t say anything, but I could see it in his eyes.”

Mya hadn’t even noticed, too busy trying to keep from throwing up out of nerves. Her father had done the unthinkable, and yet -

“Why did you try and rescue him, if you suspected?”

For the first time since she’d walked in, Victor blanked his screen and leaned forward.

“He asked me to leave, told me to quit messing with his plans. In a straight-up confrontation, I can’t win against him - so I agreed and left. But I didn’t stop monitoring him - he didn’t ask me to do that, after all, and he kept that android with him.”

He leaned forward a little more and rested his face against his folded hands.

“It’s harder to hack something sentient, but I managed to get snippets every now and again and - it looked like he was doing better. I saw my old friend, the man I set out to save the galaxy with. I’d hoped the change was permanent, but…”

He didn’t need to finish. All three of them remembered the casual ease Lothar had shown in torching the unfortunate guards on their way out of the ship, and the callous disregard he’d shown for the slower members of the team they’d assembled to free him.

Mya sucked in a breath and closed her eyes for a second before she forced them back open. There would be time to deal with that later; there were more important matters to discuss now.

“For good or for bad, I’m not my father. I’m not the one the galaxy knows as the face of the Resistance, and I’m sure as sure not the kind of powerhouse he is. On paper, he has to be the leader. I don’t think he’d stand for anything less; anyone else tries to take charge and he’d walk out. So. He gets the best of whatever we’ve got - housing, furniture, offices, whatever - and we do what we have to do. Victor. I need - ”

“A supply ship to the shipyard scheduled to make a run in the next fourteen days that is big enough to hold twenty eight teams and old enough that a small delay between launch and translocation won’t be a red flag to the United League shipyard security?”

He flicked a key and his screen came alive as Mya’s tablet flashed with an incoming message notification.

“Done. Heavy Is The Hand is an older solid goods cargo hauler designated to make a delivery down Zwicky’s Corridor from Smelting Facility 0607 in twelve days. She’s been having problems with her maneuvering engines recently, and has a recorded average of about twenty minutes between getting checked out of dock and making the translocation point to jump from. It’ll be close, but I’m pretty sure we can take her.”

Mya nodded, eyes scanning the ship specifications Victor had sent to her tablet.

“Right. And we need a way to sneak some live cargo onto base three days before that. I’m going to see if I can persuade the Yttarr to help. They can lay down the groundwork to help get as many workers offstation as possible when we take the place.”

Victor made another swipe across his keyboard, and a different file popped up on Mya’s tablet. A bulk organic materials hauler, set to leave Paradign V with several hundred tons of food two days before Heavy Is The Hand was scheduled to leave the smelter. It wasn’t quite what she’d asked for, but if it was what Victor had, it was the best they were going to get.

Mya sighed and deactivated her tablet screen before stowing it in her pocket.

“I’ll tell my father what he needs to know. He seems more willing to listen to me. Thank you - both of you. I’ll try and be worthy of the faith you’ve placed in me.”

Without waiting for a response, Mya turned and left. Her head hurt from everything she’d just learned - and from a distinct lack of sleep. Changing direction, she headed for her quarters; if she had to face her father, she wanted to do so with a far clearer head than she had right now. She’d tell him in the morning.

She was asleep before her head hit her pillow.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=282#p282 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 12:46:39 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=282#p282
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=283#p283
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Gruul POV

The door slid shut behind Mya, leaving Gruul alone with Victor. He had already returned to his work, his eyes flicking back and forth between the screens. Gruul sat in silence for a time, just watching him, before clearing her throat.

“Victor.”

“Mmm?” he barely looked up as he reached for a nearby cup of something warm that she had left out for him, ignoring the coffee cup that he’d set beside his keyboard. Well, it had been warm about an hour ago.

“What does ‘knocking boots’ mean?”

Victor started choking.

“What?”

Gruul blinked at him.
“It is something that I have heard several times before. I was not certain of the meaning.”

He attempted to mop up the puddle of liquid that was seeping dangerously close to his computer.

“Uhh. I mean. It’s a human expression. It means uhh… well… uh, it means… coupling?

“Oh. Sex.”

Victor’s shock seemed to stop his choking.

“Ah, well. Yes. I didn’t know if you would uhh… know that term.”

“Why would I not know what sex was?”

He shook his head.

“Doesn’t matter. Where… where, uh, did you hear the phrase? The knocking boots one?”

She shrugged.

“Around the base. People whisper. They seem to think that because they cannot see my ears that I am unable to hear. There are rumors about you and I. That we knock boots. Or have sex, rather. Mya also alluded to the fact that we are spending time together. I suppose people have theories.”

Victor looked like he was melting from the inside.

“I mean, I never… I’ve never said that to anyone. I don’t even think of… I mean, it’s ridiculous!”

“Is it?”

He blinked.

“What?”

“Nothing. You are dripping onto your console.”

Victor cursed and pushed back from the desk. Spinning in his chair, he started rummaging around for a cloth or towel of some kind. Gruul sighed and walked over to a cabinet marked ‘IN CASE OF SPILLS’. Producing a dry cloth, she dropped it in Victor’s lap and returned to her seat.

They sat in silence for a time. Victor seemed happy to pretend that the previous conversation had never happened. Gruul decided not to press the issue. It was not an unexpected reaction. The knot in her stomach shifted and settled in.

“What do you know of the translation protocol?”

He looked up.

“Standard programming. Complicated and basic at the same time. Why?”

“I do not like it.” she looked back toward the door, “It makes me sound like an alien. Like a creature. It takes away my heart. I cannot speak with this programming. I cannot be heard. I would like to learn your language. I would like to learn to use my own words and my own voice.”

She turned toward him.

“Would you help me, Victor?”
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=283#p283 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 12:50:35 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=283#p283
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Mya POV

Mya woke with a start, her neck immediately protesting its current scrunched-up position.

The crick in her neck notwithstanding, she felt better than she’d had in a while. The nagging headache behind her eyes had mostly gone away, and her stomach felt like it wanted real food again for the first time in too long (or whatever the cafeteria was serving today; calling it “real food” might be something of a stretch. Still, it was probably better than nothing).

She felt better inside, too. Her father still loomed large, especially after everything Victor had told her, and yet… he didn’t seem quite as large, for some reason. Maybe it was the knowledge that she had someone - two someones - who trusted her enough to follow her lead, without him. Maybe it was the possibility that what she was doing now was already enough to convince him to stay.

Maybe it was just getting a good night’s sleep.

Mya stood and stretched, massaging the back of her neck where the crick stubbornly persisted. She hadn’t gotten changed before falling asleep last night, but as she’d been in her pajamas and boots anyway, it didn’t matter much. She sniffed her shirt and grimaced before heading over to the communal dresser to see what was clean today.

One change of clothes later, and she began making her way toward her father’s rooms. She’d told both Victor and Gruul that she’d inform her father of the changes to the plan - and she would. The thought made her stomach roil, and she grimaced and changed course; she’d inform him of the updated plans immediately after breakfast. While throwing up would not be the most dignified end to that conversation, fainting of hunger in front of her father was probably worse. Doing neither would be the most optimal result, of course, but with the way her track record had been trending recently -

So engrossed was she in her thoughts that Mya failed to notice the person coming the other way, turning around a particularly sharp bend in the meandering corridors that made Sarcorxious such an excellent strategic asset. She tripped, they tumbled, and together they both went down in a heap. The other party in the collision made several sharp clicking noises as Mya groaned, and a few seconds later a cheerfully robotic voice sounded out far too close to Mya’s ear for comfort.

“Fellow Mudhopper! Many apologizes for disturbing you on your way!”

Mya blinked and looked up into the brightly colored multi-faceted eyes of one of the sixty or so Yttarr on base, and something clicked in her mind.

She waved off the claw it politely proffered when they regained their feet first; while the Yttarr had quickly picked up on the polite mannerism, Mya had unofficially banned any non-Yttarr in the Resistance from accepting that kind of help after the third time she’d found an Yttarr with no arms trying valiantly to go about its daily assigned tasks, using only its legs and proboscis. Fortunately, they regrew any missing limbs whenever they molted, but until then it wasn’t a pretty sight.

Plus, their four-clawed hand analogues were very sharp. Mya pushed herself to her feet and nodded her thanks as the Yttarr dropped the hand they’d been holding out.

“Fellow Waveskimmer -” ‘Mudhopper’ was only used for those who did not have the wings to fly, and Mya could see this one’s casing was well intact “ - I find myself in need of speech with Comptroller Mudkheson. Where might he be found at this the hour of the day?" Mya asked politely.

Yttarran grammar was odd, but easy to pick up if you spent more than ten minutes or so talking to one. And contagious; Mya tried to never schedule a meeting with a Kalah'Kah directly after a meeting with an Yttarr because the two grammar structures were almost totally incompatible with each other (and it drove the Kalah'Kah nuts).

She also hoped that the structure would become less obtrusive as the M'Pell updated the translator software. It was already far superior to the libraries the United League used, but still far short of ideal. And, if Mya wanted a lasting co-operation between all the species after the United League fell, said translation software needed to be the best it could possibly be. Or better.

The Yttarr paused for a long moment, antennae waving and the colors in its eyes swirling. Mya suspected that the eye color of an Yttarr had a similar meaning to the light patterns that the M'Pell projected whenever something amused or angered them, but she hadn’t managed to crack Yttarran color coding yet.

Finally reaching a decision, the Yttarr clicked briskly and waited for its translator to finish before starting to move away.

"Of course! Follow me.”

Mya followed the Yttarr, noting with a brief kind of sadness that while the curling fractalized patterns on its wing casing were as perfectly formed as ever, the color on the shell was a muddy yellow-grey. Normal Yttarran wing shells could be all the colors of the rainbow - vibrant reds, lush greens, royal purples, brilliant oranges, and all the combinations in between; the fact that the Yttar on base did not was yet another reminder of the crimes the United League was guilty of. Yttarans could choose to join another hive, but no drone ever took that choice unless both the Queen and Comptroller were dead and even then, they didn’t tend to live as long as a natural-born hive member.

Mya had never been quite brave enough to ask why; the loss of their Queen was a deep enough slice of grief as it was.

It didn’t take them terribly long to reach the Yttarran section of the tunnels; while the other sections of the base were reasonably mixed when it came to alien species, the Yttarans had specifically requested a portion of the base to make their own, and Mya had granted it to them on the condition that everyone else be still allowed free movement through the section. They’d agreed, and as she walked through the corridors given over to their use, Mya could see why they’d made the request.

Where the rest of the base was comprised of reasonably utilitarian tunnels leading to square rooms of various sizes and uses, everything in the Yttarran section appeared to have been remade into octagonal shapes. Doors, the rooms she caught brief glimpses of, and even the hallways had been reshaped to some extent, though their original configuration was more obvious. And on every flat surface she could see, etchings had been inlaid into the very material. Spiraling, fractalized designs that at once managed to be mathematically perfect and yet somehow organic reflected light in a rainbow of colors that would have been stiff competition with any Yttarran wing casing.
Mya couldn’t help her gasp of surprise; she hadn’t had a reason to be in these halls since they were first putting the base together and Khaleev had run afoul of M’t'fdlth. She’d only seen the start of it then; the rounding off of some of the corners of rooms and doorways. This was so very far beyond that, the mind boggled.

Her guide had walked a few paces beyond her before stopping as well, turning to look at her with eyes that spiraled with brilliant greens and yellows.

“Is something the matter, Fellow Mudhopper?”

They inquired, the translator somehow managing to convey polite puzzlement despite its somewhat limited pre-programmed tonal capacity.

Mya gestured around her expansively.

“Many apologizes; I have not been to this the halls at a high frequency and was pleasingly surprised with all these the changes that have occurred between now and then.”

The Yttarr’s antennae quivered.

“The Comptroller will be much pleased. Continuance.”

With that, they turned and started walking again, and Mya fell in behind.

It wasn’t long before they came to the Comptroller’s chambers. Unlike the other chambers, this space was simply a point where the hallway widened until it could no longer be called a hallway but a room, and then narrowed back down to a hallway on the other side. There were a steady stream of Yttarrans following the curve of the hallway forward to the large combination desk and throne where the Comptroller sat, and here they communicated briefly, and then the Yttarran in question would simply follow the wall back into the hall on the other side to do whatever it was they needed to do.

The Comptroller himself - when Mya had met with the three who’d joined her, they’d all introduced themselves as male, though she wasn’t strictly certain how much that really encompassed them - was larger than the Yttarran workers, and had antennae almost as long as his whole body. He also smelled overwhelmingly of what her brain insisted was freesias, even as far back as the entrance of the room. She could only thank her lucky stars that she wasn’t one of the 20% or so of humanity who reacted to Yttarran pheromones by sneezing.

Mya and her guide joined the line that moved swiftly towards the Comptroller, and in hardly any time at all she stood before him as his long antennae waved in her direction. He regarded her for several moments before his second pair of hands reached up and prodded his translator box, which came to life with a crackle.

“ -ogizes, I forget on occasion that I turn it off to conserve the charge. What brings Comptroller Mya to the presence of Comptroller Mudkheson?”

Mya blinked as her guide’s antennae went stiff and quivering. She hadn’t realized they’d re-designated her since her last visit, especially not with that title. She also made a mental note to put additional charge packs for Yttarran translators as a priority for the supply acquisition teams; if the Comptroller felt the need to conserve charge, clearly there had to be a shortage somewhere.

Still. It was something to ponder later.

“Comptroller Mya would like to request the aid of Comptroller Mudkheson and the Sarcorxious Hive.”

If they gave her the title, she might as well use it.

A brief susurration whispered through the room, like the fluttering of many pieces of paper in a breeze. Comptroller Mudkheson flexed his antennae.

“Comptroller Mya, the Sarcorxious Hive stands to obey your commands. Why make this the request?”

Mya looked him straight in his multi-faceted eyes - though she wasn’t exactly certain that had the same meaning for the Yttarr as for humanity - and took a breath.

“Comptroller Mya wishes to destroy the United League shipyard. Comptroller Mya wishes to save what workers can be saved before this the destruction. Comptroller Mya wishes to request the aid of Comptroller Mudkheson and the Sarcorxious Hive in warning the workers and preparing them for the what must be done. Comptroller Mya would make this the request some workers to make the remove of wing-cases to be in uniformity with the Yttarr already present on the shipyards.”

The susurrus behind her became a windstorm, punctuated by clicks and taps and, in at least one instance, a harsh buzz. Comptroller Mudkheson waved both his antennae like they were in a high breeze, and the smell of freesias thickened to the point where Mya was glad she hadn’t managed to make it to the mess hall before coming.

It took several long moments before the room quietened again, and Comptroller Mudkheson leaned over the desk portion of the desk-throne to address her.

“What guarantee does Comptroller Mya have to give that these that go will become these that return?”

Mya frowned.

“Comptroller Mya cannot make such promises. Comptroller Mya cannot promise she herself will return from this the mission.”

Comptroller Mudkheson’s antennae jumped erratically.

“Comptroller Mya would risk herself on this the mission? Despite Comptroller Mya’s importance to the Resistance Hive?”

Mya shrugged, the gesture probably lost on the aliens around her who lacked both shoulders and collar bones.

“Comptroller Mya has this the necessary magics to enact the plan. Comptroller Mya will not ask of others anything she is not prepared to do herself if this the action can be done by herself. Comptroller Mudkheson and the Sarcorxious Hive overestimate Mya; if she falls, there will be another to stand and be Comptroller for the Resistance Hive.”

The windstorm was back, though this time lacking in the harsh buzzing noises that had accompanied the first one, and with a great deal more tapping and clicking. Mya settled back on her heels, content to let the Yttarr discuss amongst themselves until they were ready and in agreement about what they wanted.

Five minutes ticked by. Ten. Finally, after the fifteenth minute passed, the noise began to lessen. The assembled Yttarr stopped shuffling and waving their antennae as frantically, the taps and clicks dropped away, and finally Comptroller Mudkheson returned his attention to her, though he didn’t speak for several long moments after the room had become silent.

“Comptroller Mudkheson and the Sarcorxious Hive will aid Comptroller Mya in this the mission. Workers Khoron, Khaleev, Khitash, and Kham will report upon this the appointed day with their wing casings removed that they might service the needs of the Resistance Hive. Additionally, the Sarcorxious Hive would like it to be known that the Comptroller Mya is the only representative of the Resistance Hive recognized as Comptroller, and there will be none others without formal investiture such when they meet these the standards.”

Mya blinked, not quite sure what to make of that statement. Did they expect a Resistance leader to treat any member as less than a person?

“Comptroller Mya thanks Comptroller Mudkheson and the Sarcorxious Hive for their offered assistance, and requests that the enumerated workers present themselves to this the docking area in eight cycles of time for the specific instructions. Comptroller Mya also advises the Sarcorxious Hive to begin these the preparations for moving; after this the action, there can be no returning to Sarcorxious Base. All persons not involved will be moved safely to other bases before this the action begins.”

Comptroller Mudkheson made no verbal response, but the workers around Mya started moving much faster than they had before she’d arrived. A tug on her leg brought her gaze down, and a different Yttarr than the one who’d led her here - as far as she could tell, anyway - made a “follow me” gesture when it saw it had her attention.

Mya nodded and followed the Yttarr out.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=284#p284 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 12:58:14 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=284#p284
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=285#p285
Spoiler
Gruul POV

Gruul walked quickly down the hallways, pointedly ignoring the stares that she was drawing. She was well aware of her imposing size and appearance. Contrary to what most beings thought, she did actually try to tone it down, especially around members of Mya’s growing Resistance. She hated that she might unintentionally confirm their already well-cemented biases about Hosh… and aliens in general. Unfortunately, her emotions were not cooperating at the moment.

Outside the door, she paused. She really didn’t have to do this. She could just carry on like she had been for the past few days. But, in spite of how much her people had liked to remind her that she was unusual, the pure efficiency of the Hosh was still present in her blood. And something needed to be done.

The door slid open. Victor sat, his face illuminated by several screens, his eyes moving back and forth. He made no indication that he had seen her enter and Gruul knew him well enough to know that he hadn’t.

She sighed.

“Victor.”

No response.

“Victor.”

“Mm?”

“I need to speak with you.”

“One second.”

Gruul growled quietly to herself. The protocol did nothing with it. It had no way of understanding what it meant. That was part of what she hated so much about this damned computer taking her words and making them palatable for others. Hosh had a richer emotional life than many people gave them credit for. The small growls and rumbles were as important as the words that accompanied them, if not more so. If she had been able to speak freely, and if he had been able to understand, Victor might have picked up on her distress and frustration. As it was, the only indication of the scream building in her chest was the fact that her tail had begun to twitch.

“Victor!”

He jumped, knocking his chair over as he stood up.

“What?”
Gruul fixed him with her eyes.

“I have made a decision.”
"Holy hell."

He paused, closing his eyes for a moment as he breathed in and out to calm himself back down.

"Nearly scared me to death. What happened?"

“I have made a decision regarding my request for your help.”

Victor colored slightly.

“Ah. That. Yes, well… it’s not that I don’t want to help. I do. I’m just trying to build a cohesive lesson plan and I keep getting interrupted. But I’m planning on finishing it up tonight. Tomorrow night by the latest. And then we can -”

Gruul held up her hand to silence him.

“You do not have to. I have made an unfortunate request of you. I have asked you to do something that you are either unable or unwilling to do. Perhaps that will change in the future. However, at this moment, I do not wish to continue… living in hope.”

Victor blinked and Gruul found herself wondering if she should say everything that was on her mind. Better not. She had her own suspicions regarding his hesitance. Confirming them, while very Hosh, was not something she was prepared to do right now.

“I will teach myself,” she continued, “I will find a way. You may do what you like with your time.”

Victor opened his mouth to speak but Gruul was already moving toward the door. She paused at the control panel, her emotions getting the better of her.

“I have felt like a creature before, Victor. Like an outsider and an alien. But never with you. Until now.”

There was no word in the human language for what she truly wanted to express. There was only a sound. A sound that she had heard the night her clan died. It was a sound that she herself had made. The cry of the one.

She kept her mouth shut as she left. She doubted that the translators would have even tried.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=285#p285 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 13:02:16 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=285#p285
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=286#p286
Spoiler
Victor POV

Victor froze as the door shut behind Gruul, replaying the conversation in his mind. She had asked for help, and so he’d started working on a lesson plan, something to help ensure that when he taught her, it was complete and accurate. She’d seen him working on it, amidst everything else he was doing to help Mya with the attack on the shipyards. He was sure she’d seen him working on it. So her reaction just now had stunned him.

A noise from his computer startled him back to reality. He blinked, the screen in front of him scrolling quickly through a number of different responses to questions he’d asked, and his fingers flew across the keyboard as he dove back into his work. He was collecting and collating data, sending it to Mya as it came in in small sections that would be easy for her to parse through. She’d given him free reign to plan the technical side of the operation, and he was sorting through their personnel and slotting them into teams so that different aspects of the plan could be carried out from multiple locations at the same time. It would keep the United League busy as they got conflicting signals from different sides of the base at the same time, and it would also ensure that there were at least three redundant teams for any one aspect of the mission. Victor wasn’t taking any chances, not with the amount of lives they’d be putting in harm’s way.

As he worked, his mind drifted back to the conversation with Gruul. He went back through it in his head, over and over again, trying to figure out why she’d reacted the way she had. She’d come in, tried to get his attention, and then yelled at him before telling him that she no longer wanted him to teach her and left. And then… she’d said she felt like an outsider. And that it was his fault.

Another message came through, with readouts of the different vessels they’d be taking, and Victor focused in on the computer systems of one of them. The ones in the specs weren’t going to be powerful enough, so they’d have to move some equipment from IC 5-2 into it. He sent a note off to the engineering team in that room, asking them to move the equipment as soon as possible, and then glanced over at the readouts for the engineering teams and grimaced.

Carcen was one of the few who could handle the hacking for the mission, and he had at least taken Victor’s lessons on security to heart, so he’d need to be on one of the advanced teams… But Victor was hesitant to use him so soon after embarrassing him. The man was a problem, and Victor didn’t want to have to depend on him right away, but with an operation of this size, there was no choice.

Victor shot off a message to Mya, telling her that he’d need her to talk to Carcen in his place as he himself was busy with a few other issues and didn’t want personal differences to jeopardize the mission. Mya was better with people than he was, so it’d be more likely to work out that way.

Victor’smind once again drifted back to Gruul. She was angry at him, and he’d never seen that before. He’d seen her disappointed and annoyed, when Mya hit her in the back with a grenade during the mission to rescue Lothar, but this was so much worse. He’d have to deal with this sooner rather than later. But first he had to ensure that the evacuation routes he’d plotted out were sound. He set up a few simulations, running and testing the routes for any possible issues, and then ran his hands over his face. It had been fifteen minutes since Gruul had left. It seemed like an eternity ago.

An urgent alert showed up on his terminal and he glanced at it. One of the technicians was looking for clarification on one of his requests, and his system had flagged it as mission-critical. He started working on it, and then the simulations spat out several errors.

He looked down at the clock again. Another three minutes had passed.

He looked back over at the door, which was still closed. Something about this was wrong. Something about this was very wrong, and he wasn’t sure why it bothered him so much.

He looked down and saw that he’d accessed the security recordings for the room he was in, and had pulled up the recording from a few days ago without even realizing it. He watched the conversation between himself and Gruul play out, when she’d first come to talk to him. He saw himself splutter and spill a drink when she asked him about “knocking boots.” But this time, he wasn’t watching the spill - he was watching her face.

Victor had spent enough time with Gruul, up to this point, to know when she was interested in something. Her expression was different, her tail twitched a bit more, and her tongue started moving a bit faster. But this was something different. Her expression wasn’t interested, it was… different. Longing? He blinked, watching as he mopped up the spill and her expression melted away. Her larger form seemed to diminish a bit, and her tail’s twitching stopped entirely. It was as if she had deflated. He rewound the tape, listening to what they had said.

Victor heard himself splutter with surprise. “I mean, I never… I’ve never said that to anyone. I don’t even think of… I mean, it’s ridiculous!”

Her voice was soft, her face already starting to fall.

“Is it?”

He paused, looking at her eyes in the security camera. She looked… sad. Sadder than he’d seen her in a long time. The expression reminded him of her face when she’d told him that she would teach herself. And then the nagging voice in the back of his head finally burst through the distractions and yelled at him. She was… disappointed. Because she felt rejected. Because… she’d been hopeful that maybe it wouldn’t always just be a rumor.

An alert sounded on Victor’s terminal, notifying him that the adjustments he’d made to the simulations had made improvements, but were still far from complete. He stared at it for several seconds, then closed his terminal down and stood up. Everything he was working on could wait. He moved towards the door, opened it, and walked out into the base at large.



Gruul was not proud of herself. Sitting with her back against a bulkhead wall, she replayed her previous conversation with Victor in her head and felt the shame rising. She might actually be a fool. She growled to herself, a rumble of disgust at her own inability to control her feelings. Hosh were supposed to be efficient and detached, emotions downplayed so that the most optimal outcome for all would be readily apparent.

She had never been a very good Hosh.

After leaving Victor’s room, Gruul had considered going back to her own quarters. But the idea of going back there made her feel like crawling out of her own skin. She needed to be away from people. Away from noise. Away from… him. She’d done too much, gone too far, said the wrong thing. And likely this was the moment that would ruin everything.

It had been such a stupid request. In the middle of a fight for survival, right at the apex of everything, she had decided to ask to learn how to speak. Ridiculous. She was a fool. What was worse… she was a fool who likely just ruined the closest relationship she had had since her clan died.

Gruul looked down at her arms, at the intricate tattoos that laced the muscles and climbed to circle her face. To many they looked like natural scale markings, especially since they were uncolored. But Gruul saw them for what they were: blank canvases. Empty outlines that she would have painted the color of sunsets in if she had had someone to share them with. She had thought that joining Mya’s revolution might be the start of that. She had believed that the friends she seemed to be making could be the beginning of a new story, one filled with all the colors that had died the night she became a slave. She had hoped that the connection she felt with Victor would be her new chapter.

Her tail twitched with emotion and Gruul suddenly saw herself the way everyone else did: a seven foot tall lizard. A monster. An outsider. An alien. Just a creature playacting at being human. Maybe that was why she had wanted to learn to speak with her own voice. Maybe that was why, when she heard the rumors, she had found herself becoming brave. Because, the truth was, no matter how calm she was in the face of battle… it was in the quiet in-between that she felt most afraid.

Gruul sighed. She would sit here in the dark a little longer. And then she would feel strong enough to put on the mask and get back to work. And she would apologize to Victor. She owed him that much.



Victor paused, lowering his tablet as he collected himself. One thing people in the base seemed to forget was that it was impossible to hide from him. When he’d arrived at the base, he’d added an extra 150 cameras to the hallways, and then set up a number of automatic programs that would track everyone’s movements. He’d kept them out of the personal chambers, but nearly every other room had at least two cameras in it. There were a few blind spots, simply because the hallways weren’t uniform, and the Yttarr areas had proven… complicated to properly monitor, but if you disappeared from the cameras for any length of time, an alert would be given, charting your last known location and your direction of travel.

It was how Victor knew exactly where Gruul was. She’d been with him when he’d installed the cameras, so she knew where the blind spots were. In any other case, he’d have left her alone in this blindspot, as this was the one she tended to go to when she was upset about something. But… he couldn’t just let this one go. This was his fault, and he had to make it right. He just hoped that she’d be open to hearing what he had to say.

Victor cleared his throat, announcing his presence, and stepped around the corner.



“You know that I smelled you all the way down the hall?”

Gruul shifted.

“I knew you were coming. I helped you install the cameras, Victor.”

She looked over at him.

“I want to apologize. My outburst was unfair. You are busy. There is an invasion to plan and you are important to that plan. My request was… selfish. And unreasonable. And I apologize for speaking harshly to you.”

Gruul sighed and looked down at her hands. Her tail was tucked behind her, thankfully, so Victor couldn’t see its movements. But she felt them. She braced herself for his response, waiting to hear the words she knew were coming. But it was better to have it all out now. As she had said before, she no longer wanted to live in hope. It was the Hosh way after all: accept things as they are and adapt yourself to survive.

“Do you mind if I sit down?”

Victor indicated a spot on the wall next to her. When he received no response, he sat, keeping his gaze ahead of him.

“I knew you could smell me. Just… wanted to be polite.”

There was silence for several long moments as he organized his thoughts.

“I didn’t understand, Gruul. I didn’t understand what you had asked me.”

He paused, thinking. “No, that’s not true. I did understand. I just didn’t understand why. Not until today.”

The silence hung for another few long moments, and then he sighed.

“It just surprised me, that’s all. I… value you, Gruul. Very much so.”

His tablet blinked, a series of alerts going off, and he simply set it in his lap and turned it off. It was the first time she’d seen him turn it off since she had known him.

“I just don’t think I knew exactly how much until it was clear that I’d… left some things unsaid. Or not read between the lines.”

Gruul blinked.

“Do not feel obligated to say things that you do not mean, Victor.”

He looked at her, his eyebrow raised.

“Have you ever known me to do that?”

“No. But then… I am not always adept at understanding people. I am… not human, after all.”

Victor sighed, returning his gaze to the wall opposite him.

“I’m not particularly adept, either. It’s… much easier to understand computers and systems. They… function in predictable ways. People are complex, panicky, and make choices based on impulse and emotion, rather than logic.”

He paused, looking down.

“Most of the time, I thought that was just a failing I had to account for in my planning. But…”

He trailed off, his point lost. This had all been so much easier in his head.

“I have never known your plan to fail. Even when it does not work as you intended, it does not fail.”

Gruul looked over.

“You might not understand the people you plan for. But you understand what must be done. And you try to make that happen with as few people being hurt as possible. That is why Mya relies on you.”

She sighed. “So… say what it is you wanted to say, Victor. I will listen. But do not feel that you need to say anything that is not true simply to spare my feelings. I was… abrupt before. And I allowed myself to become… carried away. I did not listen to you. I should have.”

“Say what I wanted to say.”

He chuckled to himself.

“I don’t suppose you’d accept vague hand gestures and grunts in place of words, because that was about as far as I’d managed to get.”

He looked over at her, trying to gauge whether or not she understood, and then shook his head.

“Sorry, let’s try this again, with more… honesty. I find that I have come to depend on you, Gruul. You offer me a level of… comfort and stability I greatly enjoy, and you’re fantastic company to talk to, or bounce ideas off of, or just to sit and watch security feeds with.”

“You would never eat otherwise.”

“...that is only partly true.”

He winced, turning his tablet back on and pulling up a screen Gruul hadn’t seen before.

“I had an issue a few years back where I kept passing out while working, because I wasn’t eating enough. So I had some biometric sensors implanted that will send an alert to my tablet if I’m in danger of this happening again.”

He shook his head. “It’s… not something I’m proud of. But the work I’ve been doing always seemed more important.”

She nodded, “I understand. You are a driven person. And you feel that you have much to make up for. Even when you don’t.”

His tablet started going off, popping back to life as the alerts that he’d ignored started flashing, and he set the thing down, its face to the floor.

“I…” He trailed off again, closing his eyes. Gruul could see his Adam’s apple bob as he swallowed.

“I didn’t really understand what you were hinting at when you asked if it would be a bad thing if we were… knocking boots.”

Gruul felt herself freeze, “I did not mean to imply…”

He could see her stiffening, and raised a hand.

“Do… Hosh do personal contact? I… will admit that I never learned much about your race.”

She looked at him, “Are you asking if we touch?”

He drew in a breath, holding it for a long moment.

“I was asking if it would be weird if I reached out and touched you right now, as a way of comforting you. Humans do this with… people they are close to. Not… physically close to, but emotionally. And… honestly? I don’t have a firm answer on whether or not it would be a bad thing. I was flustered in the moment, but… I’ve spent so many years just working to build a better universe for everyone, I kind of forgot to eat. Or, in this case, to spend any time finding out what a better universe for me would even look like, and who else would be there with me.”

He raised his right hand to the bridge of his nose, pinching hard as he exhaled.

“I’m bad at this.”

He paused, and then looked at the larger figure next to him.

“I like you, Gruul. I’m not quite sure how much, or what any of this means, but I want you to know that I enjoy your company very much and I’m happier with you around.”

For a long moment Gruul said nothing, her eyes simply watching his. Her tail flicked behind her back and she hoped he didn’t notice. Finally, she took a deep breath and nodded.

“I understand. You are a good man, Victor. And a good friend. And I appreciate that you care for me enough to say these things. I think that whatever world you build will be the right one. However it turns out.”

She stretched her legs, “Do not feel that you have done anything wrong. You have not. And I will say… that I enjoy your company as well. I am… hopeful that what has happened today has not damaged that in any way.”

He nodded, a smile evident at the corner of his mouth.

“Unfortunately for you, it’s going to take a bit more than an argument and a bowel-loosening roar to push me all the way away.”

He grimaced as he got to his feet, his tablet back in his hands.

“Will you come back to IC 7-0 with me? I’ve still got a ton of things to work through in the next few days, and I’ve had a few ideas that you might find… enlightening.”

He reached down to offer her a hand up.

“Of course” She accepted his hand and got to her feet, “Give me a moment to gather my things.”

Gruul turned and began to pick up her sword and tac-belt. As she did so, she thought of the question that Victor had not asked about the Hosh, the one she was glad he had not considered, as it meant that he would not be looking for the answer.

He never asked if they cried.

She gave him a small smile as she approached, “I am ready to hear about your brilliant plans.”

He pulled a second tablet out of his pocket, handing it to her.

“I thought about your request again, and figured that this might help.”

She glanced down to see that there was a program installed on it. As she opened it, words started flashing on the screen rapidly, from one to the next, and she looked over at Victor.

“It’s… designed to help you learn. You might not get it immediately, but it should help. And I figured that if you’re reading over my shoulder as I work, I can help you pick out bits and pieces as well. It’s… not the perfect lesson plan I was hoping to come up with, but it’s… something.”

Gruul stared at the screen for a moment, “It is wonderful. Thank you, Victor.”

She paused briefly and then reached up to her neck and pulled a small device off before handing it to him, “Could you turn it off? The translator program. Just for a moment. I want to… show you something. I tried to learn a few words. On my own. But I do not know if I am saying them correctly.”

Victor glanced down at the device and winced.

“Oof. This is one of the earlier models, back when they were designed so that the Hosh couldn’t actually turn them off themselves.”

His expression darkened as he glared at it.

“I can absolutely understand your frustration with this.”

She held up her hand, “I will not be able to understand your verbal response. So if I do not say this correctly, you must tell me somehow.”

Victor reached down and flicked the tiny switch that disabled the translator, and then nodded at Gruul.

She cleared her throat and then opened her mouth and spoke in a voice that was both warmer and fuller than he was used to, “Hello, Victor.”

His eyes widened with surprise, and he smiled at her, raising both hands with his thumbs up. “Hello, Gruul!”

She blinked at him and shrugged. But she did smile back.

He flicked the translator back on and handed it back over to her.

“Well, you’re able to speak clearly enough. Now we just need to work on your aural recognition, and expanding your vocabulary. This shouldn’t take too long at all.”

He paused for a moment, and then nodded as he glanced back down at his tablet.

“I swear, some of these guys couldn’t find their own ass with both hands.”

He muttered to himself as he started walking back to IC 7-0, but stopped after a few steps, looking back at her.

“Can I expect you in a bit?”

She nodded, “Of course. I will find you shortly.”

He smiled back at her, and then turned the corner, head buried back in his tablet. Gruul watched him go. It wasn’t until Victorhad turned the corner that she let her expression fall. She took a beat, adjusted her sword, and then stepped back out into the light.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=286#p286 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 13:20:54 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=286#p286
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=287#p287
Spoiler
Mya POV

After leaving the audience chamber of Comptroller Mudkheson, Mya headed straight for her office to begin the laborious process of readying the base for abandonment while simultaneously prepping for the assault.

It was no easy task; she sent the start of the bug-out orders through the base-wide intranet connection and, almost immediately, one of the engineers poked their head in the door to lodge a complaint. That ended up setting the tone for the next several days; from organizing the stripping of all non-essential mechanical equipment from engineering rooms IC 1-0 to 4-9 to reworking rosters - and then reworking them again when Victor began sending her technical specialist assignments - was an uphill battle. Everyone wanted Lothar’s approval for her orders; fortunately, he responded to the messages Mya forwarded to him at least once a day and seemed to be content with letting her orders stand.

Mya at one point spent an entire day organizing for as much specialized furniture to be taken out as possible; the other bases had some, but much of it was custom-made and she would rather they had as much as possible ready and waiting if they got back from this mission with the amount of people of other species as she thought they’d pick up.

Most of this furniture consisted of the specially lengthened and reinforced bunks for the Kala'Kah and Hosh, though all the M'Pell on base were adamant that their little baskets lined with crim fur should also be taken to the other bases. Mya couldn’t even look at the things without getting a static shock, but the M'Pell seemed to regard them as some sort of full-body massage chair. Fortunately, they weren’t very big and were easy to stack, so they’d gone to the base in the Gavonne system along with twenty nonessential personnel and some of the more esoteric components from IC 6-5 (Mya wasn’t sure what they were, what they did, or who had made them - and at this point, she was too afraid to ask).

Ship after ship left under the cover of the Sarcorxian storms, bearing bulk foods, medications, equipment, furniture, and people - and returned with weapons. Fighters. Specialists. Translocationists. Elementalists. There were hard-faced veterans, grinning imps with unsettling glimmers in their eyes, a few older folk with kind faces and wicked ways with a shotgun - all in all, they amounted to less than a third of the usual population of the base, but Mya had to find room and board for them all in the midst of tearing everything useful out of the base.

Before she knew it, a week had gone by and she still hadn’t seen her father except in the briefest of passings at mealtimes. It wasn’t like she was purposefully avoiding the inevitable conversation with him, she’d just been busy. Very busy. Too busy to go find her father to give him an update on the plan that he may or may not approve of. A plan that involved most of the active resources in the Resistance he headed. A desperately vague outline of a plan that would probably see a lot of their people dead.

Mya sighed as she sent off a message asking him to please drop by her office in twenty minutes, if he had time free. She’d have preferred to see him immediately, but Victor had sent her a message earlier this morning with a technical assignment and a personal request that asked to be the one to fill said specialist in on his part in the plan.

After having heard the gossip about the fight between Victor and Carcen in the mess hall, Mya agreed.

She was now regretting that decision as her door opened and a roll of body odor preceded the body to which it was attached. Carcen looked like he hadn’t slept or bathed since Victor had knocked him down a few pegs. The bag underneath his organic eye looked like he could pack enough clothes for a week into it, and his skin had an unhealthy grayish tinge. As a stark contrast, the metal of his - still wall-eyed - ocular implant gleamed with a new, expanded casing under the snap lights that were currently lighting Mya’s office - and the actual ocular portion now had a working guidance laser in it. Apparently he’d taken Victor’s dressing-down at least somewhat to heart. Mya only hoped he’d upgraded the software as well as the hardware.

She regarded him coolly as he walked up to her desk (the thing was too big and unwieldy to get out of the base and frankly Mya wouldn’t be sad to see the last of it) and stood at something that might be called attention, if the species that called it attention lacked a spinal column. Mya let the silence stretch for several long minutes while Carcen got increasingly fidgety, and Mya finally spoke just as he opened his mouth to say something.

“Victor Cloud has assigned you to team Red Four for the upcoming assault on the United League capital shipyards. Your job,” she said, cutting off whatever response he’d been about to make to that, “is to break into the interior shipyard systems and keep security teams either completely scrambled, out of the way, or both, until the signal is given to get on to your team’s assigned ship and depart.”

Mya leaned back in her chair as he frowned in thought for a moment.

“Victor Cloud, y'said? Him’s the one what sent yuh them there orders?”

Carcen sounded doubtful, almost fearful, and Mya had to wonder what had really gone down in the mess hall as she nodded an affirmation to the question.

Carcen’s face broke into a positively fiendish grin.

“Hot damn! I knowed he’d seed he needs m’ par-tick-you-lar talents. ’M one ah th’ best, y'see,” he told Mya in a tone she immediately disliked.

“I kin get inta a system faster'n a boy kin get it up, as ’m sure ye’d know alla ‘bout,” he said, with a broad wink and a completely unsubtle once-over.

Mya gave him a look that could freeze boiling water.

“That’s not part of this discussion, nor any discussion I ever intend to have with you in the future.”

Carcen put a hand to his chest, playing at being wounded while still grinning like she’d said something funny.

“Ain’t no way t’ be, sweetcheeks. Why, I could - ”

A heavy hand landed on Carcen’s shoulder and his face went a pinched white as the sizzle of burning flesh was loud in the sudden silence.

Lothar Kaldegga - slightly early for the meeting Mya had requested, but she wasn’t about to complain - looked contemptuously at the taller man whose shoulder he gripped in a hand coated with the elemental energy of fire.

“I’m sure I didn’t hear you back talk to the coordinator of the most decisive mission in Resistance history, did I?”

His tone managed to be at once as cold as the depths of space and lightly conversational, and Carcen squeaked desperately as he shook his head no.

“And I certainly didn’t hear you proposition the head of this base, my daughter, like some common floozie, while she is executing her duties, did I?”

Carcen’s terrified gaze bounced frantically between Mya and Lothar as he turned the approximate color of old cheese and shook his head desperately, a grating whine starting in the back of his throat. Lothar released his grip with a disgusted expression and Carcen didn’t even wait to be dismissed before bolting out of the door - to the medics, if he had any sense; even in the brief instant between her father letting go and Carcen legging it, she’d seen the burned-through handprint in the material of Carcen’s shirt and the raised red skin beneath it. The sight warmed her heart, and she had to work to keep the smile that threatened to break her composure from sliding onto her face.

Her father didn’t bother watching Carcen go, and instead turned his attention to Mya.

She ducked her head a little.

“I had it handled, it’s not my first mission with him.”

She could feel his gaze sharpen.

“He’s a problem, and lucky that I was in a good mood today. You’re saying he’s been a problem before?”

He didn’t add and you didn’t take care of him?, but Mya heard it loud and clear anyway and winced internally as the warm feeling dimmed somewhat.

“No, he behaved within acceptable limits before now. I can’t put my finger on when, exactly, he became a problem, but it happened recently.”

Yeah, when he had his little throwdown with Victor, she thought. She’d never say as much to her father, though; Victor was one of his oldest friends.

Her father merely raised his eyebrow and settled into a stance that was far more professional than Carcen’s had been. If Mya didn’t know better, she’d have said he’d actually been a professional soldier at some point. As it stood, she did know better; he’d been involuntarily drafted like every other magic user was, but his power had ensured that “professional soldiering” was never required of him while he was under the United League’s thumb, and after he’d slipped that leash professionalism, was the last thing the Resistance required of its members.

Mya tapped a few holographic buttons on her tablet before spinning it around so her father could read it easily.

“In five days, four Yttarran plants will be sent on a bulk food delivery hauler directly to the shipyard. They’ll slip out and join the other Yttarran on base and prep the workers to be ready to run when we start the attack. Two days after that,” she flipped to another screen on the tablet, the plans for the smelting ship taking the place of the personnel lists on the view, “we take this ship, Heavy Is The Hand, from this waystation, which is its last stop before our target. We replace the crew, bring the ship back to this base for final loading, hop to a point with the same approach vector to the shipyards as the waystation, then we hop to the shipyards. Once we land, Victor gives M’t'fdlth the signal and they’ll use the systems here on the base to light up the shipyard’s network while our tech specialists weaken it from the inside. We’ll have ten minutes from then to the base going dark and M’t'fdlth bugging out and scuttling the base behind them - less if the United League sends ships here sooner than we anticipated. At that point, Carcen takes lead on security scrambling while the rest of the teams continue with their objectives. As soon as we touch down, Blue teams will scramble for the nearest freighters on dock. Flight records say there should be at least twenty making deliveries that day, of various kinds, and we need at least ten of them to evacuate all the workers.”

Mya paused for a moment to fiddle with the controls on her tablet, clearing the screen before bringing up the security floor plans and continuing.

“Red teams will target the capital ships; whichever ones we can’t take will go down with the station, so we’re aiming for the most complete and advanced ones currently still in drydock.”

She highlighted one of the ships on the screen.

“This is the one we’re aiming to put you on; according to what information Victor has been able to safely skim from their systems, it has upgrades to the weapons systems that should boost your output by another 16%. Each ship has docking tubes so the workers can get on and off without the use of a translocationist, and our job is to hold those entrances against whatever base security manages to get through the scrambling and get as many workers onboard as possible until we get the all-clear from the freighter teams. We undock, turn, fire, and leave immediately. Rendezvous after that is in this system,” she swiped the ship schematic aside and brought up an unremarkable system with a single yellow star in the center “which we have removed from the United League’s drone ship charting data; there’s nothing in it of value, but the United League can’t follow us there.”

Her father was quiet for several long moments after Mya finished speaking, and she let him have the time to think. When she laid it out step by step, it sounded so easy. It would, in practice, be anything but; with lives on the line, she couldn’t afford to miss any kind of feedback - especially from someone with a great deal more experience than she had.

“It sounds solid. However, I’m concerned about getting the workers off. It would be much simpler, and much faster, to simply take the ships, blow the station, and leave.”

Concern wrinkled his brow even as his voice remained neutral and he brought the shipyard schematics up on the tablet to trace a route between the freight bay and the drydocks with his forefinger.

Mya held out her hands, partially in conciliation and partially in beseechment.

“If there is a way to destroy the United League’s source of their most powerful ships and save the people they are grinding under their heel at the same time, we are morally obligated to at least try. We’re trying to get rid of the United League, not become them.”

She thought his eyes widened for an instant behind his polarized glasses before a neutral mask slid back into place. Drawing himself up, he nodded to her.

“Let’s hope that kind of idealism doesn’t get too many of our people killed,” he said with a warning in his voice before sweeping out the door.

Slumping back onto her stool (her chair had gone in the last round of furniture removals), Mya dropped her head into her hands. It would be much safer to do as Lothar said; much faster and quieter to simply run in while everything was confused from the network assaults and just fly the capital ships out of there before turning and burning. It would keep more of their own people safe.

Gruul floated across Mya’s mind, the proud Hosh neutral in her appearance but not her opinions, and weighed against her father’s disapproval of the margin for error introduced by trying to get the workers off. Gruul had lost her entire clan to the United League, but that hadn’t turned her bitter. Not in the ways that mattered. And there were a lot of her people in the shipyard; Mya owed it to them, and to Gruul, to at least try.

Resolved, Mya straightened up and pulled her tablet back towards herself. She had work to do.
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Spoiler
Draven POV

Thea leaned back in her seat, “So tell me again. What’s the mission brief?”

Draven sighed, his brown eyes reflecting her own, “Come on. You know I can’t. That’s why I keep telling them to put you in charge.”

She shook her head, “You can do it. You just need to slow down. Take it one piece at a time. Tell me what we’re doing here.”

Thea glanced back at her twin, his dark hair sticking up the way it always did when he fell asleep running piloting simulations. She wasn’t surprised, hers did the same, which was why she kept it pulled back. That and it was less likely to get in her way during training or combat.

Draven always made sure his translocation calculations were flawless even when the mission wasn’t as important at this one. It was a big part of why Thea knew he would be a good leader for their group, why she was glad that Mya had given him command on this one. It was also why she was making Draven run her through things before the rest of the team showed up. Altanna wasn’t so much the issue, though the hacker did seem inordinately annoyed whenever Draven looked to his sister for guidance. It was more Brix. He was a good gunner and she trusted him to cover their backs. If only he wasn’t such a spectacular asshole on top of it.

“So go ahead. Walk me through it.”

Draven shook his head, running a hand through his hair and wincing as he realized how much it was sticking up.

“You couldn’t have told me about this?”

“I absolutely could have. You could also cut it. Or pull it back. Now, go. The mission, Drav.”

He nodded, trying to pat down his hair, and opened his mouth to speak. And then the doors opened and Altanna walked in, Brix close behind.

Thea smiled at the newcomers, giving Draven just a few extra seconds to get himself together.

“You’re early.”

Altanna shot a look over her shoulder, her pink hair swinging, “Yeah well, it was either that or listen to Brix expound on the virtues of polishing your gun again.”

She sat down at her station, twisting to look at the rest of the team. The black square tattooed on her scalp was visible on her tanned skin, her hair flipped over toward her right ear. She was about a head shorter than Brix and a quarter of his weight, but any bookie would have extremely close odds on a fight between the two.

“It’s important.” Brix cast a meaningful glance toward Thea, “You know. Keeping all your equipment in working order.”

Draven snorted but covered it with a cough. Thea punched his shoulder as she stood up, “Right. As long as you’re here, I think Draven’s ready to get us started. Right, Drav?”

Draven nodded, closing his eyes for a moment to sort everything out. “So, we’ve been tasked with hijacking Heavy Is The Hand and bringing it back to Sarcorxious so that the assault teams can use it to storm the United League shipyards.”

Brix snorted.

“Yeah, yeah. We know this. Get to the good parts.”

Both Thea and Altanna glared while Draven ignored him and kept talking.

“There are four major parts to this mission. First, we’ll need to get on board the freighter as it’s refueling at the R’Cahn XXII waystation, without alerting anyone. Second, we’ll need to remove the crew.”

He glanced over at Thea.

“That one will be left up to Thea and Brix. Third, we’ll need to secure control over the ship, both mechanically and electronically, and ensure that the United League doesn’t get any indication that their freighter has been compromised. That’ll be on Altanna.”

He glanced over at the woman, and she nodded at him.

“And then, finally, I’ll jump us back to Sarcorxious through a number of pre-planned relays, and get us there before our mission cut-off time so that the assault can proceed as planned.”

Draven closed his eyes and took a long breath, steadying his nerves. He’d gotten through all of it.

“Any questions?”

“How long will we have?” Altanna’s voice snapped his eyes back open.

Draven glanced over at Thea, and he saw Altanna’s green eyes narrow.

“We have thirty-six hours from when the freighter docks with the waystation.”

Thea smiled and put a hand on Altanna’s shoulder, “Not a problem for someone with your skills. Right?”

From her spot by Altanna, Thea looked over at Brix, “What about you? Any flashes of brilliance? Meaningful insights? Actual questions?”

The burly man merely winked at her.

“Not now. But maybe you can ask me about it later, while we’re on downtime?”

Altanna rolled her eyes. Thea took two steps forward and brought her eyes level with the gunslinger’s.

“Brix. If I was on downtime with you, there wouldn’t be any time for questions.”

She raised an eyebrow at him, a faint smile on her face.

Brix grinned.

“You’re damn right there wouldn’t be.”

He reached down to one of his rifles, taking care to flex as he did so, sending ripples across his various scars and tattoos.

Thea smirked, “Why don’t you go get a head start then?”

Draven buried his face in his hands to keep from laughing out loud as Brix stood up, a shit-eating grin plastered as wide across his face as any of them had ever seen, and sauntered through the doorway into the hall. As the door closed, he finally dropped his hands, his body shaking with laughter.

“DA really bought that?”

Thea shrugged, “Seemed to.”

Altanna frowned, “DA?”

“Dumb as.” Draven nodded towards the door he’d just left through. “Dumb as Brix.”

Altanna stared for a moment and then looked back toward the door. She suddenly burst into laughter and flicked on her vid screen, “Fantastic. This might actually be more fun than I expected.”

Thea leaned over her shoulder and Altanna froze.

“Show me where we are?”

She pointed.

“Here. And the freighter is there. We get in close enough and I’ll be able to remote hack into the system. Turn off the alarms. Cameras might be an issue but I have some ideas.”

Thea flashed her a brilliant smile, “Of course you do.”

Altanna flushed a bright shade of pink at the praise. She glanced over at Draven who was watching with a bemused expression on his face.

“What?”


“Nothing. Just doing the… leadership thing and watching to make sure… things are going well?”

His face flushed, and he turned back to his own vid screen.

“I’ll be going over the coordinates if you two, uh, need anything.”

Thea walked over and squeezed his shoulder.

Leaning in, she whispered, “See? I told you. You can do this.”

She gave him a smile before heading out the door to retrieve Brix.



“Hoo-ee. Look at the size of the cannons on that thing.” Brix leaned in close to Altanna’s vid screen. “Guns like that and you could do some serious damage.”

“Back off, Brix.” Her voice was sharp and her expression sour at his proximity.

“Don’t you have a tool to go polish somewhere else?”

“I’ve got a tool right here.”

Altanna rolled her eyes and flicked her pink hair out of her face as Brix adjusted his firearms suggestively.

“Hey, don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it.” He paused, “Oh right. You’re…”

“Supremely uninterested. Correct.”

“Brix.”

Thea’s voice cracked through the air, and the gunslinger’s head spun quickly to face her.

“Is there a problem?”

“Nah, no problem. I was just offering to help ease some tension.”

He smiled at her.

“Same offer stands for you.”

“Save it for your downtime.”

Thea brushed past him, “We ready?”

Altanna’s fingers were flying across the keyboard.

“Cameras should be going offline in fifteen. Just getting enough of a loop to splice in while we set up something a bit more robust.”

Draven nodded.

“Okay. As soon as that’s done, I’ll transport us onto the refueling platform and we should be able to sneak aboard.”

He glanced at Thea.

“You have the uniforms?”

She nodded and hefted up the set of four maintenance overalls that nearly overfilled her arms.

“All four.”

She glanced over at Brix.

“Though none of them seemed quite large enough for him. Might be a little tight in some spots.”

Brix winked at her, and Draven struggled not to laugh. The pants were clearly too small. Translocating them onto Brix would be an utter delight.

“Just let me know when we’re good, Altanna?”

The hacker nodded.

“Three more… and done. We have a ten minute window. Let’s move.”

Draven nodded, concentrating for a second, and then everything shifted. He’d always been good at translocation. It was just math, when you got down to it. When adding, you sometimes had to carry the one, and this wasn’t much different. Except in this case, he was carrying four of them through space while also carrying four uniforms that he’d land them in when they arrived. His professors at the academy had told him that something like this was impossible to perform, as the math didn’t work. So he’d simply demonstrated by translocating the loudmouth of his class out of his pants and into the middle of the lecture hall. Draven grinned. Getting detention had been totally worth it.

The four of them arrived on the refueling platform, taking the place of the four technicians who suddenly found themselves at a bar, a full pint in front of each of them. It wouldn’t be long before they raised an alert, but Draven was hoping they’d at least take the time to finish their drinks. Should buy them a few minutes. That had been Thea’s idea, and he trusted her on it.

Altanna whistled as she inspected the uniform.

“Nice. Fits me like a glove.”

Brix winced, bracing himself on the railing.

“What are you talking about? My boys can’t breathe, and this thing is halfway up my ass.”

He glared over at Draven, who had buried himself in his tablet to hide his face.

Thea glanced over, “Could be worse. Could have been one of your rifles up there.”

Altanna grinned as she poked at the control panel in front of them.

“Door should be open in… now.”

There was a hiss of decompression and a maintenance hatch on the side of the freighter opened up.

Thea stepped forward, “Okay then. Brix, cover the back. Should give you enough time to extricate yourself.”

She then pointedly avoided looking at his face, knowing the expression he’d be making, and locked eyes with her brother.

“You good?”

Draven swallowed nervously and nodded.

“Yeah. Stay safe.”

Thea grinned at him.

“But that's no fun.”

She gave him a wink and nodded toward Altanna, “Take care of each other.”

Thea turned and climbed into the maintenance hatch, flicking the switch on the side of her gauntlets as she did. She wasn’t an elementalist, but her gauntlets were designed to make her look like one. They amplified the kinetic force of her strikes, giving her strength nearly to match that of a Kala'Kah, if she focused. And since most people immediately paused and prepared for fire or lightning when they saw her, it made closing the distance to hit them all the easier.

Altanna watched Brix climb in behind Thea before turning back to Draven, “Lead the way.”

Draven climbed into the hatch. The maintenance corridor was little more than a vent, and he quickly found himself having to crawl forward on his hands and knees. He tried not to think about Altanna’s view of him as he worked his way into the ship, turning right at the first junction. He paused for a brief moment, glancing to the left as he did, but Thea and Brix had already disappeared down that crawlspace. Altanna cleared her throat behind him, “We’re sort of on a timer here.”

“Right. Sorry.”

Draven felt his cheeks burning as he turned and crawled down the passageway, and was glad that she was behind him and couldn’t see it. After a few minutes, Altanna put a hand on his heel and Draven came to a halt.

“Everything okay?”

“Yeah. Just give me a… got it.”

Ahead of them, a fan slowed down.

“We have a minute before that’ll kick back on. We need to get past the fan and then turn right.”

Draven nodded and then heard her continue.

“And Draven? Your ears turn red when you blush, you know? Just saying. Team leader.”

He nearly smacked his head into the shaft in surprise, and heard her laugh behind him. Draven kept moving forward, trying to focus on where he was going and not on Altanna’s teasing. He came to the fan in a few seconds and squeezed past it.

Altanna was right behind him, and a few seconds after she cleared the fan, it started back up. She smiled at it.

“Shouldn’t even affect the airflow too much. Let’s keep moving.”

They wound through the passages for another few minutes, and finally she touched his heel again. They were in front of a vent that opened up into a room with a number of computer terminals in it. Draven didn’t recognize the systems, but Altanna nodded with satisfaction.

“We’re at the tertiary hub. Should be able to gain complete access from here, and it doesn’t have any permanent staff listed.”

She looked at him.

“Can you get us through the grate without a sound?”

Draven nodded and held out a hand for her to take. Altanna looked at it and he felt himself flush again.

“It’s easier if we’re connected.”

“Connected, huh?”

An impish grin played across her face, but she took his hand before he turned any redder. Draven concentrated for a moment, and then they were on the floor of the room. Altanna stood up, brushing her uniform off.

“Nice. Just keep an eye on the door for me, will you?”

Draven moved to the door as she plugged into a terminal and started working. The hallway was clear, and he didn’t hear any sounds from it. Hopefully Thea and Brix hadn’t had any difficulties. Thea knew what she was doing, much more than he did, but that didn’t mean he didn’t worry about her. She was older than him by seven and a half minutes, though sometimes it felt like years.

Altanna glanced over at Draven and shook her head, “Please tell me you’re not wishing your sister was here.”

Draven spun around, blinking at the sudden question.

“Why? Are you?”

He knew it was a mistake as soon as he said it. Altanna whipped around, “Excuse me?”

Draven raised his hands, “Sorry, I just– I mean- you two- get along. And I just… I mean, I think it’s good. You know?”

He wondered what shade of red his ears were currently.

Altanna blinked at him, “I’m… not sure what you think you’re saying. So, I am going to assume that this is a brief moment of psychosis brought on by extended exposure to Brix. I’m going to let it go. This time.”

She looked back at her terminal, shaking her head and muttering to herself.

Draven exhaled slowly, trying to calm himself down. “Good job. Real smooth. Nice and supportive brother you are,” he muttered under his breath.

“You say something?” Altanna’s voice sliced through the air so sharply, he expected it to cut his cheek open.

“Just making sure the hall is clear.”

“Mhmm.”

She unplugged her terminal.

“I’ve got control of the systems and disabled all outgoing communications. Any incoming ones will be routed to my terminal and then automatically responded to.”

She glanced back at the terminal, a look of irritation on her face.

“It’s an older system, so I’d thought the mechanical controls would be tied in, but they must have retrofitted it up to spec some time in the last six months. We’re going to have to go to Engineering for mechanical control.”

“Engineering?”

Draven thought back to the ship layout in his mind.

“That’s on the other end of the ship!”

“Yeah. And it’s where your sister probably is right about now, so we’ll both get what we need.”

She glared at him.

“We can either go back through the vents or try our luck in the halls. Your call, team leader.

Draven looked up at the vent, and then out at the hall. The vent was safer, but the halls would take half as long. And Thea and Brix should have secured those first. He sighed.

“Halls. We’ll go through the halls. As you said, we’re on the clock.”

“Mhmm.”

Altanna flicked a holographic control on her tablet and the door unlatched.

“After you.”

Draven took one look through the crack between door and frame before moving out into the hallway. It was just as quiet as before, though he was afraid the sound of his heartbeat was echoing through the halls. Altanna gave him a look from the doorway, and then rolled her eyes and started walking.

“We’re wearing uniforms, Draven. Just act like you belong.”

Draven winced, falling into step beside her. The trip through the halls was uneventful, though every time they passed a door, he felt his heart stop for a moment. But Thea and Brix had done an excellent job. There was only one sign that they’d even been through the halls ahead of them, as he saw when they rounded one corner and found a scorch mark and a large dent just below head height in one of the wall panels. Draven recognized the impact. Thea had left more than one in the walls over the years, especially since he’d jury-rigged those kinetic gauntlets for her. He just hoped she was okay.

“Shit.”

Altanna sounded a mixture of impressed and worried as she hissed out the curse. Draven looked over and saw that Altanna’s eyes were locked on the scorch mark. They flicked over to him, and for a brief moment, he would have sworn he saw fear in her eyes, but the mask of indifference and annoyance was back up before he could even react.

“Let’s keep moving.”

Draven quickened his pace, drawing even with her, “She’s fine. You know that, right?”

“What? Is this some twin intuition bullshit?”

He smirked, “Partly. Also, I’m pretty certain that she would let Brix get shot before herself. Only because… well, let’s face it. He would totally step in the way.”

She smirked.

“DA, huh.”

Draven shrugged, “It seemed to fit. I mean, the way he keeps going after her when she’s clearly not even interested.”

Altanna looked back down at her tablet, her expression carefully neutral.

“Yeah, sure. Left.”

They rounded the corner, and found the doorway to engineering open already. Altanna paused, her head cocked.

“Yeah, that’s not good. Door gets left open for more than a minute, alert goes out to the bridge.”

Draven pushed up to the doorway and looked inside. The door was halfway into the room, a fist-sized dent in the middle of it, and the engineers were huddled in the corner, covered by Brix. He had a rifle in his hands that was absolutely compensating for something, but for once he seemed alert, his eyes focused on the walkway above. Draven couldn’t see Thea, but knew she’d at least entered the room. He scanned the walkway above frantically, trying to catch sight of her, and then there was a yell, and a few shots, and a body landed in the middle of the room with a sickening thud.

“Four up here!”

Thea’s voice rang out, though Draven still couldn’t find her in the room. Brix shifted his weight, pulling a pistol out of his belt and throwing it over towards the doorway. Draven caught it, barely, and then motioned for Altanna to move to the wall on the other side of the door. A few more shots rang out, and then there was a yell and a thump of fist hitting flesh.

“Three!”

Brix turned to the engineers and barked at them.

“Stay here! The door is covered. You move, he’ll shoot.”

His eyes locked with Draven, and the translocationist swallowed, knowing that order was for him as much as for them.

Altanna peeked into the room, “Speaking of the door. What part of ‘shut the door behind you so the alarm doesn’t go off’ wasn’t clear?”

Her fingers were flying across the tablet in her hands.

“We have about five minutes to clean this up and get up to the bridge before they send out a signal.”

“Sorry!”

Thea’s voice rang out from above, and another yelp was promptly cut off.

“Hand got forced a little bit here.”

“Looks like you did the forcing.”

Draven caught a flash of movement on the walkway above him and fired off a shot. It went wide, but Brix reacted almost immediately, putting another shot up there that landed clean in the middle of the security guy’s head. There was a brief scuffle, and then a large, distorted form came tumbling off the balcony above. It landed heavily, and then half of it rolled off to reveal another dead security guy. Thea got to her feet quickly, breathing heavily, the bruises on her hands already beginning to swell.

“One more. Got into the access corridor above.”

She looked over at Altanna.

“Lock him in. I saw code panels.”

“Got it.”

The hacker nodded, and then smiled.

“He’s got enough air for twenty minutes in there, but there’s no way he’s getting out unless he has a cutting torch with him.”

“Good.”

Thea looked at her brother.

“Bridge?”

Draven nodded.

“Lead the way.”

Thea shook her head, “Nope. You.”

Brix growled at the engineers.

“Ship exits are locked. You stay here, you get to live. You try and be a hero…”

Thea crouched down next to the bravest-looking engineer.

“Don’t make me do to you what I did to them.”

She smiled sweetly and glanced over at the bodies behind her.

“You’re smarter. Right?”

The engineer nodded, clearly terrified, and Thea stood back up, looking at Draven.

“Right.” He glanced over at the hacker.

“Fastest way there?”

“Straight for three corridors, left, and then straight until you reach it.”

“Typical.” Thea rubbed at one of her hands, wincing slightly.

“Designed for efficiency, not for protection. Door probably won’t even be reinforced.”

The four of them started moving, with Brix pulling up the rear. There weren’t any surprises on the way to the bridge, and the bridge doors weren’t even closed when they arrived.

“Something’s wrong.” Altanna paused, pressing herself into a doorway for cover.

“That door shouldn’t be open for anything other than senior personnel entering or exiting.”

“Drav, stay here. Keep her covered.”

Thea moved up to the doorway cautiously, and then peeked her head in.

“Empty. Escape pods?”

Altanna shook her head.

“Locked those down before we even boarded, had the engines fuse themselves. They’re closets now.”

“Maintenance access?”

“Not to the bridge, they’re not that stupid.”

Brix cursed as a round caught him in the shoulder.

“Fuckin’ behind us!”

He fired off a few shots as he ducked into a side hallway. Several security guys emerged from rooms behind the group, and the hallway immediately filled with gunfire. Thea pushed Draven into the room that Altanna had ducked into, and then occupied the doorway in front of him.

“Get me behind them.”

“What? No!”

He shook his head.

“I don’t have a clear line, and I haven’t…”

“Do it, Drav.”

She put a hand on his forearm. “You don’t need the math. Just feel it.”

“Are you mental? Translocating to a spot you can’t see…” Altanna’s eyes were wide.

Thea cupped his face in her hands, bringing her forehead to touch his own.

“Come on. You can do it. Just breathe.”

Draven gulped, and then closed his eyes and concentrated. In a blink, Thea was gone. He opened them to see Altanna staring at him.

“What the hell did you just do?”

A yell and a thud cut her off, and the gunfire slowed as the forces suddenly had to contend with a combatant well within their perimeter. Brix emerged from the hallway, his bullets catching many of the security guys in the back as they turned, the gunfight ending nearly as quickly as it had begun. Bodies littered the hall and Thea emerged from the carnage, dragging a man with a broken nose and Captain’s stripes into the room with Altanna.

“Thanks, Drav.”

“Are you serious?” Altanna looked between the two of them.

“You just moved her down three hallways without line of sight?”

Draven nodded, and she shook her head.

“You’re both bloody mental.”

Thea grinned at her brother, “Told you you could do this.”

Brix entered the room, his left hand pressed against his shoulder.

“Yeah, yeah. Nice move, kid. Now let’s get this ship moving so I can get someone to stitch this stupid canyon in my arm up.”

They moved into the bridge, Draven keeping his focus from drifting back to the hallway behind them. His sister was brutally efficient when she needed to be, and he’d learned a long time ago that he didn’t have the same strong stomach as she did. But then, that had always been the way; Thea making things safe for him while he pretended to be brave.

The bridge was older than he’d expected, but the translocationist controls were up to spec. Draven slipped into them, pulling up a system map, and glanced over at Altanna.

“Are we clean?”

She looked up from her tablet, which she’d already jacked into a nearby terminal.

“Yeah. Alarm made it here, but they couldn’t get a signal out. Looks like they set up the ambush after they realized how trapped they were.”

“Good.”

He looked over at Thea.

“Take her back to Engineering? She needs mechanical control. We couldn’t get it remotely.”

His sister smiled at him, threw up an exaggerated salute, and led Altanna back out of the bridge.

Brix moved up to sit in the captain’s chair, pulling out a wad of combat gel and starting to shove it into his wound.

“All right, kid. Not bad.”

“Thanks.”

Draven was already plotting the route they’d take the freighter on, and was glad that the gunslinger couldn’t see his face, because he was sure it had flushed again.

“Thank you for covering my sister.”

“You kidding? She’s a firestorm.” He whistled.

“Probably could have handled it all herself if she wanted. Gonna take a real man to tame that one.”

Draven left that one unanswered, shaking his head in amusement. DA indeed.

Then a notification flashed up on his terminal, and he triggered it to see Altanna’s face on his screen.

“Systems sorted, team leader. Ready for transport on your mark.”

Draven saw her smirk as he felt the blood rush to his ears again, and he toggled the screen back to the coordinates.

“We jump in three, two, one…”
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<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=289#p289
Spoiler
Gruul POV

Gruul leaned against the wall, her eyes shut, listening to the words around her. She had switched off her translator (thankfully, Victor had given her an upgraded version of her outmoded technology) and was now swimming in a sea of voices.

Victor had mentioned increasing her aural recognition abilities, and it seemed to Gruul that there was no more efficient way to go about doing this than total immersion. Every day, she made a point to go somewhere and just… listen. To try and find a foothold among the foreign syllables to pull herself up with. She hadn’t mentioned it to anyone, not even to Victor. Though, to be honest, she found herself mentioning less and less to him lately.

Gruul knew she was avoiding him. She wasn’t proud of the fact, but there it was. It wasn’t that she was abandoning him. Not exactly. They still spent time together, still did all the things they had always done. But then she would find an excuse to duck out early. Or stay away a little longer. Combat training. Weapons maintenance. Or even just that her communications link hadn’t alerted her. That last one had given Victor something to do for half an hour before he pronounced the programming complete and utter shit.

If he had asked if she was avoiding him, Gruul would have said no. It would have only been a half lie. The assault was imminent. She did need to practice her swordswork, that was accurate enough. Mya had brought her on for a reason, so she said, and Gruul was painfully aware that pretty much no one else on this entire base actually thought it was a good one. So this was a chance to make them see. And it was a chance to help them understand that Mya was a far more capable leader than her father.

Gruul would not be the reason she failed.

Mya had been receptive to the idea. When Gruul had asked to be assigned to their command group as a fighter, the younger woman had simply nodded and accepted her. Gruul thought she had seen a strange look flash over Victor’s face but she wasn’t sure what. Another example of her inability to read humans.

Battle tactics were far simpler.

It had started innocently enough; Victor asking her to look over a proposal, glance over a display, read a map he had just pulled up. He would question her as to her opinion on things, her take on a hypothetical scenario, and she would answer, thinking nothing more of it. And then one day she found out that her idle suggestion had grown into a complete battle plan that would be implemented on the orders of one Victor Cloud. She stopped talking after that.

It wasn’t her place. Not yet. Perhaps not ever. While Mya and Victor, and likely even Lothar, seemed to respect her experience as a warrior and trusted her to cover their backs in any situation, the vast majority of the rest of the resistance still viewed her as a creature in the zoo. A seven foot tall lizard. And no one listens to the animals anyway.

So Gruul had turned her attention to helping support Mya and Victor, to proving her worth in other ways. But even that hadn’t gone as she intended. Maybe that was why she felt herself pulling away.

I like you, Gruul. I’m not quite sure how much, or what any of this means…

Truthfully, she had been aware of the rumors for much longer than she had let on. She knew that when other people thought of her, they immediately thought of him too. She knew that some of them laughed when they did so. The absurdity of it. The sheer audacity. But isn’t it funny? The lizard and the absent minded professor? She had heard the jokes too. She heard them even more now. She could understand them in two languages now.

It hadn’t bothered her. Much. The jokes, the looks, the constant awareness that very few people on the base even knew that she was a warrior or could even begin to comprehend what she could do with a sword and an opponent. To be fair, she hadn’t shown them. But still, the majority of the resistance thought of her as Victor’s… something. The level of their relationship seemed directly proportional to how one viewed aliens and their place in the universe. And for a while, she was able to ignore the voices. To push away the chatter and just get on with being part of Mya’s Resistance. To simply be Victor’s friend and portable cover.

But things change. Sometimes, when you’re not even looking.

Gruul had given up on hope. Years spent alone, the last of her clan, enslaved and cast out as nothing more than cosmic refuse, had taught her that hope was for the people who had futures. She had accepted her lot and was prepared to surrender to it. And then the world changed. She was freed. She was found. And a young woman with an earnest face had learned her name and used it as she asked her to come along on an insane rescue mission to save Lothar Kaldegga. His name had meant nothing to Gruul. Her own had meant everything.

So she went. She went and fought and helped secure Mya’s father. And somewhere along the way, she found a soul that seemed to reflect her own in unexpected places. This maddening combination of hesitation and barbed comments. A man more at home at a computer terminal than among his own kind. A man who was brilliant but saw himself as a failure because of the downfall of others. And somewhere, deep inside, in a place she had thought was lost, the beginnings of a connection started to form. She had wondered what it would be.

Now she knew.

If he had asked her if she was avoiding him, Gruul would have fixed Victor with a look and told him no. But it would have only been half the truth. Because, while she wasn’t proud of it, she was. She was stretching the bond, seeing how far away she could move before it snapped. She knew that everyone thought of her in terms of him. But now she knew that he didn’t.

I like you, Gruul. I’m not quite sure how much…

It hadn’t been unexpected. But it had still been… more painful than she would ever admit.

Gruul heard approaching heart beats, a familiar rhythm closing in. She opened her eyes and straightened, turning the translator back on as she did so. Mya, Lothar, and Victor were coming down the hall. She adjusted her sword and checked her armor.

Time to begin.
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Mya POV

Mya consciously kept her hands still as the shipyard loomed larger and larger in the front viewport.

They'd been hailed on entry to the system, and, thanks to some diligent hacking on Victor's part, had managed to give the appropriate passcodes without being shot to pieces. Still, if the shipyard had even the slightest hint that they weren't who they claimed to be, it would take but a fraction of the firepower she could see dotted along the flanks of the station to reduce them all down to space dust fine enough to be indistinguishable from the stuff already spinning lazily around the pulsar at the heart of the system.

The shipyard itself was enormous, dwarfing every space station and orbital base Mya had ever seen in her life. Two "wings" spread out from the gaping maw of the central landing pad and control center, and a siphon stretched from that central section towards the star below it. Mya could see the energies swirling around the siphon, the polarization of the viewscreen giving her an almost idyllic view of the maelstrom. Each wing had a number of enormous doors, each set marking a bay that would eventually disgorge a capital ship; three on one side, four on the other. Mya knew from the plans that the rearward side would have doors set mirror to this one, allowing for fourteen massive construction bays to fit within the smallest amount of space possible.

Intellectually, Mya could appreciate the sheer amount of time, effort, and resources that had gone into the thing; even more so, considering what they were planning on doing with it. Physically, she ached to have some kind of control over their approach; the idea of being helpless in the face of the station had her teeth on edge. As much as she wished to be, however, Mya wasn't in the pilot's seat for now - as one of the few who could possibly fly a capital ship, she needed to stay fresh. The thought made her clench her fists reflexively; the problem was that, until you tried to translocate a certain size of ship, you didn't actually know if you could do it or not.

And Mya had never tried to translocate a ship the size of a Capital warship.

If she tried, and failed, her father -

Mya stood up abruptly from her seat on the bridge and turned on her heel to walk back towards the cargo compartment, fists clasped tight enough at her sides that she could feel her fingernails digging into her skin. She would translocate the ship. That's all there was to it. Failure wasn't an option, so she would simply not fail.

Only Gruul noticed her leaving the bridge; Victor was too caught up in the opening stages of cracking the network - port sniffing or something - while simultaneously keeping the traffic disguised as routine maintenance checks, and her father only had eyes for the station. Gruul's cool gaze followed her out, but the much larger Hosh didn't stop her or alert the others - a fact for which Mya was profoundly grateful. She didn't want to disturb Victor in his work, and her father would likely demand she stay to oversee matters.

Slipping down the scant corridors between the bridge and the cargo section of the ship was the work of a few moments, and Mya paused just for an instant to gather herself before she walked into the large cargo space. Meant to haul several hundred tons of refined metal, the space was positively cavernous for the hundred-odd people gathered inside of it, and yet the room managed to feel unbelievably close. Tension crackled in the air - not literally, as she'd given the orders for all elementalists to remove their bracers and other focuses until after they'd landed so no unusual signals would ping the shipyard sensors - and the muttered conversations between teammates did nothing to ease the feeling.

Of course, all the muttered conversations came to a screeching halt when Mya walked in, but after a shake of her head to the room at large, conversation resumed - albeit more quietly. Mya looked around, taking stock of the people she'd assembled. Here was Draven's team, all four heads bent over a tablet that showed the interior security set up of the station - Mya had only distributed that file after their current ship had been brought back to base, on Victor's suggestion. Any sooner, and they would have risked it leaking and tipping their hand.

Over near one of the struts was the team Stumpy was on, the big man towering over everyone else in the group like some form of strange beach umbrella. In the back was Carcen's team, the man himself contriving to skulk and sulk at the same time, and very determinedly not look in Mya's direction.

Mya started walking around the cargo hold, working her way clockwise around the room. It wasn't much - a word here, some quiet reassurance there, a quick handshake or a slap on the back. Small, probably meaningless gestures - but they made her feel better about not being the one piloting. It was something tangible she could do here and now, and at least a few people she talked to seemed to appreciate it. She'd never heard of her father doing such things, but he often had other things to be doing that were more important - which was fine, she could do this much.

Her thoughts were interrupted when all five of the Kala'Kah stepped in front of her, arranged loosely in a wedge-shaped formation. They'd each been assigned to different Gold teams - their combat expertise was well-known, which meant in turn that putting them all together would make the group as a whole vulnerable to any specifically anti-Kala'Kah techniques. Mya had made sure to give them people who could cover their backs - but they'd gathered up to speak to her all together. Toron'Yfer, Toron'Mkesh, Toron'Seval, Toron'Kevah, and Toron'Etal - all of them on the purple spectrum for Kala'Kah, with Toron'Mkesh's light mauve hide being the palest of all of them.

Mya waited for a long moment for them to speak, before realizing with a start they were waiting on her to speak first. She drew herself up and gave them the best approximation she could of Lone Warrior To Group - the best she could without injuring herself, anyway - and nodded to Toron'Seval who stood at the front of the group as the most honorable one among them. To her surprise, he - and the rest of the Kala'Kah - returned her salute with one she'd never seen directed at a human: Subordinate To Honored Commander.

She blinked, taken aback.

"Do the warriors of the Kala'Kah stand ready?" she asked, mostly out of a lack of anything else to say. It was, honestly, something she'd heard in an old historical vid once.

Still, the Kala'Kah seemed to appreciate it; Toron'Etal's ears pricked forward and Toron'Yfer's tail curled just a bit. It was Toron'Seval who answered her, though, as was right for the foremost in the group.

"The warriors of the Kala'Kah stand ready and willing to face down those without honor."

He took a deep breath and stood a little straighter before closing the last few steps between himself and Mya. He extended his upper right hand towards her, and she had to blink before taking it; she didn't know any Kala'Kah nonverbals that required contact - especially not with just the one arm.

He shifted her grip a little, taking her forearm and forcing her to transfer her grip to his wrist before he pumped their joined hands up and down once before releasing her and taking a step back.

"I take my leave of thee; may the time ahead bring great honor."

So saying, he turned and stalked back to his team in that sinuous way only a Kala'Kah could manage.

Mya didn't have time to process what Toron'Seval had done, because it was Toron'Etal's turn to do the exact same thing. Four more handshakes, four more phrases of farewell and well-wishing. By the time the last - Toron'Mkesh - had completed the ritual, Mya's brain had managed to catch up with the sequence of events. She wasn't sure where the Kala'Kah had picked up handshaking as a human gesture of farewell - though the forearm clasp was a very old tradition - but their words had left her feeling cold. To have all five Kala'Kah take formal leave on this mission left a cold knot in her gut and questions buzzing around in her head. Had she made the right decision? Would the Kala'Kah have been better assigned to a single group? Had she missed something on the security plans? Did -

Her thoughts were pulled out of their frantic downward spiral when a loud tone played in her ear. Wincing, she slapped at the comm-bud making the noise and the whining cut off. No channel opened - the characteristic hiss of static was absent - but a cheerful voice did pipe up unexpectedly.

"Look down!"

Mya looked down to see four M'Pell bouncing gently at her feet, each one slightly smaller than a softball. M'k'qlk, M'k'tch, M't'ptk, and M'r'nlt; she could only pick out M'k'tch from the other three by the chips in their outer skin from where they'd come off the worse in an encounter with a faulty door. The other three she knew because she'd approved Victor's personnel assignments.

"Don't worry about those silly cats. They're just thinking they're not going to come back! And maybe they aren't, but that's okay. We'll all see the new day when the United League falls."

Mya couldn't figure out which one of them was talking to her - she wasn't sure if the M'Pell simply couldn't be bothered to change the text-to-speech voice they'd found on the computers, or if they just thought they were being hilarious by all speaking with one voice - but she knelt down to address them all anyway.

"Don't call them that, even if it is a more amusing word to say. And we all have our ways of dealing with what's coming. How are you four holding up?"

M'k'tch's lights changed from sickly yellow to copper-tarnished green for a few moments, letting Mya know exactly which one of them had made the tactless "cats" comment, before her communicator buzzed with the voice program the M'Pell used.

"Yes, yes, many apologies. It will not happen in the future. What will happen in the future is… fun!"

All four of the M'Pell flashed with brilliant yellow luminescence and bounced even higher, and Mya laughed as she stood. All four of these M'Pell had gotten into trouble before for what they thought were very minor games played with the network back on the base, and the chance to have an unrestricted go at human computer systems had had them flashing with glee when Victor had given them their assignments. Mya herself was a little doubtful about putting them on the opposite wing of the shipyard - Carcen’s wing - but Victor wouldn't need the help and it was each to where they could best serve.

Brushing her knees free of dust, Mya took one last look around the cargo bay. The tension had eased somewhat in the air, becoming more focused - less like an explosion waiting to happen and more like a lightning bolt ready to be loosed. Oddly satisfied, she turned to head back to the bridge.

Walking onto the bridge, on the other hand, was like plunging into an ice cold pond. They were on final approach now, the gaping maw of the cargo hangar looking like some sort of awful creature that was preparing to swallow them whole, and for an instant, mindless panic gripped Mya. Who were they, to challenge anything that created an edifice of this scale?

The order to abandon the mission was on the tip of her tongue when she noticed Gruul looking at her intently. Sucking in a deep breath and letting it out slowly, Mya reminded herself why they were here and what was at stake, beyond their own lives. As the stars winked out all around them, occluded by the interior of the station and the closing bay doors, she straightened up and set her jaw, giving Gruul a slow nod.

She’d been inclined at first to allot another gold support squad with Gruul at the head - the proud Hosh was nearly as good a warrior and leader as the Kala’Kah who’d been trained all their lives for it, but then Gruul herself had specifically requested to be assigned to the command squad as their fourth member and second combat support. Mya had acquiesced after only a token argument. She remembered exactly how much damage Gruul could do with her sword from their mission together to rescue Lothar, and Mya felt obscurely comforted by her presence now.

As the bay doors finished closing behind them, and the viewscreen filled with the fog of atmospheric gasses being pumped into the berth, Mya took a deep breath and gave Victor the nod.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=290#p290 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 14:36:38 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=290#p290
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Victor POV

As soon as their allocated translocationist dropped them into CP 1919, Victor's screen lit up like a fireworks display with hundreds upon hundreds of network calls, layers of antivirus programs and firewalls, and a heavily encrypted trunk connection to the ISCS. If Victor had had any doubts that they were headed for the right place, this kind of activity would have put them to rest immediately - never mind the frankly mind-bogglingly-large station looming up out of the stellar plasma cloud like a particularly toxic fungus.

Fortunately, he'd calculated the margin for error to be less than 3% and had come with the best pre-loaded software he had. Victor's hands flew across the keyboard as he carefully redirected the automatic connection attempts by the shipyard network. Most of them he simply rerouted into the shell he'd made of the freighter's main computer - one carefully scrubbed of all traces of the Resistance’s presence. An automated routine started scanning the incoming signals, analyzing them for weak spots and active entry points, while another monitored the handshake between the shell and the station. The few signals that he did not shunt into the shell were carefully fed into one of his more specialized programs; while feeding the initiating system exactly the data it expected, the program would also start sneaking packets with the acknowledgement signals that were, separately, harmless, but when a critical mass of them accumulated on the target system, a simple radio signal would be enough to set off what for a normal system would be a devastating virus.

The whistle of the communications array was enough to make everyone on the bridge freeze for one startled second. They'd been expecting it, of course; in addition to the network security protocols, the shipyard also employed live security personnel and a randomized password generation system that would make a supercomputer weep at trying to guess the correct password for the day and ship. Fortunately, Victor had come prepared; while the password was always a random assortment of letters, numbers, and symbols, they were always human letters, numbers, and symbols. His signal sniffer managed to separate out the thread that was coming along the communications line and follow it back to the repository where the authentication protocols would test the provided password against the one it would be expecting; if any of the alien languages had been included, the backtrace would have been impossible.

As it stood, it was merely difficult.

And Victor was one of the best.

"Password." The voice was just the slightest bit buzzy, automated, and exactly what Victor had hoped to hear. With a human, he'd never get away with this trick - the sampled voice was too robotic, with not enough difference in the tonality. It always sounded like the person they'd sampled from was a brain-dead zombie, and that would set all kinds of alarms off.

If it was used on a human.

Victor keyed up his program and initiated it with the password he'd grabbed from the shipyard itself not twenty seconds earlier. "Z-Z-H(R-J^K-8-8&LPN~FDG-Y%A_A-PLZ-T-T-*\)*-U-L-#-NZT." The sampled voice of the original captain of the freighter fed back down the channel to the shipyard, and tension crackled over the bridge. If this didn't work, they'd be atomized before they could even begin to contemplate jumping out of the system. The seconds stretched like taffy; one, two, thr-

"Password accepted. Please dock at portside berth 27."

The line cut off and everyone on the bridge started to breathe again. Not that Victor was idle in his relief; with the handshakes cleared and communication protocols established, he now had heavily fettered access to the shipyard systems. They were still outside of the firewalls proper - big, intimidating edifices full of tricks, traps, and snares for the unwary that he could probably hack manually if he had to, but that would take far too long for their plan - and would remain so until they'd docked properly and given up control of their "ship" to the main systems of the station itself. That hardline access would give the Resistance the opening they needed to crack the firewalls enough to let M’t'fdlth in to wreak absolute havoc.

Victor spent a brief minute wishing that the little bouncy ball of an alien was there with him. M’t'fdlth was probably the best coding partner he'd ever had, able to keep up with him in terms of actual coding speed even if they lacked the intimate knowledge of how humans worked, and that gave Victor an edge in hacking United League systems. Plus the alien's sense of humor was surprisingly dry, the invariant voice of the speech program they used rendering them deadpan in the best of ways. And it really helped to have a partner to bounce ideas off of whenever he got stuck on something - not that there'd be time for that during this mission; microseconds were the space between life and death here - but he could wish.

Victor grimaced as one of his programs was quarantined by an antivirus sweep and he began altering registries to make it look like a false flag. While he was wishing, why not wish for root access to the station systems? It'd be more useful in the short run. He huffed a breath as the quarantined program was deleted and all the progress it had made reset; that would put him back thirty seconds or more. Docking access could not come soon enough to suit him, though the danger would increase exponentially when they were enfolded within the bowels of the station.

Still, there was a great deal Victor could do in the meantime, and he didn't intend to waste any second of access. There was too much riding on him and his ability to control and confound the security systems on the station; even partial restoration of systems to shipyard personnel could be disastrous. He'd had too many people die on his watch to rest on his laurels for even a moment, and his fingers once again flew over the keyboard as he initiated a number of sneaky programs to piggyback on the limited connection to the network. They would begin to map the system from inside and store it for him to access and forward once the hardline connection was established.

Victor noticed, distantly, when Mya stood up abruptly from where she was sitting and stalked off, but a covert glance at Gruul netted him a subtle shake of the Hosh's head; whatever had set Mya off wasn't something he had to deal with, then. Victor gave a small nod back and returned most of his attention to the console in front of him.

He waited until the doors to the bridge had wooshed closed before speaking quietly.

"Think she'll be alright?"

Gruul moved from where she'd been leaning on a nearby bulkhead to lean instead on the communications console next to the workstation he was using.

"The waiting before a mission begins is… difficult. Doing something will aid her concentration for what is to come, even if it is as simple as walking."

Her voice was as measured and matched his in volume. If she herself was nervous, it didn't show, and Victor decided not to pry further. He simply nodded and returned his attention to his console.

Program after program blossomed under his fingertips - most of them he'd prepared beforehand, but several had to be compiled on the fly to better disguise themselves in the structure of the coding already present on the station. As the station loomed larger and larger in the forward viewscreen, Victor's access to the shipyards increased as well. It wasn't just the fact that proximity to the shipyard improved signal strength, though that was part of it; several of the programs he'd instantiated on the United League's servers were slowly chipping open more access ports for him to use, allotting more bandwidth to his requests, and misrepresenting the increased network traffic simply as solar activity.

In no time at all, it seemed like they were on final approach, and while Victor's ears heard the bridge door whoosh open and closed again, his attention was entirely on maintaining the virtual shell he'd set up to mimic the Hand's actual computer. Getting this close to the station had increased the number of queries to it by several orders of magnitude, and he was having to constantly load balance between resources devoted to that shell and the ones he'd set on the shipyard itself. Fortunately, one of his programs had unlocked a cache of logs of connections to other ships that had docked here within the last 48 hours, and he was able to manipulate the state of the virtual machine to match the expectations of the station crew.

Five minutes to docking, and the pinpricks of light that represented other stars were winking out around them. The connection was nearly a torrent now, still heavily shackled and monitored but much better than he'd hoped to have at this stage. Three minutes to docking, and the doors were closing behind them. Two minutes to docking, and the lights of a docking cradle almost a third of the distance across the hangar turned on. One minute to docking, and the pilot was guiding them in.

The gentle thunks of docking equipment echoed through the hull, and all the hair on the back of Victor's neck stood on end. He'd been expecting it, but this was the first ship he'd ever been on that had actually docked somewhere; normal "docking" was simply a matter of setting up a synchronous orbit at an allotted speed and distance and translocating to your destination. This felt more solid, somehow, more final - almost irrevocable, though that was likely just his imagination. Ships came and went from here all the time, after all.

He didn't have the luxury of time to indulge his nerves, however; the hiss of atmospheric gasses being pumped into their docking cradle was almost lost in the silent datastorm that poured onto his workstation. Whatever automated systems had engaged the docking clamps had also connected the main data cabling to the shipyard systems. The connection was blinkered, fettered, and monitored, and an open invitation Victor didn't bother to resist. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Mya nod, and gave her a nod in return.

Showtime.
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Victor breathed out slowly through his nose as his eyes stayed glued to the mirrored camera feed he'd managed to get up in one corner of his workstation.

Behind him he could hear Lothar pacing, and he knew if he turned around he'd see the man stalking up and down the far side of the bridge. The plans they'd gotten for the shipyard hadn't indicated how much clutter there was in the huge hangar they'd landed in, and Blue Seven was taking longer than expected to make their way to a hard mainframe access point.

In addition to the enormous berths designed to allow cargo ships of all sizes and configurations to dock and undock without having to pump atmosphere to the whole bay every time, there were also almost-labyrinthine stacks of cargo containers. Bundles of girders were piled in some arcanely haphazard fashion next to enormous crates of ludicrously small logic circuits, while plumbing fixtures were stacked six-high near complex engine pieces so covered in grease, it was hard to tell where their attachment points were, and all manner of other things both large and small turned the hangar into a maze.

On the one hand, it made it much easier for Blue Seven to sneak around undetected, even with Victor's worm in the security systems temporarily disabling facial recognition sequences on the cameras. On the other hand...

"Weren't they supposed to be done by now?"

The grumble was low, yet still perfectly audible across the bridge. Victor didn't turn at the sound, and a moment later he heard Mya start murmuring to her father.

Lothar had been getting increasingly edgy as the minutes ticked by, his pacing starting almost as soon as they'd landed. He wasn't a patient man, and even the few minutes more it was taking Blue Seven to reach their objective were a few minutes too many. Fortunately, Mya had taken it upon herself to ride herd on him, an endeavor Victor remembered trying in times past without fondness; once Lothar got to a location, he wasn't content to wait and tended to rush in, flames burning, before everything else was ready. Too many times he'd gone on ahead and left Victor to pick up the broken bodies of the Resistance members who'd tried to follow him, only for the whole mission to go up in smoke once he reached something he couldn't handle alone and didn't have any back-up left to support him.

No, Victor didn't miss those days.

Victor blanked a portion of his screen on the opposite side from the camera feed and used the black glass as a mirror to take a covert look at the other side of the bridge. Both Kaldeggas were over there now, conversing in voices too low to carry - to his human ears, anyway. He didn't need Gruul shifting beside him as Lothar hissed something venomous at his daughter to know that the alien could probably hear every word. Lothar had stopped pacing and was looming over Mya, speaking rapidly, and Victor had to be impressed by the casually confident stance Mya maintained. He'd've believed it, too, if his angle didn't give him a clear view of her wringing her hands behind her back. He wanted to snap at Lothar, but now wasn't the time to start a fight.

Fortunately, Victor had other ways to help.

He flipped the blank portion of his screen back on and began typing feverishly. He couldn't clear the hangar - while the schematics had shown this area to be blank floor, that was clearly not the case now, and cargo handling wasn't on the list of systems he had access to right at the moment, but if he redirected that like so, then changed this status code and rerouted-

A large, scaled hand landed on his shoulder.

"Breathe," Gruul commanded, and Victor released a puff of air he hadn't realized he'd been holding.

"Sorry," he muttered, eyes glued to the screen as code rolled by.

Gruul huffed.

"The team you have chosen - you chose them because you thought they could achieve this objective, yes?"

Victor's hands slowed on his holographic display.

"Yesssss...?" he said, dragging out the last syllable deliberately as he raised an eyebrow.

"Then let them have the chance to do so. You would not have picked poorly, and I trust your judgment."

Gruul’s hand slipped from Victor's shoulder, and he obscurely missed its warmth. Taking a deep breath, he nodded to the proud warrior who had taken a step back to regard him with calm eyes; Gruul was correct in that Blue Seven had been loaded out with two of the best hackers behind Victor himself and that asshole Carcen.

Victor loathed Carcen, both professionally and personally, and it had been immensely gratifying to see him going around in bandages after getting his assignment from Mya. Victor's enjoyment had dimmed somewhat, however, when he'd gone back through the security tapes later to see what had happened and found Lothar using his elemental powers on a member of the Resistance - a man who, technically, was on the same side as him. It wasn't the first time, of course, but… a man who'd blow up a planet might not stop at simply injuring someone with his powers, and Victor had a little ball of dread in his stomach that got bigger every time Lothar lost his temper. It was only a matter of time, really, before he went off the handle and torched someone, and Victor wasn't sure what he'd do when that happened.

Still, the fact remained that Blue Seven was both eminently capable and - Victor glanced one more time at the camera feed on his monitor before flicking it onto one of the tablets he'd stacked nearby - imminently active. The feed showed the team casually approaching the wall where he'd identified a computer hardpoint; in less than two minutes, they'd be accessing the mainframe through it. Less than thirty seconds after that, either all hell would break loose or they'd feed the active connections through to Victor's tablet to begin phase two. Either way, it was time to report to their positions in the cargo hold.

He reached down and snatched up his tablets in quick succession, storing all but one in the voluminous pockets of the tech uniform he was wearing. Straightening, he nodded to his team.

Time to head for the bay.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=292#p292 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 14:44:55 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=292#p292
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Spoiler
Mya POV

Mya let out a breath she hadn't consciously been holding as Victor stood up from his station and nodded.

The Blue team that had been designated to secure the unloading hangar had been hand-picked to be the best of the best at what they did, but Mya's brain hadn't been able to let go of the worries and what-ifs. Her thoughts had raced a mile a minute as time ticked by, stretching the fifteen minutes it had actually taken into fifteen agonizing hours. If the security twigged too early, if another ship came in, if they were detected in the network… if, if, if. And her father had been… displeased with the delay. It had taken some pretty fast talking to keep him from taking matters into his own hands, but she’d managed to get him to stick to the plan.

For now.

She shook her head and felt cold sweat dislodge itself to trickle down her back; suppressing a grimace at the sensation, she turned and nodded to the first of the Red teams that were waiting behind her.

Mya would have preferred to have been the first team out; not only was that team most likely to be discovered by dint of the amount of time they'd be in the hallways, but it would give her something to do, somewhere to move, and a purpose to put all her nervous energy into. However, the ship her team was aiming for was third on the closer wing of the shipyard and so her team would be the second to last Red team to depart Heavy Is The Hand. First up, heading for the furthest ship in the opposite wing was Terrance's group. Terrance was a tall man, somehow contriving to not gangle as most men of his height did. He was one of the other four translocationists in the Resistance who could even possibly contemplate moving an entire capital ship more than one hop at a time, and he nodded to her respectfully as his team quietly exited the freighter.

The other three members of his team followed suit in nodding to Mya as they passed, and Mya in her turn made sure to meet their gazes squarely. Underneath her bland technician outfit, Mya was certain she was sweating through her clothes, but as long as she projected enough confidence, perhaps no-one would notice. It was one thing to have doubts on the approach, but there was no turning back now and every single person had to believe that she believed they could do it. Any doubts now would get people killed.

The next team up was Carcen's; when the time came for M’t'fdlth to stop their external assault on the shipyard networks, Carcen would be responsible for maintaining the scrambling of the network in the further shipyard wing. Mya hadn't been terribly happy about having to trust Carcen to do the job, but he was the only one besides Victor who could hack fast enough to keep the shipyard admins from re-establishing the security communications structure. M'k'qlk and the other M'Pell were not experienced or focused enough to keep the admins from simply routing around their intrusions and noise, but their support would hopefully give Carcen the edge he needed to keep a lid on things.

Carcen refused to acknowledge her as he went by in what was unmistakably a deliberate snub. Mya kept her face even as she felt both Gruul and her father stiffen beside her; she really didn't care what the man thought of her as long as he did his job, and the apologetic looks she got from the other three humans of his team was more than enough evidence to show his opinions were far from universal. The team leader - an athletic young man named Kalledon, who had a way with the ladies and a thing for the gentlemen - even went so far as to apologize under his breath as he passed. Mya accepted it with a shallow dip of her head, though by that point Kalledon had already gone past.

Mya looked back along the line of Red teams into the cargo hold. Once the Red teams had finished debarking, three Gold teams would follow them up before the Blue teams started dispersal. She could see the bouncing forms of the M'Pell, the first of the Gold teams that would be heading out, bouncing nearly as high as the heads of the people beside them - who, in turn, didn't seem too sanguine about the small rocks bouncing around their heads with alarming snapping noises whenever they hit the floor. Mya's heart clenched a little; she'd talked with M’t'fdlth about it once, and they'd told her that most of the M'Pell who'd joined up were no older than mid-to-late teens in human terms and that was why most of them couldn't sit still for overlong. Actual children, and yet you'd be hard-pressed to find any M'Pell older - the United League had destroyed nearly all of them in the course of plundering the M'Pell homeworld for its resources.

M’t'fdlth themself was apparently not that much older, in their mid-to-late twenties according to their estimate, but when Mya had raised concerns about letting actual children fight, M't'fdlth had reassured her that they were keeping track of things. Only those who were of legal age to fight would be allowed to volunteer for missions at all, and the younger ones kept out from getting too underfoot in the bases. The volunteers would just be excitable, apparently, and Mya certainly couldn't disagree now as one particularly enthusiastic bounce came down on Red Five's leader's foot, eliciting a yelp. Mya suppressed a sigh and lamented that all she could do was trust M't'fdlth's word and try to keep the M'Pell safe anyway.

With Red teams Four and Five out of the way, Red teams Two and Three stepped up. Red Two would be aiming for the second of the ships on the further wing, one that had been noted to be of an experimental alloy and supposedly nearly 12% lighter than a regular Capital ship. It had been set up specifically so that Radonne was the translocationist slated to take the ship. Radonne was excellent at close-in ship maneuvers, but jumping great distances tended to be hit or miss for her. The less she had to try and shift, the better the chances were that she could actually do it. She didn't meet Mya's eyes as she passed, but her older brother Gadonne nodded seriously in answer to Mya's raised eyebrow and the rest of their team followed them out without a murmur.

Red Three was larger than the other Red teams; while Mya had assigned four to nearly all the other teams, Red Three included two medical support personnel who’d volunteered for the assignment. The translocationist for the team, a man named Alejandro, suffered from light-induced seizures and the two medical personnel had argued their way onto his team to hopefully prevent it from being a problem. Mya nodded to the two of them as they flanked the shorter translocationist, and they nodded back respectfully. Rumor on the base had it that all three of them were very close, and Mya was willing to concede to a lot for a translocationist who could move a Capital-class ship.

More people shuffled forward; Red One was heading for the closest ship in the furthest wing - without a translocationist, their orders were to grab an experimental translocational buffer circuit from the main engines and fall back to the hangar bay to rendezvous with the Blue teams there. Corper was the engineer in charge of that team, and the stout, cheerful-looking redhead gave Mya a thumbs-up as they headed on by. Corper's team would likely be among the first ones finished with their assigned task and would help direct the workers onto the ships the Blue teams had secured for use as transport when they had stowed the circuit. Mya returned Corper's thumbs-up with a firm nod and the team trooped away under the unseeing cameras in the hangar.

Red teams Nine and Ten were next; they'd be heading for the furthest ship down the near wing of assembly hangars. Their translocationist was Palimona, an older woman with a tight bun and a severe expression. If Mya hadn't known better, she might have taken her for a record-sorter or other innocuous bureaucrat; as it stood, Mya had seen what exactly Palimona could do with the plasma shotgun just peeking out from its concealed holster on the woman's back and had nothing but respect for her. Both Red teams had an extra brawler in place of a technical specialist, under the assumption that the fighting would be heaviest in the near wing as that's where Mya's team was heading. The bounty for capturing Lothar Kaldegga had almost tripled upon his escape, and Mya was banking that when they figured out he was here, the United League would concentrate fire on him and the team he was with.

Which was why there was an entire Red team of fighters designated to back them up. Mya nodded to Stumpy as Red Eight moved up to the door. Stumpy, Richard, Gage, and Leesii were a mixed group of fighters; Leesii had a dab of elemental magic she channeled through the lead-weighted baton she wielded with careless ease, despite its mass. Stumpy had his special glove, of course, and both Richard and Gage were decent marksmen; Richard also had a background in starship repair and was under orders to take anything he deemed important from the fourth ship in that wing. Mya's team - Red Seven - would be aiming to take the third ship along, and Red Eight would fall back to that ship when the time came to bug out.

Mya took a deep breath, looked back out over the waiting Blue and Gold teams one last time, then set her eyes forward as she stepped out of the Hand's cargo bay.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=293#p293 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 14:49:12 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=293#p293
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=294#p294
Spoiler
Victor POV

Victor kept his head down as their team proceeded along the wide corridors of the shipyard. Blue Seven had taken care of the security at the checkpoint between the cargo hangar and the manufacturing portion of the station; with a hard-point access to the station's systems, it had been most efficient to set up a feedback loop in the machinery and then simply lock the security forces inside their own fortified offices. It wouldn't hold them forever, of course, but it was plenty enough time for all the Red teams to slip by. Depending on which approach the hackers on Blue Seven had used, it might even keep the security people trapped long enough for M’t'fdlth to set all hell loose.

Either way, bypassing that security checkpoint had been easy. Everything that came after it was considerably harder.

Mya had gotten one of the more cosmetically inclined Resistance members to do a very careful makeup job on her father. Facial recognition was sophisticated enough to see through most commercially available face-changing gadgets, and the general consensus was that low-tech would probably be the most likely to work. So Lothar's goatee had been enhanced with a carefully sculpted full beard, and a frankly impressive number of small synth-skin inserts had been strategically spotted all over his face to give him a round, cheerful face complete with dimples. And then the specialist had dusted him up with a foundation that - in addition to evening out his color - contained a compound that would reflect infrared and prevent the IR sensors from telling real faces from fakes.

All in all, a thoroughly competent job, and Victor had made a note to send the specialist a gift basket for making his job that much easier. Most people target the algorithms when trying to defeat facial recognition software, and the code was hardened against exactly those kinds of attacks. Victor knew better; with the makeup changing Lothar's face so dramatically, it was easier and safer to target the facial recognition database that the algorithms predicated their matches on. It was backed up to six different locations to ensure one was already ready in case of failure; what it couldn't handle was the sudden input of several hundred petabytes of things that could be faces but weren't.

Victor had breathed a little easier when that program blinked a finished confirmation on his tablet. He still had a monitoring tag on the security alerts from that system, but he doubted the thing could tell face from feet now.

The most harrowing part of walking the corridors was the sheer amount of foot traffic. Pallets of parts and materials came from the cargo bay in a steady stream, and empty cargo haulers went back the other way down the wide corridors that had very clearly been designed with this purpose in mind. Cleaning crews and other work parties scurried along the edges, the paint lines on the floor clearly marking where it was safe to walk and where one could be reasonably certain of being run over by a cargo hauler. Security teams patrolled the corridor as well, prowling in semi-random patrols and keeping an eye on the walking crews and riding haulers alike.

Surprisingly, for all the personnel manifests they'd stolen, the vast majority of the crowd around them was human. Human security, humans running the cargo haulers, humans with tool belts and serious expressions, humans in white coats with small tablets they were industriously typing away on; none of the security was anything but human, of course, and the people in greasy overalls were mostly human as well, with only one or two Hosh looming up out of the crowd like particularly muscular statuary. There were groups of Yttarans as well - all of them missing their wing-casings - but none of those groups contained any humans at all, and those groups also seemed to be confined to mostly janitorial duties, if the cleaning implements every Yttaran carried were any indication.

Victor would have rolled his eyes at the blatant speciesism if the gesture wouldn't have tipped off the guards. As it stood, their group stood out mostly by dint of Gruul, and they were already receiving higher-than-average scrutiny for it - Victor's programs reported 43% more turns in their direction by monitored body cameras than any other human-only group. Still, they'd chosen their disguises well - their overalls were just as worn and grubby as any other workers', and Gruul had a couple of shabby utility belts in place of her preferred distinctly Hosh-styled armor. He didn't think she looked any less dangerous for it - knew for a fact that she had the pieces for a wicked plasteel sword secreted away in the pouches of those belts - but it annoyed him that it was necessary.

Still, they weren't actively challenged as they split off from the main cargo corridor and began moving through the rat's nest of hallways that marked the start of the actual drydock section of the shipyard. Around each main berth was a warren of service tunnels, access points, finishing rooms for special stuff, forgeworks hooked into the star below them, and all kinds of other machine shops and workrooms that were the last step between whatever came in by hauler and what was actually bolted onto the ship.

It had been almost twenty minutes since they'd left the Hand at this point, and the first of the Red teams had a nearly forty minute head start on them. A quick flick of Victor's fingers on his current tablet was enough to assure him Red teams Three, Four, Nine, and Ten were nearly on schedule - some kind of all-stop from a cargo hauler collision had put Red Three and Four a little behind, but not so much so that he'd need to wait on them before signaling M’t'fdlth. Another flick brought up the monitoring program he shared with Blue Seven's tech specialists. Four green indicators winked up at him from starboard cargo berths 17, 19, 23, and 24, while two gleamed from portside cargo berths 25 and 22. As he watched, port berth 19 also lit up green, and he minimized the program with a quiet sigh of relief. They needed at least 10 empty cargo ships to get the workers off, and the more they had control of by the time the signal went out, the quicker they could load the workers up.

As they moved into the service corridors out of the main cargo way, they encountered more and more nonhuman workers. Most of them were Hosh, their brilliantly colored scales surprisingly eye-catching against the nearly uniform grey of the shipyard walls. There were some Yttarans skittering down the ceilings above the other workers as well. Unlike the ones in the main corridor, these Yttarans had straps of cargo pouches slung carelessly across their backs instead of the janitorial equipment they'd seen the others carry, and the heavy pouches bounced with audible crunches against the dried-out flight wings left unprotected by their missing wing-cases. The Hosh, too, seemed distinctly more worn than Victor would have thought, scale patterns often disrupted by ropey scars - scars which Gruul was notably missing. Victor saw more than one Hosh catch sight of Gruul and pause in whatever they were doing before moving on; whether that was for her lack of scars or her peculiarly muted coloration, he didn't know, but none of the Hosh seemed inclined to call security on them. No shouts followed them up the narrower halls, no alerts pinged his tablet. They just stared for a few seconds.

Victor wasn't the only one to notice the attention Gruul was attracting. Mya hadn't exactly been what Victor would call “relaxed” since they'd left the Hand, but she'd managed to keep most of it off her face before. Now, there was pinching around her eyes that spelled tension, and her lips grew thinner with every Hosh who paused to look their way. If she'd been her father, Victor would have been concerned that she was about to let loose and start killing a path clear to their target; as it was, he was reasonably certain she wouldn't do that without at least consulting them first.

Lothar himself seemed immune to the tension in the air, striding along like he had every right to be exactly where he was going and keeping both hands in sight. He wasn't quite at the front of the group, but his position behind Mya chivvied her along slightly faster than her legs really allowed for, and Victor could see the effort she was putting into extra-large strides to keep her father from pushing her along.

Gruul drifted casually up from her position at the rear to walk beside Victor, and they carried on side by side for a few steps.

"It's my color," she murmured finally, quietly enough that Victor almost missed it.

He raised an eyebrow.

"Your color?" he muttered back, equally as soft.

Gruul had more control than to let her tail lash, but her tongue flickered out briefly to taste the air before she answered.

"Yes."

They walked a few more steps in silence before curiosity got the better of him.

"What about your color?"

Several more seconds trickled by; they were only a few minutes away from the workshop they'd chosen as their breakpoint for Victor to signal Sarcorxious Base before she finally answered.

"Because I haven't got any."

Victor glanced over at her and frowned. She was yellow mottled with black, that wasn't no color. Granted, he was pretty sure he'd seen a green Hosh with purple and yellow markings on their way here, so it also wasn't the most colorful, but it was more than nothing. He didn't get the chance to ask more as Gruul faded back to her rear position as a security team marched by looking alert, if not actively alerted. They paused at a door in the hallway, and two of the team swept the room while the other three waited outside.

By the time the security team had finished sweeping the room - apparently a workshop for fine interior finishings, if the glimpse Victor caught through the closing door was anything to go by - Mya had led them to another door further along the corridor. A swipe of Victor's card, upgraded to all-access two minutes after he'd gotten it, had the door opening and all four of them ducking into the room.

It wasn't dusty, by any means, but there was an air of disuse about it that made sense; the workshop would have been used to do finishing work on engine parts - work long since completed, or they would not have chosen this ship to try and steal. The majority of the Red teams were heading for nearly-finished ships, with only a few ordered to steal from or sabotage the more unfinished vessels. Which made this workshop, out of all the others for this section of drydock, the least likely to see them disturbed.

Gruul stopped by the door and Victor went immediately over to the workbench itself. Along with all the tools stowed around it in neat arrays, it also had a hardline connection to the mainframe so that engine pieces could be tested by programs run on and maintained by the best computing equipment on the station. Of course, that's not what Victor was going to use it for, but there was no way the designers of the shipyards could have known that.

Mya and Lothar had come to a stop in the middle of the room, this time with their roles reversed. Now Lothar was the one standing calmly while Mya paced, and unlike Lothar, she didn't vent her spleen on any of her teammates, instead keeping out of Victor's line of sight - a concession he was grateful for as he navigated his way through the openings and weaknesses left by the programs he'd been running since they'd been berthed. The firewalls weren't quite crumbled cheese - the limited amount of damage he'd been able to do in his time on the station hadn't been that much - but there were cracks and exploits that hadn't existed two hours ago.

And, as any hacker worth their salt knew, any exploit could become a total exploit.

Especially when you had help.

Victor pressed a button, sent a signal, and listened as alarms started to scream.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=294#p294 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 14:56:10 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=294#p294
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=295#p295
Spoiler
WORKERS PROCEED TO THE NEAREST SHIP. WORKERS PROCEED TO THE NEAREST SHIP. THIS IS THE RESISTANCE; EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT, BEGIN EVACUATION IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WORKERS PROCEED-

Victor tuned out the stationwide emergency broadcast that had been one of the first programs he'd set to run when the shipyard had given him limited access to the system. It would repeat three times in League Standard before flipping over to the Hosh native language for three repeats and then back again. Neither he nor Mya had been too sanguine about the United League giving translators to every Hosh on the station - or, of the ones who did have translators, those translators being active while working. Gruul had provided them with the audio translation while Mya had recorded the announcement in League Standard.

More important were the alarms shrilling underneath the broadcast; Victor could hear at least three different intrusion alert sounds, and his data feeds were practically a symphony of danger signals. M’t'fdlth had managed to set off not only every intrusion and security alert that the shipyard's systems had hooks for, but also a number of maintenance and basic system triggers as well. Fire suppression systems were going off randomly, at least two armory locations had their maintenance locks on (the camera feeds for those were carefully sectioned and saved for perusal later), and the communications system was currently undergoing a massive reset/defrag that rendered all internal communicators static-filled and useless.

With his fingers flicking quickly over the surface of his tablet, system after system buckled under the force of their combined assaults. Where before Victor had had to rely on quiet infiltration methods, with the computing power of Sarcorxious he could now switch to more overt attacks. Security was the highest priority, of course, but M’t'fdlth wasn't human, and didn't suffer from the same biases towards vectors of attack that the designers of the shipyard had clearly planned for, and so M’t’fdlth came at it from a number of directions Victor wouldn't have thought of himself - or thought of too late.

Routing through the waste disposal system, for instance, got them access to the low-priority routines that made sure every League Standard ounce of material in the waste system was accounted for. Those routines, in turn, ran in the same cluster as the programs that controlled security priority queues.

Randomly shuffling those spawned a thousand threading errors as routines which relied on the priority queues to run in the correct sequence suddenly began to run out of order. Systems which relied on the routine execution tokens began firing erratically, and the effect snowballed as Victor and M’t'fdlth rode the digital avalanche into even deeper access to the systems.

So absorbed was he by the data that was scrolling before his eyes, he almost missed it when Gruul's tail lashed violently.

Almost.

Victor blinked and looked up at the tall alien. Her head was cocked to the side as if she was listening to something he couldn't quite hear. A brush of his fingers reduced the volume of alarms shrilling outside their erstwhile sanctuary by half, and a strange hissing snarl suddenly rang clear throughout the room. Mya flinched but gave no other outward sign that she'd heard, her head currently tucked against her chest as she chewed on a thumbnail; her father simply continued to prowl the room restlessly. Victor could only hope he'd stay put long enough to establish a security corridor to their target.

Something clicked in the back of his mind, and Victor returned his gaze to Gruul.

"Never heard a recording of yourself before?" He asked quietly.

She paused for a long moment before shaking her head.

"No. No, I - no."

Her tail lashed again.

"It… loses something. Without the visual portion. It… doesn't sound like me."

She stated, with a matter-of-factness that would have fooled anyone else.

But Victor knew her too well.

"If it's missing something, do you think your people will listen?"

He asked seriously, fingers drifting over his tablet to begin hacking into the various schedule and schematic displays wired throughout the station.

She blinked, looking almost pensive before finally nodding.

"Yes. With the other alarms, they will have to listen."

She shot him a dry look.

"Though the fact that it is in a language they understand, even if it does lack context, would be enough to ensure that they listened."

Victor pursed his lips and nodded slowly.

"True. I'd be willing to bet the United League doesn't broadcast much in their language."

"In the future, we will change that."

Both of Victor’s eyebrows rose at the conviction in Gruul’s voice, but he was spared from having to answer by a custom alert popping up on the tablet he'd been working with. The system-wide alarms were still scrolling through the backdrop of the window, but this was a flag he'd set specifically on the Blue teams' progress.

Only one of the marked ships hadn't changed to a green captured status on his monitoring systems - a quick glance through docking camera feeds showed port berth 15 engaged in a shootout with one of the Blue teams - but the five starboard haulers they had managed to capture were currently being blockaded by shipyard security forces. They had - he glanced at the chronal display - eight more minutes of M’t'fdlth's help, and then however much time Carcen and Victor could buy after that to load almost seven thousand people onto each ship. They had to get people moving into those cargo bays, and now.

"Mya, we have a problem."

She was beside him even before he stopped speaking, and Victor wasted no time in pointing out the security forces blocking the workers from reaching their escape ships.

"These two squads; it looks like they were together before everything went to hell and they've set up a hard point beside these cargo crates."

Victor poked a few keys and caused an overlay to ripple into place over the camera feed. Pulled from the station manifests, the overlay identified the crates as containing heavy engine valves - heavy enough to be almost armor in their own right. On the other hand, that also meant the crates couldn't be moved without special haulers which the security people distinctly lacked.

Victor watched as Mya bit her lip, eyes darting around the display for a moment that stretched in agonizing fashion before she blew her hair away from her face with an explosive sigh.

"Signal Red Eight and Gold Three to pull back to the cargo bay. The workers have to be a priority."

Victor felt his eyebrows crawl up his forehead at the orders. That was their entire tactical backup for this half of the wing; if those teams fell back, there'd be no-one in place for them to call for support if they needed it.

Fortunately, it seemed like Victor wasn't the only one who'd noticed, though Lothar hadn't stopped his restless pacing.

"That is not wise. We risk becoming cut off from the rear if you do that."

Gruul's voice was even, measured, and if Victor hadn't known her as well as he did, he would probably have missed the reproach in her tone.

Mya took a step back and still had to lean a little to look the proud Hosh warrior right in the eyes.

"I trust you."

Gruul's tail stilled and for a long moment neither said anything. Mya broke the gaze first, eyes dropping down and away from Gruul's brilliantly yellow eyes, instead going across the room in a motion that seemed almost involuntary as she looked at the man who'd sired her.

"Between you and my father, I'm sure we'll be fine."

She looked back at Victor.

"Give the word, and get ready to move out. We don't have all that much time."

Victor nodded and got to work.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=295#p295 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 14:59:20 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=295#p295
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=296#p296
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Mya POV

Gruul, at the front of their loose formation, was the first to spot them.

The past few minutes had been tense, but there were remarkably few security teams roaming the halls. According to Victor's tablet, most of them were either trapped where they'd been when the alarms started, or had fallen back to specific hardpoints inside the structure. The ones that had ended up within visual communication range of each other had organized to try and take back the shuttle bay, and Mya was assured of her choice to send both their back-up teams to assist the shuttle crews. Those major cargo transport shuttles were going to be their main way to get workers off the station, and that exit strategy needed to remain viable or the whole thing would have been for nothing.

Fortunately, eight extra fighters coming up from behind the security teams had been more than enough to break the logjam on their side of the shuttle bay, and according to Victor, the extra forces were making a real difference on the other side as well. Well over ten thousand workers had already been loaded onto the huge cargo ships and more were streaming in.

The hallways they'd been passing through had also become a stream of workers and laborers heading for the nearby Capital ship. It had been mostly humans at first, but as they'd gotten nearer to the docking tube that let people onto the ship to work - and that was their intended entrance - the stream had become more mixed with Hosh towering over the shorter humanoids. Each Hosh was a riot of colors, greens and reds and oranges and yellows accented with daring splashes of blue, teal, or purple, and so Gruul remained easy to pick out with her almost monochrome appearance.

Mya had been filing that question away to ask later when Gruul suddenly gestured for them to stop. Indeed, the flow of workers around them had stopped as well, and even begun to try and move backwards. That alone was enough to tip Mya off to what was happening ahead, and Gruul's hissed warning of "security team!" was simply a confirmation. It made sense that one of the security checkpoints a team would fall back to would be the entrance to a nearly-complete Capital-class ship, but it was still a difficulty that Mya would rather have avoided.

She stole up beside Gruul, the multiple Hosh in the crowd - that was growing ever thicker, as more people tried to get to the ship - concealing the movement nicely.

"What do you think?" she asked in a low voice.

"Can we sneak up close enough for you to deal with them? They don't look inclined to fire on the workers yet, maybe we could-"

CRACK! BOOM!

Mya staggered as a wash of heat and pressure turned the corridor into a sauna, blinking the spots from her eyes in the wake of a brilliant explosion. The smell of charred meat filled the air alongside blaster bolts as the remaining two people on the security team opened fire.

Mya slammed herself flat against the wall of the corridor as the workers attempted to stampede back the way they'd come and Gruul surged forward, blade flashing out of its sheath. Mya watched with watering eyes as the proud Hosh warrior decapitated one of the standing security people with a single sweep, then carved halfway through the other one on the backswing.

The fight was over almost as soon as it had started, and more than a score of bodies littered the floor - most of them civilians.

"What in the name of empty space happened?" Mya croaked, the lingering smoke in the hallway roughening her voice.

Lothar was standing in the middle of the corridor, gauntlets fully visible where the sleeves of his overalls had been burned away. The trail of scorched meat started right in front of him and extended all the way to where the security team had been, with six smoking bodies in the remains of security armor marking the end of the trail. Around him lay the corpses of workers, clearly victims of the hail of fire the last two League goons had responded with. A few of which were still moving and groaning, which were good signs; Mya made a mental note to get some of the other workers to help them onto the ship.

Lothar Kaldegga gestured to the now-exposed docking tube entrance.

"The plan called for us to get into our assigned ships ASAP. They were in the way, and now they aren't any more."

He spoke in such a matter-of-fact tone that Mya could hardly believe her ears.

"We're supposed to rescue the workers too! Not barbecue them!"

Gruul punctuated Mya’s point with a deep growl that the translator declined to translate.

Her father looked at her coolly.

"The ships are the priority. Without them, we won't 'save' anybody."

Mya didn't like the way his voice twisted on the word "save", but now wasn't the time to fight it out.

"Next time, only take the shot if you have a clear one," she ordered, biting back the horrified yelling that tried to well up her throat.

Instead of acknowledging her order verbally, he merely inclined his head and strode straight towards the docking tube in front of them.

Mya cursed as Victor came up beside her, and he bumped her shoulder with his.

"Good news," he said quietly - loud enough to include Gruul, who had stalked back over to Mya with her blade at the ready once she'd finished with the security team, but soft enough that Lothar wouldn't hear them from where he was rapidly heading toward the entrance to the docking tube.

Mya nodded at him, obscurely comforted by his display of camaraderie.

"I'll take any I can get," she replied, matching her tone to his.

Victor flipped his tablet over so she could see it. A simple schematic blinked back at her, with three glowing lines drawn on it. She studied it for a moment before it clicked that he was showing her this docking bay and the locations of the tubes on the ship.

"According to what I've found, this is the main docking tube; it's closest to the bridge and the only one that had a security team reach it. The other tubes show no security presence whatsoever, and the workers have been steadily loading up since the announcement. If security wants to retake the ship, this is most likely the tube they'll use."

Mya blinked as several trains of thought ran full-speed through her head. On the one hand, even if it was highly unlikely that security forces would use the other docking tubes, the thought of having exploitable weak spots at her back made her skin crawl. On the other hand, the workers - who were starting to cautiously trickle down the corridor again now that the shooting had stopped - needed this tube to remain open if they had any chance of getting off the station alive.

Gruul's train of thought had apparently been running parallel to Mya's. With a lash of her tail, she turned to face the stretch of hallway that was slowly beginning to fill with workers once again.

"Go."

Her voice brooked no argument, but Mya still hesitated. Gruul was a fully capable Hosh warrior, and if any single person in their group could be relied upon to keep the way clear and secured, it was her. But for all that, the armor she'd managed to sneak under the worker coveralls was minimal and it felt wrong to leave her here without back-up. It also made capturing the ship seem all the more unlikely; terrible scenarios playing themselves out behind Mya's eyes. But this was Gruul. Gruul, whom Mya had wanted for a squad leader in the first place. Gruul, who had walked through the capital ship to rescue Mya's father without breaking the Hosh equivalent of a sweat. Gruul, who was the finest sword-wielder in the entire Resistance.

If anyone could do it, she could. And Mya wasn't about to disrespect her choice.

She didn't have to like it, though.

Mya reached out and grabbed the warrior's elbow, meeting her penetrating yellow gaze squarely.

"When I give the order, you drop whatever you're doing and get on the ship. It won't matter if a few have followed us onboard once we jump, but I won't leave you behind."

Gruul kept her gaze for a few long moments before nodding and Mya returned it before releasing her grip and gesturing to Victor. The two of them jogged after Lothar, who had by this point already disappeared into the docking tube.

The tube itself was made of some flexible, vacuum-resistant metal weave, but the floor was tiled exactly like the station they'd just left. It was wide, but not as big as some of the engine parts Mya had seen in the cargo bay; presumably those would be floated out and attached before the hull was pressurized. Were it not for the odd material of the walls, Mya could probably have convinced herself it was just another corridor - it was certainly long enough.

While she and Victor had only paused for a moment to talk to Gruul, Lothar was already a third of the way towards the doors at the other end of the tube. His footfalls were steady, his head high and pace brisk; both Mya and Victor had to continue jogging until they mostly caught up with him and then fell into a loose formation.

With Gruul guarding the entrance to the docking tube, they were unlikely to be attacked from behind, so Mya let Victor take up that position naturally while she readied her plasma shotgun to help her father. While he probably neither needed nor particularly wanted the help, it made her feel better to have something to do with her hands - let her feel less useless.

She could hear Victor muttering to himself from his position in the rear as they approached the ship-side door, but Lothar didn't even break stride as they came up to it - a confidence that was vindicated when it whooshed open at their approach, coinciding with a satisfied noise from Victor.

The halls were much like Mya remembered them being, and she couldn't suppress a shiver. The last time she'd been on a Capital-class ship, she'd been the head of a ragtag team of misfits in a last-ditch effort to try and save her father from the United League; now, she was trying to capture one so her father could blow up a space station. Mya shot a covert look at her father, but Lothar seemed unperturbed by their surroundings - in fact, if she had to put a name to it, his expression was almost gleeful; not an outright expression, but tucked into the corner of his mouth and the glint in his eyes.

Mya shook her head and focused her attention on the task at hand. Disquieting thoughts later, dealing with the mission now.

The halls themselves were rather empty, as they traversed the deck towards the bridge. No crew had been assigned yet, so that wasn't surprising, but Mya had somewhat hoped that more workers would have made it onto the decks by now. Still, she couldn't complain at the stillness; while it set her teeth on edge, it beat being shot at. Of course, that probably also meant that if there was any security on the entire ship, it was going to be on the bridge.
Mya glanced behind her.

"Victor. Bridge?"

He was silent for a long enough moment that she glanced at him again and found his fingers flying over his tablet as he remained silent. Finally, he looked up with a grim expression.

"Two squads," he said, loud enough for the foremost member of their group to hear him as well.

Lothar didn't even break his stride.

"I'll handle it."

Mya remembered what he'd done to the squad outside the docking bay tube and shifted her grip on her shotgun.

"Please remember we have to also pilot this thing out of here after we finish loading up."

Lothar didn't look back.

"Of course."

Somehow not reassured but not seeing a way around the necessity of it, Mya slung her shotgun and pulled out a blaster instead. The plasma shotgun was an excellent weapon for the kind of close-quarters fighting they'd inevitably be facing on the bridge, but if she missed even one shot, she ran the risk of melting something required to make the ship function, and her father was likely going to cause enough damage as it was. The blaster didn't have the same heft and she wasn't as good of a shot with it, but it shouldn't damage anything important when she missed, and that mattered more at this point.

She did miss the comforting weight of her shotgun in her hands though.

She missed it even more when the doors to the bridge opened - likely courtesy of Victor, though Mya wasn't about to turn her head and check - and a hail of blaster fire spilled out. Mya could only be grateful for the lack of civilians as she pressed herself up against the wall to avoid most of it. If they had loaded the ship this far, that would have been a bloodbath and while she was willing to haul injured people out, dead weight would have to stay behind; when using translocational magic, every ounce counted, and she already was unsure if she could shift a ship of this weight.

But she resolutely wasn't thinking about that right now.

Lothar had ducked out of the way of the first barrage, but as the rain of bolts slackened, he stepped out into the open again, lightning dancing up and down his gauntlets. A single gesture was enough to have it arcing towards the United League security with a hideous, whining tone that simultaneously made Mya's teeth itch and her eyes feel like they were about to pop out of her head - which was still better than what it did to the security team.

Lightning licked around them hungrily as they were catapulted out of cover by their own spasming muscles. The sizzle of burning meat was lost under the rising, wavering tone of the electricity, but the smell of it wafted down the corridor and made Mya retch. Fortunately the noise was lost underneath the same tone that drowned out everything else - until it suddenly cut off and Lothar lowered his hands.

Mya hadn't realized how close he'd gotten - the lightning had drowned out nearly everything else, but he was standing close to the doors to the bridge. Mya ran to join him. He hadn't gotten himself shot yet, but by her estimation, it was better safe than sorry.

She needn't have bothered, however; while the fact that Lothar hadn't been shot while she was running up had been a pretty decent indication, nothing had quite prepared her for the sight that met her eyes on the bridge. She'd worked with elementalists before, of course - not many, but a few - and most of them had been pretty handy with fire. It was the sheer surgical precision that took her breath away, the amount of control it must have taken. Ten security people lay sprawled on the deck, still smoking - but the only char marks on the floor were from where they'd fallen. Her father's control had been fine enough to keep the volatile lightning away from the conductive materials of the deck and consoles and confine it to the human bodies he was intent on flash-frying.

Mya shuddered as Victor walked past her, eyes firmly glued to his tablet as he headed for the main computer hardpoint on the bridge. It was his time to shine; not only did he have to keep the disruption of the main shipyard systems, he also had to hack and take control of the ship they were on or they weren't going anywhere. If anyone could do it, it was Victor, but she was loath to interrupt him.

With a sigh, she holstered her gun and went to start dragging the security team out of the bridge. Lothar glanced over with a careless eye and frowned.

"Leave them. No point in putting them anywhere else."

His tone was curt, with a thick layer of tension over it, and Mya huffed some hair out of her eyes before replying carefully.

"Once we have enough workers onboard, I want to jettison the corpses. No point in carrying any dead weight."

Lothar looked at her for a long moment before turning back to the main screen at the front of the bridge. It was a dismissal, but at least he hadn't objected, and Mya breathed a silent sigh of relief. It probably wouldn't matter much either way, given that they were planning on cramming the ship almost wall-to-wall with living bodies - the thought of which made her hands shake. She'd never tried translocating that much before, what if-

But every little bit helped, and it gave her something other to do than stare holes in the back of Victor's head like her father was doing.

Of course, that meant she was off the bridge minutes later when everything started going to shit.

"Mya!"

Victor's shout was in perfect time with the crackle of her comm in her ear.

"Red leader, this is Red Three. Repeat, this is Red Three."

While the comms they'd brought along with them had all been tuned to the same encrypted frequency oscillator, Mya had left orders to keep all comm traffic to a minimum. What the United League didn't know was there, they couldn't hack into, after all, and thus far the comms had been largely quiet beyond the few times Mya had been forced to update team orders on the fly. That one of the other teams would be reaching out to her now was not a good sign.

Mya ran back onto the bridge even as she answered the signal.

"Red Three, this is Red Leader. Report."

Victor was tapping away frantically at the computer hardpoint he'd commandeered, hands busy at the console as his eyes flickered across eight displays. Mya couldn't make heads or tails of most of them, but the look on his face said nothing good was happening. Combining that with Red Three reaching out was enough to have a yawning void open up in Mya's gut.

"Red Leader, resistance was heavier than we expected in this section. I don't know what happened to Red Four or Red Five, but security on this side just got a lot fucking more organized - reinforcements are piling in. I don't know how much longer we'll be able to hold the docking tubes."

Mya flipped the input off on her comm and cursed, a sentiment that Victor echoed.

"The network is re-establishing."

Mya's blood froze in her veins.

"How-"

"Carcen. That coward. I don't know what happened, but he's stopped repressing the network response on that half of the layered networks - the M'Pell are disrupting what they can, but the layering means they can only do so much. Without Carcen maintaining the foothold M't'fdlth established, those nodes are starting to come back online and there's nothing I can do to stop it from here."

A thousand and one thoughts flashed through Mya's head, but only one made it out of her mouth.

"How much time do we have?"

Victor's mouth was a grim line.

"Ten minutes, maybe one or two more. But the alarm's going to go out in five."

Mya rocked back on her heels.

"How long after that until reinforcements arrive?"

Victor's eyes closed like it physically pained him to say it.

"Not long enough."

Mya glared at the displays in front of Victor.

"How many more people do we have to load?" she asked.

They had to get the workers off this station before they destroyed it; Mya hadn't been about to just blow them up along with it when the whole mess started, and she'd be damned if she did it now. They had an obligation to the galaxy, to the Hosh, to Gruul, and to themselves to save the workers; while her father might think otherwise, Mya couldn't believe that much collateral damage was justifiable.

Lothar Kaldegga spun in place to glare at his daughter.

"We need to lift now," he snapped, every word clipped and aimed like a bullet straight at Mya.

Mya stiffened her back and matched him glare for glare.

"We have to save the workers," she snapped back, and he snorted in disbelief.

"If we don't lift now, we run the risk of not being able to finish the mission. The workers knew what might happen to them when they signed up for this job," he growled, taking a step towards Mya.

Mya stepped back in spite of herself, but didn't break the gaze they shared.

"You think even half of these people 'signed up' to be here? You know as well as I do that the United League runs on a combination of slavery and indentured servitude, especially in the manufacturing spaces. That's why we're here, why we're fighting in the first fucking place! I'm not going to leave-"

"Sixty-three thousand and falling," Victor interjected with impeccable timing.

Mya didn't miss a beat. "-sixty thousand people here to die just because some assholes decided they needed their labor to make ships on the cheap! We have to wait for the workers."

Her father took another step forward, and this time Mya held her ground.

"If we don't lift now, then we won't escape with anyone,” Lothar hissed, eyes narrowed.

“We'll be shot out of the sky along with anyone else who manages to lift off, and then the whole workforce purged as a precaution anyway!”

He waved at the viewscreen currently displaying the station.

“Then this place goes right back to making ships capable of destroying planets. Sometimes you have to make the hard decisions, and that means leaving people behind no matter what your objectives were to begin with!"

Lothar straightened up and gave her a cold look.

"If you don't have the spine to give the order, then I will," he stated flatly, reaching for his comm unit.

Red warnings flashed into place on Victor's screen and the man cursed roundly. Mya closed her eyes for a brief second, then reached out and caught her father's arm by the elemental gauntlet that covered the lower half.

"No, I’ll do it. My people, my mission, my choices, my fault. My call," she said, and reached up with her free hand to flick her comm onto the all-call frequency.

"All units, this is Red Leader. Hostiles inbound with an ETA of less than three minutes. Withdraw all forces and lift now."

Without waiting for a response she flipped her comm over to the unit frequency.

"Gruul, I mean it. Disengage and join us on the bridge, we have to cut loose in the next three minutes or we're all dead."

There was a pause that felt like an eternity, then Gruul’s end of the line clicked.

“There are still people on the station.”

It wasn’t a question, but Mya answered it like one anyway.

“Something happened in the other wing; Carcen’s stopped scrambling the network in that half, and security is coming back up. There’s an interceptor fleet inbound, Gruul, we have to go now.”

There was a much shorter pause.

“Acknowledged. On my way.”

Gruul’s tone was flat, and the click of the comm line sounded like the crack of a broken trust. Mya had to breathe carefully around the lump in her throat; now was not the time.

She clicked the line back over to the general frequency, noticing the tension easing just slightly in Victor's shoulders. She distantly contemplated the fact that she should be feeling the same kind of relief he clearly was, but she couldn't find it in the gaping void that had overtaken her chest.

Her teams. Her people. Her mission. Her choices. Her call.

Her fault.

Mya walked mechanically over to the pilot's station and settled herself into the chair. While most of the ships she'd flown in her life had integrated the Captain's chair and the piloting console into one larger station, this ship had the two separate. Her father had already taken up the weapons station and was elbow-deep in the circuitry designed to let him magnify his elemental powers ten thousand-fold.

Enough power to blow up a planet.

Mya shuddered and reached over to engage the piloting controls as Gruul stalked onto the bridge. Her overalls sported some new burns and tears - and a light sprinkling of human-red blood - but she herself appeared unhurt. The Hosh warrior looked around the bridge for a moment, taking in Mya where she was sitting and Lothar where he was caressing the weapons controls, and went over to loom behind Victor. He glanced up at her with a look Mya couldn't decipher, but then it didn't matter.

There was no more time.

Victor pushed a few buttons on the console in front of him and three ringing pops vibrated through the ship in quick succession. Mya could feel it when the last tether to the base was cut, the controls responding to every slight move and gesture she made. The actual movements of the ship were several long moments behind, of course - there was only so easily you could move something the size and weight of this monster, after all - but the controls themselves were responsive in a way that none of the old junkers Mya had flown for the Resistance ever had been.

Mya had a navigational display on the console in front of her, and she could see two other Capital ships begin to peel away from their berths. Three, of the five they'd intended to capture; given the odds of getting even one, three was an unlooked-for boon, but Mya couldn't bring herself to find anything optimistic in that.

Not with the price they were paying for them.

It didn't take long before more contacts were registering on her sensors; the flurry of cargo ships hauling ass out of the cargo hanger helped ease Mya's conscience a little bit. The contacts at the system boundary, however - just past the translocation beacon - were enough to have her stomach churning afresh: eight frigates in a spreading pattern supported by four cruisers and two Capital-class ships. None of them particularly fast at sublight, and at least three minutes from engaging distance with any of the ships around the shipyard, but - there was no going back now. No changing her mind and getting any more workers off.

There were more cargo ships pulling away from the station than she'd sent Blue teams for, but she wasn't about to begrudge any of the cargo captains they hadn't summarily deposed from hauling ass while they could. Whatever happened now, they were tarred with the same brush as everyone else who was about to escape this hellhole, and a distant part of Mya thought to have Victor look up the captains of those ships later and offer them the possibility of joining the Resistance in lieu of summary execution when the United League caught up to them.

Mya adjusted the controls and the sublight maneuvering engines hummed as they began to respond. Slower than she would have liked, the huge warship pulled away from the dock and began the half-circle that would let them bring the elemental batteries to bear.

One of the other Capital ships from the 'yards simply pulled away from the base without beginning the turn; Alejandro's squad had lacked an elementalist to run the weapons system, and it had been agreed that they would simply cut and run. Lothar had been adamant that he alone was enough to destroy the entirety of the base, but Mya had chosen to hedge her bets and the other commandeered Capital ship was beginning to make the turn as well.

The cargo ships were starting to disappear from her scope as their translocationists took them out of danger; if all went well, they'd meet up at the approved rendezvous point. Mya watched them go one by one as the United League frigates strained to close the distance between them. They were faster than the rest of the United League contingent, but not by much, and anything smaller than a frigate would be easy meat for the two Capital ships - even if they weren't currently pointed in that direction.

As the last of the cargo ships disappeared from her scope, Mya looked up to give her father a nod, only to have to shield her eyes from the sudden, hideous glare on the main screen. Lothar roared as he poured magic down into circuits that sucked it up greedily and spat red beams of death through space. The same red beams lanced from the other ship as well, splashing across shields that Lothar's shot had punched right through before finally breaking them to meet the superstructure of the station itself.

In anticipation of the vast amount of shields and armor the place had, the decision had been made to target the solar siphon at the bottom of the station. Mya had spent hours pouring over the schematics, getting advice from the engineers on Sarcorxrious; when she'd told her father of their findings, he'd simply looked at her with a shuttered expression before nodding and continuing on his way.

He'd apparently remembered their brief meeting now, as the red lances of his magic danced over the shield and antigrav emitters that hung pendulously below the station. Carbon scoring followed in the wake, until a soundless explosion rocked the station.

Mya watched as the whole station seemed to shudder in place, the energy of the binary star system reaching up past the siphon containment in deceptively delicate veils. The station was starting to list visibly, one wing of hangars rising higher than the other as the entire sub-station began a slow dive into the gravity well beneath it. The whole thing had a great and terrible beauty to it, enhanced by the transfixed silence on the bridge; even Lothar had gone quiet at the weapons station. It was the kind of sight that wanted for a grand orchestral soundtrack, or at least some kind of awful noise as the pressure of the twin suns' gravity began to crumple the lower wing of the station like a tin can. But there was nothing. No terrible screams broke the air as more than sixty thousand people - most of them workers - died, their lives snuffed out because there hadn't been enough time to save them.

Mya swallowed around the sour taste in her mouth as she shifted her grip on the Capital ship controls. While the wreck currently happening in front of her would likely delay the United League frigates by at least two minutes, the sooner they were gone, the sooner they could begin deciding what to do next. All she had to do was get them there.
Mya took a deep breath as her hand connected with the translocational buffer circuits integrated into the ship. As she let her magic stretch through the circuits of the ship, Mya closed her eyes; now was her turn to attempt the nearly impossible. If she failed, they were all dead, and she couldn't say whether or not she would succeed.

Until now.

Her magic spun through the circuits of the ship, feeling out the size and shape of the thing - and the number of people onboard. Not the 700 she'd been hoping for, but close; around 670, if she had to guess. Plus the ten corpses made for 680. Mya caught her tongue between her teeth as the seconds ticked by - she'd finished her calculations, she was just stalling now - they had to go-

The last thing Mya saw in the system was a brilliant flash of light, only partially compensated for by the viewer filters, as the station's nuclear reactor finally lost containment. Then, they were somewhere else; between one breath and the next they were in a small, single-planet system that boasted a sullen white dwarf at its center. Her knees felt weak and she was suddenly glad she'd been sitting all along.

They'd gotten away safely.

Now, the real work could begin.
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Transition to the rendezvous point hit him like a punch in the chest, and Draven coughed as he felt his heart stutter. He was a good translocationist, had done all the math and calculations to get the ship to the rendezvous point, but… He coughed again, louder this time. Even with only a third of the people they'd hoped to load it with, the cargo ship still held a hell of a lot of people - far more than Draven had ever tried to move before. He had managed to do it, but the effort had left him feeling like someone had taken a scoop to the inside of his ribcage. If the pilot's chair had been padded in any way, shape, or form, he'd be falling asleep right now.

A hand landed on the back of his neck.

"Draven?" His sister's voice was soft, worried, and while he couldn't find the energy to lift his head, he did manage to dredge up a smile for her.

"Can't believe we made it!"

Brix's voice boomed across the bridge, and Draven winced as it drilled between his ears into a brand-new headache.

"When those ships showed up, I thought for sure we were done for, but nope! Instead we got away clean."

Draven would have echoed the sentiment, if Brix's shout hadn't gone straight through the center of his forehead and into his brain like an icepick. He closed his eyes against the throbbing pain in his head and covered his eyes to try and block out some of the walking, talking headache that was Brix. He could almost feel the sympathy and concern radiating from his sister as her grip tightened a little on the back of his neck, but she was smart enough not to say anything as she poked him with what felt like a ration bar.

"Other contacts in the system. Pinging them now."

Altanna's voice was measured, with a certain tension underneath it that Draven would have shared if he hadn't felt wrung out like a damp sock. There was no way he was going to be able to jump them anywhere else, and if the United League had somehow managed to get here ahead of them- if they'd been laying in wait- if-

"I'm getting back Resistance codes. Looks like Blue Three, Seven, and Eight made it here before us, with Red Eight on with Three; they say everything's been quiet - new contact, three degrees down the plane of the ecliptic. And another, 100km off our bow."

Draven grabbed the ration bar from Thea, mostly to stop her from poking him with it; it'd gotten more insistent the longer he'd ignored it, until she'd been jamming it somewhat painfully into his ribs.

He tore the wrapper open and took a bite, resolutely ignoring the taste. He was starving, but he wasn't about to give Thea the satisfaction of knowing she was right by gulping it down in front of her. Not that he really had the energy to gulp; even chewing felt like a chore, despite the fact that his stomach was definitely interested in the contents of his mouth.

"It's Blue Two and Nine; Nine reports they have Red One on their ship as well."

Thea stepped away from Draven and towards Altanna's console, apparently mollified somewhat by the fact he was eating.

"Open up a communications channel, with everyone who's here," she ordered, stopping just behind Altanna's chair.

"Bring people on as they show up."

Altanna glanced briefly back at Thea, eyebrow raised, but didn't object, and it didn't take long for the main screen to shatter into a collection of floating ship bridges, the star it had originally been showing reduced to mere background. Being civilian ships, every bridge was different. Ships were expensive and hard to come by, so they tended to get patched and fixed and passed along from hand to hand until they literally fell apart at the seams.

Draven could see at least three in the display who still boasted the neon running lights that had gone out of fashion more than seven decades ago. Another one had a collection of small figurines lined up in front of the bridge camera, lending a weirdly whimsical frame to that view.

Blue Eight spoke up first, the tall team lead looking sickly in the glow of the green neon running lights.

"That was too close. Do you know what the hell happened?"

There was a general shaking of heads; from what Draven could remember, all of the teams had launched from the same row of berths as they had. It had all seemed to be going to plan, once reinforcements had arrived and driven the security teams back.

"New contacts, near the primary for this system," Altanna reported as similar notifications rippled through the shared comm channels.

"One of them is coming up on my scanner as damaged - odd, looks like small arms fire rather than ship to ship."

"I mean, I dunno about you, but I was doing a fair amount of shooting at those security assholes trying to keep us from taking off," Brix said before anyone else could respond.

Altanna rolled her eyes.

"Yes, but that means they were trying to shoot you and not the ship. This looks like someone managed to concentrate a lot more firepower than what you were up against." She paused, then said sweetly, "Don't worry. I'm sure what you had was just hard enough for you."

Someone snorted offscreen on one of the other channels and the entire comms link burst into laughter. It hadn't even been that funny, but for some reason it was hilarious and Draven could feel his ribs protest as he doubled over in his seat laughing. Thea was leaning on the back of Altanna's chair howling, while even Brix had gotten in on the humor of the situation and was clutching at his sides while he wheezed.

It took a hot minute for the laughter to wind down, by which point the last four ships they'd been expecting had arrived. Blue teams One, Four, Five, Ten, Eleven, and Twelve all sported varying degrees of damage from ground weaponry on their ships' hulls - more so than even the most heavily damaged of Blue Three, Seven, Eight, Nine, Two, or their own. Once the channel was - mostly - free of residual sniggers and cackles, Altanna added the newcomers into the general call.

That sobered the rest of the fun out of the atmosphere. While the first six teams to arrive had most of their complements on the bridge of whatever ship they'd commandeered, the six teams who'd taken ships from the other row of berths looked like they'd been chewed up and spat out. Blue Five only had one Resistance member on their bridge, slumped in the pilot's chair and barely conscious. The Kala'Kah and one human whom Draven vaguely remembered as being on Gold Two, plus a couple of Hosh who looked like some of the factory workers they'd been tasked with evacuating, filled out the rest of that bridge. Other bridges showed signs of fighting, and Draven could see at least three corpses from the angles on the projection cameras.

"What in the event horizon happened?"

Draven wasn't sure who'd spoken - it might even have been him - but it was the team lead from Blue Twelve who answered.

"Something happened on our side of the docks. I don't know if there was more security or if they were just better organized or what, but things suddenly started getting rough a few minutes before we got the liftoff order. Security teams started coordinating strikes, all the good stuff from the armories starting showing up - the works. If we hadn't pulled out when we did, we wouldn't have pulled out at all."

The fact that Blue Twelves' bridge had smoke still rising from some of the consoles, and a corpse in the corner, only served to put an even grimmer edge on her words.

"We've got what's left of Red Four on our ship."

The unexpected addition came from Blue Ten, the spokesperson for whom was a short, almost skeletal man who still had a precision fire extinguisher in his hand. Draven remembered him vaguely from the briefing as being a funny guy, but none of that good humor was showing now.

"The tech specialist for our wing, guy by the name of Carcen - he says he and his team met unexpected resistance in their section - Red Five was overwhelmed, and the heat fell on his team. They had to fall back, and he was the only one who made it to the hangar."

Silence reigned for a moment, then the Kala'Kah - whose name Draven was pretty sure was Toron’Mkesh - spoke up.

"Red Three died with honor, as did Gold Four. I do not know what happened to the other Gold teams."

The lead from Blue Nine leaned forward.

"I'm sorry to report that Gold Three didn't make it. They took down three security teams before we had to lift, and kept a fourth from cracking us like an egg."

The Kala'Kah was silent for a moment before nodding slowly.

"Then they, too, died with honor."

Thea looked over the pastiche of bridges projected through the comm link.

"Golds One or Five?"

Slow head shakes all around. Everyone was silent for a moment; while Gold Five was another mixed Kala'Kah-human team, Gold One had been the exuberant little M'Pells. Draven wasn't sure if their constant chattering on the way to the mission had been nervousness or something else, but it'd been surprisingly endearing instead of annoying. His heart caught for a moment at the thought of what might have happened to them, and he forced a cheerful tone to override the nasty little voice in his head telling him all the worst-case scenarios.

"M'Pell are hard to spot at the best of times, and Gold Five was small. They probably snuck onboard a ship and are just hiding out for a laugh."

"Yeah," Thea said, taking a step towards the screen and spreading her hands.

"They'll probably show up when we least expect it because they've been reading up on human customs again. Remember when-"

"New contacts at the system's edge," Altanna yelled, cutting her off.

"These are warships! Capital-class!"

Tension caught in the air as Draven's hands tightened on the grips of the pilot's chair. Even one Capital ship was a death sentence if they couldn't jump. There wasn't enough firepower between the twelve cargo ships to even take out the shields. Draven ignored his throbbing headache and pushed a little preliminary energy into the translocation circuits under his palms. Black spots danced in front of his eyes; another jump would stop his heart, he didn't have enough energy but Thea-

"Registering Resistance IFF! They're friendlies!''

Altanna's voice bubbled with joy and Draven felt the vise around his heart abruptly give way.

She'd done it.

"We've done it!"

Brix's shout precipitated a wave of cheers. Hooting, howling, applause, tears - they'd won. They'd done something. Draven could feel a grin threatening to crack his face in half, and he couldn't even care that his sister was throwing him a sly look. Mya had just pulled off the most daring raid in Resistance history. The United League hadn't been able to stop her.

Draven gave into the mood and raised his voice with the others. Watch out fascists, the Resistance is coming to get you!
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=297#p297 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 15:41:52 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=297#p297
<![CDATA[Ink and Quill :: Re: Masters of the Metaverse novel :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=298#p298
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Mya sagged over the arm of the pilot's chair, exhaustion sapping all the energy from her limbs. She felt oddly hollow, like someone had taken a vacuum and sucked out everything between her back and her front, leaving an empty space in their wake. Each exhalation felt like it brought her sternum closer to her spine, like a slowly collapsing tent.

She'd managed to jump the Capital ship to one of the randomly-chosen away points - in this case, a sullenly spinning white dwarf system that only had one rocky planet in a wide orbit - and then had spent five nerve-wracking minutes eating her way through a dense ration bar while Victor made sure nothing on the ship was broadcasting their location. Or laying in wait to do so. Or could possibly do so at any point in the future.

When he'd given the nod, Mya had swallowed the last of the bar and pushed her power through the ship a second time, bringing them to the rendezvous point. The glimmering Resistance signatures on the main viewscreen display were the only things keeping her from sliding off the chair. Each glint of light was a success, a team that had gotten away safely, and at least a few rescued workers - but not enough. Not nearly enough.

Sixty thousand people. Mya wheezed as the weight of their lives settled on her chest, curdled in her gut. Sixty thousand Hosh, Yttarans, humans - any M'Pell who'd been lurking - dead. On her orders. She closed her eyes and the blindingly white, yet utterly silent flash that had signaled the death knell of the station played out once again behind her eyelids. Evacuating more than seventy thousand workers was always going to be a monumental task, but if they'd managed to keep station security disrupted, they could have done it. She'd run the projections herself with the station schematics; the biggest choke points were the entries onto the cargo ships, and even then they'd been designed to let bulk cargo on and off. They should have been easily capable of allowing the workers on in two hours or less.

Mya couldn't look away from those lights, didn't dare look at the side of the bridge Gruul and Victor were on. She'd promised Gruul that she'd rescue the workers. Now that promise lay broken between them like a gulf, one Mya was unsure if she'd ever be able to cross. The Hosh had been used and betrayed so often by the United League - the thought of behaving like them was enough to kick the roiling in Mya's stomach up a notch.

The worst thought, though, was - what if Gruul didn't blame her enough? They'd achieved two out of three objectives on the mission, after all. The United League wasn't going to be making planet-cracking Capital starships again any time soon, and the Resistance had successfully gotten away with three of them. Mission success, if all you measured by was the material gain. If you discounted the sixty thousand lives spent buying that advantage.

Mya knew that that's what the United League would say - and call it cheap at the price. Sixty thousand lives, most of them nonhumans or undesirables? That wouldn't even be a footnote in the United League's cost-benefit ledgers. The accounting bureaucrats would care more than the people who were supposed to legislate such things. The cost of what they might have produced, if they'd lived longer, would weigh more with the League than their deaths ever would.

That was the last straw, and Mya only barely managed to slump over the arm of the pilot's chair before the heavy ration bar made its reappearance. The edge of the arm dug into her side as she heaved, the spasms continuing long past the point of anything coming up.

And if there was salt water mixing with the bile, well, that was her business.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=298#p298 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 15:42:56 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=298#p298
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Victor's hands danced over the console in front of him, even while his mind was curiously blank.

The blinding flash in the forward viewscreen still dotted his vision. Sixty thousand lives, snuffed out in an instant. Yet another in a string of terrible failures, of massive casualties that he could have prevented. If only he'd recommended someone other than Carcen, if only he'd been quicker to help M't'fdlth establish control over the security system, if only he'd put a more complete lockdown on the security protocols.

If, if, if.

Victor felt like he was sinking slowly in a pool of blood. For more than twenty years, he'd worked with Lothar Kaldegga. In the beginning, the man had treated every casualty like a personal affront, an excuse to get angrier, do more, retaliate and make the United League pay; now Victor had to wonder if the other man could even see the dead laid out at his feet.

Victor could.

Hidden away in his personal servers, he kept a count. Every single reported casualty. Every single civilian "sacrificed to the cause". Every single person he'd let down, to whom he could never make amends. Victor didn't look at it often save to update it, but he never forgot. Some days, some missions, it felt like he might be able to stop updating it. That maybe he'd become good enough that he could just stop failing people, start making his way to the edge of the sea of blood he'd become responsible for over the years.

Today, he felt like he was drowning.

His hands never stopped moving. Sixty thousand people had already died because of his mistakes. The blank numbness that tasted like copper wouldn't stop him from doing a good enough job to ensure that the rest of the Resistance wouldn't follow them. He'd already found and disabled three code traps that would have activated in six months to broadcast the ship's location to the entire United League; they were surface-level, easy to find traps clearly meant to lull an intruder into a false sense of security if they were found. For all he felt like he might go under if he moved too suddenly from his seat, Victor wasn't going to be fooled so easily.

While he searched for the deeper traps he knew would be lurking in the code, Victor also began pulling up his personal servers. For all he could do nothing for those already dead on the station, he did have access to resources that would let him help those left behind. Money was no replacement for people, but it was a place to start and Victor set up a script to start chewing through the worker logs from the station to mark any next of kin. He would feed those names to his servers later; cash disbursements would flow once the final tally was set.

Time seemed to vanish around him; hours could have passed without his notice, though the soft rustling of a food wrapper behind him suggested it had only been a few minutes. He wasn't sure exactly what had brought him out of himself, but some subliminal instinct had him look up and around. Gruul stood silently next to him, a few drops of dull red blood staining the maintenance coveralls she still wore. When she had made it to the bridge he wasn’t sure, but Victor felt the knot in his chest unclench - the one that had been there since she volunteered to stay behind and guard the docking tube.

Still, she looked angry, with her tongue flickering and tail lashing. Disengaging one of his hands from the console, he reached out and caught Gruul's hand in his own. Her hand dwarfed his, his pale skin stark against her almost-gold scales - yet, for all she could have snapped every bone in his hand by squeezing too hard, her grip wasn't overbearing. It felt… warm. Secure. Where Victor drowned in the blood he'd spilled, her grip felt like a promise of safe harbor. He wasn't there, not yet, but with his hand in hers it felt like, for the first time in a long time, that he might be.

“All we can do is be better next time,” he told her softly, exhaustion coloring every word.

They couldn’t save the ones they left behind; they could only be better so they wouldn’t have to leave them behind in the future.

It was the only way he’d managed to keep moving forward. Be better next time, and never forget a mistake so it wasn’t made twice.

Gruul’s gold eyes snapped to his, resting on his face for a long moment as her tail stilled.

“We will,” she stated.

Victor had never heard two words that sounded more like a promise. They needed to be better, so they would be. It was never that simple, but Gruul made it sound that way and Victor wanted to believe it more than he had believed in anything for a long time.

“Yeah,” he replied softly.
Four of his scanning programs chose that moment to flash green in completion, while another three reported quarantined files that Victor would have to deal with later. He hit the acknowledgement and looked back at Gruul.

“Confirmed, no trackers, tracers, or traps. We're clean.”

He heard Mya shifting in the pilot’s chair but kept his eyes on Gruul. He didn’t have the energy to deal with the recriminations that would inevitably stem from his recommendation of Carcen to the team.

“Acknowledged.”

Between one breath and the next, they were in the rendezvous system. Sensors screamed about hostile contacts, and Victor frowned as he turned back to adjust the IFF filters. It was the work of a moment to change the frequency listings - the fact that he hadn’t set that up before was just another thing to add to the current shitshow.

He squeezed Gruul’s hand again.

They’d do better next time.
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no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=299#p299 Thu, 19 Mar 2026 15:45:02 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=45&p=299#p299
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Gruul looked around the bridge as the broken remnants of the shipyards disappeared from the forward viewscreen in favor of a small, white dwarf star. Mya appeared to be listing in her chair, though the human's hands were already pulling some kind of nutrient bar from her pocket. Victor's hands were flying over the console in front of him, red warnings giving way to smoothly scrolling lines of text that went by too fast for Gruul to even try and decipher. Lothar still stood at the weapons station, eyes fixed on some point that was clearly not the viewscreen in front of him, with a look on his face that made Gruul's tail lash.

While Gruul was perhaps not the best judge of human behavior, Mya was clearly not looking in her direction and seemed to be trying to shrink out from under Gruul's gaze. Victor seemed absorbed in his task, eyes fixed on his screens, but his shoulders were hunched in a pose that she had seen him use before when he felt guilty about something.

Gruul's tongue flicked the air reflexively. She was angry, yes, but not that they hadn't saved as many workers as they planned for. That feeling was merely frustration; to have victory in their grasp, only for the failure of another to rip it out again. Whether that failure was truly unavoidable, unacceptable cowardice, or perhaps simple spite, would be seen in time.

It would be corrected, and moving forward they could account for such things and make better plans.
Her anger was towards Mya's father. Nine lives, snuffed out in the name of getting to the security team. Nine workers - all human - burned to chunks of unidentifiable meat by the fire he'd used so inelegantly, sacrificing efficiency for expediency. Gruul knew she could have removed the entire security team as easily as she had dispatched the last two, and with far less collateral damage. And yet Lothar did not seem to care, his casual disregard for the lives of others evident even now.

Gruul's tail lashed again, and she fought down a growl. Lothar Kaldegga was clearly not listening to anything happening on the bridge, and Mya would likely mistakenly assume the noise was meant for her. Mya had made mistakes, but she had shown herself willing in the past to learn from them. Hopefully that pattern would continue, for Gruul had many things to say about how this current mission had gone. Still, that was a subject for later, when they had some time to recover.

A cold hand slid into hers, interrupting Gruul's chain of thought. Victor hadn't looked up from his console, but now only one of his hands moved over the console, bending it to his will. The other one was firmly wrapped around her own.

"All we can do is try and be better next time," Victor said softly, the strength of his grip belying the exhaustion in his words.

Gruul had no frame of reference for the look on his face now; somehow, the lines around his mouth and across his forehead seemed to be etched more deeply than she had ever seen them before. His hair drooped, sweat-matted, and his glasses had slid down his nose.

She could fix at least one of those things. Reaching over, she adjusted his glasses to the position he normally wore them.

"We will," she stated firmly, matching his volume. The casualties on this mission had been unacceptable; they would do better for the next one.

The lines around Victor's mouth relaxed a little.

"Yeah," he agreed, sounding less exhausted.

"Confirmed, no trackers, tracers, or traps. We're clean." Victor raised his voice a little, but still didn't let go of Gruul's hand.

Gruul could hear Mya rustling behind her in the pilot's chair.

"Acknowledged." Mya's voice was flat and lifeless, but the front viewscreen changed again.

A warm yellow primary stood out like a beacon among a rash of red dots. Victor's free hand danced across the console as he adjusted settings, and the viewscreen glitched for a moment before the red became a friendly blue.
Gruul's eyes were glued to the display.

Each dot was a success, each worker saved a new priority. Her people had been used by the United League for so long, treated as little better than chattel and a cheap source of labor, that the sight of so many ships loaded with newly-free Hosh… Gruul's anger was not gone. Her frustration still churned below her breastbone. She was still disappointed that the choices had been made that had caused so many deaths.

But also, for the first time in a very long time, she had hope. And that would have to be enough.
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Lothar stared sightlessly at the white dwarf that slowly revolved on the forward viewscreen. His hands were still clenched tight on the controls for the ship's weapons, and his breath came light and quick - almost panting, though the bridge was not warm.

The bright flare of destruction still played across the spots in his vision. The lances of fire that he had sent out to wreak vengeance upon the station, the brilliant light of his rage made manifest - now that was power. The kind of power that would make even the United League sit up and take notice.

Firing the weapon had been a rush unlike any other. Even with specially-modified bracers designed to allow higher power input than the standard model, Lothar had never been able to channel his full might into any of the spells he cast through them. He could feel it, every time he approached the limit of the machinery that caged his arms - it felt like a dam, an obstacle, something holding him back from cutting loose with his full potential. He'd overwhelmed a few sets that way in his younger years - pouring too much power through unworthy metal. He still had the scars from those incidents too, though he made sure his newer bracers covered those marks.

Channeling his power through the ship's systems, though, meant he didn't have to hold back. He could simply unleash his rage, and the circuits could take it all. No more holding back, no more "safe" levels of power; this ship was freedom. These weapons would bring the United League to its knees.

He blinked as a shadow crossed his vision, and finally registered the new view on the viewscreen. A white dwarf star, and one rocky planet. Lothar's hands clenched on the weapons system; it would be easy, so easy, to make this just a white dwarf star. To once again unleash his fury on the universe and have it bend to his will.

He forced his hands to relax, though he couldn't bring himself to take them off the system entirely. Destroying one rocky near-asteroid in a system nobody knew about would serve no purpose, despite how good it would feel.

Destroying one of the United Leagues' precious garden worlds? The ones held up as jewels in the United Leagues' crown?

Lothar felt his teeth bare in a pleased smile. That would make a statement the United League couldn't ignore, deny, or refute.

Still, he couldn't bring himself to take his hands away from the controls. Not yet. While his second experience in firing a Capital-class ship's weapons had ended in glorious victory, he couldn't forget the first time he'd done it - and his subsequent capture on that ship. His smile twisted into a snarl. His first Capital ship had been stolen from his grasp; he would not make the same mistake with this one.

This time, he would not be denied. This time, the Capital ship was his to do with as he liked. The first step was, of course, the garden world. That would rock the United Leagues' foundation and lay the groundwork for his next steps. Strategic hits on major United League bases would follow, starting with the non-Capital ship manufacturing. If they shifted military production to civilian facilities, he'd shut them down too. It would all be so, so easy.

Lothar blinked as the view on the screen in front of him changed from a white dwarf to a yellow mid-range. More pressing, to his mind, were the other two Capital-class ships pictured off to one side; he gripped the weapons systems and began letting his energy flow through the circuits to warm them. The display flashed red circles around them for a moment, with a rash of red dots further away that didn't concern him, before the whole thing flickered and all the red dots went blue.

Friendly.

Resistance.

Lothar felt a grin stretch his face.

The end of the United League started now.
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So far the sailing has been smooth. Getting to pick your own controller for 3DO is a huge bonus. SFII Turbo is pretty solid, but MiSTer includes CPS1, 1.5, and 2 emulation with 3 on the way. So 3DO isn't the best way to play it. It's still pretty amazing to see how the richer folks lived in the 90s. It was hands DOWN the best home port when it came out. By miles.

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Hopefully it'll work for AT&T out the gate. They've said the Titan 2 does (I don't have AT&T so I can't verify this) and that they're working on certification for AT&T on the Titan Elite 2 already.

Not going to back it, because I already have a Titan 2 that already doesn't work on Verizon, but if I didn't have that already (and I had AT&T) I would be.]]>
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<![CDATA[Bare Metal :: Re: Controllers :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=51&p=330#p330 no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=51&p=330#p330 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 12:53:08 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=51&p=330#p330 <![CDATA[Bare Metal :: Re: Controllers :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=51&p=331#p331
https://www.icode.com/product/icode-arc ... ontroller/

They have been out of stock for ages, so seeing them doing preorder batches is awesome.]]>
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<![CDATA[Bits, Bytes, and Nibbles :: Win 11 killing the C drive on (mostly Samsung) laptops :: Author andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=38&p=91#p91 https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-c ... accessible


TL;DR:
The latest Patch Tuesday push included an update which, in some cases, is removing access to the C drive on mostly Samsung notebooks. The update, it appears, is revoking ownership used by Samsung Share. So it's pretty confined currently. But it DOES mean that Windows is undoing changes done after install, which has always been a BIG red flag. This is the kind of thing people were worried about re: disabling AI. That MS would just go in and undo the settings. Looks like they're setting a precedent that they can and will do just that.]]>
no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=38&p=91#p91 Sat, 14 Mar 2026 12:44:28 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=38&p=91#p91
<![CDATA[Bits, Bytes, and Nibbles :: Re: Win 11 killing the C drive on (mostly Samsung) laptops :: Reply by Merkwerkee]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=38&p=92#p92 no_email@example.com (Merkwerkee) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=38&p=92#p92 Sat, 14 Mar 2026 18:02:40 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=38&p=92#p92 <![CDATA[Bits, Bytes, and Nibbles :: The Windows Phone Revolution :: Author RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=46&p=302#p302 https://betterphoneproject.com/windowsp ... ution.html

It's finally published!]]>
no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=46&p=302#p302 Sun, 22 Mar 2026 13:54:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=46&p=302#p302
<![CDATA[Bits, Bytes, and Nibbles :: Co-Pilot is out of fashion, it's all hats in 2026! :: Author andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=49&p=309#p309 https://www.windowscentral.com/microsof ... oss-the-os

Unfortunately, Windows Central is a bloated ad-swelled site, but it has a fairly decent breakdown. My favorite thing is in the linked video on the page. The DEMO of Co-Pilot they showed in 2024, which was all mocked, didn't even do the background removal they were touting. It just... went on the the next slide. Amazing.

Apparently MS has lost ~$360B on Co-Pilot so far, so they're turning to their best money making strategy - suing other people. They're looking at a 50B breach-of-contract suit against OpenAI.

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no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=49&p=309#p309 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 23:43:57 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=49&p=309#p309
<![CDATA[Pong, Etc. :: Prototypes :: Author RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=39&p=100#p100
https://jyoungman.itch.io

Stance is a JRPG battle system, which was a design exercise about making a game where you can (and should) avoid damage. It's completely turn-based; there's no timing-based dodges or parries here. The way it works is each ability has a "stance" associated with it. When you use an ability, you change into that stance. Whatever stance you're in, you're immune to abilities that are also of that stance...and all of that is true for enemies as well.

Ghost Town is a mash-up of Bomberman and Pac-Man. When your bombing man gets, well, bombed, you respawn as a ghost in the center of the map. Freed from corporality, you're able to pass through bricks to haunt the remaining players, and make ghosts of them as well. But testing a local multiplayer game when you've been banished to an island isn't an easy task, so it never got past first playable.]]>
no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=39&p=100#p100 Tue, 17 Mar 2026 23:51:21 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=39&p=100#p100
<![CDATA[Pong, Etc. :: Wii - a stolen design, ad campaign, and legacy? :: Author andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=303#p303


This is very interesting, considering the timing of it. Wozniak vibes up and down.]]>
no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=303#p303 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 18:20:41 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=303#p303
<![CDATA[Pong, Etc. :: Re: Wii - a stolen design, ad campaign, and legacy? :: Reply by RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=307#p307 no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=307#p307 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 20:38:24 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=307#p307 <![CDATA[Pong, Etc. :: Re: Wii - a stolen design, ad campaign, and legacy? :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=308#p308
Nintendo has a cache that's untouchable in public opinion in Japan (there have been huge Reddit wars over it, where the nearly universal Japanese viewpoint is Nintendo is a national treasure...I just happened to read through a few of them the other day completely unrelated). And it DOES say 'allege' right in the title which means it can't have been proven.]]>
no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=308#p308 Mon, 23 Mar 2026 23:29:23 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=308#p308
<![CDATA[Pong, Etc. :: Re: Wii - a stolen design, ad campaign, and legacy? :: Reply by RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=313#p313 no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=313#p313 Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:15:06 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=47&p=313#p313 <![CDATA[Pong, Etc. :: SPU Emulation :: Author RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50&p=323#p323 https://www.tomshardware.com/video-game ... -all-games

The dream of pocket Tokyo Jungle grows closer!]]>
no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50&p=323#p323 Sun, 05 Apr 2026 15:11:55 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50&p=323#p323
<![CDATA[Pong, Etc. :: Re: SPU Emulation :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50&p=332#p332
The Cell ends up doing more in its death than it ever did during its life to improve computing...]]>
no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50&p=332#p332 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 13:00:38 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=50&p=332#p332
<![CDATA[Have You Tried Turning it Off and Back On Again? :: SSL Certificates :: Author RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=85#p85
  • Web based automation (managed on a free CDN automatically)
  • Server-side automation (I upload a file to set up a cron job to manage it)
  • Manual (Generate the CSR and private key on my server, complete verification, then install SSL on server)
  • I don't have the experience for option 3. Well, I haven't done any of them. Anyone who has experience setting up a website this millennium have any recommendations or tips? And should I assume I won't be able to make any content viewable until such time as I've done this?]]>
    no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=85#p85 Thu, 12 Mar 2026 21:13:23 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=85#p85
    <![CDATA[Have You Tried Turning it Off and Back On Again? :: Re: SSL Certificates :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=87#p87
    The latter gives you more control. The former is set it and forget it, usually.]]>
    no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=87#p87 Fri, 13 Mar 2026 07:44:56 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=87#p87
    <![CDATA[Have You Tried Turning it Off and Back On Again? :: Re: SSL Certificates :: Reply by RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=95#p95
    I also tried installing WordPress on the DreamHost side, in the hope I could at least get a Hello World up, but the links they sent me for setting my WordPress password and logging in there don't work.]]>
    no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=95#p95 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 18:28:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=95#p95
    <![CDATA[Have You Tried Turning it Off and Back On Again? :: Re: SSL Certificates :: Reply by andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=96#p96
    RivalGuy wrote: Sun Mar 15, 2026 6:28 pm Trying that and Name Cheap is trying to stick it in a subdomain DreamHost isn't giving me. Has anyone worked with either of those companies, and with domain registration and hosting being from different companies? Cause neither of them are being helpful.

    I also tried installing WordPress on the DreamHost side, in the hope I could at least get a Hello World up, but the links they sent me for setting my WordPress password and logging in there don't work.
    Yes. That's how this forum is literally set up.
    You need a wildcard cert and it should be applicable in your your host management portal.

    Websites -> Secure Certificates
    The domain needs to be added under Websites -> Manage Websites -> type the domain you own. You can't use the other two options.

    ScottC would have more in-depth knowledge but it should be pretty straight forward. That's how I have lazycoward.guide set up as well.]]>
    no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=96#p96 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 22:06:13 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=96#p96
    <![CDATA[Have You Tried Turning it Off and Back On Again? :: Re: SSL Certificates :: Reply by Scobles ScoBro]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=102#p102 no_email@example.com (Scobles ScoBro) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=102#p102 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 11:01:15 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=102#p102 <![CDATA[Have You Tried Turning it Off and Back On Again? :: Re: SSL Certificates :: Reply by RivalGuy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=190#p190 no_email@example.com (RivalGuy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=190#p190 Wed, 18 Mar 2026 16:41:22 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=36&p=190#p190 <![CDATA[The Fish Wrapper :: Damn this unpredictable Smarch weather :: Author andy]]> https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=37&p=86#p86 VID_20260313_071635.mp4 Sometimes the snow comes down in March.
    Some CEOs can't eat Big Arch.
    Just when I thought our plants would last,
    You went and froze them all real fast.

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    no_email@example.com (andy) https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=37&p=86#p86 Fri, 13 Mar 2026 07:41:29 -0700 https://www.forum.twobards.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=37&p=86#p86